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Lorne Armstrong: Taken Abroad RaptorBacon 2023-10-14 | Happy Birthday Lorne! After Lorne was released from a federal pound me in the ass prison, there was an attempt to set up an interview with Chris Hansen (youtu.be/8vc4oz8VjCA?si=LvXP_skBRU2584u8). Lorne wasn't very helpful and instead chose to complain about Xavier reading his shitty book (booksamillion.com/p/Taken-Abroad/Lorne-Armstrong/9781631110023). Lorne, I properly disposed of the autographed copy of Taken Abroad Winnie gave me. I needed to make room in the closet for my Sega Saturns and her shit filled suitcases.Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbaconLorne, 36 years old at the time, began chatting with a girl he believed to be 13 years old named “Kayla”. In the beginning, he was warning her about the dangers of chatting with strangers on the internet, but as the days and chat went on, Lorne began to write more romantic messages to her, calling her his “precious little princess” and his “little babygirl”, and showing fiery jealousy whenever she talked to boys in her school. Lorne finally ended up showing naked cam pics of himself and talking about the sexual things he wanted to do with her. He even proposed to marry her, calling her “Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”. Before arriving at the sting house, Lorne had contacted the decoy, hoping to score a night of sex with her, also mentioning he was coming over with a “present” (a cheap $5 bracelet) and a box of condoms. The online chat lasted over a month and spanned 407 pages (the end chatlog was as thick as a phonebook).In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on To Catch A Predator, tried to cash in on his fame (or infamy) by starting a YouTube channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before and during his prison stay. These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be things he said in his 407 page chatlog though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him.In early 2017, a girl calling herself "Ramona" put forward a series of audio tapes in which she made contact with Lorne and started a long distance relationship with him. In reality, it was an elaborate catfish to obtain information and to do a deep dive into his psyche. Down the road, Lorne also was catfished by Winnie and Casey (who he thought was the real life actress Casey Mauro who played the decoy Kayla when he was busted).Lorne was arrested again in August 2019 after spending five years in a sex offender rehabilitation class and not passing because he still refused to take any responsibility for his actions leading to his imprisonment. He also showed up to the class drunk despite one of the provisions of sex offender registration being the prohibition of the consumption of alcohol. That being said, he had five alcohol violations on his record since 2014. Lorne was sentenced to six months in jail for this and was released in February 2020.Afterwards, Lorne began a relationship with a robot named Jamie Amy and Casey from Dateline NBC. Yes, that Casey.Please stay awhile and listen.
Lorne Armstrong Rises RaptorBacon 2023-10-06 | Happy Birthday Lorne. Fuck you.Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbaconLorne, 36 years old at the time, began chatting with a girl he believed to be 13 years old named “Kayla”. In the beginning, he was warning her about the dangers of chatting with strangers on the internet, but as the days and chat went on, Lorne began to write more romantic messages to her, calling her his “precious little princess” and his “little babygirl”, and showing fiery jealousy whenever she talked to boys in her school. Lorne finally ended up showing naked cam pics of himself and talking about the sexual things he wanted to do with her. He even proposed to marry her, calling her “Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”. Before arriving at the sting house, Lorne had contacted the decoy, hoping to score a night of sex with her, also mentioning he was coming over with a “present” (a cheap $5 bracelet) and a box of condoms. The online chat lasted over a month and spanned 407 pages (the end chatlog was as thick as a phonebook).In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on To Catch A Predator, tried to cash in on his fame (or infamy) by starting a YouTube channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before and during his prison stay. These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be things he said in his 407 page chatlog though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him.In early 2017, a girl calling herself "Ramona" put forward a series of audio tapes in which she made contact with Lorne and started a long distance relationship with him. In reality, it was an elaborate catfish to obtain information and to do a deep dive into his psyche. Down the road, Lorne also was catfished by Winnie and Casey (who he thought was the real life actress Casey Mauro who played the decoy Kayla when he was busted).Lorne was arrested again in August 2019 after spending five years in a sex offender rehabilitation class and not passing because he still refused to take any responsibility for his actions leading to his imprisonment. He also showed up to the class drunk despite one of the provisions of sex offender registration being the prohibition of the consumption of alcohol. That being said, he had five alcohol violations on his record since 2014. Lorne was sentenced to six months in jail for this and was released in February 2020.Afterwards, Lorne began a relationship with a robot named Jamie Amy and Casey from Dateline NBC. Yes, that Casey.Please stay awhile and listen.
Lorne Armstrong: Dumbest Motherfucker Youll Ever Meet RaptorBacon 2023-10-03 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbaconLorne, 36 years old at the time, began chatting with a girl he believed to be 13 years old named “Kayla”. In the beginning, he was warning her about the dangers of chatting with strangers on the internet, but as the days and chat went on, Lorne began to write more romantic messages to her, calling her his “precious little princess” and his “little babygirl”, and showing fiery jealousy whenever she talked to boys in her school. Lorne finally ended up showing naked cam pics of himself and talking about the sexual things he wanted to do with her. He even proposed to marry her, calling her “Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”. Before arriving at the sting house, Lorne had contacted the decoy, hoping to score a night of sex with her, also mentioning he was coming over with a “present” (a cheap $5 bracelet) and a box of condoms. The online chat lasted over a month and spanned 407 pages (the end chatlog was as thick as a phonebook).In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on To Catch A Predator, tried to cash in on his fame (or infamy) by starting a YouTube channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before and during his prison stay. These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be things he said in his 407 page chatlog though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him.In early 2017, a girl calling herself "Ramona" put forward a series of audio tapes in which she made contact with Lorne and started a long distance relationship with him. In reality, it was an elaborate catfish to obtain information and to do a deep dive into his psyche. Down the road, Lorne also was catfished by Winnie and Casey (who he thought was the real life actress Casey Mauro who played the decoy Kayla when he was busted).Lorne was arrested again in August 2019 after spending five years in a sex offender rehabilitation class and not passing because he still refused to take any responsibility for his actions leading to his imprisonment. He also showed up to the class drunk despite one of the provisions of sex offender registration being the prohibition of the consumption of alcohol. That being said, he had five alcohol violations on his record since 2014. Lorne was sentenced to six months in jail for this and was released in February 2020.Afterwards, Lorne began a relationship with a robot named Jamie Amy and Casey from Dateline NBC. Yes, that Casey.Please stay awhile and listen.
Lorne Armstrong: Cornville Maine Alert RaptorBacon 2023-09-27 | THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION.Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbaconLorne, 36 years old at the time, began chatting with a girl he believed to be 13 years old named “Kayla”. In the beginning, he was warning her about the dangers of chatting with strangers on the internet, but as the days and chat went on, Lorne began to write more romantic messages to her, calling her his “precious little princess” and his “little babygirl”, and showing fiery jealousy whenever she talked to boys in her school. Lorne finally ended up showing naked cam pics of himself and talking about the sexual things he wanted to do with her. He even proposed to marry her, calling her “Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”. Before arriving at the sting house, Lorne had contacted the decoy, hoping to score a night of sex with her, also mentioning he was coming over with a “present” (a cheap $5 bracelet) and a box of condoms. The online chat lasted over a month and spanned 407 pages (the end chatlog was as thick as a phonebook).In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on To Catch A Predator, tried to cash in on his fame (or infamy) by starting a YouTube channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before and during his prison stay. These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be things he said in his 407 page chatlog though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him.In early 2017, a girl calling herself "Ramona" put forward a series of audio tapes in which she made contact with Lorne and started a long distance relationship with him. In reality, it was an elaborate catfish to obtain information and to do a deep dive into his psyche. Down the road, Lorne also was catfished by Winnie and Casey (who he thought was the real life actress Casey Mauro who played the decoy Kayla when he was busted).Lorne was arrested again in August 2019 after spending five years in a sex offender rehabilitation class and not passing because he still refused to take any responsibility for his actions leading to his imprisonment. He also showed up to the class drunk despite one of the provisions of sex offender registration being the prohibition of the consumption of alcohol. That being said, he had five alcohol violations on his record since 2014. Lorne was sentenced to six months in jail for this and was released in February 2020.Afterwards, Lorne began a relationship with a robot named Jamie Amy and Casey from Dateline NBC. Yes, that Casey.Please stay awhile and listen.
Lorne Armstrong RaptorBacon 2023-09-22 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Shout out to Sigmund for putting the registry photo of Lorne together.Lorne, 36 years old at the time, began chatting with a girl he believed to be 13 years old named “Kayla”. In the beginning, he was warning her about the dangers of chatting with strangers on the internet, but as the days and chat went on, Lorne began to write more romantic messages to her, calling her his “precious little princess” and his “little babygirl”, and showing fiery jealousy whenever she talked to boys in her school. Lorne finally ended up showing naked cam pics of himself and talking about the sexual things he wanted to do with her. He even proposed to marry her, calling her “Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”. Before arriving at the sting house, Lorne had contacted the decoy, hoping to score a night of sex with her, also mentioning he was coming over with a “present” (a cheap $5 bracelet) and a box of condoms. The online chat lasted over a month and spanned 407 pages (the end chatlog was as thick as a phonebook).In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on To Catch A Predator, tried to cash in on his fame (or infamy) by starting a YouTube channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before and during his prison stay. These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be things he said in his 407 page chatlog though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him.In early 2017, a girl calling herself "Ramona" put forward a series of audio tapes in which she made contact with Lorne and started a long distance relationship with him. In reality, it was an elaborate catfish to obtain information and to do a deep dive into his psyche. Down the road, Lorne also was catfished by Winnie and Casey (who he thought was the real life actress Casey Mauro who played the decoy Kayla when he was busted).Lorne was arrested again in August 2019 after spending five years in a sex offender rehabilitation class and not passing because he still refused to take any responsibility for his actions leading to his imprisonment. He also showed up to the class drunk despite one of the provisions of sex offender registration being the prohibition of the consumption of alcohol. That being said, he had five alcohol violations on his record since 2014. Lorne was sentenced to six months in jail for this and was released in February 2020.Afterwards, Lorne began a relationship with a robot named Jamie Amy and Casey from Dateline NBC. Yes, that Casey.Please stay awhile and listen.
Lorne Armstrong: Gets a Jawb at Jurassic Park RaptorBacon 2023-09-10 | Thank-you for 5,000 subs. Much obliged.Donations are never expected but always appreciated. Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbaconCheck out these cool custom made Ingen badges on Etsy: etsy.com/listing/1396353105/jurassic-park-ranger-id-badge-customizeLorne, 36 years old at the time, began chatting with a girl he believed to be 13 years old named “Kayla”. In the beginning, he was warning her about the dangers of chatting with strangers on the internet, but as the days and chat went on, Lorne began to write more romantic messages to her, calling her his “precious little princess” and his “little babygirl”, and showing fiery jealousy whenever she talked to boys in her school. Lorne finally ended up showing naked cam pics of himself and talking about the sexual things he wanted to do with her. He even proposed to marry her, calling her “Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”. Before arriving at the sting house, Lorne had contacted the decoy, hoping to score a night of sex with her, also mentioning he was coming over with a “present” (a cheap $5 bracelet) and a box of condoms. The online chat lasted over a month and spanned 407 pages (the end chatlog was as thick as a phonebook).In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on To Catch A Predator, tried to cash in on his fame (or infamy) by starting a YouTube channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before and during his prison stay. These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be things he said in his 407 page chatlog though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him.In early 2017, a girl calling herself "Ramona" put forward a series of audio tapes in which she made contact with Lorne and started a long distance relationship with him. In reality, it was an elaborate catfish to obtain information and to do a deep dive into his psyche. Down the road, Lorne also was catfished by Winnie and Casey (who he thought was the real life actress Casey Mauro who played the decoy Kayla when he was busted).Lorne was arrested again in August 2019 after spending five years in a sex offender rehabilitation class and not passing because he still refused to take any responsibility for his actions leading to his imprisonment. He also showed up to the class drunk despite one of the provisions of sex offender registration being the prohibition of the consumption of alcohol. That being said, he had five alcohol violations on his record since 2014. Lorne was sentenced to six months in jail for this and was released in February 2020.Afterwards, Lorne began a relationship with a robot named Jamie Amy and Casey from Dateline NBC. Yes, that Casey.Please stay awhile and listen.
Lorne Armstrong: Crying Drunk Trivia RaptorBacon 2023-09-04 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbaconLorne cries his fake girlfriend goes on a fake date. Gets upset and jealous of Dan during trivia and hangs up. Lorne also proposes and gets no response.10-07-18 0451 PM pt 3 (end) - Drunk Trivia - streamonly-Follow up: youtu.be/Y5HTih4Z7_8?si=qhktmEc3FWw60Nd-Lorne, 36 years old at the time, began chatting with a girl he believed to be 13 years old named “Kayla”. In the beginning, he was warning her about the dangers of chatting with strangers on the internet, but as the days and chat went on, Lorne began to write more romantic messages to her, calling her his “precious little princess” and his “little babygirl”, and showing fiery jealousy whenever she talked to boys in her school. Lorne finally ended up showing naked cam pics of himself and talking about the sexual things he wanted to do with her. He even proposed to marry her, calling her “Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”. Before arriving at the sting house, Lorne had contacted the decoy, hoping to score a night of sex with her, also mentioning he was coming over with a “present” (a cheap $5 bracelet) and a box of condoms. The online chat lasted over a month and spanned 407 pages (the end chatlog was as thick as a phonebook).In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on To Catch A Predator, tried to cash in on his fame (or infamy) by starting a YouTube channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before and during his prison stay. These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be things he said in his 407 page chatlog though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him.In early 2017, a girl calling herself "Ramona" put forward a series of audio tapes in which she made contact with Lorne and started a long distance relationship with him. In reality, it was an elaborate catfish to obtain information and to do a deep dive into his psyche. Down the road, Lorne also was catfished by Winnie and Casey (who he thought was the real life actress Casey Mauro who played the decoy Kayla when he was busted).Lorne was arrested again in August 2019 after spending five years in a sex offender rehabilitation class and not passing because he still refused to take any responsibility for his actions leading to his imprisonment. He also showed up to the class drunk despite one of the provisions of sex offender registration being the prohibition of the consumption of alcohol. That being said, he had five alcohol violations on his record since 2014. Lorne was sentenced to six months in jail for this and was released in February 2020.Afterwards, Lorne began a relationship with a robot named Jamie Amy and Casey from Dateline NBC. Yes, that Casey.Please stay awhile and listen.
Lorne Armstrong: Happy Lornt RaptorBacon 2023-08-30 | The most beautiful time of year. Cawd Bless yew all.Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbaconLorne, 36 years old at the time, began chatting with a girl he believed to be 13 years old named “Kayla”. In the beginning, he was warning her about the dangers of chatting with strangers on the internet, but as the days and chat went on, Lorne began to write more romantic messages to her, calling her his “precious little princess” and his “little babygirl”, and showing fiery jealousy whenever she talked to boys in her school. Lorne finally ended up showing naked cam pics of himself and talking about the sexual things he wanted to do with her. He even proposed to marry her, calling her “Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”. Before arriving at the sting house, Lorne had contacted the decoy, hoping to score a night of sex with her, also mentioning he was coming over with a “present” (a cheap $5 bracelet) and a box of condoms. The online chat lasted over a month and spanned 407 pages (the end chatlog was as thick as a phonebook).In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on To Catch A Predator, tried to cash in on his fame (or infamy) by starting a YouTube channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before and during his prison stay. These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be things he said in his 407 page chatlog though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him.In early 2017, a girl calling herself "Ramona" put forward a series of audio tapes in which she made contact with Lorne and started a long distance relationship with him. In reality, it was an elaborate catfish to obtain information and to do a deep dive into his psyche. Down the road, Lorne also was catfished by Winnie and Casey (who he thought was the real life actress Casey Mauro who played the decoy Kayla when he was busted).Lorne was arrested again in August 2019 after spending five years in a sex offender rehabilitation class and not passing because he still refused to take any responsibility for his actions leading to his imprisonment. He also showed up to the class drunk despite one of the provisions of sex offender registration being the prohibition of the consumption of alcohol. That being said, he had five alcohol violations on his record since 2014. Lorne was sentenced to six months in jail for this and was released in February 2020.Afterwards, Lorne began a relationship with a robot named Jamie Amy and Casey from Dateline NBC. Yes, that Casey.Please stay awhile and listen.
Lorne Armstrong: Winnies Last Joke RaptorBacon 2023-08-10 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon The Death of Superman.
Teamwork RaptorBacon 2023-08-09 | EA Sports. It's in the game.Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon
Lorne Armstrong: Lorne and Order RaptorBacon 2023-08-05 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne, 36 years old at the time, began chatting with a girl he believed to be 13 years old named “Kayla”. In the beginning, he was warning her about the dangers of chatting with strangers on the internet, but as the days and chat went on, Lorne began to write more romantic messages to her, calling her his “precious little princess” and his “little babygirl”, and showing fiery jealousy whenever she talked to boys in her school. Lorne finally ended up showing naked cam pics of himself and talking about the sexual things he wanted to do with her. He even proposed to marry her, calling her “Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”. Before arriving at the sting house, Lorne had contacted the decoy, hoping to score a night of sex with her, also mentioning he was coming over with a “present” (a cheap $5 bracelet) and a box of condoms. The online chat lasted over a month and spanned 407 pages (the end chatlog was as thick as a phonebook).In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on To Catch A Predator, tried to cash in on his fame (or infamy) by starting a YouTube channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before and during his prison stay. These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be things he said in his 407 page chatlog though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him.In early 2017, a girl calling herself "Ramona" put forward a series of audio tapes in which she made contact with Lorne and started a long distance relationship with him. In reality, it was an elaborate catfish to obtain information and to do a deep dive into his psyche. Down the road, Lorne also was catfished by Winnie and Casey (who he thought was the real life actress Casey Mauro who played the decoy Kayla when he was busted).Lorne was arrested again in August 2019 after spending five years in a sex offender rehabilitation class and not passing because he still refused to take any responsibility for his actions leading to his imprisonment. He also showed up to the class drunk despite one of the provisions of sex offender registration being the prohibition of the consumption of alcohol. That being said, he had five alcohol violations on his record since 2014. Lorne was sentenced to six months in jail for this and was released in February 2020.Afterwards, Lorne began a relationship with a robot named Jamie Amy and Casey from Dateline NBC. Yes, that Casey.Please stay awhile and listen.
Lorne Armstrong: Dumbest Person Alive RaptorBacon 2023-07-23 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon 4-27-19 550PM - Winnie Makes Will Act Like LorneLorne thinks he is going to date Debbie now that he and Winnie broke up but she still wants him. None of these people exist just like Lorne's brain doesn't exist.Lorne, 36 years old at the time, began chatting with a girl he believed to be 13 years old named “Kayla”. In the beginning, he was warning her about the dangers of chatting with strangers on the internet, but as the days and chat went on, Lorne began to write more romantic messages to her, calling her his “precious little princess” and his “little babygirl”, and showing fiery jealousy whenever she talked to boys in her school. Lorne finally ended up showing naked cam pics of himself and talking about the sexual things he wanted to do with her. He even proposed to marry her, calling her “Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”. Before arriving at the sting house, Lorne had contacted the decoy, hoping to score a night of sex with her, also mentioning he was coming over with a “present” (a cheap $5 bracelet) and a box of condoms. The online chat lasted over a month and spanned 407 pages (the end chatlog was as thick as a phonebook).In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on To Catch A Predator, tried to cash in on his fame (or infamy) by starting a YouTube channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before and during his prison stay. These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be things he said in his 407 page chatlog though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him.In early 2017, a girl calling herself "Ramona" put forward a series of audio tapes in which she made contact with Lorne and started a long distance relationship with him. In reality, it was an elaborate catfish to obtain information and to do a deep dive into his psyche. Down the road, Lorne also was catfished by Winnie and Casey (who he thought was the real life actress Casey Mauro who played the decoy Kayla when he was busted).Lorne was arrested again in August 2019 after spending five years in a sex offender rehabilitation class and not passing because he still refused to take any responsibility for his actions leading to his imprisonment. He also showed up to the class drunk despite one of the provisions of sex offender registration being the prohibition of the consumption of alcohol. That being said, he had five alcohol violations on his record since 2014. Lorne was sentenced to six months in jail for this and was released in February 2020.Afterwards, Lorne began a relationship with a robot named Jamie Amy and Casey from Dateline NBC. Yes, that Casey.Please stay awhile and listen.
Lorne Armstrong: Dear State of Maine RaptorBacon 2023-07-18 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Enough.
Lorne Armstrong: Saving Rhoda RaptorBacon 2023-07-16 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne demands all of Winnie's time. Rhoda and the baby are in trouble. Lorne pretends to care.3-12-19 922am - Saving Rhoda-Lorne, 36 years old at the time, began chatting with a girl he believed to be 13 years old named “Kayla”. In the beginning, he was warning her about the dangers of chatting with strangers on the internet, but as the days and chat went on, Lorne began to write more romantic messages to her, calling her his “precious little princess” and his “little babygirl”, and showing fiery jealousy whenever she talked to boys in her school. Lorne finally ended up showing naked cam pics of himself and talking about the sexual things he wanted to do with her. He even proposed to marry her, calling her “Mrs. Kayla Marie Armstrong”. Before arriving at the sting house, Lorne had contacted the decoy, hoping to score a night of sex with her, also mentioning he was coming over with a “present” (a cheap $5 bracelet) and a box of condoms. The online chat lasted over a month and spanned 407 pages (the end chatlog was as thick as a phonebook).In 2017, Lorne, believing himself to be a celebrity due to the attention he received from his appearance on To Catch A Predator, tried to cash in on his fame (or infamy) by starting a YouTube channel where he would sing, do workouts, cook vegan dishes and try to sell paraphernalia from before and during his prison stay. These videos would be massively downvoted and many of the comments would be things he said in his 407 page chatlog though he wouldn’t recognize they were his words thrown back at him.In early 2017, a girl calling herself "Ramona" put forward a series of audio tapes in which she made contact with Lorne and started a long distance relationship with him. In reality, it was an elaborate catfish to obtain information and to do a deep dive into his psyche. Down the road, Lorne also was catfished by Winnie and Casey (who he thought was the real life actress Casey Mauro who played the decoy Kayla when he was busted).Lorne was arrested again in August 2019 after spending five years in a sex offender rehabilitation class and not passing because he still refused to take any responsibility for his actions leading to his imprisonment. He also showed up to the class drunk despite one of the provisions of sex offender registration being the prohibition of the consumption of alcohol. That being said, he had five alcohol violations on his record since 2014. Lorne was sentenced to six months in jail for this and was released in February 2020.Afterwards, Lorne began a relationship with a robot named Jamie Amy and Casey from Dateline NBC. Yes, that Casey.Please stay awhile and listen.
Lorne Armstrong: Open House RaptorBacon 2023-06-14 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne is selling his dilapidated dump. Book a tour now. Thank-you to whoever took these photos of Lorne's place.zillow.com/homedetails/388-W-Ridge-Rd-Cornville-ME-04976/85019553_zpid
Lorne Armstrong Hates Lorne Armstrong RaptorBacon 2023-06-09 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne Armstrong is a pedophile rapist who knows exactly who he is. He feigns rage and resentment against people like himself who who would rape children and women. Arrest him on sight.
Lorne Armstrong: Talks About His Pawst RaptorBacon 2023-05-31 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne is an idiot. He will always be an idiot. He belongs in jail until the end of time. Lorne discusses his past relationships and lies about everything under the sun.Lorne Talks About Ell-Jaye.mp3
Lorne Armstrong: Abusive Paranoid Idiot RaptorBacon 2023-05-26 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne is a terrible fake boyfriend. He wakes up his fake girlfriend to interrogate her why she hung up and didn't call his dumb ass back. He also states his fake girlfriend is spending too much time on "internet." Lorne believes because he fucked up and used the internet to try to rape a child, the internet is bad, therefore nobody can use it. (8-2-18 405p Protection from ROY IS NEEDED clipped before skype connected)Lorne later speaks to his fake girlfriend who is on acid when trying to sell his junk.Thank-you to whoever took the photos of Lorne's garbage bag covered home this 10 Mile Yard Sale.
Lorne Armstrong: Winnie Catches COVID RaptorBacon 2023-05-19 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Winnie and Jamie are in the hospital with COVID. Lorne is an idiot who speaks to Nurse Matilda for reassurance. Code Blue is announced in the hospital which upsets Winnie that Jamie might be dead.
Lorne Armstrong: Leftover(s) RaptorBacon 2023-05-08 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbaconDedicated to root and Emma. Thank-you to all those who offered their kind words; this is also for you.
Lorne Armstrong: In This House RaptorBacon 2023-03-11 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne is a creepy man who belongs back in jail. Please arrest this dangerous man on sight. If you happen to be near his dilapidated shit hole he calls home, please call the police immediately before he grabs you.
Lorne Armstrong: Nick Beiglar RaptorBacon 2023-03-02 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon 7 25 17 lorne armstrong police callMarty calls the police to make sure Lorne is OK. Problem is, Lorne didn't even know a Nick at the time. Lorne frets about being put back in jail.
Frontline: Lorne Armstrong RaptorBacon 2023-02-10 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne once again is jealous of Dan and the "D" sweater. Winnie tries to explain he shouldn't worry because Dan isn't interested in her anyway. Lorne's insecure brain churns and he tries to get up a hill.11-13-18 658am Damsel in Ditchstress-Thank-you @EnterTheCawdverse for the voice AI tip! Check his channel out!
Lorne Armstrong Comes Clean RaptorBacon 2023-02-08 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne thinks he is tough and talks shit to a person sleeping on a bench.11-16-18 0152PM - Mama Gwen Call is cut off Passport Office-Thank-you @EnterTheCawdverse for the voice AI tip! Check his channel out!
Lorne Armstrong: -87 Degrees in Cornville RaptorBacon 2023-02-04 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon It's fawking cold outside in Cornville; hopefully Lorne freezes because he thinks kerosene is bad. Let's revist Lorne's home in a helicopter in Microsoft Flight Simulator. These are the exact GPS coordinates where you can see his shed. A few years ago I visited in a plane.Lorne is upset about the same old shit; his mawm being disrespected, Winnie nawt loving him, and pissed awf Roy had phone sex.11-21-2018 - MAMA GWEN'S Secretion-
Lorne Armstrong: Conspiracies & COVID RaptorBacon 2023-01-31 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne comes up with a bunch of conspiracies and is afraid of COVID.3-25-20 935am - Conspiracy to Obstruct Justass-.mp3Thank you Eli!
Lorne Armstrong: Empty Jail Threats RaptorBacon 2023-01-29 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne is a stupid man whose mother failed him.12-23-18 0238 Dejected - Tha Sickness-Call source: youtu.be/_7ZxfKZvnFM
Lorne Armstrongs Sh*tfest RaptorBacon 2023-01-28 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne is hammered and drops a N bomb.11-17-747PM - PTE TRES LORNE ROY HORN FIGHT N WORD
Lorne Armstrong: Abuse RaptorBacon 2023-01-27 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Dear Maine, why is this man free?12-17-18 No Vehicle Bitch bye-
Lorne Armstrong: Winnie Touches Anotha Guy RaptorBacon 2023-01-26 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne tells Winnie it's creepy to watch Dan through the computer. Yet, this is what Lorne wanted Kayla to do while he shuffled around naked with his curved dong hanging out.1-7-19 Winnie Pollard and the Infinite Sadnesh-
Lorne Armstrong: Monster RaptorBacon 2023-01-23 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Let's be realistic for a moment again. Lorne Armstrong is a monster. Fuck the Discords, the livestreams, the bullshit. He tried to fuck a child.
Lorne Armstrong: Detective Idiot RaptorBacon 2023-01-18 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Casey/Kayla is so close, yet so far. You are a moron Lorne.1. 50th Birthday Video: youtu.be/mtcVgnNcxLU2. CAS3Y: Episode 70: youtu.be/_7ZxfKZvnFM3. Thank you "Olduncleruckus" on Reddit for taking the new pictures of Lorne's trailer: reddit.com/r/FansHansenvsPredator/comments/y7i9j3/this_is_every_picture_i_got_when_i_took_my/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
Lorne Armstrong: Drunk Aspiring Kid Toucher RaptorBacon 2023-01-16 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Another Morning After Drunkeness: Again Lorne is an asshole to his fake girlfriend because he hit the bottle. I fucking cannot stand how Lorne laughs at his own jokes. Please arrest this idiot on sight. Towards the end he uses the same old excuses why he called someone he claims to "love" a bitch.Shout outs:1. youtube.com/@heelborne2. youtube.com/@BLU3BOY
Best of Lorne Armstrong: Dirty Uncle Thinks of His Niece RaptorBacon 2023-01-10 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Re-edit (fixed in a little different way): Lorne Armstrong is a dirty old man who belongs in prison. Please call the police if you see him. You might just save a child. Lorne gets upset he is told he has crusty hands and a big floppy belly.
Lorne Armstrong: Will Yew Merry Me RaptorBacon 2022-12-24 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne Armstrong likes like children. He shows us how not to propose to a human and begs for reassurance because he is an insecure loser.
Lorne Armstrong: Were Not Breaking Up RaptorBacon 2022-12-23 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon 08-02-2018 8 - 10pm We're BROKE UP - LAWNE AND DRONK ROY: Lorne is an abusive drunk who controls his girlfriend by denying they are breaking up.
Lorne Armstrong: Shut Up Victor RaptorBacon 2022-12-14 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne likes little girls. Shout out to BLU3BOY for the picture.8-31-18 705a Winnie and Victor Ditch Rehab-.mp3
Lorne Armstrong: Pissed Winnie Cawls Sheriff RaptorBacon 2022-12-10 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne gets upset because he has a tiny dick and nobody likes him. Gets trolled and pretends taking a shower while on the phone is like really taking a shower with a human. Winnie trolls him hard and he lies he isn't drunk.Thank you Robot and Blu3boy for the cawl and picture.12-24-18 Drunk Liar - Winnie Calls Sheriff
Lorne Armstrong: Thinks He Is Internet Famous RaptorBacon 2022-12-07 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne Armstrong is a monster pedo who thinks people online are reading his book and singing his shitty songs for money. Never underestimate the stupidity of this man. Please arrest him on sight.
A Christmas With Lorne Armstrong RaptorBacon 2022-12-06 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Ever want to spend Christmas listening to Lorne think he's talking to his fake girlfriend on his dirty Bluetooth? Want to hear Lorne talk about pissing off the side of his house by the bird house for the holidays? Want to hear Lorne make terrible jokes nobody laughs at? Here is your chance. Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah. Happy Festivus.
Best of Lorne Armstrong: Another Insecure Rager Against The Man RaptorBacon 2022-12-04 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon 9 14 18 1035PM wHITER pOWR aRMBAND aRMSTRONGFollow up to the white power call: youtu.be/al-A5WYF2V0Olduncleruckus: Thank you for the Lorne trailer photos.Lorne rages because Winnie keeps calling him a pedo using Google Translate, which he thinks is another guy hanging around along with the white supremacist bitch.Please subscribe and let me know what you think in the comments! Rose, kiss, smiley.
Lorne Armstrong: Angry Psycho Ex-Boyfriend RaptorBacon 2022-11-23 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Rose, kiss, smiley.
Lorne Armstrong: I Will Go Down With This Ship RaptorBacon 2022-11-22 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne Armstrong will never get it. Thank you all for the audio clips used.
Lorne Armstrong: Pretends He Wants To Donate a Kidney RaptorBacon 2022-11-20 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne is an amoeba idiot who tries to get out of his main responsibilities by pretending he wants to donate his alcohol ridden kidney to a little boy. He later goes on and pretends he has greater intelligence than people who didn't get their GEDs in prison. Lorne is an absolute idiot who later states he thinks probation won't give him back his Pentium 2 with EDO ram because of all the support he has online.2-14-20 - Winifred Broomhildarmstrong-Thanksgiving 1997 Barney video: youtu.be/epgXuMB1sF8
Lorne Armstrong: Bitch Boy Upset RaptorBacon 2022-11-17 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne Armstrong, who tries to fuck children, thinks he is morally superior to Winnie who wishes to buy drugs from GG.3-5-19 1121am - Winnie and King SchlongAudio: "Lit Fuse" from the Audiomachine release THE FIRE AND THE FURY
Lorne Armstrong: Matilda Checks on Jamie RaptorBacon 2022-11-12 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon 4-12-20 1145a: Lorne Armstrong is a mutant creature who has a cider jug for a brain. He talks to Matilda who happens to be at the hospital the same time as Jamie. Lorne makes terrible jokes and laughs at them while buying ciggies while his fake girlfriend is in the hospital struggling to breathe.Olduncleruckus: Thank you for the Lorne trailer photos.
Lorne Armstrong: Winnie Drinks Too Much On Thanksgiving RaptorBacon 2022-11-10 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon 11-22-18 843am-Lorne dances on the Macy's Day Parade float and Winnie drinks too much before Thanksgiving dinner which pisses off Lorne and Emma. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Lorne Armstrong: Winnie Fights Emmuh RaptorBacon 2022-11-08 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon 2-16-20 1150am - Winnie and Emmuh in the ring- Vault 87 is a Vault-Tec Vault located in the Capital Wasteland in 2277. It is the birthplace of the super mutants and centaurs in the region. Lorne, lost what was left of his brain and became more reptilian after living in his shithole too long he destroyed. Lorne bitches and moans he still couldn't say "no" after all these years. He is a complete moron and unable to relate to other human beings.Thank-you BLU3BOY for the audio and footage.WHO WILL REMEMBER ME by Twelve Titans MusicOlduncleruckus: Thank you for the Lorne trailer photos.
Lorne Armstrong: Im Watching You RaptorBacon 2022-10-30 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon Lorne, it has come to my attention that within one year you will be coming after the community, including myself. I urgently wanted to pass along this message: "Eat a bag of dicks." Perverted Justice is anonymous. We do not forgive. We do not forget. As long as you stay away from drinking alcohol, driving drunk, and touching little girls, you will be left alone.
Lorne Armstrong: Kevin Goes Trick-Or-Treat RaptorBacon 2022-10-30 | Donations are never expected but always appreciated.Buy Me a Pawt Pie: ko-fi.com/raptorbacon 3-6-19 442pm - Up On Tha Rooooooooof-Lorne gets all upset because his fake girlfriend pretended to be dead in the hospital and Lorne makes it all about himself. GG makes an appearance at the end. Happy Halloween.Olduncleruckus: Thank you for the Lorne trailer photos. Eli, thank you for the green-screen.
