Uploaded June 2024 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
Hour-long video essays have not removed D&D's top spot. IT'S TIME TO SING A SONG
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Based on "Part of Your World" by Howard Ashman and Alan Menken from The Little Mermaid
Piano by The Rules Lawyer
Vocals by The Dungeon Daddy
Audio Mixing by Zhunix
Piano arrangement by knopiano & Change of Key: musescore.com/user/27330807/scores/6779443
Cover of Wayne Jones' "Brain Trust" by The Rules Lawyer:
youtube.com/watch?v=OPvh-_Qy3WQ
Transcribed by The Rules Lawyer
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DISNEY GIRL
I am a girl in D&D
Unknown by the world 'cause I’m under the sea
The handful who know I can sing
Are birds and crustaceans
Here’s my PC. Isn’t she neat?
The things I made up on my character sheet?
It all made my GM say, “Sure…
As long as there’s no complications"
I said how ‘bout a 30-foot swim Speed?
Here’s some homebrew of animals I meet
But our quest was on land? So she told me
I can’t go
That’s my tale
I want feats
I want my own mermaid Ancestry
Ways to be helpful on land, air, and sea
Moving around on those—what do you call em?
Oh, supramarine chairs
I want my songs to call critters to me
Distract my foes and leave them stymied
I want my race and my class to have synergy
It would be gay, it would be fun,
To have a game give just what I want,
I want to be made in 2e
A Disney girl
I would be glad if I could have animal friends
It would be keen if they could sing bard songs like me
But as a bard, it is quite hard
I’d have to give up three bard levels
I’ve concluded, that’s just stupid
I want it all
I’m dipping my fin in an archetype
While losing none of my bard advancement
I will have pets and be cute saving the world
I want to live, I want to love, I want to be all of the above
Wish it were free
Then I could be
A Disney girl
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Hour-long video essays have not removed D&D's top spot. IT'S TIME TO SING A SONG
=================
Based on "Part of Your World" by Howard Ashman and Alan Menken from The Little Mermaid
Piano by The Rules Lawyer
Vocals by The Dungeon Daddy
Audio Mixing by Zhunix
Piano arrangement by knopiano & Change of Key: musescore.com/user/27330807/scores/6779443
Cover of Wayne Jones' "Brain Trust" by The Rules Lawyer:
youtube.com/watch?v=OPvh-_Qy3WQ
Transcribed by The Rules Lawyer
================
DISNEY GIRL
I am a girl in D&D
Unknown by the world 'cause I’m under the sea
The handful who know I can sing
Are birds and crustaceans
Here’s my PC. Isn’t she neat?
The things I made up on my character sheet?
It all made my GM say, “Sure…
As long as there’s no complications"
I said how ‘bout a 30-foot swim Speed?
Here’s some homebrew of animals I meet
But our quest was on land? So she told me
I can’t go
That’s my tale
I want feats
I want my own mermaid Ancestry
Ways to be helpful on land, air, and sea
Moving around on those—what do you call em?
Oh, supramarine chairs
I want my songs to call critters to me
Distract my foes and leave them stymied
I want my race and my class to have synergy
It would be gay, it would be fun,
To have a game give just what I want,
I want to be made in 2e
A Disney girl
I would be glad if I could have animal friends
It would be keen if they could sing bard songs like me
But as a bard, it is quite hard
I’d have to give up three bard levels
I’ve concluded, that’s just stupid
I want it all
I’m dipping my fin in an archetype
While losing none of my bard advancement
I will have pets and be cute saving the world
I want to live, I want to love, I want to be all of the above
Wish it were free
Then I could be
A Disney girl
=============================
LIKE & SUBSCRIBE! I'm a lawyer who teaches and runs tabletop RPGs (Pathfinder, D&D, Starfinder) for kids, teens, and adults, and making videos related to TTRPGs and board games.
JOIN MY DISCORD to chat with our community and/or try the Pathfinder Beginner Box or our drop-in PF2e play system! discord.gg/YEXajaxdgq
SUPPORT MY PATREON for early access to many of my videos and access to exclusive content, and to support me! I do unpaid public-interest legal work and rely on the Patreon and private GMing.
patreon.com/theruleslawyer
For PF2E actual plays, SUBSCRIBE to my other channel, "RULES LAWYER DISCORD COMMUNITY CHANNEL":
youtube.com/channel/UCc1K95QD8Mv2Tr6Wne6KS9g
Follow me on BLUESKY: https://bsky.app/profile/ruleslawyer.bsky.social
Or on TWITTER: twitter.com/theruleslawyer1
Pick up your Pathfinder 2e book on Amazon using my affiliate links below. As an Amazon Affiliate, I earn from qualifying purchases which helps me continue doing what I love!
Pathfinder 2e HOWL OF THE WILD: amzn.to/3QBJMNK
Pathfinder 2e Player Core: amzn.to/3FIRaAR
Pathfinder 2e GM Core: amzn.to/3FIRaAR
Pathfinder 2e Beginner Box: amzn.to/3eVsUBB
Check out my channel on popular media (TV, movies, music), RONALD OFF THE RECORD!
youtube.com/channel/UCj7C35sQEq144HJBUnnx4Tg
