Uploaded April 2025 | Updated September 2026, 4 days ago

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HDM
Lyrics by Matthew Hawes
Copyright 2025 MBH Productions.
Music created using Sonauto and Udio A.I.
Alternate "funkadelic" version can be seen here: youtu.be/zP_atCp_7Bg

My number one super fan H D M
She’s my number one super fan H D M
Before she’s even started, she’s already began
My lovely little hoot owl
H D M

(Oh yes!)
(Uh huh)
(U said it!)

Never under weather when my Heather’s on her way
I’m poppin’ without stoppin’ ‘cause with her I gotta play
She’s my white walker lady, the sight is such a fright
But she plays those cards right and she’s in my bed tonight!

My number one super fan H D M
She’s my number one super fan H D M
She’s holding my magic Johnson in her hand
Such a naughty little hoot owl
H D M

You light a fire so deep down inside of me
You fulfill my fantasies like no one will believe
You got that special charm to reach into my heart
The way you kiss my ass I know we’ll never part

H D M
I’m gonna say it once again
My naughty little hoot owl, H D M
More than a super fan, she’s a special friend
(with benefits)
H D M

You cum in to my shows, the moves you make there aren’t right
But when it cums to blows, the moves you make are out of sight
When you runnin’ through my field, dog, the sensations are unreal
I wanna stroke your white hair and give you a real thrill

My number one super fan H D M
She’s my number one super fan H D M
She’s holding my magic Johnson in her hand
Such a naughty little hoot owl
H D M
(Oh yes! Yes! Yes!)
H
D
M

H D M

Don’t U never leave
Lee EE Eve
Don’t U never leave
Lee EE Eve
Don’t U never leave
ME

I’m caught up in the rapture, ‘cause
My twenty-two has 2 do with U