Jenny NicholsonAll of my predictions are going to come true, I'm sure of this. If any of them didn't come true I would look pretty foolish but that won't be a problem.
The Last Jedi BingoJenny Nicholson2017-11-14 | All of my predictions are going to come true, I'm sure of this. If any of them didn't come true I would look pretty foolish but that won't be a problem.
Flashing lights warnings: restroom tour flashing lights [00:49:19-00:49:52], bridge training laser fire [02:07:58-02:08:03, 02:10:22-02:10:26, 02:11:28-02:11:32], lightsaber training laser fire [02:16:31-02:16:37, 02:16:44-02:16:56, 02:17:01-02:17:20, 02:17:37-02:17:43], blinking lights on rides [02:41:49-02:41:57], flickering holocron [02:52:40-02:53:25], finale siren flashing lights [02:55:27-02:55:47], lightsaber-related action and lasers in first half of finale [02:56:07-02:59:36, 03:01:59-03:02:03, 03:40:31-03:40:37]Evermore: The Theme Park That WasntJenny Nicholson2022-11-05 | The word of the video is “theoretical.”
Chapters: 00:00:00 Intro 00:01:10 Pitch 00:04:37 Inventor 00:08:22 VOID 00:12:54 Land 00:17:33 Return 00:23:32 Lore 00:37:36 Plague 00:42:25 Swift 00:51:34 GRID 00:59:00 Marketing 01:07:52 Park 01:34:49 Gameplay 02:02:51 Attractions 02:24:14 Characters 02:49:21 Food 03:00:38 Merch 03:06:28 Priorities 03:16:40 Everfolk 03:27:31 Suggestions 03:32:48 End 03:43:11 CreditsThe Church Play Cinematic UniverseJenny Nicholson2022-06-22 | Actually I’m just bitter because I didn’t get the role of Sarabi.
00:00 Intro 01:42 Star Trek 05:52 Pirates of the Galilean 11:17 Robin of the Hood 15:34 The Princess Bride of Christ 19:27 The Dark Knight 22:30 Tombstone 26:39 Rock Star Wars 34:54 Back from the Future 42:05 Raider of the Lost Ark 47:15 Quest for the Holy Grail 51:41 The Avenger 59:51 Joy Story 1:08:36 The Lion King of Judah 1:15:34 Outro 1:17:48 CreditsA needlessly thorough roast of Dear Evan Hansen (2021)Jenny Nicholson2021-10-12 | I don’t just roast I incinerate.
Click the title under which you posted Evan Hansen’s speech to the internet:
Parts 2, 8, and 10 do not contain triggering content but might be confusing out of context. Except Part 2 that one stands on its own legs.
Chapters: 00:00:00 Intro 00:00:38 Part 1: The Story 00:02:46 Part 2: Ben Platt wants an oscar but he is 45 years old 00:11:44 Part 3: Mommy why is the scary man singing 00:19:49 Part 4: Sincerely, Me 00:24:25 Part 5: The romance with the sister 00:28:34 Part 6: His best friend d*ed… you won’t believe what he did next! 00:32:01 Part 7: The stupid Kickstarter 00:36:33 Part 8: The Jared character has no point and makes no sense 00:39:51 Part 9: The stuff I liked 00:41:57 Part 10: The editing 00:44:48 Part 11: The lie 00:52:18 Part 12: Is Evan the bad guy 01:01:16 Part 13: Nothing happens 01:08:28 Part 14: TreesFur-Bearing Trout ASMRJenny Nicholson2021-03-02 | ...THE Vampire Diaries VideoJenny Nicholson2021-01-15 | If the cast of Vampire Diaries see this please let them know I’m single, unless it’s Jeremy tell him I found peace
Chapter timestamps: 0:00 Intro 1:58 1) The Love Triangle 7:54 2) The Supporting Cast 11:12 3) The Lore 17:31 4) The Birth of Vampire Diaries 20:35 5) The Dating Tree 25:20 6) Magic Jewelry 28:15 7) China Beach 30:28 8) Product Placement 33:05 9) LJ Smith 38:14 10) Caroline's Singing Career 40:31 11) The Villains 51:08 12) Good & Evil Switch 56:04 13) Vampire & Human Switch 1:01:36 14) Dead & Alive Switch 1:04:30 15) Raising the Stakes 1:10:49 16) Characters I Hate 1:19:38 17) Good Stuff 1:23:41 18) The Video Game 1:31:43 19) The Clothes 1:33:52 20) The Vampire Diaries 1:35:50 21) Surprise 1:41:05 22) Elena Leaves 1:43:48 23) The Elena Problem 1:56:44 24) The Bonnie Problem 2:11:22 25) Where Are They Now 2:17:25 26) Missed Opportunities 2:24:52 Conclusion
Since I spent $3 to watch that clipshow retrospective I actually earned -$3 on this video.There’s something wrong with Hallmark’s youtube channelJenny Nicholson2020-10-30 | Which DIY party craft should I teach you to make next time?
The recipe for my creepy cocktail which I’ve hidden in the description instead of helpfully including it in the video:
2 cups peach puree 1 quart apple juice 2 handfuls grapes 12 plastic spiders 1 oversized chunk of dry ice, causing the bowl to overflow 4 scoops peach GFUEL use code HORSEGIRL http://gfuel.ly/2Gb3HS6
The recipe was a ploy to get you to click my gfuel link so I can have my own flavorSPIDERQUEST: Quest for the Man-Sized SpiderJenny Nicholson2020-08-02 | SPIDERQUEST: Quest for the Man-Sized Spider
Helpful timestamps: Viewers with sensitivity should avoid: 29:21-29:31 flashing tiktok imagery, 37:13-37:39 bronies raving with strobes, 39:11-39:22 flashing gifs up on an LED screen, 48:28-48:30 a pony gets zapped with flashing magic, 1:09:38-1:11:10 some concert footage played behind credits.
Click your favorite popular brony fandom meme: Sweetie Belle is a robot - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Bright Eyes from My Little Pony Tales is, also, I guess a robot (really trying to get this one off the ground, would appreciate if you told your friends) - twitter.com/JennyENicholson Headcanon that Rainbow Dash plays bocce ball sometimes - twitch.tv/progamerjenny Shipping Discord with Mayor Mare - instagram.com/spider_jewel They said the phrase “pasta button” in a late-season episode and you haven’t seen it but all the bronies keep knowingly talking about pasta button and laughing uproariously and you don’t really know what that’s all about - spiderjewel.tumblr.com Pretending to be attracted to the ponies lol when you’re definitely not - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Click your favorite character in this screenplay: Rey’s colorful sari - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Tor Valum, who teaches no one the secret to life-sucking for thousands of years and then Kylo shows up deformed and seething with rage and aggression and Tor Valum is like “okay” - twitter.com/JennyENicholson Dade played by one of the kids from Stranger Things, which becomes a funnier casting choice with each passing year - twitch.tv/progamerjenny Hux, just, Hux - instagram.com/spider_jewel The stormtroopers too bashful to interrupt a couple who’s making out - spiderjewel.tumblr.com Breakout star VX-20 - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Click your favorite thing that ended up not mattering in Episode IX: Most of the visuals from Rey’s force vision in TFA patreon.com/JennyNicholson The entire character of Hux twitter.com/JennyENicholson The Knights of Ren twitch.tv/progamerjenny Poe’s arc in the second movie instagram.com/spider_jewel The literal or symbolic implications of the skywalker saber breaking clean in half, including its kyber crystal, when a slightly cracked kyber crystal is the reason Kylo Ren’s blade is extremely volatile and a kyber crystal/saber is typically a symbol for the soul of the character it belongs to spiderjewel.tumblr.com Rey’s happiness facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVidsI read the terrible Episode IX pitch where Rey is a robotJenny Nicholson2019-12-18 | It was imperative to me that I get this posted before Episode IX’s release date because I knew if anything from this treatment ended up happening it would be infinitely funnier if I had roasted the idea ahead of time.
Also nobody tell him about this he's like 75 he won't benefit from feedback it will likely just make him sad.
Click your favorite story beat from Alan Dean Foster’s upcoming Episode XI treatment: The film opens with a long funeral for Kylo Ren at which C-3PO gives a long, sentimental speech patreon.com/JennyNicholson Finn selects his second in command, secretary, and treasurer and Poe’s name doesn’t come up in the conversation for any of these jobs twitter.com/JennyENicholson Rose and Paige Tico are revealed to have a third heretofore unknown sister, who also explodes twitch.tv/progamerjenny The new Tico sister has a 20-minute onscreen funeral at which R2-D2 and BB-8 say a few words instagram.com/spider_jewel Luke comes back from the dead a second time, explaining that he simply had to exert twice as much Force power to do so, and they reattach his missing hand so that he can wield three lightsabers at once spiderjewel.tumblr.com Rey sobs facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Alan Dean Foster’s website, on which if you navigate to the “updates” page and scroll down long enough you will find his complete Episode IX treatment: alandeanfoster.com
I called it a pitch in the title even though it’s just a hypothetical treatment because everyone understands what a pitch is but not everyone immediately understands what a treatment is, and also pitch has fewer characters.Going ohhhhh at everything in the new Star Wars rideJenny Nicholson2019-12-08 | I "waited 12 hours" to go on this rideFrozen 2 Script DoctorJenny Nicholson2019-12-03 | Somebody please throw Anna a bone here.
The ways in which Elsa is cool but Anna is not: Dresses like a figure skater at all times in outfits that manifest from thin air like a magical girl sequence, while lighting up and sparkling - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Platinum blonde hair - twitter.com/JennyENicholson Magical ice powers - twitch.tv/progamerjenny Power ballads - instagram.com/spider_jewel Rides around on a magical horse made of water and ice - spiderjewel.tumblr.com Their mother deigned to visit only Elsa from her culture's afterlife to deliver a life-affirming power ballad duet about how special she is - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVidsSpider ReviewsJenny Nicholson2019-10-29 | For the discerning spider enthusiast
This is not going to be a regular location or camera arrangement; this is just a quick informal video where it was easier to be reading from my computer! Don't fear it because it is not real change.
What do YOU care most about right now? The incoming subtle disney blog posts about all the things they’re going to close in the next year - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Probably Marvel Movies - twitter.com/JennyENicholson Subscribing to streaming services I didn’t even want before to stave off the eventuality of a Disney entertainment monopoly, at which point Disney+ streaming will cost $500 annually - twitch.tv/progamerjenny The Obi Wan series - instagram.com/spider_jewel The ongoing political unrest in Hong Kong which prompted me to not address any of the announcements made regarding Hong Kong Disneyland, because I didn’t want to not-mention what’s going on but also didn’t want to mention it purely in the context of its impact on theme park news - spiderjewel.tumblr.com That space restaurant - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Also my webcam recording software's quality is inconsistent, recommend me software that is consistent pleaseStar Wars: Episode IX BingoJenny Nicholson2019-08-24 | I expect every single prediction on this bingo card to be confirmed by the first full-length trailer. Also it’s time to bring back the ysalimiri.
What song and ship would you use for your Star Wars music video:
Kylo Ren/Rose Tico set to “Dirty Little Secret” - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Padme/Obi Wan/Anakin love triangle set to “Mr Brightside” - twitter.com/JennyENicholson The entirety of Taylor Swift’s new album, I am Taylor Swift, and in my upcoming high-budget music videos I will sequentially portray my elaborate Star Wars shipping fic, in which a character played by me is romanced by the Benicio del Toro character “DJ” - twitch.tv/progamerjenny Krennicut Imwe set to "You'll Be In My Heart" - instagram.com/spider_jewel Phasma self-empowering tribute set to “This Is Me” from The Greatest Showman - spiderjewel.tumblr.com Reylose Ticuxeron set to “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
The clip of Kylo Ren in the forest is way bigger than I intended and looks weird but it took me 5 upload attempts to get youtube to process this video so it is what it is
The Dark Phoenix arc - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Chris Pratt leaves for the more lucrative Jurassic World franchise - twitter.com/JennyENicholson A THIRD scene in an ensemble movie in which they show off how many female characters they have (over five!!!!) by separating them into their own little fight, ideally against a female villain because you know - instagram.com/spider_jewel Hawkeye oh boy - spiderjewel.tumblr.com Marvel Land at Disney’s California Adventure Park = facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVidstyrionJenny Nicholson2019-05-14 | Daenerys would like to set the record straight.
Vlogger morghulis.
How will you make sure everyone knows you’re sorry on youtube? Say that you didn’t want to make this video - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Discuss what you’re apologizing for vaguely enough that most people still don’t really know by the end of the video - twitter.com/JennyENicholson Wear a fashion item to indicate you’re a dressed-down and less-produced version of yourself, such as a plain hoodie, or glasses if you do not normally wear glasses - instagram.com/spider_jewel Mention that people are getting mad at your family to reframe it so that the people who are mad at you are worse than whatever thing you did to make them mad - spiderjewel.tumblr.com Work an ad for your healthy hair gummies into your hour-long video selling your friend down the river for not promoting your healthy hair gummies, during which you cite many legitimate grievances, but fail to address why none of these things were a dealbreaker until the exact point at which your friend promoted competing healthy hair gummies - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVidsKylo Rendemption PartyJenny Nicholson2019-05-05 | Happy May the 4th!
Here is a numbered list about why Kylo Ren is definitely getting a redemption arc in episode ix. If he isn't redeemed I will delete it to avoid embarrassment, and then it will be gone forever and no one can ever prove it existed. The banner however will stay up in my apartment.
I forgot to buy one of those cone hats. The party hats. Really meant to.DUMBO SLAPSJenny Nicholson2019-04-24 | I have no good justification for the video title other than that while watching Tim Burton's masterpiece DUMBO (2019) I was struck by the idea of calling a video "DUMBO SLAPS" and try as I might I couldn't remove it from my mind.
Click the next live-action family film phenomenon: Tim Burton’s live-action Fantasia 2000 - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Live-action Frozen 2 which comes out one month before the animated Frozen 2 - twitter.com/JennyENicholson Tim Burton’s Nutcracker and the Five Realms (Sony Pictures) - instagram.com/spider_jewel Live-action Mickey and the Beanstalk featuring Andy Serkis in every role - spiderjewel.tumblr.com Live-action Nightmare Before Christmas, by the directors of Nutcracker and the Four Realms - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Footage of Dumbo (2019) is not mine and was not taken by me, and was posted online without attribution.Original Star Wars Costume IdeasJenny Nicholson2019-04-08 | I’m not going to wear any of these at Star Wars Celebration because I keep the best ideas for myself.
The books are all gone folks! But it was chill doing a giveaway, I might do it for other reading videos in the future.WHERE’S BUZZY? The Great Animatronic CaperJenny Nicholson2019-02-12 | I meant to work in the pun Grand Theft Audio-Animatronic somewhere and I’m disappointed that I didn’t.
Click your favorite thing that’s going to happen in Fantastic Beasts 3: It turns out Buckbeak was a Filipino man named Buckbeak the whole time - patreon.com/JennyNicholson We find out about Grindlewald’s crimes but they’re all white collar crimes and it’s kind of a weird energy - twitter.com/JennyENicholson They go somewhere warm and instead of an only slightly-different wardrobe where they’re all in similar long coats again, we get a movie of them all in tacky vintage beach fashion and Newt Scamander is in like khaki shorts that go to his knees - instagram.com/spider_jewel JKR accidentally includes backstory for a character from The Walking Dead, forgetting that she didn’t write that - spiderjewel.tumblr.com Fantastic Beasts 3: HP Origins: Hagrid - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVidsTop 10 HallowSCREAM BOOvies GHOSTalgic WatchlistJenny Nicholson2018-10-30 | A playlist for if you weren’t invited to any parties and are just sitting inside (sad & alone) all night.
Click your favorite Halloween activity: Sitting inside sad and alone and watching Jenny’s complete Halloween playlist - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Getting eaten by pumpkin-headed men - twitter.com/JennyENicholson Running through a corn maze, pursued by a pumpkin-headed man - instagram.com/spider_jewel Summoning McGriel, ostensibly to play his game but mostly for the company - spiderjewel.tumblr.com Carve pumpkin - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVidsThe Worst Ghost Hunting Show of All TimeJenny Nicholson2018-10-26 | You've got to hand it to them, they DID find a heck of a lot of ghosts.
Paranormal Home Inspectors drinking game rules! Sip every time: The family turns out to live right next to a train which is periodically vibrating their house and making things move - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Brian says the phrase “well here’s the problem right here” - twitter.com/JennyENicholson Nadine Mercy mentions her own unprovable physiological response (shaking, trouble breathing, “look I have goosebumps” and we can’t see her arms) as though it is proof of ghosts - instagram.com/spider_jewel Drink once for each new ghost said to be in the residence - spiderjewel.tumblr.com Drink once for each faucet turned on, door slammed, or sensor tripped - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids Finish your drink if the episode features any member of the household who has agreed to be on camera but does NOT believe in ghosts - youtube.com/user/EileMontyVA25 Knights of Ren TheoriesJenny Nicholson2018-10-02 | My bingo card for episode ix is just going to be all of these theories and I'm going for blackout.
Was he MEANT to be Gaston was that why his Beast-self was named Hunter? What was even going on there? Should I read the book?Dark Internet RitualsJenny Nicholson2018-08-26 | [WARNING: Do not play these games unless you want to seem like a really cool brave boy]
What's YOUR favorite Pixar villain monologue? Sid's cynical tirade against odd couple comedies - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Bruce the Shark scolds Marlin for foolishly believing in an unlikely family reunion - twitter.com/JennyENicholson Mor'du the talking bear points out the relatively smaller and less grand scale of the first Pixar film to feature a female lead before being punched in the face because it's wrong for bears to eat people - instagram.com/spider_jewel I cannot remember the villain character from The Good Dinosaur at all - spiderjewel.tumblr.com Lightning McQueen turns directly to camera and expresses his disgust for his own fans - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVidsOne Direction during The PurgeJenny Nicholson2018-07-25 | This video’s description was going to be a cheeky reference to the lyrics of a One Direction song but I don’t actually know any, except the one where in the chorus they sing about a loaded gun, which admittedly might have been apt.
If you're still reading I wanted to add that the multiple scenes about Blue having empathy, and the moment where she cries the single dinosaur tear, seem to suggest that part of what makes the dinosaurs worthy of saving is that they engage with humans on our own terms.
The implication being that an average dumb animal, or one with natural predator instincts, is Other and thus less worthy of saving. And that the right to live is conditional. Blue shouldn't need to be Smarter Than Your Average Dinosaur for people to feel badly for her when she is suffering.Rating. Every. Porg.Jenny Nicholson2018-06-24 | Remember when porgs were first announced and I said I didn’t like them all that much? Remember that?
Click your favorite upcoming Star Wars Anthology movie: A C-3PO and R2-D2 buddy comedy which is then reshot in the film noir style - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Max Rebo origin story - twitter.com/JennyENicholson A monster movie set on Mustafar about a bunch of sith lords trying to fight off a really big lava monster, which is then reshot to be a screwball comedy - instagram.com/spider_jewel Star Wars Episode VII but it's a direct sequel to Episode VI and the entire thing is CGI recreations of the main cast when they were young - spiderjewel.tumblr.com A movie that's announced and marketed as an Old Republic movie but then after a 10-minute prologue flashes forward to Han Solo's youth and turns out to be Solo 2 - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVidsIs Forces of Destiny good?Jenny Nicholson2018-05-23 | A pile of colorful beads.
Click the next great Forces of Destiny doll:
Padme’s decoy who gets blown up on the landing pad - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Zam Wesell - twitter.com/JennyENicholson Shmi Skywalker, whose youth, frankly, probably doesn’t include anything you’d want children to play out with dolls - instagram.com/spider_jewel The tauntaun which maybe was female - spiderjewel.tumblr.com Inexplicably every character but Rose Tico whom they have featured in multiple shorts and whom they have yet to even announce the vaguest intent to make a doll of despite making other Last Jedi dolls, such as a THIRD Rey and even Kylo Ren - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVidsInfinity War Hot TakeJenny Nicholson2018-05-14 | Spoilers for, honestly, a lot of things.
Click your favorite Marvel movie which is derivative of a Twilight Zone episode:
You think Deadpool’s face is messed up but he takes his mask off and it turns out actually it’s everybody else’s faces that are messed up - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Tony Stark is afraid of the small men in his attic who turn out to just be Ant-Man and the Wasp - twitter.com/JennyENicholson The Guardians of the Galaxy on a road trip being relentlessly pursued by a hitchhiker who turns out to be death - instagram.com/spider_jewel Odin escapes a retirement home by playing a game of kick the can which transports him to his carefree youth - spiderjewel.tumblr.com A haunted doll pushes Hawkeye down a flight of stairs - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVidsThanos has a great planJenny Nicholson2018-05-02 | Yall see Infinity War?
Click the creepypasta monster you will ship yourself with in your fanfic: The skeleton from candle cove and instead of a real skeleton he’s like a tall skinny guy with attractive swoopy hair - patreon.com/JennyNicholson The scary mickey mouse suit from Abandoned By Disney but really just to throw the author a bone because he could really use the validation - twitter.com/JennyENicholson A possessed Barney doll but he’s tall and skinny with attractive swoopy hair - instagram.com/spider_jewel The Dionaea House - spiderjewel.tumblr.com Every single test subject in the Russian Sleep Experiment - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids
Click the best runner-up: The empty husk of Stitch’s Great Escape - patreon.com/JennyNicholson Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse - twitter.com/JennyENicholson The Land Greenhouse Boat Ride past large vegetables - instagram.com/spider_jewel Drinking sodas from around the world at Club Cool and being really insensitive to whichever culture Beverly comes from - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids Dropping 650k to travel the country filming a guerrilla-style indie movie in multiple theme parks to cope with your own unresolved issues by reframing them as being the fault of the disney corporation - spiderjewel.tumblr.comReady Player One for GirlsJenny Nicholson2018-03-14 | (This version is less embarrassing fight me)
Click your fav moment in the original ready player one! The protagonist and his friend arguing at length about Ladyhawke and calling each other gay slurs in a playful manner - patreon.com/JennyNicholson The squad of jock bullies who are called the 1337 Skillz Bangup Boys - twitter.com/JennyENicholson The twist about his girlfriend which will likely be absent from the movie adaptation - instagram.com/spider_jewel Me see Q*bert me know him - facebook.com/JennyNicholsonVids Ernest Cline, the author himself, walking into the combat zone and everybody retreating in fear because he is so powerful - spiderjewel.tumblr.com