JAX
Jax - Victoria’s Secret [Official Lyric Video]
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LYRICS:
little bug
What’s the rush
Don’t grow too fast please
The world is nasty
Hollywood
is Hollyweird
Psychopaths be psychopathing
When 14 looks 21
Predators have lots of fun
so be careful of
The lions and the tigers and the bears
The liars and the creeps will pretend to care
The monsters are the ones you’ll trust the most
So beware of all the bull shit and
never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes
Little dove
You’re not missing much
People are jaded
It’s overrated
Chelsea please (Chelsea please)
Don’t grow up
Trust me you’ll hate it
The world is dangerous
When you stay
Out past 1
All the wolves
Come out for lunch
the lions and the tigers and the bears
The liars and the creeps will pretend to care
The monsters are the ones you’ll trust the most
Beware of all the bull shit and
never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes
Oh
Oh
But here’s the thing...
I, myself am dressed up like a sheep
You might see me smile, but you’ll never see my teeth
You’ve been hunting her, but I’ve been hunting too
and if you touch her,
I’ll kill you.
Did I stutter?
I’ll fucking kill you
The lions and the tigers and the bears
The liars and the creeps will pretend to care
The monsters are the ones you’ll trust the most
Beware of all the bull shit and
never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes
Oh
Oh
Little bug
never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes
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LYRICS:
jelly beans stress me out
because one time I bit
into one that looked like cola
but it tasted more like shit
and if jelly beans stress me out
how the hell am i supposed make friends
when every time I trust someone
they fuck me in the end
I’m boutta clear my history
You’re all dead to me
These NPCs mean nothin
Stay inside
Hide your kids
Hide your wife
Welcome to the purge
Everybody’s cut
You and you and her
I’m over it. You’re done
Welcome to the purge
No one’s safe and
Everybody’s cut
All my life I thought air was free
Until I bought a bag of chips
I also thought my best friend
Wouldn’t be the one talking shit
And if bags of chips stress me out
How the hell am I supposed to find love
I’d rather be paranoid and numb
Than dumb
I’m boutta clear my history
You’re all dead to me
These NPCs mean nothin
Stay inside
Hide your kids
Hide your wife
Welcome to the purge
Everybody’s cut
You and you and her
I’m over it. You’re done
Welcome to the purge
No one’s safe and
Everybody’s cut
Look me in the eyes
Look me in the eyes
Look me in the eyes
I don’t trust it
Look me in the eyes
Look me in the eyes
Look me in the eyes
I don’t trust it
Everybody lies
Everybody lies
Everybody lies
I call bullshit
Lock your doors
Stay inside
Hide your kids and hide your wife
Welcome to the purge
Everybody’s cut
You and you and her
I’m over it. You’re done
Welcome to the purge
No one’s safe and
Everybody’s cut
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LYRICS:
When I moved to Hollywood
Everybody looked so cool
Celebrities and parties
Gucci belts infinity pools
But I suffer from depression
and I don’t have many friends
I don’t fit in with influencers
I have existential dread
When I start to panic
And the Prozac doesn’t help
I think about Big Daddy
And I ask myself
What would Adam Sandler do (do)
What would Adam Sandler wear (wear)
If I was Adam Sandler too (too)
I’d wear flip flops everywhere (where)
What would Zohan do
Billy Madison is lit
Mr. Deeds is such a good dude
Happy Gilmore just don’t give a shit
He’s a father, he’s a gangster, he’s a crocstar, he’s a gambler
He’s my hero, he’s got rizz
He has zero fucks to give
He’s just like us.
In Adam Sandler we trust.
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Cupid, I got a bone to pick
You sick
little bastard
You master of disaster
I’m a wreck
Every time
I look into those Neptune eyes
The earth falls off its axis
and my universe collapses
Stupid Cupid, look what you did to me
My heart is melting
I never knew I could love something so much that it hurts
Oh Cupid, I should have shot you first
Stupid Cupid I should have shot you first
Cupid, I’ll make you pay for this
You sick little sadist
You knew where you were aiming
And it feels like
The ground is paper thin
When he grabs my face it’s
Like my lungs are gonna cave in
Stupid Cupid, look what you did to me
My heart is melting
I never knew I could love something so much that it hurts
Oh Cupid, I should have shot you first
Stupid Cupid, I should have shot you…
Stupid Cupid
You did me so dirty
You showed no mercy
I never knew I could love something so much that it hurts
Oh Cupid, I should have shot you first
Stupid Cupid, I should have shot you first
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You hone in on every sin except the ones in your control...
But Barbara, we both know that’s not how Jesus rolls.
You’re yelling at other peoples’ kids in the comments section freaking out
But Barbara, do you know where your kids are right now?
You spend every waking hour on your laptop playing God
But Barbara, oh Barbara even God thinks this is odd.
You spend so much time on Facebook you can’t see what’s in your face...
If you came up for air and took a rage break from the hate
You might notice that your husband’s been out with the boys for days
Don’t worry Barbara, I’m sure he isn’t gay.
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When my bones are in the ground
Crumble up my eulogy
Flush it down the shitter
And pour 1 out for me
Pour 1 out for me
Or 2 or even 3
When I die, nobody cry
Just pour one out for me
When they put me 6 feet under
Pop that jimmy beam
Smoke a J
And shout hurray
And party hard for me
Pour one out for me
Pour one out for me
I want everyone
To get fucked up
And pour one out for me
I hate formaldehyde
Save your suit and tie
My dying wish is
That my bitches
Chug a Smirnoff ice
So get down on one knee
And pour one out for me
My cousin is a drug dealer
He’ll get you high for free
Pour one out for me
Or 2 or 23
Put the fun in funeral
Throw up your Don Julio
That sounds fucking beautiful
Just pour one out for me
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I don’t wanna break her little heart
But I know his dirty little secret
Would she believe me, or would she believe him
He’s really good at keeping us apart
He’s really good at making me the villain
He knows I see him.
Can somebody tell me how
To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her
Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad
For her
This will end badly and
She will get hurt
she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
I’m super sad
He’s Superbad for her
He’s telling her that she’s the only one
Tell me how to tell her how to leave him.
She doesn’t need him
If someone that you loved was so in love
But you knew a dirty little secret
Would you keep it?
Can somebody tell me how
To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her
Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad
For her
This will end badly and
She will get hurt
she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
I’m super sad
He’s Superbad for her
Can somebody tell me how
To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her
Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad
For her
This will end badly and
She will get hurt
she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
I’m super sad
Cuz he’s Superbad for her
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LYRICS:
this is your daily reminder
to brush your teeth
this is your daily reminder
to focus on your health
this is your daily reminder
to wash your hands
and change your sheets
and this is is your daily reminder
that Epstein didn’t kill himself
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This is the girl I babysit
Hi I’m Chelsea and I’m the shit (Chelsea)
Chelsea breaks a lot of rules if I’m honest
But she won’t tell my parents cuz I made her promise
So we’re up past her bedtime writing a song
To talk about the things we don’t tell her mom
My bed time’s at 9pm
It is currently 2AM
Sometimes I eat dessert before dinner
We both know you don’t eat dinner
I text my boyfriend on my iPad
I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that
I told her I was allowed to watch Rated R movies
Which wasn’t true and her parents might sue me
I’ve seen boobies before
(Hey I’m home)
Bed. Now.
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LYRICS:
Who invited the demon
Which one of you brought it here
Who let it inside
Can we put it outside
There’s something wrong with Steven
He’s acting really weird
Like he’s possessed
He’s hypnotized
Mom come pick me up
The new girl is a snake
But everyone likes her
And they think I’m insane
She’s got her teeth in Jessica
But I know this bitch is fake cuz
I can smell a liar
From a mile away
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I fucking told you all
But none of you listened
Everybody wake up
There’s been a mistake
You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Everybody back up
Everybody get down
Because I’m telling you, I’m telling you, the new girl is a clown
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
Everybody wake up
There’s been a mistake
You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you
I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Who invited mafia
Which one of you brought the rat
Did anyone see that
How did nobody see that
Guys, I swear to God
I think this is a trap
Doesn’t anyone see it?
The hot sociopath
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I fucking told you all
But none of you listened
Everybody wake up
There’s been a mistake
You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Everybody back up
Everybody get down
Because I’m telling you, I’m telling you, the new girl is a clown
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
Everybody wake up
There’s been a mistake
You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you, I’m telling you
I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Everybody say wake up
Get down
Back up
Freak out
Wake up
Get down
Now everybody say
Bitch get out
Everybody wake up
There’s been a mistake
You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Everybody back up
Everybody get down
Because I’m telling you, I’m telling you, the new girl is a clown
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
Everybody wake up
There’s been a mistake
You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you, I’m telling you
I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
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I bumped into your brother at our bar he told me you were back in town
But you haven’t reached out
He said you got the job in echo park and that you met somebody else
That’s when I broke down
It’s only been 4 months
Since you told your parents I’m the one
You said it
Don’t lie, you said it
Something don’t add up
Cuz I’m dying and you’re happy
God the math just isn’t mathing
I don’t get it
How dare you
Act like nothing happened
How dare you
Move on
The audacity
To show up to the party
With my fucking carbon copy
On your arm
She’s wearing my t-shirt
While I’m still wearing yours
How dare you
Love her more
I find it kinda heartless how you got a new apartment and she sleeps
In the bed I bought
I hate you and I hate her but I know I shouldn’t blame her just cuz she’s
Everything I’m not
Something don’t add up
Cuz I’m dying and you’re happy
God the math just isn’t mathing
I don’t get it
How dare you
Act like nothing happened
How dare you
Move on
The audacity
To show up to the party
With my fucking carbon copy
On your arm
She’s wearing my t-shirt
While I’m still wearing yours
How dare you
Love her more
What does she have
That I don’t have
How could you
Not want me back
How dare you
Act like nothing happened
How dare you move on
The audacity
To show up to the party
With my fucking carbon copy
On your arm
She’s wearing my t-shirt
While I’m still wearing yours
How dare you
Love her more
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You told me I was 18 going on 35
You made me feel like the smartest human alive
I thought I was clever but, were you clever..er
You said you never fell in love like you did with me
You paid for all the hotels
I paid for fake ID’s
To spend the last 10 years
Tryna piece it together
I went to therapy
Religiously
I never sleep
I made my brother promise me he’d let you live
and I guess I could forgive...
But I choose violence
I choose war
For all the little girls
That should be warned
I could choose silence
But what for
You took my innocence
Now I’ll take yours
So I choose violence
And I might die trying
Now you’re prolly her world
And she won’t understand
That all you need is a girl
To feel like a man
Tell your friends she’s a friend
At your hometown dive
But when you were 13
She wasn’t alive
and by the time you were 18
Well, that girl was 5
You had a teaching degree
While she was learning how to drive
And you’ll make her feel safe
Like you made me feel safe
Like oh my god you’re so mature for your age
Except she’s not your age so
So I choose violence
I choose war
For all the little girls
That should be warned
I could choose silence
But what for
You took my innocence
Now I’ll take yours
And you’ll choose hiding
At 44
In your mothers house
And she’ll guard the door
But I’ll choose anger
I’ll choose rage
When I build an army
Of girls half your age
We’ll all choose violence
We’ll all choose war
And every little girl
Will be warned
We won’t choose silence
Not anymore
You took our innocence
Now we’ll take yours
So I choose violence
And I maybe I’ll die trying
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if you’re happy someone went behind your back
and cheated on you with another snack
but you never did the dirty
so you didn’t have to worry
when you found out later that they got the (clap clap)
if you’re happy that your gut was speaking facts
and it told you not to do it. it’s a trap
so you said I’ll see ya later
rather be a masterbater
then you heard the alligator had the (clap clap)
if you’re happy that you kept it in your pants
cuz someone that you liked had other plans
don't be sad you didn’t pull it
just be glad you dodged a bullet
You never got the (clap) so clap your hands (clap clap)
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I can’t believe you let me get married
When you made me pinky swear
That you were my true love
The one who braids my hair
You moved me into an apartment
You assembled all my chairs
But dinner’s not the same
When you’re not there
The hardest part of growing up
Is watching time take everyone you love
But I won’t let it
No I won’t accept it
You’re too young to be old
You’re too fast to be slow
You’re too wise to be confused
I can’t do this on my own
Your lungs are strong, your mind is sharp
Daddy please don’t break my heart and
Stay, don’t go.
You’re too young far too young to be old.
Now you go to bed early
And your hair is mostly grey
I let you tell the same story
That you told me yesterday
You walked me down the aisle then
You gave me away
Maybe I’m in denial
But I’m so afraid
The hardest part of growing up
Is watching time take everyone you love
But I won’t let it
No I won’t accept it
You’re too young to be old
You’re too fast to be slow
You’re too wise to be confused
I can’t do this on my own
Your lungs are strong, your mind is sharp
Daddy please don’t break my heart and
Stay, don’t go.
You’re too young far too young to be…
How could you let me get married
I thought we pinky swore
You’ll always be my first love
You’re too young to be old
You’re too fast to be slow
You’re too wise to be confused and
I can’t do this on my own
Your lungs are strong, your mind is sharp
I’m not ready for this part
Stay, don’t go.
You’re too young
Far too young to be old.
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When I moved to Hollywood
Everybody looked so cool
Celebrities and parties
Gucci belts infinity pools
But I suffer from depression
and I don’t have many friends
I don’t fit in with influencers
I have existential dread
When I start to panic
And the Prozac doesn’t help
I think about Big Daddy
And I ask myself
What would Adam Sandler do (do)
What would Adam Sandler wear (wear)
If I was Adam Sandler too (too)
I’d wear flip flops everywhere (where)
What would Zohan do
Billy Madison is lit
Mr. Deeds is such a good dude
Happy Gilmore just don’t give a shit
He’s a father, he’s a gangster, he’s a crocstar, he’s a gambler
He’s my hero, he’s got rizz
He has zero fucks to give
He’s just like us.
In Adam Sandler we trust.
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Now that I have your attention
You dirty little sicko freak
Please listen to my album
Or I’m gonna have to sell photos of my feet
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little bug
What’s the rush
Don’t grow too fast please
The world is nasty
Hollywood
is Hollyweird
Psychopaths be psychopathing
When 14 looks 21
Predators have lots of fun
so be careful of
The lions and the tigers and the bears
The liars and the creeps will pretend to care
The monsters are the ones you’ll trust the most
So beware of all the bull shit and
never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes
Little dove
You’re not missing much
People are jaded
It’s overrated
Chelsea please (Chelsea please)
Don’t grow up
Trust me you’ll hate it
The world is dangerous
When you stay
Out past 1
All the wolves
Come out for lunch
the lions and the tigers and the bears
The liars and the creeps will pretend to care
The monsters are the ones you’ll trust the most
Beware of all the bull shit and
never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes
Oh
Oh
But here’s the thing...
I, myself am dressed up like a sheep
You might see me smile, but you’ll never see my teeth
You’ve been hunting her, but I’ve been hunting too
and if you touch her,
I’ll kill you.
Did I stutter?
I’ll fucking kill you
The lions and the tigers and the bears
The liars and the creeps will pretend to care
The monsters are the ones you’ll trust the most
Beware of all the bull shit and
never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes
Oh
Oh
Little bug
never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes
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I wanna come home to roses
And dirty little notes on post-it’s
And when my hair starts turning grey
He’ll say I’m like a fine wine, better with age.
I guess I learned it from my parents
That true love starts with friendship
A kiss on the forehead, a date night
Fake an apology after a fight
I need a man
Who’s patient and kind
Gets out of the car and holds the door
I wanna slow dance
In the living room like
We’re 18 at senior prom and grow —old with someone
Who makes me feel young
I need a man who loves me
Like my father loves my mom
I wanna road trip in the summers
I wanna make fun of each other
I wanna rock out to Billy Joel
And flip our kids off when they call us old
He’ll accidentally burn our dinner
And let me be the scrabble winner
And when my body changes shapes
He’ll say oh my god you look hot today
I need a man
Who’s patient and kind
Gets out of the car and holds the door
I wanna slow dance
In the living room like
We’re 18 at senior prom and grow
old with someone
Who makes me feel young
I need a man who loves me
Like my father loves my mom
And if he lives up to my father
Maybe he can teach our daughter
What it takes to love a queen
She should know she’s royalty
I need a man
Who’s patient and kind
Gets out of the car and holds the door
I wanna slow dance
In the living room like
We’re 18 at senior prom and grow —old with someone
Who makes me feel young
I need a man who loves me
Like my father loves my mom
I need a man who loves me
Like my father loves my mom
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if you’re happy someone went behind your back
and cheated on you with another snack
but you never did the dirty
so you didn’t have to worry
when you found out later that they got the (clap clap)
if you’re happy that your gut was speaking facts
and it told you not to do it. it’s a trap
so you said I’ll see ya later
rather be a masterbater
then you heard the alligator had the (clap clap)
if you’re happy that you kept it in your pants
cuz someone that you liked had other plans
don't be sad you didn’t pull it
just be glad you dodged a bullet
You never got the (clap) so clap your hands (clap clap)
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I can’t believe you let me get married
When you made me pinky swear
That you were my true love
The one who braids my hair
You moved me into an apartment
You assembled all my chairs
But dinner’s not the same
When you’re not there
The hardest part of growing up
Is watching time take everyone you love
But I won’t let it
No I won’t accept it
You’re too young to be old
You’re too fast to be slow
You’re too wise to be confused
I can’t do this on my own
Your lungs are strong, your mind is sharp
Daddy please don’t break my heart and
Stay, don’t go.
You’re too young far too young to be old.
Now you go to bed early
And your hair is mostly grey
I let you tell the same story
That you told me yesterday
You walked me down the aisle then
You gave me away
Maybe I’m in denial
But I’m so afraid
The hardest part of growing up
Is watching time take everyone you love
But I won’t let it
No I won’t accept it
You’re too young to be old
You’re too fast to be slow
You’re too wise to be confused
I can’t do this on my own
Your lungs are strong, your mind is sharp
Daddy please don’t break my heart and
Stay, don’t go.
You’re too young far too young to be…
How could you let me get married
I thought we pinky swore
You’ll always be my first love
You’re too young to be old
You’re too fast to be slow
You’re too wise to be confused and
I can’t do this on my own
Your lungs are strong, your mind is sharp
I’m not ready for this part
Stay, don’t go.
You’re too young
Far too young to be old.
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This is the girl I babysit
Hi I’m Chelsea and I’m the shit (Chelsea)
Chelsea breaks a lot of rules if I’m honest
But she won’t tell my parents cuz I made her promise
So we’re up past her bedtime writing a song
To talk about the things we don’t tell her mom
My bed time’s at 9pm
It is currently 2AM
Sometimes I eat dessert before dinner
We both know you don’t eat dinner
I text my boyfriend on my iPad
I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that
I told her I was allowed to watch Rated R movies
Which wasn’t true and her parents might sue me
I’ve seen boobies before
(Hey I’m home)
Bed. Now.
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I don’t wanna break her little heart
But I know his dirty little secret
Would she believe me, or would she believe him
He’s really good at keeping us apart
He’s really good at making me the villain
He knows I see him.
Can somebody tell me how
To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her
Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad
For her
This will end badly and
She will get hurt
she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
I’m super sad
He’s Superbad for her
He’s telling her that she’s the only one
Tell me how to tell her how to leave him.
She doesn’t need him
If someone that you loved was so in love
But you knew a dirty little secret
Would you keep it?
Can somebody tell me how
To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her
Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad
For her
This will end badly and
She will get hurt
she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
I’m super sad
He’s Superbad for her
Can somebody tell me how
To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her
Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad
For her
This will end badly and
She will get hurt
she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
I’m super sad
Cuz he’s Superbad for her
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LYRICS:
Who invited the demon
Which one of you brought it here
Who let it inside
Can we put it outside
There’s something wrong with Steven
He’s acting really weird
Like he’s possessed
He’s hypnotized
Mom come pick me up
The new girl is a snake
But everyone likes her
And they think I’m insane
She’s got her teeth in Jessica
But I know this bitch is fake cuz
I can smell a liar
From a mile away
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I fucking told you all
But none of you listened
Everybody wake up
There’s been a mistake
You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Everybody back up
Everybody get down
Because I’m telling you, I’m telling you, the new girl is a clown
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
Everybody wake up
There’s been a mistake
You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you
I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Who invited mafia
Which one of you brought the rat
Did anyone see that
How did nobody see that
Guys, I swear to God
I think this is a trap
Doesn’t anyone see it?
The hot sociopath
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I fucking told you all
But none of you listened
Everybody wake up
There’s been a mistake
You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Everybody back up
Everybody get down
Because I’m telling you, I’m telling you, the new girl is a clown
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
Everybody wake up
There’s been a mistake
You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you, I’m telling you
I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Everybody say wake up
Get down
Back up
Freak out
Wake up
Get down
Now everybody say
Bitch get out
Everybody wake up
There’s been a mistake
You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Everybody back up
Everybody get down
Because I’m telling you, I’m telling you, the new girl is a clown
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
I never trusted it
Everybody wake up
There’s been a mistake
You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you, I’m telling you
I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
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jelly beans stress me out
because one time I bit
into one that looked like cola
but it tasted more like shit
and if jelly beans stress me out
how the hell am i supposed make friends
when every time I trust someone
they fuck me in the end
I’m boutta clear my history
You’re all dead to me
These NPCs mean nothin
Stay inside
Hide your kids
Hide your wife
Welcome to the purge
Everybody’s cut
You and you and her
I’m over it. You’re done
Welcome to the purge
No one’s safe and
Everybody’s cut
All my life I thought air was free
Until I bought a bag of chips
I also thought my best friend
Wouldn’t be the one talking shit
And if bags of chips stress me out
How the hell am I supposed to find love
I’d rather be paranoid and numb
Than dumb
I’m boutta clear my history
You’re all dead to me
These NPCs mean nothin
Stay inside
Hide your kids
Hide your wife
Welcome to the purge
Everybody’s cut
You and you and her
I’m over it. You’re done
Welcome to the purge
No one’s safe and
Everybody’s cut
Look me in the eyes
Look me in the eyes
Look me in the eyes
I don’t trust it
Look me in the eyes
Look me in the eyes
Look me in the eyes
I don’t trust it
Everybody lies
Everybody lies
Everybody lies
I call bullshit
Lock your doors
Stay inside
Hide your kids and hide your wife
Welcome to the purge
Everybody’s cut
You and you and her
I’m over it. You’re done
Welcome to the purge
No one’s safe and
Everybody’s cut
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Cupid, I got a bone to pick
You sick
little bastard
You master of disaster
I’m a wreck
Every time
I look into those Neptune eyes
The earth falls off its axis
and my universe collapses
Stupid Cupid, look what you did to me
My heart is melting
I never knew I could love something so much that it hurts
Oh Cupid, I should have shot you first
Stupid Cupid I should have shot you first
Cupid, I’ll make you pay for this
You sick little sadist
You knew where you were aiming
And it feels like
The ground is paper thin
When he grabs my face it’s
Like my lungs are gonna cave in
Stupid Cupid, look what you did to me
My heart is melting
I never knew I could love something so much that it hurts
Oh Cupid, I should have shot you first
Stupid Cupid, I should have shot you…
Stupid Cupid
You did me so dirty
You showed no mercy
I never knew I could love something so much that it hurts
Oh Cupid, I should have shot you first
Stupid Cupid, I should have shot you first
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You hone in on every sin except the ones in your control...
But Barbara, we both know that’s not how Jesus rolls.
You’re yelling at other peoples’ kids in the comments section freaking out
But Barbara, do you know where your kids are right now?
You spend every waking hour on your laptop playing God
But Barbara, oh Barbara even God thinks this is odd.
You spend so much time on Facebook you can’t see what’s in your face...
If you came up for air and took a rage break from the hate
You might notice that your husband’s been out with the boys for days
Don’t worry Barbara, I’m sure he isn’t gay.
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You told me I was 18 going on 35
You made me feel like the smartest human alive
I thought I was clever but, were you clever..er
You said you never fell in love like you did with me
You paid for all the hotels
I paid for fake ID’s
To spend the last 10 years
Tryna piece it together
I went to therapy
Religiously
I never sleep
I made my brother promise me he’d let you live
and I guess I could forgive...
But I choose violence
I choose war
For all the little girls
That should be warned
I could choose silence
But what for
You took my innocence
Now I’ll take yours
So I choose violence
And I might die trying
Now you’re prolly her world
And she won’t understand
That all you need is a girl
To feel like a man
Tell your friends she’s a friend
At your hometown dive
But when you were 13
She wasn’t alive
and by the time you were 18
Well, that girl was 5
You had a teaching degree
While she was learning how to drive
And you’ll make her feel safe
Like you made me feel safe
Like oh my god you’re so mature for your age
Except she’s not your age so
So I choose violence
I choose war
For all the little girls
That should be warned
I could choose silence
But what for
You took my innocence
Now I’ll take yours
And you’ll choose hiding
At 44
In your mothers house
And she’ll guard the door
But I’ll choose anger
I’ll choose rage
When I build an army
Of girls half your age
We’ll all choose violence
We’ll all choose war
And every little girl
Will be warned
We won’t choose silence
Not anymore
You took our innocence
Now we’ll take yours
So I choose violence
And I maybe I’ll die trying
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LYRICS:
this is your daily reminder
to brush your teeth
this is your daily reminder
to focus on your health
this is your daily reminder
to wash your hands
and change your sheets
and this is is your daily reminder
that Epstein didn’t kill himself
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When my bones are in the ground
Crumble up my eulogy
Flush it down the shitter
And pour 1 out for me
Pour 1 out for me
Or 2 or even 3
When I die, nobody cry
Just pour one out for me
When they put me 6 feet under
Pop that jimmy beam
Smoke a J
And shout hurray
And party hard for me
Pour one out for me
Pour one out for me
I want everyone
To get fucked up
And pour one out for me
I hate formaldehyde
Save your suit and tie
My dying wish is
That my bitches
Chug a Smirnoff ice
So get down on one knee
And pour one out for me
My cousin is a drug dealer
He’ll get you high for free
Pour one out for me
Or 2 or 23
Put the fun in funeral
Throw up your Don Julio
That sounds fucking beautiful
Just pour one out for me
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When I was in the fifth grade a kid named Walker
Punched me in the gut then he shoved in a locker
One day I’ll be wearing me an ear to ear grin
When he’s banging on the door screaming LET ME IN
My ex best friend, let’s call her Regina
Talked a lot trash about me back in middle school theater soooo…
when she’s beggin for the Aquafina in my freezer imma feed her to the dead and then think I’ll watch em eat her cause
You shoulda never fucked with my boy
You shoulda never fucked with my girl
You’re all outta luck cuz you’re about be so fucked at the end of the world
I can’t wait for the apocalypse
Cuz I know we survive
Doomsday sounds ridiculously
Fun when we’re the only ones alive
Baby it’s you and me
vs all these brain dead NPCs
When the bots we created and the aliens invade
It’s gonna be a pretty funny scene
Bring on the earthquakes
Bring on the floods
I ain’t afraid of nothing
Because
Darling we’ll be just fine
With my apocalips on yours and your apocalips on mine
We’ll be laughing
When the Walmarts hit the fan
While everyone is walking dead
We’ll run Zombieland
I feel bad for your ex girlfriend
This bunkers full. sorry, Kate.
I feel bad for your ex boyfriend
I think his name was Zombie Bait
I feel bad for the girl who left you all alone
Cuz imma save the dog but the bitch is on her own
I feel bad for the dude who broke your heart
Cuz there’s only room for 2 on this arc
I’ll be on my I am legend shit
You’ll be the Will to my Smith
You’re the Smith to my Wesson on my hip
On my arm you’re the arma to my gedddon
I don’t know what everybody’s dreading
I can’t wait for the apocalypse
Cuz I know we survive
Doomsday sounds ridiculously
Fun when we’re the only ones alive
Baby it’s you and me
vs all these brain dead NPCs
When the bots we created and the aliens invade
It’s gonna be a pretty funny scene
Bring on the earthquakes
Bring on the floods
I ain’t afraid of nothing
Because
Darling we’ll be just fine
With my apocalips on yours and your apocalips on mine
We’ll be laughing
When the Walmarts hit the fan
While everyone is walking dead
We’ll run Zombieland
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When I was in the fifth grade a kid named Walker
Punched me in the gut then he shoved in a locker
One day I’ll be wearing me an ear to ear grin
When he’s banging on the door screaming LET ME IN
My ex best friend, let’s call her Regina
Talked a lot trash about me back in middle school theater soooo…
when she’s beggin for the Aquafina in my freezer imma feed her to the dead and then think I’ll watch em eat her cause
You shoulda never fucked with my boy
You shoulda never fucked with my girl
You’re all outta luck cuz you’re about be so fucked at the end of the world
I can’t wait for the apocalypse
Cuz I know we survive
Doomsday sounds ridiculously
Fun when we’re the only ones alive
Baby it’s you and me
vs all these brain dead NPCs
When the bots we created and the aliens invade
It’s gonna be a pretty funny scene
Bring on the earthquakes
Bring on the floods
I ain’t afraid of nothing
Because
Darling we’ll be just fine
With my apocalips on yours and your apocalips on mine
We’ll be laughing
When the Walmarts hit the fan
While everyone is walking dead
We’ll run Zombieland
I feel bad for your ex girlfriend
This bunkers full. sorry, Kate.
I feel bad for your ex boyfriend
I think his name was Zombie Bait
I feel bad for the girl who left you all alone
Cuz imma save the dog but the bitch is on her own
I feel bad for the dude who broke your heart
Cuz there’s only room for 2 on this arc
I’ll be on my I am legend shit
You’ll be the Will to my Smith
You’re the Smith to my Wesson on my hip
On my arm you’re the arma to my gedddon
I don’t know what everybody’s dreading
I can’t wait for the apocalypse
Cuz I know we survive
Doomsday sounds ridiculously
Fun when we’re the only ones alive
Baby it’s you and me
vs all these brain dead NPCs
When the bots we created and the aliens invade
It’s gonna be a pretty funny scene
Bring on the earthquakes
Bring on the floods
I ain’t afraid of nothing
Because
Darling we’ll be just fine
With my apocalips on yours and your apocalips on mine
We’ll be laughing
When the Walmarts hit the fan
While everyone is walking dead
We’ll run Zombieland
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