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updated 9 years ago
Original Video: youtube.com/watch?v=9TjfkXmwbTs
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Bob Muyskens (Muyskerm) - youtube.com/user/muyskerm
Wade Barnes (LordMinion777) - youtube.com/user/LordMinion777
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Mike Lamond (Husky) - youtube.com/user/husky
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Lyrics:
Hey girl, welcome to my house party
It’s a giant mansion baby, don’t slip on all my money
Yeah there’s a lot of models, and some supermodels too
Don’t touch my diamond fridge, it cost more than the country of Peru
Seduction is like a game of chess…and I’m the queen. Wait…
Can’t stop, won’t stop, dancing deep into the night
It’s a mansion party
Yo that tiger’s super tight
And if you’re feeling naughty, we’ll snort champagne by candlelight
It’s a mansion party, and later on’s a panda fight
Hey girl, heard you couldn’t find the dance floor
Just walk right past the garden
Go through the Spanish French doors
Turn right at the seventh bathroom
Then a left at my laser car
You can ride my purebred stallion, if you hit my moat you’ve gone too far
Take an upside down left at the MC Escher stairs
OK, you’re almost halfway there
Can’t stop, won’t stop, dancing deep into the night, it’s a mansion party
I bought a yacht just for tonight
And if you’re feeling naughty, we’ll smoke champagne by candlelight
It’s a mansion party, now let’s watch two pandas fight
Can’t stop, won’t stop, nonstop runnin’ for my life
It’s a mansion party, I pray to god we all survive
And if you’re feeling saucy, we’ll grab some spears by candlelight
It’s a mansion party, we’re droppin’ pandas left and right
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Lyrics:
Lift it up and put it down
Run real fast, jump off the ground
Work it hard because you deserve nothing but the best
(The best!)
Nine to five, then overtime
Weekday comes, it's your time to shine
Come so far and now you're gonna put it all on the line
Unlock your hidden potential
(Unlock it!)
You can do anything
Unleash the beast that lies within
(Unleash it!)
Unlock your hidden potential
(Unlock it!)
Trust in yourself and you will set the bar
You will set the bar, reach the stars!
Underdog, you'll show 'em all
Overcome against all odds
No holds barred because you know it doesn't end at the finish line
(No, no)
Whistle blows, adrenaline kicks in
Blood runs high and you're ready to win
Don't stop now, you can almost taste sweet victory!
Unlock your hidden potential
(Unlock it!)
You can do anything
Ignite the fire deep inside
(Ignite it!)
Unlock your hidden potential
(Unlock it!)
Believe in your strength and you can reach the stars!
And you will go far
Set the bar
Reach the stars
Unlock it!
Unleash it!
Ignite it!
Unlock your hidden potential!
Unlock your hidden potential
(You can do, you can do anything now)
Unleash the beast that lies within
Come on babe, you can do it now
Unlock your hidden potential, yeah
You can do, you can do, you can do anything!
original: youtube.com/watch?v=Vin2jp1HcTk
Original: youtube.com/watch?v=QT0oUARKw68
Lyrics:
I'm so excited
That I have been invited
To a party, I'm delighted
That I am not a Tetris piece, mostly unrequited
The tallest of the pieces I have fighted
And now the fire in my belly has been so ignited
Boom! My phone is blowin' up
So I'm rollin to the party goin 'sup
All my friends hangin round pilin' up
Waitin' for the main man to back up and go yup
I'm the fuckin' Long Piece, hell yeah!
Yo, Long Piece, welcome to the party man, grab a beer!
Hey I have an idea, come fill this long gap for us!
Damn my friends are needin' me
Fillin' holes like a meaty tree
Makin' fuckin' blocks disappear, shed a tear
'Cause it's all clear, right here, strikes fears, and gets revered this year
Oh shit, yet again a text message from my bro
Woo woo, another party so here I fuckin' go
Ridin' dirty in my Caddy blastin' Dre to let 'em know
Hey, Long Piece could you come over here and complete this Tetris, please?
Shit yeah! But this is probably
The last Tetris that I'm gonna see
Gettin' hard for me
To determine if these friends really care for me
'Cause I'm a little insecure about the reasoning
For the constant invitations, think they're using me
I don't think I'll answer it
'Cause I'm feelin' kinda split
Little sad, feelin' bad that my friends aren't legit
Honestly I'm hurt, think I'm gonna call my mom
Sweetie, it's wonderful to hear from you, I so look forward to your visits
Say, next time you're here, why don't you go ahead and complete this Tetris for me?
Fuck, not my mom! She's my last hope
Feelin' like a dope
Gonna cry, maybe let my feelings go
Shit! Pull yourself together. Holy fuck, goin' fetal
Barfed a little. Maybe, yeah, definitely barfed a little
Not gonna fill that space
No, I'm not gonna fill that space
I'm not gonna fill that space
Motherfucker no I'm not gonna fill that space!
Hell yeah, gettin' therapy
At least there's one person that is there for me
Listens to my feelings and my stories and apparently
Bitch I'm makin' progress from my mom's mess
And I'll never let another be unfair to me
Fuck yeah, back in the game
And I have changed, never be the same, they should be ashamed
'Cause my therapist says that I exist to be more than a dismissed block
Ain't that right, doc?
Yeah I'm your doctor. Hey, while I've got you here, fill this Tetris
FUCK!
Lyrics:
Welcome to the Mario Party!
1, 2, 3 and let's-a go
It's ya boy M-A-R to the I to the O
Welcome ya to my big ass fuckin' house up in the hills
You can get through the gate if you got the dollar bills
Throwin' a Mario party and your ass got invited
Ain't no need to worry or get overexcited
This ain't the kid's Mario Party, playing games up in a car
Dancin', fuckin', gettin' drunk up in my bar
All my friends and all my enemies have gathered
Sonic's doin' blow so he be runnin' faster
Peach is lookin' fly all in her dress
Mega Man's having a washer/dryer threesome, what a mess!
It's a Mario party baby
The 'tendo boys going crazy
Everybody's gettin' smashed and then we're gonna smash
As long as Bowser doesn't kidnap all the ladies
Now my bro Luigi, he never allowed
Head in the cloud
Wonder what the fool doin' now
It's me! Luigi! My invitation must've gotten lost in the mail
Damn! This party's hotter than a club
Pikachu electrocutin' playas in the tub
Crash Bandicoot gettin' crunk on apple juice
Forget about all of your worries 'cause the Goomba's gettin' loose
Back to the old school, Pong paddle's raisin' it
Talkin' about the roof, other paddle's blazin' it
Take a hit from a Chain Chomp's mouth
Sort of a delicate process, shit could easily go south
Croft raidin' tombs, if by tombs you mean the brews
Playas takin' shots off Professor Layton's clues
Best part about the party is the lack of bros
And I'm talkin' about the one who just put green up on my clothes
It's a Mario party, baby
The Smokèmon crew's gettin' hazy
The control's on cruise and the Boos are drinking booze
And if I try to hit on Samus she will slay me
I ain't expectin' any guests
Must be the hundred thousand pizzas, I'm impressed
Tippin' the guy a hundo for thirty minutes or less
Here we go open the door, and…oh fuck
Hey bro! It's me! Luigi is here!
Now the party can finally start for real
Well, I think I'll turn in for the night
It's getting pretty late, almost 7:45
Hey everybody I'm throwin' a party and everyone here is invited
Sonic is ready to bring all the bodies around to my pad expedited
Everyone's comin' so quit all your bummin' about Luigi he's a dope
So jump in this pipe cause it won't end tonight, holy shit I did too much coke
Take the drugs away from Sonic please baby
Those gold coins is how you pays me
Robotnik is here but he pounded too much beer
And no one wants to fight cause we're lazy
The Mario Party ain't over, oh no
All the Koopas in the house screamin' "Yolo!"
We saw, we came, we conquered the game
Take us out Bulbasaur with the solo
Lyrics:
[Egoraptor (as Link)]
Hey, it's Link. I'm back, and I'm sailing on a ship
[Danny Sexbang (as the King of Red Lions)]
I'm the King of Red Lions!
[Egoraptor]
Yo, I don't give a shit
If there's one thing I've learned from years of saving this land
It's all I really need is a sword and shield in my hand
[Danny Sexbang]
But look over there, that sign says "Beware"!
"A giant pit no one can jump you can't fly through the air"!
You'll need a special item to get through that moat
But what do I know, right? I'm just a fucking boat!
[Egoraptor]
Fuck, alright. Shit, okay
I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
[Danny Sexbang]
Shut your fucking elf mouth and take my items, okay?
[Danny Sexbang]
Your quest is long, and the road is tough
The path is dark, you're gonna need a shitload of stuff
No lives are spared, you better be prepared
Moblin fangs and a boomerang
And a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
From Majora's mask to an empty flask
Here's what you need to complete your task!
[Egoraptor]
A bow and arrow, nice, and a skeleton key!
And a second place trophy from a local spelling bee?
A candle with the handle, and a single Velcro sandal
Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
[Danny Sexbang]
No...
[Egoraptor]
Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, its a lot!
[Danny Sexbang]
Pop a Tylenol, you bitch, you've got 87 slots!
Here's a hammer that can break any kind of rock that it hits
[Egoraptor]
Oh!
[Danny Sexbang]
And a pair of full-size studio drum kits!
[Egoraptor]
Ugh!
[Drum Break]
[Danny Sexbang]
A giant used Q-tip
A really small cruise ship
[Egoraptor]
A parent signature for a Disneyland school trip?!
[Danny Sexbang]
Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
[Egoraptor]
And the legendary secret hidden Golden Tome of Fart Jokes!
[Danny Sexbang]
This Wind Waker lets you control the air
And this sit maker is a really comfortable reclining chair!
The road is long, you must protect that shlong
Noble stallions and Quake medallions
You're a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
Just a few more things and you're ready to go!
[Egoraptor]
Your grandma's glass eyeball
[Danny Sexbang]
80-pounds of drywall
[Egoraptor]
And every single item from the March issue of Sky Mall?
[Danny Sexbang]
A vegan pasta maker
[Egoraptor]
The wrestler "Undertaker"?
[Danny Sexbang]
An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
[Egoraptor]
A basket of muffins
[Danny Sexbang]
A turkey with the stuffin'
[Egoraptor]
A pillow that needs fluffin'?
[Danny Sexbang]
A society of puffins!
[Egoraptor]
A fresh unopened box of race-quality potato sacks
[Danny Sexbang]
46 copies of "The Jerk" on Betamax!
[Egoraptor]
It's getting kinda heavy...
[Danny Sexbang]
I don't care, here's a Chevy!
And the Wacky World of Minigolf
Starring Eugene Levy!
[Egoraptor]
Oh my god
I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
[Danny Sexbang]
Don't you worry, all that's left is this single piece of string
[Danny Sexbang]
Woah...you see?
This is exactly why I also packed a spinal surgeon
[Egoraptor]
...I hate you, boat
Lyrics:
[Egoraptor]
A group of legendary warriors
They're world-renowned
Overwatch, bitch!
Their power’s known all around
Pushin' on the payload
Is part of their plan
From Gibraltar, and then
Hanamura, Japan
Their power is tested
Wherever they go
Rockets, bullets
You name it, bro
They've never been stopped
Or met their match
A mission’s arrived
So heroes, dispatch!
[Danny Sexbang (as Broken-Down-Car Guy)]
Hi, can you help me?
My car's broken down
The engine's all busted
I can't get my ass around
I need some friends to get
My vehicle out of the traffic
You guys look like the best
With all your fancy fuckin' tactics
[Egoraptor]
Without hesitation, they
Begin the migration
Reinhardt pushes from behind
Traffic's redirected as
Mei is unaffected
By cars honking loudly
Combined
Bastion transforms into
A giant fuckin' turret and
Blows all the drivers away
Pharah flies up high and
Rockets start to fly
As the overpass crumblin' okay
Holy fuckin’ shit
That was a little overkill
But what do you expect
From the best?
The phone’s ringing
Off the hook
For another job to book
So let's see where we end up next
[Danny Sexbang (as 13-Year-Old Girl, Courtney)]
Hi I need assistance
I’m a 13-year-old girl
If you would help me
I would be so happy
I would fuckin' twirl
Got a wagon filled with lemons
And uh, moving it's a pain
I need your skills or
No one's fuckin’ getting lemonade today
[Egoraptor]
BOOM!
Our heroes get on the case
Zarya is lifting up the wagon
To her fuckin' face
Everyone is scramblin'
To clear out any space
So they can quickly get the payload
To the meeting place
Lucio plays some music to
Calm the girl
Junkrat shoots grenades
To blow up a squirrel
A strangers pulls out his phone
To call the cops
Then upon him
Doomfist "Meteor Drops"
People are screamin'
Blood is flyin' everywhere
Bullets are soarin'
And zippin' all through the air
It's a pure bloodbath
But the wagon's delivered
Our heroes take their leave
As Courtney fuckin' shivers
Another mission successful
Our heroes always thrive
Lookee here, another call
For a payload's arrived
[Danny Sexbang (as Very Old Lady)]
Hi, can you help me?
I'm a very old lady
My shitty hip replacement
Just ain't enough to aid me
Your gang looks like a big bunch
Of sexy hunks of meat
Now help these 90-year-old buttcheeks
Get across the street
[Egoraptor]
Like a lightning bolt
Tracer's on the scene
Hold's her hand and says
"Take all the time you need."
With little itty-bitty steps
The mission is clean
Until it starts to pour
Completely unforeseen
D.Va flies above
And shoots the clouds
Bullets rain down
Into every house
Mei starts a blizzard to
Stop the rain
But inflicts upon the neighborhood
Torturous pain
To warm the place
Orisa pierces the ground
Letting lava leak out
Spreading all around
Everyone is screaming now
It's a horrible sound
So Lucio DJ's
To drown it out
Halfway across the road
The old lady falls
Zenyatta throws out
One of his healing balls
She smashes her face
But it's A-OK
'cause Ana throws
A motherfuckin' healing grenade
Eventually
They end up getting across
The old lady's so grateful
She is at a loss
Or maybe she's unconscious
We could never know
Because onward to their next
Mission they go
Nope
She's dead
Alright
Bye
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