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Songify This - Reality Hits You Hard Bro
updated
Full track “You & Me Christmas (Santa, Snow & OREO)”: youtube.com/watch?v=bRSBOrl3P1E
Original! youtube.com/watch?v=1VbZE6YhjKk&themeRefresh=1
Tariq: tiktok.com/@kornboyofficial
Recess Therapy: youtube.com/channel/UCKK0Ls3-3u9JMpIKIXPVM0w
Tariq's Cameo! cameo.com/cornkid
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Guitar - Michael Onufrak - tiktok.com/@cardsmusic
Bass - E'Lon JD - elonjd.com
Steel Pan - Jonathan Scales - youtube.com/user/jonathanscalesvideos
Produced with Aaron Beaumont aaronbeaumont.com
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Produced with Aaron Beaumont - aaronbeaumont.com
Thanks to the chat for co-writing the Flashback to Pain hook, esp. kinneff for suggesting progression
0:00 Chrissy, Wake Up But It's Metal And Wakes Up All Chrissys and Krissys Of The World
1:22 DnD and Nintendo
1:48 Vecna vs. 011 (Unsongify This)
2:05 My Life Started That Day We Found You (Flashbacks to Pain)
2:28 Friends Don't Lie
3:26 Friends Always Put The Accent on the Yo (Never the Ho [Except Christmas])
#Songify #SongifyThis
🚨🚨🚨 There is now a metal version of this song! youtube.com/watch?v=JYWII67-_EE
(in honor of Eddie....waking up)
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0:00 CHRISSY, WAKE UP
1:04 Act I: These Cynical Eyes
1:36 - Act II: Villainy & Confusion
2:39 - Deleted Songs & Credits Song
#SongifyThis #Songify
In Space With Markiplier is out now! youtube.com/watch?v=j64oZLF443g
Thanks to all the players in the Schmo Orchestra-
Cello - Alexandra Jones and Martin Kutnar
Violin - Maria Im and Petar Ruk
Trombone - Christopher Bill
Trumpet - Tadej Vujanić
Guitar - Alexander Foote
Flute and Clarinet - Justin Keller
Other things - G. Bros and Aaron Beamont
Sorry there was no actual ocarina, it was flute
Takeo Ischi as himself - youtube.com/RubinRecordsTV
@markiplier as Yaro - youtube.com/markiplier
Natalie Tran of @communitychannel as Heidi the Cow - youtube.com/communitychannel
Animated by Secret Sauce Studio - http://secretsauce.studio/
Written, Directed, & Edited by The Gregory Brothers
Song Written & Composed by The Gregory Brothers
Produced with Aaron Beaumont
Mastered by Dan Millice
On Spotify or wherever you listen to music! youtube.com/watch?v=ySxyPMZkrwU
G Bros / Schmo merch - store.dftba.com/collections/the-gregory-brothers
Animation Director
LD Walker
Lead Animator
Nas Pasha
Animators
Michael Burnard
Richard Go
Kenji Iwata
Kam Kalambay
Alexandra Krechman
Saiya Lin
Delondhyl Mcinturff
Nour Masalkhi
Andi Nguyen
James Nguyen
Ryan Plaisance
Bryan Salter
FX Animation
Alem Pilav
LD Walker
Background Artists
Kyle Ostens
Dale Watson
Storyboard
Nas Pasha
LD Walker
Colorscript
Mike Chung
LD Walker
Cleanup & Color
David Kuettel
Jay Li
Saiya Lin
Lissi Leuterio
Jena Denney
Composite
LD Walker
Japanese translation - Hickory G.K
Vietnam translation - Camtu Nguyen with Hickory G.K
Mandarin translation - Su Qiuyun and Yang Xiaotong with Hickory G.K
Musicians
Various Instruments - The Gregory Brothers
Additional Vocals - The Gregory Brothers
Various instruments - Aaron Beaumont
Violin - Maria Im
Cello - Alexandra Jones
Additional Bgawks - various Gregory Brothers
LYRICS:
Never underestimate a cooooooooow
[echoes] Never underestimate a coooooooow
[sounds of swelling nature reverberate across the land]
Never underestimate a cooooow
That’s the mistake that ends your journey nooooow
When you underestimated my coooooow
That was the moment I’d take you doooooown
You think that cows are lazy
Sitting, munching grass (sitting, munching grahhhhh)
But if you cross them, they’ll snap and beat your
Ah - ah - ah - ah - ah - ah - ah - ass!
Moooooooove out the wayyyyyyy
Moooooooove or you’ll payyyyyy
Yoooooouuuu can be spared if you repent
But her ass-whoopings are never 2 percent
[violins ascending toward heaven]
You hacked the surveillance cameras
But made a simple blunder
You didn’t prepare for a faceoff
With a massive, milky udder
You dodged the Louvre’s lasers
And rappelled from the roof (down from the rooooof)
But you can’t defeat my hairy friend
With 4 stomachs and 4 hoooooofs!
Moooooooove out the wayyyyyyy
Mooooooooove or you’ll payyyyyy
Yoooooouuuu can leave this path for another
Or she’ll churn your ass up like butter!
[Yodel of peace, justice, and ruthlessness]
Or she’ll churn your ass up like butter!
#ChickenAttack #TakeoCinematicUniverse #SchmoCinematicUniverse
We made this with the one and only @MorkMemes - youtube.com/MorkMellow
New podcast: headgum.com/punch-up-the-jamrtvf
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song produced with Aaron Beaumont - aaronbeaumont.com
memes, as aforementioned, by @MorkMemes!
0:00 Bully Maguire, Something Of An Icon
0:12 I'M BACK
0:51 Bully Maguire Hates Drone Strikes
1:23 I'M BACK 2: Now Dig On This
1:57 Bully Maguire Bullies Doc Ock
2:29 Scream Of Melodic Anguish
2:33 I'M BACK 3: Even More Back
3:09 My Back
3:17 Schmoyoho Wishes You A Great Day And A Great Life
#Songify #BullyMaguire #Schmoyoho #SpiderManNoWayHome
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Original video! youtube.com/watch?v=fMypY3zQlrs
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holiday album - thegregorybrothers.bandcamp.com/album/sleigh-ride-fireside
Production with Aaron Beaumont: aaronbeaumont.com
#Songify #SongifyThis
order the album 'Sketched Twice' here - andrewrosegregory.bandcamp.com
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LYRICS:
It's spooky time
My favorite time
When we can act a fool without a reason why
Spending my whole paycheck at the Spirit Halloween, [you have?]
Dressing as a Fortnite default only half-ironically!
Spooky time [*spooky time*],
A magic time [*a magic time*]
When 12-foot skeletons light up our yards at night
Wearing my MineCraft armor without need to clarify
So divine
It's spooky time
October is a darn tootin good time Jack,
Except when that 1 neighbor totally refuses to hand out Milky Ways because they think it's some kind of devil night
That's cringey
I'm not asking anybody, to abandon their principles
But I do think it's cringe—come on, man!
(key change)
It's spooky time
My favorite time
When humans go to war with all of pumpkinkind!
Posting cosplay tiktoks, even though I'm pushing 80
Put on my purple suit and say, "I'm the Jokah baby!"
Spooky time [spooky time],
A ghastly time [*a ghastly time*]
Don't kill my vibe with your low effort football guy!
I hereby order handing out granola is a crime!
So sublime
It's time
It's spooky time!
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Lyrics:
OH SCHNO
I can’t watch things based on true events
‘Cause I’ll be trapped on wikipedia (oooh)
Eight hours readin about Fred Hampton
I’ve been trapped on wikipedia (oooh)
Don’t set me freeeee,
I need to know all about The Great Stink
Ohhh, why would i ever go to sleep
When I can become a scholar of the Manx Loaghtan sheep?
I can’t watch things that are fictional,
‘Cause I’ll get trapped on wookiepedia (oohhh)
6 hours learnin about Coleman Trebor,
Yeah, I’ve been trapped on wookieepedia (ohhh)
I don’t care if you disapprove
I’ll be an expert on Yarael Poof
Ohhh, What would I stop to eat dinner for
When I’m studying the Purge of Mandalore??
You might think that
readin all these facts
Have made me the smartest man on the planet
But in a couple days, I’ll forget anyway
And be back on wikipedia, damn it
I can’t walk around and look at things at all
‘Cause I’ll be trapped on wikipedia (ooohh)
10 hours later and I’m on Charles de Gaulle
I’ve been trapped on wikipedia (oooh)
Just let me beeeeee,
I’m sightseeing in Tuscany
Ohhh, I’ll never (go to) sleep
‘Til I can tell a dugong from a manatee
I cannot function in the world today
Because I’m trapped on wikipedia
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When the vulnerable are in danger, Takeo will always fight back. Whether he has to do it with a
Chicken Attack
Pig Attack
Ox Attack
Cow Attack
Rat Attack
or Lemur Attack
No villain shall go unchallenged
#TakeoCinematicUniverse #ChickenAttack
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Joe Biden, hoping to unify the nation, sings the first verse / hook of Chug Jug With You. Only time will tell whether the tactic worked.
Lyrics:
We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we bout to get down (GET DOWN)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out tomato town
My friends just go down
I revived him now we’re headed southbound
Now we’re in the Pleasant Park streets
GIVE ME A BREAK, THAT'S MALARKEY
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire but not Loot Lake
I'd really love to, chug jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers
#Songify #SongifyThis
Song streaming everywhere here: soulspazm.ffm.to/e6xngvd
This track and all others on schmotreon: patreon.com/gregorybrothers
Have a cozy holiday, and make sure to stop by our livestream/singalong:
youtube.com/watch?v=qd_bsRSo4NU
SOME SOURCES (gathering more):
Surreal Entertainment’s Are Ya Winning: youtube.com/watch?v=H1KlBDXaNSY
Grandayy’s It’s All Cake: youtube.com/watch?v=iXOpxC5kt7Q
Biden / Trump dance at debate from yilmaz.exe: youtube.com/channel/UCpzIqOHLgAZkxZETSzG2EQw
Pogchamp origin at Gothmei: youtube.com/channel/UCJStL_KHkHGudPhVpEaTjTg
Cyranek’s Wide Doge: youtube.com/watch?v=h71zjK_Qw2Q
WHOOO from penguinz0: http://youtube.com/watch?v=SsW4npZ0bDk#t=3m54s
Surreal Entertainment’s Surfing Zuckerberg: youtube.com/watch?v=u8OvD4JhrUQ&vl=en
Coffin Dance from DigiNeko: youtube.com/watch?v=j9V78UbdzWI
2 pretty best friends from Jordan Scott: tiktok.com/@jayrscottyy?lang=en
Yankee with no brim from kruster: youtube.com/watch?v=LcbK__SeXy0
minecraft bernie from Grandayy: youtube.com/watch?v=ibLm9PZke0w
Produced with Aaron Beaumont: http://www.aaronbeaumont.com
LYRICS:
I ain’t ever seen, I ain’t ever seen 2 pretty best friends
I am asking for
Financial support
Once again
IT’S MR MVP, SIMP
Whoa, whoa, YANKEE WITH NO BRIM
*emergency meeting synth*
I DEMAND A VACCINE
WHOOOO
FOR COVID-19
WHOOOO
Piao piaoooo
WHOOO, yeahhh, that’s what it’s all about, bout, bout
[high-pitched noises]
GROW SOME BALLS
Every single one of you obeying the devil’s laws
We will do a citizen’s arrest on every human being
I choose to yell and you cannot STOP ME
Please send the cops
He doesn’t live here, he has no bike
Call the police
I’ll beat that mask off your face, come outside
BACK OFF, BACK OFF
This is outrageous criminal activity
THREATEN ME AGAIN
We live in a free country
Imagine there’s no little pogchamp / wet-ass p-word
It isn’t hard to dooooo / i like the view / you’re my best view [nyee?]
Nothing to kill or simp for (ohhhh)
And no ice age baby, toooo
LET ME GO AROUND THIS HAT
Aww, you’re my pog champ
Coochie man, coochie man, COOCHIE MAN [harmonies stacking]
CHORUS
NOW I’M NERVOUS BECAUSE I’M SUS (looks sus)
Fair enough, i’m a little lost but fair enough
Just full of the exaggerated swagger of DA VINKY??
NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED TO THE KENNEDYS
Have you ever seen me without this hat? [i’m a weirdo] That’s weird
DAME DA NE ……… Awww, come here
I love a woman that slay one day and look homeless the next
Don’t you EVER date a t-rex
CHORUS, JOY, EUPHORIA, RELIEF
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0:00 Chapter 1: YAHH, IT'S REWIND TIME
0:35 Into the Karen-verse
1:07 Imagine There's No Cochie Man
1:31 Chorus 2: Memes Intensify
2:00 Bridge: Exaggerated Swagger of Da Vinky
2:29 Election 2020 In Meme Form
2:38 Chorus 3: Meme Intensification Intensifies
3:08 The Part Where You Cry (Unus Annus)
3:20 Sponsor + General Silliness and Pictures of Our Dad
#Songify #YouTubeSchmowind #SongifyThis
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song produced with Michael Onufrak - http://soundcloud.com/onufrakm
Send us more memes of people inhaling copium or other election related outbursts, and maybe they shall make it in to YouTube Rewind 2020, But Memes. Some of the accidental singing stars featured here are Kenneth Copeland from the Land of Cope, Paula White-Cain (Trump's spiritual adviser / official church lady), Brad, Michelle Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, Tucker Carlson, Jon Voight, and Sean Hannity, who has still not been called.
0:00 Hey Hey, Ha Ha, Ho Ho
0:49 HA HA, WE WIN
1:16 Four Seasons Total Landscaping
1:35 Our Copetagonists Join in Harmony
2:03 Fox News Meltdowns
2:18 The Return of Michele Bachmann
2:30 All Shrieking Together In Harmony
3:10 Throwdown In November
#SongifyThis #Copium #Songify
All the Songify the Debates - youtube.com/watch?v=zRXBrdxkFTQ&list=PL8JttaK4Km_ETxip-ZBK6RSgsca0pmLwB
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More JGL - twitter.com/hitRECordJoe
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Thanks to the NYT for spreading the message of Doug far and wide - nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000007412488/joseph-gordon-levitt-debate-trump-biden.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage
produced with Aaron Beaumont - aaronbeaumont.com
assistant songification - Alexander Tso - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk4X...
assistant songification - Kevin Stabinski - instagram.com/kstabinski
assistant to Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Jane Simon
DIT - Cameron Langdon
#SongifyThis #Songify
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assistant songification - Alexander Tso - youtube.com/channel/UCk4XO5Z1mlOXiJaGoORIjNQ
#SongifyThis #Songify
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assistant songification - Alexander Tso - youtube.com/channel/UCk4XO5Z1mlOXiJaGoORIjNQ
assistant songification - Kevin Stabinski - instagram.com/kstabinski
#SongifyThis #Songify
Behind the scenes for this video: youtube.com/watch?v=uqimUOrDQWg
More Songify 2020 - youtube.com/playlist?list=PL08FD35E184A24E7F
We published this in the NYT, too––it's like YouTube but with longer comments: nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000007370133/presidential-debate-weird-al.html?action=click&module=Opinion&pgtype=Homepage
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produced with Aaron Beaumont - aaronbeaumont.com
assistant songification - Alexander Tso - youtube.com/channel/UCk4XO5Z1mlOXiJaGoORIjNQ
assistant songification - Kevin Stabinski - instagram.com/kstabinski
west coast shoot: Atul Singh (producer)
Jon Na (DP)
Noah Clark (Sound)
thanks to the ERB production team for making this shoot magical
🙏
#SongifyThis #Songify
Responding to last week's Corn Pop anthem, Trump & a chorus of assistants make the case for Trump at the RNC. Stay tuned for our overnight Songify the Debates starting next month 💖
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Produced with Aaron Beaumont- aaronbeaumont.com
Assists from Kevin Stabinski & Alexander Tso
The race for 2020 heats up as Donald Trump answers Joe Biden's passionate melodies. Will his families harmonies overpower the Corn Gang? Or will they creep people out?? Only time will tell.
#SongifyThis #Songify
Lyrics:
Ladies and gentlemen––leaders and fighters for freedom and liberty
determine your destiny
don't let them destroy your family
they want to destroy the country
and the American Dream
My father is strong
my father is the best
my father has faith
my father gets respect
my father is cool
my father says what he thinks
my father is wonderful
my father does tweets
fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr,
fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr,
FATHER, I miss you every single day
my father is great
my father-in-law will keep us safe
FATHER, I love you in a special way
my father made me belive
my father-in-law helped me
we have been hit by the pandemic
we have pioneered the fatality rate
I kept my promise
America's great
the best is yet to come
(the best is yet to come)
I'm afraid of cancel culture
COME, COME
they're ripping down our Confederate statues
COME, COME
I will save the statues, I will save the suburbs
the best is yet to come
don't let them kill future generations
don't let them step on you, brainwash you
don't let them support cancel culture
they want to enslave you, too
my father is W I D E
my father is brave
my father is caring
my father has emotion on his face
my father is relentless
my father-in-law is down to earth
my father is elite
my father likes church
(I'd like to speak directly to my father)
fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr,
fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr,
*father chorus*
*fatality pioneer chorus*
*the best is yet to come coda*
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Steven Ruggiero- instagram.com/stevenrugg_
Produced with Aaron Beaumont- aaronbeaumont.com
Deepfake FX by OneDuality- youtube.com/watch?v=_6bSja8rxCE
Thanks to our discord patrons & superfans for singing the chorus and bringing world peace to all 💖
LYRICS:
If you entrust me with the presidency
I will draw on the best of us
Like Corn Pop
He chose a path of hope and light
He was generous and humble
To all of us
Not just a few at the top
This is our moment to make hope and history rhyme
With passion and purpose, let us begin, you and I
Together (x5)
Let's do it for Corn Pop
Let's do it for him
He'd tell us we can't stop
He'd tell us to win
Let's do it for Corn Pop
It's what he would want
He'd tell us to rise
Like the morning sun
We'll say:
CORN POP, WE CAN'T STOP (time and time again)
CORN POP, WE WON'T STOP (we'll never give up, my friend)
CORN POP, WE CAN FIND THAT SWEET SPOT (time and time again)
CORN POP, WE WON'T STOP
I am once again asking for your vote for Joe
He will stand up and fight for you, this I know
The price of failure is just too great
We must come together – the future is at stake
Millions of jobs: gone, Trump's a reality show
Joe and Kamala, actually care
They'll get this pandemic under control
I know a predator when I see one
So make no mistake, Trump will be done
Our children will look in our eye
And say "where were you when the stakes were so high?"
Americans have never ever let this country down
We get back up together, back up together now
Someway, somehow
Chorus
A cappella chorus, followed by a powerful chorus of funk, disco, and rock'n'roll
#SongifyThis #Songify2020
And Antoine returns for a 2020 message, unhide your family & register to vote: vote.org
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Antoine Dodson socials: instagram.com/antoine.dodson
twitter.com/antoinedodson24
youtube.com/channel/UCE-RZy7awTwDY2x0LG4fIHg
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mixed with Aaron Beaumont - aaronbeaumont.com
mastered by Dan Millice - danmillicemastering.com/mastering
LYRICS:
he's climbin in your windows
he's snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y'all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife
and hide your husband
cuz they're rapin errbody out here
you don't have to come and confess
we're lookin for you
we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy
we got your t-shirt
you done left fingerprints and all
you are so dumb
you are really dumb--for real
you are really, really, really, really so dumb
i was attacked by some idiot in the projects
so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so
chorus
bout 5'9", 5'10"
coffee complexion, low cut like a caesar
with some little waves in his head
clean cut, very smooth face
seein my sister when i walked in
he had his hands around her neck
first thing was to pull him off of her
and that's what i did
chorus
well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park
are you serious, my boy?
i got your t-shirt
i got your scent
i know what shoe size you wear, my boy
so you can run and hide
but we're gonna find you, find you
chorus x2 (with ballet dancers, orchestra, choir, etc.)
CHORDS:
chorus-
gm cm dm 4x
bridge-
Eb dm cm gm
Eb dm cm F dm F
#Songify #SongifyThis
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Produced with Aaron Beaumont- aaronbeaumont.com
Assistant songification - Alexander Tso
Assistant songification - Kevin Stabinski
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#Songify #SongifyThis
Trump vs. Biden (vs. Ramp) playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8JttaK4Km_HbIML_1d_jZBBYzzF_dyFX
President Trump wows his rally crowd in Tulsa, Oklahoma with a one-of-a-kind story––the story of a man and a ramp, and what happened when they came together.
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Produced with Aaron Beaumont- aaronbeaumont.com
Assistant Edit - Kevin Stabinski
#Songify #SongifyThis
We asked for your favorite lost meme––YOU ANSWERED 🙏 “WE WANT HAVE A DREAM KID” ... now we present to you this extended version while swinging our hips from side to side in an disco trance beyond control. TELL US WHAT TO SONGIFY NEXT so that we can all have a GREAT DAY and a GREAT LIFE
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Written / produced with Aaron Beaumont: http://www.aaronbeaumont.com
Also inspired by some Bach inventions because who doesn’t love when the high melody goes diddly dee and then the low melody goes doodly doo and then they just keep going?
Original video: youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4
(from Gooodnight Moon and Other Sleepytime Tales)
Dance videos:
Soul Train: youtube.com/watch?v=lODBVM802H8
youtube.com/watch?v=l2Y4aeNIoAE
youtube.com/watch?v=qke6AFnk7C0
youtube.com/watch?v=AD4GQ-NGgNs
cool kid in the club: youtube.com/watch?v=3eRBFkxgG7g
classic 70s TV: youtube.com/watch?v=YiTn4Vv7Qmk
#Songify #SongifyThis #Schmoyoho
Thanks to Raid for helping make these lost memes come true! Have we ever had a dream to join some of the most powerful memes, both ancient and recent into one song? Join the forces of Bill O’Reilly, Phil Swift, Child With Dream, and various local news and youtube personalities into one glorious meme choir? The answer, of course, is a resounding yes.
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Meme sources
Flex Tape: youtube.com/watch?v=0xzN6FM5x_E
We’ll Do It Live: youtube.com/watch?v=Qy-Y3HJNU_s
Have You Ever Had A Dream: youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4
Raid: Shadow Legends (various): clcr.me/9x274S
Local News (WTOL): youtube.com/watch?v=gTqTRLiCjFY
Produced with Aaron Beaumont: aaronbeaumont.com
Lyrics:
flex tape is super strong
and once it's on
it holds on tight
it holds just right
flex tape
is no ordinary tape
just cut peel,
stick and seal
it works on any shape
Now THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
how about a little more
THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
on a bucket, on windows and doors
THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE
I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF
super big damage
flex tape can SEAL and PATCH
the DAMAGE
that's tomorrow and that is it for us today
okay, i don't know what that is, never seen that, [producer: okay, okay]
that's tomorrow, and that is utt...take it away.. [okay] that's tomorrow and we will leave you with a..... I can’t do it,
WE'LL DO IT LIVE
WE'LL DO IT LIVE
we'll leave you with Sting,
BLOOP, i don't know what that means!
WE'LL DO IT LIVE
WE'LL DO IT LIVE
I can't read it, to end the show?
[yeah] thing SUCKS, alright, go
I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE, LIVE, LIVE, LIVE
Have you ever had a dream that / that
you, um, you had
you t-- you would
you c-- you do
you wi-- you want
, you, you could do some, you
[breathe]
, you'll do, you could you, you want, you want
him to do you so much you could
do anything
do anything
ever had a dream you could do anything, do anything
Raid: Shadow Legends (x4)
It’s free
A fantasy RPG
On iOS, Android and PC
Raid: Shadow Legends (2)
Thank God for Raid: Shadow Legends
It’s a fun game
Battle arena or campaign
Try this out, do not wait
We’ll do it live / That’s a lotta damage
We’ll do it live / how about a little more?
We’ll leave you with Sting, [BLOOP]
Ever had a dream?
We’ll do it live / That’s a lotta damage
We’ll do it live / Raid: Shadow Legends
I can’t read it––to end the show?
I created a rubber boat
I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE, LIVE, LIVE, LIVE
Good morning, time to slay all day
it is testing week
YEET
Stay woke, gooooals, be on fleek
Say bye Felicia, bye Felicia, to that testing stress
YEAHHH, a hundo P chance of success
okurrr
okurrr
gonna be lit
turnt
Okurrrr
okurrrrr
you've got this, kids
We’ll do it live / That’s a lotta damage
We’ll do it live / how about a little more?
We’ll leave you with Sting, YEET
Ever had a dream?
We’ll do it live / That’s a lotta damage
We’ll do it live / Raid: Shadow Legends
I can’t read it––to end the show?
Gonna be v. lit, goooooals
I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE, LIVE, LIVE, LIVE
#Songify #SongifyThis
Track & stems! - patreon.com/gregorybrothers
Meme usage and inspiration:
Kadz (various lego city)- youtube.com/watch?v=QC3aey2pu3A&list=PL7qjIFJDIlAwPvdz_XYPEAzxtwIY2qNGo
(and triangle man)
Surreal Entertainment (pickel rick)- youtube.com/watch?v=AysH1YRYzGY
Grandayy (bernie mining)- youtube.com/watch?v=ibLm9PZke0w
Cyranek (various dancing triangle - youtube.com/watch?v=ddki2MMhCFk)
Bernie playing uno: instagram.com/hask.money
Deepfake magic from OneDuality: youtube.com/user/oneduality
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Thanks to Morgan King for the amazing animation! Check out his short film: youtube.com/watch?v=vxR-oKkwJLI
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Track Play Buttons:
0:01 Scrubbin It Right
2:46 Andrew’s Downtime
5:13 What does this mean?
7:19 She Who Watches The Sink
10:53 We’re Back
13:46 Let’s Staycation
17:37 The World Is Washing
20:26 Uh Oh (instrumental)
22:25 Pricey Soap
25:47 Oh My, Oh My
29:44 I’m A Quarantiner
Everyone stay hygenic / safe if you're in an affected area! More info here:
https://who.int
cdc.gov
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Source Videos: Williamson Virus Meditation youtube.com/watch?v=VPACQatSP-8
Trump Primetime Address: youtube.com/watch?v=3lTrpsxvSwc
LYRICS:
The Coronavirus--go back to the nothingness
Now we see in the middle of our mind a little ball of golden light
And we watch this light grow
Until now it covers the inner vision of our mind
And we pray that it goes
To all of the muscles, all of the bones
Down into your penis
Down into the toes
Now into the thighs
Through your elbows
Your vagina, your buttocks
Heal the torso
The Coronavirus (go wash your hands)
The Coronavirus (go wash your penis)
The Coronavirus (go wash your hands)
The Coronavirus
Gee, there's a bug, there's a flu, there's a virus, they didn't know what it was
And I said uh-oh, uh-oh, that doesn't sound gööd
If they would've said what are 10 bad things that could happen that wouldn't've been on the list
And I said uh-oh, uh-oh, that doesn't sound gööd
Chorus with uh-ohs
This is their new hoax
The Coronavirus hoax
Coronavirus: we declared a public health mergency
Wash your hands, stay home
Cover your face if you sneeze, bro
Smart action today will
Prevent spread of the virus tomorrow
Chorus
I don't take responsibility
I am officially declaring a national emergency (2 very big words)
#Songify
Vice President Biden knows that to catch up he must talk about his strengths. So he aims to fight Sanders, Warren, and the rest of the Democratic contenders with cold, hard, facts about his sun-bleached, hairy legs, setting the tone for the tough battle ahead on the road to Election 2020. Is this the only Joe Biden vs. Bernie Sanders showdown, or shall their be another in April??
Original hairy legs / Corn Pop video! - youtube.com/watch?v=oihV9yrZRHg
*Disclaimer––"Hairy legs" was not discussed at the debate, please explain when showing to anyone above the age of 65*
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Deepfake production- OneDuality: youtube.com/user/oneduality
Extreme bassline- Andrew Pertes: apertesmusic.com
#Songify #SongifyThis
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Original interview - youtube.com/watch?v=X7ymriMhoj0
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produced with Michael Onufrak - http://soundcloud.com/onufrakm
additional production by Aaron Beaumont - aaronbeamont.com
mastered by Dan Millice - danmillice.com
LYRICS:
you’re gonna battle, you’re gonna fight
win or lose, you’re gonna be alright
regardless of the scoreboard
you can do anything you work for
do it for us
do it for one another
do it for yourself
and do it for each other
regardless of the scoreboard
regardless of the scoreboard, scoreboard
----------
i'm not gonna lie, they had us in the first half
we started slow but we’re always gonna finish fast
it’s gonna be hard, it’s gonna be tough
if you fall down, just get up
and no matter what you’re going through
your friends are there to help you
with all the hard work you put in
you might come out with this win
chorus x2
CHORDS:
A Bm F# m D
(repeat forever)
After an intense face-off, Apollos Hester tells TWC News how he won - and also the meaning of life. They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.
#Scoreboard #ApollosHester #Songify
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Directed by the Gregory Brothers
Andrew, Evan, and Michael Gregory
Starring Takeo Ischi...as himself
Featuring
Aki Yasuda as Kingpin
Carola Cajiao @cajiao.v as Rat Ninja
Greg Washburn as Chicken Accountant
(from The Kloons - youtube.com/user/thekloons)
Michael Gregory as Yodeling Intern
Zachary Leo @ninjadude73 & Lee-Sean Huang @leesean as guards (and aspiring stand-up comic)
Toula the Rat, provided by Kathy Sperduto
Producer: Amelia Burger
Dir. Photography: Steven DiCasa
Asst. Camera: Cody Buesing
Sound Mixer: Patrick Southern
Add’l scoring & music mixing: Aaron Beaumont
Cello: Alexandra Jones
Fictional newspapers and poster design: Morgan King
Editor: Rob Nassau
VFX: Neal Jonas
Color: Ilia Gumerov
On-set translation: Liz Yasuda, Andreas Wöber
Add’l translation: Hikaru Kitabayashi, Jesse Gillespie
No animals were harmed during filming, even when they BARST into human ninjas or danced vigorously to the music like some sort of cockatoo! All animals were trained, courteous professionals, and brought professional human handlers to watch them.
LYRICS:
[angelic, beckoning hum]
[rat hum, equally angelic despite species difference]
[human hum]
[rat hum approaching nearer]
When you're far away from home
Just hum this melody
You'll know you're not alone
You'll see!
A tiny hairy friend
Will help you on your way
They've come to save us
Noble, magic rats
The smallest are the bravest
They always have your back
It's whoop-ass time
Get in line
It's whoop-ass time
[ancient yodel of justice and comeuppance]
It's whoop-ass time
When you think you're by yourself
Just know they're all around
Always there to help
When you're down
And even when you sleep
They watch over you
From within 20 feet
It's true
They've come to save us
Noble, magic rats
The smallest are the bravest
They always have your back
It's whoop-ass time
Get in line
It's whoop-ass time
[ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom]
It's whoop-ass time
Some people don't like rats
Because they hang out in trash
But they're helping you with your pizza crust
So you should fucking relax
It's whoop-ass time
Get in line
It's whoop-ass time
[ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom]
It's whoop-ass time
#TakeoCinematicUniverse #ChickenAttack #SchmoCinematicUniverse
0:00 Aki's Revenge
1:32 Takeo Summons A Tiny, Hairy Friend
3:59 Whoop-Ass Time
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Directed by the Gregory Brothers
Andrew, Evan, and Michael Gregory
Starring Takeo Ischi...as himself
Featuring
Aki Yasuda as Kingpin
Garrett Volpe and Chris Stanley as Henchmen
Chris Mauceri as Chicken Ninja
Dev Sim as Pig Ninja
Evan Gregory as Pitiful Hostage
Michael Gregory as Aspiring Yodeler
Chicken and Wilma provided by Aly’s Ponys
Filmed at the Harlem Valley Homestead in Wingdale, NY
Producer: Amelia Burger
Dir. Photography: Steven DiCasa
Asst. Camera: Cody Buesing
Production Assistant: Cheryl Tsushima
Sound Mixer: Joe Cantor
Add’l scoring & music mixing: Aaron Beaumont
Cello: Alexandra Jones
Editor: Rob Nassau
VFX: Neal Jonas
Color: Ilia Gumerov
Poster: Morgan King
On-set translation: Liz Yasuda, Andreas Wöber
Add’l translation: Hikaru Kitabayashi, Jesse Gillespie
No animals were harmed during filming, even when they BARST into human ninjas! All animals were trained, courteous professionals, and brought professional human handlers to watch them.
LYRICS:
[angelic but harrowing yodel]
Now begins the fight of a lifetime
We can end it all and end it right
Two warriors challenge you
They came ready to fight
Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
They're not here to play
Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
You're on their plate today
Six legs! two wings!
And one ass-whooping
Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(Swine with a cock)
They can never be stopped
There is no escape from justice
Nowhere to hide from your fate
You may want forgiveness
I'd say yes but for them it's too late
Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
They're not here to play
Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs
You're on their plate today
Six legs! two wings!
And one ass-whooping!
Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(wine with a cock)
They can never be stopped
They look so cute and cuddly
You might expect a kiss
But if you're on their bad side
You'll only get their iron fists
Cock on a swine
(Cock on a swine)
Friends for all time
(For all time)
Swine with a cock
(Swine with a cock)
They can never be stopped
#TakeoCinematicUniverse #ChickenAttack #SchmoCinematicUniverse
this track on spotify: http://open.spotify.com/album/7sCf3Z7FFUTlfQZruMABJw
Sources:
hide your kids (bed intruder): youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
various 2018 memes: youtube.com/watch?v=AhD6qHCADUQ
muffin song: youtube.com/watch?v=LACbVhgtx9I
1999: youtube.com/watch?v=NbqtAuT4zbk
pokemon pastor: youtube.com/watch?v=oits7sq4nX0
backin up: youtube.com/watch?v=zjYSERaXEGI
space force: youtube.com/watch?v=_AUXpnB065o
gimme the zucc: youtube.com/watch?v=YeemJlrNx2Q
winning: youtube.com/watch?v=9QS0q3mGPGg
scoreboard: youtube.com/watch?v=3CClOsC26Lw
double rainbow: youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA
all the way: youtube.com/watch?v=BJPc49z57bU
just do it (shia labeouf): youtube.com/watch?v=UhRXn2NRiWI
zach anner song: youtube.com/watch?v=CrycLMsoYjU
building is on fire (not today): youtube.com/watch?v=XpSOWfFtKJE
dayum, dayum, dayum: youtube.com/watch?v=DcJFdCmN98s
obama creeper: youtube.com/watch?v=T_TsTvC67SA
i hate sand: youtube.com/watch?v=_60Jfwsylb8
naked men (joe biden): youtube.com/watch?v=HKgQKW3yhWI
turtle fence: youtube.com/watch?v=qizNQKzatXA
i love cats: youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4
don't mess with my wife / hamburger prices (ted cruz): youtube.com/watch?v=4oAOAZLhL5k
cash money money cash: youtube.com/watch?v=whFBCIzwxp8
schmoyoho, accent on the yo: youtube.com/watch?v=rH7eX8c_bC8
unbreakable theme song: youtube.com/watch?v=WYNbp0u8WjA
chicken attack (go, chicken go): youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI
stall door crack: youtube.com/watch?v=WlP9aJnzyZw
why, why, manti? youtube.com/watch?v=W5ffHd7O3yQ
drunk frat boy for one night: youtube.com/watch?v=6muqVXTuZLU
vape naysh: youtube.com/watch?v=Dkm8Hteeh6M
h3h3 song: youtube.com/watch?v=2s4xAf0hSCQ
DJ, play my song: youtube.com/watch?v=XUvhAPs38RA
I Don't Wanna Be Free: youtube.com/watch?v=exDNHmNmrP4
Herp de Derp: youtube.com/watch?v=-pr-xzajQo0
Bourbon Whiskey: youtube.com/watch?v=t_4bCpuELMw
Milk Thug (tried to milk myself): youtube.com/watch?v=kpIomeLEYFc
The machiiiines: youtube.com/watch?v=t_4bCpuELMw
Yeast of Thoughts and Mind, bitconnect, I love memes: youtube.com/watch?v=AhD6qHCADUQ
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#Songify
More history songifications on our channel: youtube.com/schmoyoho
#SongifyHistory
Thanks to Roy for the assist on some verses! youtube.com/royishgoodlooks
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Audio assist: Aaron Beaumont
http://www.aaronbeaumont.com
#Songify #NeverForgetDak
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All 5 volumes of YouTube SchmoWind for your nostalgia trips: youtube.com/watch?v=geic-ci56xg&list=PL8JttaK4Km_HHr2QpPdtSba5qd7b4STrX&index=2
extra special thanks to the following for creating/covering vital memes that played a huge part in this SchmoWind:
youtube.com/CaptainSparklez
(revenge / creeper, aw man)
youtube.com/PewDiePie
(various meme reviews)
youtube.com/Grandayy
(various memes)
youtube.com/surrealentertainment
(area 51 aliens, duolingo owl, JK Rowling + James Charles dance, creeper music video)
and Mr. Beast's Team Trees (GO DONATE) that created a bajillion voices in harmony singing TREES
youtube.com/MrBeast6000
some more sources/youtubers (if this is incomplete, let us know)
Belle Delphine (gamer bathwater): youtube.com/channel/UCXvKUavCtDOlA8bT1i2tI3w
negaoryx (red dead reaction [moose reaction]): youtube.com/channel/UCmyPx-c5d2L28YpOmfp2-Wg
Naruto Run (Elixir): youtube.com/watch?v=m7iepjHR6Bw
Mr. Beast (team trees): youtube.com/watch?v=HPJKxAhLw5I
Mark Rober (team trees): youtube.com/watch?v=U7nJBFjKqAY
Cat vigorously meowing (Thurston Waffles): youtube.com/ThurstonWaffles
Revenge (Creeper, Aw Man): youtube.com/watch?v=cPJUBQd-PNM
Obama sings Creeper: youtube.com/watch?v=T_TsTvC67SA
Kids Bop Karen original: youtube.com/watch?v=FyeOL8yGx3Y
Imonte ("oh shit, a spi"): instagram.com/lightskinmonte
Jacksepticeye (team trees): youtube.com/watch?v=qfemCDzT6uY
Markiplier Goose Game: youtube.com/watch?v=i7QkGRl517E
Oh Yeah Yeah (MaximilianMus): youtube.com/MaximilianMus
Smarter Every Day (team trees): youtube.com/watch?v=7bsuXsxX950
James Charles' No More Lies: youtube.com/watch?v=uFvtCUzfyL4
Peter Sripol (team trees): youtube.com/watch?v=WcnVW1W705k
LaurenzSide (team trees): youtube.com/watch?v=ZhX_Y7BcqZk
Paul Rudd (Hot Ones): youtube.com/watch?v=gWVHses2GCY
Idris Elba (Hot Ones): youtube.com/watch?v=tYRS0aXaBC8
Surreal Entertainment James Charles dance: youtube.com/watch?v=slRqsBA3i3I
Surreal Entertainment Area 51: youtube.com/watch?v=FUehDV4mGGM
Surreal Entertainment DuoLingo owl: youtube.com/watch?v=M0Ncawy2LJc
Surreal Entertainment Minecraft: youtube.com/watch?v=SdcGu3qW8QU
Soulja Boy (breakfast club): youtube.com/watch?v=Kp5A_1UAJog
Blue Shirt Kid: youtube.com/channel/UCz0fMTS2JfZNdVl_7tfSfiA
Dr. Phil becomes self aware: youtube.com/watch?v=cKaXnPwEQjk
Dr. Phil on meme review: youtube.com/watch?v=VorEFidI8WU
Keke Palmer (I don't know who this man is): youtube.com/watch?v=YBwAAAOa9Kk
Keanu Cyberpunk presentation: youtube.com/watch?v=iNIHfaGRv3s
Doctor meme by Grandayy: youtube.com/watch?v=z23VDaHcW8k
^ featuring DigitalMunchies: youtube.com/user/DigitalMunchies
and Voiceover Pete: youtube.com/user/PremIntel
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#YouTubeSchmowind #Songify #YouTubeRewind
Chetreo! youtube.com/chetreo
From the greatest show in the galaxy, Rick and Morty and Mr. Poopybutthole.
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Ooh-wee
#SongifyThis
Thanks to Tom Scott for the cameo! youtube.com/channel/UCBa659QWEk1AI4Tg--mrJ2A
Thanks to OneDuality for the deepfake magic! youtube.com/user/oneduality
with Cole McNamee as Obama - instagram.com/coleryder_
Produced with Aaron Beaumont - aaronbeaumont.com
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For many years, people were afraid to be spooky. There were even churches that invited kids to not be spooky on Halloween LEST THEY BE DOOMED. Luckily, with this historic and very not real speech, people were assured that it was okay to be scary and frightening and ghoulish. That we all know a skeleton or a zombie and it's okay to come out as who we are to be our best selves.
#Songify #SpookySeason
GET THE TRACK: http://open.spotify.com/album/34bJDPOjk11WIXddbuBNgJ
Original music video from CaptainSparklez (thanks for the cameo!) youtube.com/watch?v=cPJUBQd-PNM
Deepfake magic from OneDuality: youtube.com/oneduality
Our socials
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Featured Dancers
Jillian Roberts - http://instagram.com/jillyjillzzz
Cole Ryder - http://instagram.com/coleryder_
Creeper McGee
Creepins O’Beekins
(and Evan)
Production & Mixing - Aaron Beaumont
http://www.aaronbeaumont.com
Thanks so much to top patrons! -
Glennjamin
Gargill13
Darth Sigma
James Knight
Robert H. Gibbons Jr.
Brad Mills
Clayton Payne
Alex Yue
Jeff Neff
Bill Bondurant
(HAPPY BILL BONDURANT DAY)
Lyrics:
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Hopefully by remembering this address by President Barack Obama we can bring greater peace between the creepers and the steves.
#SongifyThis #Creeper #Songify
Thanks to Maestro Ziikos for teaming up w/ us! youtube.com/maestroziikos
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asst. edit - Amelia Burger - youtube.com/ameliaburger
As Brexit negotiations wear on, Boris' Johnson's best chance at success might be learning Justin Bieber's entire catalogue and singing it in Brussels with his best friend and mentor, Donald Trump.
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The best Spider-Man had one desire: Pizza Time 🍕 To take advantage of the Amazon Prime offer, go to audible.com/schmoyoho or text schmoyoho to 500 500 🎧🙏
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0:00 Relationships vs. Hunger, A Timeless Tale Of Human Suffering
0:13 Pizza Time
0:21 Bernoulli's First Pizza Time
0:38 Pizza Time 2: 2 Pizza 2 Furious
0:57 Chow Mein Time vs. Pizza Time
1:25 Pizza Time 3: The Cheesequel
1:43 A Brave Move Ordering Pizza
2:09 Pizza Time 4: Return Of The Pineapple
2:33 Sponsorship + Goofs + Spoofs
#SongifyThis #SongifyTheMovies #PizzaTime
Brock Baker @brockbaker as Robert De Niro
Joanna Hausmann @joannahausmann as Shakira
...and also with us @gregorybrothers
Evan Gregory @getsomeevan as Rick Astley, Steve Harwell, Jerry Seinfeld, Daddy Yankee
Andrew Gregory @arosegregory as Willie Nelson, Pope Francis
Sarah Gregory @followsarahg as Katy Perry, Dolly Parton, Cardi B, Oprah, Zimzam
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Lyrics
Barack
You know you can’t stop this
Sheriff named Barack, I get
All my posse caucused
Blaze up the oval office
Shout out Lil Nas
For having me on
I’ll leave you with 3 words:
Hope, change, and yeehaw
Can't nobody tell me nothing (not at all)
Can't tell me nothing
Willie
Well down here in Helotes
Me and all my homies
Stop our ropin and ridin
Right at four and twenty
Out here plantin trees
Big old leafy greens
Red headed stranger
Runs a redneck pharmacy
Katy
I kissed a cow and I liked it
Sorry I don’t know how to sing quiet
But I’m a cowgirl now
So I guess I’m frenching cows
Kobe beef is what I need
Got a bovine teenage dream
Smashmouth (Steve Harwell)
Somebody once told me
That old town road would roll me
You think that I’m a joke
But all these plays ain't funny money
Wipe the dust out my hair
And my flavor saver
Did Shrek 1 & 2
I don’t care about the haters
Dolly
When I was a little girl
Daddy plowed behind a horse
Twenty-five number ones
Now I own all of Pigeon Forge
Daddy Yankee
Hacemos como en Vieques
Montando al garete (viejo)
A cuero, sin asiento que el establo queda lejos (caballo)
y los gringos, siempre tan correctos
estoy a otro nivel, Mami, así que dime Daddy
Pope
100 gallon hat
Yeah the papal see got that
Diamonds on the holy grail
Buried underneath the Vatican
Jerry
You know i could go verses
On what’s the deal with horses
Reruns on reruns
‘fore you even cracking corn
Upper West Side I remain
Master of my own domain
Get along little dogies
Bee Movie bought me all these chains
De Niro
Got double holsters
For double Oscars
Italian label chaps
This cowboy’s the Godfather
Cardi B
Ain’t my first rodeo, grab money with a lasso
Chaps on my ass but my pussy on a pole
Old town road, ice on spurs
Bloody boots, happy trails okurrr
Astley
You’re calling me a troll
I’m out to steal your gold
Hiding in a mountain pass
Ambush with a rick roll
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around
Unless you’re an alien
ZIMZAM (the alien)
Landed back in forty six
Way out in the sticks
Did a stretch down in Nevada
Now my gun’s back on my hip
UFO out in the sand
Laser lasso in my hand
Roundin’ up a couple steer
So that I can probe their glands
Oprah
YOU GET A ROAD
YOU GET A ROAD
YOU GET A ROAD
EVERYBODY GETS A ROAD
Shakira
Can't nobody tell me nothin' (le lo lo le lo le)
No me diga nothing (waka waka)
My hips don’t lie about nothing (my hips my hips)
You can't tell my hips nothin'
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Guitar Shredding by Alex Foote:
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Songifications assists by Alexander Tso
youtube.com/user/SayItAintTso
Edit assists by Amelia Burger
youtube.com/ameliaburger
We're lucky that in a rare moment of harmony, these candidates sang 2020's first hook, There Can Only Be One, in which we were told that we must harness love instead of fear if we shall be able to earn enough materia to defeat Sephiroth. Let us know who had the best guitar solo and/or best dad. Was it Kamala Harris? Bernie Sanders? Elizabeth Warren? Morkin Piloschmeeg?? Joe Biden??? John Delaney??? Bervim Rochvin???? Andrew Yang?????? Ben de Birkenstock??????
Do you even know which of these are real and which are fake???????
Neither do we, we must lead a full investigation to get to the bottom of this.
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#SongifyTheMovies
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Original Baby Smith: youtube.com/watch?v=XDL3DlCQ1Fk
youtube.com/watch?v=RafHoHvb20Y
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#NBAfinals #SongifyThis
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--there may be some S7 & S8 spoilers in here, and coffee cups too--
Jon Snow, a beautiful man with a twisted tale. Even Ed Sheeran can't stop singing about him, and his abs. Finally Jon has the song he deserves, and it schlaps harder than a dragon in a mud wrestling match.
Thanks for supporting our music through crowdfunding!
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and Mike Onufrak
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Edit assists by Amelia Burger
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Thanks again to Katie Couric for being a good sport through ATTN & reporting on this stuff before it was cool 🙏💖 : twitter.com/katiecouric
From 2009, Auto-Tune the News #2: youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI
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LYRICS:
At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fast
Oh snap, how fast?
Many scientists now predict it will be gone within 30 years
Surely you jest––I'm under cardiac arrest, shawtayee
Some researchers think it could disappear in just 6 / SHIT
Without it, there could be a snowball effect (ohhhh)
With temperatures rising even faster
If we all don't take bold action and take it soon
Yeah, we will find ourselves on
Very thin ice (x4, building to harmony)
Tell 'em, Katie, we'll be on very thin ice
The temperatures rise
We have to solve this cri - i - sis
Of very thin ice
At the South Pole an ice shelf the size of Connecticut
Is in danger of melting
Whatcha trying to tell me?
Because the ice bridge that held it in place has shattered
Take back whatcha said––I'm feeling existential dread, shawtayee!
It's 1 of 10 ice shelves that have shrunk or collapsed / THAT'S BAD
Some were 10,000 years old (so ooooold)
Polar ice is the Earth's air conditioner
If we all don't take bold action, and take it soon
Yeah, we will find ourselves on
Chorus
Now it's 2019...the very thin ice is still liquefying
I agree with 2009 me: we should keep our glaciers nice and icy
At the UN, a new report emphasized just how dire the situation is
Shit, how long we got to live?
Adding rising populations to changes in rainfall and temperatures
I came back in time and the hurricanes done lost they minds, shawtayee
Here's hoping Congress comes together to act boldly (hopefully)
The health of the Earth should not be a political football (truuuuue)
Scientists say we can't afford to punt
If we all don't take bold action, and take it soon
Yeah, we will find ourselves on
Chorus x2
Baby, I'm back, came to the past 10 years from the future
We got gay marriage from the east coast to the left coast––no thanks to you, sir
And we got rid of the pirates; now the ocean's quiet
Put guns on the boats and now no one wants to try shit
Legalized weed in a few states
Other ones laggin but they take
Vacations to the good states
So they can all order postmates
10 years of schmoyoho
And the accent's still on the yo
Put a couple 0s on the sub count
Time to do the end of the video plug now
CHORDS:
G# m D#m E C# m
B - C# m D# (maj)
#VeryThinIce #AutoTuneTheNews
People thought Daenerys Targaryen's strength was her leadership, fireproofness & dragon-taming, but it was actually her ability to start Westerosi dance crazes with her irresistible melodies. Even masters of brooding like Jon Snow can't help but lightly thrust their pelvii when they hear her dulcet tones.
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LYRICS:
Bend the Knee
And you shall be free
bend the knee
together
we will leave the world better
bend the knee and do a dance with me
bend the knee
rich and poor
I'll give you more
step forward, my lord
bend the knee (bend the knee)
bend the knee to our queen
and why would I do that?
your father burned my grandfather alive
why would I do that?
if we don't defeat the dead, we'll die
the dead? / there's no time!
because I need your help and you need mine
you're not guilty of your father's crimes
but there's no time / it takes no time
to bend the knee
join me
swear fealty in perpetuity
enemies
they shall all flee
we will have peace and prosperity
did you see
the Dothraki?
they hadn't crossed the sea but they did for me
and did you see
the dragons three?
the world hadn't seen dragons in centuries
chorus
baby, if you bend the knee
then the possibility
of being deceased
will surely be decreased
and we can be together til we're seventy
darlin, there's one thing we've got to do
that can save both me and you
i know we like the man with 6-pack abs
'cause that Jon Snow is a handsome lad
but my greatest desire
is to not be on fire
prechorus + chorus
repeat until the end of the universe
CHORDS:
chorus - F Dm E/G# E Am D(maj)
Dm E Am D(maj) Am D(maj)
verse - Dm G A C
Dm G A C E
prechorus - Dm E/G# Am A/C#
Dm E/G# Am A/C#
bridge - Am E F C
Dm Am G C E
Am E F C
Dm Am G C E
A wary nation becomes aware of the dangers of combining wind cancer with massive dumps.
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Lyrics:
This is Ronald reagan of course
Riding on a dinosaur
A rocket launcher, a machine gun,
Unmistakable patriotism
Reagan is super strapped
Holding up a tattered American flag
This is the real solution to climate change:
Babies.
American babies
They’ll fix our problems
American babies, babieees
American babies
So we don’t have to solve ‘em
American babies, babieeees
The real solution to climate change is:
Fall in love and make some frickin’ babies
My aspiration
American babies, babies
Is population
American babies, babies x2
Wind
I know a lot about wind, wind’s not so good.
No, it doesn’t blow, you can forget about television
windmills, the noise causes cancer,
kills all the people
windmills, just like a graveyard,
they wipe out the bald eagles
wind cancer, rahr rahr
wind cancer, rahr rahr
Do they call cancer just give us an answer
The science tells us no.
Julian Assange said there would be a,
quote, massive dump
Said there would be a massive dump
So Mr. Trump
Was aware of the upcoming dump?
Yes.
Though, sir, I don’t know whether he knew
What the substance of the dump was
Only that there was going to be a dump
On speakerphone? Yes.
And he was aware of that before the dump occurred? Yessir.
Going to be a dump, a massive dump
A massive dump, quote, massive dump,
A dump
I am ashamed that I chose to take part in the cover-up
The cover-up of the dump, a massive dump
A massive dump, quote massive dump
A dump! I pray the country doesn’t see the dump
I did many times
How many times?
50 times? More.
100 times? More.
200 times? More.
500 times? Probably.
It is painful to admit
And so I lied about it
Massive dump
Was that disruptive?
(blaring air horn)
Was that disruptive?
I know that you mean no disrespect
But 10 years now for current events
We’re like Oprah out here giving out bops
Hit that horn and bring the drop
(blaring air horn)
How much louder do you want it
More
10 times? More.
25 times? More.
16,000 times? More.
American babies
A massive dump
American babies, babies
Wind cancer, massive dump
wind cancer, rahr rahr
American babies
riding on a dinosaur
rahr rahr, american babies
Sharks with fricking lasers on their heads
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