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Lone Wanderer vs The Courier vs Sole Survivor - Round 2 (End-game)
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Can You Beat Fallout 4 While Addicted To Every Chem In The Game?: youtu.be/yQpQXxeRV6o
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas While Addicted To All Chems? (in text form)
I know where this playthrough is headed, I can sense it in my knees, or maybe it’s gonna rain later, tough to say. I named myself Rickety Cricket because that’s where this is going. That’s a girls name, we all knew this. A beautiful woman was born and God let her pick what makes her SPECIAL, we all know what it isn’t, good gosh. I figured I had 2 options here: optimize as best I can for a quick playthrough despite not knowing what afflictions the addictions would cast upon me. Or, I could just make a character as generic as possible and suffer the consequences of being normal. I picked Option 2. Always pick Door 2, behind it is where the digital style lives. Skills, I did put thought into though: Guns, Medicine, Lockpick, the reasonings should be obvious. With likely hits to my Charisma from some Chem, my Speech is likely to take a hit meaning I can’t go with the Speech cop-out at the end of the game. My only option is guns. Those hinderances are also why I picked Skilled and I swear on my dead dog’s grave I almost picked Logan’s Loophole before I remembered what this playthrough was supposed to be.
I’ll skip through most of the pain in the ass it was to make this happen. Basically, I made a bat command which is just a text file you can put a bunch of console commands into, then run that one bat command in the in-game console and you can execute all those commands, I made one to give me enough Chems to turn this into My Requiem for a Nightmare. That didn’t work, so I had to do it manually with all 9 chems that can give you an addiction. These are: Alcohol, Buffet, Hydra, Jet, Med-X, Mentats, Ant Nectar, Psycho, Nuka-Cola Quantum (that one shocked me), Turbo, and Ultrajet. As I’ve read them, the effects of withdrawal have been displayed on-screen so I don’t have to go through those, too. Here’s a side-by-side comparison of where my SPECIAL stats started, and where they ended up after becoming addicted to all these chems. Also, I’m not getting any benefits from their use anymore. If I was, you’d see those buffs here in the Effects page.
And with that, the actual game can begin. My first and only goal for the next 11 minutes was leveling up via the Ghost Town Gunfight quest as well as get some supplies for the road. Sunny Smiles joined our cause and with the best member of the Beatles too, it would be enough to evicerate Joe Cobb and his little cornish babies. I should point out that due to the addictions and whatnot, absolutely nothing is off limits. I can use any exploit I want with a guilt free conscious. I didn’t use a single one because they all require effort and I’m lazy. Why cheat when you can run up the clock and give the substitute teacher a candy to let you turn the test into a take-home test.
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Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtu.be/k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Moving The Camera?: youtu.be/kUpwvr4YlD4
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Can You Beat Fallout 4 With The Impossible Gun? (in text form)
Back in April, Mitten Squad turned 9 years old, but here’s the thing: I made Mitten Squad when I was 16 and on May 15th I turned 26 and you know what that means. We can officially celebrate 10 years of Mitten Squad on a technicality and what better way to do that than with the release of the Fork Barbarian’s cooler older brother, the Nuclear Fork Barbarian made by Makeship. The Plush is on sale now for $27.99. This is a limited run product that will only be on sale until July 7st. If you don’t buy one by then, it’s gone forever.
Just to be up front with you, I’m not talking about any one specific gun. “Impossible gun” refers to what happens when you combine the Any Mod Any Weapon mod with the Enemy Weapon Randomizer mod. You yourself can create just about any weapon you can imagine, while enemies will spawn with weapons more akin to something you’d find in Borderlands than Fallout. It’s a beautiful nightmare adventure through and through. Unfortunately though, it doesn’t apply to melee weapons which is a crying shame. I really wanted a 10x scope, laser attachment, and to strap a fat man to the end of a bat and make it go Nagasaki with every swing. Maybe in another life.
The story of Mr Impossible begins in the bathroom, as all great stories do. I went with a preset character, looks don’t matter when your very existence questions reality itself. But like they say, perception is 9/10ths of reality and my perception is a little bit off. Regarding my SPECIALties, I made some unorthodox choices which would upset my extended family given what religion they follow. Then the bombs fell, I tried my hardest to not be on the platform, briefly became Mr Freeze, dead spouse, and escaping the vault as usual. I’m gonna jump ahead a few minutes because it took a bit for me to make the mod work. Don’t worry, you didn’t miss much. We’re just inside the Museum of Freedom now and the madness has begun to get its ass in gear as the weirder weapons are starting to appear. Gotta point out that I can’t mention every outlandish weapon I get my hands on, we’d be here for ages. Just be a brave little individual and let your eyes carry the load for you. Oh you can’t carry things on your eyes? Sucks for to be you.
After speaking to everyone’s favorite Gravy, I headed outside to dispatch of the raiders and other assorted Riff-raff with both the power of enthusiasm and this weird ass thing that spat fire. Turns out that I can be one-shotted by the deathblow, that’s a shame. It took me camping in this building while I spat fire through the open windows because lizards aren’t allowed indoors. With it dead, it was off to the police station to find the once and former Buzz Lightyear. These neantherthaulic puppies managed to kill me once which surprised me. Completely randomized weapons doesn’t mean they’re all gonna be good. In fact a good number of them aren’t. I did make a quick stop to play in the sewers like I did in North Carolina as a youth as well as end a bear. I stopped by Graygarden to pay the plant loving robots a quick visit. We haven’t seen them for a while and we won’t see them for a long while again. I happened to find this gun that kicks serious ass, had a convo with Danse, we traversed the landscape towards Arcjet, battled the Synthetics inside, and I made the smart call of engaging the rocket firing test without sealing the blast doors.You’ve gotta be pretty far away from the doorway to not get cooked alive. There’s nothing else we can do with Danse anymore, best head to Park Street Station to find he who shall not be named. Rightous Authority looked pretty weird by the way. In retrospect, a mod that lets me swap legendary weapon effects would’ve been a great 3rd addition to this challenge.
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Can you Beat Fallout: New Vegas Without A Pip-Boy?: youtu.be/BlMwqo4rAHg
Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas As A Necromancer?: youtu.be/kfQ6GNKqLOs
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Can You Beat Fallout 3 As The Pint Sized Slasher? (in text form)
Back in April, Mitten Squad turned 9 years old, but here’s the thing: I made Mitten Squad when I was 16 and on May 15th I turned 26 and you know what that means. We can officially celebrate 10 years of Mitten Squad on a technicality and what better way to do that than with the release of the Fork Barbarian’s cooler older brother, the Nuclear Fork Barbarian made by Makeship. The Plush is on sale now for $27.99. This is a limited run product that will only be on sale until July 1st. If you don’t buy one by then, it’s gone forever.
For starters, the Pint Sized Slasher is a character that exists within Fallout 3 within the Tranquility Lane quest line. You become him to complete the quest line for Betty White to escape the simulation without taking any pills. Unfortunately, as we’ve seen before, it is simply impossible to beat Fallout 3 as an actual child. Assuming you somehow manage to make that this far, when you reach President Eden to take the vial you’re told that you cannot use that, children cannot carry viruses, we know this. And of course, escaping the vault as a 16 year old would result in the so-called “pint sized slasher” going to a pint sized prison cell for the rest of his natural life. So where does that leave us? You guessed it: it’s b*by time. First things first: the Pint Sized Slasher’s blade is only available in Tranquility Lane and because I don’t feel like giving a toddler the tool of a metaphorical god, we’re gonna be going the safety scissors route.
That tool, despite its name, is still a melee weapon, so SPECIAL stats are all based around the melee weapons skill. Strength for the melee weapons skill itself, Intelligence for some skill points when leveling up, and Luck as a boost to all skills. Now: it’s time to leave daddy encased in dust just like the 80 year old woman superhero The Octopus who, like when an octopus is frightened, spits dust out of her… you know. Walk into a wall, quick save quick load in rapid succession and with enough gusto in your hear you can clip through the wall and fall into a part of the vault you shouldn’t be able to reach. From there, as we’ve done so many times before, it’s as simple as escaping the vault as a b*by while dealing with a few roaches looking for an easy meal. Make sure to grab supplies like Stimpacks and… I guess that’s it. We can’t use the nerf bat and babies can’t have guns. Overseer isn’t around, so you snag his key from his locker, enter the escape tunnel, and seeing as we never took a ride on the GOAT, it’s here, at the beginning of the end of the line we pick tag skills. I went with Melee Weapons, Medicine, and Lockpick.
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Can you Beat Fallout: New Vegas Without A Pip-Boy?: youtu.be/BlMwqo4rAHg
Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas As A Necromancer?: youtu.be/kfQ6GNKqLOs
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Can You Beat Fallout 4 While Completely Crippled And Over-Encumbered?: youtu.be/hkDfYRD2WYc
Can You Beat Tomb Raider With Only A Climbing Axe? (in text form)
The story of Lara Croft kicks off in a dramatic fashion as our nameless protagoness plunges into the drink. She was aboard the USS Endurance when a violent storm rocked the ship, marooning herself, Gilligan, the guy who invented Roth IRAs, and a couple other on an island.
Lara really got herself in a pickle this time. Not only is she f*cked, she’s super f*cked. Tied up and left for dead, the skelington I burned loose knocked out the floor out from under me, I burnt my legs, fell onto a piece of rebar, ripped it out, and gained complete control of the character. In the context of this video, when I say “With Only A Climbing Axe” in the title I’m talking about combat exclusively. This is a platform-er action adventure puzzle game, combat should really be an afterthought, but it’s not. I have this bad habit of being extraordinarily melodramatic over the smallest roadblock. That being said, this challenge is up there with Doom With Only A Pistol and Fallout 3 With My Eyes as one of the most brutally difficult challenges I’ve attempted. I picked Tomb Raider because HowLongToBeat pegged it as a relatively quick 11 hour romp through the jungle. Not only did it take me more than double that, you don’t get the f*cking climbing axe until you’re like 6 hours into the game. Is it A) a problem, B) an issue, or C) time for me to buy a thesaurus? I don’t have all the answers. What I do have is a torch: fire in the form of a flaming stick. The torch is one of the many tools available to us in this adventure. It can be used to light objects on fire. Anything from ropes to boxes to red barrels can be lit on fire but it is not a combat tool. Here it’s used to solve a puzzle.
I heard the voodoo man say he was trying to help me as the ceiling descended towards my face. I let the rock take me, didn’t fight back the next time and got crushed all the same. There are a lot of gruesome deaths in Tomb Raider. I’d hoped to see her get squished between the walls, instead she inched and crawled through the mud and emerged out into the real game. On the way to the beach I ran through the basics of Tomb Raider’s platforming. All the classics are here: wood walking, jumping the gap, climbing up makeshift ladders throughout the en-vi-ron-ment, the wall assisted double jump, and of course, stealing. Moments after I stole the 2-way radio, I wonder who’s handy that will come into later, a storm rolled in, forcing me to postpone my search. I sought shelter in the woods, made my first campsite, and watched an old video to remind the player that other characters exist and there’s context for what’s happening. We’re searching for the Dragon’s Triangle. Bermuda is the dragon’s name, that’s the simple explanation for what’s going on here.
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Can You Beat Fallout 4 as a Necromancer? (in text form)
The rules are dead simple: I can’t attack anything directly, only corpses I’ve reanimated and rigged with string to act as my companions can attack on my behalf. This is accomplished with a combination of modding and console commands. The ‘mod name here’ mod allows you to have an infinite number of companions while also letting you claim any NPC or wasteland creature as your new friend. To bring the fighting spirit back to dead bodies, I use the resurrect console command to bring them. Unfortunately there are some glitches here and there, I installed a few mods to add extra beasts into the wilderness. In the interest of full frontal disclosure, I did go a little too far. UFOs are one thing, but I draw the line at dolphins with guns. Nobody’s evolving under my watch.
Regarding character creation and the finer points of attractiveness, I had in my mind the image of the perfect father. I’m talking of course about Nigel Thornsberry, father of the daughter who can talk to animals in the cartoon. That’s not this video but I used my last good name joke when I named myself NecroMandy in the New Vegas Necromancer video. SPECIAL stats: gotta have Luck of 5 for the idiot Savant. Intelligence all the way down compliments that perk by increasing the likelihood of getting 3x XP any time XP is rewarded. No tricks to gain XP, no magic to power level myself, I’m not a magician. I’m a circus.
Shaun daydreamed about the Great Beyond, the Great War began, I looked great in the Vault Jumpsuit and I emerged from the freezer ready to take the world by storm. For my first act of resuscitation, I chose my recently deceased wife as the target. Fallout 4 runs on a more advanced version of the Creation Engine than Fallout New Vegas did. As a result, mods, console commands, and the game as a whole operates differently. Targets that have never been alive can’t be resurrected. Sometimes you walk into a building and there’s a dead bootable body on the floor. That character was never alive so you can’t use them like a puppet. Nora isn’t really an example of that. She’s single and ready to mingle between dimensions. She woke up, took a step out of the cooler, stepped back inside and succumbed to Lock-In Syndrome once again. She’ll be fine. There are roaches here I can waste 10 minutes trying to lure into an electrical trap to kill them since, as a Necromancer, I can’t attack them myself. Killing them with sparkles is a game of chance, all you can do is stand around absorbing blows hoping a lightning strike slams into one of the roaches. Then, after they all die and you get the Pip-Boy, you go back to claim your prize and they’ve all de-spawned because this is a Bethesda game. The void ate my babies.
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Can You Beat Skyrim: Survival Mode Without Eating, Drinking, or Sleeping? (in text form)
Survival Mode for Skyrim has been around for quite a while. Initially as a mod for the base Skyrim that launched around the time of the last global conflict and more recently as a micro transaction for Skyrim: Special Edition. In my lifetime, it was made available for “free” in the Anniversary Edition of the Elder Scroll 5. As the name implies, Survival Mode adds many exciting new features to the game to make surviving out in Skyrim harder. The big three additions are Hunger, Fatigue, and Thermometer. Not eating gradually increases your hunger, which reduces your total stamina, attack speed, and effectiveness of both sneaking and using shields. Fatigue is directly tied to your energy levels, the stamina of your soul, sleeping. Not getting enough sleep lets some of the air out of your inflatable magic pool, makes you more susceptible to disease, and reduces stamina and magic regeneration speed. Potions lose some of their effectiveness as your colon starts to power down from a lack of sleep. The worm needs his nap. Luckily the potions are not a problem for me because I’m not allowed to drink. That leads us to the third aspect: the drinking. I put “Eating Drinking or Sleeping” in the title but there is no H20 meter to keep track of, pour one out for the hydro homies, drinking is not relevant in this video. Up in its place comes thermo-meter. Temperatures range all across the continent, from warm fires to freezing skies atop the throat the world, I will conquer it all in my birthday suit. The real challenge is: Can you beat Skyrim’s survival mode without eating, sleeping or wearing clothes. Now, there’s more to Survival mode than what I’ve mentioned.
Just like in Oblivion, in this Skyrim survival mode playthrough you can only level up by sleeping in a bed so this is also the Skyrim at Level 1 challenge. Why do I get the feeling I’ve done that before? Carry weight is reduced a tad. Health doesn’t regenerate by itself over time. Animals out in the wilderness carry infectious diseases like Rockjoint or Brain Rot. Spending a lot of time feeling like sh*t will give you afflictions, you got a 55 on your test but you were in a bad mood when you took it so your teacher knocked it down to 45 to send a message. And, lastly, fast travel is disabled. This sucks. Let’s do it.
Fallout New Vegas Randomizer mod: nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/70845
Fallout New Vegas World/Door Randomizer mod: nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/74554
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Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas If Every Door Is Randomized? (in text form)
Welcome to the Fallout New Vegas World Randomizer. Rooms and world spaces in Fallout New Vegas are officially called ‘cells’. The entire Mojave Wasteland as a world space is a cell, but so are all the individual locations within it. Doc Mitchell’s house, the Hoover Dam offices, the Legate’s Camp, the Boulder Dome, the vaults, Zion Canyon, Mr House’s Penthouse, the Narrator’s room, all of it. You can think of a cell as what exists on the other side of door with a loading screen. Normally you’d walk up to a door, press the button to open it, and you travel to location displayed next to your crosshair. From outside, activating the Prospector Saloon Door loads you into the Saloon. There’s a connection between the door and where you’re placed after the brief loading screen. What I’ve gone and done is found a mod that messes with that connection. Doors no longer send you to their normal predetermined destination. A couple do, I think I found 3 safety doors, just to keep the entire universe from being entirely unplayable.
What I’ve failed to mention is the door Randomizer will not be the only randomizer at play here. My original idea for this challenge was The Cabin In The Woods, the scene down in the basement with all the cells and the monsters wrecking havoc causing cavities all that stuff. As neat and as fascinating as it would be to have all the connections between your senses severed, it’s just not enough. I wanna smell with my skin and taste with my retinas. To that end, I activated the original tried and true classic barely a year old Fallout New Vegas randomizer mod as well. The World Randomizer deals with the big picture stuff, the frame, the framework, the glass covering up the sky, while the other randomizer messes with just about everything else. Weather effects are randomized, NPCs can spawn with any combination of weapons and armor, and any creature that isn’t a person is randomized too. Every single room is a dream of possibilities. I’ve got one more surprise in store but I’ll save that bombshell for later, the curtains have been drawn back, that my cue to be born. Doc Mitchell asked what my name was and I immediately started up the mind games by naming myself Doc Mitchell. I’ve always wanted to say someone’s name back at them when introducing myself, I just don’t have the moxy to pull it off. SPECIAL and Skills are randomized right off the bat, no need to mess with them. Wouldn’t know what I was doing anyway. Skills are in the same boat, I let Jesus take control the stick, starting off with Science feels wrong, Wild Wasteland is a must, and I did a quick smash and garb in the Doctor’s house before setting off for imagination destination.
Fallout 4 Legendary Enemies Only mod: nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/24927
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Can You Beat Fallout 4 If All Enemies Are Legendary? (in text form)
I used the Legendary Enemies Only mod to make this playthrough happen. After installing the mod, it’s like playing Fallout 4 but everyone is legendary. All enemies across all difficulties are converted into Legendary enemies, but there’s a problem. Some enemies have no legendary variants (I’m already tired of saying Legendary). Like Turrets, you’ll never find a Legendary Turret out in the wasteland because Todd said so. But I think both of us know the point isn’t whether it can or cannot be done. It’s about the journey, not the destination. With that in mind, I almost made the woman of my dreams, her teeth are a little too white for my taste, gave her a good name, and picked my Specialties. I’m going with the Idiot Savant experience tree this time, no building statues in place for infinite levels or making uncle sam salivate by pulling oil out of thin air. Before leaving for good I left the refrigerator door open, my husband and I ran for the vault, he had an accident, and I emerged from my pod ready to get f*cked by the legendary roaches waiting for me. Or so you thought. Legendary enemies don’t start spawning until level 8. Using a console command, I set myself up to Level 8 to begin the actual challenge as quickly as possible. Enemies scale with you in Fallout 4, I have no extra equipment, I’m worse off now than I would’ve been at level 1. After a couple snafus involving Preston, his attackers, a bit of back end work, and some patience, the Legendary foes began to take the field and it started off with nice and slow with the elderly.
They have a few fun effects applied to them. All legendary enemies have a chance to mutate and regain their health. In fact, being underpowered will make it more likely for them to mutate. You want to be a walking tank if at all possible. If an enemy takes significant damage and doesn’t die, it’ll mutate to activate a dormant ability. However, a named NPC that becomes an enemy will not become Legendary nor will it mutate unless you count dying to be a mutation. Another fun affectation of Legendary enemies is legendary loot: weapons and armor that can do all sorts of sh*t from dealing radiation damage to giving your gun a bottomless clip to making each bullet do explosive damage, it applies to armors as well. These can increase movement speed or give your liver an adamantium coating to take less damage when drinking chemicals or even make you lucky. One of the first ones I Raiders I killed had an Explosive 10mm Pistol for me. That came in handy in the market when I got swarmed by ghouls. I of course had been training for this since late 2012.
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Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas While Being Idolized By Everyone? (in text form)
Let’s find out if you can be idolized by every faction in Fallout New Vegas. There are more than a dozen factions in the game but only 11 of those matter for this challenge, only 11 appear within the Reputation tab in your Pip-Boy. Each faction in this list has a range of emotions they can feel towards your character, all dependent on how you’ve acted towards them as a people, how you’ve treated the individuals in that community, have you stolen anything, have you helped those in need, have you eaten dead people in broad daylight, Do good and you’re awarded with Fame. Earn enough Fame with a faction and they’ll Like you, then they’ll Accept you. Push through the love stage, into worshipping territory and you’ll become Idolized. The amount of fame required to be Idolized varies from faction to faction. But, becoming a respected member of a community is not enough. On top of needing to amass Positive Reputation points with each faction, I have to not do anything to piss them off. Each faction will tolerate some amount of reckless behavior before they start letting the insults fly. Any amount of Negative Reputation Points, Infamy, is a death sentence. Killing a member of a faction and being caught for it is a 30 infamy, getting caught stealing is 2. Knowing anyone in the world sees me as anything less than perfect, my heart couldn’t take it. You can’t undo Infamy, those points don’t go away. If you’re idolized by Googsprings and get caught stealing a potato, the towns people will never look at you the same way, you’ll be a Good Natured Rascal forever. With that in mind, let’s see the factions:
The Boomers require 50 Positive Reputation Points, Fame, to be idolized by them. The Brotherhood of Steel need 20 points. Caesar’s Legion needs 100 points to be idolized. The Followers of the Apocalypse need 50 points. Freeside needs 70 points. Goodsprings need 15 points. The Great Khans need 30 points. The New California Republic require 80 points. Novac needs 15 points. The Powder Gangers need 30 points. The Strip needs 40 points. And lastly, the White Mittens themselves, need a heart stopping 10 points to become idolized.
As for SPECIAL Stats and, you know, the game, I went with maxed out Intellect for skill points, 9 in Luck for critical shots and good fortune when gambling, spread out the rest, picked Speech, Guns and Lockpick as my skills, Skilled and Wild Wasteland as my traits introduce the Wasteland to its new best friend. Everything in up for grabs in this playthrough. Any exploits can be used, the only thing I can’t do is use console commands. I began with Chet, as one does in a normal playthrough, and let the bullsh*t out of the pen by utilizing the first of many tricks I have stuffed up my sleeve. Dynamite is a special explosive. If you drop a stick on the ground you can blow it up by shooting it and if that dynamite happens to kill someone, the game has nobody to blame because the dynamite’s gone so your reputation suffers no consequences. Couple downsides. The Powder Gangers and Goodsprings are locked in a cold war and Ringo’s gonna be the deciding factor. You can’t complete Ghost Town Gunfight and Run Goodsprings Run in the same playthrough. Ringo lives in one quest and dies in the other. Can’t be Idolized by Goodsprings if Ringo dies, can’t be Idolized by the Powder Gangers if he lives. So, that’s it. You can’t beat Fallout New Vegas idolized by all factions.
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Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Your Eyes? (in text form)
To play Fallout 3 with nothing but my eyes, I spent $230 on an infrared eye tracker, the Tobii Eye Tracker 5 and mounted it to my iMac with my own proprietary adhesive strip. The trash it came with didn’t stick and I got lucky that I couldn’t find my superglue. I used it to secure a thumbtack in my wall and haven’t seen it since. The Tobii company has software that lets the eye tracker work in a handful of games but none of them are Fallout and it’s not full fledged control. it’s looking around by turning your head, not complete PC control with only your eyesight. Windows 10 has some eye control accessibility options too but those don’t work in-game. For that I downloaded Project Iris. This program turns your entire monitor into a touchscreen for your vision. It’s wild. Iris lets you map any key on the keyboard to a box on-screen. The eye trackers 4 sensors track your pupils at all times using infrared light and when they’ve sense you looking at the box, the key is pressed virtually. That allowed me to map most of the useful keys to the boxes. The controls I had on-screen and their layout changed over time as I learned which keys were more useful than the others. The starter set should be fairly self explanatory: WASD for movement, Tab for the Pip-Boy, space to jump, the arrow keys to move through dialog, escape to pause. Run is Q, that’s the auto run button. Look Up is a lie, don’t believe what it says. You won’t be seeing that vision circle on-screen during the gameplay, it wasn’t centered properly and I found it distracting. And with that, you’re ready to witness the most mentally exhausting challenge I’ve ever done.
To prove that I was, in fact, playing with my eyes and not a controller or a keyboard and mouse, I turned on the webcam. But it’s been a while since you’ve seen me. The last time was in December and that was before my drinking got way out of control. I’m a changed individual and I wanted to prove that by doing the worst thing I could think of. I bought a sexy french maid outfit and I gotta say I make a woman’s medium look [better than than those whores on Amazon do] pretty good. Now, in my final form, the real game can begin and I can begin to explain what a f*cking nightmare this challenge was. Those blink grenades are not what you think, they’re not used in this video, that mod should’ve been disabled. What I didn’t realize before starting was how difficult it is to maintain complete and total control over your eyes for hours on end. They’re constantly subconsciously darting around taking in the surroundings. You don’t really think when you look from one side of the screen to the other, you just do it and it happens. But here, I can’t look over to the left side of the screen, or the right side or the top or the bottom without running the risk of accidentally pressing a button.
Luckily, the toddler room is a free for all where nothing matters. I had all the time in the world to acclimate myself to the controls and realize I had no way to look down, bringing us to the first major bump in the road. Speed bumps come in pairs, trust me I will get f*cked again. Moving the mouse is not as simple as remapping a key on the keyboard. This is a mouse we’re talking about, a living breathing organism, there are complex mechanisms at play. The solution? Can you say “trackpad for your eyeball”? That’s exactly what I got, though at this juncture I was woefully unaware of what I’d just done. I spent minutes sitting there trying to fill out my Special stats with that little b****d, unable to tell what was really happening. It had to be bigger. Mickey hit the medieval stretch machine, my playing field was substantially larger, I could now look freely around the world, solving all of my 1 year old problems.
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Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Wooden Sword? (in text form)
I wasn’t lying in the intro. Unarmed attacks do 4 damage unless you’re a Khajit or Lizard, then they do 10, an iron dagger’s also a 4, but the wooden sword is sitting rock solid at a very impressive 2 damage per swing. Only the Fork is considered more worthless from the standpoint of damage, and monetary value. While the Fork has the advantage of being a fork, the wooden sword’s biggest advantage is being available in abundance. Wooden Swords can be bought from general merchants, found as random loot, and can be witnessed inside the hall for honorable orphans. Alternatively, they can be stolen from a cat’s hidden pocket. There’s a hidden chest tucked away by the Mineshaft in Dawnstar which contains all Ahkari’s wares. To abuse the exploit that resets her inventory, she needs to be in town, but to rob her blind it wouldn’t really make sense for her to know you’re there. Or, to take it a set further, it wouldn’t make sense for you to know where she it. To immediately get an overpowered Wooden Sword, borrow the enchanted weapons and armor, strip them of their most important merits, take one of the soul gems you stole from Akhari, slap it in the Wooden Sword with the enchantment of your choice and like magic you’ve got stick that does ludicrous amounts of damage.
With a most impressive stick, I alerted the Jarl of the dragon in Whiterun, took a peak at what lurks beneath the court wizard, sold him my children’s clothing, and set off for Bleak Falls Barrow on Legendary Difficulty. For those of you who had your legencherries popped by a wooden sword like I did, I’ll explain what Legendary difficulty does because I’d never played with such an OP stick before. Legendary difficulty makes NPCs take 1/4 as much damage as they would on Adept which would’ve been a big enough of a deal for me to play on as it is, and also makes the player take 3 times as much damage. Do the math, Legendary makes Skyrim 12 times harder, negating the positive side effects of imbuing a piece of wood with the soul of a snowman. The Widowed Frostbite Spider killed me half a dozen times despite my best efforts to avoid her. She made peace with the Draugr in her own way and came out the other side of the triple bladed swing trap a stronger spider than before. Only by cracking Skyrim back down to Adept, chugging potions, and saving my level up for a moment of introspection could I survive in any meaningful way against 3 of the most basic, uninspired Draugr this barrow had to offer. The Draugr Overlord, a single target, wasn’t as much of a struggle to kill. As usual, returning the Dragonstone advanced the story enough to kick the cats into gear. They’re at Dawnstar, the real game can begin. Up to this point, everything’s been pretty conventional.
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Can You Beat Call of Duty WW2 Without Taking Any Damage? (in text form)
Lemme introduce you to our team. There’s Boone, Donald, Styles with the sweet frames, I’m Daniels, Pierson is the hard ass with a heart of gold, and the real war begins with the landing at Normandy. Nobody on the boat seemed to have any idea what was in store for us, and neither did I. Most of you watching probably weren’t alive back in the 1940s, so I’ll explain the situation, The German’s have eyes on us up in the hills and are using that tactical advantage of height to their advantage. Nowhere is safe. Damage comes from 60% of all directions unless you’re hunkered down behind a thick sturdy piece of cover. This isn’t a PS3 game where you can pull a sneaky, go prone and crab walk across the beach to the seawall without being shot because the AI is so bad. It is, but that’s not important here. If you’re making a run for it, as you are from touchdown to v-day, damage can seemingly come from anywhere. Making the run from cover to cover sometimes brought damage, sometimes it didn’t, no way to tell if it happens until it happens and you can’t kill the machine gunners while you’re on the beach, that would be ridiculous. 10 minutes in, stunned by everyone else’s inability to let me win, I hunkered down behind a dead tank and waited for help that would have a better chance of reaching my skeleton in a week than the person surrounding that skeleton right now.
Like most Calls of Duty, following the arrow on the screen will guide you to the credits at the end of the game, but most games don’t take someone like me into consideration. If this mission had a vehicle section, it would be the worst level of any game I’ve played for a challenge since I attempted Super Monkey Ball 2 without collecting any banana’s. But this level isn’t too bad compared to everything else, it is the first level after all and each level’s got some form of hell to endure. On rails sections with vehicles, tank battles, dogfights, infiltration missions, the worst invisible walls you’ve never seen, I had a lot of fun with this game when it was Call of Duty. In the time spent on the beach, I made it to the seawall a grand total of 3 times.
The first time was a goofy move, I was merely sticking my big toes in the water. The 2nd time, I wasn’t sure if the damage was scripted or not, so I reloaded just to be safe. Number 3, an hour in, having died at least 100 times, I slammed body into the earth like it owed me money, blew open an entrance to Parts Unknown, and could finally get into combat. Now, despite everything I’ve said about how difficult it was to get passed the first quarter of the first mission, enemies are generally either unfairly accurate or borderline blind, but everyone was back in those days. Even me. That’s why I disabled aim assist while playing on console. Did that make it harder? Oh f*ck yeah it did. Was it worth it? Unlikely. It could’ve helped immensely when dealing with these 2 turrets. My initial, gut-instinct ideas never ended very well.
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Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas In 24 Hours? (in text form)
When I say “24 hours” I’m talking about 24 hours according to Fallout New Vegas’s in-game clock. And time works different in Fallout New Vegas compared to our world. The default timescale used by the game is 30, so every minute of real time is 30 minutes in-game which theoretically gives me a 47 minutes to beat New Vegas. I’ll come back to why those 47 minutes are imaginary in a minute.
I used the Immersive HUD mod to keep the clock on-screen at all time and the timer begins at 23:41PM. The next time you see that time on the screen, I’ll be dead or the challenge will be over. My SPECIAL stats are all based around getting through New Vegas as quickly as possible. There are no restrictions to weapons or skills or movement. For one single day I can do anything I want. Timer’s gone though, it comes and goes as it pleases. Time stops in dialog, when you’re picking skills, when the Pip-Boys open, when you’re loading into a new area, during minigames like hacking or picking a lock, and even when the game’s paused. I’d love to say this is a normal speed run but it just isn’t. Before leaving in the dead of night, daylight savings time struck again, thrusting me towards 8am at breakneck speed. I anticipated going through this challenge multiple times and I won’t cheat by using console commands to change the time. The new start time is 8:00am on the button. Trust me by the time we’re finished this will be inconsequential. You won’t have time to worry about your toothache when you’re tossed into a volcano.
Those of you who’ve been around here a while have a general sense of what my intentions are re: (in regards to) completing New Vegas as quickly as possible. Yes Man’s ending is the quickest and the quickest route to his heart is through Cazador Canyon. With time still being my most important commodity, I made sure to waste none of it by killing the Cazadors and their families in the alley. Their experience pumped me up (remember the giant inflatable Pump It Up party place?) to level 2 and I’d need all that experience if I was gonna get Speech up to 100 later on. I hung out at Bonnie Springs for a little while longer after I impressed myself by using a grenade launcher to launcher a machine gun towards me.
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Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only Ejected Fusion Cores? (in text form)
If you haven’t dug deep under the intelligence perk tree in Fallout 4 you’d never know that Rank 3 of the Nuclear Physicist perk lets you eject Fusion Cores from your Power Armor as a sort of timed grenade. Nuclear Physicist itself requires Intelligence of 9 and it also requires you to be level 26 so before you can unlock it so step 1 in my adventure to cleanse the wasteland with nuclear leftovers was to get to level 26 without attacking anything. I won’t overhype it. I’ll be nice and call it a learning experience.
The real game begins with very minor tweaks to create the perfect man and the assigning of SPECIAL points. As I said, Intelligence needs to be at 9. Perception at 4 lets me take the Lockpicking perk, Endurance at 7 because I’m gonna be taking a lot of damage in the early game, Charisma o 3 for the Lone Wanderer perk and the rest are irrelevant. I named myself Shaun to amuse me, not you, there were fireworks, and as one door closed, another one opened. As for escaping the vault without attacking any of the roaches, it’s as easy as locking them behind the door and waiting for them to forget you existed.
Out into the rest of Fallout 4, I headed home to get to work. In the past I’ve harvested the remnants of mother nature’s beauty to create a world of fences. After abusing that power for more than a year I learned that some settlement items can be crafted in place over and over again without moving. But there’s an actual exploit that drawrves everything I’ve done before. All around Sanctuary are items -trees, baby fences, houses, cars- that can be scrapped for their base components. You take these components alongside a few perks and craft wire fences or wood fences, any item that costs next to nothing to craft, craft as many as you can and you can be at level 4 or 5 before you leave Sanctuary. The difficulty in past videos has been obtaining enough components to create objects on a large enough scale that make it worth doing. But that problem dies today with the infamous item duplication glitch. Full disclosure I loosely followed SuperbTube’s video on getting this Fallout 4 infinite experience exploit 2021 to work properly. It feels impossible to get at first, then you get a nail it once, forget what your mentor just told you to do and make a mistake. But that wasn’t my first mistake.
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Can You Beat GTA 5 With A Pistol? (in text form)
We jump immediately into the action inside a bank heist (gone wrong) and the challenge is a bust before it gets off the ground. T, M, and B are robbing a bank. I was gonna replace Brad but we don’t wanna give the cops any information that might lead them to suspects. With no pistol to use, I hid behind cover while BM dealt with all the cops. Trevor Phillips, who am I at the moment, is the cool calm and collected member of our raiding party. If anyone was mentally equipped to stand almost motionless in place for 18 minutes in the middle of a firefight against every mall cop this backwoods sh*thole threw at us, it’s him.
Seeing as the options were use melee attacks or use a gun that isn’t a pistol, and regardless of which I chose the challenge was failed again, I used my carbean rifle and the scalp of a Santa hat to leave the crew behind, found my pistol on a fresh body outside the bank, the driver took a nap, I outran the train in style, Michael and Brad were both down for the count, and I held off the police with a real gun. Unlike Fallout or Borderlands or Call of Duty or any of the other baby games I’ve played, GTA 5 is a much more realistic experience. You, like every American child, start things off with a rifle so you know immediately that there are better guns than the pistol, but the pistol itself is a decent weapon. A single headshot is enough to bring down even the most notorious of Los Santos street trash and auto-aim ensures missing a shot only happens once in a blue moon if you’re out standing alone.
Trevor was the only one who made it out alive, the title card rolled, Michael’s living the quiet life now, Brad’s still very dead, Dr Fred let me loose on the world, and the real game began. For those of you who’ve never heard of video games before watching this video, GTA 5 is a pretty massive game. HowLongToBeat pegs the average main story play through at about 32 hours, so a lot of this is being left out to not turn this into Mitten Squad’s Titanic. I know what ship I’m going down with and it’s not this. As I was leaving therapy, Franklin and Lamar were walking down the street looking for a score when they spotted a pair of automobiles looking for a new home. They say home is where the heart is but Disney refuses to let anyone do an autopsy on their vehicles. Like a wild animal in the western frontier, each feral car can alert the wider pack of harm coming to them. Alarms and bells and whistles tell the police that they’re in trouble. Simeon owning a car dealership makes him the perfect target for a pair of gangsters with stars in their eyes looking to become pawns in 4 dimensional game of Connect 4.
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Can You Beat Skyrim As A Ditto? (in text form)
This challenge has been 2 years in the making. I've wanted to play Fallout or Skyrim as a Ditto for a long time but it was only recently my spores began to spread and others started to awaken to how great it is to not be human. I even considered calling this challenge something else but when BubbyDraws once again created beauty out of my minds madness, I knew it had to be done. To play as a Ditto, I used the Skyrim Species Randomizer mod which works with the Playable Monsters mod to become a Mitten Squad's wet dream. Every 5 minutes I'm transformed into a new creature by the mod. I don't have to pause the game and use a console command to make stuff happen. Let's go back for a second, to the beginning of the game. I wanna show you something special. By setting the FOV all the way up to 180, you can see what I see in real life. Even the boundaries of reality clip in and out of view just like my nose does on a constant basis. I chose a Khajit as my race because I couldn't see what any of the races were, fixed my vision with a single trick most doctors won't let you try, Alduin showed up, I entered the keep, and hit the switch to trigger my cataclysm. Sadly when I found this mod it was still a newborn. The bugs and glitches and quirks and features haven't been ironed out of its skull yet. Occasionally you'll transform into something that completely breaks the game. Other times you won't be able to attack at all regardless of your equipment, most creatures have no first person view, carry weight is the charisma of physical attributes, meaningless and infinite. You can’t jump, sprint, or crouch. Those are basic human concepts that can’t be applied to animals. Overall, the Skyrim Species Randomizer’s not not even remotely close to being the buggiest mod I've used. But considering the fact that this works at all, I'm not upset about it. That being said, this was not easy.
Animals are weak and confusing. Deer, for instance, hit like a stationary freight train. Before I go any further I should point out that I can't sprint jump or crouch. Outside the castle walls, i brought out my best set of eyes to take in the surroundings, tried to kill a butterfly, settled for watching it to uncover its mysterious, picked the Water Stone for the free flippers, and hit the beach. With a dead dog. I didn't stay in Riverwood too long. Rumor has it the town's been struck by a case of the blues since their town mascot passed away. I have a feeling they'll see him again one day. On the road to Whiterun I settled a debate with a couple street performers, transformed into a this, and realized how many creatures exist in Skyrim that I'm completely ignorant about. Like what is this noodle thing supposed to be?
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Can You Beat Fallout 3 As A Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only The Miss Launcher? (in text form)
Up first, just like in rehearsal, was my birth. Then Todd welcomed the lovely Paulina in the world, my mother flatlined, and the next thing I knew I was alive. Believe it or not, Explosives will be worthless because the miss Launcher is a variation of the missile launcher and the missile launcher family of weapons are in the Big Guns side of the tree while grenades and throwable explosives are on the Explosives side. That makes the SPECIAL setup for this challenge kind of a pain in the ass. There’s only 1 place to find the Miss Launcher and its locked behind a 75 lockpick door. And if you haven’t noticed yet, I’m playing on console for a reason I’ll get to in a second so I can’t quick save quick load through the door. Intelligence is a necessity for getting skill points when leveling up. Endurance is for Big Guns and to hopefully grow into an emotionless bullet sponge later in life. Charisma has to be at 4 to get the Child at Heart perk, of course Luck is a social influencer that affects all skills, the rest don’t matter. I made my HUD orange just like the default New Vegas color, hated it instantly but refused to change it back, and before I knew what hit me it I was 10 years old.
Can you believe it? A surprise party all for me. Music, balloons, a floating clown. I had a great time until it was time to go kill the bug. In an effort to cause as many uncomfortable situations as possible, I stuck coffee mugs in everyones pockets thinking if I got the entire vault to hate me someone with a weapon would bash me over the skull with a party hat. When that didn’t work, I settled for executing the roach, pumped BB’s in the gaping hole where dads heart was before I destroyed it. With my father having just been pelted into unconsciousness, Jonas told me to think about how much fun a child could have with a gun, got a fantastic birthday picture, dad checked me for lice, and started picking skills. There’s more to this than meets the eye. My skills were Big Big guns, Barter, and Sneak. You should be concerned that the challenge involved a missile launcher and I’ve chosen to sneak.
3 years later, it’s the end of the world. The rad roaches I mourned in another life ripped Officer Kendall’s leg off and were moments away from eating Butch’s mother when I failed to convince him to leave her behind. In the Atrium I alerted the guards to my presence to save the lives of two innocent vault dwellers. Not sure where they went. One second they were about to make a run for it then they were gone. Also not sure why there were so many roaches. I didn’t question it. My dream of pretending to command an army of radroaches had become a reality. The only man they weren’t willing to assault was the Overseer. The vault doesn’t matter anymore, we’ve got a wasteland to save.
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Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Moving The Camera?: youtu.be/kUpwvr4YlD4
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtu.be/pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas With Only Bean Bag Rounds? (in text form)
Guns will be the primary skill to focus on. Bean bag rounds by definition cannot be lethal, which means pumping up my gun Skill can’t hurt anyone. Your skill with a firearm is derived from your Agility and Luck, every gymnast knows that. Intelligence will help with the learning of the shotgun, the ability to speak won’t matter in a few minutes so Charisma is a dump, and for my skills I chose Guns, Barter and, here comes the odd ball, Speech. I’m not talking my way out of anything. There’s one specific skill check that needs a 20 in speech to pass. Traits are weird. I wanted to pick Gifted and one of the Skilled traits to see what the combination of effects would be with them both. In the 10 or so seconds I tried to think through it I made negative progress. Then I thought maybe take Trigger Discipline and Steady Aim Pro to spice up the gunplay a little. I eventually settled on Skilled, duh, and Bloody Mess, got off the couch, and set foot outside for the first time.
You saw this coming 3 years away, I need Bean Bag Rounds before I can do anything resembling a Bean Bag Round only play through. Chet didn’t stock any in stock and there aren’t a ton of places to find them. The Fallout Wiki doesn’t have a list of locations for finding Bean Bag rounds like it does for most weapons and ammo types and ned’s declassified wasteland survival guide only mentions them one time, I was in uncharted terrirtory. With nowhere else to turn, the Gun Runners seemed like a safe choice. This is standard pacifist stuff I’ll skim through it: what you’re gonna wanna do is pas through Hidden Valley, try to lure the baby rad scorpions to Black Mountain, avoid the Deathclaws by cuddling with the mountain, discover Repconn, arrive at Camp McCarren just in time to instigate a conflict, and find my brother trapped behind the glass. If he’s in a good mood or God is smiling on your wallet, he’ll have at least a few Bean Bags back there with him (steal them). This time he had 19 which cost me 76 currency. Before testing the usefulness of my beans, I wanted more. That 5% damage number was still lingering in the back of my mind and I’d need more ammo anyway. Every gun does an amount of damage that can be modified by skills, chems, armor, perks, ammo type, and probably other stuff I’m leaving out. For example, A 9mm Pistol does lets say 25 damage with normal bullets. Hollow points might make it do 25% more damage against unarmed targets and 75% against those in armor. Bean Bags take that concept and kicks its f*cking teeth in. Bean Bags rounds make your gun do 5% of the damage it usually would. Fractions are tough, if you’re still confused, I get it. Worry not, the consequences of bean bags existing will be felt soon enough.
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Can You Beat Prey (2017) With Only A Wrench? (in text form)
Hello Morgan, it’s me, Yu, and it’s our first day on the job at TranStar Industries. They gave birth to the technology that will one day make us all Gods. But for now, I’m a lab rat. Alex Yu, saw that my eye was half filled with red, and as an employee for a company that does business, my job for the day is to jump through 4 very pretty hoops. First, when asked to hide, I turned my back and hid the front of my face behind the back of my head. I missed the 2nd button, pouted for the rest of the time in that room, answered a couple trick questions, got the important question right, this guy’s coffee was a little too black, as was my vision, and I woke up ready to start Day 2 down at the old salt mine, but nothing is what is seems, this life is but a dream. January, my mechanical consiouence, won’t let me go down without a fight. With my wrench in hand, I was free of the simulation and begin to start piecing together what happening.
Based on all available evidence I can say with a high degree of confidence that I’m probably not gonna get that lanyard I was promised back on my first day. Equally as important is the Typhon infestation aboard Talos 1. The Typhon are Ditto if Ditto got bullied as a kid. They disguise themselves in plain sight, have tentacles (that’s a good thing), and can easily overwhelm the most experienced plumbers if they attack in groups. On the topic of combat, the Wrench Only restriction will itself be restricted to combat. If I’m damaging an enemy, it must be caused by the Wrench or a moron accidentally sneezing while testing the pin strength of a grenade. Body augmentations called Neuromods can be unlocked by harvesting slugs to upgrade your ability to be a person. Some make the wrench do more damage, some increase health, some make you stronger, some even increase jump height. If you can do something, there’s probably a neuromod to make you better at it.
They’re optional in the same way your senses are an optional part of being alive. In the Talos Lobby I upgraded my health a bit and journeyed upstairs to the Morgan Yu Offices to uncover the truth. Weapons can be upgraded, not the wrench though keep your socks on. Sh*t got real before it hit the fan when I upgraded my jump height by 25%. That when I revealed that January is a backup of myself created to help me when I got lost in my mind again. Confused? So was I. I broke the glass before I learned what came next, big bro tried to settle me down, and I set off for Doctor Calvino’s lab to find a way un-sever the connection to the looking glass server I just broke.
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Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only Legendary Weapons: youtube.com/watch?v=Jmi5trYwggM
Can You Beat Fallout 4 While Completely Crippled And Over-Encumbered? (in text form)
You're gonna notice on your screen a series of numbers that are increasing at an alarming rate. Those of you with an eye for fashion will no doubt know that those represent time. In order to understand the pain I put myself through over the course of a single 4 day period, you need the timer. It will help keep things in perspective. With my character as true to life as inhumanly possible, I immediately f**ked up by not being broken on every level. The curtains don't yet match the drapes. Using a console command named after a joke I refuse to let die, the condition of both my arms, both my legs, my chest, and head are all set to 0. Thankfully by captain crunching my bones through the power of prayer, no amount of medicine will heal me. I can still use Stimpaks and other healing items while my limbs remain 100% crippled at all times. In that batch command is also a command to set my carry weight to 1.
Unlike my New Vegas Godless Pacifist run that I did on a whim, this one I did not. I thought I had a pretty good handle on things after I assigned my points, but a series of misfortunes happened to land on my lap. I'm not ready for that, you're not ready for that, let's come back to it. These are how I assigned my SPECIAL points so I could get a few useful perks as early as possible. The big 3 perks are Rooted, Aquaboy, and Idiot Savant. Rooted adds 25 to both energy and real damage resistance when you're not moving, Aquaboy coats your body in plastic wrap to keep you from taking radiation damage in various liquids, and Idiot Savant has been proven to be better at leveling you up quickly than maxed out Intelligence. If you're wondering about Gordon, it's the most slug-like name I could think of. Completely broken on every level now, a new bulletin told us about some possible rain later, and I hobbled towards the Vault. See how fast I'm moving indoors? That was the game f**king with me. This is me moving like someone who cares they're about the become the dust that irritates my nose 200 years from now.
It's so slow that if you stop for any reason your guy will attempt to get into the dying position. Based purely on guesswork because, I'd say it took me to double digit minutes just to walk to the Vault. It was kind of them to hold off the end of the world for me. I went down to the vault, got froze, thawed out, and the real game. See that guy in the upper right? You're gonna love him whether you like it or not. He’s here and he’s not going anywhere any time soon. Despite the cartoon guy moving faster than I do, I've got a few tricks up my skirt. First, there's the life saver, the only reason I continued this challenge in Fallout 4 after learning what comes later: the auto run button. Press it and you walk automatically. Next there's the melee attack shortcut discovered first by Cole Miners back in 2011.
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Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Borderlands 2 By Using Every Weapon You Find?: youtube.com/watch?v=LloDGAN1xvk
Can You Beat Borderlands Without Using A Shield?: youtube.com/watch?v=n8RwJ32dIPo
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Can You Beat Borderlands By Using Every Weapon You Find? (in text form)
Because this is a violent video game for toddlers and not a choose your on adventure book, the only decision the collective us has to make is which character to play as. You can make any weapon type work with any class, it’s not like you’ll be locked out of using shotguns because you were stupid and didn’t pick the siren. My extensive research including and limited to remembering the last time I played through this game revealed to me that Roland was the right character mainly because as a soldier his fingers know their way around a fire’s arm.
Now that we’ve finally graduated from the tutorial and gotten my first gun, I can explain how this works. It works the way you think it does. If I find a new weapon, I use it until I find another gun. Same goes for shields, grenade mods, and class mods. The only part of this that may stretch your brain is chests. To make this simpler for all involved parties, when dealing with multiple items, whether that’s from an opened chest or a boss killed, I can pick any single item from the bunch. Trying to swap between items to really use as many as possible would be annoying.
As I struggled immensely to conquer this jump, nothing happened, but moments later, Claptrap was down for the count. Sadly, she's the Tony Stark of the Borderlands 1 Mitten Squad Cinematic Universe. Early on, getting new weapons is a treat and a delight, and if ur parents raised you right you'd know that means they should be RARE. Killing Bandits for money now, I've gotten pretty good at this "put crosshair on bad guy, press button, win" thing. And if you're worried that there aren't enough new guns yet, considering brute forcing those thoughts into what I'm demonstrating now. Think about what's happening and you'll get it. My point being, there are many times where it felt like I was playing Gun Game, with every life I extinguished a new toy emerged from their body only for me to get bored with it moments later when a fresh distraction revealed itself.
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You can't deny that Far Cry 4 was arguably the best Far Cry 4 of all time. There are a lot of ways to approach any given problem in the game, but the last 25 years of my life have been kinda stressful. I wanna go back to a simpler time when people got their hands dirty. Can You Beat Far Cry 4 With Only A Machete?
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Can You Beat Far Cry 4 With Only A Machete? (in text form)
For the first time in Mitten Squad history I can say that this video is sponsored by Ubisoft. You've seen me play Elmo's Number Apocalypse, you know I love numbers, and Ubisoft loves them too. That’s why they’re donating $25,000 to Able Gamers, a charity that’s helped thousands of disabled people around the globe experience the kind of stories you can only find in world of video games. In addition to the massive donation, Ubisoft borrowed the machete they let me borrow from them to slash the prices Far Cry 3, 4, and 5 to an incredibly $3, $6, and $9 respectively. And with Far Cry 6 to to be born on October 7, you’ve got the entire summer to experience some of the most chaotic fun the world of video games has to offer. Use your favorite finger to click the link at the top of the video description to check out the games and for more information on where Ubisoft taking Far Cry next, make sure to tune into Ubisoft Forward on Saturday June 12th at 12PM PT. That’s 3PM EST if you’re in the bEST time zone.
Our story begins, as so many stories do, on the bus with an old man, a passport, and a monkey. You can think of Pagan Min as the moose in charge of our little mountain retreat. My escort and I signed up for 2 very different experiences. I wanted the torture, but he took it for himself and left me sweaterless with the disgusting ocean food. You don't eat what comes from the ocean, that's where the plastic lives. I left what's his name behind, Sable rescued me, I took my time walking to the car, didn't get to play with the elephant, I practiced not shooting anyone with a gun by not shooting anyone with a gun and got pretty good at not shooting anyone by the time I stopped not shooting anyone. A tree had a wild night and before I could spell machete I found myself ankle keep in a raging war for the nation Kyrat.
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Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas As A Godless Pacifist? (in text form)
First we must ask ourselves what a Godless Pacifist is. The best way to explain it is to say what this challenge was supposed to be: Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas Without Attacking Anything and Without Taking Any Damage. That might sound lame but give me 2 minutes and I’ll prove to you that God was nowhere to be found in this challenge.
After Doc Mitchell gave birth to me, I picked Maurice as my name as a high tier reference, did a re-enactment of God making my brother, not me you've seen how pretty Paulina and her children is. FOR SPECIAL, I went with what felt accurate. It's been a long time since I've cheesed my way through New Vegas with Speech. This might be hard to believe, but I was actually younger than I am now the last time I did it. Strength, Endurance, Charisma are worthless. Speech can be raised with maxed out Intelligence and Luck, Agility is for sneaking, Perception for the compass and Lockpick, chose Lockpick, Speech, and Sneak as my skills, Skilled and Good Natured as my traits, and began the real game.
My first stop was Chet. When examining the contents of his pants for possible trades, I realized how little value caps will have in this playthrough. Try thinking for once and imagine in your head a white wall and a projector. Now imagine the projector turns on and it projects a video of me telling you how few items are worth buying. Chems, a Hasbro make your own chems kit, and armor for cosmic benefits or minor stat advantages are it. I initially wasn't sure how I wanted to handle this, if I wanted to see how much of the main quest line I could complete or if I wanted to just beat the game as quickly as possible. I hit Jean's Sky Diving and decided to turn around and inadvertently cause a bloodbath. The experience would be very satisfying for me.
But I noticed something on my map, a Vault just outside of Goodsprings that I'd never seen before. Vault 28. Down the manhole I went. With each step down the ladder I went, it felt like the hairs on my neck were trying to fly away. I pressed onward, one foot in front of the other just like Lord said. When I got down there, a combination of emotions hit me that cannot be described with words. I accidentally stumbled into the...
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Below are a list of timestamps in some semblance of order. They’re organized by video but the videos aren’t in order and the clips aren’t listed in order either.
Skyrim Disney Princess
first you calm the animal down - 4:51
im not a disney princess im a parasite - 6:00
{somewhere for something “because I’m a normal person not a legal person”}
And one last thing… I abducted a kid - 7:13
Doom Eternal
"The crucible is the magic weapon, like divorce papers, capable tearing whatever it comes across in two” - 18:55
“it’s like my uncle used to say, If your gonna get a cat you might as well get a gun too” - 14:33
"The darkness of Grandma Sparkle managed to even reach me all the way in Hell.” - 6:58
Cyberpunk 2077
Almost breaking my neck with a TV - 1:12; 1:24 - (on Sunday night…)
drunken light bright fuck fest - 24:53
tank dempsey, squid ward - 25:18
I had to contend with the leftovers, statistically the majority of what remained - 23:30
Skyrim Pacifist
“closer to the great outdoors… caged brother” | *holding skeleton* probably dead body - put *holding a skeleton* on screen - 4:17
"I got the gift of a living breathing moving truck from the Jarl.” - 8:14
Dawn of the Real Game
I look like a monster - 23:56
Owie - 40:13
I’m on my way to the pro’s… I need to fight a toddler with a learning disability, that would be fair - 30:40
20:50 - as the great man said… why does everything I have suck
Every Wii Sport
I told you before that I’m a genetic disaster - 6:09
"He throws hands like a quadruple amputee” - 9:15
Fallout new vegas fat man
owl at 10:34
“I can’t be bothered to do the math on this, but if my math is correct…” - 1:46
“what needs to be said, It took longer to pull out of Esther than it did to kill the general” - 17:45
"Can't attack anything until i get my arms around a Fat Man”, - 3:04
6:45 - gambled my way… grieving family
Cold War
“it felt like there were… Turning their bodies into food for the micro-homies in the dirt” - 22:03
“and with the ts a… Homeland security at this point has yet to be impregnated by a sentient barrel of oil” - 3:42
I’m not even the numbers guy anymore - *playing as the numbers guy*
were the good guys doing bad things to track the bad people doing bad things because other bad people think they're doing good thing by making bad things happen to alot of people , its very simple. “ - 1:20
“bitches shouldn’t have fucked with my noodle… I used to cling to” - 23:24
Fallout 4 god of time
I put a hole in my sink imagine what I could do with a gun - 4:27
"maybe if steve irwin had a gun with him instead of a snorkel he'd still be alive today” - 10:07
“I tried my hardest… He walked around it. I didn't know such a manouver was possible.” - 11:14
Fallout 3 dart gun
"They're so engulfed in incest one of them managed to become its own father.” - 4:53
"I found the toyed car in the dead kids bedroom, its still there because he can't play with it anymore” - 3:49
FNV Bad Luck Bringer
"if they're stupid enough to get in my way , then they might as well be my enemy” - 15:37
“And 60 bullets that have to wear a helmet” is the best way to describe Special rounds - 3:30
“what’s the politically correct way to say this… I shot a kid” - 5:23
“I’m a man after my own heart.
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Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas By Killing Everyone? (in text form)
We’ll get to the funky in a minute. The first thing we need to come to an understanding of is what constitutes killing “everyone”? There are several ways to go about this. There’s the kill everyone you see route where you look down at the ground everywhere like a sad loser who doesn’t know to point his giant nose proudly towards the horizon like a sentient sundial, but that’s boring. There’s the kill literally every single thing that exists route. Go to every location and wipe out thousands of creatures, which of course becomes a problem when enemies start re-spawning. Then there’s the foolproof approach that I created by myself. You kids aren’t gonna know what I’m talking about, but I printed out a list of every named NPC in New Vegas onto paper and stapled it into a bundle of paper that’d been stapled together by someone with a stapler. That’s basically it. Every name on the 17 page pamphlet has to be crossed out for the challenge to be a success.
My stats were based around being an effective killing machine. 9 Intelligence for points when leveling up, Luck for critical shots and the casino if necessary, charisma is a dump, speech is for nerds, and the rest are spread out evenly. Guns, Lockpick, Medicine for skills, I’ll come back to this in a second, I chose Bruiser and Fear The Reaper as my traits, and was let loose into the world. Those traits are from a mod. I installed quite a few for this playthrough because no of course you can’t beat New Vegas by killing everyone. Kids are like members of my discord server, they’re now allowed to die and Yes Man respawns infinitely. So, if this was gonna take a long time, I might as well install a few mods to make it more interesting.
Fear the Reaper is, from what my beautifully marbled brain understood it to mean, supposed to give you a perk every level at the cost of your health dropping to 10% when you level up. Didn’t do that, I fixed it with another mod so I got a perk every time I leveled up. And Bruiser adds 2 points to Strength while reducing melee attack speed by 20%. I took that one because the strength will help with weapon handing. After stepping out into the darkness, I made a decision, kind of a big one. If everyone’s gonna die, there’s no reason to talk to anyone. And there’s only so many ways I can describe killing people, the Paul writing this right now is unsure of how he’s gonna handle that. Just to give some context, this is a spoiler so mute for the next 4 seconds if you care.
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Check out some of my other Can You Beat videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Halo 2 Without Taking Any Damage: youtube.com/watch?v=kZ276Geee4w
Can You Beat Halo 3 Without Taking Any Damage: youtube.com/watch?v=V2T7eKDEJr4
Can You Beat Halo 4 Without Taking Any Damage: youtube.com/watch?v=I9ZF4Fh63JU
Can You Beat Halo: Reach Without Taking Any Damage: youtube.com/watch?v=hXbSlRF8eOw
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Halo: Combat Evolved Without Taking Any Damage? (in text form)
If you’re new here or are just stupid, I’ll explain how this works. Any time I take damage, I immediately reload the last checkpoint, forcing me to get through the entire game without taking damage. And I’ll tell you now, this was brutal. To prepare myself mental for the anguish to come, I practiced in Halo Reach multiplayer, we lost, I’ll blame Bob Ross for that one, dead people should’t be allowed to play video games. Onto Halo itself, our story begins where the game released 11 years later left off with Mr Chief awaking from his hangover. My emblem is a pink boot because it’s a metaphor, but I think you’re smart enough to figure out what that metaphor is for yourself.
Also, before we go any further, I should point out that I was playing with a PS4 controller and it felt so ing wrong it’s unbelievable. It was so disgusting that Sony took notice and sent the fuzz after me. Without even getting into combat, just from a purely mechanical field of view, this was easily the worst No Damage run I’ve done yet. The fresh coat of paint and copious amount of edibles in my system did nothing to help with how janky this game feels. It’s so old. Anyway, story is as basic as a Halo Combat Evolved story gets. We’re the Halo and the Covenant is invading our vessel and because there are no soldiers anywhere, fleeing is our only option. I got the girl, got the gun, and the real game began.
Speaking generally and with great nasally twang, close quarters are going to be your nightmare in shining armor. The more space between you and that which wants to do you harm, the more likely it is that you’ll be able to avoid taking damage. That’s what makes mental health problems so fun, there is no escape. The first level is not anything too traumatizing. You’d have to be exceptionally stupid to manage to run out of ammo. Disposable allies are all over the place, using the multiplicative property of future firearms, you can send a single bullet into the dome of a friendly soldier who you suspect may open fire on you after you stick the barrel of your assault rifle deep into their sinuses, and from that one bullet you’ll have gotten many more when their gun lands on the ground next to the corpse you just created.
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Skyrim in Chaos Mode? (in text form)
We should begin with the description of the mod: Randomizes Item lists, enemies, and enchantments. Adds chaos mode. Mod is considered Unstable.” Sounds lovely, doesn't it? But what is chaos mode, you may be wondering? We’ll get there. The New Vegas randomizer randomized NPC heights, weapons, armors, inventories, weather, that sorta stuff. This Skyrim randomizer does that, but it also has an option to enable Chaos Mode and it's exactly what it sounds like. You can think of Chaos Mode as a randomizer's randomizer. Chaos mode extends the randomizer to pretty much everything except for textures. Buckets could be 50 feet tall, the Greybeards could be a family of chickens, Malborn was a giant transparent troll. Anything is possible, and that's why it takes time to activate.
While we let the mod activate, I can explain two things. One, this mod kinda requires the Alternative Start mod to work. In theory it could work without it, but moving onto thing two, we have this lovely message on the mod page itself: Do you enjoy playing a functional game? Goes it bother you that loot isn't more randomized? Do you want your game to crash more? Well, then this mod is for you.” I want it to fall apart, I'm counting on it, but I also want it to be somewhat possible, so I'm taking as many precautions as I can. If I'm jumping into an active volcano, you can be damn sure i'm gonna wear my oven mitts. Besides, I've already gotten through the intro of Skyrim in so many different scenarios, this is fine.
I went with an Orc because being a random race wasn't an option like it is before you're born, if you don't remember seeing that option you probably failed a skill check somewhere. Choice 1 was to randomize world items to allow things like a wheelbarrow of cheese to become a fork or an enchanted Dragonstone chestpiece. Choice 2: I played it safe. I assumed hostile guards would cause problems bigger than those I was already planning on starting myself. Choice 3: every enchantment is random, but I didn't go all the way to making them random every single time they're used. Last choice: what do I do with my life? It's a big one. I left it to chance, went to bed, snagged babies first sword, watched the dresser disapear before my very eyes, woke up in a brothel, found some absurd armor, executed a dead toddler who was brought back from the dead, took an eye the size of one of my own from the fireplace, and left see what this vile wasteland had to offer.
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas If It’s Randomized To F*cking Hell? (in text form)
This is, without a doubt, my favorite mod of all time for Fallout New Vegas. It was probably the most fun I’d had playing New Vegas since my first playthrough. Before we dive nose first into the madness, I need to prepare you for what you’re going to see. I’ll take you through 3 events that happened in this playthrough that, in any other video, would’ve been one of the stand-out moments, but here, they’re ordinary. They’re a single injury in a thousand car pileup on a bridge that’s about to get hit by a tsunami on a planet being sucked into a black hole in a universe that’s just a simulation controlled by beings who are bored and about to reset and start it over again.
First example. After a harrowing journey through the bowels of a randomized hell, I made my way to the Strip where I saw the entrance guarded by the usual assortment of robots and just before I’m about to start blowing them all away, this dressed like the Lone Wanderer from Fallout 3 sprints towards the gate and gets killed. Next example, I was running towards the Strip, minding my own business, when I see Victor in the distance. I thought I’d be nice and say Howdy. I walk up to him, press E, he immediately goes hostile. It wasn’t Victor, it was some hostile wasteland creature disguised as Victor. The third thing, you’d need to see to believe. the Mr House performing in front of the curtain was literally a Brahmin’s ass.
By now, you’re probably wondering what kind of a mod this is. Well, this is the Fallout New Vegas Randomizer, and it’s stupendous. I’’ll walk you through what it does. NPC heights are random, their inventory, armor, and weapons are random. The contents of most containers are random. Your starting stats are random. Inventories for most merchants are random. The creatures that spawn throughout the wasteland are all random as are their sizes. The weather is random. If there’s one mod you play in your life, make it be this one, it’s amazing.
Okay, I think we’re ready to get started with the real game now. Into the game, the first thing I noticed was how large and laid back Doc Mitchell is, it’s unsettling, but if that bothers you you’re gonna have enough aneurysms throughout this video to wipe out your entire bloodline spanning back to the beginning of time. I left my SPECIAL stats random because it’s a set-up I’d never really use, took my seat, went with Barter, Lockpick, Medicine, Skilled, and Wild Wasteland as my Skills and Traits, got my shit back, and went outside to find Victor. At first I was sad, he was nowhere to be found, then I realized that he was just the littlest rat.
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Only A Rock-It Launcher? (in text form)
The Rock-It Launcher is something truly special, it’s the first Big Gun I’ve ever used in Fallout 3. That’s a true fact don’t bother looking it up. I’ll know if you do and I’ll remember. When you finally die I won’t let the real game begin, I’ll force you to do the tutorial forever. Because it’s a rather large weaponry, it’s an endurance based weapon, not strength like you’d expect. It’s heavy and you need endurance to hold it up for a long time. If you can take a great deal of pain, you’re basically a weight lifter which makes me the world’s stronger toddler. SPECIAL points go into Endurance for Big Guns, Intelligence for skill points upon leveling up, Luck for all skills, and the rest don’t matter much.
I’ll tell you right now that this is a very “okay well what happens if I do this” playthrough, lots of shenaginans and nonsense. Just as a for instance, I spawned in a dozen clones of my dead mother and watched in horror as they did whatever it is a woman who died in childbirth does when they’re brought back to life. Even turned one of them into a dad. Dad didn’t seem to react at all. One by one they began to migrate somewhere, dad talked, for some reason the sideways balloon enamored me, I tried my hardest to get Beatrice down into the birthday bug dungeon for a special surprise, I wanted the roach to eat her. Didn’t work out, I killed her, Medicine, Barter, Big Guns as my skills, and escaped.
After being forcefully kicked out into the world by an unforgiving home that didn’t want me anymore, my first and only objective was to obtain the Rock-It Launcher schematics. That’s right, Bob the Builder’s still dead but we will carry on his legacy by murdering people with ordinary household objects. That’s actually number 1,431 the book Extraordinary Uses for Ordinary Things: 2,317 Ways to Save Money and Time that I got from the book fair as a kid. Like most weapons in the real world, it only takes 4 components to build. Five if you include your brain containing the knowledge of how to put them together. A Vacuum cleaner, a leaf blower, a firehose nozzle, and a conductor. Like the Dart Gun, these things are all relatively common. The Schematics are also quite easy to obtain. They can be bought from Moira or Crazy Wolfgang, found in Rivet City, or stolen from your deadbeat father’s framed quote in his office.
Mitten Squad Discord link: http://www.Mitten.Land/
Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Fallout: The Frontier Without Taking Any Damage? (in text form)
Before downloading the mod, I made sure to do no research of any kind, just like with parallel parking, I wanted to go in blind with no idea of what to do or how to do it. The only thing I did do was look up the recommended level to start the mod, which happens to be level 11. A few places said 20 but 11 seemed like a good option too. Like with the other DLCs I made videos in millennia ago, I wanted a well-rounded character. I didn’t want to be too good at any one particular thing so I’m borderline bad at everything and good at almost nothing. Perfect. I did pick useful Tag skills, perks, and traits to give myself some small help along the way. To go back to the parking analogy, at the very least, I’ve now got my hands on the wheel.
I picked Guns, Speech, and Barter as my skills and Trigger Discipline and Skilled as my Traits. They’re the failsafe options to go with if you’re not sure what to expect. Then I screamed for 11 straight minutes to level myself up 11 times to get to the right level to start the DLC. As I leveled up, I distributed my points amongst all skills to even them all out and chose Rapid Reload, Educated, Fortune Finder, Jaunty Saunter’s a perk that comes with the mod that’s extraordinarily useful as a perk you take right off the button, looted a few things, and went outside where I was greeted with an option to skip right to Level 12 to begin the mod. That ed with my pre-game ery and it’s too early into the video for getting blasted by two nonsense hoses at the same time. Went back in time, didn’t give myself the levels early, let the mod do it, was almost exactly where I was the first time as far as skill points go but could only choose from a selection of pre-chosen perks, which is unfortunate. Most skills got to 37 or 40. I didn’t put any pints into Medicine or Survival because this is my world, you’re just an observer in it.
At some point I set my max health to 1 so that any damage of any kind killed me, waited for an hour, Private John invited me on an expedition to Hell, and I traveled to the NCR Frontier children campground to sign up for a tour of duty. I’ve got an arm like you wouldn’t believe, gonna take some heads off in dodgeball later. Despite having just woken up about 7 minutes ago, the Sergeant already is well aware of my legendary exploits, and I spoke to Gray about what goes on in the Frontier. It’s an easy mission. Get pumped full of patriotic propaganda, go find yourself a creative way to get PTSD, and you’re rewarded with a lifetime of mental health issues and the bare minimum the NCR is willing to pay you for doing what you probably didn’t need to do in the first place. I really mean that last part, I killed a lot of people for no reason. At one point it actually started to bother me, but we’ll get there.
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Videos From Within The Video:
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Torch? youtube.com/watch?v=UUPJWdgx_U0
Can You Beat Skyrim Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=lrejKEpQua4
Can You Beat Skyrim: Dawnguard Without Taking Any Damage? youtube.com/watch?v=UGcaWmOgSN4
Can You Beat Skyrim With Your Hands Bound? youtube.com/watch?v=zOF1nWnZaMs
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork? youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Shouts? youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE&t=5s
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Restoration Spells? youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7irHJk7CE
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10 Hardest Can You Beat Challenges Of 2020 - Mitten Squad (in text form)
10. Can You Beat Fallout 3 and Fallout New Vegas At The Same Time? Probably the single greatest idea I'd ever had for a video by that point. Since then I've legitimately gotten lost inside my head at least twice since then. Once was while I was driving, I almost crashed, it took me 20 minutes to book a hotel room because I could barely type, it was a very traumatizing 18 miles. This is one of them challenges that's absolutely probably possible, just depends on how bad you want it. Saves reload infintely so you just focus on one game and ignore the other while it goes through a somwhat alternating loop of life and death until we eventually decide he's suffered enough so we let his brother take turn for a few minutes while the other brother sits there and remembers that we'll be back to him in about 90 seconds for more fun. Or you do what a perfectly normal person would do and attempt to play them both at the same time, the gameplay of both games is pretty similar so it's not too difficult to put on your cowboy boots and mount both games at the same time.
9. Can You Beat Titanfall 2 Without Entering A Titan? This was a weird one. It's not very often a challenge goes from a normal playthrough to heck in a hand grenade. There are parts of Titanfall 2 where you can't enter a Titan, parts where a Titan is option but encouraged, and then there are parts where it's still only encouraged that you enter a Titan but like the kind where a gun is pointed at your head. In those last parts is where the challenge comes from. Unlike the first Titanfall from what I remember so I could be wrong, even your anti-Titan weapons really aren't that great against enemy Titans. Even with as much ammo as the game will allow you to carry, you’re not gonna be taking out an enemy titan by yourself, let alone multiple at once. Your Titan can fight on his own but you can't give him orders, he does his own thing and can die while you sit there watching bullet after bullet plow through his metal housing doing increasingly irreversible amounts of damage.
8. Can You Beat Super Mario World Without Running? A difficult challenge only because I decided one wasn't enough which is a real problem in my life in many ways, not running was not hard enough so I added 3 more, turning this video into Can You Beat Super Mario World Without Running, Without Attacking Anything, Without Using Any Powerups, and Without Taking Any Damage. You're basically taking the gameplay out of the game, or perhaps even stripping it down to it's base elements of running and jumping. The reason I combined these four is because on their own they would not be difficult at all. There would be a handful of difficult sections and the rest of game isn't hard at all, putting them all into a single video made sense.
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Other Skyrim videos:
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Torch? youtube.com/watch?v=UUPJWdgx_U0
Can You Beat Skyrim Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=lrejKEpQua4
Can You Beat Skyrim: Dawnguard Without Taking Any Damage? youtube.com/watch?v=UGcaWmOgSN4
Can You Beat Skyrim With Your Hands Bound? youtube.com/watch?v=zOF1nWnZaMs
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork? youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Shouts? youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE&t=5s
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Restoration Spells? youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7irHJk7CE
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Can You Beat Skyrim As A Disney Princess? (in text form)
You’re probably wondering how I got from payback for a fallen friend to Disney princesses. It makes sense, just hear me out. Ya see, Disney movies are all about 3 things: love, honesty, and friendship, and money, and selling merchandise, and becoming a monopoly. The primary key in the Disney table that links it to the Murder table is friends. But we need to take it a step further, we’re not real enough yet. Look outside. See any animals? I doubt it, most of them are dead, but believe it or not they’re our friends. The problem is, they don’t know it yet. If I still love my dead dog’s ashes enough to make jokes about them, imagine how brutally I could smother a giant feral rat with my love. I want a pack of wild animals to love me, that’s why I’m a Disney princess, they like animals.
To take a step back, to examine this from the comfort of a new paragraph, this is like the Fallout New Vegas Necromancer video only instead of resurrecting dead bodies and turning them into my companions, I’ve mastered the art of seduction and can make any wilderness creature weak enough in the knees that it’s practically begging to do anything I say. There’s just one small setback, because there always is. We’re well into 2021 now, it’s been an entire week at this point, everything must be as inconvenient and annoying as possible. It’s like a board game with your grandpa. You play Monopoly, there’s an argument about money, he says something about the war, you try to explain how real money is just as fake as the money you’re playing with, he shoots you in the chest and calls you a communist. A simple game turned into a mildly inconvenient evening. Did you think it was a real gun? Why would we let Grandpa have a real gun. All this means is its time for his medication. Sorry Josh, no consensual homicide this time.
I got lost there for a second. Let’s get back to the beginning of the game. It was, ya know, pretty normal. I chose a woman as my race and made her as much like Cinderella as I possibly could. I thought maybe we were due for a tornado or something what with the sky and all. Alduin showed up and made the sky piss fire, I got my vision back, entered the keep, took a bucket, and went outside because I’ve got to do. I used two mods to make this work. One allows up to 100 companions, as well as a bunch of other really useful stuff that I never used, and the other lets you tame any animal. But the Animal Taming mod uses spells for this. First you use a charm spell like Calm or Pacify to sooth the wild beast then you blast it with the Tame Animal spell and it’s yours. If you didn’t know there was a Tame Animal spell in Skyrim, it’s because there isn’t. It’s added by the mod and you can only get it from a certain someone inside the College of Winterhold. So not only do I have to get in there, I have to be able to afford the 2800 gold spell. You know what that means.
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Doom Eternal Without Any Weapon Upgrades? (in text form)
Upon starting Doom Eternal, you’ll be faced with the first and only choice you’ll have to make throughout this entire nightmare, whether to play on baby mode or super baby mode. I, being the weakling I am, chose to play on Ultra Baby mode. The helmet in the picture is close to the one I wear. The brief intro cinematic panned in from ing space, Doom Guy retrieved his little pea shooter that isn’t a Pistol, Doom Eternal, and the game begins. Right out the gate, it’s revealed that our goal is to kill 3 Hell Priests to stop the invasion of Earth.
Fun fact: At this point, I was thinking this would be a Combat Shotgun only playthrough, which was why I restarted the mission after the first Glory Kill. I also noticed that something about the game felt off, like floaty or vague and loose like a good stirring wheel. The chained saw joined the party in style by forcing itself to be used, thus ending the Combat Shotgun only playthrough and birthing the No Weapon Upgrades challenge. Not even 12 minutes in and Todd Howard required me to abuse the robot friend and acquire a weapon mod.
The good news is that from what I know about them, which isn’t much since I never used them, the first mods you’ll get for any weapon give it some unique ability or feature instead of just buffing it. For the purposes of this challenge, it’s beneficial that you can obtain the weapon mods and choose to not use them. Some time later I would learn that you can unequip the mods in the menu to completely remove the possibility that you’ll accidentally use them. Then I squeezed the head off a king, got a glimpse at a wedding, and saw the most absolute of a unit anyone has ever laid their eyes on.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with this year’s Animal Crossing, here’s how it works. You run through an area, clear out an arena full of demons, do some platforming, rinse for 20 seconds, and repeat. And because for once in my life I can actually use multiple weapons in a Doom game, the first level wasn’t terrible. I started noticing rather early that melee-ing the pathetic weaklings didn’t automatically stagger them like it did last year, also that I suck at platforming.
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Mitten Squad Discord link: Mitten.Land
Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Cyberpunk 2077 Without Finding Any Bugs or Glitches? (in text form)
No. Wanna know how I know that? Sadly, I can’t even show you. If you’ve gone anywhere on the internet in the last 10 days, you’ve undoubtedly heard about how the game runs on last-gen systems. And if you’ve seen my videos, you may know that I play on an iMac. I like to think CD Project Red knew a few of us morons would try playing this on Mac, because the problem of the game completely crashing my computer and forcing a restart on its own, not just crashing the game, is as alive and well here as it is on PS4 and Xbox One. My computer restarted itself while playing probably half a dozen times. I almost didn’t even make this video because I got 90 minutes in, the game restarted my computer, and the footage was all gone. As it turns out, that was the best thing that could’ve happened. Seems as though Lady Luck flipped her hair in my direction on Monday after the traumatizing experience I had basically reverse guillotine’ing myself with one of the 24 inch TV’s I bought for my Wii Sports video. On Sunday night, in a somewhat inebriated state, I tripped over god-knows what while moving a TV and the bottom of my neck slammed real ing hard on the top of the TV with the full weight of my frame behind it. It was as awful as you can imagine and my voice is still recovering from it as you can probably tell. However, hopped up on painkillers, I launched Cyberpunk 2077 once more, and the real game began.
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I’ll tell you real quick that this video contains spoilers for the entirety of Cyberpunk, so if you don’t want it spoiled, ya best skedaddle. After choosing Easy and a Nomad as my race, I began making someone as true to me as I possibly could without wanting to put time and effort into making it actually look like me. It lacked the balding hair-style and overly protruding eyeballs, but I got pretty not close at all for only 3 minutes of time. Because I had no idea about anything in this game, I went with what I thought was a fairly balanced, if a little combat aggressiveness oriented, set of attributes. I’ve had my car battery stolen enough times to know that all you’ve gotta do to fix Lightning McQueen is rip out some cable, turn him on, and he’ll follow you to the ends of the Earth. Sheriff wasn’t overly fond of my attitude or my unwillingness to get him a Mater autograph for his son, I left, did some Far Cry nonsense, and met up with Jackie Wells, a man with a package the size of a large package. He’s got the cargo, I’ve got the wheels, he’s got the nicely shaped skull, I knew right away that we were a dream team.
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Other Skyrim videos:
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Torch? youtube.com/watch?v=UUPJWdgx_U0
Can You Beat Skyrim Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=lrejKEpQua4
Can You Beat Skyrim: Dawnguard Without Taking Any Damage? youtube.com/watch?v=UGcaWmOgSN4
Can You Beat Skyrim With Your Hands Bound? youtube.com/watch?v=zOF1nWnZaMs
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork? youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Shouts? youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE&t=5s
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Restoration Spells? youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7irHJk7CE
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Can You Beat Skyrim Without Attacking Anything? (in text form)
The first thing I did to start this playthrough was start Skyrim if you can believe that, let the introduction play, ride into Skyrim on a wooden sled with wheels while I was off killing time by folding laundry. But Bootcamp sure does love to be a son of a and with me at all times. First it was not even letting me play Black Ops Cold War because the graphics processor was integrated into the mouse or some such nonsense, I don’t know computer that’s why I buy Mac. I ultimately chose a High Elf as my race for, uh, no particular reason really.
That was the first lie I’ve ever told in my life. I chose an Atmer named Long Al, that’s a callback to a big brain moment I had a few days ago, as my character because I had me a plan. And an almost decent one at that. They start with a 25 in Illusion and 20’s in Conjuration, Destruction, Restoration, Alteration, and Enchanting. If you’re wearing your thinking helmet right now, you might be able to see why I went with this race.
As I went to the block, I kept my eyes on a horse, I knew he wouldn’t let me down. After a brief glance away, my boy gone and grew up, Alduin arrived, and my big beautiful horse was nowhere to be found. Getting into the first Skyrim temple safehouse took no effort, I was set free of my chains and shackles or strings if you wanna be technical about it. It was here I implemented the first stage of my plan. But first, we must ask ourselves what an “attack” really is. Usually, in say Fallout 3 for example, an attack is pretty much doing anything to any other character besides talking to them, because Fallout 3 doesn’t have any weapons that I can think of that legitimately do 0 damage. Skyrim has those though, and there’s a way to prove it. Fury is a Novice Illusion spell that offers creatures and people up to level 6 a glimpse into the Bucket Dimension, something no mortal can handle, causing them to erupt in a blind rage and attack anything around them for 30 seconds.
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Thumbnail art made by: twitter.com/100DARKSTAR
Mitten Squad Discord link: Mitten.Land
Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time? (in text form)
I need to explain to you just how convoluted this idea is. I’ll divide it into 3 segments: the preparation, setup, and the game. If you don’t care about the backstory, AKA the preparation, and just want to skip to the challenge, go to the timestamp on screen now. Also, this video will be like all the other Can You Beat videos on this channel, but if you want to watch a version of the raw video, to experience the torment alongside me in slightly edited down real time, that video will be released as a Premiere on this channel on Wednesday December 9th at 11:00AM EST. Now, ya see, there are many ways that I could’ve gone about this. I do have 5 computers. 4 of them are Macs because I am a gamer after all, so I could’ve used emulators to make this possible. Wii Sports is really not that demanding of a game for the Dolphin emulator to run. But I am a man of science. I went with the patriotic option. So, what is it that I did? I spent $1500 on this goddamn idea. You’re probably wondering how the hell I spent so much money on this. I’ll explain. As great as the voices inside my jelly dome have told me that I am, and only a select few of you will know this, I don’t always make the greatest decisions when it comes to money. $200 on Vault Yoshi Bed Sheets, the $1200 iPhone 12 I broke after having it for about 2 weeks, I spent $12 on a plan involving buying a domain name for the Dolittle Movie that came out last year that would ultimately end with me getting a signed picture of Robert Downy Jr telling me to go myself. Unfortunately, Lady Luck was not on my side during that roughly, oh, let’s say 25 and a half year long period of my entire existence. I’m only 24, you can figure out what I mean. The point being, I probably could’ve saved myself about $500 if I’d thought this through a little more. Now that I’ve long since reeled you in with the question of what it was I bought, and your dangling little corpses are flapping in the breeze against the side of the tub, I can get to the items themselves.
I bought 5 HDMI Cables, 5 Composite to HDMI adapters, 5 Wii’s, 5 copies of Wii Sports, and of course 5 24 inch televisions. Now before you storm the comments to ask how I managed to do this to myself, lemme ing explain. First of all, I got scammed. I didn’t know the TV’s I bought, which some jackasses seem to think are computer monitors just because that’s what they’re called on the box and it’s what they’re called on the invoice, I didn’t know they came with HDMI cables. I thought I had to buy my own. My iMac didn’t come with an HDMI cable, why would any of these 5 TVs. So that was a waste of $50 on 50 feet of cable. I suppose I could make a high definition noose with ‘em. The composite cable adapters worked like a charm. I highly recommend the product who’s name and brand I won’t mention. The TV’s were $105 which I thought were a fair price. I guess we’ll talk about Wii Sports next. I assumed I’d be able to just walk into my local GameStop and buy 5 copies of Wii Sports, but they didn’t have 1, let alone 5. I’d have gone to another but I only allow myself to enter a GameStop once per year. It’s a religious thing. So I turned to eBay. The drawback of eBay as that the world is a big place. My copies of Wii Sports could come from anywhere, from strange and foreign lands like Ohio. Couldn’t have that. I also needed them quickly, which jacked the out of the price. I sorted by proximity and limited my prospects to only those with Fast and Free shipping. This is like when you’re a kid going door to door asking for free doorknobs, you just gotta take whatever God gives you. Then the Wii’s. I’ve rambled on about this for far too long. They were $127 each. Moving on.
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only A Fat Man? (in text form)
After giving myself a callback name to a simpler time, I began making my character. I had some great ideas for what he should look like but things kinda got out of hand and somehow I created the a 4th generation inbred monstrosity coming from the Paul x Paulina bloodline. As for SPECIAL points, the Fat Man is an explosives weapon if you can believe that, which makes the build based around Perception. However, something we’ve never really experienced before in a run is the Strength requirement which greatly complicates things. You can use any weapon regardless of your strength, it’s just not gonna be a great experience. Strength of 8 eats up a good amount of points. I put the rest in Intelligence for obvious reasons and Luck because Fat Men are not cheap and neither are the things they fire from themselves.
Prior to selecting my Skills, I played around with an idea, a first of its kind idea. What if I was Doc Mitchell? I almost sorta look like him, or maybe his brother who was dropped by our family’s least favorite uncle shortly after I was born. I sat in his seat to see how it feels to be him. I wanted to know what happens if you never do the interview. I’ll tell you now this went off the rails faster than most things do, except for the Wii Sports video. That was a cluster of an idea that surpassed what even I thought was possible. I eventually sped up the game time by 1,000,000%. I can’t be bothered to do the math on this, but if my math is correct, something like 3,000 in-game days are passing every hour. Don’t think for an instant that it didn’t destroy the game. It did, quite badly. Setting the time scale back to 1 broke both my legs on a cosmic scale. Which gave me the idea for a jump-only video but it seems that our universe died in that disaster and in this new universe, walking simply isn’t a thing. Doc Mitchell wasn’t moving either. I had to quit the game to fix it.
Onto the Skills after wasting so much time… Skills were Barter because my future is going to be frustrating enough as it is. Medicine to endure the pain of everyday life by numbing my entire body with substances, and Explosives to turn that pain into ways to hurt others.
Traits were Skilled for the same reason as always and Fast Trigger. The Fat Man fires slowly enough as it is, the 20% fire rate bonus is going to vastly outweigh the accuracy penalty. The thing about the Fat Man is that there are 8 of them you can find in New Vegas and the ammo is even more rare. Oddly enough, despite being harder to find in New Vegas than in Fallout 3, they also do significantly less damage. I truly cannot believe it, after all these years, I finally found a flaw in Fallout New Vegas. It probably goes without saying that my first destination was the Strip. Can’t attack anything until I get my arms around a Fat Man and I didn’t want to be limited by only having a few nukes, this means caps out the ass.
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Call of Duty 4 Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=f_7DwdFGkxg
Can You Beat Modern Warfare 2 Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=5sCDQK-3RJc
Can You Beat Modern Warfare 3 Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=19d0CQaG964&t=161s
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Black Ops Cold War Without Taking Any Damage? (in text form)
This video contains spoilers for Black Ops Cold War’s campaign and some big boy words, be sure to get your parents permission before watching. On the off chance you’re new here or are just a little too stuffed after dinner seeing as this was filmed right after Thanksgiving, I’ll briefly explain how this works. Any time I take damage of any kind, I’ll hit the circle button with the three lines on it, I dunno what it’s called or why they can’t just call it the fliping pause button anymore. I’ll slap that trash with your thumb, reload the last checkpoint then try again from there.
Now that we all understand each other, we can get into the game and I’m already lost. Apparently this takes place between Black Ops 1 and 2 but I didn’t beat either of those campaigns so I have no idea what’s happening. I’m not even the numbers guy anymore. The CIA must’ve sent the Count to track down Snuffleupagus again. Last time he got loose he stole all the straws from the Little Caesars on Eureka Road. It’s probably just a coincidence that that building was torn down, it certainly wasn’t to conceal evidence. Anyway, this is your standard Call of Duty experience. We’re the good guys doing bad things to track down the bad people doing bad things because other bad people think they’re doing good by making bad things happen to lots of people. It’s very simple.
Hans informed Adler, Mason, Woods, and I that our job is to
track down Qasim Javadi and convince him to spill the beans so that we too may feast on his knowledge. Generally speaking, just like life in the current year, you’re gonna want to be as far away from everyone else as possible. The more space between you and an enemy, the more likely you are to not take damage. As a whole, Cold War Black Ops is terrible, I truly regret spending $130 on it just for this challenge. Why $130 instead of $60? Bought it for my original Xbox One, gameplay seemed as smooth as melted butter scalding its way across the skin on my hand, so I bought it again on Steam for my absurdly expensive iMac. Turns out that Cold War cannot run on my sixty-five fliping hundred dollar machine. So you’re stuck with what could be the worst possible version of this game. As am I. We’ll get through this together, don’t worry.
I wasn’t sure what kind of experience I was in for when the first mission gave me trouble. If you’ve seen my other Battlefield videos, this probably isn’t anything new to you. Enemies all over, difficult to see where they’re shooting from, damage comes from somewhere you can’t see so you can’t really plan for it for the next go-around. Upside is, unlike Modern Warfare 3 which was he last Medal of Honor game I played, there are hit-markers in the campaign. AND you get a red hit-marker when you kill someone. Even when firing blindly you have a solid idea of what’s being killed.
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Fallout 4 As A God of Time? (in text form)
I use the title “God of Time” a little loosely. The premise of this challenge is similar to a few other challenges of I’ve done, like Fallout 3 as Benjamin Button or Fallout 4 as Andre the Giant. In the Benjamin Button video, I shrunk my size by 5% every 15 minutes. In this video, I’ll be increasing the game speed by 10% every 10 minutes. I either beat the game, or the speed breaks the game to the point of it being unplayable, where the action of opening a door or bringing up your pip boy causes never-before-seen malfunctions in the game.
The timer starts as soon as the game begins after the cutscene. You might assume, because I’m racing against time, that I’d be as quick and efficient as possible. However, if you’ve seen any of my videos, you know that was never an option. After giving myself the only reasonable name I could think of, I began assigning SPECIAL points, which were nothing special. 4’s across the board because there are no restrictions to weapons or methods of attack. I figured a Jack of No Trades, Master of None approach was the way to go. Terrified after getting a glimpse at the next Paranormal Activity movie, I tried to be a Paranorman to someone else by deleting their suitcase full of the only objects from before the bombs fell, I ed it up, maybe the suitcase was alive the whole time, maybe I clicked on the wrong thing, either way I gave up, made it to the vault, entered the frozen foods section, and the time has come for our first increase in speed. With the everything now moving 10% faster than it should be, the real game can begin.
Usually in these kinds of incremental increase challenges, the first few increases are barely noticeable, but not with this one. It’s not super obvious from the animations and gameplay, but the dialog gives it away in an instant. Outside the vault, I immediately went not towards Sanctuary. I wasn’t ready to enter the world of abandoned salvaging and industrial shelving unit installations. Just to get a few things out of the way since we’re vulnerable out here in the open, I’m not gonna mention every time I increase the speed. I mean, I might, but at this point in the script I don’t plan to, but there will be a WDIV Local 4 News chopper on-screen with live updates at all times throughout this video. There was one other thing that was kind of a big deal, but we can save that for later.
Not long after I began bumbling my way towards anywhere that would accept me for who I am, I ran into a situation involving a synth and a regular human male. This is the kind of situation you just hate to see. Anyway, I wasn’t sure who was lying so I killed them both. The Good Son would’ve been a much better movie if the mother had let both kids fall off the cliff and die at the end instead of saving one of them. Got up to 20% just outside of Concord. I’m definitely feeling’ it now Mr Krabs. It’s already such a pain in the ass that sprinting has a stutter like that big idiot who punched me in the stomach in the bathroom at middle school. Jokes on him though, I don’t have a stutter. I might have a voice like mucus incarnate, but I don’t have a stutter.
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
I was born, become a girl, realized quicker than most newborns that it’s Nerf or nothing, cracked my knuckles, and opened a book. The Dart Gun, as the name cleverly implies, is a Dart Gun, meaning it’s a gun, so Small Guns is the main skill we’re working with. Small Guns is Agility, so max that out, Luck gives a slight bonus to all skills as well as critical hits, Intelligence for a reasonable amount of experience points per level, and the rest just sorta spread out to have an alright carry weight and durability. You don’t know this yet because I haven’t told you yet, but the Dart Gun is really a weapon for only the sneakiest of sloths, which is why it’s perfect for me. I once again tried to cut Butch’s head off, someone had stolen an important part of my forearm, and even using my powers as a god to restore the Pip-Boy to my arm did not resolve the problem. Restarting the game did, but it should’ve have taken such a drastic move to fix the problem that I might’ve caused myself.
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Dart Gun? (in text form)
Here’s a fun fact, I started this run before the Chinese Pistol run, I thought it’d be funny to glitch through the wall, kill a random person like that guy from Hey Arnold did, and see if they’d still be alive several years later. Palmer was the perfect test subject because she’d be dead anyway. As she pummeled me, I had an idea for another video: a Fallout 3 suicide speed run, see how quickly you can die. Before returning back to my original path, I left everyone a replacement for the cake the synth destroyed, phased back through the wall, shot the bug, picked Small Guns, Medicine, and Sneak as my tag skills, and checked on Old Lady Palmer. She is still dead, so it’s not a total flop, but I couldn’t tell if her death was on my hands or on the roach’s. It’s entirely possible that the children didn’t consume her body after I gave them their gift, at my birthday party I might add, then the Overseer, so distraught over losing his mistress, covered her naked body with a Vault Suit and left her on the floor, where she’d spent so much of her life.
That really could’ve happened. After threatening to shove a snowglobe into Amata’s skull through her ear, I got the key, borrowed some ammo, made my fantastical escape, and began the quest to create a Dart Gun. It’s got 4 components: a Pain Gun, a Toy Car, a single slice of surgical tubing, and a Radscorpion Posion Gland, oooh, that last’s one’s tricky. And of course you also need the blueprints for the pice of shit. Now the first three components are not that difficult to come across, unless of course you’re looking for them specifically. If you just play the game and loot a bunch of worthless garbage, you’ll have those things in no time. But because you’re on a quest to find those three items, you’re never gonna find them.
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only Miss Fortune’s Bad Luck Bringer? (in text form)
No, you can’t. The Bad Luck Bringer is a weapon used exclusively by Miss Fortune on the rare occasion she spawns in to lend a “hand” after you attack something in VATS while having the Miss Fortune perk which you can’t even get until level 10. But her gun in really cool and I want it, so I’m gonna spawn it in and have a field day with it. Despite the incredibly unique attributes this weapon has, it’s still a gun, so the SPECIAL stats are based around maxing out Agility to get a nice head-start in the Gun skill, Intelligence for experience points, Luck for both the casinos and additional points across all skills, Charisma is a dump as always, and the rest are spread out evenly. Skills were Guns, Lockpick, and Sneak, no Speech because I’m not a little man unless I want to be or am on accident, my Traits were Skilled, you already know why, and Trigger Discipline. In retrospect, that last trait, which increases accuracy by 20% while decreasing fire rate by 20%, was a massive mistake.
Then came the cheating. Ah the cheating. My favorite part of children’s activity book. I took it upon myself to do a big cheat this time. On top of giving myself the Bad Luck Bringer, it’s full name is Miss Fortune’s Bad Luck Bringer but that’s a ing mouthful, I also gave myself 15 .44 Magnum rounds. Sure, I could’ve ran all the way out to the Gun Runners, sold the items I got from the DLC packs for some .44 ammo and Instant Transmission’d myself back to Goodsprings. But I didn’t do that. Instead, I dropped the most valuable weapons and armor I got from previously mentioned DLC packs, worth about 2800 caps in total, in exchange for the 15 bullets.
I’m pretty good at the whole bartering thing, I knew this was a 100% fair trade. Oh, to make this feel more realistic, I also gave myself Miss Fortune’s outfit and hat which I’d use as my only armor throughout the game. And at last, after drifting out at sea for so many long, our nasally hero finds himself washed up on real game island. I’m gonna put up a screenshot of everything the Bad Luck Bringer does for 5 seconds, so pause the video if you want to read the whole thing. To summarize it quickly, every time you attack something, a Fortune value is randomly determined. Depending on the score, one of a few things can happen. It could knock them down for 10 seconds, detonate an explosive that’s in their inventory, which can also be triggered by Plasma-based weaponry or grenade launchers or Incinerators, or it can shatter any of their limbs.
As you’ve seen by me attacking Chet as a test, the damage output is horrible but it’s a hell of a weird gun. Not as weird as the objects in the cabinet just floating there, but that’s beyond me purview. Speaking of things not being there, the mods weren’t there anymore after the game crashed and I removed them all. Despite what I said earlier about the Gun Runners, they were still my main destination for the current moment. I wanted all the ammo in the world. I did stop to test out my toy on a Deathclaw and it amazingly worked better than expected, it knocked the monster out. Things got a little bland as I got closer to the Strip, not sure what that’s about. Maybe it was the game attempting to match the HUD color, because everyone knows Green is the correct HUD color for New Vegas. Anyone who says otherwise needs immediate psychiatric help.
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Other Skyrim videos:
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Torch? youtube.com/watch?v=UUPJWdgx_U0
Can You Beat Skyrim Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=lrejKEpQua4
Can You Beat Skyrim: Dawnguard Without Taking Any Damage? youtube.com/watch?v=UGcaWmOgSN4
Can You Beat Skyrim With Your Hands Bound? youtube.com/watch?v=zOF1nWnZaMs
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork? youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Shouts? youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE&t=5s
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Restoration Spells? youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7irHJk7CE
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
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Mitten Squad Discord: discord.gg/mittensquad
Thumbnail art made by: twitter.com/100DARKSTAR
Other Skyrim videos:
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Torch? youtube.com/watch?v=UUPJWdgx_U0
Can You Beat Skyrim Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=lrejKEpQua4
Can You Beat Skyrim: Dawnguard Without Taking Any Damage? youtube.com/watch?v=UGcaWmOgSN4
Can You Beat Skyrim With Your Hands Bound? youtube.com/watch?v=zOF1nWnZaMs
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork? youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Shouts? youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE&t=5s
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Restoration Spells? youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7irHJk7CE
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Skyrim As A Skeever? (in text form)
The beginning of the game is similar to this idea, stupid. The only thing of note that happened between riding into Skyrim and escaping out into the real Skyrim is that I chose a Khajit as my race because it’s the closest thing to a giant feral rat as you can get as a race. I’ll use the remainder of the opening to explain how this challenge works. Despite what your mind might be thinking, I’m not going to use a mod to turn myself into a Skeever, in fact I’m not using any mods for this playthrough, though that’s due to me being inept at modding, doesn’t have anything to do with this challenge in particular. As you know already, Bethesda had originally intended to let the player transform into three of the most powerful creatures in all of Skyrim: the Werewolf, the Vampire, and the Skeever. Just like Pokemon’s three Legendary dogs- Air Bud, Garfield, and Bidoof, one had to be removed from the game because it was simply too powerful. And while the Polymorph Skeever Power is technically still in the game, it is unobtainable without using console commands. Luckily for all of you, I don’t give a about cheating. So, freshly birthed from the escape canal, I used a console command to give myself the Polymorph Skeever power, equipped it, used it, successfully turned myself into Skeever Paul, and the real game began.
There’s something incredibly important that you must understand about this power, it wasn’t finished. Alright. Now I’m not talkin’ about the janky camera or the inability see in first person or how you can’t move directly left or right, you go forwards or backwards and can only move in another direction by making the camera face that direction. I mean if you do the wrong thing, the game breaks. It collapses in on itself, destroying everything, crashing the game. This is not like being a baby werewolf or a mob-boss kingpin rat like Ratatouille. It would be more efficient to explain what exactly it is I can still do, but I like to complain so we’re not doing that. There’s the camera and movement difficulties I’ve already mentioned. They’re annoying but not the end of the world. Attacking is not an option. Attacking, blocking, or attempting to draw a weapon doesn’t just not work, it crashes the game. Not that you’d be able to equip a weapon anyway because the Character Menu is off limits. This means all forms of magic might as well not exist. You can’t bring up the map, so fast traveling doesn’t work either. On the topic of movement, as a Skeever you can’t jump either. Leveling up, increasing Health, Stamina, Magic, or literally any skill in the game isn’t something you get to do anymore. And of course you can’t bring up your inventory either.
I’ll go ahead and let you in on a little secret. When I started this challenge, I fully intended on it being a 90 minute romp that turned into an 8 minute Mitten Prime video. As you can probably tell by the length and the channel it’s on, that didn’t happen. By now, I’ve probably arrived in Riverwood, spoken to a lady of the night about a dragon, and set off for White Run because, for once, I didn’t really have a plan. It was outside the gates of Whiterun my mind began to wander and I became increasingly concerned about how I was going to get through this. In fact, I was so paranoid that I turned to a British Coffee expert for the answers. For the briefest of moments my little grape sized mind thought I could use the special Necromancer rock to summon an army of undead brother rats to fight for me. But that unfortunately requires you to use a power, which is not only impossible for a rat of this magnitude but would also maybe fail the challenge.
Bioshock is a pretty great game. It’s no Meow Motors, but it still holds up even a decade later. There’s story, there’s atmosphere, the music, the enemies, the weapons… let’s talk about the weapons. What if you didn’t want to use weapons in the way you usually would, you know, by actually using them? Can You Beat Bioshock With Only The Telekinesis Plasmid?
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only The Telekinesis Plasmid? (in text form)
Our journey through space and time begins in the sky where protagonist Jack Cooper is eagerly awaiting opening the Christmas gift he’d gotten from his parents. Though it was a small box with no air holes, he still hoped it was a puppy. Then we gain control, escape from the burning wreckage and come to the horrible conclusion that our possible puppy might be dead. Someone will pay for that, and that someone is me with this challenge. A ride through the liquid abyss offered a colorful view of the world below, I arrived in Rapture, Atlas rescued me, and the real game began. You see, Bioshock is a linear game, you can’t go out of your way to obtain an item early then go back and play the game with it. You get items as you progress through the game. Because of that, and the fact that certain segments of the game can’t be completed without enemies in the area dying, in our case without using the Telekinesis Plasmid, you cannot beat Bioshock with only the Telekinesis Plasmid. Now, from here, there are three ways to proceed, besides just ending the video here.
Option 1: Activate simulation mode and attack as few things as possible because ya know a normal person who just arrived in an underwater city full of radioactive maniacs wouldn’t be Rambo in a sweater. Option 2: Only use Plasmids, seems like a pretty fair substitute until you get the Telekinesis Plasmid, could still offer a challenge. Or Option 3: Things are going to die anyway, in which case it shouldn’t matter how they die if it’s not with Telekinesis plasmid, the challenge is failed regardless. What did I choose? Honestly, I didn’t remember because I stopped halfway through this playthrough in March and it’s now October. But I do remember that I spent my time pondering the situation by taking the burning couch as deep into the game as I could. Unfortunately that’s not too far. I ended up going with Option 3.
With my mind made up on how I’d proceed, I could finally start taking orders from Atlas like a big boy and as an official big boy was ready to start hallucinating as I went into the women’s bathroom with a handgun. The Minecraft role-play server owner tried to abduct a little girl, thankfully her father was there to kill him, I blasted off a couple hats with my gun, tried to go for headshots only but that wasn’t like a real challenge I just wanted to see if I could do it, and nearly made it out alive before Andrew Ryan’s goons caught up to me. Silly Atlas wouldn’t let me kill myself with the one bullet I had left.
I made my failsafe escape through Medical Pavilion, home to the extremely professionally insane facial reconstruction surgeon. It took some finagling to get into the Pavilion proper. Some rabble rousers made things complicated for me. Deeper inside, blood on the floor, a couple dead bodies, and a destroyed interior let me know that someone had a very fun afternoon. And soon enough, I’d have a fun afternoon of my own, but not now, later. To obtain the Telekinesis plasmid, I’d have to get another first: Incinerate. The power to spontaneously combust anyone I chose at any range. Also, on the topic of spontaneous combustion, leave a comment if you thought it’d be a real danger in your life as a kid. I did a lot. Not as much as I worried about velociraptors eating me at night if I slept with the door open, but still a lot. In the midst of my madness, I snagged Telekinesis, and the real game began.
Say what you will about Fallout 4 and the changes it made to the series, you can’t deny that the weapons were, for the most part, a vast improvement over previous games. I say “for the most part” because there’s one weapon that ruins the entire game just with its existence. Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Flare Gun?
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Thumbnail art made by: twitter.com/100DARKSTAR
Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Flare Gun? (in text form)
I suppose we should start at the beginning. After making my character as true to life as possible with a giant crooked nose, oversized eyeballs, and a bald spot, I realized that I’d forgotten to activate the mod that shows the full lines of dialog, was already far to late into the game to go back and activate it, and started assigning SPECIAL Points. It’s been proven with the power of probable science that Luck and the Idiot Savant perk is better in the long term for maximizing your experience than going with Intelligence. Because I was only after a few perks, I spread out the remaining points amongst everything except Charisma. Then, I had to find the truth. I had to know where the salesman goes after our conversation. I’m not sure what it is, but something about these shots makes me sad and uncomfortable at the same time. He doesn’t go to the vault though, it hasn’t even finished being constructed yet. The bombs dropped, I wrapped myself in plastic wrap and climbed into the freezer, and found out the truth, again. Nora, your supposed wife, doesn’t die. It’s a trick. See, her eyes are still moving. Want more proof? The resurrect command doesn’t work on her. It makes perfect sense, you can’t bring her back from the dead if she’s faking it.
I did what I always do to escape Vault 111 without attacking anything, left the Vault, arrived in Sanctuary, ignored Codsworth, and the real game began. I wanted to get a few levels under my belt before I started doing much of anything else. Just needed a couple perks to make life easier. I won’t waste as much of your time on this as I did mine, all that matters is that I had almost 600 fully erect pieces of wood by the time I was finished, and they were arguably the most organized they’d ever been. Satisfied with my work, I left the settlement and set off for Concord. Why? Because that’s where the real game lives. See, like most unique gimmick weapons that aren’t worth their weight in garbage, the Flare Gun is a pain to obtain. To get it, you’ve gotta complete The First Step quest, which comes after When Freedom Calls. Ya know, that quest that involves killing a bunch of Raiders to save the Minutemen. As luck would have it, it’s not at all easy to do that when you can’t attack anything yet because anything but a Flare Gun is not a Flare Gun.
The Raiders outside can be cleared out by Preston if you’re patient enough, no problem there. But the ones inside, well, let’s just say that in the process of trying to figure out what to do about it, you almost got drunk Mitten Squad vs the air conditioner round 2. It would’ve happened when I was in North Carolina last week but they’re more civilized down there, their air conditioners know to shut the up when they’re emotionally assaulted. My first idea was to use the power armor to glitch myself into the office the minutemen are hold up in. I thought that maybe because you’re not supposed to be in there until the Raiders are gone, getting in their early would trigger the rest of the quest. It didn’t. All that happened was I got stuck in the door and couldn’t move. Momentarily content with my own failure, I left for greener pastures: Diamond City. I had me a plan. I bought my first flares from Cricket outside of Megaton and also ridded myself of a lot of the garbage I’d collected. Piper helped me get inside the city, I got even more Flares from the various vendors inside, did Piper’s interview, and had me a companion.
Fallout 3 has a lot of weapons in it. Some are better at close range, some at long range, some you use as traps and others just flat out don’t exist at all. But there’s one weapon that is just the worst. Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Chinese Pistol?
Mitten Squad Discord: discord.gg/mittensquad
Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A Chinese Pistol? (in text form)
The first thing you’re going to notice about this playthrough is that none of it is in English. That’s because I didn’t think restricting myself to a firearm would be enough of a challenge, so I killed two birds with one bullet by playing Fallout 3 with only a Chinese Pistol and in a language I can’t understand. Originally I wanted to do it in Chinese as a funny ha ha because of the gun name but it wasn’t an option in Steam. It’s probably for the best, all things considered. I’m sure I’m on a list after what I put in my Operation Anchorage thumbnail anyway.
The Chinese Pistol is in the Small Guns category and is based around Agility, which is why I maxed that out. Luck also influences all skills, Intelligence is for as many experience points as possible, and I spread out the rest pretty evenly, except for Charisma. Being charismatic is one of the worst values someone can have, trust me, I’d know. Speech isn’t the Frank Horrigan of skills in Fallout 3 like it is in New Vegas, no reason to waste time with it. Speaking of wasting time though, the time had come for my 10th birthday party. It was an odd experience. I’ve done this part of Fallout 3 so many times that even when I couldn’t see what the dialog choices were, I still pretty much remembered what everyone was saying. It’s strange to be able to navigate menus and make choices when you don’t know the language.
After failing to cut Butch’s head off with a plate, I escaped the vile gaze of Beatrice Armstrong, got my BB Gun and made a decision. I’m not playing this as child or a baby, so I’m going to kill the Roach, but there was something I’ve always been curious about. To satisfy that quandary, I took my gun to the door, manipulated the universe around me, got myself into a situation you’re not supposed to be in, and pumped the Overseer full of baby lead. I don’t know what BB’s are made of. I wanted to know what would happen if the Overseer died early. He can’t, he just has an aneurysm and takes a nap.
But Stanley is around when you take the GOAT and during your escape. He’s the perfect candidate for my ideas. I popped his head like a raisin and nearly lost my mind. Stanley’s had is so cool. Ready to see the fruits of my labor and Stanley’s life, I returned to the basement, shot the bug, got the greatest Birthday photo ever, told Dad to take his stethoscope and shove it up his ass, and had my brain crushed. Stanley, that stick in the mud, is back from the dead. Unfortunate, especially since I couldn’t kill him again. Someone who isn’t me should see if it’s possible to kill Stanley 3 times. Once as a child, somehow in the GOAT section, and again during the Escape.
Within the confines of Skyrim exist many different ways to attack enemies. Lay traps, get up close and personal with an axe, maybe summon a temporary friend to do the fighting for you. But there’s one method of attack that isn’t used quite as frequently as the others. Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Scrolls?
Mitten Squad Discord: discord.gg/mittensquad
Thumbnail art made by: twitter.com/100DARKSTAR
Other Skyrim videos:
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Torch? youtube.com/watch?v=UUPJWdgx_U0
Can You Beat Skyrim Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=lrejKEpQua4
Can You Beat Skyrim: Dawnguard Without Taking Any Damage? youtube.com/watch?v=UGcaWmOgSN4
Can You Beat Skyrim With Your Hands Bound? youtube.com/watch?v=zOF1nWnZaMs
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork? youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Shouts? youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE&t=5s
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only Restoration Spells? youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7irHJk7CE
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Scrolls? (in text form)
Because I’ve done so many of these Skyrim challenges by now, and because I almost never make mistakes in my playththroughs, I went with an Orc as my race. My gut told me that the damage inflicted on enemies from the Scrolls would not be impacted by the level of whatever skill would be associated with the effect of the scroll. Is that the truth? Maybe. But I don’t care because it doesn’t matter. I named myself Paper Boy, parkoured over Alduin’s head, made a beeline for the safety of a building, didn’t attack anything in there this time, I don’t make the same mistake twice unless I’m drinking or not paying attention, and exited out into the world of Skyrim, reading for the real game to begin.
Now, like most of you at this point into the video, I was wondering how this was going to work. I had a vague idea of what I was going to do, but it wasn’t going to be easy or fun or family-friendly. This is an elaborate and multifaceted plan that will be a tremendous pain to make work. The first piece of the puzzle was caps. Scrolls can be found out and about roaming the countryside, but they’re rare. You don’t want a rare scroll, you want medium rare and that’s not what you’re gonna find in a wild scroll. To ensure I was able to obtain a scroll, I settled on buying one. I stopped by the golden bucket shop to sell the items I’d picked up in my many travels thus far and briefly attempted to glitch myself through this wall to reach the hidden chest lurking just above the void. I watched a video that showed how to do it. You need a weird magical box that you’re not supposed to be able to obtain that, when dropped, floats wherever you dropped it, almost like a Minecraft block. Because I didn’t have that, I failed, left, and made my way to Whiterun Stables to travel to Solitude. Solitude was not where I meant to go, so I got back on the carriage and rode to Dawnstar.
You know what I’m doing here. At least, you think you do. You thought, like I did, that I’d be doing the exploit with that trader. Well you can’t do that if she’s not there. However, you can still access the chest to take whatever you want. A small part of me hoped a scroll would be in there, there was no scroll, of course, why would there be, but I did snag as much as my body could fit inside it, I momentarily considered abandoning this idea to do a Wooden Sword playthrough, realized I had to see this through, and waited inside a shop in Dawnstar for a few days, hoping the cat merchant would arrive. She never did.
Mitten Squad Discord: discord.gg/mittensquad
Thumbnail art made by: twitter.com/100DARKSTAR
Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Metro Last Light With Only A Revolver? (in text form)
Metro Last Light picks up one sequel development period after Metro 2033. Artyom got his 25 kill streak, launched nukes at the enemy team, got betrayed by Shepherd again, it was a great time to be anyone but me. The general plot of this movie is to track down the last Dark One who survived atomic blast that might’ve just been regular missiles, I don’t actually remember. As expected, I chose to play on baby spartan mode instead of a mode that would require me to have any gaming prowess at all, and the game begins by failing the challenge. You’re in a tunnel with an assault rifle and no revolver. But it’s okay because that didn’t actually happen, it was all a dream.
After waking up, I spelled out Bazinga in morse code, got my equipment from proctologist Teagan, fitted myself with two variations of the same revolver- one silenced with a red dot sight and another with a long barrel for better range, and followed Khan to the meeting with Colonel Miller. Khan did what Khan does, piss everyone off and make me go it alone. Except this time I’m not alone, the stereotype sniper who doesn’t like you despite the fact that you almost single handedly wiped out the dark ones is along to make an already miserable existence even worse. On the surface, she instructed me to head to where the Dark One supposedly was. I failed at capturing the little boy, maybe I would’ve succeeded if I stuck a bullet in his kneecap. Instead, he played a movie in my head and caused me to get captured by the Germans.
Pavel, a different Pavel from the one in Metro 2033, helped me not get executed, gave me a knife, and we dove head first into sewage. This clever section gets you accustomed to not being detected by immediately gassing you to death if you’re detected. I didn’t get detected, I was just to stupid to figure out what I was supposed to do the first time around. That’s a common theme in my life. After a brief stint as an air duct rat, I continued my vertical journey towards freedom by choosing not to set the prisoners free. I got a revolver though, I considered a single gun with a few bullets to be worth more than the dozens of lives I left behind to end in agony.
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Titanfall 2 Without Entering A Titan? (in text form)
After an incredibly well done and intense opening cinematic that really makes you feel like you’re a Titanfall 2, we’re introduced to our nameless protagonist named Jack Cooper as he enters a simulation within what is effectively already a simulation. You’ve got all sorts of video game mechanics at your disposal here. You can run you can fall you can slide and even use guns. Pretty neat stuff. Don’t wanna brag but I completed the obstacle course in under a minute. These other names above mine are cheaters, the ones below me are a bunch a wusses.
I got the Halo number in my 2nd attempt. Right when the titan falled we got pulled out of the simulation because the war just arrived on our doorstep. A really deally Pilot rescued me from certain doom, I hid buried in the corpse of a destroyed plane while the big guys traded blows, the obvious antagonist drank the blood of the man he just killed, I’m pretty sure that’s what happened, feral poodles saw me as a tasty snack (uwu), I got rescued for the 3rd time already by the pilot, and the real game began.
Task one: Fix the Iron Giant and re-learn the basics of wall running first person shooter mechanics. I won’t lie, the rabid armadillos almost killed me once. I also bopped a few people down into the drink. That’s always fun. After a few more rather basic sequences designed to get a below average player accustomed to playing a video game, I acquired the Titanfall battery, stuck it in BT’s battery sphincter, the big lad came back online, barely, and I was off on another fetch quest. Future technology requires thinking ahead and… math, I guess. I dunno where I was going with that. BT 7274 needed another battery. Some nearby Stormcloaks and their almost sentient paper airplanes were not thrilled about me borrowing the battery until further notice. Some story exposition happened as I parkoured around the ship but nobody plays video games for the story.