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Sushi Glory Hole - youtu.be/XbGchfT3yMs?si=HRuLMcuS6T1nILrS
Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) - youtu.be/Jr9Kaa1sycs?si=_BV36sBvySeyfBwe
Andy as Doug Emhoff
VP Debate 2024 Cold Open 10/12/24- youtube.com/watch?v=7E_WeuKkJ2s
Harris and Trump Rallies Cold Open -youtube.com/watch?v=pg4Z1M_GjhQ
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Brian Diaries - youtu.be/EMvlPD26kss?si=LLnX6q4VsWrhlHCD
The Clinton's Halloween Party - youtu.be/Njyg0ZzfhyI?si=dYgfbVVaHX7Ckn7v
White Like Me - youtu.be/l_LeJfn_qW0?si=7CvmcwGtoylpEIDg
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People Getting Punched Just Before Eating - youtu.be/3ct68JZKsZ8?si=nb2LK61rbs3I3afI
Amy's Bedroom - youtu.be/UKEzWzGE74I?si=N4uViddfe3hpWWab
New Jersey Game Show - youtu.be/B3L2xd5lNrw?si=RxXPcxEJMrgX7RjT
Naked Guy on Update - youtu.be/Ip4SOvtZAsw?si=_HLC8wGi2scITYlA
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Iran So Far - youtu.be/zoS8DrrlnTQ?si=Tsr3-B1IeO8BnOVT
Read to Achieve - youtu.be/a4l383ihVOc?si=t-idWN3E03AxHEAq
106 & Park: Top 10 Live with Kanye West - youtu.be/bFQ0MttoEc8?si=WaYTXdLF9Vr4LB2B
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Dear Sister - youtu.be/vmd1qMN5Yo0?si=W_ASz39ZFARHsTWT
Sofa King - youtu.be/4Tk2uG4oB3Q?si=HUn3iYXn43Om5HNl
Buying Beer - youtu.be/atEkAkPfpUY?si=AjPYxIFOV2mVss5Y
Karsten Runquist: How Dear Sister Changed Comedy - youtu.be/DhpS_Zv7F2A?si=zBeNyxCgQcpOTfd6
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The Lonely Island Digital Short Bracket - vulture.com/article/seth-meyers-snl-best-lonely-island-short.html
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"MacGruber (every episode) - youtube.com/playlist?list=PLS_gQd8UB-hILQOJKg1P2Bo2F3TqHeOB6&si=TB4mhoZsoDBIEabh
The Falconer - youtube.com/watch?v=1cNijJLN44Q&list=PL4zR2yLTCZ8dTv3OY3fskXqwJvBKio17T
Potato Chip - youtube.com/watch?v=4asQ1-vUugA
Jennjamin Franklin: Second Chance Theater - youtu.be/ylu5amvSvww?si=wh2c2uwhtLW72vi4
The Date - youtube.com/watch?v=4SBo5wzn4MI
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Body Fusion - youtu.be/5qkrR9yTsbs?si=7-7lKrc0XwtiWIbt
MacGruber (every episode) - youtube.com/playlist?list=PLS_gQd8UB-hILQOJKg1P2Bo2F3TqHeOB6&si=TB4mhoZsoDBIEabh
Business Meeting - youtu.be/yXuadtEIMGk?si=-zbMHNF37prIfDp1
Sloths - youtu.be/311tHNMwf88?si=biypCWpXySoxA3tF
Andy Popping Into Frame - youtu.be/4_CpD8jcxKM?si=lieCN-x8vgy3dBBg
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Laser Cats 2 - youtu.be/idFq0Dneif0?si=BCB0XM21s7GXdZab
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Dick in a Box - youtu.be/Rt0spqQtMKg?si=INvxylz0eho-SEnJ
Target Lady - youtu.be/ZXzNp2Vq7CQ?si=9aAW2H7TnmUW0UH3
Barrt Gibb Talk Show - youtu.be/_IMPQ9ugZwI?si=KfIxCH6YTLMxhC0-
Hip Hop Kids - youtu.be/nngauMKLpRQ?si=8qk6B8jFjtEsUrUb
Santa's My Boyfriend - youtu.be/Bo0w_mA5CJc?si=hofQfY_yDT7IFwAV
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Harpoon Man - youtube.com/watch?v=pJodKiA2LJg
Blizzard Man - youtube.com/watch?v=l2r3dBNDRug
National Anthem - youtube.com/watch?v=VUT80JVy3v4
Bossa Nova - youtube.com/watch?v=qzf57tzXrO4
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Doppleganger youtube.com/watch?v=rVfS5FTVhDk
A-Holes youtube.com/watch?v=RWmuzkOB7LM
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Close Talkers - youtube.com/watch?v=KCfNM4NfFc0
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Young Chuck Norris - youtube.com/watch?v=FSCY11BfvCE&t=1s
Chandeliers - youtube.com/watch?v=DG6sQ_7gXmQ
Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals - youtu.be/ZjpUfdjYR6s?si=CAfFv0gAPsYQniee
Pirate Convention - youtu.be/K7aM_HWMdj0?si=6aRN_rPfkYJfx-6m
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Not all the clips we mention are available online. Some of them never even aired. But these are the ones we could find. Are we doing show notes right?
Glirk (the original from Awesometown) - youtube.com/watch?v=05Ey7S6Iogc
Just 2 Guyz - youtube.com/watch?v=Nt2OVAgkHBc
Ka-Blamo! - youtube.com/watch?v=qn7duAZjP8w
Matthew Lesko Commerical - youtube.com/watch?v=HPC3mLNL3B0
Christmas for Jews - youtube.com/watch?v=BGzO1ghRKp4
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Not all the clips we mention are available online. Some of them never even aired. But these are the ones we could find. Are we doing show notes right?
Fred Armisen One Man Show youtube.com/watch?v=US7hym404bQ
Taco Town - youtube.com/watch?v=evUWersr7pc
Dane Cook | Sweater / Turtleneck - youtube.com/watch?v=Ok8maeQl0o8
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Bing Bong Brothers - youtube.com/watch?v=z4iiyRv_NrQ
Cooper 360 | Katrina - youtube.com/watch?v=SWppRSO6UPw
Early days in front of Jorm's mom's house. - instagram.com/p/C5lExFYuu3n/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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A few years ago, we made 2 test episodes of Reality/Scripted hybrid TV show with Neal Brennan. This is the first one.
Watch & listen to the full 30 minute experience: https://UnauthorizedBashBros.lnk.to/TLI
Visionary artists (and lifelong Oakland Athletics fans) The Lonely Island, pay tribute to legendary baseball gods, Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire AKA the Bash Brothers, in a long-form visual poem set in 1988.
LYRICS
Let’s Bash (x6)
Let’s bash on they ass
Let’s Bash (x6)
Let’s bash on they ass
Just hit a 3 run ho-ho
But if you wanna high five that’s a no-no
I’m heading home, all my homies at home plate
Are waiting on me so you know I gotta do something great
And that’s when the arms come up
Like we about to drink from a cup
Cause we a buncha buff dudes just flexin’
Acknowledging our feats via human connection
Let’s bash (x2)
Let’s monster bash
Hit a tater out the statiour for monster cash
Hit a dinger through the fucking VIP suite glass
Break your fucking arm in half and then sign the cast
Get well soon, love Jose. Sorry about your arm, Walt Weiss
It happens
I might be an Athletic, but I’m built like a Giant
And I’m wearin’ White Sox, like an Angel that’s flyin’
Met a Blue Jay that’s fuckin’ an Oriel, you’re Royally screwed
Like a Marlin Expo-sed to the oil, that a Pirate or a Mariner spilled out his tanker,
That’s a Cardinal sin, Padre
Man, tell it to the Ranger, you feel Brave little Cub come try to sock me
But when I’m seeing Red shit is gonna get Rocky
I’ll Dodge your fist, beat your blood Red Socks soggy
Astrophysicist make you see stars promptly
I’m more hopped up than a Brewer that’s hyper
Sit Indian style when I’m Yankee on my Tiger
I’m starin’ at a Philly with some major league Twins
If you didn’t know by now, I’m naming baseball teams
Let’s bash (x2)
Let’s monster bash
Round tripper make the pitcher feel like donkey ass.
Hit a ding-dong-doodle with my bing-bong-bat
We smack a blast, then we smash a bash
Visionary artists (and lifelong Oakland Athletics fans) The Lonely Island, pay tribute to legendary baseball gods, Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire AKA the Bash Brothers, in a long-form visual poem set in 1988.
Watch & listen to the full length experience: https://UnauthorizedBashBros.lnk.to/TLI
LYRICS
She said she wants to fuck me with my uniform ON
She grabbed me by the bat, now it’s going, going, GONE
I never finish sex cause I’m so juiced OUT
But she nutted 3 times, then we BASHED then I BOUNCED
I reside in Blackhawk, in a big fucking HOUSE
My community is gated cause I don’t strike OUT
Got room with CHAIR, got a room with a COUCH
Got a framed photograph of the time I met ALF
You know I’m not a hamburger but they call me big MAC
Got the one ton jimmy and the itty bitty SACK
My balls shrinky dinky cause the ‘roids so STRONG
But it makes the aforementioned jimmy-jam look LONG
The name is MARK, and no I’m not MORK
And yes I eat PORK, cause it’s tasty on my FORK
And no, I’m not a JORK, but I’ll jork it out the PORK
Cause Noah shoulda had the Bash Brothers on his ORK
We are the perfect pair
To start a new society
Filled with home-run hitting
Gold-gloved goliathes
Here’s what I found on the web for what’s the plural of goliath: goliaths.
Ooooohhhh!
We’re goliaths, baby-boy
Kirk Gibson’s a pariah, baby-boy
I work out with a tire, baby-boy
I wonder who could lift it higher, baby-boy
Aaaaaaahh! Lift that tire, bitch!
Put your back in it and lift it higher, bitch!
Stab that needle in my ass til I am rich
Make me a god with the chemical sciences
Aaaaaah! Baseball, baseball,
He-man hit the baseball by the power of greyskull
Rip the skin off and eat the brains out the baseball
Gonna run a motherfucking train on the baseball
Aaaaaah! Don’t tell me to be fucking calm
Whip out my dick on the jumbotron
Rip out my bones cause my muscles so strong
Now the pain so bad that my motherfucking heart stop—
Visionary artists (and lifelong Oakland Athletics fans) The Lonely Island, pay tribute to legendary baseball gods, Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire AKA the Bash Brothers, in this long-form visual poem set in 1988.
Watch & listen to the full length experience: https://UnauthorizedBashBros.lnk.to/TLI
LYRICS:
Step into my crib everything smells like Cool Water
And if you come to mine, you know it’s Drakkar Noir
Now have a seat on this couch made of horse leather
I’m told the horse that it’s from could run fast and far
Whooo, That shit is sexy
Tell the maitre’d at your booty to expect me
I’m solo and I’m flexin but don’t try to Soloflex me
NordicTrack all day
Squats in the living room, can I get a witness
The greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness
Ohhh, so take of your guess, and let go of your stress
Cause the classiest shit, is what comes next
Silk robes and kimonos
Silk robes and kimonos
Change outta your own clothes
This athletic days but oh those
Oakland Nights
Silk robes and kimonos
It’s our pleasure to loan those
Pumps and pantsuits all day,
All work, no play, no way
It’s time for
Oakland Nights
In the bedroom champagne on ice
I make erotic shadow puppets in the candle light
Your hair’s crimped, all frizzy cuz you frivolous
I feel like Macho Man and you my Miss Elizabeth
Sizzlish, do some crunches and some scissor kicks
Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish
And I love the way your high-cut-thong make your butt long
Now take em off but you know what to leave on
Silk robes and kimonos
Silk robes and kimonos
Peel off, your pleated polos
These athletics days but oh those
Oakland Nights
Silk robes and kimonos
I pound the taiko drum in your dojo
Days in padded blazers, filing papers
No more it’s time for
Oakland Nights
Silk robes and kimonos
Silk robes and kimonos
I’m a pro when I bone but I do it pro-bono
You work hard days so you deserve the
Oakland Nights
We’re the Oakland Knights of the round table
Plus I’ll take you out to pizza at the Round Table
Pizza, my favorite pizzeria in Oakland
But bring a change cause you can’t wear your silk robe in.
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Unfortunately, it wasn’t chosen because it was “financially and logistically impossible”, so for fun we thought we’d share the rough storyboards of what would have been a fully shot, star-studded
music video of exorbitant cost.
All vocals and visuals are temp, so please use
your imagination and enjoy!
Composer: Greg Chun
Demo singing by: Greg Chun, Baraka May, (and us)
Graphics/Editing by: Olney Atwell, Daniel Reitzenstein, (and us)
SNL clean version official post: youtu.be/QS8bma7LRX4
We wrote the song, but this was directed/edited by SNL people in NYC. (We shot Andy in LA). Full story here: http://www.vulture.com/2018/02/andy-samberg-on-snl-natalie-portman-rap-sequel.html
LYRICS:
INTERVIEW 1
BECK: We’re here today with film star, Natalie Portman. Now Natalie, the last time you were here things got a little out of control.
NATALIE: Yeah, well I was going through a really weird time then, but I’ve matured a lot.
BECK: Why don’t you fill us in on what it’s like to be you?
NATALIE: Okay, ya bish.
BECK: I’m sorry, what?
VERSE 1
YEAH
PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN
FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BEST FRIEND JUST FOR SPORT-MAN
YOU KNOW ITS CLICKBAIT- CLICKBAIT- CLICKBAIT
PUT A DILDO ON A SWITCHBLADE-SWITCHBLADE-SWITCHBLADE
XANIES DISSOLVING IN MY PINOT
MY MAN DANCE BUT HE’S NOT A BALLERINO
YEAH, HE TWINKLE HIS TOES
BUT HE GIVE ME GOOD D THO
WRAP A GOOD BURRITO
TIDE PODS ONLY FUCKING THING I SNACK ON
BLACK OUT AND GO MUTHA FUCKIN BLACK SWAN
MY BRAIN GONE OFF THAT FUCKIN AYAHUASCA, BOY
TELL YOUR TOURIST PARENTS I’MA TURN YOU TO A FOSTER BOY
INTERVIEW 2
BECK: Wow, gotta say, it seems like you’re almost exactly the same but with current references.
NATALIE: Untrue. I’m a mother now. It’s really changed my perspective.
BECK: And do you find it difficult juggling kids and career?
NATALIE: You can juggle these nuts.
BECK: What?
VERSE 2
I DON’T DANCE NOW
I MAKE MOMMY MOVES
WHEN I GAVE BIRTH
I DIDN’T E-VEN PUSH
I WAS BLAZED OUT/ SMOKIN BOMB KUSH
AND WHEN MY WATER BROKE
YOU KNOW IT DROWNED THE DOCTOOOOORRR
THEY SAY I’M SEX POSITIVE/
HELL YEAH I’M POSITIVE/
THAT YOU’RE GOING DOWN WHILE I’M BUMPING “MY PREROGATIVE”
TELL ME WHYYYYY!
HA, I GUESS I’M SHOWIN MY AGE
NOW BEND OVER AND SPREAD EM CUZ YOU ABOUT TO GET FUCKED
KENAN: Damn
INTERVIEW 3
BECK: Fascinating stuff. Now I have to ask, Natalie, have you seen the new Star Wars movies?
NATALIE: No.
BECK: Oh well they’re really good. They’re much better then—
NATALIE: Better than what?
BECK: … Shit--
BRIDGE
SAY SOMETHING BOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING PREQUELS, BITCH(ALEX: They were good)SAY SOMETHING FUCKIN NICE ABOUT JAR JAR BINKS(ALEX: Uh, he’s tall)
NOW KISS HIM RIGHT ON HIS SEVENTEEN DICKS
(ALEX: What?!)
WHILE I SIT DEAD ON YOUR FACE AND TAKE A SHIT!
CARL THE VIKING:
OOH NATALIE
(NATALIE: YEAH?)
PLEASE COME MEET YOUR BABY
HE CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT
(NATALIE: THAT LITTLE SHIT AIN’T MINE!)
OOH NATALIE
(NATALIE: WHAT??)
ITS BEEN 12 LONG YEARS
(NATALIE: SHUT THE FUCK UP!)
AND I’M 7 DAYS SOBER I SWEAR ON HIS LIFE
(NATALIE: YOU’RE A MESS, CARL)
INTERVIEW 4
BECK: Ok! Well that’s all the time we have. Natalie, one last question: Do you think those “Times Up” pins have had the impact you were hoping for--
NATALIE: How’s that for impact?
BECK: Well, actually--
NATALIE :No more questions.
(END)
Listen to The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR9ZV6ngzoSoOseURPwXOqGRaY2XNerj8
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This is the CLEAN VERSION of a song from our new movie POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING!!!
In theaters June 3rd.
Pre-order the full soundtrack: http://republicrec.co/POPSTAR
Listen to The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR9ZV6ngzoSoOseURPwXOqGRaY2XNerj8
This is a song from our new movie POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING!!! In theaters June 3rd.
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Universal Pictures’ Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is headlined by musical digital-shorts superstars Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone, collectively known as The Lonely Island. The comedy goes behind the scenes as singer/rapper Conner4Real (Samberg) faces a crisis of popularity after his sophomore album flops, leaving his fans, sycophants and rivals all wondering what to do when he’s no longer the dopest star of all.
The latest comedy from blockbuster producer Judd Apatow (Trainwreck, Superbad, Knocked Up) co-stars Sarah Silverman, Tim Meadows and Maya Rudolph and many of the biggest names in comedy and music in cameo performances. Co-directed by Schaffer and Taccone and written by The Lonely Island trio, Popstar is also produced by Rodney Rothman (producer of Get Him to the Greek, Forgetting Sarah Marshall; co-writer of 22 Jump Street), as well as Samberg, Schaffer and Taccone.


