Dear Hank Green, heres the science of Bruschetta @languagejones
Dear Hank Green, heres the science of Bruschetta  @languagejones
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How "Englishly" should you pronounce foreign words? 🥖🇮🇹

In a recent video from @complexly, Hank Green (@hankschannel) and Josh Scherer tackled a classic linguistic dilemma: Do you say "broo-shedda" or "bruschetta"? Is saying "croissant" with a French accent worldly or just... cringe?

As a PhD sociolinguist, I noticed Hank was doing some incredible "amateur linguistics," so I wanted to dive deeper into the actual science of why we feel so conflicted about these words. From the the Croissant Conundrum to the Habañero Hypercorrection, we’re breaking down the hidden social rules of the "Linguistic Marketplace."

In this video, we explore:
• Nativization: Why your brain "translates" foreign sounds into English patterns.
• Phonotactics: Why "bgadim" feels illegal to an English speaker.
• Levenshtein Distance: a mathematical "score" of your accent.
• Bourdieu’s Linguistic Marketplace: Why pronunciation is actually a form of social "currency".
• Hyperforeignism: Why we add "NYA" sounds to words that don't have them in the original language.

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TIMESTAMPS
0:00 - Dear Hank Green...
0:31 - The question
2:45 - Phonotactics: The Rules of Sound
1:47 - Prospectus
2:45 – Charcuterie
3:15 – Lingoda!
4:39 – How a linguist thinks about Sounds
5:24 – Phonotactics
6:05 – Intonation
6:50 – Third Wave Sociolinguistics and Identity
7:05 – the Indexical Field
8:02 - Measuring Your Accent (Levenshtein Distance)
8:48 – The Language Blueprint!
9:11 – Combinatorics (no, really)
9:46 - The Habañero Trap: Hyperforeignisms
11:15 - Bourdieu & The Linguistic Marketplace
12:10 – Good luck, we’re all counting on you
12:49.- Persona Construction
13:05 – Code-switching
13:13 - Final Verdict: How should YOU say it?

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QUESTION OF THE DAY: Do you know the actual French word for a "nom de plume"? Leave your answer in the comments!

CORRECTION: The levenshtein distance should be at least 10! Just accounting for the difference between ɛ and e. And that's not even getting into distinctive features...

Link to original video: youtube.com/watch?v=r4iwRD1X_7A

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Dear Hank Green, here's the science of "Bruschetta"

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