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VIDEO CREDITS:
Voice acted by:
Sheila M. Lin
Harry Partridge
Gianni Matragrano
Animated by:
Harry Partridge
Eydi Av Hamri
Gregor Scott
Written & Directed by:
Harry Partridge
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Trailer credits:
Gianni Matragrano - voiceover
Brian Sadler - Starbarians music
Dave Brain - 3D animation
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Prepare to enter the world of the 1998 classic
"GHOSTBLEED: THE BIO-HORROR"
HUGE THANKS TO HOOLOPEE FOR HELPING ON THIS. Check him out!
youtube.com/@Hoolopee
HEAR the SOUNDTRACK by OCKEROID
Bandcamp: ockeroid.bandcamp.com/album/ghostbleed-the-bio-horror-original-soundtrack
Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/4Ojzpz2Se1EwDu0Vv8liUw?si=XZ6e3lQhTSWG4m6yfeF0zw
Comic Tropes intro youtube.com/watch?v=JkF6f_HJrNg
THEY TALK! Series youtube.com/watch?v=tE60Vbtrx2M
Music by ockeroidmusic.com
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Music by ockeroidmusic.com
Sound design by twitter.com/imadeasong
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THE ORIGINAL DR BEES:
youtube.com/watch?v=PYtXuBN1Hvc
DR. BEES RETURNS! is an online animated short by women's rights activist and wet t-shirt judge Harry Partridge, creator of Starbarians, Saturday Morning Watchmen and The Simpsons.
Edited by Gregor Scott - twitter.com/GregorTheScot
0:00 - Intro
0:08 - 50 Llamas Day (2005)
1:26 - Bo-Starr Lost Scene (2007)
2:58 - Chuck's New Tux! (2008)
4:32 - Michael the Terrible Boyfriend (2008)
5:48 - Hal the Misinterpretive Porn Star (2009)
7:41 - Saturday Morning Watchmen
9:03 - The Justin Bieber Show
9:52 - "Ashen's Tech Dump" Bo-Starr - Select Scenes (2010)
11:00 - "Johnny Depp in Burton Land" (2010)
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== LYRICS ==
By the nine, it's been five long years since I've come here
so I think I'm perfectly entitled to cry one tear
and now I want beer
And I need a mead and thanks to this bucket we don't have to buy one here
I've just baked up a fresh batch of sweetrolls, would you like one dear?
I should head back to my Hearthfire before the Dawnguard start lecturing
but my belly's full and inventory's empty so we'd better get adventuring
Pick up a weapon
then pick a direction
then pick a dungeon that we're entering
no fast travel, just treasuring every texture that's rendering
Quest:
Reliving our memories and carving out some new ones
With newer and shinier hardware you can do whatever you want
Is it just me or have mods made this world change in odd ways
My frosty droplets of snot are thawed under the God rays
they drip in the mountain water, glistening
trickling sounds are sort of twinkling
Rippling out I'm sure if you're listening
your hair's on end and your pores are tingling
My legacy, odyssey, elegy, prophecy's better than ever
You're probably getting euphoric and wobbly
In bed in pyjamas
but it feels like ebony armor
It's Godly
I am the Dragonborn and thus I'm dragging you back to my birthplace
I've got unfinished business, I never did the main quest in the first place
So many side missions, civil wars, guilds and factions
How can I ever 100% a game that filled with distractions
refractions and reflections
weapon sets and plant collections
never ending
Harry... uh, Harry.
Pants.
Erection.
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I've been a fan of Rifftrax for a long time as well as Mystery Science Theater 3000 before that, so being asked to work on this with some of my comedy heroes was a really awesome opportunity.
LYRIKKZ:
I gave Dagoth a hewing, stopping Dagon was a shoe-in
Alduin's in ruins, I'm done, "by the nine!"
But there's rumour of a game and though I know the name
This one can't be the same for they say it's online
Back to Tamriel, it's been a while I'm excited, oh can't you tell?
Back where heroes dwell, they've got every province, how I've missed you Vvardenfell
I'll go through the paces of trying all the races
With sliders for faces and sliders for breasts
I've picked from the classes, I'm joining the masses
To whoop Daedric asses on a new kind of quest
Back to Tamriel, get high in Highrock, hammered in Hammerfell
Loot to buy and sell, creatures to own, meet my pet mudcrab named Adele
The end's no nearer, now dawns a new era
Kvatch to Caldera sees alliances clash
We'll PVP trolls and reclaim our lost souls
Abd then kick Molag's Balls, leave coldharbour as ash
I'm back to Tamriel and I'm coming up strong
If you respect my scrolls then you'd better come along
But Tamriel girl I've not been gone that long
'Cuz I never even left, which contradicts this whole song
Back to Tamriel, real life is dead to me, ring out that final bell
Things here are just swell, think I'll settle down, find myself an elf mademoiselle
Back in Tamriel
Oh, and a TEASER!? Aren't I just the worst??
Seriously though, I've been hard at work and good things are coming.
Since I was a child I've known in my heart
The moving of pictures was my kind of art
But I had no film crew nor actors for parts
So tried animation and then could finally start
With animation you can create worlds unimagined by man
Things of unearthly size with a trillion eyes
Or make stuff that is totally bland
With animation you may express things in unlimited ways
Be tasteful as fuck or with just a few bucks
Blow up more stuff than ten Michael Bays
But it never gets easy, it's always the same
A one minute cartoon needs a thousand new frames
And I've stories to tell that stay locked in my brain
And I don't know how I'll get them out yet I maintain that
With animation you can put a vampire T-rex in Japan
Surf a midget through space, have a bear for a face
Pilot giant robotic Ayn Rand and
With animation you might make a thing that has real insight
Books, games, music, film too, whatever art you do
You can change the whole world overnight or
Stick with a vampire T-rex
Vampire T-rex, Vampire T-rex
You're my best friend forever now let's go have sex!
EPISODE 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf1L7Cqr8a0
EPISODE 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZom9HRkt9o
EPISODE 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcRZUuYCUTo
EPISODE 5: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhM7qQY-DQ4
EPISODE 6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HIieEoYU88
EPISODE 7: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4CIwdN5ATM
EPISODE 8: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDttReIf5mk
EPISODE 9: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf7NUw82B-w
EPISODE 10: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KP6IST1R3x8
EPISODE 11: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kecQzJFdeUU
EPISODE 12: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDkQhi-728I
http://www.roopstigo.com/odd/fear-the-ferret-by-stuart-ashen
The music in this animation were copyright free tracks from www.incompetech.com and www.audiomicro.com
Thanks to Square Enix for helping make this video happen
Meet Irving.
I created this before I did my own music, the soundtrack is "Be Stiff" by Devo and "Ragtime Annie/Black and White" by Chet Atkins and Don Watson.
Here's a video I created with IGN for their yearly April Fools prank!
Lyrics:
Laughter and fun in the Nord land of Skyrim
Saving Tamriel with cool dragon rhymes
Battling monsters while spreading good feeling
Bad guys beware because it's Dovahkid time!
Lyrics:
What happened to you gamers?
It seems somewhere along the way
You turned from doing good
And so now evil's holding sway
Rhythm games and fitness games
And even cooking sims!
What else are we to do?
Fight the fight in old Skyrim!
Beyond the frozen tundra
Lies the homeland of the Nords
Where radiant stories bloom
and you can dual wield magic and swords
Use perks just like in Fallout
Defend the family that you've reared
Kill dragons just by shouting
You can even have a beard
The game of life's a drag
It's filled with homework, filled with books
My job is lame and girls make fun
Of my less than stellar looks
Damn it boy why do you heed
To such shallow, mortal whims?
There's a battle that needs your steel my son
In the land of old Skyrim!
EDIT: Bearshark was cowritten by Caldwell Tanner AND Kevin Corrigan
Music used is "Gold Rush" from incompetech.com
Leaving this up just for the sake or archiving.
The "POP CULTURE REFERENCE" shirt is available here at harry-partridge.creator-spring.com
Here are the lyrics:
Holy shit, what is this?
Forged in God's very flames.
Do mine eyes tell me lies,
A new Elder Scrolls Game?
Time is nigh, I must fly,
Venture forth on my quest.
Goodbye Ma, goodbye Pa
And goodbye Girlfriend's breasts.
I'll be off Azeroth, catch you later Hyrule.
I'll be gone Albion, I'm no longer your fool.
Other crap filled the gap
While I waited to begin...
The adventure of my life
in the land of Skyrim!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G19jSMFtURI
Here is a promotional video for a collaboration between myself and some very clever people including brilliant internet chap Stuart Ashen. It was fun to make.
http://www.youtube.com/user/ashens
I promise I will never make anything this retarded ever again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VViTfSmpYtI
Check out BBC comedy extra for more stuff like "Johnny Depp in Burtonland".
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/extra
A shameless and disgusting promotion from yours truly.
But seriously folks, I am busier than ever on a slew of new projects at the moment and I'll have lots of fab stuff coming soon and if you want to keep tabs on me, you can now do so.
http://www.newgrounds.com