Little Marines is kind of a messed up movie. PacificNovelty 2010-01-04 | This scene, boy oh boy, this scene. It goes on entirely too long, don't you think? I want you to try and imagine a scenario in which a group of grown adults are sitting around deciding what to cut and what to leave in the final edit of their movie—a movie which presumably cost them money to make, money they fully expected to recoup because they were trying to satisfy their target market—and this scene is deemed absolutely necessary from a creative and commercial standpoint.
IBM 1403 x MOS 6502 PacificNovelty 2008-11-14 | Jóhann Jóhannsson's "IBM 1403 (Printer)" over a synchronized playthrough of proceduralglitch3.nes, a Super Mario Bros. hack.
Ratatoing AMV Feat. Kiss From a Rose PacificNovelty 2008-09-22 | Ratatoing is the best movie featuring rats of our day and age. Kiss From a Rose is the best song featuring roses and kissing of our day and age. The AMV is the best expression of Kiss From a Rose in our day and age. Thusly, combining only the FRESHEST best of our day and age, this AMV was born.
PAINFUL WORLD PacificNovelty 2008-06-19 | The world's most sympathetic narrator tells the story of the world's unluckiest Nigerian who truly does live in a PAINFUL WORLD. The pain of this PAINFUL WORLD is illustrated by the jiggling text that spells out "PAINFUL WORLD" down the side of the screen.
Rap-Ability Hip Hop Multiplication: Part 8 PacificNovelty 2008-03-31 | This is the eighth video from the Rap-Ability production "Hip Hop Multiplication", originally released in 1991. In this eighth segment, which features the same song/melody as the first segment, the announcer does a review of everything they've taught so far. This is the final segment from the film. Congratulations, you've watched them all! I hope you've learned something. I know I haven't!
Rap-Ability Hip Hop Multiplication: Part 7 PacificNovelty 2008-03-31 | This is the seventh video from the Rap-Ability production "Hip Hop Multiplication", originally released in 1991. In this seventh segment, "The Hard Facts", the parts of the multiplication table that don't really feature any "tricks" or strategies are discussed. In other words, they just repeat part of the 6, 7, and 8 times tables, complete with a bunch of emboss filters and some fancy "running the camera backwards" sequences.
Rap-Ability Hip Hop Multiplication: Part 6 PacificNovelty 2008-03-30 | This is the sixth video from the Rap-Ability production "Hip Hop Multiplication", originally released in 1991. In this sixth segment, "Times Nine", a number of strategies for multiplying by nine are discussed. Most of these techniques are overly complicated and difficult to put into practice. This scene also features the Snes-esque synth chords seen in Part 5 of this series as well.
Rap-Ability Hip Hop Multiplication: Part 5 PacificNovelty 2008-03-29 | This is the fifth video from the Rap-Ability production "Hip Hop Multiplication", originally released in 1991. In this fifth segment, "Doubles" (or multiplying a number by two) is discussed. There's a great piece of synth that sounds like it's right out of a SNES soundchip for an Enix RPG. This one also features one of our favorite video effects: the weird star overlay.
Rap-Ability Hip Hop Multiplication: Part 4 PacificNovelty 2008-03-29 | This is the fourth video from the Rap-Ability production "Hip Hop Multiplication", originally released in 1991. In this fourth segment, the Multiples of Five are discussed. For safety from the blinding powers of Five, all the young dancers in this segment are wearing sunglasses.
Rap-Ability Hip Hop Multiplication: Part 3 PacificNovelty 2008-03-29 | This is the third video from the Rap-Ability production "Hip Hop Multiplication", originally released in 1991. In this third segment, Square Numbers are discussed. This one features a long and fairly dull section naming all the square numbers up to 9. The song states "I know you really care!" in reference to the world of Square Numbers, but we really don't.
Rap-Ability Hip Hop Multiplication: Part 2 PacificNovelty 2008-03-28 | This is the second video from the Rap-Ability production "Hip Hop Multiplication", originally released in 1991. In this second segment, the Identity Property and the Zero Property.
Rap-Ability Hip Hop Multiplication: Part 1 PacificNovelty 2008-03-14 | This is the first video from the Rap-Ability production "Hip Hop Multiplication", originally released in 1991. In this first segment, children dance with neon effects while the announcer tells us about the world of factors and repeated addition. Check out the part where they spell out "repeated addition" in syllables! They actually misspell it. Considering that the DVD label states that the disc is "copywrite 2005", we're not that surprised.
Santo the Kitten Reviews Time Pilot PacificNovelty 2007-08-24 | Reviewer: Santo the Kitten Game: Time Pilot (Konami, 1982) Emulator: MAME
Optimus Prime Auditions For Bar-B-Q PacificNovelty 2007-08-17 | Optimus Prime auditions for the role of Fat Woman (an uninvited guest) in the motion picture Bar-B-Q.
Bar-B-Q Trailer #2 PacificNovelty 2007-08-01 | The second trailer for the movie "Bar-B-Q", a HIP HOP COMEDY Featuring Rappers. This trailer is slightly more professional and less telephone-centric, and focuses more on the Barbe-Q Party and the Rappers. This trailer is also full of lies.
Bar-B-Q Trailer PacificNovelty 2007-07-30 | The trailer for the movie Bar-B-Q. Every One Can Relate to A Barbe-Q Party.
