Uploaded March 2013 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Spring Break = Free Time, Free Time = Pony Music... :D

I have had this idea for a while now actually. The songs Richard Stone came up with for some of the late-90's Spielberg cartoons were just gold... Peppy, exciting, and PACKED with lyrics, perfectly primed for ponification.

I'm starting to like doing little nugget-sized, theme song parodies too. I might have to do a few more... ;)

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Lyrics:
We are the Cutie Mark Crusaders
Destiny initiators
Our backsides are way too bare
We need a silly picture there
The Cutie Mark Crusaders

Come join the filly siblings,
And a pseudo-sister too.
Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and last but not least Scootaloo
We drive all the ponies crazy with the latest scheme we wrought
They chase us off, but we takeoff,
To another zany plot

The Cutie Mark Crusaders
Even tried messing with tazers

We tried eating hot peppers
And even being wolf punchers.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders
We tried advanced hypnosis, broke a couple pony brains
We almost caused a pile-up of two magic powered trains
Did you know liquid cloud is explosive if enflamed?
Or casting the wrong spell can make all ponies look the same?

The Cutie Mark Crusaders
If we weren't cute, we'd scare our neighbors
We might have opened up a geyser,
Luckily no one's the wiser.

We're Cutie Mark-in'
Destiny embark-in'

Haven't tried cold fusion...

Cutie Mark Crusaders!
Get the beakers!