Uploaded April 2023 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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*Gengar Artwork By: My Niece

There's a first time for everything and this is the first time I got a scammer that had a chewing problem. The first scammer was either chewing gum or was having a late lunch break. Either way, it annoyed me and I let it be known. I managed to annoy her to the point where she transferred me to another scammer who in turn, lasted as about as long as she did and transferred me right back to the first scammer.

If you're a scammer and it's close to the end of your shift, I will call you until I get bored - and I don't bore very easily. I'm the type of person that loves to watch paint dry. This is a new personal record as I was transferred twice in less than 5 minutes.

Timecodes:
0:00 - Start (First Scammer: Chew Bacca)
1:32 - 1, 2 (Listen To Me!)
1:59 - I Get Transferred (Second Scammer: Kevin)
2:54 - 3
3:10 - 4, 5
3:21 - 6, 7
3:39 - 8, 9, 10
3:54 - I Get Transferred Back To Chew Bacca
4:04 - 11
4:18 - Español
4:45 - Scammer Meltdown