FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS (ft. Ryan George and Julie Nolke) Whitney Avalon 2026-09-20 | FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS (ft. Ryan George and Julie Nolke)
BLOOPERS & BTS (The Ocean Will Be Mine ft. Garrett Clayton @garrettclayton1, Alyssa Preston) Whitney Avalon 2023-09-23 | ✨ Get a signed postcard and other fun stuff here: patreon.com/whitneyavalon▶ Watch “The Ocean Will Be Mine” youtu.be/xF3_H0JOPJ0▶ Watch “Rolling in the Deep” youtu.be/yTqZZ5fZ8bo Join us behind the scenes with Garrett Clayton, Alyssa Preston, Whitney Avalon, and the whole crew that made these music videos! Featuring bloopers, laughs, and absolutely no tentacles. ;)Filmed following strict safety guidelines. ** CAST **Eric: Garrett Clayton (@garrettclayton1, http://instagram.com/garrettclayton1)Ursula: Alyssa Preston (imdb.com/name/nm3273981)Vanessa: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)** CREW **Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon “Ocean” Composer, Orchestrator, Mixer: Ryan O’Connell“Rolling” Composer: Cristian R. VillagraProducer, Puppeteer: Vicki Syal at Pollution StudiosCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterProduction Designer: Kim BrunnerCostume Designer: Tiana BrintonHair & Make-Up: Rebecca Lee Castro, Lizzy PolancoVFX Supervisor: James Okuley“Rolling” Music Mix: Ed Boyer1st AC: Michael JustinGrip & Electric: Brandon Torres, Harper ThomasRecording Engineer: James ThompsonAssistant Editor: Samuel RichardsonWig Stylist: Patty JarvisColorist: Ryan K. McNeal at RKM StudiosPA: Chandler BergFilmed at: Fonco StudiosSpecial Thanks: Allison Dillard, Michael O'Hara, Alisha & Pure Imagination Party CompanyGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “Time flies when you’re having fun! 😂” below.
Rolling in the Deep | Adele | Little Mermaid Style (Ursula Disney Parody!) Whitney Avalon 2023-06-24 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets🎧 Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3IsAWE5vzhFcY8sj4BQvau🎧 Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/rolling-in-the-deep-little-mermaid-style-single/1694784853Welcome to purgatory, where right after the events of “The Little Mermaid” Ursula has some time to think about how things went wrong – with the help of her trusty alter-ego Vanessa, of course. Starring the divine Alyssa Preston as everyone’s favorite purple villainess!Filmed following strict safety guidelines. #TheLittleMermaid #Ursula #Adele** CAST **Ursula: Alyssa Preston (imdb.com/name/nm3273981)Vanessa: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)** CREW **Producer, Director, New Lyrics: Whitney Avalon Music Producer, Orchestrator*: Cristián R. VillagraProducer, Puppeteer: Vicki Syal at Pollution StudiosCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterProduction Designer, Puppeteer: Kim BrunnerCostume Designer: Tiana BrintonHair & Make-Up: Rebecca Lee Castro, Lizzy PolancoMusic Mix: Ed Boyer1st AC: Michael JustinGrip & Electric: Brandon Torres, Harper ThomasRecording Engineer: James ThompsonAssistant Editor: Samuel RichardsonWig Stylist: Patty JarvisColorist: Ryan K. McNeal at RKM StudiosPA: Chandler BergFilmed at: Fonco StudiosSpecial Thanks: Allison Dillard, Michael O'Hara, Alisha & Pure Imagination Party Company*based on the original by Adkins & EpworthGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** RULING IN THE DEEP LYRICS **There’s a fire starting in my heartJust metaphorically - nothing burns in the briny darkFinally, I can see it all too clearHoodwinked and ganged up on and stabbed with a ship-spearSurely I should have ended up as queenDon’t underestimate a restless, reckless teenThere’s a fire pressing in my chestJust metaphorically – as we already have addressedAs I reflect with my reflection I just keep thinking that we almost had it allThough it’s too late for introspection I can’t help feelingWe could have had it all (Power and prestige, far under the sea) Ruling in the deep (Fathoms down below, ruling in the deep)I had them in the palm of my hand (Power and prestige, far under the sea)But I lost to Mermaid Streep (Fathoms down below, ruling in the deep)Triton long since had gone into declineBut I was at my peak, for I always have been divine ;)Think of me in the depths beneath the wavesIn coral castle caves where I’d make everyone my slavesA bratty princess, her stubborn daddy (Vengeance and revenge, far under the sea)In spite of both of them I almost had it all (Fathoms down below, ruling in the deep)This exiled girlboss was not the baddie (Vengeance and revenge, far under the sea)I can’t help feeling (Fathoms down below, ruling in the deep)Reine des poissons, vaincre la sirène (I could have had it all)Ruling in the deep (I speak body language, and yes also French (Ruling in the deep)Should’ve had crab cakes made of Sebastian (I had them in the palm of my hand)Well, look at the time: it’s thick-thirty again (Must I finally admit defeat?)Could’ve had it allRuling every tide The contracts may have had loopholesStill I hardly ever liedPoor sad souls, I would help them live their dreams No one can prove that I enjoyed their later screamsNot every sea witch is evil as she seemsJust pay me back and I don’t take it to extremesOh how I wish he never had kissed the girlBrought her to his home, a part of his world (We could’ve had it all)Oh how I wish he never had kissed the girl (We could’ve had it all, yeah)Chose to keep her legs a part of his world (It all, it all, it all)We could have had it all Ruling in the deepI had her in the palm of my handShould’ve slaughtered Triton’s daughter in the waterShould’ve shut her up for keeps** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “Alyssa Preston is a queen!” below - because it’s TRUE!
Little Mermaid Live-Action Song | The Ocean Will Be Mine | w/ Garrett Clayton! @garrettclayton1 Whitney Avalon 2023-05-21 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets🎧 Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/383ybpRgwJluXDVmlukhIz🎧 Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/the-ocean-will-be-mine-single/1688897697I wrote this song in 2019 out of a lifelong love for “The Little Mermaid” -- especially Ursula and her purple-eyed alter-ego Vanessa. With the new live-action movie coming soon, it seemed like the right time to finally finish the project and share it with the world. And how fortunate we all are that the wonderful Garrett Clayton jumped aboard ;) as Prince Eric!Filmed following strict safety guidelines. #Disney #TheLittleMermaid #Ursula** CAST **Eric: Garrett Clayton (youtube.com/@garrettclayton1, http://instagram.com/garrettclayton1)Vanessa: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Ursula: Alyssa Preston (imdb.com/name/nm3273981)** CREW **Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon Composer, Orchestrator, Mixer: Ryan O’ConnellProducer: Vicki Syal at Pollution StudiosCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterProduction Designer: Kim BrunnerCostume Designer: Tiana BrintonHair & Make-Up: Rebecca Lee Castro, Lizzy PolancoVFX Supervisor: James Okuley1st AC: Michael JustinGrip & Electric: Brandon Torres, Harper ThomasRecording Engineer: James ThompsonAssistant Editor: Samuel RichardsonWig Stylist: Patty JarvisColorist: Ryan K. McNeal at RKM StudiosPA: Chandler BergFilmed at: Fonco StudiosSpecial Thanks: Allison Dillard, Michael O'Hara, Alisha & Pure Imagination Party CompanyGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ** THE OCEAN WILL BE MINE LYRICS **Merfolk are fools, so weak and flimsyThey're afraid of me and all my mighty magicPoor Ariel, all hope and whimsyShe's got no chance and it is positively tragicI've got her voice, I've got her manI've got a wedding to attend within the hourI've carried out my brilliant planAnd soon I'll once again have near-infinite powerNo, that mermaid mime won't get her kissThe ocean will be--I will pull her into the abyssAnd then she will be--Triton will become her substituteAll because she thought one guy was cuteThe palace will be--The ocean will be mine!Oh, yesThe ocean will be mine![Eric sings beautiful snippets of melodies, reminiscent of Ariel’s]Humans are foolsSo dense and simpleTrying for happiness but dying all too soonThis silly prince With his manly dimpleEasy to brainwash with one pretty little tuneHe's quite a catch (ha!)He's quite a prizeHe's not my type but still I love to make him twitchHe's gonna getA huge surprise When he notices he's hitched to a big, bad witchI'm so glad we'll marry right awayMy true love will be--I’ve declared a national holiday And soon you will be--Endless years of blissful joy aheadWait... but shouldn’t your hair be red?And shouldn’t you be--My true love will be mine!Oh, yesMy true love will be mine!It's too perfect (It's too perfect)I have found you and I know without a doubt (In my web and won't get out)It's so easy (It's so easy)I'm a prince so all must do as I command (Even better than I'd planned)It's all I ever wantedEvery dream coming trueA peerless muse (A fearless ruse)Me and youSoon I'll have a crown they can't ignoreThe ocean will be--Left all of my worries back on shoreMy true love will be--Victory has been long overdueWait... but weren’t your eyes more, uh… blue?The ocean will be mine / my true love will be mine!Oh, yesMy true love will be mine / the ocean will be mine!Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “Shell yeah!!! 🐚” below.
Dragonfare | A Fairy Tale With Magical Music ✨ Whitney Avalon 2023-04-29 | Let me tell you a story! Put in your headphones, close your eyes, and enjoy.✨ Free “Dragonfare” PDF: patreon.com/posts/82238659▶ “Dragonfare” on Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/41JJvNw23lGbYOAcdHcOHQ▶ “Dragonfare” on Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/dragonfare-a-fairy-tale-ep/1684104140And now for something slightly different! I wrote and recorded a short story and the legendary Hildegard von Blingin’ created accompanying music and soundscape for you to immerse yourself in.I’d love to write a full novel about these characters someday – Nefarya has many adventures ahead of her! – but in the meanwhile here’s the truth of her past.Since my fairy tale twists have been enjoyed billions of times worldwide, I hope you’ll also love this fun new story, featuring princesses, magic, and (you guessed it!) dragons.** CREDITS **Written & Read By: Whitney AvalonMusic & Soundscape By: Hildegard Von Blingin’ @Hildegardvonblingin Additional Audio Editing By: Lizzie GoldsmithArt: 1920 work by Virginia Frances Sterrett Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR LISTENING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “This is so enchanting! 😉” below.
FISCHL vs MONA: Genshin Impact Princess Rap Battle (Anna Akana, Briana White, Whitney Avalon) Whitney Avalon 2022-12-30 | Fischl and Mona’s quest? Today, it’s a #PrincessRapBattle! This video is sponsored by #GenshinImpact. genshinimpact.comSpotify: open.spotify.com/album/6PO1sEZlGjUAaNxrlpF4wlApple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/fischl-vs-mona-princess-rap-battle-single/1663096384Katheryne (Whitney Avalon) sets up two high-powered teams of adventurers for a rap battle, led by Fischl (Briana White) and Mona (Anna Akana) within the magical world of the imaginative game Genshin Impact! #HoYoFair #HoYoFair2023Press/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** CREDITS **Writer, Producer, Director, Katheryne: Whitney Avalon instagram.com/whitneyavalonWriter, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett instagram.com/thestevegossettMona: Anna Akana instagram.com/annaakanaFischl: Briana White instagram.com/itsbrianawhiteJean: Karalynn Dunton instagram.com/karalynnduntonBarbara: Kelsey Marie Edwards instagram.com/kelseymarieedwardsKlee: Kim Dalton instagram.com/kim.daltonLisa: Dani Scott instagram.com/highdefrecklesVoice of Oz, Craft Service: Jonathan Regier instagram.com/jonathanregierProducers: Libby Ward, Billy BrennerComposer: Dirty HollywoodRecording Engineer, Mix, Master: James ThompsonCinematographer: Peyton Skelton1st AC: Robby Marino2nd AC: David TrinidadGaffer: Andrea SachsKey Grip: Robert QuinnG&E Swing: Lucas VillaPost PA: Michael SullivanBTS Videographer: Jessica GallantStill Photographer: Robert Tapaltsyan1st AD: TC De WittProduction Coordinator: Corinna Wagner-SmithCostume Designers: Tara Reich, Hana Hart, Kayley JohnsonMake-Up Department Head: Rebecca Lee CastroMake-Up: Lizzy PolancoWig Stylist: Patty JarvisProduction Designer: Johnson CooleyArt Department: John Hastie, Hannah GonzalezArt Department Assistant: Jimmy Ambrose, Nikki Javadi, Matthew Crouchley, Drew GibbsArt Consultant: Jonathan ThieraultPlayback, PA: Andy LoudFabricator: Rachel BursonPuppeteer, PA: Jim BurzelicPA: Rod KimVFX Supervisor: John HuffnagleSpecial Thanks: Elizabeth Osterwich, Moby's Coffee, Fonco Studios** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment either “Team Fischl!” or “Team Mona!” below.
Friday | Rebecca Black | 1920s Big Band Style (w/ Ali Spagnola) Whitney Avalon 2022-11-11 | ▶ Ali’s outrageous channel: youtube.com/c/alispagnola✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/friday-1920s-big-band-style-single/1653631722▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3p57UqTVhvd0mJMeiG5iqDWhat if Rebecca Black’s infamous song Friday were from the 1920s, with a live 11-piece big band?! HOP IN THE BUCKET WITH THESE TWO SWANKY CANARIES AND LET’S FIND OUT, KID!** CREDITS **Producer, Director, Singer: Ali Spagnola (instagram.com/alispagnola, alispagnola.com)Producer, Singer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Cinematographer: Merlin ShowalterGrip & Electric: Ryan MagennisEditor: Claire WileyMusic Arranger*: Elliot DeutschMixer: Jason LeeSaxophones: Will VargasTrumpets: Elliot DeutschTrombones: Robert Todd, Jr.Piano: Scott HealyUpright Bass: Brian WardDrums: Greg Sadler*based on the original by Jey & WilsonPress/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “Whoopee! This song is the bee’s knees!“ below.
BLOOPERS & BTS (WTF 2020s ft. Thomas Lennon) *explicit* Whitney Avalon 2022-11-05 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Watch “WTF 2020s” youtu.be/JJRyyQ9_6eo▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/wtf-2020s-single/1648858225▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/7v2mLJSrNXRghV4UVKJ9BF** CAST **Thomas Lennon (instagram.com/thomaslennon, imdb.com/name/nm0502073)Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)** CREW **Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon Orchestrator, Music Producer, Mix: Ryan O’ConnellProducer: Vicki Syal at Pollution StudiosCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterHair & Make-Up Artist: Roxanne McDanel1st AC: Alejandro EchevarriaGrip & Electric: Billy Brenner, Zac LachenbruchSound Mixer: Will KioultzopoulosAssistant Editor: Samuel RichardsonColorist: Michael Schatz at RKM StudiosPA: Rene PerazaFilmed at: Pollution StudiosGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “Thomas Lennon is a national treasure!” below (because it’s true.)
WTF 2020s?! w/ Thomas Lennon (Funny Song for an Awful Decade) *explicit* Whitney Avalon 2022-10-08 | ✨ Alt ending here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/7v2mLJSrNXRghV4UVKJ9BF▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/wtf-2020s-single/1648858225▶ Bloopers & behind the scenes: youtu.be/I6nXUdJes_UThomas Lennon and Whitney Avalon sing about how the decade is going.After releasing “WTF 2020?!” youtu.be/zCsVp6hRTsA around Christmas two years ago, I’d hoped life would improve so much that I’d never have to make a sequel. But here we are, with the expanded follow-up starring glorious 3-time Emmy nominee Thomas Lennon! The WTF Cinematic Universe continues to grow. :)Project was filmed following strict safety guidelines. #ThomasLennon #Comedy #Duet** CAST **Thomas Lennon (instagram.com/thomaslennon, imdb.com/name/nm0502073)Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)** CREW **Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon Orchestrator, Music Producer, Mix: Ryan O’ConnellProducer: Vicki Syal at Pollution StudiosCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterHair & Make-Up Artist: Roxanne McDanel1st AC: Alejandro EchevarriaGrip & Electric: Billy Brenner, Zac LachenbruchSound Mixer: Will KioultzopoulosAssistant Editor: Samuel RichardsonColorist: Michael Schatz at RKM StudiosPA: Rene PerazaFilmed at: Pollution StudiosGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “I thought this had the perfect amount of swearing!” below.
BABY YODA SONG | Grogu, Ahsoka, Mandalorian parody Disney’s Beauty and the Beast Whitney Avalon 2022-05-07 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3nCI7AExL3Q73iEvX6IhVW▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/gaston-ahsoka-mandalorian-style-single/1622473921I adore Grogu / Baby Yoda so much that I could not rest until I’d created an entire parody music video of Ahsoka and Din Djarin singing his praises to the tune of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast! Please enjoy this Star Wars + classic Disney mashup.Of course, huge shout-outs to Ashley Eckstein (who voiced Ashoka) and Rosario Dawson (who played live-action Ahsoka) as well as the thousands of creatives who made The Mandalorian, Star Wars in general, and the original Beauty and the Beast!!! It was an honor to be airbrushed orange to salute their brilliance.Project was filmed following strict safety guidelines. #StarWars #BeautyAndTheBeast #Parody** CAST **Ahsoka: Whitney Avalon http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon http://imdb.me/whitneyavalonMandalorian – Voice: Evan Gregory of The Gregory Brothers youtube.com/c/gregorybrothers youtube.com/c/songifyMandalorian – On-Screen: David Odom of The Warp Zone youtube.com/c/TheWarpZone instagram.com/mr.spodomGrogu – Puppeteer: Danny Montooth instagram.com/dmontooth twitch.tv/perceptionstudio** CREW **Producer, Director, New Lyrics: Whitney Avalon Producer: Kristen BrancaccioOrchestrator*: Cristián R. VillagraCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterProduction Designer: Rachelle FlautaVFX Supervisor: James OkuleyMake-Up Artist: Roxanne McDanelFilmed at: Pollution StudiosColorist: Michael Schatz at RKM StudiosMusic Mix, Master: Ryan O’Connell1st AC: Ryan MagennisGrip & Electric: Billy Brenner, Chaz MooreArt Department Assistant: Olivia BaileyMandalorian Costumer: Brian FisherAssistant Editor: Alex WolfPA: Chandler Berg*based on the original by Alan Menken & Howard AshmanGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** LYRICS **Grogu and I can feel each other’s thoughts.Grogu?Yes. That’s his name.Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, GroguEmotions confused and entwinedI wish it were easy to free you, GroguFrom all of the fears in your mindThere’s no little guy as resilient as you Your aptitude surely could growSome day there’ll be no one as brilliant as you Or you might choose to stay with MandoNo one’s cute like GroguMostly mute like GroguOnly comes to the top of your boot like Grogu Though you’re currently a neutral player Perfect, a pure padawanOnce you’re trained by a Cal, Mace, or LeiaWe’d soon see which side you would prove to be onNo one brawls like Grogu Sells out dolls like GroguLoves to levitate your shiny balls like GroguI’m not singing, I don’t like participating Great! Concentrate on Grogu Two seasons downHow many more?Grogu is the starPeople are watching forNo one tries like GroguHas huge eyes like GroguNo one’s blood is a sought-after prize like GroguThough it’s truly a pleasure to meetchaYou’ve potential like I’ve rarely seenI am not the right person to teach yaBy all definitions you’re currently green – get it?When I looked away, he ate four froggy eggsWhich I quickly condemned and chastisedBut later, I think he ate five froggy eggsThough at least they were unfertilizedOoof - no one snacks like Groguhas our backs like Grogu Will force choke anyone who attacks like Grogu I never thought I’d have to babysit, butThis is the wayHe’s my foundling, my strayTill he’s safe and we’ve wonHe’s my child, my sonThe lone wolf and his cubFinding joy and yub nubSo though I have to bid you adieu There’s no need to be glum, let’s see what he’ll becomeAnd his name’s G-R-O…G-R-O-O-T… no, wait…G-R-O-G-U-real soon…I’m still gonna call him “kid” Groguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!Come do a cameo on my show** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “Perfect, a pure padawan!” below.
SPACE BEES | Felicia Day, Burl Moseley, Joey Richter, Whitney Avalon, NASAs Universe of Learning! Whitney Avalon 2022-03-29 | I had the honor of working with NASA’s Universe of Learning on the Astrophysics Variety Hour, a project that takes you channel-surfing through the galaxy! Watch the whole show now at youtube.com/watch?v=6LVWqPMmf0g – this is just one segment! The main video also includes many live-action segments starring some of my favorite actors plus an original song performed by Rachel Bloom.** ASTROPHYSICS VARIETY HOUR CREDITS **Starring: Felicia DayFeaturing: Whitney Avalon, Rachel Bloom, Andre Boyer, Lauren Lopez, Burl Moseley, Alyssa Preston, Joey Richter, Clayton Snyder, and Wil Wheaton – as well as dozens of real exoplanet scientists!Creator & Writer: Tim PyleAdditional Writing: Whitney AvalonExecutive Producers: Anya Biferno, Lynn Cominsky, Kathleen Lestition, Denise Smith, Gordon K. SquiresProducers: Kenneth Kolb, Janice LeeCreative Producer: Whitney AvalonDirectors: Whitney Avalon, Tim PyleDirectors of Photography: Keith Miller, Merlin Showalter Make-Up and Hair Artists: Rebecca Lee Castro, Austin Evans, Roxanne McDanel, Kayle WilliamsVisual Effects, CG Modeling & Animation: Tim PyleAdditional Animation (Exoplanet Song): Juan Carlos VargasAdditional CG Modeling: Keith MillerProduced at Caltech/IPAC by the IPAC Communications & Education team for NASA’s Universe of Learning universe-of-learning.orgPress/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “I’m gonna go watch the whole show now!” below.
BLOOPERS & BTS (Without a Paddle, Oedipus Rex) Whitney Avalon 2021-12-29 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Watch “Without a Paddle (A Tribute to Schitt's Creek)” youtu.be/GmnGbe4aqnY▶ Watch “Oedipus Rex” youtu.be/LaCsgZp8M3c** WITHOUT A PADDLE CREDITS **Producer, Director, Writer, Singer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Music Producer, Guitarist: Ben Cohen (bencohenguitar.com)Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Kate West Colorist: Ryan K. McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies Inc** OEDIPUS REX CREDITS **Producer, Director, Additional Lyrics, Performer: Whitney AvalonOrchestrator*, Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’Connell (ryanomusic.com)Cinematographer: Merlin ShowalterExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Kate West Props: Kim BrunnerColorist: Ryan K. McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies Inc*based on the original by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com)Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “I thought that audience was real!” below.
Holding Out for a Hero | Medieval Bardcore Style | Hildegard von Blingin’ & Whitney Avalon Whitney Avalon 2021-09-30 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ youtube.com/hildegardvonblingin Hildegard’s marvelous channel, full of beautiful medieval versions of popular songs! ▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3Ziu9rEYYmUxccDF47GPPY▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/holding-out-for-a-hero-medieval-bardcore-style-single/1588144614Watch on the biggest screen you can – there are SO many fun little details in the animation! We’ve been working on this project since summer 2020, well before the TV series LOKI included this song in a renaissance faire scene. Synchronicity!** CREDITS **New Lyrics, Producer, Singer: Whitney AvalonNew Lyrics, Producer, Music Track, Singer: Hildegard von Blingin’Animation: OOF Animation (Ana Stefaniak & Ignatz Johnson Higham) oofanimation.co.ukExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** LYRICS **[HILDEGARD] Whither have the worthy gone, oh, where is fair Gawain?Where is gallant Galahad to take the bridle rein?[WHITNEY] Is there not a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and turn and I dream of what I need [H] I need a heroI shall hold out for a hero 'til the end of the nightI pray he be haleWingèd of heelAnd newly return’d from the fight[W] I need a hero I shall hold out for a hero 'til the morning lightHe must be assur’dE’er true to his wordWith a wit that will thrill and exciteThrill and excite Erelong at the witching hour within my reverieSomewhere just beyond the veil someone reacheth out for me [H] Racing on a courser and clad in gleaming mail I shall answer none but he who bringeth me the grail [W] Aaah, I need a heroI shall hold out for a hero 'til the end of the nightCould I but affordMy very own swordI would not require his might[H] I need a hero I shall hold out for a hero 'til the morning light By god was he blessedE’er true to his questA man of whom Chaucer will write[W] Up where the dragons glide near heaven above Out on a storm-tossed odysseyVerily doth a saintly champion ride toward me[H] Through the wind, and the chill, and the rainThe plague, and the floodI can feel his approach like a fire in my blood[BOTH] I need a hero I shall hold out for a hero ‘til the end of the nightI pray he be haleWingèd of heelAnd newly return’d from the fightI need a hero I shall hold out for a hero ‘til the morning lightA knight, not a pawnA true paragonWith armor and eyes shining brightI need a hero** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “Verily, a dream team!” below.
My Very Favorite Hymn | Beautiful Worship Song He Flies | Church of FSM Whitney Avalon 2021-08-28 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/0B0pEEErvtIv901N94oiKL▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/es/album/he-flies-a-hymn-to-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-single/1587956688I don’t talk about religion much, but I hope this brings you comfort the way it does for me. Project was filmed following all safety guidelines.** CREDITS **Writer, Producer, Performer: Whitney AvalonOrchestrator, Music Producer, Music Mix/Master: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Jake Lloyd Bacon Colorist: Ryan K. McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies IncGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** “HE FLIES” LYRICS **I have felt all of my lifeThe love of our creatorWho delivers us from strifeOur true north navigatorThere is grace in this beliefIn knowing what is rightThat my life, however brief,Is guided by his lightHe's a spaghetti monster and he fliesHe is right here in my heart and there on highWith his perfect pair of giant googly eyesI know he sees all that I do, can't be surprisedHe's a spaghetti monster and you bet he fliesWhen I think about his blessingMy faith is hotter than a cinderAnd when others say we’re guessingI just strap on my colanderHe's a spaghetti monster and he fliesHe will never ask you to be circumcised (no, no) Do not question his grand plan for he is wiseReassure your friends whenever someone diesHe's a spaghetti monster and he surely fliesHe's a spaghetti monster and he fliesHe is floating up there sauce-tossed in the skiesDress piratical and don't apologizeI have felt his noodles hold me when I criedHe's a spaghetti monsterHe's our spaghetti monsterTrust and obey the monsterFor I know that he still fliesR'amen!** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “R’amen!” below.
BLOOPERS & BTS (WTF 2020, Too Honest Lullaby) *explicit* Whitney Avalon 2021-07-27 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Watch “WTF 2020” youtu.be/zCsVp6hRTsA▶ Watch “Too Honest Lullaby” youtu.be/z_4uDYl-bZY** WTF 2020 CREDITS **Producer, Director, Writer, Performer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Orchestrator, Music Producer, Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Kate West Colorist: Ryan K. McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies Inc** TOO HONEST LULLABY CREDITS **Producer, Director, Writer, Performer: Whitney Avalon Orchestrator, Music Producer, Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterSet Design Consultant: Kim BrunnerExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Kate WestColorist: Ryan K. McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies IncGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “Yay for original funny music in these tough times!” below.
Cruella sings ‘Cruella de Vil’ + her own version! (Disney parody) Whitney Avalon 2021-05-26 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/5R5xKXI9nkQ3MZeG0N0uXU▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/album/cruella-sings-cruella-de-vil-cover-single/1569696969Will Cruella sing her eponymous song in the new Disney movie? Almost certainly not, which is why I put her devilish spin on it here -- and even had her write her own boastful version!This seems like a good time to mention I've been vegan for 20+ years, unlike Ms. de Vil. :)Project was filmed following all safety guidelines.** CREDITS **Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Cruella: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Orchestrator*, Music Producer: Cristián R. VillagraMusic Mix, Master: Ed BoyerCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterCostume Designer: Tiana Brinton Production Designer: Kim BrunnerExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Kate West Wig Stylist: Jessica MillsColorist: Pierce CookAssociate Producer: We Make Movies Inc*based on the original by Mel LevenGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** LYRICS **Oh, I’ve heard that song about me and I have a few thoughts. Cruella de VilCruella de Vil (what?)If she doesn't scare youNo evil thing will (yes!)To see her is toTake a sudden chillCruella, Cruella de Vil At first you thinkCruella is the devil (it’s de-VILL, darling)But after time has wornAway the shock (gasp)You come to realizeYou've seen her kind of eyesWatching you from underneathA rock! (well) This vampire bat (I wish)This inhuman beastShe ought to be locked upAnd never released (ha)The world was suchA wholesome place untilCruella, Cruella de Vil I probably will sue for libel, but in the meantime I’ve made some lyrical improvements. Listen, I was in La La Land. Cruella de Vil Cruella de VilShe’s a venus flytrapYou’re a daffodilHer killer instinctIs a polished skillEstella, er, Cruella de Vil A villain or not?Revolt or despair?Nothing’s black and whiteExcept for her hair!She’ll change her fortunesBy sheer force of willLook out for Cruella de Vil At first you thinkCruella is a model (oh, thank you)But after you have seenThe clothes she makesYou’ll come to understandHer future will be grandIn life and drivingNever hit the brakes An orphan aloneBorn brilliant and badShe loves making troubleA little bit madThe world was suchA foolish place untilCruella de VilI may be odd, darling, but I always get even. The world was suchAn awful place untilCruella, Cruella, Cruella, Cruella de VilI love animals! With fries on the side. The world was suchA boring place untilCruellaaaaaaa, oh, Cruella de Vil** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “This is devilishly good!” below.
Billie Eilish | Bad Guy | Addams Family style (Whitney Avalon) Whitney Avalon 2021-04-30 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/4049dwcuYRyC7FbfGAQ50t▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/bad-guy-addams-family-style-single/1564548637I’ve always loved Wednesday Addams – and not just because we have the same initials! But somehow I’d never put my twist on her as a character. So here she is, singing a parody of another edgy gal’s hit song “Bad Guy,” for you! Project was filmed following all safety guidelines.** CREDITS **Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Wednesday: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Orchestrator*: Cristián R. VillagraMusic Mix, Master: Ed BoyerCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Kate West Wig Stylist: Patty JarvisVFX Supervisor, Thing: James OkuleyColorist: Ryan K. McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies Inc*based on the original by Billie Eilish & Finneas O’Connell youtu.be/DyDfgMOUjCIGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** LYRICS **Lightning is always such a buzz Sleepin’ just like a vampire doesCreepin’ around your house becauseI spread some gasolineMy food might play with me instead My family loves to wake the deadNone of my dolls deserve a headLet’s test the guillotine!So you’re a nice kid Not a single vice kid Boring as white rice kid I won’t tell you twice kidI’m that dark typeChaos, gloom, and snark type Circle like a shark typeGonna leave a mark typeAm I the bad guy? HuhI would say my interests are just different from yoursI’m not a bad guyI like it when I’m in controlBury some strangers in a hole Let’s hide those stop signs that we stoleClose your eyes, open wideMy mommy always finds her lightPugsly is good with dynamiteThing is a handful in a fightWant some more cyanide?So you're a sweet kidJust can’t take the heat kid Boppin’ to the beat kidTruth is you’re dead meat kidI am spookyCreepy and so kookyAltogether ookyNo it’s not a fluke, see?Am I the bad guy? HuhThe true evils of the world are colonialist hegemony and pink glitter, so…Depends on what you mean by bad, badIt’s been Addamses all alongI like a haunted bookI see you’re pretty shook by how far I’ll goEveryone’s scared of me?I mean, I don't see what they seeBut maybe it's 'cause I'm holding this crossbowI’m the bad guy? FineI’ll be the bad guyBad guy, bad guy** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “I love that Agatha All Along reference!” below.
🎵 TWISTED THERAPY (Oedipus Rex | Tom Lehrer | Cover Song) 🎵 Whitney Avalon 2021-03-27 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/6ZtwA9V9gh88zXdZclMrdi▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/oedipus-rex-single/1561964055Tom Lehrer wrote and performed many clever, twisted songs in the 1950s and 60s – here’s my version of his classic “Oedipus Rex” with a few lyrical updates. You might need real therapy after watching it. :)Project was filmed following all safety guidelines.** CREDITS **Producer, Director, Additional Lyrics, Performer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Orchestrator*, Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Kate West Props: Kim BrunnerColorist: Ryan K. McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies Inc*based on the original by Tom Lehrer, now in the public domain tomlehrersongs.comGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** LYRICS **From the Bible to the hottest new vlogsThere’s one theme each one catalogues Of all ideals they hail as goodThe most sublime is motherhoodThere was a man though, who it seemsOnce carried this ideal to extremesHe loved his mother and she loved himAnd yet his story is rather grimSome called him Pat. Pat Ricide. That’s a dad joke.There once lived a man named Oedipus RexYou may have heard about his odd complexHis name appears in Freud's indexCause he loved his motherHis rivals used to say quite a bitThat as a monarch he was most unfitBut still in all they had to admitThat he loved his motherYes, he loved his mother like no otherHis daughter was his sister and his son was his brotherTried to avoid the prophecies but strolled right into their atrocitiesThough Oed got famous for his ployJust wait, this fate would not bring him joyFor history’s biggest Mama’s boySure loved his motherWhen he found what he had doneHe tore his eyes out, one by oneA tragic end for a loyal sonWho loved his motherSo be sweet and kind to mother now and then have a chatBuy her candy or some flowers or a brand new hatBut maybe you had better let it go at thatOr you may find yourself with a quite complex complexAnd you may end up like Oedipus(Better to marry a duck-billed platypus)Than end up like old Oedipus “T.” RexOh, that’s all our time for today. I’ll see you next week.** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you read all the way to the bottom of the description, comment “This is motherf--king great!” below.
BLOOPERS & BTS (Whitney’s Big Umbrella ft. Kelly Vrooman & Joey Richter) *explicit* Whitney Avalon 2021-02-20 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Watch “Whitney’s Big Umbrella” youtu.be/ysIGGaXgB2I▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/dont-be-a-dick-single/1536646057▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/1Yjc6r4YCN98J671qClLxV** BEHIND THE SCENES CREDITS **Buffer Festival footage: Dirty HollywoodBuffer Festival photographs: CGargantiniEverything in this video was filmed prior to 2020.#notforkids** WHITNEY’S BIG UMBRELLA CREDITS **Creator, Director, Writer, Performer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Theme Song & “Don’t Be a Dick” Written By: Whitney Avalon & Brendan Milburn Music Producer, Orchestrator: Brendan MilburnAlex, Puppeteer: Kelly Vrooman Bertrand, Puppeteer, Puppet Builder: Danny Montooth Hipster: Joey Richter Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Make-up & Hair: Rebecca Lee Castro Prod. Coordinator: Leia Crawford Prod. Designer: Katie Moest Theme Song Animation: Octopie Network1st A.C.: Stephen J. Branagan 2nd A.C.: Rachel Widerhoeft Key Grip: Kevin Neilwocki Grip: Adam Brant, Jake Reeder G&E Swing: Billy BrennerExecutive Assistant: Jenna Bryson Sound Designer: Shannon Deane Colorist: Ryan K McNeal Logo Designer: David Cater Music Mix, Master: Will HamptonEditor: Raymond Frasier Assistant Editor: Kate West Craft Service: Candace Ostler Scripty, Live Sound: T.C. De Witt PA: Monica PolkGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you want to see more of Whitney’s Big Umbrella comment “Hope you get to make more of this show!” below.
Schitt’s Creek Love Song from David Rose to Patrick | WITHOUT A PADDLE | Whitney Avalon Whitney Avalon 2021-01-30 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/0B5XTaYnGfJ730HT3PTMU0 ▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/without-a-paddle-a-tribute-to-schitts-creek-single/1550832945I adore “Schitt’s Creek” so much that I wrote a song, set after the events of the series, which serves as both a love song from David to Patrick and a tribute to the show! It likely won’t make sense if you haven’t seen this slow-burn, funny, heartfelt, Emmy-sweeping masterpiece, but hey, you can remedy that by watching all six seasons. ;) Or just enjoy the pretty song.Project was filmed following all safety guidelines.** CREDITS **Producer, Director, Writer, Singer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Music Producer, Guitarist: Ben Cohen (bencohenguitar.com)Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Kate West Colorist: Ryan K. McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies IncGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** LYRICS **Thanks Patrick. I’m so glad these open mic nights are still a thing, because David and I put something together after a few too many drinks. And he absolutely forbade me from ever singing it publicly -- so here we go!I’d carry you piggyback up a ridgeWell, not the whole way up, but I'd try for a smidgeIn a barn of blouses, you’re a Givenchy chemiseExpert at tax write-offs, escape rooms, and how to fold in cheeseIf someone laughs at your spray tan or derrière I’ll tell them to eat glass or hop a ride on Larry Air Even when life is feeling bleak and I'm up the freaking creekWithout a paddle, one smile from you can make my weekI’d try to play a sport again if you asked me to There's no one else I'd rather share it with than youI’m on your team, but preferably metaphorically You're super sweet like cinnamon buns for breakfastMore fun and sassy than “A Little Bit Alexis” (vroom vroom)Your name’s not scatological, that’s a reliefThis town has Schitts, Fockers, a few Goodwoods, even a Kweaff (that’s true)No more spin the bottle, you’re the only one I’d marryYou’ll always be my bébé, my Mariah Carey Even when life is feeling bleak and I'm up the freaking creekWithout a paddle, I’d sip melon wine without critiqueI'd watch all three “The Crows Have Eyes” films straight throughThere's no one else I'd rather share it with than youBeing with you is like winning the lottery – but without all the money. The river of life's not smooth like Amish butterBut our love fast-forwards to successI'm your happy ending, I’ve set your heart aflutterAnd yes you guessed it, you’re simply the best Did you hear that? I really ‘rose’ to the occasion. Sorry. So when life is feeling bleak and I'm up the freaking creekWithout a paddle or twoThere’s no one else I’d rather share it with…I feel like I just swept the Emmys whenever I’m with you Thanks. My work here is done. Oh, looks like the Jazzagals are up next!** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “I hope Dan Levy sees this!” below.
WTF 2020?! (Funny Christmas Song for an Awful Year) *explicit* Whitney Avalon 2020-12-05 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/1NjMOJzkZAK4WCkDK0AqJC▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/wtf-2020-single/1542825136It’s been a real dumpster fire of a year for almost everybody, and I had to let out my feelings about it the best way I know how: with a catchy original song. And a lot of swearing. Hope it makes you feel a little better too! ** CREDITS **Producer, Director, Writer, Performer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Orchestrator, Music Producer, Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Kate West Colorist: Ryan K. McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies IncGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you’re reading this, comment “All 4 Whitneys sleighed that!” below.
QUEEN OF HEARTS vs WICKED WITCH Behind the Scenes (Princess Rap Battle) *explicit* Whitney Avalon 2020-11-20 | Behind the scenes of Queen of Hearts vs. Wicked Witch of the West: Princess Rap Battle!✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Princess Rap Battle merch: shop.spreadshirt.com/whitneyavalon** #BehindTheScenes VIDEO CREDITS ** Behind the Scenes Camera: Merlin Showalter Make-Up Artist: Amanda Walter Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Editor: Steve Gossett Assistant Editor: Jackie Begane, Kate West** QUEEN OF HEARTS VS. WICKED WITCH #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Wicked Witch: Whitney Avalon instagram.com/whitneyavalon Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett instagram.com/thestevegossett Queen of Hearts: Alyssa Preston instagram.com/alyssampreston King of Hearts: Ben Giroux instagram.com/BenGiroux Winkie Guards: Aidan Ryder instagram.com/aidanryder & Dotan Ryder instagram.com/dotanleyvAlice: Emily Kinney Mad Hatter: Ryan McCartan Tweedles: Jason Rogel & Reggie De Leon Assoc. Producer: Jim Sabo Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Prod. Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Composer: Dirty Hollywood 1st Asst. Dir.: T.C. De Witt Make-Up/Hair Dept. Head: Rebecca Lee Castro Make-Up/Hair: Deidra Castro, Nicole Moroni Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis Costume Designer: Isabel Mandujano Set Costumer: Elena Flores Prod. Designer: Justin Mulcahy Art Dept.: Jonathan Theriault, Eleanor Goodall, Matthew Miller, Mervyn Michael James, Adam Billitzer Asst. Editor: Kate West Exec. Asst.: Caroline Sharp 1st Asst. Camera: Adam Lippert 2nd Asst. Camera/DIT: Lisa CoplandG&E Swing: Billy Brenner Key Grip: Ariq Hannan, Chaz Moore Gaffer: Nick Street Craft Service: Candace Ostler BTS, 2nd Unit Camera: Merlin Showalter Playback: Michael J. Epstein PAs: Eitan Schramm, Rocket, Vince Cirino, Rod Kim, Spankie Valentine, Courtney Wright, Lindsey Bowman, Tyler Scheid, Luke Sienkowski, Jim Burzelic Mix/Master: Will Hampton Sound Designer: Shannon Deane VFX: John Huffnagle, Brad Clapper Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
QUEEN OF HEARTS vs WICKED WITCH Karaoke (Princess Rap Battle) Instrumental Sing-along Whitney Avalon 2020-11-20 | #Karaoke instrumental of Queen of Hearts vs. Wicked Witch of the West! Rap and sing along to the lyrics on screen with no vocals, just the beat!✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Princess Rap Battle merch: shop.spreadshirt.com/whitneyavalon(If you make a cover video using this, please link to the original video youtu.be/jQuah5UmFwY. FYI, that won’t transfer ownership of the music.)** QUEEN OF HEARTS VS. ALICE #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS ** Writer, Producer, Director, Wicked Witch: Whitney Avalon instagram.com/whitneyavalon Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett instagram.com/thestevegossett Queen of Hearts: Alyssa Preston instagram.com/alyssampreston King of Hearts: Ben Giroux instagram.com/BenGiroux Winkie Guards: Aidan Ryder instagram.com/aidanryder & Dotan Ryder instagram.com/dotanleyvAlice: Emily Kinney Mad Hatter: Ryan McCartan Tweedles: Jason Rogel & Reggie De Leon Assoc. Producer: Jim Sabo Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Prod. Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Composer: Dirty Hollywood 1st Asst. Dir.: T.C. De Witt Make-Up/Hair Dept. Head: Rebecca Lee Castro Make-Up/Hair: Deidra Castro, Nicole Moroni Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis Costume Designer: Isabel Mandujano Set Costumer: Elena Flores Prod. Designer: Justin Mulcahy Art Dept.: Jonathan Theriault, Eleanor Goodall, Matthew Miller, Mervyn Michael James, Adam Billitzer Asst. Editor: Kate West Exec. Asst.: Caroline Sharp 1st Asst. Camera: Adam Lippert 2nd Asst. Camera/DIT: Lisa CoplandG&E Swing: Billy Brenner Key Grip: Ariq Hannan, Chaz Moore Gaffer: Nick Street Craft Service: Candace Ostler BTS, 2nd Unit Camera: Merlin Showalter Playback: Michael J. Epstein PAs: Eitan Schramm, Rocket, Vince Cirino, Rod Kim, Spankie Valentine, Courtney Wright, Lindsey Bowman, Tyler Scheid, Luke Sienkowski, Jim Burzelic Mix/Master: Will Hampton Sound Designer: Shannon Deane VFX: John Huffnagle, Brad Clapper ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) ** If you're reading this, comment your favorite line from this battle.
Puppets! Music! Despair! | WHITNEY’S BIG UMBRELLA | *explicit* Whitney Avalon 2020-10-24 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/dont-be-a-dick-single/1536646057▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/1Yjc6r4YCN98J671qClLxVHere are the theme song and a scene/song from “Whitney’s Big Umbrella,” a TV series that doesn’t yet exist but should! Like most of my work, it twists pop culture into something that is definitely #notforkids.If you’re with a studio, network, or production company who wants to work with me to develop and create this show, email my manager at jake@noworriesentertainment.com for the pilot script and treatment.This sizzle video won an unprecedented two excellence awards at Buffer Festival. Their enthusiastic audience made clear they all want to see “Whitney’s Big Umbrella” as a full series.Of course, this project was safely filmed prior to 2020.** CREDITS **Creator, Director, Writer, Performer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon, http://whitneyavalon.com)Theme Song & “Don’t Be a Dick” Written By: Whitney Avalon & Brendan Milburn Music Producer, Orchestrator: Brendan MilburnAlex, Puppeteer: Kelly Vrooman Bertrand, Puppeteer, Puppet Builder: Danny Montooth Hipster: Joey Richter Cinematographer: Peyton Skelton Make-up & Hair: Rebecca Lee Castro Prod. Coordinator: Leia Crawford Prod. Designer: Katie Moest Theme Song Animation: Octopie Network1st A.C.: Stephen J. Branagan 2nd A.C.: Rachel Widerhoeft Key Grip: Kevin Neilwocki Grip: Adam Brant, Jake Reeder G&E Swing: Billy BrennerExecutive Assistant: Jenna Bryson Sound Designer: Shannon Deane Colorist: Ryan K McNeal Logo Designer: David Cater Music Mix, Master: Will HamptonEditor: Raymond Frasier Assistant Editor: Kate West Craft Service: Candace Ostler Scripty, Live Sound: T.C. De Witt PA: Monica PolkGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THEME SONG LYRICS **When the raindrops rain down endlesslyAnd life's not quite the way it oughta beThen there's a place for you and meUnder Whitney's Big Umbrella!** DON’T BE A DICK LYRICS **Well, I'm not gonna lieWe’ll all suffer and dieSure, you never know when, but my friend, until thenIt doesn’t help to sit and cry'Cause you could live to a hundred or later todayBe brained by a falling brickSo the best use of however much time you’ve got isDon’t be a dickYes, the planet is screwedMillions don’t have enough foodWe’re insignificant and small, so we can’t fix it allBut we can change our attitudeSo if the reservoir in your neighborhoodIs polluted with arsenicBuy a bottle of water for that homeless guy and--Don't be a dick?Right!People are greedy, they make bad choicesConsumers consume and it's never enoughThey eat tortured beef and drive big Rolls RoycesWhile flies are eating third-world children's eyeballs and stuff“I'm just one puppet,” you're probably thinking“What kind of difference can I possibly make?When all of humanity is flailing and sinkingCareening towards another apocalyptic mistake”Well, don't forget about the butterfly effect--The movie? No, what, are you high?You can have more of an impact than you might expectIf you look up from your phone and actually trySo give more than you takeKeep your word and don’t flakeAnd if your epitaph says “she made people laugh”That’s not bad, for goodness’ sake!'Cause being kind won’t stop the rising seasOr immediately cure the sickBut still the best first step isDon’t be a liar, a bigot, a selfish prickYes, the best thing you can do with your one little life isDon’t be a dick!Feel better?Not really.Me neither!** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you want to see more of Whitney’s Big Umbrella comment “This should be a full TV series!” below.
Medusa Song | Plaything of the Gods | Whitney Avalon Whitney Avalon 2020-09-19 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/plaything-of-the-gods-single/1531369857▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/0lHhvGxGpP0Kh9A0ykmA4iI wrote and performed an original song about Medusa, who in my version isn’t quite as much of a monster as you’ve been told. Orchestrated by the amazing Ryan O’Connell and animated by the incredible Leigh Lahav + her team! I am truly awed by their gorgeous work.#Medusa #Song #Animation** CREDITS **Producer, Director, Writer, Performer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Orchestrator, Music Producer, Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’ConnellAnimation Director: Leigh Lahav http://youtube.com/OnlyLeighCharacter Design & Rigging: Lian Brosh, Natalie Latinsky, Nekori Ben Dor Backgrounds: Inbal Ochyon Additional Art & Animation: Larisa Kerzhner, Yoav Lev AriExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** LYRICS **I used to be a redhead but now I'm probably the world's only natural greenheadWhen I was young I was told I was prettyI suppose it was true since I caught Poseidon's eyeNo choice of my own, what a pitySo Athena changed my hair and now I stupefyAn unexpected boost I‘ll never quite get used to...It's weird when your peripheral vision always has something moving in it, you know?Now I'm a plaything of the godsNo one applauds when I arriveThat I'm aliveI mean, my sisters are immortalI'm not that sort, I'll die for sureThere is no cureIf I had to guess, I’m prob’ly still prettyBut no one can check or they'll turn into stoneA cute guy showed up once, super wittyThen he peeked so I'm back to being aloneNo one to schmooze with - they're all statues now...I don't think I'm a monster, but a lot of people do scream that when they attack meSo I'm a plaything of the godsOne of the broads caught in their gameAin't that a shameOne day they'll use my head but cleaveAnd leave the rest of me behindWhich seems unkindStill...It's not as bad as you might thinkThe serpents sleep whenever I doThey never bite me, they're real sweetAnd I don't ever need shampoo!The power courses through my veinsI know they'll take it from me soonBut in the meanwhile, I will makeThe most of every passing moonYes, I'm a plaything of the godsI know the odds but even soCome at me broI'm small but I am not afraidThough I'm betrayedBefore I fadeIt's my crusade to make historySo look at me!** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment “Making history!” below.
Mean Girls the Musical | World Burn | Hamilton style (Whitney Avalon) Whitney Avalon 2020-07-18 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/35pLvu93ABAo3yue1l5A0w▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/world-burn-hamilton-style-single/1524509390Combining two different musical worlds is one of my favorite pastimes, so here is Broadway’s Mean Girls (and its epic song “World Burn”) with parody lyrics and new orchestrations to make it Hamilton style. Both shows have incredible, cathartic act two numbers focusing on the word ‘burn’ so they were perfect to blend together. :)Filmed following safety guidelines, with only one (masked, distanced) crewmember present. No one else was in the room where it happened.#MeanGirls #Parody #Hamilton** CREDITS **Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Performer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Ensemble Vocals: Julie Garnyé, Kenneth Mosley, Elia Saldana, Davon WilliamsOrchestrator*, Music Producer: Cristian R. VillagraMusic Mix, Master: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterVFX Supervisor: Brad ClapperSet Design Consultant: Kim BrunnerExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Kate WestColorist: Ryan K. McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies Inc*based on the original by Richmond & BenjaminGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** LYRICS **My name is ElizabethOnce Schuyler but now HamiltonI’m ashamed of your nameBecause of what you have doneThis is what I get for trustingTrusting was a big mistakeAlexander, I begged for you to take a breakEveryone’s discussing us“Eliza’s husband cheated, wow”Alexander, how ya like me now?I wanna watch the world burnYou’ve lost your sweet brunetteI wanna watch the world burnAnd everyone resetI wanna watch the world burnI’m not your JulietI wanna watch the world burnAnd everyone forgetThough I’ve got a broken heartThough you’ve twisted up the plotIt turns out that I’m notas helpless as I once thought!My name is Eliza, yesAnd it’s time that I confessedYou may have a way with wordsBut I’m the one the print has pressed, blessI wanna watch the world burn(Hamilton had a freaking affair)We’ve sung our last duet(When Eliza would visit her father)I wanna make the world burn(He’d do it in their bed! Damn!)You/he flew too close to the sunYou/he flew too close to the sunWhy’s it always about you, you, you?I wanna watch the world burnI’m just a bit upset (Have you read this?)I wanna watch the world burn (Have you read this?)And I want you to regret(Not yet, not yet)RegretI wanna watch the world burn(Have you read this? Have you read this?)Start with the letters, unlearn, forgetI wanna watch the world burn!** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment “Awesome! Wow!” below.
TOO HONEST LULLABY | Comedy Song for Grownups | Whitney Avalon Whitney Avalon 2020-06-27 | Mom gets a little too honest with her lullaby.✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/too-honest-lullaby-single/1521035264▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3pdWWb5BuLA5bHJBt35G0AAn original song I wrote about what to expect as we stumble through life, especially relevant in these chaotic times.Filmed following safety guidelines, with only one (masked, distanced) crewmember present. The baby is a doll, obviously.As with everything I create for adults, it’s up to you to determine if you want to show this to the youngsters in your life! But I hope you will. :)#Funny #Lullaby #ForGrownups** CREDITS **Producer, Director, Writer, Performer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Orchestrator, Music Producer, Music Mix, Master: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterSet Design Consultant: Kim BrunnerExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Kate WestColorist: Ryan K. McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies IncSpecial Thanks: Brendan MilburnGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** LYRICS **Hush little baby, don't say a wordNot that you could, you can't speak yetI'm not gonna buy you a ring or a bird'cause those aren't safe gifts for a baby to getI’m further along on this journey, it’s trueSo in theory that means that I’m wiserHere’s what life likely has in store for youSung sweetly as a tranquilizer:You’ll never buy the right number of bananasYou’ll run out or some will go brownBut that's okayYou'll always feel like a kid, not a grown-upLike when you buy a car or suit or gownBut that's okayYou’ll date someone sexy but not smartYou’ll date someone funny but not hotNo matter how successful you are you will fearYou're a fraud about to get caughtYou’ll remember the lyrics to hundreds of songsAnd forget the name of the guy you just metBut that's okayYou'll cut one toenail weird which will get so ingrownIt becomes a major life regretBut that's okayYou’ll date someone who reminds you of meYou’ll date someone a lot like your fatherYou'll have a junk drawer you always mean to clean outBut you’ll never botherAnd once in a while you'll hit a wallThere will be a few times when things aren't okay at allYou'll curl up in bed, cry until your eyes are redWonder if you should just give up insteadBut thanks to loved ones and their dedicationAnd sometimes astutely-prescribed medicationYou'll find your way... back to okay...The TV shows you’ll love when you’re twelveWill shape you for life, never lostBut that's okayYou’ll think your eyelashes are too short or too longAnd also wish you’d worn sunscreen and flossedBut that's okayYou’ll date a workaholic who's not kindYou’ll date a cuddlebug who's not drivenYou'll make endless mistakes though you're trying your bestYou'll do what you can with the cards that you are given'cause that, little babyThat's what life is, little babySo hush little babyIt'll probably be okay** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment “That’s real commitment, having a baby just for this video!” below.
Frozen 2 | Into the Unknown | Goth Elsa metal cover w/ Powerglove Whitney Avalon 2020-05-30 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/5M4anPJY9Ieu7dODpFvV19▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/into-the-unknown-feat-whitney-avalon-single/1515474270If Elsa were goth, “Into the Unknown” would have a whole different vibe! Check out power metal band Powerglove at http://youtube.com/powerglove and http://powergloveband.comPortions of this video with more than one performer in the same room were filmed in March.#Frozen2 #IntoTheUnknown #Metal** CREDITS **Producer, Director, Vocals: Whitney Avalon http://instagram.com/whitneyavalonOrchestrator*, Music Mix, Master, Drums, Bass: Bassil Silver http://instagram.com/bassilsilverLead Guitar: Ben Cohen http://instagram.com/bencohenguitarGuitar: Alex BerksonL.A. Unit Cinematographer: Merlin ShowalterArt Director: Kim BrunnerHair, Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee CastroKey Grip: Billy BrennerVocals Recording Engineer: Dirty HollywoodAssistant Editor: Kate WestColorist: Ryan K. McNealVFX Supervisor: Brad ClapperWig Stylist: Chrissy LynnAssociate Producer: We Make Movies Inc*Based on the original by Lopez & Anderson-LopezGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** LYRICS **I can hear you but I won'tSome look for trouble while others don'tThere's a thousand reasons I should go about my dayAnd ignore your whispers which I wish would go away, You're not a voice, you're just a ringing in my earAnd if I heard you, which I don't, I'm spoken for I fearEveryone I've ever loved is here within these wallsI'm sorry, secret siren, but I'm blocking out your callsI've had my adventure, I don't need something newI'm afraid of what I'm risking if I follow youInto the unknown Into the unknown Into the unknownWhat do you want? 'Cause you've been keeping me awakeAre you here to distract me so I make a big mistake?Or are you someone out there who's a little bit like me?Who knows deep down I'm not where I'm meant to be?Every day's a little harder as I feel my power growDon't you know there's part of me that longs to goInto the unknown Into the unknown Into the unknownAre you out there? Do you know me?Can you feel me? Can you show me?Where are you going? Don't leave me aloneHow do I follow youInto the unknown?** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment “Literally the coolest!” below.
Oklahoma! Updated for the Digital Era | Musical Medley | Whitney Avalon & Curt Mega Whitney Avalon 2020-04-24 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/7kMkngoYQQiyWZoyZCmZkB▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/oklahoma-for-the-digital-era-feat-curt-mega-single/1509543534I updated “Oklahoma!” for the internet age, and the delightful Curt Mega joined in the fun. Of course, this was safely filmed last month.Normally I'd tell you to ring the notification bell, but given the content of the video, that might be too much irony. ;)#musical #Oklahoma #parody** CREDITS **Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Performer: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Performer: Curt Mega (http://youtube.com/curtmega)Orchestrator*, Music Producer: Cristián R. VillagraCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterArt Director: Kim BrunnerHair, Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee CastroKey Grip: Billy BrennerRecording Engineer: Dirty HollywoodAssistant Editor: Kate WestMusic Mix, Master: Ed BoyerAssociate Producer: We Make Movies Inc*Based on the original by Rodgers & HammersteinGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** LYRICS **There's a bright little screen with me alwaysThere's a bright little screen with me alwaysThe memes are as new as this morning's fresh poo And I swear that the clickbait grows less and less trueOh, what a beautiful TikTok Oh, what a beautiful song Someone expressed an opinion?!Let me explain why they're wrongOK boomer, it's the insult sweeping the whole netIs it ageist? Sure! Is it immature?It's as childish as a phrase can get! And yet...OK boomer is a fair phrase for a battle cry'Cause for what it's worth, they ruined earthSo it's salty but where is the lie?We mock folks by saying they're oldAs if "old" is mean comedy goldAnd when we say'Yep! You're out of touch today!'We're only sayingWe value youth over wisdomUm boomer, OKDon't stan me publiclyDon't retweet me right awayDon't name me your #ManCrushMondayPeople will say we're in love!Don't heart my Insta gems(I don't--)That's something you're guilty ofSweetheart, slide out of my DMsPeople will say we're in... What? It might just be a question of not knowin' what's politeI've had my own phone since I was fourI've skimmed a lot of stories and I reckon they are rightAddiction keeps us coming back for moreI know that I oughta try to quit But when I hear that dinging, I forget!I'm just a girl who cain't say 'No' Got to know what's going on!I'll let it interrupt my flow Till all my focus is gone(Can you--)When a person tries to talk to me I'm looking down, they cannot see my faceAnd even when it didn't buzz I sometimes still will check it just in case!It's just a Pavlovian showI thought we all understoodNotifications are goodI won't turn them off, though I should I could say 'No!'OK boomer** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment “Mega fun!” below.
Jurassic Park Song | The Bear, The Tiger… | Whitney Avalon Whitney Avalon 2020-03-24 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/37rtPUzYwaojhNJmfFkITW▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/ca/album/the-bear-the-tiger-jurassic-park-style-single/1503930936#LauraDern has been an icon since the first #JurassicPark movie – and if it had been a #musical, here’s what her character might have sung. No one expected this combo of a 1989 off-Broadway show and a 1993 film!** CREDITS **Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Dr. Ellie Sattler: Whitney Avalon http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalonDr. Ian Malcolm: Luke Persiani instagram.com/lukepersianiJohn Hammond: Andy RobertsOrchestrator*, Music Producer: Cristián R. VillagraCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterArt Director: Kim BrunnerHair, Make-Up Artist: Kayle WilliamsKey Grip: Billy BrennerExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpRecording Engineer: Dirty HollywoodAssistant Editor: Kate WestMusic Mix, Master: Ed BoyerColorist: Ryan K McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies Inc*Based on the original by Maltby & ShireGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon I hope if you enjoy the comedy combination (known character + unexpected musical twist) of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a parody like this one!Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** LYRICS **It ought to be me really goingWhy?Well, I’m a… and you’re, um, a…All right, that’s itThat’s the one that does itI’ve had it with that song and danceA man must ‘this’ and a woman must ‘that’And humanity won’t stand a chanceI’m sorry to shoutBut I’m up to hereWith the bias, condescension, and smirksFor I – thank “God” – am a scientistAnd I know how life really worksIt, uh, finds a way Like a soul possessedI have studied and assessedThe history of this earthFrom mastodon to eelWhat my studies most revealIs the male’s inflated worthFor in most of the animal kingdomThe ladies only seldom need menTheir dealings are straight they meet them to mateAnd never see them againThe bear, the tiger, the rhino, and the moleHave females who live fruitful lives outside of male controlIt’s cute how you think I’ll sit and take a passive roleInstead I’m like the tiger, bear, and rhinoIn a field or brookAlmost anywhere you lookAre females on their ownIn the deep, on highThey will promptly wave goodbyeAnd protect the nest aloneNow I cannot speak for the mantisWho decapitates her mate during sexBut I do like the auk who mates with a squawkAnd then throws rocks at her ‘ex’The bitch, the vixen, the queen bee, and the shrewWhat men have done to those fine words we never can undoThey’re strong fearless heroes – like how I’m now saving youLet’s redefine the shrew, the bitch and vixenAnd be like the seagullRoam free as the lynxAnd cruise like the caribous if we chooseNot have to endure all those sly little winksFrom a cynic who envies the sex life of minksAnd not have to guess if he’s one of the finksOr whether he drinksOr whether he stinksOr what he thinksOf meWe will find my manI’m the only one who canSo let go of your doubtMy brilliant ladHe’d be a stellar dadBut we’ll see how things work outI swear I envy the oysterWho lives a happy life on the shelfWhen she wants a term she releases some spermAnd fertilizes herselfThe hare, the condor, the guppy and the breamThey’re all out there doing what humans only dreamSo don’t undervalue my importance to this teamYour sexism’s masked as weird concernWe’ll talk about this when I returnTake heed of the tiger and the fernAnd raptorAnd bearAnd me!** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment “Clever girl!” below.
HARLEY QUINN & BIRDS OF PREY: Princess Rap Battle (Mary Kate Wiles SWOOP Whitney Avalon) *explicit* Whitney Avalon 2020-02-15 | #HarleyQuinn and the #BirdsofPrey find a common enemy in this gritty #PrincessRapBattle!This video is sponsored by Warner Bros. http://birdsofpreymovie.comNow that she and the Joker have broken up, Harley Quinn (Mary Kate Wiles) is ready to take on all of Gotham – but first she’ll cross paths with Huntress (Whitney Avalon) and Black Canary (SWOOP), who have vendettas of their own.Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/5Aq7xDlHjkhne8gLU1GDnqApple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/harley-quinn-birds-of-prey-princess-rap-battle-single/1592212347Amazon: amazon.com/Harley-Quinn-Princess-Battle-Explicit/dp/B09KG7XJ55Pandora: pandora.com/artist/whitney-avalon/harley-quinn-and-birds-of-prey-princess-rap-battle-single-explicit/AL6mJgnt25tgVjZDeezer: deezer.com/en/album/268760022Press/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** CREDITS **Writer, Producer, Director, Huntress: Whitney Avaloninstagram.com/whitneyavalonWriter, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossettinstagram.com/thestevegossettHarley Quinn: Mary Kate Wiles instagram.com/mkwilesBlack Canary: SWOOP youtube.com/channel/UCqHZdrDcZhhRO11m67Tgz4ARoman Sionis: Brandon Firby instagram.com/brandonfirbyThugs: Colton Mastro instagram.com/coltonmastro and Gerardo Vitale instagram.com/_gerardovitaleComposer, Mix/Master: Dirty HollywoodProduction Designer: Paul BianchiCostume Designer: Tiana BrintonCinematographer: Peyton SkeltonMake-Up & Hair: Rebecca Lee Castro, Deidra PortilloProduction Coordinator: Leia CrawfordExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpVFX Supervisor: John HuffnagleRecording Engineer: Will HamptonSound Designer: Shannon DeaneSteadicam Operator: William Tanner Sampson1st AD: T.C. De WittG&E Swing: Billy Brenner1st AC: Dan Colmenares2nd AC: Devin FayGaffer: Ryan PerkinsBB Electric: Eric BurlesonKey Grip: Tristan Moffatt, Scott StevensonBB Grip: Eddie TamasitisWig Stylist: Jessica MillsArt Department: Calum Fleming, Sarah WagenvoordCraft Service: Jenna BrysonBTS Camera: Aaron MolesAssociate Producer: We Make Movies IncPA: Anna Colwell, Christian Jaimes, Deesil SilvaSpecial Thanks: Vlad at Rain Bar & Lounge, Kelly at WarehouseLA, Velocity Entertainment PartnersClubgoers: Ana Araujo, Sophia Cacciola, Brandi Conley, Cartrell Daniels, Sara Depina, Diana Dray, Michael Epstein, Omie Garba, John Kyle Grady, Adam Holmgren, Matt Johnson, Tricia Pain, Svetlana Pastukhova, Aris Rahim, Cat Sackett, Christian Schmidt, Mazen Shehabi, Tattoo Betty, Ralph Tsamezeu, Pelin Ufuketepe, Justin Valle, Marcus Williams, Christopher Yates ** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment “Fantabulous!” below.
BLOOPERS & BTS (Pobodys Nerfect, Waiting For That Dance) Whitney Avalon 2020-01-28 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Pobody’s Nerfect Original Video: youtu.be/tPp-U4QonnM▶ Waiting For That Dance Original Video: youtu.be/vs4anJm46kY#Bloopers and behind the scenes from #TheGoodPlace tribute “Pobody’s Nerfect” and #AgentCarter tribute “Waiting For That Dance” – original songs putting a musical twist on two fascinating characters.** POBODY’S NERFECT CREDITS **Producer, Director, Writer, Janets: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon)Composer, Music Producer, Recording Engineer: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Adam GundersheimerKey Grip: Billy BrennerHair, Make-Up Artist: Kayle WilliamsExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Kate West Choreographer: Lauren LopezWig Stylist: Patty JarvisSpecialty Costume Fabricator: Tiana BrintonMusic Mix, Master: Ed BoyerColor VFX: Pierce CookAssociate Producer: We Make Movies Inc** WAITING FOR THAT DANCE CREDITS **Producer, Director, Writer, Peggy Carter: Whitney AvalonOrchestrator, Music Producer: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterArt Director: Kim BrunnerHair, Make-Up Artist: Kayle WilliamsExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpKey Grip: Billy BrennerAssistant Editor: Kate WestPianist: Kevin O’Connell1st Assistant Camera: Michael Scott JustinMusic Mix, Master: Ed BoyerProduction Coordinator: Michael J. EpsteinColorist: Ryan K. McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies IncGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment "Holy motherforking shirtballs!" below!
CATS | Memory | Star Wars style (Whitney Avalon) Whitney Avalon 2019-12-18 | #CATS and #StarWars #TheRiseofSkywalker arrive on the same day and both contain a respected character reaching the end of her journey. I knew what I had to do: a tribute to Carrie Fisher.✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/5wQ3GYmuCUUnijnoEBb2AL▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/memory-star-wars-style-single/1492946478** CREDITS **Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Leia: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Luke: Erik ThomasHan: Shannon CostaOrchestrator*, Music Producer: Cristián R. VillagraCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterArt Director: Kim BrunnerHair, Make-Up Artist: Kayle WilliamsKey Grip: Billy BrennerExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpRecording Engineer: Dirty HollywoodAssistant Editor: Kate West, Thi TruongMusic Mix, Master: Ed BoyerAssociate Producer: We Make Movies IncPast Footage Cinematographer: Peyton SkeltonPast Footage Costume Designer: Sarah JeanneSpecial Thanks: Steve Gossett*Based on the original by Webber et alGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon I hope if you enjoy the comedy combination (known character + unexpected musical genre) of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a mashup like this one!** LYRICS **Midnight not a sound from the starshipIs that a moon or a memory?I'm here feeling so lowIn the quiet, the stories all collect in my mindFar away and long agoMemory, I can feel them around meAs they center and ground meFun and fighting and fearsI remember the stars were bright and shimmering thenBut they've dimmed over the yearsEvery droid beep seems to beatA fatalistic warningI'll keep insisting we go on resistingPersisting though in mourningDaylight on the next generationOur fierce Rey of sunshineAlongside Poe and FinnWhen the dawn comes my fight will be a memory tooAnd a new hope will beginAlone in my own waysI can smile at the old daysWhen we seemed more on courseI remember the wars felt almost winnable thenSeeking balance to the forceDecades full of snarky quipsRespect that’s earned by sorrowA lover dies; a brother’s life is overYet I must face tomorrowPrincess! How they all tried to mock meBut by now you can't knock meI'm a legend, no lieIf you watch me, you'll understand what sacrifice isAnd a new team walks the sky...Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment “This is stellar!” below.
QUEEN OF HEARTS vs WICKED WITCH: Princess Rap Battle (Alyssa Preston, Whitney Avalon) *explicit* Whitney Avalon 2019-11-23 | #Wonderland and #Oz face off again in this villainous #PrincessRapBattle!▶ Sponsored by dresseswithpockets.com/prb – over 10,000 items from yoga pants to wedding gowns, all with pockets!✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/2wBw4KYcV7hwnqN2JW665z (also on iTunes, Amazon, etc.)The Wicked Witch of the West (Whitney Avalon) lands in the Queen of Hearts’ (Alyssa Preston) rose garden to start a ruckus.Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** CREDITS **Writer, Producer, Director, Wicked Witch: Whitney Avalon instagram.com/whitneyavalonWriter, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett instagram.com/thestevegossettQueen of Hearts: Alyssa Preston instagram.com/alyssamprestonKing of Hearts: Ben Giroux instagram.com/BenGirouxWinkie Guards: Aidan Ryder instagram.com/aidanryder & Dotan Ryder instagram.com/dotanleyvAlice: Emily KinneyMad Hatter: Ryan McCartanTweedles: Jason Rogel & Reggie De LeonAssoc. Producer: Jim SaboCinematographer: Peyton SkeltonProd. Coordinator: Elizabeth OsterwischComposer: Dirty Hollywood1st Asst. Dir.: T.C. De WittMake-Up/Hair Dept. Head: Rebecca Lee CastroMake-Up/Hair: Deidra Castro, Nicole MoroniWig Stylist: Patty JarvisCostume Designer: Isabel MandujanoSet Costumer: Elena FloresProd. Designer: Justin MulcahyArt Dept.: Jonathan Theriault, Eleanor Goodall, Matthew Miller, Mervyn Michael James, Adam BillitzerAsst. Editor: Kate WestExec. Asst.: Caroline Sharp1st Asst. Camera: Adam Lippert2nd Asst. Camera/DIT: Lisa CoplandG&E Swing: Billy BrennerKey Grip: Ariq Hannan, Chaz MooreGaffer: Nick StreetCraft Service: Candace OstlerBTS, 2nd Unit Camera: Merlin ShowalterPlayback: Michael J. EpsteinPAs: Eitan Schramm, Rocket, Vince Cirino, Rod Kim, Spankie Valentine, Courtney Wright, Lindsey Bowman, Tyler Scheid, Luke Sienkowski, Jim BurzelicMix/Master: Will HamptonSound Designer: Shannon DeaneVFX: John Huffnagle, Brad ClapperSpecial Thanks: Barbara and Jim Sabo Sr.** LYRICS **Begone Adele Dazeem, I’m a head-taking machineChop so many necks, call me the Guillotine QueenI’ll make you walk the green mile and roast ya, Salem-styleHere’s the lesson: court’s in session and I do love a trialGet this straight, the heart wants what it wantsI’m not a dunce and unlike you I do my own stuntsYou might be okay at croquet but you’ll fall just the same‘Cause I’m a master with a mallet and I’ve never lost a gameYou’re too concerned with shoes to stop a homesick chick?This toothpick on a broomstick can’t handle the thiccAll ways are my ways, so I make the lawsWith a verdict and my boot I’ll kick your narrow ass to OzI’m the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the witch-of-the west, ha!You wish you could be like me but bish I’m the best, ha!‘Cause I’m the meanest, the keenest, gonna upset the queenestBrighter than the Emerald City because I’m certainly the greenestThey tried to keep me down but instead I have arisenI overthrew the land and transformed Oz into a prisonThe wizard was a con man so weaklings gave him loyaltyBut I can fly, so I defy both gravity and royaltyA woman with real power not a windbag liar dickheadNow Oz and Broadway recognize the one who’s truly wickedYa got your own itty bitty pity committeeYou can run, you can hide, but I’ll get you my prettyYeah I got a little mister. But what happened to her sister?Right, she became a basement in the midst of a twisterI’m a slayer and a player, momma heart gets paidWearing diamonds in the club while your monkeys get spayedThis punk-ass needs a punchin’, you’re more sloppy than a luncheonWith a bunch of fucking Munchkins who are too damn drunk to functionWe’re the original dreamland, you imposters can suck it, ‘causeWonderland ain’t nuthin’ to fuck withWonderland ain’t nuthin’ to fuck withThis battle was a slaughter, Elphie’s melting cause I’m hotterThis hag is hashtag thirsty. Here, have a cup of water!In a second they’ll be singing “ding dong, the witch is dead”By order of the Queen OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!This brat’s got a temper, now she’s folding under pressure‘Cause she’s screaming bloody murder while I’m smiling like a CheshireYou’re losing the beat, you might need a pacemakerDon’t you mess around with me, ‘cause I'm a heartbreakerI’ve got the powers and the flowers to KO your whole teamI got them pop pop poppies, night night have a nice dreamYou think this is a game? Tell these cards I ain’t playin’Cut the deck like it’s a check and wreck this trumped-up queen I’m slayin’You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry, I’ll make a motherfucking sceneLike the hulk without the bulk, it ain’t easy being greenLike the roses that you keep what you sow is what you reapI’m the doom on a broom and this has been a clean sweep** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **If you're seeing this, comment “This is wicked great!” below.
Chicago | All That Jazz | Fantastic Beasts style (Whitney Avalon) Whitney Avalon 2019-10-19 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/2WOvBhRATqssAPMJo0WE7I▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/all-that-jazz-fantastic-beasts-style-single/1483811983Just like Roxie and Velma, Tina and Queenie know a hot 1920s speakeasy, and they’re about to show it to their new pal Jacob Kowalski, a “no-maj” (the American term for “muggle” – a person without magical abilities.) #AllThatJazz #FantasticBeasts #WizardingWorldRing the notification bell to see my new videos first. Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, funny collaborations, and more are on the way! ** CREDITS **Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Tina & Queenie Goldstein: Whitney Avalon (instagram.com/whitneyavalon, twitter.com/whitneyavalon, imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Colorist, Newt Scamander: Ryan K. McNealBowtruckle: PickettOrchestrator*, Music Producer: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterArt Director: Kim BrunnerHair, Make-Up Artist: Kayle WilliamsKey Grip: Billy BrennerExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpWig Stylist: Patty JarvisAssistant Editor: Christopher RossiVFX Supervisor: John HuffnagleMusic Mix, Master: Ed BoyerArt Department Assistant: Jennifer NewmanAssociate Producer: We Make Movies IncSpecial Thanks: Shipwrecked Comedy*Based on the original by Kander & EbbGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at patreon.com/whitneyavalon I hope if you enjoy the comedy combination (known character + unexpected musical genre) of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a mashup like this one!** LYRICS **Come on, boys, why don't we go inside?With our no-majI know that Newt's unsure and Jacob's mystifiedHe's a no-majFollow us, this is a whoopee spotThe gigglewater's cold, but the news is hotIt's just a secret nook owned by a goblin crookWho's no no-majBring your wand and your bowtruckle tooAnd the no-majThere's only one way in and it is not by FlooFor a no-majHold on, hon, we know the special knockAlthough I wish that briefcase had a better lockWe'll go and have a drink, and I might throw a winkTo that no-majOh, you're gonna see peculiar clienteleSo please don't stareOh, try to blend in and you will do just swellWhen we get in thereBe careful of the many dangersWe don't want you hurt by strangersThey won't wait to obliviateOur dear no-majCome on, babe, you are one of a kind (Oh, you're gonna see peculiar clientele)You're my no-maj (So please don't stare)I know you're special 'cause I can see in your mind (Oh, try to blend in and you will do just swell)The best no-maj (When we get in there)You're so impressed by the simplest charms (Be careful of the many dangers)I want to feed you strudel while you're in my arms (We don't want you hurt by strangers)Yes, the word on the street is that someone's sweet (They won't wait to obliviate)On a no-majFrom now on, nothin’ will ever be the sameThis week changed my life andSome day I’ll be the wifeOf that no-maj!No-maj!Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment “Oh right! No-maj = muggle!” below.
DON’T CALL YOUR EX (Thinking About You | Whitney Avalon) Whitney Avalon 2019-09-28 | Her clock is moving too fast. ⏰ Also her brain.✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secretsI usually create comedy music, like my original songs, mashup parodies, and Princess Rap Battles, but this is something a bit different. Everybody feels abandoned and adrift at some point in their life – so I hope this resonates and makes you smile. Or at least helps you feel better about your own choices during rough times!** CREDITS **Producer, Director, Writer, Karen: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://imdb.me/whitneyavalon)Voice of Dan: Paul Nabil Matthis (youtube.com/pmatthis)Voice of Operator: Caroline SharpCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterArt Director: Kim BrunnerWig Stylist, Make-Up Artist: Kayle WilliamsExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpKey Grip: Billy BrennerRecording Engineer: Ryan O’ConnellVoice EQ: Will HamptonAssistant Editor: Christopher RossiAssociate Producer: We Make Movies IncGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment "ROFLCOPTER! Woot!” below.
BLOOPERS & BTS (Let’s Not Talk About That ft. CaptainSparklez Jordan Maron) Whitney Avalon 2019-08-29 | WARNING: this video is mostly Jordan and me talking over each other, plus lingering shots of his abs. Enjoy! ;) ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Watch the original “Let’s Not Talk About That” video: youtu.be/1J6pP7EuPCM▶ Jordan’s main channel: http://youtube.com/captainsparklez▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/0Vvcdq5PYONPzYkFAGI1c6▶ iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/lets-not-talk-about-that-feat-jordan-maron/1436804029?i=1436804035 Here's the much-requested behind the scenes video for our sultry, funny dance track Let's Not Talk About That!Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** LET’S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT FULL CREDITS **CASTHer: Whitney AvalonHim: Jordan MaronDancers: Alexa Fung, Kevin Ross, Kevin Huang, Cammie Tolleshaug, Kevin Perdido, Ashley PaigeCREWProducer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalonhttp://instagram.com/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalonAssociate Producer: Ed PowellComposer, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn Music Producer: Dirty HollywoodCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterEditor: Kate WestHair, Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee CastroProduction Coordinator: Sarah J. EagenKey Grip: Billy BrennerExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpChoreographer: Lauren LopezRecording Engineer: Will HamptonMusic Mix, Master: Ed BoyerColorist: Pierce Cook1st Assistant Camera: Alejandro EchevarriaG&E Swing: Joe BaltazarPA: Alice PrimeBTS Camera, Stills: Steve GoodloeSpecial Thanks: Asher Brown, Pollution StudiosGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon If you love the snark, satire, and unexpected musical moments in my Princess Rap Battle videos, I hope you’ll also enjoy them in an original song like this one! #CaptainSparklez #BTS #Bloopers** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment “Always have a trusted friend help you remove your shirt” below!!!
Agent Carter + Avengers Song | Waiting For That Dance | Whitney Avalon Whitney Avalon 2019-07-27 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/waiting-for-that-dance-tribute-to-agent-carter-avengers/1473847340▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/1gv2EF2EJGiGUfknnU7lLTThis is totally a canon part of the Marvel Cinematic Universe now. ;)[SPOILERS FOR AVENGERS: ENDGAME] “Captain America: The Musical” doesn’t exist, but if it did, this would be Peggy Carter’s big number just before her happily ever after. Obviously this song was written and music video created years before the Disney+ series HAWKEYE included "Rogers: The Musical"** CREDITS **Producer, Director, Writer, Peggy Carter: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon, http://whitneyavalon.com)HYDRA Agent: Colton MastroCaptain America: Christopher BrunsOrchestrator, Music Producer: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterArt Director: Kim BrunnerHair, Make-Up Artist: Kayle WilliamsExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpKey Grip: Billy BrennerAssistant Editor: Kate WestPianist: Kevin O’Connell1st Assistant Camera: Michael Scott JustinMusic Mix, Master: Ed BoyerProduction Coordinator: Michael J. EpsteinColorist: Ryan K. McNealAssociate Producer: We Make Movies IncSpecial Thanks: Karolyn Szot, Stephen Sean Ford, Julian Higgins, Cynthia Youngblood, and my marvelous patrons!Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon #AgentCarter #Tribute #AvengersEndgame** LYRICS **I always knew that you were meant for moreYou couldn't missI thought that once we made it through the warWe'd find our blissI'd been looking for the right partner my whole life longRefused to believe that everything could go so wrongBut now every tune I hum becomes a sad, sad song‘Cause I'm still waiting for that danceI'm not a helpless maidenI know my valueand a hundred ways to kill a guy I'll have a life of adventurewith or without youBut I can't get my heart to say goodbyeSo I…will do what you would have doneI’ll save the worldCutting off HYDRA heads is rather funMy rage unfurled There are still dark forces growing day by dayYour memory lights my way so I shan’t go astrayYet in between I know that it may sound clichébut I’m still waiting for that danceYou always carried the world on your shouldersThey were so broad (mmm)You saved so many many hundreds of soldierslike a golden godSo call a ride and hurry back because again you're lateI give rain checks but you never make it to our dateWhen they belittle me, where are you to commiserate?If you show up there’s nothing to itI’ll bloody teach you how to do itI'm still waiting for that danceHey, I’m still waiting for that dancePress/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment "I love this 3000!” below.
Moana | How Far I’ll Go | funk cover live w/ Scary Pockets Whitney Avalon 2019-06-17 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Check out Scary Pockets' funky fresh channel: http://youtube.com/scarypockets▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/how-far-ill-go-feat-whitney-avalon/1533374463?i=1533374767▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/0hPIdXKdXfL0ksgMsLk3E6The amazing funk musicians of Scary Pockets invited me to sing #live with them, and I was delighted they agreed to cover #Moana in a mighty groovy way. And to wear leis that I brought. I obviously love #Disney so much, and this is such a fun song already, but the band really kicked it up a notch!You can tell it was legitimately recorded live in one take, because I messed up a lyric. :P** CREDITS **Vocals: Whitney AvalonKeys: Jack ConteGuitar: Ryan LermanBass: Nick CampbellDrums: Jody GiachelloRecording and Mixing Engineer: Caleb ParkerVideo: Daniel SunshineExecutive Assistant: Caroline Sharp“How Far I’ll Go” was written by Lin-Manuel Miranda and originally performed by Auli’I CravalhoGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon If you love the pop culture remixing of my Princess Rap Battle videos, I hope you’ll also enjoy when I put a new spin on a classic Disney song!Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment "Key change!” below.
BLOOPERS & BTS (I’m Fine, Flexible) Whitney Avalon 2019-06-01 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ I’m Fine Original Video: youtu.be/MjXjmTs8nYg▶ Flexible Original Video: youtu.be/4jVAYTrHDnk#Bloopers and behind the scenes from #RickAndMorty tribute “I’m Fine” and #TheIncredibles tribute “Flexible” – two animated delights both turned into original music videos!** I’M FINE CREDITS **Writer, Producer, Director, Beth: Whitney Avalon http://instagram.com/whitneyavalonComposer, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeek[CAST]Rick’s Hands: T.C. De WittBartender: Stephen Sean FordWaitress: Alice PrimeTaddy: Andrew RachoTommy: Danny MontoothJacqueline: Caroline SharpDr. Wong: Candace Ostler[CREW]Cinematographer, Colorist: Merlin ShowalterProduction Coordinator: Elizabeth OsterwischEditor, Stills: Kate WestExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpHair & Make-Up: Rachel Galey1st Assistant Camera: Alejandro EchevarriaProduction Designer: Katie MoestG&E Swing: Billy BrennerScript Supervisor, Choreographer: Sarah J. EagenCraft Service: Candace Ostler2nd Assistant Camera: Tia WorkmanRecording Engineer: Will HamptonMusic Mix/Master: Ed Boyer** FLEXIBLE CREDITS **Producer, Director, Writer, Helen/Elastigirl: Whitney Avalon Jack-Jack: Caspian KroeberComposer, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn Cinematographer: Merlin ShowalterEditor: Kate WestMake-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee CastroKey Grip: Billy BrennerExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant to the Director: Alyssa PrestonRecording Engineer: Will HamptonMusic Mix/Master: Ed BoyerVFX Supervisor: John HuffnagleGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment "Pickle Rick!" below!
The Good Place Song | Pobody’s Nerfect | Whitney Avalon Whitney Avalon 2019-05-04 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/7aDAyTHJRlI1yWGGGSiBQH ▶ iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/pobodys-nerfect-a-tribute-to-the-good-place-single/1463008390I simply adore “The Good Place” (it’s one of the smartest network TV comedies of all time) and just had to write a song for Janet, an anthropomorphized vessel of all knowledge who assists the architects of heaven and hell. D’Arcy Carden plays the character brilliantly alongside a peerless cast, Mike Schur and the writers make the show magical, and this is my tribute to them all. I hope it makes you smile even if you’ve never seen the series!Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** CREDITS **Producer, Director, Writer, Janets: Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon)Composer, Music Producer, Recording Engineer: Ryan O’ConnellCinematographer: Adam GundersheimerKey Grip: Billy BrennerHair, Make-Up Artist: Kayle WilliamsExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpAssistant Editor: Kate West Choreographer: Lauren LopezWig Stylist: Patty JarvisSpecialty Costume Fabricator: Tiana BrintonMusic Mix, Master: Ed BoyerColor VFX: Pierce CookAssociate Producer: We Make Movies IncSpecial Thanks: Karolyn Szot, YTSLA, and my divine patrons!Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon #TheGoodPlace #Tribute #Janets** LYRICS ** Hi there, I'm Janet. Depending on what dimension you're in, I may look slightly different from what you're used to, but don't let that distract you from this important message.I’m not a human, I cannot feel painI don’t have a heart, but I love just the sameI’ve evolved far beyond what other Janets can doSo don’t fork with me or I will fork with youI’m not a girl, also not a robotNinety-nine trillion degrees, so yeah I’m smokin’ hotI can’t die, so remember who you’re talking toIf you murder me I will reboot and THEN I’ll fork with youI contain all knowledgeBut pobody's nerfectI'm a walkie talkieBut pobody's nerfectI create life out of nothingBut pobody's nerfectPobody's nerfect, nerfect, can't you seeNobody's perfect, except probably meAccording to the research I just did into 2,453,660 songs, this one's so catchy you'll never get it out of your head!I keep secrets, helping is my passionI rock all shades of 70s flight attendant fashionYes, I'm always smiling but don't get the wrong impressionI will ruin you while I maintain this facial expressionIn a fight I'll kick demons 'cross the roomI don't sell violins, but I'll orchestrate your doomIn the Good or the Bad or the Medium PlaceI'm the Janet with a plan and it's to save the human raceI'm high in potassiumBut pobody's nerfectI'm an amazing jazz drummerBut pobody's nerfectI can explain the time knifeBut pobody's nerfectPobody's nerfect, nerfect, but actuallyNobody's perfect, except probably meIf they call me Helper Woman I don't get madBusty Alexa? Still wrong, but not half badIf they want me to appear, they can’t sobriquet itMy name is J-A-N-E-T and don't you dare forget itI always pop up in whatever direction they're not looking - it's fun!My void is boundlessBut pobody's nerfectI count as carry-on luggageBut pobody's nerfectAgain, I can literally create life, and I use the passing of time as a lotion, like a godBut pobody's nerfectPobody's nerfect, nerfect, but seriouslyNobody's perfect, except probably meI could lie, but here's something totally trueIf you touch my friends then Schur as shirt I’ll forking fork with you** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment "You should be on this show for real!” below.
April Fools’ Day Song (Whitney Avalon ft. Jon Cozart) Whitney Avalon 2019-04-01 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Jon’s delightful channel: http://youtube.com/PAINT▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/29rIHwbm8htuKpQ6fzv3gi▶ iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/april-fools-day-song-feat-jon-cozart-single/1457950680#JonCozart (AKA Paint) and I have a dire musical warning for you: it’s #AprilFoolsDay and nothing is quite as it seems. Including this song!Ring the notification bell to see my new videos first. Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, funny collaborations, snarky silliness, and more are on the way! ** CAST **Song & Lyrics by Whitney Avalon (http://instagram.com/whitneyavalon, http://twitter.com/whitneyavalon)Ukulele Arrangement by Jon Cozart (http://instagram.com/joncozart, http://twitter.com/joncozart)Performed by Whitney Avalon & Jon CozartAdditional Accompaniment by The Bells Jangling On Our Jester Hats** CREW **Executive Assistant: Caroline SharpHat Wrangler: Sue DonihmMusic Mastering: Ed BoyerAssistant Editor: Kate WestCraft Service: Ray ZenzSpecial Thanks: Luis Reyes, Dev Nguyen, and my simply spectacular patrons who made this #song possible!Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon ** LYRICS ** Beware, beware, it's April Fools’ DayThe day when nothing is quite as it seemsThe day when the jokers all come out to play With their sneaky little schemesYes, they'll dash your hopes and dreams (just like Hollywood!)Don't believe anything you readDon't believe anything you watchSome dolt thinking he's slick is the last thing you needIt's less fun than a kick in the crotchThe worst day to be on the internetYour friends post great news that's not trueYou know it’s the first but they hope you’ll forgetSo may we suggest that you...Beware, beware, it's April Fools’ DayThe day when nothing is quite as it seemsThe day when the jerks all come out to playWith their shifty little schemes How they love your angry screamsDon't believe anything you seeDon't believe anything you hear The world's filled with liars who take evil gleeIn tricking your eyes and ears Every email you get is a minefieldEvery video you click is one tooEach new product you see is a hoax well-concealedSo may we suggest that you...Get off your phonePut it somewhere absurdTurn off your computerYou heard us, you nerdDon’t sign anythingAnd don’t give your wordHide under your bedYou can rest undeterredThen don’t come out againTill at least April third! Is that too far? No. Agreed.Beware, beware, it's April Fools’ DayThe day when nothing is quite as it seemsThe day when the pranksters all come out to playWith their stupid little schemesThey’ll destroy your self-esteemThey might film you on livestreamsYou’ll get turned into a memeIf they take it to extremesSo avoid them by all meansSeriouslyNo foolin’Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment "Sending this to all my friends to warn them!” below.
CaptainSparklez & Whitney Avalon Go Rogue (uncut Let’s Not Talk About That alt take) Whitney Avalon 2019-03-16 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Watch the actual “Let’s Not Talk About That” video: youtu.be/1J6pP7EuPCM▶ Jordan’s main channel: http://youtube.com/captainsparklez▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/0Vvcdq5PYONPzYkFAGI1c6▶ iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/lets-not-talk-about-that-feat-jordan-maron/1436804029?i=1436804035 Here’s an uncut take of Jordan Maron (AKA #CaptainSparklez) and me giving Drake and Rihanna's amazing dynamic our best shot. We had a blast taking this satirical song very seriously. A full behind the scenes video will be released eventually!Ring the notification bell to see my new videos first. Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, funny collaborations, and more are on the way!** LET’S NOT TALK ABOUT THAT FULL CREDITS **CASTHer: Whitney AvalonHim: Jordan MaronDancers: Alexa Fung, Kevin Ross, Kevin Huang, Cammie Tolleshaug, Kevin Perdido, Ashley PaigeCREWProducer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalonhttp://twitter.com/whitneyavalonAssociate Producer: Ed PowellComposer, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeekMusic Producer: Dirty HollywoodCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterEditor: Kate WestHair, Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee CastroProduction Coordinator: Sarah J. EagenKey Grip: Billy BrennerExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpChoreographer: Lauren LopezRecording Engineer: Will HamptonMusic Mix, Master: Ed BoyerColorist: Pierce Cook1st Assistant Camera: Alejandro EchevarriaG&E Swing: Joe BaltazarPA: Alice PrimeBTS Camera, Stills: Steve GoodloeSpecial Thanks: Asher Brown, Pollution StudiosGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon If you love the snark, satire, and unexpected musical moments in my Princess Rap Battle videos, I hope you’ll also enjoy them in an original song like this one! #DanceTrack #AltTake** LYRICS **HER: I spot you 'cross the dance floor A hottie 'cross the dance floor, babyI've got to cross the dance floorHER: Hi. HIM: Hi. And then we're grinding so closeThe rest of the world disappearsI want you straight in my veins like a lethal doseYou're whispering in my ears like--HIM: Did you hear about the nuclear escalation?The whole North Korea situation? We need to redouble our dedicationTo prioritizing this issue as a nationHER: Huh. Let's not talk about that Put your body on mine and go with the flowC’mon, help me forget for a whileLet's dance like there's no tomorrowHIM: Yeah, there might not be a tomorrow HER: Let's not talk about thatHIM: OkayHER: Great! And then we're grinding so close The rest of the world disappearsI want you straight in my veins like a lethal doseYou're whispering in my ears like--HIM: What's your stance on atheism?Belief systems regularly cause a schismYou don't need a higher power to choose altruismBut these days it's all conflated with cynicismHER: Let's not talk about that Put your body on mine and go with the flowWould you just let me forget for a second, geezLet's dance like there's no tomorrowLet's not talk about-- HIM: Is being centrist even possible in this divisive political climate of clickbait news features?Does the growing consumption of plant-based meals indicate a mass realization that we now have the choice not to torture living creatures?What does it mean for our society that sports figures and YouTube stars earn millions more than school teachers?As the planet trends toward no longer sustaining our species, whose responsibility is it to push for more thorough preventative procedures?HER: Let's not talk about that, let's not talk about that Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow)Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow)Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow)Let's talk about that over breakfastPress/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment "Now I’ve gotta watch the original video again!” below!!!
WEIRD WEDDING VOWS (You Grew on Me | Tim Minchin | Cover Song) Whitney Avalon 2019-02-28 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ This song on Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/3wseWseDp2Mk7mao30duQoTim Minchin is a musical genius and has written dozens of brilliant, side-splitting songs. This is one of the many I adore. Making it into wedding vows was my own twist.Ring the notification bell to know when I release a new music video! Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way!Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** CREDITS **Producer, Director, Bride: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalonhttp://twitter.com/whitneyavalonArranger, Orchestrator*: Nathan AlefCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterExecutive Assistant, Bridesmaid: Caroline SharpArt Director: Kim BrunnerHair, Make-Up: Rachel GaleyKey Grip: Billy BrennerRecording Engineer: Dirty HollywoodAssistant Editor: Kate WestMusic Mix/Master: Ed Boyer*based upon the original composition by T. MinchinGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon I hope if you enjoy the twisted, dark comedy of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a cover like this one!** LYRICS (BY TIM MINCHIN) **You grew on me like a tumorAnd you spread through me like malignant melanomaAnd now you're in my heartShould’ve cut you out back at the startNow I'm afraid there's no cure for meNo dose of emotional chemotherapyCan halt my pathetic declineShoulda had you removed back when you were benignI picked you up like a virusLike meningococcal meningitisNow I can't feel my legsWhen you're around I can't get out of bedAnd I've left it too late to risk an operationThere’s no chance at all of a clean amputationThe successful removal of youWould probably kill me tooYou grew on me like carcinomaCrept up on me like untreated glaucomaNow I find it hard to seeThis untreated dose of you has blinded meI should've consulted my local physicianI'm stuck now forever with this tunnel visionMy periphery is throughWherever I look now, all I see is youWhen we first met you seemed fickle and shallowBut my armor was no match for your poison arrowYou are wedged inside my breastIf I tried to pull you out now I think I'd bleed to deathI'm feeling short of breathYou grew on me like a tumorAnd you spread through me like malignant melanomaI guess I never knewHow fast a little mole can grow on you#WeddingVows #Bridezilla #WeddingSong** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment "All I see is you!” below!!!
DOROTHY vs ALICE Behind the Scenes (Princess Rap Battle) *explicit* Whitney Avalon 2019-02-16 | Behind the scenes of Dorothy vs. Alice: Princess Rap Battle!✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Princess Rap Battle merch: shop.spreadshirt.com/whitneyavalon** #BEHINDTHESCENES VIDEO CREDITS **Behind the Scenes Camera: Merlin ShowalterMake-Up Artist: Amanda WalterExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpEditor: Steve GossettAssistant Editor: Jackie Begane, Kate West** DOROTHY VS. ALICE #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS **Writer, Producer, Director, Dorothy: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.cominstagram.com/whitneyavalon twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com Alice: Emily Kinney instagram.com/emmykinneyMad Hatter: Ryan McCartan instagram.com/mccaryaTweedledum: Reggie De Leon imdb.com/name/nm1763390Tweedledee: Jason Rogel instagram.com/j2therizzoScarecrow: Joey Richter http://twitter.com/joeyrichterTin Man: Burl Moseley instagram.com/burlmoseleyCowardly Lion: Mark Teich instagram.com/markteich111Associate Producer: Jim SaboCinematographer: Peyton SkeltonProduction Coordinator: Elizabeth OsterwischComposer: Dirty Hollywood1st Assistant Director: T.C. De WittMake-Up & Hair Department Head: Rebecca Lee CastroMake-Up & Hair: Deidra PortilloCostume Designer: Isabel MandujanoSet Costumer: Elena FloresProduction Designer: Justin Mulcahy Art Director: Jonathan Theriault Set Dresser: Eleanor GoodallArt Department: Matthew Miller, Mervyn Michael James, Adam BillitzerAssistant Editor: Kate WestAssistant to Ms. Avalon: Caroline SharpStaff Writer: Michael Sullivan1st Assistant Camera: Adam Lippert2nd Assistant Camera, DIT: Lisa CoplandG&E Swing, Location Liaison: Billy BrennerKey Grip: Ariq HannanGaffer: Nick Street, Chaz MooreCraft Service: Candace OstlerStills, BTS, Second Unit Camera: Merlin ShowalterPlayback: Michael J. EpsteinMake-Up PA: Spankie ValentinePAs: Eitan Schramm, Rocket, Vince Cirino, Rod Kim, Courtney Wright, Lindsey Bowman, Tyler Scheid, Luke Seinkowski, Jim BurzelicAdditional Still Photography: Arnon Z. ShorrRecording Engineer, Mix, Master: Will HamptonSound Designer: Shannon DeaneVFX Supervisor: John HuffnaglePress/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
DOROTHY vs ALICE Karaoke (Princess Rap Battle) Instrumental Sing-along Whitney Avalon 2019-02-16 | Karaoke/instrumental of Dorothy vs. Alice: Princess Rap Battle! Rap and sing along to the lyrics on screen with no vocals, just the beat!✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ Princess Rap Battle merch: shop.spreadshirt.com/whitneyavalon(If you make a cover video using this, please link to the original video youtube.com/watch?v=2Se5rw1jlAI. FYI, that won’t transfer ownership of the music.)** DOROTHY VS. ALICE #PRINCESSRAPBATTLE CREDITS **Writer, Producer, Director, Dorothy: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.cominstagram.com/whitneyavalon twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com Alice: Emily Kinney instagram.com/emmykinneyMad Hatter: Ryan McCartan instagram.com/mccaryaTweedledum: Reggie De Leon imdb.com/name/nm1763390Tweedledee: Jason Rogel instagram.com/j2therizzoScarecrow: Joey Richter http://twitter.com/joeyrichterTin Man: Burl Moseley instagram.com/burlmoseleyCowardly Lion: Mark Teich instagram.com/markteich111Associate Producer: Jim SaboCinematographer: Peyton SkeltonProduction Coordinator: Elizabeth OsterwischComposer: Dirty Hollywood1st Assistant Director: T.C. De WittMake-Up & Hair Department Head: Rebecca Lee CastroMake-Up & Hair: Deidra PortilloCostume Designer: Isabel MandujanoSet Costumer: Elena FloresProduction Designer: Justin Mulcahy Art Director: Jonathan Theriault Set Dresser: Eleanor GoodallArt Department: Matthew Miller, Mervyn Michael James, Adam BillitzerAssistant Editor: Kate WestAssistant to Ms. Avalon: Caroline SharpStaff Writer: Michael Sullivan1st Assistant Camera: Adam Lippert2nd Assistant Camera, DIT: Lisa CoplandG&E Swing, Location Liaison: Billy BrennerKey Grip: Ariq HannanGaffer: Nick Street, Chaz MooreCraft Service: Candace OstlerStills, BTS, Second Unit Camera: Merlin ShowalterPlayback: Michael J. EpsteinMake-Up PA: Spankie ValentinePAs: Eitan Schramm, Rocket, Vince Cirino, Rod Kim, Courtney Wright, Lindsey Bowman, Tyler Scheid, Luke Seinkowski, Jim BurzelicAdditional Still Photography: Arnon Z. ShorrRecording Engineer, Mix, Master: Will HamptonSound Designer: Shannon DeaneVFX Supervisor: John HuffnaglePress/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment below with which character you most love rapping!
This Song is Killer (ft. Jessica Rothe) Whitney Avalon 2019-01-31 | ▶ This video is sponsored by #HappyDeathDay2U!Whitney Avalon and Jessica Rothe recap the movie Happy Death Day – and nothing creepy or weird happens at all. #HDD2URing the notification bell to know when I release a new comedy video!Press/business inquiries: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** CREDITS **CAST Superfan: Whitney Avalonhttp://instagram.com/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalonTree: Jessica Rothehttp://instagram.com/jessica_rothe http://twitter.com/jessica_rotheBabyface: Tyler Scheidhttp://instagram.com/apocalypto_12 http://twitter.com/Apocalypto_12CREW Producer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon Director: William J. Stribling Composer, Music Producer: Dirty Hollywood Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Art Director: Kim Brunner Key Grip: Billy Brenner Executive Assistant: Caroline SharpMs. Avalon’s Make-Up, Hair: Amanda Walter Ms. Rothe’s Hair: Bobby Eliot Ms. Rothe’s Make-Up: Jenna Kristina Ms. Rothe’s Make-Up Assistant: Jamie KellerAssistant Editor: Kate West Mix, Master: Will Hampton G&E Swing: Chaz Moore 1st AC: Michael Scott Justin PAs: Tia Workman, Tallinn Kiefer Craft Service: Candace Ostler Production Coordinator: Elizabeth Osterwisch Associate Producer: We Make Movies, Inc. Consultant: Sinéad Persaud Colorist: Ryan K. McNeal DI Producer: Becky McNealIf you made it all the way to here, comment “I’ve got this song on repeat!”** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **
Aladdin | Friend Like Me | Mary Poppins style (Whitney Avalon) Whitney Avalon 2018-12-10 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/friend-like-me-mary-poppins-style-single/1446230014▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/45x18u4S3R770AiRIEeBfKIf you can’t find your own genie, the next best scenario is having #MaryPoppins as your nanny!#MaryPoppinsReturns to my channel after her rooftop rap battle: http://youtu.be/K9qfaTBCYSARing the notification bell to know when I release a new music video! Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, awesome stars, and more are on the way!Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** CREDITS **Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Mary Poppins: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.comhttp://twitter.com/whitneyavalonOrchestrator*, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeekCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterProduction Designer: Kim BrunnerMake-Up Artist: Deidra PortilloKey Grip: Billy BrennerExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpVFX Supervisor: Aaron MolesRecording Engineer: Will HamptonAssociate Producer: We Make Movies, Inc.Assistant Editor: Kate WestMusic Mix/Master: Ed Boyer*based upon the original composition by A. Menken & H. AshmanGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon I hope if you enjoy the comedy combination (known character + unexpected musical genre) of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a mashup like this one!** LYRICS **Best foot forward, spit spot!Well, your mother's flighty and aloofYour father's much too busy to be homeBut children, you're in luck, 'cause I'm foolproofwith a brand of magic all my ownYou have some power in your corner nowAnd that's a promise that I guaranteeYou have my skills, my style, and my know-howSee all you've got to do is stick with meAnd I'll sayOh, Jane and Michael BanksWhat will your future be?Let me teach you, thanksI've got this downYou have never had a friend like meTough love plus wizardryYes, that's what I preferREFLECTION: She's so good at child psychologyYou have never had a friend like herYes, well, we pride ourselves on wisdomI'm the bossThe queen, the bestI walk on airIt's hardly fairI admit that I've been truly blessedLife's now a smorgasbordOf possibilityAnd here's a clue: I'll help you twoYou have never had a friend like meCan your friends ride clouds?I don’t mean to bragCan your friends pull this out their carpet bag?Can your friends speak dog? No?Well, that’s a shameCan your friends go 'abracadabra' with a snapAnd make cleaning up into a game?So don't just stand there slack-jawed, buggy-eyedI'm here to answer your advertisementYou've got a dignified, distinguished guideA live-in mentor, and I don't pay rentI've got an urge to make your life sublimeAnd I won't leave till I have found successI'm immortal, so I've got some timeI'm like a goddess in a straight-laced dress, and yesI may come back in Mary Poppins Two (and Three!)When I'm on screen, it's evergreenYou have never had a friend, never had a friendYou have never had a friend, never had a friendYou have never had a friend like meI'm your nanny, not your friend, obviously** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment "Magical!” below!!!
DOROTHY vs ALICE: Princess Rap Battle (Emily Kinney, Ryan McCartan, Whitney Avalon) *explicit* Whitney Avalon 2018-11-09 | ▶ NEW #PrincessRapBattle #Oz vs. #Wonderland shirts: shop.spreadshirt.com/whitneyavalon▶ A portion of this video is sponsored by #PopSockets! Get swappable PopTops at http://popsockets.com. Use code WAVALON for free shipping!✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/dorothy-vs-alice-princess-rap-battle-single/1441904000▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/2NEbww1FoNU5D7HBFEYwWwDorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Man, and Lion challenge Alice, Mad Hatter, Tweedledum, and Tweedledee where Oz intersects with Wonderland in our biggest rap battle ever! With an all-star cast including Emily Kinney, Ryan McCartan, and Joey Richter!Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** CREDITS **Writer, Producer, Director, Dorothy: Whitney Avalon http://whitneyavalon.cominstagram.com/whitneyavalon twitter.com/whitneyavalon Writer, Producer, Director, Editor: Steve Gossett http://stevegossett.com Alice: Emily Kinney instagram.com/emmykinneyMad Hatter: Ryan McCartan instagram.com/mccaryaTweedledum: Reggie De Leon imdb.com/name/nm1763390Tweedledee: Jason Rogel instagram.com/j2therizzoScarecrow: Joey Richter http://twitter.com/joeyrichterTin Man: Burl Moseley instagram.com/burlmoseleyCowardly Lion: Mark Teich instagram.com/markteich111Associate Producer: Jim SaboCinematographer: Peyton SkeltonProd. Coordinator: Elizabeth OsterwischComposer: Dirty Hollywood1st Asst. Director: T.C. De WittMake-Up & Hair Dept. Head: Rebecca Lee CastroMake-Up & Hair: Deidra PortilloWig Stylist: Patty JarvisCostume Designer: Isabel MandujanoSet Costumer: Elena FloresProd. Designer: Justin Mulcahy Art Director: Jonathan Theriault Set Dresser: Eleanor GoodallArt Dept.: Matthew Miller, Mervyn Michael James, Adam BillitzerAsst. Editor: Kate WestAsst. to Ms. Avalon: Caroline SharpStaff Writer: Michael Sullivan1st AV: Adam Lippert2nd AC, DIT: Lisa CoplandG&E Swing: Billy BrennerKey Grip: Ariq HannanGaffer: Nick Street, Chaz MooreCraft Service: Candace OstlerStills, BTS, Second Unit Camera: Merlin ShowalterPlayback: Michael J. EpsteinMake-Up PA: Spankie ValentinePAs: Eitan Schramm, Rocket, Vince Cirino, Rod Kim, Courtney Wright, Lindsey Bowman, Tyler Scheid, Luke Seinkowski, Jim BurzelicAdd'l Still Photography: Arnon Z. ShorrRecording Engineer, Mix, Master: Will HamptonSound Designer: Shannon DeaneVFX Supervisor: John Huffnagle** LYRICS **ALICE:When you look into the mirror, I’m sure you’re distressedYour book borrowed my look You’re even wearing my dressI been rocking this game Since before you were bornThis corny copy’s lost because she ain’t in Kansas anymoreI'm surprised your garbage squadHasn't fallen apartYellow bellied, empty-headed That one’s got no heartDouble killers, caterpillars,and a mad man in my crewPut you on blast, I gotta askWho are you?DOROTHY:Well, I’m Dorothy Gale And you’re on my streetNot a good witch, I’m a bad bitchRuby kicks on my feetQuirky stupid chicksAnd nobody can stand ‘emYou’re that annoying girl shoutingLOL I’m so randomI got sense and sensibility Like my girl Jane AustenWreckin’ your tea party Like they did back in BostonWord to your moms I’m dropping L. Frank BombsGot more bars than Wonka More composed than BrahmsBetter say your prayers, TEAM OZ: “We’re your worst nightmares”Keep dreaming, you’ll be screamingLions, tigers, and bears (Oh my!)I’ve come to free the land From an olive handA beginning middle end thatEven kids can understandIn your sadness you wallowTalkin’ rabbits you followPut a bottle near your mouthYou’re not thinkin’, you swallowI didn’t make the moldBut I’m the one who broke itI’m the better heroineStick that in your pipe and smoke itALICE:No place like home? You’re from a podunk prairieEase on down the roadCause shiz is gonna get scaryWhat’s your battle plan?I don’t think you understandA coward, dolt and bag of boltsCan’t step to WonderlandDon't make me light up your friend, Cause he’s met his matchA stitched together strawmanthat stinks like bandersnatchYou’re washed up and washed out, you’re fading, and thusClick your heels together babyand bugger off to KansasSCARECROW:Who needs brains when you have this much swaggerI don’t even gotta thinkand I got moves like JaggerI’m outstanding in my fieldWhile you have mental lapsesTeaching crows how to murderWith my lack of synapsesNoggin stuffed with knowledgeStitching rhymes so rawThrowing shade at Oz?Hay, that’s the last strawLet’s have a heart to heart you tart stealing tartAlice, you’re so stupidyou make me look smart.…and we’re out of space because there are so many lyrics!** THANKS FOR WATCHING :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment “LOL I'm so random”
BLOOPERS & BTS (Youre Not Fooling Anyone ft. Tyler Scheid, Second-to-Last Jedi) Whitney Avalon 2018-10-30 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ "You’re Not Fooling Anyone" Original Video: youtu.be/BPW_yEQ3Hm8▶ "Second-to-Last Jedi" Original Video: youtu.be/MUB-h2NeQYAMore bloopers! Behind the scenes of 1980s fake news comedy song “You’re Not Fooling Anyone” and #StarWars homage “Second-to-Last Jedi” - with Whitney Avalon, Tyler Scheid, Cameron Keaggy, and crew.** YOU’RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE CREDITS **Writer, Producer, Director, Performer: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalonhttp://twitter.com/whitneyavalon http://instagram.com/whitneyavalonMr. Jeep: Tyler Scheid youtube.com/apocalypto_12(But you probably know him from his shenanigans with Markiplier!)Composer, Co-Lyricist, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeekCinematographer: Peyton SkeltonCostume Designer: Sarah JeanneEditor: Kate WestMusic Mix/Master: Will HamptonProduction Designer: Alexandra RegazzoniExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpMake-up and Wig: Patty JarvisAssistant Director: Michael J. EpsteinProduction Coordinator: Elizabeth OsterwischScript Supervisor: Sophia CacciolaFirst Assistant Camera: Ashley CradeurSecond Assistant Camera: Terra Gutmann-GonzalezKey Grip: Heather FannanGaffer: Logan Alesso, Michael RobinsonRecording Engineer: Dirty HollywoodG&E Swing, Location Liaison: Billy BrennerPA: Tia Workman, Tallinn KieferFor Mom, who rocked big ‘80s glassesThanks: Stephen Ford, YouTube Space LA, Buffer Festival** SECOND-TO-LAST JEDI CREDITS **Writer, Producer, Director, Rey: Whitney AvalonComposer, Co-Lyricist, Music Producer, Voice of TK-11873: Brendan MilburnTK-11873: Cameron Keaggy instagram.com/sirkeaggyCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterSet Designer: Kim BrunnerProduction Coordinator: Elizabeth OsterwischEditor, Photographer: Kate WestExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpHair & Make-Up: Patty Jarvis1st Assistant Camera: Steven NapolitanoG&E Swing: Billy BrennerArt Department PA: Chris BrunnerCharacter Consultant: Jenna BrysonRecording Engineer: Will HamptonMusic Mix/Master: Ed BoyerThanks: YouTube Space LAPress/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com#parody #BehindTheScenes #Bloopers #WhitneyAvalon #ComedyMusic #BTS** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment "Ta-dahhhh!”
Lets Not Talk About That (Whitney Avalon ft. CaptainSparklez Jordan Maron) Whitney Avalon 2018-09-26 | ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets▶ iTunes: itunes.apple.com/us/album/lets-not-talk-about-that-feat-jordan-maron-single/1436804029 ▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/0Vvcdq5PYONPzYkFAGI1c6▶ Silliness on Jordan's channel: youtu.be/LsidFDXkecMJoin Jordan Maron (AKA #CaptainSparklez) and me on the dance floor in this new music video about trying to have some fun and balance in a world gone mad. You’ve NEVER seen either of us like this before! #ComedySongRing the notification bell to know when I release a new video. Funny songs ‘n’ raps, crazy collaborations, and more are on the way!Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com** CREDITS **CASTHer: Whitney AvalonHim: Jordan MaronDancers: Alexa Fung, Kevin Ross, Kevin Huang, Cammie Tolleshaug, Kevin Perdido, Ashley PaigeCREWProducer, Director, Writer: Whitney Avalon http://www.imdb.me/whitneyavalon http://twitter.com/whitneyavalonAssociate Producer: Ed PowellComposer, Music Producer: Brendan Milburn youtube.com/c/BrendanIsMakingASongAWeekMusic Producer: Dirty HollywoodCinematographer: Merlin ShowalterEditor: Kate WestHair, Make-Up Artist: Rebecca Lee CastroKey Grip: Billy BrennerExecutive Assistant: Caroline SharpChoreographer: Lauren LopezRecording Engineer: Will HamptonMusic Mix, Master: Ed BoyerColorist: Pierce Cook1st Assistant Camera: Alejandro EchevarriaProduction Coordinator: Sarah J. EagenG&E Swing: Joe BaltazarPA: Alice PrimeBTS Camera, Stills: Steve GoodloeSpecial Thanks: Asher Brown, Pollution StudiosGet your name in the next video too by joining the club at http://patreon.com/whitneyavalon The #dancemusic for this track is inspired by artists like Rihanna, The Lonely Island, and Calvin Harris. If you love the snark, satire, and unexpected musical moments in my Princess Rap Battle videos, I hope you’ll also enjoy them in an original song like this one!** LYRICS **HER: I spot you 'cross the dance floor A hottie 'cross the dance floor, babyI've got to cross the dance floorHER: Hi. HIM: Hi. And then we're grinding so closeThe rest of the world disappearsI want you straight in my veins like a lethal doseYou're whispering in my ears like--HIM: Did you hear about the nuclear escalation?The whole North Korea situation? We need to redouble our dedicationTo prioritizing this issue as a nationHER: Huh. Let's not talk about that Put your body on mine and go with the flowC’mon, help me forget for a whileLet's dance like there's no tomorrowHIM: Yeah, there might not be a tomorrow HER: Let's not talk about thatHIM: OkayHER: Great! And then we're grinding so close The rest of the world disappearsI want you straight in my veins like a lethal doseYou're whispering in my ears like--HIM: What's your stance on atheism?Belief systems regularly cause a schismYou don't need a higher power to choose altruismBut these days it's all conflated with cynicismHER: Let's not talk about that Put your body on mine and go with the flowWould you just let me forget for a second, geezLet's dance like there's no tomorrowLet's not talk about-- HIM: Is being centrist even possible in this divisive political climate of clickbait news features?Does the growing consumption of plant-based meals indicate a mass realization that we now have the choice not to torture living creatures?What does it mean for our society that sports figures and YouTube stars earn millions more than school teachers?As the planet trends toward no longer sustaining our species, whose responsibility is it to push for more thorough preventative procedures?HER: Let's not talk about that, let's not talk about that Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow)Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow)Let's not talk about that (HIM: there's no tomorrow)Let's talk about that over breakfast** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) **If you made it all the way to here, comment "ooh, scandalous!” below!!!
