Coffee Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why @UpIsNotJump
Coffee Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why  @UpIsNotJump
Uploaded January 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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Coffee is my favorite drink. I recently began being able to drink more than one cup of coffee a day without the world starting to spin, but it’s a risky process.

Either way, join me in discovering why coffee is an absolute nightmare. This video discusses the history and geography of coffee, then the growing and processing, then its effect on the body, and finally stuff you can do to make your coffee drinking more ethical.

I am bad at writing sentences, maybe I need to drink more coffee.. Or less.

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Kaldi art by:
@skutchdraws

Sources
1. Natural Coffee Processing by Cafe Imports
2. A Film About Coffee by Brandon Lee

Links to sources, in the order they are mentioned in the video

Growing coffee in the rainforest
rainforest-alliance.org/articles/rainforest-alliance-certified-coffee

Sun grown coffee reducing biodiversity in the rainforest
books.google.co.uk/books?id=mpEtlI7cjRcC&pg=RA2-PA14&lpg=RA2-PA14&dq=sun+coffee+yield+percent&source=bl&ots=42Ip-aTBBg&sig=ACfU3U3q78j6mPLkRUrhMVmwB8msLWTv-w&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjgto2e3KXwAhU1oVwKHemWB_UQ6AEwEXoECBYQAw#v=onepage&q&f=false

birdandwild.co.uk/pages/sun-grown-vs-shade-grown-spot-the-difference#:~:text=Shade%20grown%20land%20is%20typically,than%20sun%20grown%20coffee%20plantations!&text=Coffee%20is%20grown%20in%20the,coffee%20grows%20in%20the%20wild.

Sun vs Shade - flavor and damage
thecalltoconserve.com/blog/coffee#:~:text=The%20soil%20cannot%20maintain%20its,coffee%20is%20cheaper%20to%20sell.

Soil Erosion from Sun
birdandwild.co.uk/pages/sun-grown-vs-shade-grown-spot-the-difference#:~:text=The%20clue%20is%20in%20the,a%20year%20and%20higher%20yields.

Growing and picking of coffee process:
ncausa.org/about-coffee/10-steps-from-seed-to-cup#:~:text=A%20coffee%20bean%20is%20actually,large%20beds%20in%20shaded%20nurseries.

Shade beans are arabica
dlgcoffee.org/news/2017/4/6/coffee-cultivation-sun-grown-shade-grown-and-how-it-impacts-the-environment-and-the-farmers

Endorphins and morphine similarities:
google.com/search?q=natural+endorphin+morphine&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjtwcbzsLLwAhVZ44UKHUdQAEQQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=natural+endorphin+morphine&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQA1CGZljldWDTdmgCcAB4AIABSIgBlwSSAQE5mAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfAAQE&sclient=img&ei=BnqSYO2mDtnGlwTHoIGgBA&bih=1040&biw=1830&rlz=1C1CHBF_enGB889GB889#imgrc=n47Qapr_fmaqfM

Adenosine slows you down, coffee speeds you up
thebrain.mcgill.ca/flash/i/i_03/i_03_m/i_03_m_par/i_03_m_par_cafeine.html

Adenosine in sleep
frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fnins.2019.00740/full
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