Mushy Mustard
Choke me with your panties.
updated
Tracklist:
0:00 - 1. They Call Me Mustard [demo verse]
0:35 - 2. Straight From REDACTED [demo verse]
1:03 - 3. wikiHow Autofellatio [demo verse]
1:44 - 4. Just a Theory [demo verse]
2:22 - 5. Reckless Driving [demo verse]
3:03 - 6. Cassextte Tape [demo verse]
3:44 - 7. Eggsmaxxing [demo verse]
4:36 - 8. Bees [demo verses]
5:57 - 9. Creepin' [demo]
8:01 - 10. "Mime Killas 2" Preview [demo verse]
Now that 2025 is halfway over, here are some mostly unfinished rap verses I recorded last year for various projects that never happened (yet)
Music on tracks 1-3 and 7 produced by Mustard
0:00 Mime-Hating Halloween
4:55 The Realistic Fruit Opinion Formation Den
8:24 Full Moon
11:24 VVelcome 2 My House
14:49 I Drink Rat Piss
youtu.be/D6oP8zNLSVE
Hidden bonus track: youtu.be/ZLxTh3CnaT4
LYRICS: genius.com/Mushy-mustard-mime-killas-lyrics
0:00 Intro
0:30 Stir
1:17 Mustard
2:12 New York City Trucking
3:02 sampled chorus
3:27 Schmeev
4:16 The Batter
5:06 DCFaygoGuy
5:56 Greg & Deathray chorus
6:20 Greg & Deathray
7:10 Keezie
8:00 Mustard
8:50 Skitzo Da Ryda
9:15 Malifyr
10:04 SethGSF
10:40 poochee
11:44 B Natural
12:00 Daren's World
12:50 BeanAwake
13:39 Jigglz
14:29 TwilightSkyline
15:19 Robby Ag0ny
15:45 Permanent Marker
16:31 Clud
17:20 Mustard
18:09 Nok The Hitter
18:35 outro
Let me know if you wanna be in the extended mix.
LYRICS:
[Intro: Stir, (Mustard)]
Every year, I swear
I wanna have a normal Christmas
And mimes ruin it every time
(Why, what happened?)
[Sample]
Now will you tell us the story of the most horrible Christmas ever?
[Verse 1: Stir]
Every day I go outside, I see a mime in the same place
Rain, snow, or shine, gotta slap him in his lame face
This year for Christmas, I don’t want any presents
I’m only asking for the stupid mime to get beheaded
That mime won’t survive this twelve twenty-five
I’ll hide in a pine tree ‘til he arrives
Then I'll dive from the top and I'll chop off his head
Nonstop ‘til his face paint is stained blood red
But instead, I'm waiting in the cold snow all night
After sundown I shoulda known something wasn't right
Stupid mime picked today of all days to take a break
Gotta wait 'til next year because of his mistake
I wrote to Santa after, and he hasn’t responded
Killing that mime was the only thing I wanted
Some holiday murder, it's nothing malicious
Now it’s too late, that’s how a mime ruined Christmas
[Sample]
I hope you stab that mime with a knife
[Stir]
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas
Without a bunch of mimes to bother me
Because when you have a white Christmas
There’s no mimes, because they suck
[Mustard, (Stir)]
Wait, bring that beat back (Yeah?)
That story made me think of how mimes ruined my Christmas
[Verse 2: Mustard]
I sent Santa Claus a letter asking him for a Mercedes
To drive around town while impressing all the ladies
I was good all year, there's no way I'm getting coal
With a new ride, time to get inside somebody's butthole
Christmas arrives, I jump out of bed to check the living room
For a new Mercedes, I assume
My stocking was filled with all the other stuff I asked for
I look under the tree, there's a giant box on the floor
Yes, about the size of an automobile
I didn't believe it either, but I’m telling you it’s real
Then I finally open up the present and realize
It’s not a Mercedes, it's a box full of mimes
They all jump out at once, think it's time to kick some asses
Santa Claus, you're getting old, time to get new glasses
How do you read "Mercedes" and think it says "mimes"?!
You gotta fix this mess, mimes ruin Christmas
[Samples]
That's the story of the most horrible Christmas ever
Ha ha ha, what a story
And now, we invite you and yours
To join in a very special holiday singalong
With our mime!
*gunshots*
*applause*
[Stir]
Here comes Slippy the Mime
He's gonna make me frown
[Mustard]
If you wanna make a mime die
Then that's a job for me
I'm gonna make this mime die
Watch me, one two, three
[Mustard, (Stir)]
That sounds like crap
Okay, let's move on to the next song
(What do you mean it sounds like crap?)
It sounds like total garbage
[Stir, (Mustard)]
Deck the mime in the face with my fist
La la la la la la la la la
Jingle bells, (Wait) all mimes smell
Santa's not a mime (That sucks)
[Mustard & Stir]
One mime named Slippy
Had a very stupid face
So I wish he died and got put inside
Of a box no one escapes
[Sample]
Can’t get out of the mime box
Can’t get out of the mime box
Can’t get out of the mime box
Can’t get out of the mime box
Can’t get out of the mime box
LYRICS:
[Intro: samples]
I’ll kill the mime
It’s definitely his time
I’ll kill the mime
I know why you hate mimes
[Verse 1: Mustard]
Christmas time, everybody loves Saint Nick
If he was a mime, though, he wouldn’t be worth spit
Everybody knows that a mime shouldn’t be chosen for the role of Santa
I’d rather the whole planet get frozen over
Mimes are less fun than the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
Krampus makes kids happier than some stupid dumb frickin’ mime
Why, anyone could do it better
Ebenezzer Ebenezer Scrooge’s sneezes ease displeasure
More than any mime could, so it’s not a good idea
Think that Santa Claus should be a mime? Then I’d like to see ya
Tied under the sleigh and take a ride on Christmas day, I’m sayin’
If Santa Claus was a mime, then everyone would hate him
[Chorus: Mustard]
If Santa Claus was a mime (We’d all hate it)
Then everyone would hate Christmas time (We’d all hate it)
If he was a mime, it would blow (We’d all hate it)
He wouldn’t even say, “Ho, ho, ho”
[Verse 2: Stir]
Wait a minute! That’s not the Santa I know
All that “Ho! Ho! Ho!” (Ho! Ho! Ho!) Where did it go?
And the colorful suit and the rosy red cheeks?
(I think he’s gone mute now, he doesn’t wanna speak)
You don’t have time to ride your sleigh! Don’t you have somewhere to be?
Check your schedule for the day: “stuck inside a box” at three
And at five o’ clock get beat by a couple wicked clowns
Then we stick Nick Claus six feet underground
Stupid mime at Salvation Army asking for some money
Nonexistent bell is silent, so he won’t get any from me
And the elves are making toys without materials that I can see
A Santa serial killa’s the only thing I’d wanna be
If Santa was a mime
[Verse 3: Mustard]
If Santa was a mime, I’d bash his head in
Make him drink unleaded gas and toss a lit cigarette in
But he wouldn't even drink it, only think it
And still blow into bits ‘cause of his mimicry shtick
You can act like Santa with his movement and his manners
But it doesn't matter, we already knew that Santa's fatter
And he doesn't just pretend to haul a sack filled up with toys
'Cause the actual Santa would give out things we can enjoy
Not invisible umbrellas that'll get caught in a gust of wind
I don’t have a chimney, Santa found a door and bust it in
Only real Santa Claus would do that to ensure he gets my stuff in
Anything I want! But a mime would give me nothin'
[Chorus: Mustard]
If Santa Claus was a mime (We’d all hate it)
Then everyone would hate Christmas time (We’d all hate it)
If he was a mime, I’d reach my limit (We’d all hate it)
I’d take his beard and trim it, show the world it’s fake, he’s just a mime
[Verse 4: Mustard]
Close my eyes and picture Santa Mime, I can't describe the hell I'm in
A nightmare during Christmas, turn this mime into a skeleton
How you gonna celebrate the holidays in these conditions?
Now it's all about a mime, say goodbye to fun traditions
Leaving milk and cookies out? How 'bout this foot up in ya mouth?
I'll pin ya right above the fireplace with tacks until ya shout
And ask to be let down, but it's gonna take a while
'Cause a mime won't make a sound, they can only frown or smile
And nobody is gonna do the latter 'til this mime is slain
People will get tired listening to all the rhymes I say
A yearly song explaining how much Santa sucks would be due
We'd already be making Mime Christmas EP part two
If Santa was a mime
[Verse 5: Stir]
If Santa was a mime, everybody would hate it, yo
Songs about mimes every year on the radio
Who would wanna hear "A Mime Is Comin' to Town"?
If a mime was comin' anywhere near me, I would frown
You know The Santa Clause, that Disney flick?
If Santa was a mime, that film would suck dick
It’d be called "The Mime" or some other stupid name
All reviews would say "this movie's too lame"
Actually, I guess there is one part I wouldn't mind
The beginning where we see Santa fall off a roof and die
If Santa was a mime, I'd love that scene
But then Tim Allen would transform into a mime, and I would scream
[Outro: sample]
It seems you’ve made the whole world blue
Christmas ain’t Christmas with you
Outro dialogue:
M: "That was 8 minutes!"
S: "...Okay, it's gone."
M: "Good."
S: "Let's listen to it. Do you have an aux cord?"
M: "No."
S: "Oh."
We listened to it in full from my phone right after I stopped recording.
The image used for the video is just something I made a few years later totally unrelated to this audio. I couldn't find many boat-themed images on my computer that seemed fitting.
0:00 1. Spinning
2:58 2. Evil
3:36 3. 73
4:08 4. Clock
5:51 5. Stay a While
6:20 6. Hell Music
7:37 7. Pain
8:25 8. Ash
10:56 9. Isn't It Nice
11:47 10. 38
12:29 11. House
13:09 12. Redo
13:54 13. 13
zyx bonus track: youtu.be/vr7RD2inpW0
Outtakes from my album Seeds: youtube.com/watch?v=0dvCndmgDyc
0:00 Why Would They?
1:11 Peanut Butter Freestyle Vocals
2:25 With Looking
3:10 LMN4
5:31 Max G. Intro
5:53 Max G.
7:24 Fly
7:50 Not My Song
11:50 BATFMAPIA GOODEDIRT
13:33 Sick
14:26 Bone
16:15 Cowbell
17:26 New Showdown
19:06 Lame Rap Beat
19:30 Bus
21:14 Alien Music #4
25:47 Baseball
26:16 Improv
26:31 Amish
27:16 Beverly Kills
31:23 I made this without listening to it
33:27 Tilted Test
33:31 Sleepy
june 23 2021 -- Watch live at twitch.tv/twilightskyline
Last year I got banned from the GTLive subreddit for asking if anyone could find this clip. Now I've finally found it.
Source: youtube.com/live/_kALQfOmr5M?feature=shared&t=3942
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Part 1 - Mustard & Stir
0:00 Conception
6:04 "Intro"
8:31 "Mime Box"
11:35 "I Hate Mimes"
21:41 "Beat Down Those Mimes"
26:43 "Am I Evil for Hating Mimes?"
29:32 "The War (On Mimes)"
37:11 "Clowns vs. Mimes: The Ultimate Battle"
43:28 "All Juggalos Should Attack Any Mimes They See"
46:59 "Mime Box Sampler"
47:41 "I Hope You're Not a Mime"
48:30 "All Juggalos..." cont.
50:15 "If There Was a Movie on Being a Mime, Then Everyone Would Hate It"
54:11 "All Mimes Should Go Back to Mimeville"
Part 2 - Mustard
54:58 Remaking instrumentals
57:54 Rough Sects rap project
59:15 "12 Mimes"
1:05:46 "Attack of the Mimes"
1:13:36 "All Mimes Should Go Back to Mimeville" cont.
1:16:53 Poop Box (outtake)
1:18:41 "Mime Christmas" (outtake)
1:21:13 Misc. fun facts about songs
1:22:55 Outro
Read annotations on Genius for more information about samples and references and stuff.
By the way, I have no idea why the last second of this video loops 5 times. It wasn't like that when I exported the audio from Audacity. Something weird happened in Premiere, I guess.
0:00 And now...
Shoutout to Chuck from ICP With We.
0:36 "Mime Box" (Original Version)
(Guitar by Jigglz) When we started working on the album, there was no instrumental available for the song "Riddle Box," so I made my own original beat for it. It samples "The Riddle Box Show Show Intro." This was actually still going to be on the album until like a week before the release when we listened to the album all the way through and decided this track didn't have enough energy for an intro track. By then, a YT account called Clownstrumentals had beats of every first deck song.
1:25 "I Hate Mimes" outtakes
The first part was originally the last 8 lines of my "I Hate Mimes" verse. I wanted something less violent. The sample in the middle was something I found from a podcast afterward. The second part was the last 4 lines of my verse after I re-wrote it once.
2:42 BDTM unused verse
(Guitar by Jigglz) I wrote this as a scratch track for Stir pretty early on (after he told me "the only line I can think of is 'one kind of mime you can trust, that's a dead one'"), but then he told me he was writing one himself. Some lines from this were recycled for the war on mimes.
3:36 "Am I Evil" outtake
Some improv that I considered including in the final track, but my voice sounded too far away.
4:01 “The War” unused verse
I had a bunch of different ideas and random lines written down for "The War," and the second verse of the final song was the best of those ideas. This verse is compiled from the ideas and lines that weren't good enough for that. We would have used it (with Stir doing half the lines) if we didn't get a guest verses in time.
5:00 Bonus ghostwritten verse
In 2022, some people in the ICPw/We Discord server were joking about making a group song about not needing ghostwriters but having every verse be ghostwritten. This was a verse I wrote for that (not for Stir though). That song might come out eventually.
6:02 Mime movie song outtakes
(Guitar by Jigglz) Some very early draft lines I wrote. Stir's part was an early version of the last 4 lines of his verse. In the final song, he based them on the end of my verse instead (like in the original Ol' Evil Eye where both verses end with the same 4 lines). He also had a line "When a mime's on my TV, all I do is pray," instead of "I'm not okay," but including one extra line in the outtakes would've been clumsy. The thing at the end is me and B Natural during a podcast recording. Back in October when I first started working on the album, I think before Stir even sent me the first verse he wrote, I asked B Natural if she could write a verse for "If There Was a Movie on Being a Mime, Then Everyone Would Hate It," and she texted me this horrible verse. I used her line "Why would anyone wanna be a mime?" for one of the songs though.
7:34 "Ninja"
This was never going to be on the album, but while looking for samples, I found one where someone says "What the hell's a mime?" and it reminded me of the intro of "Ninja" where someone says "What the hell's a ninja?." The four lines were freestyled based on the original song lyrics.
8:26 "Attack of the Mimes" outtakes
I had a lot of different iterations of the spoken sample interludes. This first one was going to be after Permanent Marker's verse until I found the one I ended up using on the final song, which fit so perfectly. Then there are a few lines I started writing for a second verse that I never finished. Fun fact, originally I recorded my entire first verse to the same tune as ICP's "Mental Warp." I might release an album of just demos and stuff and put out that recording. I asked Permanent Marker to record him talking about the stuff that happens in his verse in English for a spoken interlude, but then I found samples for it, so it wasn't used. I used "God damn mimes everywhere" though. I also have a recording of him rapping my entire first verse for fun, but that's not in here.
9:39 "Mime Killaz" Jigglz verse
Jigglz made this verse based on Fink's verse in "Santa Killaz." Stir and I might make the rest of the song for Christmas, who knows.
10:40 "This is Poop Box 2"
In 2020, I had the idea to take Riddle Box instrumentals and rap over the entire thing while replacing random words with "poop." I trashed that idea, but I still had a bunch of Riddle Box instrumentals in a folder called "poop box wip," and Stir saw me open it while recording one of his verses.
11:06 Mimeville outtakes
I wrote three 8-line verses for verse 3. Here are the first two which were later combined to make Stir's last verse, plus some extra stuff I added later.
13:21 "Mime Christmas" freestyle
This was actually originally rapped to the "I'm Coming Home" beat 4% slower. I recorded almost all of my verses in my car on Christmas at like 1 (not 10) AM. By the end I was freezing cold and tired, so this happened. I added this beat to it (BPM didn't matter since I was completely offbeat anyway) and then Stir sent me some singing for the outro.
Featuring Permanent Marker: youtube.com/@OriginalPermanentMarker
Guitar by Jigglz: jigglz.bandcamp.com
Additional vocals by Schmeev
[Parody song. Do not actually attack any mimes.]
Featuring xMINUSx of Fukkfaace: fukkfaace.bandcamp.com
Stir texted me:
"[interview]
So you like Faygo?
Yeah except for that Twist flavor
What, you don't like the lemon-lime taste?
Well, I don't know how it tastes, but when I hear someone say "I like lime" it kind of sounds like "I like mimes," and we don't mess around with any of that
Yeah, we hate mimes, it's something we're always telling our fans, so we can't have people misunderstanding when we're trying to talk about Faygo, you know what I'm saying?
So anything lime flavored gets put at the bottom of our list right off the bat
...
This would be the worst joke on the album"
It made me laugh. I'm glad he thought of an actual joke for this skit, because I had nothing. I just knew I needed the phrase "am I evil for hating mimes?" in there somewhere and that the song could probably be used as an intro to the following song. So at least now there's a stupid joke in there instead of this track just being a throwaway to use up one of the titles from the Amazon review this is based on.
I still have a lot of unreleased stuff from earlier
mushymustard.bandcamp.com/album/simultaneous-ep
0:00 All Gonna Burn
1:55 No Water
2:13 Who Tells Me
3:33 Today's Sequel
3:57 Tons
4:26 Credits
6:12 I Think
0:00 - Beat Down Those Mimes
3:50 - I Hope You're Not a Mime
8:24 - Mime Box Sampler
12:45 - Beat Down Those Mimes (Original Recipe)
16:34 - It's Coming
Download: mushymustard.bandcamp.com/album/beat-down-those-mimes-mime-box-sampler
Lyrics: genius.com/albums/Mushy-mustard/Beat-down-those-mimes-mime-box-sampler
The first single from our upcoming LP Mime Box, a parody of ICP's Riddle Box. Coming soon. This is all based on an old 1-star Amazon review for Riddle Box that claimed the album has too many songs about mimes and listed several fake song titles. So we decided to make the album real, and we used those titles for the album.
Track 2 is a non-album B-side. Track 3 contains samples of "I Hate Mimes," "All Juggalos Should Attack Any Mimes They See," and "If They Made a Movie on Being a Mime, Then Everyone Would Hate It," plus a few seconds of some other songs.
Download: mushymustard.bandcamp.com/album/beat-down-those-mimes-mime-box-sampler
Lyrics: genius.com/albums/Mushy-mustard/Beat-down-those-mimes-mime-box-sampler
Download: mushymustard.bandcamp.com/album/beat-down-those-mimes-mime-box-sampler
Lyrics: genius.com/albums/Mushy-mustard/Beat-down-those-mimes-mime-box-sampler
Download: mushymustard.bandcamp.com/album/beat-down-those-mimes-mime-box-sampler
Lyrics: genius.com/albums/Mushy-mustard/Beat-down-those-mimes-mime-box-sampler
Download: mushymustard.bandcamp.com/album/beat-down-those-mimes-mime-box-sampler
Lyrics: genius.com/albums/Mushy-mustard/Beat-down-those-mimes-mime-box-sampler
Download: mushymustard.bandcamp.com/album/beat-down-those-mimes-mime-box-sampler
Lyrics: genius.com/albums/Mushy-mustard/Beat-down-those-mimes-mime-box-sampler


