Where You Fit (The Faction Song) - Divergent Ke$ha Parody @alicecullengirl

Alice Christine Yess I'm back again (couldn't stay away from parodying Kesha for long!!) Lyrics below:

We know
we know what you are
if you're dauntless if you're candor
or if you're not at all
you don't have to decide
don't have to get stressed
sit back and close your eyes
and take this simple test
cause we know, we know, we know...
just where you fit - just where you, just where you fit
and we know, we know, we know ...
we'll keep you safe, believe it
(unless you're a divergent)

Maybe you're clever, right
Don't much like to fight
Not interested in making friends or
sp-speaking your mind
Come and join me
The smart and haughty
Your literati
An Erudite you must be
You wanna go blue, we know you do
Or maybe you're just friendly
And wanna deal in treaties
Then join us in Amity
Cause life can be one endless party
Other guys don't get us
They hatin' cause they jealous
But once they've had our serum
Our red will surely suit them

You've got us in your face
tearin' up the place
We're the Dauntless, we're the brave
and nah we ain't afraid
Hope you're active, hope you match us
Cause we can't stop
Cause a life of war can run you down and make your heart stop
Or just tell the truth
We're quick-talking youth
we can't lie
Th-the black and white of Candor is
transparent, cold, and sly
If we don't like you you'll know it
We're honest and we show it
cause this system needs someone that's fresh and
straightforward to own it!

Our maybe you're a saintly golden child
a wanna help everyone
You deserve an Abnegation life~
Cause together we are united as one
Each to build each other up until we're done
You can trust that we care and we know
And we'll place you where you belong

updated 10 years ago

Where You Fit (The Faction Song) - Divergent Ke$ha Parody

Alice Christine 2014-04-02 | Yess I'm back again (couldn't stay away from parodying Kesha for long!!) Lyrics below:

We know
we know what you are
if you're dauntless if you're candor
or if you're not at all
you don't have to decide
don't have to get stressed
sit back and close your eyes
and take this simple test
cause we know, we know, we know...
just where you fit - just where you, just where you fit
and we know, we know, we know ...
we'll keep you safe, believe it
(unless you're a divergent)

Maybe you're clever, right
Don't much like to fight
Not interested in making friends or
sp-speaking your mind
Come and join me
The smart and haughty
Your literati
An Erudite you must be
You wanna go blue, we know you do
Or maybe you're just friendly
And wanna deal in treaties
Then join us in Amity
Cause life can be one endless party
Other guys don't get us
They hatin' cause they jealous
But once they've had our serum
Our red will surely suit them

You've got us in your face
tearin' up the place
We're the Dauntless, we're the brave
and nah we ain't afraid
Hope you're active, hope you match us
Cause we can't stop
Cause a life of war can run you down and make your heart stop
Or just tell the truth
We're quick-talking youth
we can't lie
Th-the black and white of Candor is
transparent, cold, and sly
If we don't like you you'll know it
We're honest and we show it
cause this system needs someone that's fresh and
straightforward to own it!

Our maybe you're a saintly golden child
a wanna help everyone
You deserve an Abnegation life~
Cause together we are united as one
Each to build each other up until we're done
You can trust that we care and we know
And we'll place you where you belong

Still With Us - Mockingjay Maroon 5 Parody

Alice Christine 2014-08-23 | Another parody about that first half of Mockingjay when Peeta's trapped in the capitol while Katniss is safe in 13. Little double meaning in this one! She's asking if Peeta's “still with us” like "still on our side", but also like “is he still alive?” haha...anyway, lyrics below:

I tap the screen and I see your face beside
My only sworn enemy
You’re speaking words that I know
aren’t from your mind
If you’re the person you used to be

At night I dream of a forest of darkness
Of faces across black skies
and I remember your hand slipped away
Set alight by a lightning strike

Oh, I can’t find sense in hiding away
This constant ache is just the price I pay
Was just a child when he saved my life
Won’t be forgiven if I let him die

Have we killed Peeta?
Is he still with us?

I keep your pearl in my pocket
Holding tight
To everything that you promised me
I didn’t believe you meant each kiss that night
But now I’m questioning everything

You’d never stand by him like that, I know that
The Snow’s smothered all that's good
Have they been hurting you, tell me, allow me
To do what I think you would

Oh, I can’t find sense in hiding away
This constant ache is just the price I pay
Was just a child when he saved my life
I won’t be forgiven if I let him die
Have we killed Peeta?
Is he still with us?
Oh I won’t give up
I will fight for love

They’ve left me behind
Run off in the night
They don’t trust my shaking hands to win a fight
When you reach these halls
Whose name will you call
What if you don’t remember who I am at all?

I keep your pearl in my pocket
Holding tight
To everything that you promised me
Oh, I can’t find sense in hiding away
These scars I have are just the price I pay
Will he return as a broken man
Will he hate me once he knows who I am

Have we killed Peeta?
Is he still with us?
Oh I won’t give up
I will fight for love

Please don’t find the truth, I’m bad for you x2
Please don’t know the truth, I’m bad for you

Tell Me - Divergent Passenger Parody

Alice Christine 2014-03-23 | Hey guys! Just seen Divergent (twice haha) this weekend and was feeling all the feels, so I wrote this quickly today! Lyrics under the cut :

Tell me if I'm brave, tell me if I'm kind
Tell me, if I'm different am I gonna die?
Tell me there's a better place for you and I
How can I trust when they're spreading lies?
How can I survive in an endless fight?
Maybe if I'm clever we'll get out alive

I'm feeling like I'm running out of time
Am I crazy if I don't fit in line?
They're watching me and I don't know why
I haven't seen enough of this life
To decide what I wanna be like
They test my heart when they test my mind

So tell me I can hide, tell me I can fight
I'm feeling more within me than a list of five
Tell me there's a better place for you and I
A woman dressed in blue seems to know the plan
But where do love and loyalty fit into that?
When even now my brother is a different man

I've been training for this arduous test
Trying to hide my mind from the rest
But he can see, so I've failed at that
Of the choices we conform to none
But she insists that, we settle for one
And she'll never give up, cause she thinks she's won

So tell her I diverge, tell her I don't care
Maybe there's a wall but I'll get out of here
If we try I know that we can disappear
But tell her if I can, then we're gonna fight
Tell her there's some beauty in a sacrifice
Tell me there's a better place for you and I

Hey Runner - The Maze Runner Avicii Parody

Alice Christine 2014-02-25 | Hey I'm back with the latest book-to-film series I CANNOT WAIT to see in theatres: The Maze Runner! What other series/books would you like to see parodies of?? Sound off in the comments!

Lyrics:
Hey, runner, there's a big dark world you don't remember
Lost brothers, there's a strange fake sky we're all stuck under.
Oh, what's beyond this emerald grove? We're close
but do we even really want to know?

[Verse 2]
Hey, stranger, we're surrounded by this constant danger
Dark sister, if our past is gone where is our future?
How, if they're Wicked are they good? And why?
This plan is set but not yet understood

[Chorus]
what if I lose my mind?
Oh, promise you will stop my fall
What if we risk it all
And nothing lies behind these walls?
when the night comes falling down, we'll run
We can't go back and yet we can't go on.

[Verse 3]
Wake sleeper, I remember you, I knew you before
Don't trust me, I don't know myself how could you know me
Oh, we'll escape this maze they've grown, this war
This grievous task we've been selected for

[Chorus]
Ah, and if we all get home
I won't regret this life at all
And if we started alone
I'll take your hand and won't let go
if they're Wicked are they good? And who
would lead these broken people to their doom?

Dont Forgive Me (Piano Version) - Mockingjay Lorde Parody

Alice Christine 2013-12-05 | Hey guyss! I wasn't totally happy with the first version of this, cause I made it when I was still ill and my voice was pretty broken, so I did this today!

Hope you like it! I also think this version captures the emotion of the tune a bit better :)

happy thanksgiving weekend!!! and happy december!!

song: Team by Lorde
Eyes open
Doors are closed
Gale sits alone with me
This hovercraft it goes
Some place called district 13
I raised by bow
I shot my arrow at the sky
The sky that held us together
But we're cracking tonight

Rebels never make it though
Heartbreak's really all we know, oh
Even with Peeta gone
Gale just can't melt my heart

In the arena
Our war was just Tv
we'll burn your capitol
i hope you don't forgive me
and with the ruins
of my district beneath my feet
we'll be lost
forever incomplete

I'm getting tired of being told if can go if i can stay, okay?

I turn the TV on
Peeta looks back at me
saying it's not my fault...
And then I fall to pieces
and Finnick falls apart with me
cause they have got his love, his Annie

In the arena
Our war was just Tv
i'll burn your capitol
i hope you don't forgive me
and with the ruins
of my district beneath my feet
we'll be lost
forever incomplete

I'm getting tired of being told if can go if i can stay, okay?
A rescue mission won't resolve the wounds we've gotten anyway, okay?

Cups (Anna Kendrick Cover)

Alice Christine 2013-07-06 | i got bored and then

harry styles tells the actual dumbest joke ever | DC, 6/23/2013

Alice Christine 2013-06-29 | so i went to a one direction concert last weekend
apologies for the crap quality, i was in the ACTUAL LAST ROW haha

"knock knock"
"who's there"
"a cow goes"
"a cow goes who"
"NOOOO. COWS GO MOOO!"

Classic (MKTO Cover)

Alice Christine 2013-06-22 | GAhhhhh i love this song. both of this band's singles have been A+ okay??

The Take Over, The Breaks Over (Fall Out Boy Cover)

Alice Christine 2013-05-25 | bored on a saturday, mannn

1901/Armistice (Phoenix Cover)

Alice Christine 2013-03-03 | Well at the start I'd wanted to just cover Armisitice, but of course I couldn't find a good instrumental version online, so I went for 1901 instead. But then realised the beats are a bit similar in both songs, so I snuck a bit of both songs into one big cover haha

Hope y'like :)

Little Things (One Direction Cover)

Alice Christine 2013-03-02 | Instrumental from here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NozZBSvWdZY

Woo Spring Break!
My goal is to do a cover every day this week (??) and some might be actual videos haha. Wanted to make a video today, but I didn't feel like putting on makeup or doing my hair lol (yay vacation!)

Hope you like it!

The A Team (Ed Sheeran Cover)

Alice Christine 2012-07-03 | Hey again! Almost Independence Day whoooo

*sidenote: I might try and make a video next week with me actually in it, but I don't even know what I'd talk about haha, so we'll see *

Anyway this actually isn't a recent cover, I did it back during the school year but never uploaded it cause no one really knew who Ed Sheeran was stateside haha

But anyway, yeah now that his album's out over here you should buy it if you haven't already because he's a glorious ginger and flawless human being :)

Up All Night (One Direction Cover)

Alice Christine 2012-07-03 | YAYAYAY SUMMERTIME!

just having a laugh in my free time, wanted to make the song a little beachier for vacation. hope you like :) xx

Quarter Quell (Tonight) - ORIGINAL SONG **Catching Fire Spoilers**

Alice Christine 2012-06-17 | HEY GUYS! So this has been my SUPERSECRET project for a little while now, so it's awesome to get to share it with you! (note: i write lyrics but notttt music, so!)

About the Lyrics: it's a song about Catching Fire, how Katniss and Peeta are trying to move on with their lives ("even though we've been home so long), but then get reaped a second time and plunged back into the arena ("the capitol must bring us down to where we were back then"). The chorus addresses the capitol citizens who always seem oblivious to the people they hurt with their games and only care about the drama of 'star-crossed lovers' ("will the lovers go mad when they look into our eyes"/ "don't they realize we're gonna die?"). The second verse is about Peeta trying to protect Katniss, and Katniss shooting out the arena, sparking the rebellion at the end ("i'll aim an arrow in the face of god, start an inferno they cannot put out")

Anyway hope you like it, and it'll be on iTunes soon!

Trust You - Hunger Games All-American Rejects Parody

Alice Christine 2012-06-15 | **FREE DOWNLOAD: http://www.mediafire.com/?j5dqroj3vzndztv

Hey guys! Here's a parody I never really finished cause I couldn't find a good instrumental track, but I'll share it with you anyway, cause a lot of you wanted to see more Hunger Games stuff

i wanna - all american rejects

Lyrics:
I, I must have said this a million times
But I've started to miss the mines
In District 12
You, were never brave enough for me, were you?
But you're determined to get me through
This violent hell

So don't be afraid
I know it's harder each day
We'll try to win this games
Don't have to throw it away

I wanna I wanna I wanna trust you
You wanna trust me too
But in these games
We don't have that much time
We can't live like we can't die
I don't wanna fight but I don't know you
It's crazy when there's no rules
But everyone in Panem must agree
They've put their faith in you in me

I, I don't approve of flirting to survive
But I'm sure you'd be surprised
What I can do

So we're a team these days
That's what the Gamemakers say
You're really not that skilled
But I think it suits you okay...

I wanna I wanna I wanna trust you
You wanna trust me too
But in these games
We don't have that much time
We can't live like we can't die
I don't wanna fight but I don't know you
It's crazy when there's no rules
But everyone in Panem must agree
That you've put your faith in me

But seriously
It can't too much darker than this
I'm falling deep
Your smile's the only thing that keeps me

Warm and safe
So maybe it's not all fake
I don't love you now
But I'm sure we'll work it out

And all I have to do is trust you

What Makes You Beautiful - A Cappella Cover!

Alice Christine 2012-05-27 | So I haven't put anything up in a little while, so I'll show this cover I did a few weeks ago! It took foreverrr cause I had to do record all the harmonies and the background music and put them all together, but it was so much fun!

(and who doesn't just adore one direction?)

[BONUS] Reality TV: Rebecca Black HG Parody

Alice Christine 2012-03-23 | FREE DOWNLOAD: http://www.mediafire.com/?uqge9oq9t96rx9g

SO OH MY GOD THE MOVIE'S OUT, and it's amazing beyond my wildest dreams. I dressed up as Rue and my were Katnisses and Prim and it was just perf. (Photos are halfway through the video if you want to gaze upon my cuteness). Also thanks to the two cool kids who submitted their own HG photos :)

Anyway, as promised, one last HG parody for now. Dont ~hate me for doing Friday haha. But it IS a Friday, innit?

Lyrics:
24 kids in a big arena
Fighting to death for fame and cash
Seems a little dumb,
But I've got no choice
Gotta kill them all if I wanna get back

Mockingjay pin in its place on my sweater
Dreaming of the good times
Hope it get better
Starting a revolt with some berries and a kiss
Here's my whole story, goes a little like this

Reaping day heading down to town square
Gotta impress doing up Prim's hair
Then it's a goodbye
Mom and Prim just cry
Suddenly I'm on that
train it's going
Down and down and down straight to Capitol
Cinna's gonna make me look hot
Gotta learn my lines, winning's a must
Peeta says he loves me, but he wants to kill me
Gotta make my mind up
Who am I to trust?

In these hunger games hunger
Gotta get out these hunger games
President Snow's looking forward
To the Reaping, Reaping
A boy who bakes
A basket case
A drunk way past his glory days
District 12's turning out to be the dream team dream team

Fighting and fighting an oh
Hunting and hunting and oh
Run, run, run, run
Death is just reality TV

He's in the career pack
Why would I expect that
Hiding in the trees with an orange backpack
Can't stop thinking of food
Don't know where it is
But I got this, Rue got this
We bump fists and we're friends, yeah
Trap-setting 11
We'll tag-team through this
Peeta's got a leg wound
Thinking he'll be dead soon
But if I'm gonna get home
I'll do it on my own

In these hunger games hunger games
Gotta get outta these hunger games
Everybody tryin' their best to kill me kill me
Peeta's fake
I'm insane
Don't think we'll ever be the same
But my heartbeat's telling me it's the real thing real thing

Rue was my only friend-ly friend
A spear was her fateful end-ful end
She she she's slowly dying
Curled up and crying
I've got to sing her something nice
Peeta and I are a team
Even if they come between
Oh, I just want this nightmare to end

In these hunger games
Finally out of these hunger games
President Snow probably wants to destroy story me
Fighting's done
The battle's won
Stirring up the rebellion
District 12 turning out to be the dream team dream team

[FAN REQUEST!] Best Friend The Killers Parody

Alice Christine 2012-02-28 | AAAAH this has been such an exciting journey with all of you, and while this is not my last parody/video EVER, it's definitely my last for a while and possibly my last for the hunger games series.

The song's Mr Brightside, and the lyrics were submitted by GiveSlytherinAChance

Lyrics:
Me and the girl on fire
Are like two parts of a whole
But she was taken from me
By the Capitol
Her train is pulling away
Away to the Hunger Games
Terrified of the Games
Cause people die in the Games!

She could stand a good chance
She can shoot really well
But she's falling in love
with the tribute from 12
Now they're both in a cave
and they're starting to kiss
now I'm going insane
I can't stomach this

Stop now
She pulls out nightlock now
She's coming home.
Oh if she knew, what she meant to me!
Whose hand would she hold?
(I really don't know)

Who is he. He's not even from the Seam.
I have her heart and she has mine
She should have just let him die.
They're calling me her cousin now
I have to get her back, somehow
I will love her 'til the end
But I'm just her best friend.

They have me working all week
I only see her Sundays
Tells me she wants to run
But now I gotta stay
For us to make it all right
We have to stand up and fight
Can't she see that I'm right
She can see it alright

But now I'm being whipped
And she's holding my hand
She brought Peeta to watch
It's more than I can stand
Now she's on the TV
In a new wedding dress
And they've Reaped her again
There's a pain in my

heart now, she has to depart now
Please don't go...
And I just can't watch, it's killing me
They're still holding hands.
(Can't you see that it's killing me inside?!)

What a scene, this arena's like the sea.
They're talking and deciding now
Who'll go home alive, somehow
Back at home it's raining hell
Snow is razing District 12
Is this where our story ends?
Me and my best friend.

I love her
(Katniss has a pretty face and no one else can take her place)
I love her
(We've been friends forever and now I can't just forget her)
I love her
(Maybe we're just not meant to be, she'll never love me)
I love her

Hijacked: Mockingjay Pussycat Dolls Parody

Alice Christine 2012-02-27 | So this is my next-to-last Hunger Games Parody before the ALBUM COMES OUT~
GET EXCITED. I was feeling nostalglic for middle school music, so I chose a pussycat dolls song, haha.

Making these has been such fun. I'll be sad when it's all done

Lyrics:

We got you back, safe and sound, but your love for me
It's been deranged into bitter animosity
You're in a bed, getting better in District 13
But what's the point if you can't even look at me

I run when he wakes
Just to hold, my only love
He's numb, with hate, with a fire or lack thereof

I can't deal with all this madness
Unpredicted sadness
Jealousy within me, seeing Finn and Annie
Maybe it was fake before
But here's a hurt I can't ignore
Trying all I can to reach you

You hate this heart right here
Your memories brim with fear
You call me insincere
I must get out of here

I take a job in District 2
Stirring up the fight
But each new day brings
Another seven sleepless nights
Are you well, can you tell
That I'm not like that
The cruel muttation they've convinced you that I am

You see, me now
And it tears me down again
Cause the truth, of me
I'm exactly like you said

A liar, vindictive and tired
Not a girl on fire
Puppet of the districts
Lost in my self-interest
I don't want to fight now
I'll admit you're right if
That's what it'll take to reach you

Are you even still here?
Can't you forgive me, dear?
I'll make them pay, I swear
Just get me out of here
I know you only want me gone
The poison's made your mind all wrong
But I have come to realize
What's real and not real in your eyes

So I'll bring you to the Capitol
We're gonna destroy it all
You may never trust me
But you can learn to love me
They've made you a weapon
So now we're gonna get them
Teach them they can never kill you

Oh, I gotta do it
Be with you through it
We've gotta win
You hate this heart

We're gonna survive
We're done with the lies
We've gotta do it

You hate this heart right here
Are you even still still here?
Your memories brim with fear
Can't you forgive me, dear?

Wont Leave You - Hunger Games Vanessa Carlton Parody

Alice Christine 2012-02-22 | It's my sister's 23rd birthday, so I made this specially for her because she likes Vanessa Carlton haha. (Song: Carousel) ALSO OMG I have like 850 subscribers and EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU IS FANTASTIC~

Lyrics:

I say my first goodbyes on Reaping day
And I - I expect the worst
But I tell Gale and Prim they'll be okay
Cause I -- always put them first

They call her name and I take her place
Cause I'll, never let her down
I keep my fingers crossed though I'm already lost
But it doesn't matter now

When all you hear are the cannons
And all I want is to get through
you can leave the arena
But the arena won't leave you

Peeta's an ally and he's a friend
But I could never love him too
Because his goodness is something he don't have to fake
Which I can bare-ly do

When all I see are the faces
Of Glimmer, Marvel, Thresh and Rue
you can run from the memories
But the memories won't leave you

I thought I saw you shake by the lake then
Poison berries broke the heart of a nation
I thought I heard a cry on the train ride
Was it nightmares or the pain of knowing I lied?

And all you hear are the cannons
Can hardly sleep the night through
you can leave the arena
But the arena won't leave you

I see the faces
Of Cato, Foxface, Crane too
You can run from the memories
But the memories won't leave you

When Its Done - Hunger Games Rihanna Parody

Alice Christine 2012-02-08 | So yayy! I'm back with another parody! This time I really wanted to focus a little more and Prim and Rue, 'cause they're important to Katniss or whatever haha.

Lyrics:

You and I've barely met
How can I pretend I even know you?
May both be from District 12
But I'll save myself
Oh, surely someone's told you
Cause I've got someone back at home
Cold and scared and all alone
Can't you see I'm only tryna
Keep away from hurting her
What am I supposed to do
Soon we'll be the final two
There's too much going on to
Think of peeta, prim and rue

When it's done
Will you be in love with me
When it's done
Will you be lying in your grave
We've just begun
But I'm scared of what you'll say
Playing is easy
But these games are deadly

Like and love
Aren't the same as you believe
But I admit I like the way
You think you love me
Another day
We could dream about that fantasy
Don't close your eyes yet
We're still alive yet

Tracker jacker, flaming trees
Rue and me can do it on our own
So much like my sister Prim
Way too thin
But stronger than you know
I turn away for just a sec
Someone pulls a sneak attack
Flowers make a halo round her head
Just like the angels do
Peeta don't protect me now
Don't you know you're going down?
Cause now I've got no choice
I've gotta win for Prim and Rue

When it's done
She'll be just a memory
On the run
Through eternal fields of grain
I'm moving on
But I can't forget her face
Angry and guilty
But this can't destroy me
Are we done
With the lying and deceit
Going numb
So unsteady on your feet
I'll fix you up
Lay you down and make you sleep
I couldn't save Rue
But I'm gonna save you

Yes, I'm going crazy
Thinking we can make it
Cato falls and suddenly I'm thinkin'
We could win it like this
Take a berry like this
Put it up to your lips
Then pretend that we will always be together
When it's done, we'll be winners
When it's done, we'll be victors
No one knows but President Snow
We'll be done
And Peeta you will be the only one
(Till we get back)

Not This Time - Hunger Games fun. Parody

Alice Christine 2012-01-14 | It's 2012 which means only two months until the Hunger Games film!! I'll most likely be done with HG song parodies around that time, so I'm working on some of the last ones right now :) Here's a little parody of the fun. song "We Are Young". Don't mind the MAJORR misuse of the phrase "you and I", haha (my 3rd grade English teacher would die)

Lyrics:

Give me a moment I
I need to catch my breath again
Can't keep track of these cannons
Are there eight tributes left, are there ten?
And Peeta he is waiting for me
Broken and alone
I'll fix him up until he's good
And maybe he'll be going home and

I know I said I didn't care at all
I know he's messing with my head
But I've lost too much to be like that
And maybe he is not so bad
I'd rather I than he were dead

So if by time my eye closes
And the hovercraft comes down
It won't be for you or I

Not this time
They can try to give us hell, oh
But they couldn't quell us if they tried
And I
Realize
This is not a choice of right or wrong
Saving you or holding on to my pride

Oh Rue was the spark
Lighting my heart
I can't believe, she's so young
Never really had a chance like one of us
So we've got to fight
In her name tonight
These may be Games
But darling not for you and I

Maybe we'll both survive x4

We're running out of time
(We have to run)
We've a reason to run
(We're much too young)
If we fake our love then
Maybe we'll both survive
They want to sneak attack
(They've taken all we have)
Well we can get them back
(But we can get them back)
So put your hand in mine and maybe we'll both survive

Little Mockingjay - CF Mumford & Sons Parody [Peetas POV]

Alice Christine 2011-11-22 | Just a short one this time. I've been listening to 'Little Lion Man' on repeat while I study for final, haha. So here you go!

Lyrics:
Don't cry my mockingjay
This raging war is tearing us apart
You've never heard your pretty voice
Your lover's song is speaking to my heart
Hate yourself and blame yourself
I know you have a little courage left
Drink now but know that we can't
Dance around this issue of our death

I didn't let you down, did I?
We live a long and lonely lie
I always knew that you'd survive
Didn't I, my dear?
We can do it again this year...

Haymitch isn't helping much
He's dragging you down into his despair
Stop it; he's a broken man
He doesn't have enough strength left to care

Those tears are wasted on your face
That wedding dress will never suit you now
Let's close our eyes and say goodbye
Our love will be our final secret vow

And have some faith in humankind
They want to quell us, let them try
I'm keeping you alive this time
I'd never let you die
And I can see our future clear
And how it's only worse from here
We were designed to persevere
Aren't we, my dear?

Understand - Katniss/Peeta Taylor Swift Parody

Alice Christine 2011-10-26 | I wanted to post this after I got 500 subscribers, but I'm just so excited that I had to post it now :) Enjoy this parody of "Enchanted"

Lyrics:
There we were the games were done
When the war had just begun
Berries in our shaking hands
Your eyes said I love you so
Mine just said I didn't know
Crushed under all these demands

I couldn't think I was too
Traumatized and run through

Back at home we'd barely met
You were just the boy with bread
I was just the girl you liked
They called your name as I recall
I couldn't let Prim get involved
You can understand that, right?

Wish I could tell you I'm not
Putting her before you
And that I only loved Gale
Cause I knew I him before you

Those nights were endless
Death at every door
No trust just fear
Total unholy war
I'll go forever
With the scars it drew
I'm hoping you understand that, don't you?

The flashing cameras kept me up
Hating faking being in love
Why can't they just let me choose?
With every act I died inside
Whispered nothings would ignite
Till you believed I was all for you

Till I had, just to tell you the truth
It broke my heart when you asked
How much of it was true

That ride was endless
You were letting go
It's all just lies
Kissing you in the snow
manipulated
I feel just as used
But we're both survivors
That's a lot to do
Can you blame me
For being torn and confused
I'll win you back if
It's the last thing I do
I'm hoping you understand that, can't you?

And this is me crawling back

And now they're sending us back
President Snow's not convinced
We've been bonded by this war
And haven't been the same since
Forget the wrongs of my past
We've not much more time to live
I'm thinking you understand that, too

Please don't tell me that you don't remember
Please don't let them have taken me from you
Please don't tell me that you can't recover
Please don't say it's what they've turned you into

(How could I ever be with someone else, someone else?)

Mockingjay - Cooler Than Me Parody

Alice Christine 2011-09-02 | 400 Subscribers, eeek :) This one's for youu

Lyrics:
If I knew where Peeta was
And where I had to go
I'd have already taken out President Snow
But he always evades me
It's driving me crazy
And its probably cause of all this rebellion
He's doing all he can
He's got Johanna
And it's probably cause of all this rebellion
Got Peeta on the TV
And he's talking to me
Trying to get me stop this war I've gotten us in

Started out fine
The seam and the mines
Watching the Games on TV-eh
Then we got picked
Stood up for my sis
The Capitol took us away
He had a plan
Fake being my man
Worried bought keeping me safe-eh
Now it's my turn
I'm starting to learn
That death is a lovelier fate

I've got the Quarter Quell on my mind
When I finally defied the Capitol
Was so confused
Like what is the plan?
Making me your Mockingjay?
District 13 is not very nice
But my own home is gone
And its my fault
At least my best friend
Saved everyone
At least the people I loved
(If you don't count Madge...)

If I could gather up Gale and Prim and Buttercup
We'd have already run away into the woods
But they've started to notice
I'm losing my focus
And its probably cause of me and Finnick these days
They organized a mission
To save our lovers
And its probably cause of me and Finnick these days
But we never expected
That Peeta'd be messed with
Oh, President Snow, it's getting personal now

He's a badass, but he's not my man
Wonder if he can even remember
He wants to kill me
So send me away
And I'll be your Mockingjay
Now I thought Gale
Was keeping his cool
But he's fueling this war
And it's no good
He and Beetee have no cognizance
That the weapons they're making
Will have consequences

It's not easy
Keeping everyone safe
Especially when Peeta
Says I'll be dead by morning

If I could skip this primping and being on TV
Then I might be able
To keep Coin on her leash
But my attitude has got her in this mood
And it's probably cause I'm the face of her schemes
I'm just a pawn in her Games
And it's not okay, yeah
It's probably cause I'm the face of her schemes
But I'm shedding these feathers
(And all my crew members)
I'm taking her on
Like she's taking on me...

The Victory Village
Was nothing but angst
Fighting the PTSD-eh
Snow's on alert
We're gonna get hurt
If we can't keep up the charade
Gale's a riot
Freedom fighting
Getting all out of control-oh
But back to the story
Ready for more?

Maybe [Peetas POV] - Hunger Games JB Parody

Alice Christine 2011-08-17 | Lyrics:
(She was really hungry, I was just a boy
I never realized I'd fall in love with her
We've got our love on the line
We'll take our chances with our lives)

I know you know me
I know you're there
You want to kill me
But I don't care
The Games are deadly
But that's okay
You know I'll try to keep you breathing anyway

Haymitch agrees
She'll be the victor
Why can't she that
I want to kiss her
I know there's another
Her best friend back at home
But in th'arena I'm-a even the score

I'm just like
Maybe maybe maybe oh
I could save her save her save her oh
Maybe maybe maybe oh
The Hunger Games won't bring us down
Maybe maybe maybe oh
Her heart is changing changing changing oh
Maybe maybe maybe oh
My love is what'll keep her around

Oh, she thinks
I'm one of those Career kids
Running 'round the forest tryin-a kill kids
I've got this play this part
But she's getting hurt
She just saved my life, why?
I think I'm gonna die

My heart is bleeding
Or is that just my leg?
She's tryin-a nurse me back to health
We're in dark cave
It's getting cold cold cold now
These Games are almost over
Our time is running out!

I'm just like
Maybe maybe maybe oh
I could save her save her save her oh
Maybe maybe maybe oh
The Hunger Games won't bring us down
Maybe maybe maybe oh
(we'll take our chances with our lives)
Her heart is changing changing changing oh
Maybe maybe maybe oh
(Cause you know love is on the line)
My love is what'll keep her around

When I was like five years old
I met this fine girl
She had a voice like nightingale
But don't mention Gale
Or my feelings get hurt
She was my number one
In all of District 12
She was the ice princess
In this ninth circle of Hell
she was starving right, right
She was just about to die
So I burned some of mama's bread
And brought it out to her, damn I'm too nice
But now she don't even notice
She's losing all her focus
But we've got these suicide berries
And all that I can hope is

Maybe maybe maybe oh
This girl is crazy crazy crazy oh
Maybe maybe maybe oh
The Hunger Games won't bring us down
Maybe maybe maybe oh
(we'll take our chances with our lives)
Her heart is changing changing changing oh
(cause you know love is on the line)
Maybe maybe maybe oh
True love is what I've finally found

She was really hugnry, I was just a boy
(We'll take our chances with our lives)
I never realized I'd fall in love with her
(Cause you know love is on the line)
Maybe, maybe, maybe
she's crazy, crazy, crazy

[FAN REQUEST!] Boy with the Bread Regina Spektor Hunger Games Parody

Alice Christine 2011-08-13 | **This was an awesome fan request by MissRachel931, lyrics belong to her

If you have some parody (any fandom that you've seen on my channel!) lyrics, send yours in too!

Song: Samson by Regina Spektor

Lyrics:
We are their greatest downfall,
I loved her first, I loved her first,
Pull out the slips of paper, call our names,
We have to go, to the Hunger Games,

She was poor, and I gave her bread,

Katniss fell in love,
She fell in love with the boy with bread,
Ate a slice of fresh warm bread,
To keep the Games from in her head,
And the Capitol is corrupting us,
And the Jabberjays are repeating us,
The Jabberjays are repeating us,
Twisting our words

We are their greatest downfall,
I loved her first, I loved her first,
Above the sirens declare a death,
But we seem just fine, we seem just fine,

She was poor, and I gave her bread,

Katniss, found me in the riverbed,
Thought she'd kill but healed instead
A cave became the warmest bed
Cloaked in our own regret,
She bandaged my wounds herself one night,
An old tee shirt and the dull moonlight,
I told her that she'd done alright,
And I kissed her till the morning light,
The morning light, I kissed her till the morning light,

Katniss fell in love,
She fell in love with the boy with bread,
Oh we brought the Capitol down,
Yeah, we destroyed it all,
The Capitol can't corrupt,
No, the Jabberjays won't be repeating us,
The Jabbeyjays won't be repeating us,
Not even once

(Not even once, not anymore, is this for real, this is for real)

We are their greatest downfall,
I loved her first

We Kill Who We Kill - Catching Fire/Mockingjay Ke$ha Parody

Alice Christine 2011-06-22 | **MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS**

This one took soo long, hardest one but so much fun :)
I love badass!Katniss.

**and don't forget to check out the fanfic this is based on! http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6302042/1/The_Starvelympics_A_Hunger_Games_Crackfic

Let's get dangerous
Those Capitol hacks wanna mess with us?
Well, we made the sponsors fall in love
When we turned the romance on and up
Oh yes, of course we did
It was Team District 12 for the win
We had PTSD like Haymitch
But we're rolling in the Benjamins-ins

Getting nightmares every night
Watching recaps of those fights
And now I'm hearing that we might
Have to go-o-o
Oh no!

We're back inside these Games-es-es
Is this the price of fame-ame-ame
I'm going up in flames-es-es
This life could make you ill
But we kill who we kill
Oh, Peeta's keeping faith-aith-aith
He wants to keep me safe-afe-afe
We just want to escape-ape-ape
But I'm not so sure we will
So we kill who we kill

Haymitch is helping us
It's about damn time he stepped it up
Cause after twenty-four years as a lazy drunk
You'd think he want nothing to do with us
But he's just scheming too
I'm telling you bout the shit he do
He's working with cons
Breaking us out
Blowing things up
Losing Peeta
(seriously, what?)

Now there's so much work to do
And now Peeta hates me too
District 13 sucks real hard
When Coin's in char-ar-age
Oh no!

She's sending me away-ay-ay
I'm fighting erryday-ay-ay
And be that as it may-ay-ay
This life could make you ill
But we kill who we kill
We'll storm the Capitol-ol-ol
To kill President Snow-ow-ow
But little did I know-ow-ow
That Prim would crave that thrill
So we kill who we kill

Peeta cheer me up-up-up
Gale has given up-up-up
Prim's dead, what the fuck, what's up-up-up
Peeta cheer me up-up-up

(Uh, I still love you, real or not real?
...and then he said 'real' and I swear to god I cracked uppp
...Peeta, you're such a liarrr.
...Really, I was like, haa what?)

Tick Tock - Hunger Games: Catching Fire Parody

Alice Christine 2011-06-17 | **And spread the love! Share this video with other HG fans!

Song: "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha

Wake up in the morning and I'm on TV
I'm a champion but I keep the cash for my family
President Snow wants to quell us in a fight to the death
Will be crimsoner than the roses and blood on his breath

I'm talking
going to the Capitol again-gain
Haymitch wants us to make friends-friends
Not likin' how it's gonna end-end
Wi-wi-wi-wiress and Betee are thinking
Something bout the 'rena we're in-in
It's like this whole place is spinning~

Stand off
Fight 'em off
Keep our ratings at the top
Mags is dead
Finnick's sad
Turns out he's a good man
Tick tock
That's the plot
Gamemakers were thinking of, yeah
Oh oh oh-oh
Go go whoa-oa

Jabberjays
Bloody rain
Half tripped out and half-insane
Going hard
Taking shots
Fame and fortune for a cost
Tick tock
It's a clock
Think we're playing but we're not, so
Oh oh oh-oh
Go go whoa-oa

Ain't got a plan in the world
But we're getting it down
Peeta only wants to protect me
It's the other way round
And now we're not sure who to trust
With all the trouble we're in
And now the ice is getting thinner than a mockingjay pin

I'm talking something 'bout a lightning rod-rod
It's the last chance that we got-got
And our mentors might get shot-shot
Uh-uh
We're playing this until the end-end
Just to fuel rebelion-on
Fuel rebellion-on
Fuel rebellion

(chorus)

Peeta
You keep me sane
In this sick game
I'm free now but I can't find you
Where did you go
Hope it's not home
Cause District 12-12-12...

Oh what a shock to my system when Gale walks in

(chorus x2)

Try to Protect Me - Hunger Games Britney Spears Parody

Alice Christine 2011-06-17 | "You're still trying to protect me. Real or not real."

Soo I'm back with another remake :)
These are funnnn.

Song: "Hold It Against Me" by Britney Spears

Hey, in these Games, things are crazy
And the danger's building up
Haymitch says, that you love me
But a boy's crush just won't cut

It's a lie, I'm pretending
When I whisper in your ear
That we're young, tragic lovers
Cause it's what they want to hear

(Chorus)

But if I said I don't know what you are
Would the truth turn all the cameras off?
If I'd just pretend and play this part
Would you try and protect me?
Cause we both might die tonight
And I can't say this feeling's a lie
So if I just pretend and play this part
Would you try and protect me?

Hey, we're a team, though I'm faking
But I can't ignore these pangs
in my heart, complicating
Do I kill him? Do I wait?

Haymitch says, that you love me
and when things aren't going right
I want more, wanna know you
So I'm asking you tonight

Crazy Heart // impossible astronaut + day of the moon

Alice Christine 2011-05-01 | 2nd upload. Yay! Slightly better timing than the first.
AAAAAH Doctor Who is back again!
"Crazy Heart" by TV/TV

Wake Up! Wake Up! [11/Amy]

Alice Christine 2010-12-28 | Wake Up! Wake Up! by Mixtape Metro

Soo just a little series 5 vid for the holidays! And because this song is *enchanting*, haha :)

E.T. (Youre An Alien) 11/Amy

Alice Christine 2010-08-21 | **So booo Youtube mutes this video from time to time, so you can also watch it here: http://tinypic.com/r/6fmts2/7 **

ET by Katy Perry

Yeah...after I heard the new album, I kind of had to make this one, haha. Short as always.

Oh Amy.

my first kiss ## twilight silliness

Alice Christine 2010-08-12 | Sooo
I got bored.

No real point to this video, like the title suggests, haha.

twilight saga // say you dont want it

Alice Christine 2010-08-08 | So, I'm not exactly suuure what this video *means*... XD

but I love this song and the way its original meaning changes when paired with the Twilight saga (going from "You know you want it" to "You want this?!")

where we belong - 11/amy vidlet

Alice Christine 2010-05-17 | "Heart's racing like a rocket at the speed of light."

Soo this series has been great so far~
So I got bored and put this together, mostly cause I just love this song

aaand then I ran out of ideas and ended it with - hehe - silence.

Doctor Who :: Too Young To Care (11th Hour vidlet)

Alice Christine 2010-04-14 | (I thought calling this vid "14 years since fish custard" might be too vague, haha. but AWESOME)

Sooo I was definitely not disappointed by our new Doctor, haha.
Loove him and Amy together. Adorable!
Oh, and the line "If there's trouble tonight (we'll care) cause the kids are alright" was just great - made me think of how Amy held her own even without the Doctor (for -cough- 12 years, haha)
Just a quick vidlet on the first episode--

Haight St. by Anberlin

Maybe were both wrong // Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief

Alice Christine 2010-02-25 | So, I did this one mostly because I liked how the song fit, but at a certain point I got vidder's(?) block, haha, so there's a bit of an abrupt ending. Not quite a vidlet, not quite a whole vid.

The vid title comes from the Percy/Annabeth capture the flag scene, where Percy says, "Well, I always lose. Maybe we're both wrong." I wanted to make this one a little cheerier than the last (Who's To Say) though I think that one's my best PJO work so far.

Currently taking song suggestions, if anyone connects any songs to this film/book in particular. I'm thinking of some, too.

Percy Jackson: The Lightning Thief // Whos To Say?

Alice Christine 2010-02-23 | Maaan, Percy Jackson was nine kinds of awesome. New favorite kids movie after my FAVORITE kids book series. I was not disappointed despite the changes, hopefully neither were any of you.

So, I "found" the film online, and because it's my sister's birthday, I felt like I should vid something extra special for the occasion. (Happy 21st, then!)

I was originally going to make a full version of my Heroes & Thieves vidlet, but I wanted to do something new, so I chose a different song/theme for the video. What is that theme? Not *exactly* sure, haha. There's definitely a Percy/Annabeth undertone in there, but it's also kind of about how Percy feels a disconnect from all his parental figures because 1) his mother kept his past from him, 2) his father abandoned him, in a way, and 3) Gabe's just an all-around jerkass. So I thought this song carried both his resentment and his friendship with Annabeth and Grover. But mostly Annabeth, haha.

And I love how it says, "Jupiter shines so bright when you're around". Cause Zeus is Jupiter, haha (I'm a nerd).

Runaway - [Doctor/Rose]

Alice Christine 2009-12-31 | Well, the 10th Doctor's time is running out on the show, so I just had to make a vid for it.

The idea of this one is mostly how the Doctor can't hold onto anyone in his life - namely Rose. (Which is why we only see Rose in "flashbacks"). It's so sad, because the Doctor's all sad over losing Rose, and then BAM there goes Donna! I love this song, and I thought it just fit him so well.

Siiigh, I'm sure gonna miss David Ten-inch-I-mean-Tennant when he's gone...

w.a.m.s - New Moon [Edward/Bella/Jacob]

Alice Christine 2009-09-12 | Just like last year, I'm making a just-for-fun movie fanvid out of trailers, etc I've seen online. I've wanted to put New Moon to this song ever since I first heard it TEN MONTHS AGO (because of that line "I'm gonna leave you, I'm gonna teach you how we're all alone"), so that's a long time. :)

w.a.m.s by Fall Out Boy
(waiter actor model singer, if you were curious)

Also, no real plot going on and a minor timing fail. hope you like it (:

It Only Hurts;; Torchwood, Children of Earth Days 4&5

Alice Christine 2009-07-11 | **5th Place in AriannexNicole's Multifandom Contest!

WARNING: spoilers + sadness T.T (also, at the end of the video it says days five and six. obviously a typo made out of grief over ianto)

I cannot explain how wrecked I am after watching Torchwood series 3. It was...wow. I had to make a vid, though, and I already had the last two episodes DL'ed, so I did.

PLOT:
Ianto dies, Clem dies, Frobisher dies, Steven dies, Jack is destroyed in the inside, but the world is saved.

If only it were worth it, right? I thought is song fit really well. Oh, Ianto. He didn't deserve to die. (sniff) I kind of hate RTD right now. Childhood-ruining, Ianto-hater. It really hurt. A lot.

Just So You Know;; Jace/Clary, City of Glass

Alice Christine 2009-07-06 | Hee hee, I was re-reading City of Glass (oh, right, some mild spoilers). That's where the two quotes are from (of course).

The grassy parts are from when Jace and Clary find the Wayland Manor. The dancing comes from the dream Clary has about dancing with Jace in the ballroom in Alicante.

I saw Wild Child online and it was actually good. I've seen so much Alex Pettyfer shipping lately that I couldn't help but see Jace and Clary all through the film. So I made this.

Not TOO much of a storyline. Jace finally confessing his feelings for Clary on their last night together before he leaves to find Sebastian. The next morning Clary wakes up and he is gone. (Also there's the undertone of why she should choose Jace over Simon, "I won't sit around / I can't let him win now..."

Josh-centric Twilight Parody Bloopers

Alice Christine 2009-06-02 | Haha. What are we doing with our lives??

Twilight Parody [[BLOOPER]]

Alice Christine 2009-06-01 | While you guys wait for my *amazing, haha* Math Project, here's the downside to having crazy friends.

Sorry Josh Sorry Catherine Sorry Everyone invloved, haha,

Popstar - A Nickelback parody

Alice Christine 2009-04-04 | Haha, Spring Break whoo!
(ps, i reallly wanted to buy hello kitty dazzle glass online, but it's soooo expensive)

lyrics:
I'm sick of sending in tapes
to shows I'll never get in
Almost over the hill
I'm getting close to ten
This life hasn't turned out
quite the way I wanted to be
I want a great big house on an episode of Cribs
so I can lock my maids in the big basement
Cause that's what they get
for forgetting my iced tea
I want a credit card with bunnies on it
and a teeny little puppy who'll fit in my wallet
Want the paparazzi begging
just to get snapshots of me

I want to trade this life for fans and awards
So I can Twitter all about it when I get bored

Cause we all just wanna be big popstars
with our Disney Channel sitcoms
and tricked out cars
We can't drive yet cause were not sixteen
Got our Hello Kitty Dazzle Glass and new CDs
And well hang out with the movie stars
even though they either hate us or don't know who we are
Were corporate slaves
but it's not so bad
Our Hello Kitty shackles are the latest fad

Hey hey, I wanna be a popstar
Hey hey, I wanna be a popstar

I wanna be just like a Jonas
without the genes
Wanna flip off little girls who dress like Avril Lavigne
Wanna sign a couple autographs and watch them cute boys swoon
I wanna dress my ass in my Limited Too
Get a 10k shopping spree at Libby Lu
I want a make big splash and a flash when I walk in the room

I want to trade this life for fans and awards
So I can Twitter all about it when I get bored

We all just wanna be big popstars
with our Disney Channel sitcoms
and tricked out cars
We can't drive yet cause were not sixteen
Got our Hello Kitty Dazzle Glass and new CDs
Hang out with the movie stars
even though they either hate us or don't know who we are
Were corporate slaves
but its not so bad
cause our Hello Kitty shackles are the latest fad
Well get slimed at the KCAs
Throw a wicked after-party that'll last three days
Well act all sympathetic with our innocent smiles
but everybody's got Perez Hilton on speed dial

Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar (whoops...)

I'm gonna keep climbin' up
til I reach the bottom
Be BFFs with Miley
and Demi Lovato
spend all night checking up on my blog
and listen to the kids who wonder what went wrong

Cause we all just wanna be big popstars
with their Disney Channel sitcoms
and tricked out cars
We cant drive yet cause were not sixteen
Got our Hello Kitty Dazzle Glass and new CDs
And well hang out with the movie stars
even though they either hate us or don't know who we are
Were corporate slaves
but its not that bad
Cause our Hello Kitty shackles, they're the latest fad
Well get slimed at the KCAs
Throw a wicked after-party that'll last three days
Well act all sympathetic with our innocent smiles
but everybody's got Perez Hilton on speed dial

Hey, hey I wanna be a popstar
Oh hey, hey, hey I wanna be a popstar.

Doctor Who - The (After) Life of the Party

Alice Christine 2009-02-24 | (This video's quality is... dismal.)

Yay, I'm back (sort of). Still swamped with school. Still stressed to the max. But still making vids when I can.

Another semi-sweet Rose/10 video about not getting what you want, because that's the story of poor Ten's life... I'm gonna miss David Tennant so much when he's gone (random thought, but still!)

Happy Birthday Irene~!!

Song by Fall Out Boy

** I don't own anything **

(It was soooo sad having to delete my Hannah Montana fanvid. It was a dumb viddie, but it was sad nonetheless...)

Edward and Bella: All I Ever Wanted

Alice Christine 2008-11-16 | haha, after all the twilight clippage there is online now, i just had to make one of these.

the quality is pretty awful actually, but i love this song and had to pass the time when the electricity went off in my apartment and i couldn't go online for 3 hours.

Song: All I Ever Wanted // Basshunter

The Doctor is a Womanizer

Alice Christine 2008-11-15 | YouTube Timing Fail...

hahaha, i started this way back when the single first came out, and then i got distracted with a million other things, so here it is!

There's so many time when I see the doctor's face in this video that I can imagine him thinking "Yeah, I hit that."

anyhoo.
song: Womanizer // Britney Spears

rosepwned: Journeys End spoilers/silliness

Alice Christine 2008-09-09 | Um. i was so bored.

and the doctor should have been SO much more pissed in that episode.

PLOT:
the doctor is rosepwned.

i just love that word.