Jamie NelsonCockamamie Jamie - Orca (Official Video) Video Produced by: Andy Lei (http://www.theandylei.com) Music Produced by: Jukebawks at 707 Studios Song Production: Boney Beezly Written by: Jamie Nelson, David Northrop Additional Vocals: Amanda Valdez, Boney Beezly
From the upcoming Cockamamie Jamie album entitled "Orca." (Summer 2015)
Cockamamie Jamie - Orca (Official Music Video)Jamie Nelson2015-04-29 | Cockamamie Jamie - Orca (Official Video) Video Produced by: Andy Lei (http://www.theandylei.com) Music Produced by: Jukebawks at 707 Studios Song Production: Boney Beezly Written by: Jamie Nelson, David Northrop Additional Vocals: Amanda Valdez, Boney Beezly
From the upcoming Cockamamie Jamie album entitled "Orca." (Summer 2015)
Die Slow.OLD SCHOOL METALLICA #onetake #metallica @TheArgylePimpsJamie Nelson2025-09-21 | ...Im not your biological dad. #chiweenieJamie Nelson2025-09-21 | You're gonna die here.Feeding a Giraffe #giraffepenis #feedingJamie Nelson2025-09-21 | You're gonna die here.Tintype PhotograpyJamie Nelson2025-09-21 | You're gonna die here.GET THESE BUCKETS 🏀Jamie Nelson2025-09-21 | You're gonna die here.RAIN.Jamie Nelson2025-09-21 | You're gonna die here.Head Explosion at the Live ShowJamie Nelson2025-09-21 | You're gonna die here.#ArtTheClown starts the car.Jamie Nelson2025-09-21 | ...#sixpencenonethericher 💀Jamie Nelson2025-09-21 | ...QUEEF. #onetake Prod. by: @VinTagebeats FROM @TheArgylePimps ALBUM INVISIBLE JETSKIS (2007)Jamie Nelson2025-09-21 | ...WALTER MARCADO. #onetakeJamie Nelson2025-09-21 | ...THE BRIX. #onetake Produced by: @engleburtgoogenheimer5793 FROM THE FILM @BrickMADNESS1Jamie Nelson2025-09-21 | ...HOWARD HUGHES. #onetake ALBUM: @TheArgylePimps Invisible Jetskis (2007)Jamie Nelson2025-09-21 | ...1491. #onetake Produced by: @VinTagebeats Jamie Nelson2025-09-21 | ...DRYER. #onetake Produced by: @VinTagebeatsJamie Nelson2025-09-21 | ...Trial 1: HeadshotJamie Nelson2025-09-21 | Hose came loose during blast. Secure tighter during second run. Other than that, everything looks great and was timed well.Cockamamie Jamie - Buy Us A Drink [remix] (Live from Bananaland)Jamie Nelson2020-08-19 | Wet, like my jumper.Cockamamie Jamie - Hard to Stab (Live from Bananaland)Jamie Nelson2020-08-19 | You're not at the mall food court.Cockamamie Jamie - Howard Hughes (Live from Bananaland)Jamie Nelson2020-08-19 | Trying on these old shoes.Cockamamie Jamie - Wing Span (Live from Bananaland)Jamie Nelson2020-08-19 | All the way live with my main man, Hank.Cockamamie Jamie - Handsome (Live from Bananaland)Jamie Nelson2020-08-19 | 5 o'clock palatesCockamamie Jamie - Orca + Freestyle (Live from Bananaland)Jamie Nelson2020-08-19 | The Art of Falling OffCockamamie Jamie - Ny Quil (Live from Bananaland)Jamie Nelson2020-08-19 | GulpCockamamie Jamie - Maxine [Engleburt remix] (Live from Bananaland)Jamie Nelson2020-08-19 | Buck. Buck.Cockamamie Jamie - Jose Canseco (Live from Bananaland)Jamie Nelson2020-08-19 | Because I'm on steroids.Cockamamie Jamie - Old School Metallica (Live from Bananaland)Jamie Nelson2020-08-19 | Recorded LIVE from BananalandCockamamie Jamie - Orca (Live from Bananaland)Jamie Nelson2020-08-19 | Recorded LIVE from BananalandCockamamie Jamie - Leg Drop (Official Music Video)Jamie Nelson2016-07-04 | Taken from the Cockamamie Jamie album, "Orca." Available independently at: http://www.cockamamiejamie.com
Executive Producer: Clayton Miears Marketing & Promotion: Cameron Mathis Management: Miears Music Management (E: info@miearsmm.com / T: 559/797-1036)The Argyle Pimps - Buy Us A Drink (Remix)Jamie Nelson2013-11-07 | Boney Beezly & Cockamamie Jamie are The Argyle Pimps. (http://www.cockamamiejamie.com)
Die slow.The Argyle Pimps - Fashionable Club Chick (Extended Version) w/ Cockamamie JamieJamie Nelson2013-11-07 | On a warm, sunny day in Los Angeles, California, The Argyle Pimps set out for The Telephone Company (Pigeon John's studio) to record an extended version of Fashionable Club Chick, which was to be a B side on their first vinyl single release.
The single did not develop as planned, and the recordings somehow disappeared...until now!
Unmixed and unearthed for the first time since they were recorded, enjoy these ditty's for the low-low price of FREE at: http://www.theargylepimps.bandcamp.com
Also available for FREE: the debut Argyle Pimps album INVISIBLE JET-SKI'S, and the debut solo album from Cockamamie Jamie (http://www.cockamamiejamie.com)!Lets Talk Business w/ Mike Briggs - Featuring: Cockamamie JamieJamie Nelson2013-10-31 | Gentle Jamie makes an appearance on a Central Valley Talk business show. What I thought at the time was awkward, and funny, turned out to be mundane, and boring. Dig in!
Gentle Jamie: http://www.gentlejamie.comCockamamie Jamie // Breast Fest 2013 // Message for Yvette!Jamie Nelson2013-10-06 | My friend Yvette is battling breast cancer, I played a breast cancer benefit show, and wanted to do something small, but meaningful for her. Prior to the finale of the show, I recorded this message. She's been a huge supporter of my work, and me as a person, I thought I'd give a little back while she fights to beat this stupid thing. Not many people were in attendance, in fact, aside from the vendors, and sound crew, only one lady, the middle-aged African-American lady cared about my salty raps -- it didn't matter. She danced with me. We Tootsie Rolled it hard. If my friend Yvette were well enough to make it out, she would have loved it.Cockamamie Jamie Interview @ Lighting the F.U.S.E.Jamie Nelson2013-09-16 | Cockamamie Jamie's OFFICIAL website: http://www.gentlejamie.com
Cockamamie Jamie discusses: FUSEFest, Body Issues, The Argyle Pimps, The Piss Battle, His Sound, and Fresno Scene
Gentle Jamie performs his song "Apartment Complex" from his album Survivor Series at Lighting the F.U.S.E. event, then proceeds to blow his brains out on live television.
MAXINE, the first track from the upcoming Gentle Jamie album, is a cautionary tale about the pitfalls of falling in love with your kidnapper.
released: march 11, 2013
written by: jamie nelson produced by: juan duarte trombone by: gary anderson artwork by: linda reneauPigeon John - Excerpt from the film THIS IS THE LIFEJamie Nelson2013-01-20 | A feature-length documentary that chronicles "The Good Life" emcees, the alternative music movement they developed, and their worldwide influence on the art form.
The finished version of this song will have a lot of changes. There will be a slap bass solo, I might ditch the rap potion of the chorus, and I think I'm going to add some DJ cuts to it.
But for now, suck on this, you big dummy.
Beat by: DK
Lyrics:
What's the deal dude? I hate this place paying some pretty cheap rent for this invasion of space/ would you please shut up and turn your stereo down? just a little bit, my mom is sick and pissed at you now/ I swear, neighbors give me reason to peg, some elementary students cruising with a carton of eggs/ me, Joey, Adam-up, and Juantwo, four upset dudes rolling and looking to bomb you/ and back to the apartment for some bad news again, a turd up in the toilet and broke it a-freakin-gain/ dude you're sick Juan, (RING) the managerial staff, "Waters off until tomorrow, no shower and no bath."/ what the crap, I'ma have to go and chill in my room, I'm fighting feelings of aggression, and a liquid number 2/ what would you do faced with some ridiculous facts, right about that time the monster with two-backs/ started rearing its ugly head forming with loud pounds, these buffoons usually take it the 12 rounds/ the culmination of another day loaded with stress, in the belly of the beast, my apartment complex///
My apartment is hot, I'm bearded up and getting weird, Francis Dollarhyde shit pass me a beer/ the broad side of gruesome Howard Hughes in his forties and there are no excuses for pooping in my shorts/ Welcome home Jamie, welcome home Welcome home Jamie, welcome home Welcome home Jamie, welcome home You're gonna die here, you're gonna die.
The roomie Christopher is worried that I might have lost it, I keep assuring them to tarry, and bear it a little longer/ "but Hanks's barely making it, you're scarring us Jamie, and it's weird to stand here and pretend that you're not naked"/ "what are you building? That shield is for steel welding" -- "IS my rent paid? Yeah, 3 months in advance CHRISSY"/ "It's just that - you're always buried into your work, You no longer have time for us -- and it hurts"/ "Well, some things are just more important than friends", I swung open the bedroom door, and I let him in. / What he saw left him appalled, jaw-dropped and aghast, He pulled the top of his shirt over his face like a mask/ "What is that?" he asked and so I immediately told him, "It's a Gameboy Advance, a really old one/ And that's there's a turtle with its shell ripped off, its a reenactment scene from Cannibal Holocaust/ and over there, that's a collection of vintage milk jugs, filled up with lots of urine and love/ Pretty neat huh?" Christopher did not approve "Clean this room, pack your things up and move"/
My apartment is hot, I'm bearded up and getting weird, Francis Dollarhyde shit pass me a beer/ the broad side of gruesome Howard Hughes in his forties and there are no excuses for pooping in my shorts/ Welcome home Jamie, welcome home Welcome home Jamie, welcome home Welcome home Jamie, welcome home You're gonna die here, you're gonna die.Neighborhood Watch - BeatsweepersJamie Nelson2012-09-26 | Cockamamie Jamie: facebook.com/pages/Cockamamie-Jamie/154795591346179?ref=ts&fref=ts
Some old Neighborhood Watch stuff from a Chuck Dimes solo EP. I want to say 2002, might be 2003. Suck my butt meat.Cockamamie Jamie & Dot Calm - BrooklyniansJamie Nelson2012-09-26 | Cockamamie Jamie: http://www.gentlejamie.com
I took a trip to NY in 2008 for a set of shows, which turned out to be only one show, at a dingy bar in the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn with about 6 people in attendance. While I was there, Cory (Dot Calm) and I rode bikes throughout the city, he was a wonderful tour guide, he took me to places that he knew were off the beaten path, but were much more interesting than Times Square, and Lady Liberty.
I saw the Ol' Dirty Bastard food stamp mural. I could not find a Biggie mural. I saw the apartment where Notorious B.I.G. wrote "Juicy" I saw the corner he sold crack on, and where he filmed the now infamous battle rap video I saw where Mos Def owned a bookstore. I saw where Heath Ledger died. I saw where Dr. Robert Neville lived in "I Am Legend" I saw Eugene Merman at an ATM. I ate lots of free cheese.
We both decided to write a song about the entire experience, and what came out was, "Brooklynians."
Before there were The Argyle Pimps, there was the Neighborhood Watch. This is a demo track from what I like to refer to as the "Bedrok Sessions." It was named after the studio we recorded at after winning several hours of recording time at a "Battle of the Bands" event at Fresno State University. We recorded 4 songs during that time, before the Neighborhood Watch dissolved, and The Argyle Pimps was formed.
Some of you die hards might find pleasure in these...I figured I put them online before I lose them again (I've lost them 5-10 times already, only to find them on old CDR's).
Before there was The Argyle Pimps, there was the Neighborhood Watch. This is a demo track from what I like to refer to as the "Bedrok Sessions." It was named after the studio we recorded at after winning several hours of recording time at a "Battle of the Bands" event at Fresno State University. We recorded 4 songs during that time, before the Neighborhood Watch dissolved, and The Argyle Pimps was formed.
Some of you die hards might find pleasure in these...I figured I put them online before I lose them again (I've lost them 5-10 times already, only to find them on old CDR's).
Enjoy.AK Kids feat. The Argyle Pimps - Rock onJamie Nelson2012-09-26 | Artists: AK Kids feat. The Argyle Pimps Original Release Date: October 7, 2011 Label: Lowriders Recordings Copyright: Lowriders RecordingsBrainwash Projects - Kinetic Alphabetics (Original Cassette Tape Demo)Jamie Nelson2012-09-26 | Track 1: My Eyes Have Seen Track 2: Battle of the Skull Track 3: Kinetic AlphabeticsBrainwash Projects - Battle of the Skull (Original Cassette Tape Demo)Jamie Nelson2012-09-26 | Track 1: My Eyes Have Seen Track 2: Battle of the Skull Track 3: Kinetic AlphabeticsBrainwash Projects - My Eyes Have Seen (Original Cassette Tape Demo)Jamie Nelson2012-09-26 | Track 1: My Eyes Have Seen Track 2: Battle of the Skull Track 3: Kinetic AlphabeticsThe Argyle Pimps - Geezers (Official Music Video)Jamie Nelson2012-02-13 | The Argyle Pimps on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/the-argyle-pimps/id359355001