Blind Versus Blindfolded Food Taste Challenge W/ TommyEdisonXP Heyy Ej 2024-10-23 | Blind Versus Blindfolded Food Taste Challenge W/ TommyEdisonXP
I Used To Hate My Birthday Heyy Ej 2023-05-11 | hey this is just a little story time about how i went from "I hate my birthday" to "i used to hate my birthday". Hope you enjoy this lil lazy animated video :)I know its been a while since I uploaded last, but I'm still figuring out what I enjoy making. Hopefully see ya again sooner than later.
Obvious Coca Cola Product Placement #movie #animation Heyy Ej 2023-02-07 | a little animation sketch comedy video about obvious product placement in movies
Cancel Elvis? Witches on TikTok! GenZ Doesn’t Care about Marriage! | You’re a Joke Podcast Heyy Ej 2023-01-15 | Welcome to another you're a joke podcast today comedian Elijah P riffs about canceling Elvis, taking an ancestry DNA test, his new credit card, guys trying who try to grow mustaches, and the fact that Gen Z doesn’t care about marriage. Witches on Tiktok. Planet Fitness is scamming us! Listen on spotify: open.spotify.com/show/7s1xdSME2V2iyUM7WpSwBC?si=6a06dbdc64194dae
Visiting Family for Xmas Heyy Ej 2023-01-01 | Life's a podcast laugh number 3! I share a bit of a storytime about my week visiting family for xmas.Listen on Spotify instead: https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/o3p2r2zKRvb
Trump NFTs! Tesla Crashes! I was in a Drive By!! AI VS Comedian | Lifes a Laugh Podcast #2 Heyy Ej 2022-12-25 | Welcome (back) to the Life's a Laugh Podcast (the world's shortest podcast), Elijah cracks jokes about the news, like the Chick-fil-a food for work scandal, Trump's NFTs, Tesla Auto Pilot Crashes & New York City's Rat Problem, and then riffs about his walks with his grandpa, his dating life, his first drive by, ending with a segment called AI vs Comedian to see who can write the better joke an AI or a Comedian. See you next Sunday! Oh merry Christmas! Listen on Spotify instead: https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/o3p2r2zKRvb#podcast 00:00-3:07: In The Neuwwws 3:08-14:56: Riffing12:06-14:56: AI vs Comedian Jokes
the best kind of discount - joke of the day Heyy Ej 2022-12-23 | hey peeps, just throwing up some standup comedy jokes from an open mic that people found funny but I'll probably never perform them again. Enjoy!
The Best Pet, Taco Bell @ Midnight, Guys & Girls CANT be Friends | Lifes A Laugh Podcast #1 Heyy Ej 2022-12-18 | elijah rambles about important traits love-hate relationship with the internet, why girls and guys can't be friends & more. Listen on Spotify instead: https://spotifyanchor-web.app.link/e/o3p2r2zKRvb#podcast
Roasting A Crowd Member and Myself - Just Riffing - Standup Heyy Ej 2022-12-17 | Just a little riff and a joke at the end from a show at Black Barrel Records in Shelton, CT. Join the standup mailing list jokesbyelijah.com
The Worst Pokemon Card Trade in History Heyy Ej 2022-08-16 | Here's a kind of animated storytime about the time I made the worst pokemon card trade in history.
Are Short People Less Successful? Heyy Ej 2022-08-02 | After countless hours of research, I've finally answered the age-old question 'does height matter' for all my short kings and queens. What do you think?
I tried using meal kits for 30 days… Heyy Ej 2022-07-16 | I recently started cooking thanks to a meal kit service and wanted to chat about it #cooking #comedy
Why I’m never recommending sword art online to anyone ever Heyy Ej 2022-02-24 | I want to tell my friends about anime but ...
Finding love online is easier than you might think Heyy Ej 2021-09-07 | Here are some optimistic online dating tips from stupid... I mean cupid - I just started releasing my comic on webtoon! It'd mean a lot if you checked it out: webtoons.com/en/challenge/distinct-clones/list?title_no=684002 links: twitter: twitter.com/heyyej_My web comic: webtoons.com/en/challenge/distinct-clones/list?title_no=684002 i made some clothes: prettyneet.comagic tiktok: tiktok.com/@ejsmagic
advice from famous authors that changed my life Heyy Ej 2021-08-22 | Listening to all this how to write a book - writing advice from famous authors. It changed my life, writing style, helped me craft better stories, and live a more fulfilling life.Read my graphic novel for free: fabu-stories.webflow.io Over the past year and a half, I've been studying the art of writing and storytelling. I've watched countless Master Classes, binged advice from the greats like Stan Lee, Neil Gaiman, Token, Stephen King, J.K Rowling, James Patterson, you name it I've watched it. And I'm hoping this advice will help you write better. If you're not a writer don't worry there are some life lessons in here for you too.Chapters: 00:00 - Intro 00:51 - The Truth About Inspiration 02:27 - Writing Advice - Writing Your 1st Draft 02:53 - How To Find Your Writing 'Voice'03:35 - How To Cure to Writers Block 04:48 - Writing Plot Advice 06:56 - How To Know What's a Good Idea?07:30 - Advice on writing Characters08:23 - Break Da Rules of Writing 08:56 - The Most Important Thing in Writing & Life links: twitter: twitter.com/heyyej_i wrote a graphic novel: fabu-stories.webflow.io i made some clothes: prettyneet.comagic tiktok: tiktok.com/@ejsmagicListening to 100 Hours of Writing advice from famous writers changed my life
Why you suck at small talk Heyy Ej 2021-08-15 | Since I've been home, I've been dragged to dinner parties, gala's, and swinger clubs. (haha, jk on the swinger clubs). I honestly forgot how to talk to people because I locked myself in my room to avoid the big'O sickness. So I wanted to share my thoughts on how to talk to people & keep a conversation flowing, and to use on as a guidebook for myself when I forget how to small talk. Stories: fabu-stories.webflow.io links: creatorsites.net/elijah
Advice 100 people would give to their youngerself Heyy Ej 2021-08-08 | So, over the past year, I asked 100 people "What Advice Would You Give Your Younger Self?" here's basically what they could tell themselves if they had a time machine. What would you tell your younger self? All in all this advice changed my life and made me more grateful to be pursuing the life I have/want. links: twitter: twitter.com/heyyej_i wrote a graphic novel: fabu-stories.webflow.io i made some clothes: prettyneet.comagic tiktok: tiktok.com/@ejsmagic
Kissing a man for the first time changed me… Heyy Ej 2021-08-01 | So about four years ago I was in the video "Men French Kiss Men For First Time": youtube.com/watch?v=ETwZ74337Kg here are my thoughts 4 years later. links: twitter: twitter.com/heyyej_i wrote a graphic novel: fabucomics.com i made some clothes: prettyneet.comagic tiktok: tiktok.com/@ejsmagic
Failing my passions & moving in with my parents Heyy Ej 2021-07-25 | Do people still do video blogs anymore? Idc therapy is expensive, so here's me talking about moving back in with my parents at 25 and feeling like a failure, and some advice if you're feeling the same way. "Failure is just another opportunity to try something else, it could be the last thing with hindsight or something new and exciting." - Someone, probably.links: twitter: twitter.com/heyyej_i wrote a graphic novel: fabu-stories.webflow.io i made some clothes: prettyneet.comagic tiktok: tiktok.com/@ejsmagic
If ad blocker made glasses Heyy Ej 2021-04-28 | Two idiots find AdBlock Glasses. Who do they belong to? Why are their conversations so strange? Am I being ghosted by my mom? She hasn't texted me back in a few days.Show your support, like, share & subscribe it helps the channel out a bunch :) ► Inspiration This video was inspired by the amazing extension Adblocker. Which removes all ads from the internet. I thought it'd be cool for someone to invent AdBlock glasses. However, I nor any of my friends are engineers - so I took the concept and shoved it into a fictional sketch.
if i made a Mr Beast video Heyy Ej 2021-03-02 | I gave my credit card to a stranger... like mr beast does and let him buy whatever he wanted.Like, Share & Subscribe right now or I will kick you in the shin--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Follow Me:My Twitter: twitter.com/gopysykMy Instagram: instagram.com/gopysyk--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Emotional UFC (my mom was really good at this) Heyy Ej 2021-02-25 | Emotional UFC, I'm not a fan of fist fighting, I prefer haymaker linguistics.Like, Share & Subscribe right now or I will kick you in the shin--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Follow Me:My Twitter: twitter.com/gopysykMy Instagram: instagram.com/gopysyk--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
He Took the Male Pregnancy Test Heyy Ej 2021-02-23 | this is the male pregnancy test, also I learned I don't know how to spell pregnancy. I'm not ready to be a dad that's for sure.Like, Share & Subscribe right now or I will kick you in the shin--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Follow Me:My Twitter: twitter.com/gopysykMy Instagram: instagram.com/gopysyk--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My Celebrity Look Alike | Lofi Standup Jokes Heyy Ej 2021-02-20 | "I look like Nick from Big Mouth" welcome to Lofi-Jokes to softly exhale at hope you enjoy these jokes with lofi hiphop in the background! #shortsLike, Share & Subscribe right now or I will kick you in the shin--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Follow Me:My Twitter: twitter.com/gopysykMy Instagram: instagram.com/gopysyk--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
When u see ur math teacher outside of school Heyy Ej 2021-02-16 | Seeing teachers outside of school is awkward. Watch as an Ex-Student confronts his math teacher...Like, Share & Subscribe so you can feed my ego (it's starving): http://bit.ly/subscribles see you soon. Follow Jam:Jamie (Math Teacher): twitter.com/jamiepine--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Follow Me:My Twitter: twitter.com/gopysykMy Instagram: instagram.com/gopysyk--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Awful First Dates Heyy Ej 2021-02-03 | my 3 worst first dates, I bet they are worst than the ones you've been on! Subscribe so you can feed my ego (its starving): http://bit.ly/subscribles see you soon. #worstfirstdateTwitter: twitter.com/gopysykInstagram: instagram.com/gopysyk GoBinge → bit.ly/2MwUd73Quickies → bit.ly/3owHqyXStories & Thoughts → bit.ly/2Mkef4RSup, my name is Elijah Pysyk (piz-ick), I'm a standup comedian, storyteller, and horibal speller. I make new videos every* Tuesday! I'll be posting interesting stories from my life, observations about life, and some classic hehe-haha comedy. Feel free to come to hang out, joke around, and share your stories with me below, this is a safe space!*every is a loose term, but I WILL be uploading on Tuesdays
The Cons of Being Short Heyy Ej 2021-01-26 | the truth about being short king and a man is interesting. I talk about what it's like to be short, is it ok to be short, and dating while short. It's a fun one, strap in it's gonna be a fun ride. Subscribe like blah blah notifications blah blah comment blah blah. See you next Tuesday. Twitter: twitter.com/gopysykInstagram: instagram.com/gopysyk Watch More → bit.ly/2MwUd73Quickies → bit.ly/3owHqyXStories & Thoughts → bit.ly/2Mkef4RSup, my name is Elijah Pysyk (piz-ick), I'm a standup comedian, storyteller, and horibal speller. I make new videos every* Tuesday! I'll be posting interesting stories from my life, observations about life, and some classic hehe-haha comedy. Feel free to come to hang out, joke around, and share your stories with me below, this is a safe space!*every is a loose term, but I WILL be uploading on Tuesdays
Stop posting on tiktok Heyy Ej 2020-09-27 | Thinking about posting online to TikTok, Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram, YouTube, Byte, Thriller, Likee? Watch this first. Need advice? Comment below & don't forget to smash that like button.Want more R3@L T@LK? Check out this playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwtM3y2Beiah2Jp8m2X2oZUrsPIS8P9I Real Talk is an advice series based on my mistakes and your needs.
Crushes - R3@l T@LK Heyy Ej 2020-09-20 | Time for some real talk. Let's talk about that girl you like. R3@L T@LK is a show for teens MADE BY TEENS. I just turned on the camera and this is what came out.Want more R3@L T@LK? Check out this playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwtM3y2Beiah2Jp8m2X2oZUrsPIS8P9I Real Talk is an advice series based on my mistakes and your needs.
🎤 Why Girls Like Tall Guys 🎤| Standup Comedy Heyy Ej 2020-07-17 | Why girls like tall guys, the truth is finally here... I miss doing stand up so much, so while I was looking through my archives I found something I think a lot of you would enjoy :) BLM! blacklivesmatters.carrd.coMore standup: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTwtM3y2BeiY0ylUP3tWVrBQGkD133b-dNew to the channel? Subscribe for more comedy bits here: http://bit.ly/subscriblesOther places to find me:Instagram: instagram.com/gopysyk Twitter: twitter.com/gopysykThanks for watching share with a friend if you softly exhaled out of your nose.more about me;Fun fact: I never learned how to read Business/Fan email: info@elijahjay.com
🔥 Eric Andre Interview 🔥 | Mr Robe Show Podcast #06 Heyy Ej 2020-07-15 | Today on the Mr robe show podcast we have an ERIC ANDRE interview! Catch Eric's new stand-up special, Legalize Everything, out now on Netflix!Instagram: ericfuckingandrecheck out the real episode here: bit.ly/gingereric Subscribe like blah blah blah.Listen on Spotify: bit.ly/robeshowSupport the channel: patreon.com/gopysykTwitter @gopysyk / @mrrobeshowInstagram @gopysyk / @mrrobeshow Youtube @gopysyk / @mrrobeshow Byte; byte.co/gopysyk (I've been uploading there a lot)visit www.gopysyk.com for bonus poems, songs & videos :)The Mr. Robe Show is a satirical parody podcast and in no way represents the celebrities featured in the show.
Watch my byte compilation after you run out of tiktok & vine compilations pls im desperate [vine 2] Heyy Ej 2020-04-01 | As I consider what to do with my channel, like I do every 3 months, I've been uploading to this NEAT platform called Byte, aka vine 2, here are some of the videos I've made since I started uploading. If you want to see more small bYTE sized videos like these (see what I did there) download byte on the app store follow my accounts, I've been posting at least twice a week over there, so I hope to see ya over there!Account 1 - byte.co/gopysyk [effect based videos & jingles]Account 2 - byte.co/pysyk [short sketch comedy or chaotic bs fun time stuff]Watch More:Mr. Robe Show (Satire Late Night Show):bit.ly/MrRobeShowPlanet Erff (absurd animations): bit.ly/PlanetErffSubscribe like blah blah blah.Twitter @gopysykYoutube @gopysykvisit www.gopysyk.com for bonus poems, songs & videos :)
legacy [poem] Heyy Ej 2020-03-01 | A poem I wrote last week when I was in the dumps about not doing enough with my life accompanied by footage I filmed over the past week. This and more poetry will be available on Spotify soon; distrokid.com/hyperfollow/gopysyk/legacy-poem Subscribe like blah blah blah.Twitter @gopysykYoutube @gopysykByte; byte.co/gopysyk (I've been uploading there a lot)visit www.gopysyk.com for bonus poems, songs & videos :)
WOW my amazon go cashierless grocery store experience was... [story/vlog] Heyy Ej 2020-02-25 | Today was the official opening of the Seattle amazon cashier-less grocery store, and I sprung out of bed to see what it was all about! yeah, so sorry that I look like a complete mess, I had just woke up and wanted to get there and this out as fast as possible because l was very excited to share this experience I stumbled on! Subscribe like blah blah blah.Twitter @gopysykYoutube @gopysykByte; byte.co/gopysyk (I've been uploading there a lot)visit www.gopysyk.com for bonus poems, songs & videos :)
Im a itty bitty kiwi Heyy Ej 2020-02-19 | Just been feeling like a kiwi lately, hbu?Loop it for a good time.Subscribe like blah blah blah.Twitter @gopysykYoutube @gopysykByte; byte.co/gopysyk (I've been uploading there a lot)
IS SHE??? Heyy Ej 2020-02-17 | IS SHE? Loop it for a good time.Subscribe like blah blah blah.Twitter @gopysykYoutube @gopysykByte @/gopysyk (I've been uploading there a lot)
Valentine’s Day Is For The Boys Heyy Ej 2020-02-11 | TAg a hOmIe. Loop it for a good time.Subscribe like blah blah blah.Twitter @gopysykYoutube @gopysykByte @/gopysyk (I've been uploading there a lot)this valentine for homies song
Existential Crisis The Jingle Heyy Ej 2020-02-10 | Can't sleep. Put this on loop to lose your mind. Subscribe like blah blah blah.Twitter @gopysykYoutube @gopysykByte @/gopysyk (I've been uploading there a lot)
The Worst Christmas Story Ever Heyy Ej 2020-02-05 | The last post was super heavy, so let's do something less heavy. Here is the Christmas story I wrote at 17. Yes, a Christmas story in February. Sue me. (actually, don't I have a limited amount of funds)More poems & stories coming soon.Subscribe like blah blah blah.Twitter @gopysykYoutube @gopysykByte @/gopysyk
Letter to My 16 Year Old Self Heyy Ej 2020-01-22 | I’m writing this letter to my younger self because I just grew up, so I wanted to immortalize my thoughts in case I revert back to being a 16-year-old mentally, or if time travel gets invented I will send this back to my 16-year-old self and save myself from a lot of pain and heartbreak. I hope you enjoy it. More videos to come soon, 2020 is going to be a very productive year and I hope you decide to join me in this new chapter of my life.
A Christmas Song For Kim Jon Un - WackE (official badly animated music video) Heyy Ej 2019-12-09 | Kim Jon Un said he's going to and WackE is scared for his life.My MC name is now WackE.SUBSCRIBE OR I'LL FLICK YOUR NOSE----------------------------------------------------------------follow all of these or I will karate chop your neck• I Want To Go Home TV (on the street videos) : iwanttogohome.tv• Facebook - facebook.com/ElijahJayENT• Twitter - twitter.com/theelijahjay• Instagram - instagram.com/theelijahjay--------------------------------------------------------------------
Advice from the Family Heyy Ej 2019-12-07 | My grandparents gave me a call to give unsolicited advice, as family does. hope you enjoyed this sketch :) if you did Like, Share & Subscribe right now or I will kick you in the shin--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Follow Me:My Twitter: twitter.com/gopysykMy Instagram: instagram.com/gopysyk--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Introducing The Boomer Homepod Heyy Ej 2019-11-28 | The boomer homepod coming to a local retail store near you. I can't do much in Canada so animated skits are coming. SUBSCRIBE OR I'LL FLICK YOUR NOSE----------------------------------------------------------------follow all of these or I will karate chop your neck• I Want To Go Home TV (on the street videos) : iwanttogohome.tv• Facebook - facebook.com/ElijahJayENT• Twitter - twitter.com/theelijahjay• Instagram - instagram.com/theelijahjay--------------------------------------------------------------------
cockroaches after surviving the apocalypse Heyy Ej 2019-11-23 | In another world, a cockroach dances to celebrate its victory of surviving the apocalypse.
A chaotic day at the house Heyy Ej 2019-11-03 | I have no idea what to post on this channel anymore, so here's a bunch of random clips from this random chaotic day.SUBSCRIBE OR I'LL FLICK YOUR NOSE----------------------------------------------------------------follow all of these or I will karate chop your neck• I Want To Go Home TV (on the street videos) : iwanttogohome.tv• Facebook - facebook.com/ElijahJayENT• Twitter - twitter.com/theelijahjay• Instagram - instagram.com/theelijahjay--------------------------------------------------------------------
Buying Strangers Drinks at Comic Con Heyy Ej 2019-10-14 | In this vlog I head to Los Angeles Comic Con 2019 and buy strangers drinks. Subscribe if you enjoyed this video and if you're already subscribed thanks for sticking around :) Here are two more comic-con videos for you to watch: 1. youtu.be/9aL18AS7Uko2. youtube.com/watch?v=7_b1IQi8k2kOther places to find me:Instagram: instagram.com/theelijahjay Twitter: twitter.com/theelijahjay
