My Christmas Present for Conspiracy Catz. The Snark 2026-09-28 | My Christmas Present for Conspiracy Catz.
Vote for Walz and Kamala with me The Snark 2024-08-21 | To the tune of "Waltzing Matilda", like I did for Mr Sensible.That one was called "Waltzing Bitchmade."Hope you enjoy this one!
Run Ivan Run, Flying Turret version The Snark 2023-04-10 | Run Ivan Run, now against the background of a part of a Warthog Defense video.This is their channel:youtube.com/@UC2JaXg63L_VqvXN4SwF4zOQTo them I say:I hope it's OK that I took your footage, and of course you can use my sound - I'd more than welcome it!
Debunkers have cats, new cat added The Snark 2023-03-29 | The original video dates back to the time when Team Sceptic did team-ups with Conspiracy Cats and SciManDan. The days of The Agent. I left Team Sceptic in there, but added a cat that wasn't there in the original.Have fun!
Fumbling Fumblewit Chille The Snark 2023-03-06 | Another song about Chille, but this time in a completely different style.If you've seen "The Big Lebowski" you will recognise the tune.Enjoy another song about Chille, a real SovCit and Frauditor!The creator of the lyrics is, again, NCtPtI. Thanks, looking forward to future collabs.
Scammed by Chille The Snark 2023-02-15 | Another song about Chille. So not a Flat Earther song, this one is about a Frauditor.For better understanding of the lyrics, let's wait for some explanations by the author of the lyrics. Should be on their way.
The Globe Will Win (again) The Snark 2023-02-09 | Years ago, I did a version of this song (The Gas Man Cometh) with my brother. A newer version included the original song, with harmonies and more voiced added by myself and Henriette. However, this version started with the original, which was not always appreciated by those looking for (anti) Flerfer content.So here is the "Flerf only" version. Have fun!Again, if applicable.
Arwijn on MCToon The Snark 2023-01-06 | Well, Arwijn has spoken. If you don't have a clue who Arwijn is, this little video is not for you. Unless you want to know the True Innards of Flerfers, of which Arwijn certainly is one. He's the valet of Nathan Oakly, a mindless follower and lapdog, according to circumstances. Ah well, Maybe you will enjoy this. I'm not going to do a song (or dance) about it.The original can be found on Arwijn's channel. Look for "Early Bird Arwijn" and the date is 5 January 2023, just after the 01:20 mark. I condensed it a bit to make it less boring.
The Twelve Fallacies of Flerfmas The Snark 2023-01-04 | Thanks to MCToon, who posted a video explaining the main fallacies heavily in use by Flerfers. It is this one:youtube.com/watch?v=9Uqe1qR3KJY&t=1s&ab_channel=ConspiracyToonzA bit late for Christmas, but this was not easy. Maybe I will do this one next year, with more precision and a 50/50 split of male/female voices.Have a great New Year!Correction: I sang "On the twelfth day" too soon. Should have been the tenth.
Chille dont like it (Rock the Casbah) The Snark 2022-12-04 | Another song about Chille. NClPtl provided the lyrics, the song is The Clash, Rock the Casbah.Not easy for me because I hardly knew the song.But does that stop me? Heck no.The opening image is from Flat Derp. Many thanks to him!
Advice to Russians The Snark 2022-11-20 | Back in my youth, we had "Pieter Pienter en de Postgiro." Clever Peter and the Postal Bank, sort of thing.I played around with one of the pages, for your enjoyment.
The Sound of Chilli The Snark 2022-11-14 | Mr.42 forwarded the lyrics, the creator is NCtPtI. Thanks to both!This was over a month ago, but I was in the middle of moving from Rotterdam to Utrecht. Well, after the long wait there is a new video. It is about a well-known frauditor Chili or Chilli. He features on channels like The Plot Hole, The Triggered Limey, Flat Derp and more. He deserves it.Well, enjoy the song!
You were demolished by FTFE, #FAILZOID The Snark 2022-10-02 | Yesterday evening (1 oct 22), FTFE had a "debate" with Flatzoid. You know, the 11 missing frames guy. I thought I'd do them a favour.Enjoy!
Run Ivan Run Ivan Run Run Run The Snark 2022-09-16 | I saw a little video that made me think of Run Rabbit Run.A clip has been included. Hope you like it!
Mitch is Waltzing Bitchmade The Snark 2022-09-09 | This was a great collab. Mr Sensible provided the lyrics, he did the first version of the song too. But I was asked to take over the singing. Happy to oblige!Here is the Mitch Saga:youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6cxHCuBaCE18WRRzMj6HZIVld1JK9kGnbecause of course you want to know how this all came to be.Well, enjoy the song. Another one is on the way. A different version, well worth checking out, if I may say so. Expect Mr. 42 to do his magic.
Mr Cheswick is still a dustman The Snark 2022-08-26 | I created this song (in Dutch) years ago. Since then, I also released an English version. This specific version I recorded with my new microphone. More importantly, I greatly changed the lyrics.Have fun. That's an order.
Globe, where the water... The Snark 2022-06-29 | Globe, where the water is held by gravity.To the tune of a well known song, from the time I was around 15.
My Way, the Flerf way The Snark 2022-06-06 | Always nice to finish a project, even if it has been on the backburner for too long. Hope you enjoy this one guy!Thanks to Bill Devitt and to Henriette, who both suggested I do this one.
The Wellerman Flerfers are coming The Snark 2022-04-03 | Some time ago, WheresWally suggested that I do "The Wellerman." The supplied lyrics, however, pointed in the direction of "The Drunken Sailor," which resulted in "The Drunken Flerf." The time has finally come to do "The Wellerman," Flerf version. Here it is, enjoy!Note: Henriette could not help me this time, because of a slight ilness. It is well possible that in due time we will produce a new version where the tenor voices are done by Henriette.
Where are you from? McToons side chat The Snark 2022-03-30 | It was fun watching the side chat explode when the question "Where are you from?" was asked.I removed the doubles, grouped some answers together to make more sense of some answers, corrected a few spelling mistakes and had a good laugh.I hope you do same.
Avoid the Flerf Stupidities / The Bear Necessities The Snark 2022-03-26 | This one speaks (or sings) for itself.
Open Letter to Nathan Oakley, Flat Earth Math IMPROVED MIRROR The Snark 2022-03-23 | Flat Earth Math recorded this more than excellent letter to Nathan Oakley.The timestamps in his original video are different from below by a few seconds only. This is Charles' table of contents:A 56-minute letter to my old buddy Nathan Oakley.0:00 Intro1:11 Our History6:27 "Assume" a sphere10:30 Logical Fallacies11:10 Begging the Question12:07 False Dichotomy15:39 Non Sequitur18:44 Requiring R26:24 Eratosthenes30:55 Lying35:44 Curved Adjacent48:40 Targeting Children53:00 ConclusionI only took out some misspoken syllables, to create more flow. I created this for myself, so I can listen to it again without distraction, but I hope there will be others who enjoy this version.
Mine Eyes, Full Choral Version The Snark 2022-03-19 | Maybe you've seen and heard the first version, with the Very Flat Notes as sung (with great effort, it's hard for a good singer to do that) by Henriette.This is the more musically correct version. The middle bit is my variation of "Glory Glory Psychotherapy" by Joan Baez. Worth a listen. Have fun again!
Chicago Skyline Debunk by Olivier Joseph The Snark 2022-03-16 | Olivier Joseph is a great YouTube creator. I am subscribed to his channel because he debunks Flat Earth nonsense in French.This video is so well done that I thought I'd share it. But since most of my audience will not understand, I decided to do some work and do an English version. Not subtitled, but spoken. Not easy. I may sound a bit hurried here and there because of the difference in the length of sentences in both languages. But I think the message is clear.Enjoy the video, and maybe pay Olivier a visit.youtube.com/c/OlivierJoseph
My favourite ex-Flat Earthers The Snark 2022-03-13 | Well, STST is not alone anymore. Ranty has done so well that he needed to be in this New Version of the Favourite Ex Flat Earther(s) song!
Doe the Deer, new version The Snark 2022-03-05 | The first image is "Looking for satellites". Not weather balloons! 1. So many weather balloons don't even exist2. Weather balloons cannot give you an accuracy that's enough to tell you where you are. Well, come in science deniers!
Alton Towers, me and DJ. 2019. The Snark 2022-03-02 | In 2019, DJ and me went to Alton Towers for 2 days. To hell with it, we even did another day. It was the quietest and most beautiful week ever. We were able to go on all interesting rides every day, and some of them even more than once on a single day.The Dutch who remember "De Dik Voor Mekaar Show" can relate to our yell, when things get interesting: "De Groot, waar ben ik nou?"Anyway, judge for yourself if we had fun.Goes to show that I do more than mocking Flat Earthers.
Chorus for Flerfer Slaves The Snark 2022-02-27 | So far I never included Mitch from Australia in my songs. Time to correct that, the melody has been on my shelf for too long.Thanks to Richard Woodroffe, of the Noteworthy Community, who did the score (yeeeeears ago) which gave me the Midi, which in turn enabled me to display the words on the screen, so you all can happily sing along.Big thanks to Henriette who did the soprano and alto parts! During the opening orchestral bars, you will see "Le Cadran de Croisic," which is an equatorially mounted sun dial. Needless to say, this only works on a globe. The plaques explaining which corrections you should apply to get your time from the sun time are clear (but in French), the results are easily verified (which they are, regularly) and the corrections are based on the Globe model. Because of course I had to include some actual Flat Earth destruction, and you're welcome.Did I say "watch till end?" Yes. Listen until the very end. Thanks CT!
The Black Swan, take 2 The Snark 2022-02-24 | Cygnus Niger, a.k.a. the Black Swan, shoe-horned into "Agnus Dei qui tollis peccata mundi."For better understanding, the English translation is running along.Have fun. And that's an order.
Mine Eyes have seen the shape of Mother Earth #1 The Snark 2022-02-19 | Gezza the Masked Reviewer created new lyrics for "Glory Glory Hallelujah", or the Battle Hymn of the Republic. Gezza had seen my version of "I have basic understanding" and he thought (rightly) that there was more in it. I polished up the lyrics to my liking, asked Henriette to help me out, and she did more than I expected. This is her Solo Version. A collab is on the way.Have fun peeps!
Its the Flerf, Flerf, Flerf he goes Derp, Derp, Derp The Snark 2022-02-06 | The usual gang of idiots makes the roll call here. I know, there are more but these guys (and Rachie) make life easy for me. Special thanks to Henriette who did the singing. She also found a way to do the Smurf effect.Enjoy!That lost, lonely "Derp" at the end... I left it in. Too funny.
To hell with it, everyone can see it The Snark 2022-01-31 | A short music clip for Ranty. Now we need someone so add Flerfs popping up. Don't you just love collabs?
If I only had a brain, Riley first The Snark 2021-12-30 | The previous version was only half seen by many, because of the way it was edited. Enjoy both versions this time, please.Have fun and have a glorious 2022! Globe FTW!
The Twelve Flerfs of Christmas The Snark 2021-12-25 | Thanks to Flerfspective and Conspiracy Catz, Henriette and I were able to record a Christmas song for you.This is the improved version of the video that the two above mentioned heroes created and posted today. Flerfspective gave me his blessing. Well, there you go! Chin chin!The wine label was LaLand, originally. I changed it to LaLa Land, as that would be more appropriate for Flerfers.
A bit of gravity, and the angle of attack The Snark 2021-10-25 | Let's have some fun with movie and YouTube clips.
Der Untergang, Rachie goes under The Snark 2021-10-12 | Der Untergang has been done so many times. Usually with the original German voices and English subtitles.So, what do you think of this one?
Flerfers here, Flerfers there (again) The Snark 2021-09-23 | This is a remake of an old video. The karaoke part is now much better, the sound is the same. Some names are now memories only, or no longer prominent (Patricia Steer, M Bens, Delano) but that should not hurt. The original song is "Dodenrit (Ride of Death)", also known as "Trojka hier, Trojka daar" by Drs. P. That song is about someone who traveled through Siberia on a horse drawn sled, and he fed his children, and finally his wife, to the wolves. Just before he would have made to Omsk he was eaten as well. Well, the Flerfers are destroyed one by one.
Theres a hole in my render The Snark 2021-09-06 | Flatzoid is still missing 11 or 13 frames.He tries to get help from Sleepy, with predictable results.Critical Think did most of the lyrics. Here is the end of his video:youtube.com/watch?v=k7YnVqFLj0Y&t=28m22s
Happy Failday Failzoid The Snark 2021-09-03 | The music came up in my Facebook feed. I adapted it a bit. Dear debunkers, use it, or parts of it, as you see fit!Porkies = Lies.(Cockney Rhyming Slang. Pork pies / Lies.)
You are wrong wrong wrong The Snark 2021-08-26 | My brother suggested I do "Da doo ron ron ron", the Ian Matthews version, with a new text. Happy to oblige! The original is to be found on the album "Tigers will survive." Those who are familiar with it, will automatically burst into "If I could only tell you..." at the end.The clap, throughout the song, is simply a multiplication of the first three claps of the original, spaced out where necessary because the original was not timed to a metronome. I did the three voices in the beginning, after the verses I honoured Matthews' ending and ad lib.Henriette produced the two pictures at the end. Many of you will recognise musical symbols for flat, natural, sharp and repeat. I hope.
Flerfer Epitaphs The Snark 2021-08-03 | These came up in a side chat. I collected, collated, cleaned up and read the stones.Ranty came up in the same chat, but I changed that around completely.I really enjoy Flerfspective's videos.Note: Mr Cheswick was a Flerfer troubadour. Did reasonable stuff, depending on your musical taste. He did "SciManDan's a wanker", so I replied with a Dutch song, which was later followed up with an English translation, lyrics mostly by Dutch Heretic, Ned McRant. My idea of doing a song for Rachie, using the same melody (My old man is a dustman) came from there. For the non-native English speakers: a threnody is a dirge. A funeral song.
Sleeping Warrior, Rachie 00000 and the kittens The Snark 2021-08-02 | Can't make enough fun of them, right? #FLATEARTHThanks to Matt Dillahunty for the original joke. That is, maybe he got it somewhere else, but for me Matt is the first one who told me the joke. About Christian kittens that turned Atheist - and the girl was a boy.Original video from "The Kit Cats", A Den of Purring Kittens.youtube.com/watch?v=RM5hQ3Qtf-8Original text from The Atheist Experience, Austin, Texas.
Rachie 00000 gets her Dustman song. The Snark 2021-07-30 | My old man's a dustman. Never gets old. I created a song for Cheswick already (or two, actually) and now it's time to sing Rachie's praise. Sort of.I added a top voice for more effect. As you can see, the Dutch and English lyrics happily share the screen. The English translation is quite close, even though some of the Dutch stuff is quite untranslatable. Have fun regardless, even if you are a Flerfer!
To hell with Flat Earth, lets karaoke The Snark 2021-07-14 | Barbie Girl with Henriette, the co-creator of Mr Sensible's outro.
I have basic understanding The Snark 2021-06-15 | Level Earth Observer left his brain at home.He has basic understanding, so you may have to bear with him.No, I don't entirely know exactly what's going on. Please tell me.
I have basic understanding The Snark 2021-06-12 | Level Earth Observer does not entirely know exactly what is going onHe has basic understanding.See WheresWally's videos about Flat Earther LEO / Adam.
Tribute to Flat Out The Snark 2021-05-27 | I haven't seen Flat Out (not to be confused with Flat Out Hero) in a long time. He did Great Science in his Experimentalisation Shed, much to the annoyance of Flat Earthers, and much to the enjoyment of us Globies. His signoff was "Keep it flat please!" and that's how this video ends, too.To introduce you to the song, I do the original by Flanders & Swann first. The pictures at the start of the video are from me playing WordScapes. Interesting words popped up recently, such as "Gravity" and "Sphere." Must have been a sign. Have fun team!
