Uploaded October 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago

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I'm out here a thousand miles from my home
Climbin' a rock other men have climbed on
I'm seein' your world of people and things
Your slopers and pockets and pinches and crimps

Hey, hey Chris Sharma, I wrote you a song
'Bout a funny ol' sport that's a-comin' along
Gyms are all busy, no parking I'm warned.
The crags packed by people who go climb outdoors.

Hey, hey, Chris Sharma, but I know that you know
All the things that I'm a-sayin' and a-many times more
I'm a-singin' you this song, but I can't sing enough
'Cause there's not many men that climbed climbes that you've clumb.

Here's to Obe and Bret and Josh Lowell too
And all the good people who filmed climbs with you
Here's to the hearts and the hands of the men
That climb to the top to get the first ascent

I'm a-climbin' tomorrow, but I could climb today
Somewhere up on these rocks someway
The very last thing that I'd want to do
Is to say, "I've been hittin' some hard climbin' too"



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