Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au3 Hours With A Closeup Magician - Official Music Videotom cardy2024-10-20 | Thank god your boyfriend hired a close up magician
Vinyl and merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au/H.S // Tom Cardy (Official Animated Music Video)tom cardy2024-10-17 | Space is cool! Album out today go stream it ya legends
Vinyl and new merch here! (vinyl will sell out quick so don't friggin @ me) https://www.bandtshirts.com.au/shop/tom-cardy
Video By the wonderful @LankyMFRepress it!tom cardy2024-10-17 | Halloween time means i'm here to remind you there is nothing 👻 spookier 🎃 than confronting your own poor mental hygiene. Boooh!Bunch of Draclias (and Theyre All Playing Flute) // Official Music Videotom cardy2024-10-11 | Embouchure (English: /ˈɒmbuˌʃʊər/ ) is the use of the lips, facial muscles, tongue, and teeth in playing a wind instrument. So you see, it really is a good line.
Pre-save the album (out October 18th Australia time) here! gyro.to/TheDancefloorAtTheEndOfTheUniverse2 Spoc ft. Seth Meyers/Lonely Islandtom cardy2024-09-06 | Been listening to the lonely island podcast, it's so good. #sethmeyers does a rap that I reckon should have made it past dress rehearsal @LateNightSeth @thelonelyislandSmart Style! #popmusic #funny #newmusicreleasetom cardy2024-06-04 | Bamboozled is the new AwoogaIf I went back in timetom cardy2024-05-13 | This song is proof to the Australian Taxation office that instruments bought and paid for under the company trading "Not a Cop Pty Ltd" are being used for legitimate commercial purposes and are thereby eligible tax deductions. Also, yes I did watch the steve martin documentary why do you askOnline (TWRP & Montaigne) - Music Videotom cardy2024-04-18 | hi wyd nm lol m2
This is a new song on @TWRPband album, go follow them. I listen to youtube.com/watch?v=V4tSXOLPf_4 when I run on the treadmill and it makes me go faster
TWRP are on tour in North America right now, go watch them or suffer mass humiliation in front of your cutest peersLet the Children Watchtom cardy2024-04-12 | You know how the song works dudeBeans!tom cardy2024-02-10 | ...Kermit the Frog Voicetom cardy2024-01-22 | She's a 10 but she sounds like a fabric frog puppet from the 50's 😩🐸🫠Perception Check (Official Music Video) - Tom Cardytom cardy2023-12-24 | It's a Christmas miracle! Animated by @LankyMF go get 'im.
Also da song is on streaming services, yummy!Scary movies on wikipedia (Halloween Spooktacular)tom cardy2023-10-29 | I'm not a coward it just saves me time and i'm very very busy8 days a week (multiverse 391)tom cardy2023-10-12 | I've got a hole in me pocketIf you love the (Australian constitution) so much, why dont you marry (the Australian Constitution)tom cardy2023-10-07 | I'm voting yes next week to the Indigenous Voice to Parliament because the idea came directly from Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander people and is backed by over 80% of their community. It's important, if you aren't sure or don't know, check out https://voice.gov.auBaby come (lower) Backtom cardy2023-09-28 | ...Perception checktom cardy2023-09-20 | Why yes, I have been playing Baldurs Gate 3, how did you know?
I'm also in an actual D&D podcast called "Dragon Friends" with a bunch of really funny people and one of the smartest DM's who has to deal with our shit. I played music for ages and now I'm doing characters. Go listen!H.S - (Official Music Video)tom cardy2023-09-06 | Space is cool, and so are you if you let me talk about, space with you.
Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au/Red flags UNO REVERSEtom cardy2023-09-03 | Montaigne flipped the vocals, Galoo Game lady flipped the animation and I sat back and did a very creepy buttons voiceCupboard Gnometom cardy2023-08-28 | Tag a Cupboard Gnome, lest their awful gaze pierce your soul and render you body a lifeless huskWhat my vocoder hears vs. What my 3am tinder date hearstom cardy2023-08-15 | I love going on hot dates but I love goofn' with my 'ocoder moreIdonevenevenwannasellittyouanyway ft. RIDICULOUS STOCKtom cardy2023-08-11 | https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au
Hey Tom!
We appreciate your honesty, however this is the last email we will be sending on the matter. Everyone on the team has worked really hard to make the recent merchandise line the best it can be. We accept that this does not give us the right to tell you how to market the product, but we would like to re-emphasise some key points. How you receive these points may impact our future business together:
1. Playing "hard to get" does not work in a sales context, especially when you are selling product as idiosyncratic as a 'don't f*&k my dad' mug. Potentially this design was doomed from the beginning.
2. "Splooge" is not a colour.
3. "Ridiculous Stock" is not a/your catchphrase, it doesn't make sense without context and even with context it does not encourage sales. What is ridiculous about the stock? We urge you to explain, or remove this reference altogether. At the moment it is about 25% of your marketing campaign.
4. Many of the team feel it inappropriate that you demand to try on every piece of clothing before it is shipped for "quality testing". Not only does it delay shipment of the product to customers, but the hand written notes you leave in the pockets are not appreciated. Writing "They be tryn' ta brainwash ye and nab ya tasties!" in hopes of communicating with the customer is confusing, and means we have had to employ extra staff to vet each inseam and hidden pocket. Also, stop sewing more pockets onto the merchandise.Lo-Fitom cardy2023-06-02 | I'm feeling crunchyGot piece of metal removed from eye can’t look at screen too long here squid boy (I’m fine)tom cardy2023-05-11 | ...Level Clear! - (Official Music Video)tom cardy2023-04-25 | Save over my game again and i'm dobbing
Thanks to Lily Reynolds for helping me on vocals + Princess
I've always been obsessed with retro 8 bit sounds, game themes and game music. Just about everything you hear is straight from the box on this plugin - youtube.com/watch?v=kqCtA9Y-Gjs
Bec’s YouTube : youtube.com/@TheNumanumaehSnake Eyestom cardy2023-03-24 | There is something inherently perverted about sanitiser on wet handsI got Vinylz just lyin aroundtom cardy2023-01-09 | mmm yummy vinyls and hats and shirts and stuff
https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au(W)rapping Robottom cardy2022-12-23 | ur robot just called me a c*nt manMerry Fistmastom cardy2022-12-22 | A very merry Fistmas to you and yoursThe Ballad of Smokin Joe Rudeboy (Official music Video)tom cardy2022-12-08 | Some say on a still night, when the moon is high, you can still hear the ghost of ol' Smokin' Joe on the midnight wind telling you to absolutely go f*$% urself. Big thanks to Julia Robertson, what a talent hey!
Album is out now (on the 9th, sorry if me am Australia, it already tomorrow)! Stream it, or buy it on Bandcamp!
Oh shit we got some fresh merch! Smokin' Joe poster by Galoo Game is my fave she is incredible!
Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.auSomebodys watching me (parody) - Very spooky Halloween Specialtom cardy2022-10-21 | Nothing spookier than direct eye contact while I finish a double decker pumpkin Ravioli booooooooI love that guytom cardy2022-10-14 | "Last night was fun, thanks fr having me. Also, I couldn't figure out how to turn the tv off and I ate all ur cereal lol. See you next Friday"Ur fugly (relatively)tom cardy2022-10-11 | Sorry for telling the truth so frickin hardParty Dog ft. Ernie thee Corgi (Music Video) - Tom Cardytom cardy2022-09-30 | Show me a musical comedian who invokes the national census more than me and I'll show you a nerd who has nothing better to do then try and prove others wrong on the internet. Ft. Ernie the corgie. Art by Simon Greiner
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Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.auHey, I dont work here - (Official Music Video)tom cardy2022-08-06 | Hey! I’m mixing stuff and getting everything together for another album, it’ll be ready next month or the one after. Maybe even another cheeky animated video a la “mixed Messages” from the one and only GalooGameLady?
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Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.auFlirt (with your Dad)tom cardy2022-07-13 | Hell hath no fury like a close friend and parent tipsy at my birthday dinnerDo you remember?tom cardy2022-07-06 | I do not recall the events that took place on September the 21st, this or any year. Featuring the incandescent Taras!Jurassic Park 12: Its Dino time!tom cardy2022-06-28 | In the next one I'd like to see all the carnivores voiced by Hugh Grant and all the herbivores voiced by Chris Rock and there is maybe a body switch aspect.
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Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.auMan Chattom cardy2022-06-23 | Trust me it's good it's really easy too if you practise definitely practise firstAdventures of smokin joe rude boytom cardy2022-06-08 | ...Get Louis (Theroux) - Tom Cardy//Official Music Videotom cardy2022-06-01 | Everything Everywhere All at Louis
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Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.auYour Love is Not Enough (Id like Some Cool Sh*t Too) - Official Videotom cardy2022-05-12 | My love for you is like a Great Dane riding FX Cruiser SVHO luxury performance watercraft
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Merch - https://tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.auBest friends ft Gareth Reynoldstom cardy2022-05-03 | What a joy to meet and work creatively with my hero Gareth Reynolds of "The Dollop" fame. I think it is important to write down publicly that my uploading of this video is in no way malicious, intended to cause personal harm or harm to any individual(s) in this video or otherwise(s) public image, and that I reserve my rights (all of them, just to be safe).Aerial Roots - Tom Cardytom cardy2022-04-06 | Bonsai DaddyAll the Stupid Things Ive Ever Donetom cardy2022-03-28 | Goodnight hypothetical or actual embarrassing situations that I have experienced many years ago but impulsively replay when I'm suppose to be at my calmest. See you in the NOWLove Languagetom cardy2022-03-18 | Where my physical touch / words of affirmation gang at?