The Sears 1981 Summer Tele-Shop Catalog on Laserdisc Jixby Phillips 2012-03-22 | The best 8 minutes from the video portion of the Sears 1981 Summer Tele-Shop Catalog laserdisc3:25 is when the fashion show begins!!!
A CHRISTMAS SHOW???? (nasty) Jixby Phillips 2022-12-23 | Anticipating the worst, I only prepared one item of note this night (a siskel and ebert christmas compilation that I stole from elsewhere) and planned for a short show. But if you stuck around that night I played a few cool things afterwards. I had two viewers most of the night, so I think it was the right call.
THE FILMS OF 2013 (part 2 of 2) (nasty) Jixby Phillips 2022-12-17 | Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/jixbyphillips
THE FILMS OF 2013 (part 1 of 2) (nasty) Jixby Phillips 2022-12-16 | The films of 2013! And other rude stuff -- Watch live at twitch.tv/jixbyphillips
THE FILMS OF 1993 (nasty) (part 1) Jixby Phillips 2022-12-11 | Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/jixbyphillips
THE FILMS OF 1993 (nasty) (part 2) Jixby Phillips 2022-12-11 | Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/jixbyphillips
One Hanky For Each Woman, I guess (nasty) Jixby Phillips 2022-12-09 | I am tickled pink by what large-and-in-charge critic-at-large Roger "Dodger" Ebert says to such an extent that I rewind the tape to bask in his phrasing. I am hear to learn! -- Watch live at twitch.tv/jixbyphillips
OBSCURE! UNDERSEEN! OVERLOOKED! HIDDEN GEMS! (nasty) Jixby Phillips 2022-12-02 | After a few "just okay" streams I decided to give back with a stream 100% dedicated to little-seen movies that I have enjoyed in the past (using the number of votes it had on IMDB as a deciding factor for what qualifies). A valuable info-dump? A hastily-put-together, self-indulgent waste-of-time? It's a little of both. Please enjoy!
New Releases! (11/29) (nasty) Jixby Phillips 2022-11-29 | Stuff coming out on Blu-ray, UHD, maybe digital??? This took 3 weeks to upload, and is slightly abridged. I had to trim out trailers for THE OFFER and shitload of anime because I made a tactical error when disputing the copyright claims. Whoops.
BM at Blockbuster (nasty) Jixby Phillips 2022-11-26 | Tonight's stream consisted of new movie trailers, guest VJ Brittany Murphy, and a visit from Siskel and Ebert. -- Watch live at twitch.tv/jixbyphillips
New Release Tuesday (11/22) (nasty) (part 2 of 2) Jixby Phillips 2022-11-26 | Originally streamed November 21st, 2022! Previewing trailers for stuff coming out in the coming week on blu-ray, UHD, and digital! -- Watch live at twitch.tv/jixbyphillips
The films of Denis Leary (nasty) (part 3 of 3) Jixby Phillips 2022-11-24 | The final part of our Denis Leary retrospective. A few more Denis trailers and a couple Denis-related surprises!0:00:00 - imploring the live audience to click refresh0:01:58 - Bad Boy (2002)0:04:40 - The Secret Lives of Dentists (2002)0:06:49 - Denis v. Giraldo0:12:53 - Rescue Me0:17:40 - Terrible moment from a cartoon0:18:39 - Draft Day (2014)0:21:09 - Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll0:21:44 - Freaks of Nature (2015)0:24:09 - Grand finale
The films of Denis Leary (nasty) (part 2 of 3) Jixby Phillips 2022-11-23 | Continued from the first part. We start mid-way through the Oldboy Trailer. 0:00:00 - Oldboy (2003)0:03:44 - Fury (1936)0:05:52 - John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)0:08:22 - The Whale (2022)0:09:24 - Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (2022)0:11:47 - Mindcage (2022)0:14:06 - Devotion (2022)0:15:36 - I Wanna Dance with Somebody (2022)0:17:15 - Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio (2022)0:19:38 - Chevalier (2022)0:21:59 - Christmas Bloody Christmas (2022)0:23:51 - A Wounded Fawn (2022)0:25:16 - The Offering (2022)0:27:25 - High Heat0:29:15 - Renegades (2022)0:30:48 - The Almond and the Seahorse (2022)0:32:52 - 200 Meters (2020)0:34:37 - The Box (2021)0:36:05 - Being Thunder (2021)DENIS LEARY FILM RETROSPECTIVE0:37:50 - tear-filled tribute to Denis Leary0:47:42 - Strictly Business (1991)0:49:43 - Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)0:52:18 - The Sandlot (1993)0:54:57 - Who's the Man? (1993)0:57:43 - Gunmen (1993)0:59:04 - Demolition Man (1993)1:00:59 - Judgment Night (1993)1:03:11 - The Ref (1994)1:05:03 - The Neon Bible (1995)1:07:21 - Operation Dumbo Drop (1995)1:09:58 - Two If by Sea (1996)1:12:12 - Underworld (1996)1:14:36 - Love Walked In (1997)1:16:02 - Suicide Kings (1997)1:17:56 - The Real Blonde (1997)1:20:02 - The MatchMaker (1997)1:21:30 - Wag the Dog (1997)1:24:04 - Monument Ave. (1998)1:29:54 - Wide Awake (1998)1:32:22 - Small Soldiers (1998)1:33:53 - True Crime (1999)1:36:16 - The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)1:38:29 - Jesus' Son (1999)1:40:51 - Do Not Disturb (1999)1:42:29 - Lakeboat (2000)1:44:34 - Company Man (2000)1:47:11 - Sand (2000)1:49:01 - Double Whammy (2001)1:51:49 - The Job (TV series)1:53:47 - Final (2001)(Technical difficulties take me out here, check out part 3)
The films of Denis Leary (nasty) (part 1 of 3) Jixby Phillips 2022-11-22 | Lotta internet problems this night, so the stream went down a few times. Here's part 1 of 3. We start off with a couple movies I watched since the last stream.CHAPTERS: 0:00:00 - pre-show loop0:03:47 - stream start0:12:11 - Old School (2003)0:17:49 - Oldboy (2003)ABRUPT ENDING, CONTINUES IN NEXT PART
New Release Tuesday (11/15) (nasty) Jixby Phillips 2022-11-20 | Twitch stream number two! Originally streamed November 14, 2022 around 7PM PST. We mostly watched trailers for (then) upcoming physical media releases! TRY BEFORE YOU BUY!CHAPTERS: 0:00:00 - pre-show loop0:07:10 - pre-trailer vamping0:15:28 - Bleach 4-film collection (and testing levels)0:17:52 - Doom Patrol season 3 0:20:35 - Reservoir Dogs (1992)0:22:41 - MK Ultra (2022)0:24:35 - Death Game (1977)0:27:09 - Moonage Daydream (2022)0:29:15 - Gigi & Nate (2022)0:31:50 - Blue Hawaii (1961)0:36:47 - The Black Vampire (1953)0:38:19 - Paradise City (2022)0:41:15 - The Films of Lupino Lane0:43:39 - Sharp Stick (2022)0:46:08 - Assassination (1967)0:49:18 - The Diamond Wizard (1954)0:51:09 - in 3D!0:54:49 - R.I.P.D. 2: Rise of the Damned (2022)0:55:29 - Halo season 10:57:41 - Pearl (2022)0:59:47 - Jerry and Marge Go Large (2022)1:02:08 - The Little Rascals: Complete Collection1:04:36 - Used Cars (1980)1:07:40 - Wayne's World (1992)1:09:50 - The Valachi Papers (1972)1:13:13 - The Infernal Affairs trilogy 1:15:04 - Sakura Trick1:16:35 - The Sonny Chiba Collection1:32:55 - Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)1:34:52 - Section 8 (2022)1:36:55 - Given (anime movie and series)1:38:25 - Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)1:41:05 - Christmas in Paradise (2022)1:43:43 - The Inhabitant (2022)1:46:07 - The Passenger (2021)1:47:55 - Both Sides of the Blade (2022)1:50:15 - Hansan: Rising Dragon (2022)1:51:46 - Why Women Kill (2019–2021)1:54:18 - Allegoria (2022)1:55:40 - Lord El-Melloi II's Case Files: Rail Zeppelin Grace Note1:56:41 - Red Post on Escher Street (2020)1:57:15 - A Discovery of Witches (2018–2022)
Movies I seen 2003 (nasty) Jixby Phillips 2022-11-13 | Broadcast on twitch November 11, 2022 around 8PM. Hanging out and chatting about every movie from 2003 that I remember seeing and showing you trailers for them. CHAPTERS: 0:00:00 - Pre-show loop0:12:40 - Opening remarks and Gallagher tribute0:34:05 - Melvin Goes to Dinner0:37:59 - Final Destination 20:40:05 - A Mighty Wind0:46:21 - Johnny English0:48:46 - Bruce Almighty0:50:42 - Finding Nemo0:52:39 - Mystic River0:55:05 - 2 Fast 2 Furious0:59:59 - (Skip here to get past technincal difficulties)1:00:52 - Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd1:07:37 - Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle1:10:05 - The Room1:12:07 - Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl1:14:32 - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines1:17:03 - Bad Boys II1:19:19 - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen1:20:26 - Spy Kids 3D1:22:26 - How to Deal1:25:41 - Lara Croft: Tomb Raider – The Cradle of Life1:28:36 - Seabiscuit1:31:33 - American Wedding1:33:41 - Gigli (and pee break)1:40:37 - Freaky Friday1:42:00 - Calendar Girls1:45:19 - Freddy vs. Jason1:46:32 - Grind1:48:53 - Marci X1:51:47 - My Boss's Daughter1:54:05 - Lost in Translation1:56:37 - Matchstick Men1:58:34 - School of Rock2:01:02 - Kill Bill2:02:53 - Elf2:05:24 - Good Boy!2:06:20 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre2:09:08 - Brother Bear2:11:10 - Scary Movie 32:13:03 - Radio 2:15:36 - The Cat in the Hat2:17:09 - Looney Tunes: Back in Action2:18:42 - Bad Santa2:20:12 - The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King2:23:38 - Big Fish2:25:59 - Closing Credits2:28:57 - Post-Credits Stinger
Panasonic Video Monitor (TR-930, 1984) Black and White Jixby Phillips 2022-09-03 | B&W monitor, BNC to RCA adapter used to connect it to my VCR. Monitor was $5 at a yard sale. Could flip it but I wanna figure out how to create a box that just plays old cartoons on a loop or silent films or something that I can hook up to it. Gonna use it to monitor my VHS-to-DVD transfers once I get my DVD recorder working. No built in speakers, so I need to buy RCA Speakers for it maybe. I love this thing.
Guided By Voices - Tractor Rape Chain (live, 2001) Jixby Phillips 2021-07-27 | This is my favorite version of this GBV classic, and it's not on YouTube by itself. This video is clipped from their set on HBO's REVERB. The whole set is available on YouTube, including this bit here. But the audio was bad and had VHS noise, so I synced it up with a superior version found on gbvdb.com/bughouse.asp (a collection of unreleased GBV rarities).It is my sincere hope that the copyright gods find this video to be "fair use", so I may finally listen to it on my YouTube music playlist.
Nice Place To Live (But I Wouldnt Want To Visit) Music Video Jixby Phillips 2020-01-31 | Well, here it is. Later.
Nick Flanagan on The Best Show with Tom Scharpling 3/21/2017 Jixby Phillips 2017-03-22 | Nick calls to chat with Tom, promote his upcoming Portland and San Francisco shows, I get called a "good guy" and some other fun stuff.
Joe Pera talks about his sons on The Goddamn Dave Hill Show on WFMU Jixby Phillips 2016-05-27 | A very funny clip from March 28, 2016 (originally aired on WFMU).Imagery taken from The Goddamn Dave Hill Show podcast album artwork and a still from Adult Swim's "Joe Pera Talks You To Sleep".
Clerks original ending except with Cant Even Tell by Soul Asylum added back in Jixby Phillips 2015-06-05 | The original downbeat ending to Clerks, but I put the Soul Asylum song from the theatrical version back in. Too many people thought it was real and it undermined the joke, so I changed the title to make it extremely clear. It was supposed to be funny. Too subtle?? TOO SOON??? RIP, DANTE, YOU DIED
One of the Funniest Things I have ever seen in my life Jixby Phillips 2010-02-04 | From Power Rangers: Turbo
(homophobic slur) from Star Trek Jixby Phillips 2009-08-31 | Found footage of a Northern California teenager using a homophobic slur while filming Star Trek characters, (ca. 2000)I do not condone hateful language or bigotry of any kind. This is intended as a curious cultural artifact.
Imagine THAT head on HER body Jixby Phillips 2009-07-04 | Last night, during the NBC Nightly News, my NBC affiliate fucked up. Basically at 6:30PM the screen split in half. Over the top half they continued playing the nightly news. Over the bottom half they played Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Occasionally the contestant and host's bodies would match up with the newscasters heads, and it would be mildly amusing. But I thought that would be the extent of it. BUT THEN: A commercial for Carl's Jr began while the nightly news continued. This time the video matched up in a very pivotal moment in both videos. I couldn't fucking believe what I saw. I had to put it up on youtube. NOTE: THIS IS COMPLETELY REAL AS AIRED. I did not make this!
Early Conan Ad (ver. 2) Jixby Phillips 2008-08-17 | Kermit (ver. 2) and a Small Child (ver. 2) shill for the internet phenomenon earlyconan.com (ver. 2)
Early Conan Ad #2 Jixby Phillips 2008-04-27 | An ad for Earlyconan.com, which features one of Conan's favorite musical acts. I just think they're okay.
Early Conan Ad Jixby Phillips 2008-04-27 | Kermit and a Small Child shill for the internet phenomenon earlyconan.com
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 4: Turtles in Time Voice Overs Jixby Phillips 2008-04-14 | Hi, I'm the man who recorded the voice-overs for TMNT 4: Turtles in Time. here is the result of my labor. These are all the intros for the game, with my voice. Yes, that is actually me. Please stop emailing me, calling me a liar. The following levels are covered: 1. Big Apple, 3AM 2. Alleycat Blues 3. Sewer Surfin' 4. Technodrome: Let's Kick Shell! 5. Prehistoric Turtlesaurus 6. Skull and Crossbones 7. Bury my Shell at Wounded Knee 8. Neon Night-Riders 9. Starbase: Where No Turtle Has Gone Before 10. Technodrome: The Final Shell-Shock Please forgive me for the rude joke about Mario in Level 4. My mischievous, computer-wiz son snuck in and added it in using computers. I would punish him, but he is an adult and is currently paying the bills for my house. His fate is in the lords hands.
Video Blog #2 - I discuss my new hair style and shave Jixby Phillips 2007-11-14 | In this exciting video blog, I discuss the brand new me, which has shorter hair and no beard. I really get into it, dropping cuss words like "hell" "damn" and "son of a bitch" in the process.
Path to 9/11: The Full Video Jixby Phillips 2007-10-25 | This is the full video now available on the web for those who don't have ABC
Don Minceyd: Path to 9/11 Starting - WATCH THIS ! Jixby Phillips 2007-10-24 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luUm0uOWAuA
Kitty Cat Run Jixby Phillips 2007-10-18 | I serenade my cat with the Cannonball Run Theme with a personalized twist. "It's all about ME-OW" - my cat, who is very self-centered.
Desert Blues REMIXED Jixby Phillips 2007-10-15 | Johnny Knoxville's first movie. This is the first 6 minutes or so, redubbed and reimagined by me. This idea was STOLEN from Tom Scharpling who did this with the movie ROADHOUSE on WFMU.
Johnny Knoxvilles Softcore Porn Career: Desert Blues Jixby Phillips 2007-01-09 | Johnny Knoxville was in this low-budget movie from 1995. This movie is basically a really bad, boring sex-comedy, but with a few awkwardly added sleazy sub-porn sex scenes. Also, it's shot on video. You can see some of the sleaze at the end of the clip, but I cut it before the "good" parts.
Mattress Mattress Mattress Jixby Phillips 2006-12-18 | A Local radio commercial I did for Mattress Mattress Mattress in Harold, MI.
A Rosie Christmas with Elmo Jixby Phillips 2006-12-13 | A fan-made music video for hit song featuring Rosie O'Donnell and Sesame Street's Elmo.
Spenglers presents #4 Jixby Phillips 2006-12-10 | Candy Cigarettes, Viper Blast, Crayons, Robots in Action Coloring and Activity Book
