Uploaded August 2008 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago

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This song practically wrote itself!

Why don't you sing along! Add some swear words!

Verse: D D7 G D
D A D
Chorus: A D A D

Straight from the jar!
Straight from the jar!
Don't eat that mayonnaise straight from the jar!

Straight from the jar!
Straight from the jar!
Don't eat that mayonnaise straight from the jar!

Why don't you have a sandwich or some potato salad or egg salad or maybe some coleslaw?

But not straight from the jar!
Straight from the jar!
Don't eat that mayonnaise straight from the jar!