Born Weird - Nerf Herder featuring Al Yankovic on the accordion!Nerf Herder2022-02-17 | Grab the 12" Born Weird vinyl single at http://nerfherder.com !!! (Only 500 pressed). On BOLOGNA-COLORED vinyl! Artwork and video by Luke & Joe McGarry, the Fantastic Heat Brothers!!! fantasticheatbrothers.com
Huge thanks to @alyankovic and Dr. Demento!!! #nerfherder #bologna #weirdMy Bologna - Nerf Herder cover of classic Al Yankovic parody songNerf Herder2022-04-08 | What's that delicious smell?!?! Bologna-matic video by the great Aron Ives and Jason Hallows! (http://www.transitoryzenith.com) Grab the 12" Born Weird/My Bologna vinyl single at http://nerfherder.com !!! (Only 500 pressed). On BOLOGNA-COLORED vinyl! “My Bologna” written by D. Fieger, B. Averre, A. Yankovic (ASCAP)
My Bologna video trivia: 12 packs of genuine Oscar Mayer Bologna were used. The studio (garage) where filmed still smells of bologna and mustard. About twenty slices of bologna had to be washed and reused towards the end of filming due to a bologna shortage. The stack of bologna stood 3.5 feet tall and fell over many, many, many, many times.Gary And The Princess - Nerf HerderNerf Herder2017-09-05 | Help out some dogs! Buy the DOG SONGS album: dogsongs.bandcamp.com/album/dog-songs
Gary and the Princess Fighting side by side Battling the darkness All through the night
She was born in Burbank He came from New York The princess rescued Gary When she fell down from the stars
Short, dark and handsome Gary hold on tight Gary found the princess Now it’s gonna be alright
Gary and the princess Walking down the street She’s whacked out on something And he’s on his leash
See them on the red carpet And behind the velvet rope The princess whispers to Gary, “You’re my only hope”
Short, dark and handsome Gary hold on tight Gary found the princess Now it’s gonna be alright It’s gonna be alright It’s gonna be alright
Gary and the Princess Soaring through the sky Until one night her highness Well she flew too high Yeah she flew too high Oh she flew too high
Oh!!!
Send us a postcard Tell us you’re okay Now you walk in starlight So far, far away
Short, dark and handsome Gary hold on tight Gary found the princess Now it’s gonna be alright It’s gonna be alright It’s gonna be alright
Idea by Steve Sherlock Lyrics by Parry Gripp and Aylene Rhiger Gripp Music by Nerf Herder (Parry Gripp, Steve Sherlock, Linus Dotson, Ben Pringle)Nerf Herder live at Houstons Urban Art Bar on March 24, 1997Nerf Herder2017-06-01 | Full show of Nerf Herder live at Houston's Urban Art Bar on March 24, 1997. Opening for the Bloodhound Gang.Ive Got A Boner For Christmas - The T-SHIRT!Nerf Herder2016-12-16 | Get it now! http://shop.bandwear.com/collections/nerf-herder-shopDoctor Who - Nerf HerderNerf Herder2016-10-03 | Lyric video by the incredible Jason Hallows! http://www.transitoryzenith.com
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Listen girl to what I say About the man from Gallifrey He can show the planets, he can show you the stars He can love you more because he’s got two hearts
Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Whatcha gonna do? Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Whatcha gonna do?
From the nearest world to the farthest He’ll take you there in his Tardis, What will you see? What will you find? When you travel with the Doctor through space and time
Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Whatcha gonna do? Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Whatcha gonna do?
And who is gonna save you, When your world is tumbling down? And who is gonna save you, When your time is running out?
…..(EXTERMIINAAATTTEEEE!!!)
Who!
Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who Who Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who Who Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who Who Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who! Doctor Who Who Who! Whatcha gonna do?
Doctor Who! Who!Ghostbusters III - Nerf HerderNerf Herder2016-06-24 | Song by Nerf Herder...from their new album "Rockingham" Band Art by Joel Watson Additional art, animation and editing by Jason Hallows
GHOSTBUSTERS III
I’ve been wanting you for so long So I had to write this song I’m never gonna get to hold your hand Never gonna be your marshmallow man Check it out!
Ghostbusters 3, and you and me We're never gonna happen, It’s never gonna happen World peace, and Ghostbusters 3 Never gonna happen, It’s never gonna happen No no way!
I’m never gonna be your fool You're never gonna be my Zuul No I’m never gonna get to lie with ya And I’m never gonna get to slime ya… I think you know what I mean!
Ghostbusters 3, and you and me It's never gonna happen, we're never gonna happen World peace, and Ghostbusters 3 It’s never gonna happen, It’s never gonna happen No no no!
I’ve been praying for the three of us You and me and Harold Ramis
Ghostbusters 3, and you and me It's never gonna happen, It's never gonna happen No can do! World peace, and Ghostbusters 3 It’s never gonna happen, It’s never gonna happen
I’m never gonna be your Marshmallow man I’m never gonna be your Marshmallow man
Never, never, never, never (X a lot)
It’s true! This man has no dick!
You can blame it on Bill MurrayIm The Droid (Youre Looking For) - Nerf Herder lyric videoNerf Herder2016-03-18 | http://nerfherder.com
Lyric video by Jason Crocker
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I’M THE DROID (YOU’RE LOOKING FOR)
You think that you’re some kind of rebel You think that you’re some kind of star
You're babbling on About your mission The more you tighten your grip The more it slips Through your fingers
I’m the droid you’re looking for I’m the droid you can’t ignore I’m the droid, the one you can’t avoid
No you can’t hold me off forever Only you could be so bold
Etiquette and protocol, It's your lot in life There'll be no escape this time Don't act so surprised
I’m the droid you’re looking for I’m the droid you can’t ignore I’m the droid, the one you can’t avoid
Hear me baby, hold together Help me you're my only hope
Useless gestures, Against the struggle Trust that my feelings Are heavily shielded And magnetically sealed
I’m the droid you’re looking for I’m the droid you can’t ignore I’m the droid, the one you can’t avoid
I’m the droid (I am the droid)We Opened For Weezer - Nerf Herder lyric videoNerf Herder2016-03-11 | "Rockingham" album, available now! http://nerfherder.com
WE OPENED FOR WEEZER
We opened for Weezer First time on the road Some of us had never Even been in the snow
Following along In our rental van Back when Matt Sharp Was still in the band called...
Weezer, watching every night From the crowd Saw a kid rush the stage And take the bass amp down
The Wawa ruling Over 7-11 It was Nerdcore heaven In ’97 with...
Weezer, whoa-oa-oa Singing “Say It Ain't So-oh-oh-oh” Whoa-oa-oa-oa And the kids kept singing along Whoa-oa-oa-oa In the Pittsburgh snow-oh-oh Whoa-oa-oa-oa
We opened for Weezer, It was a dream come true Our video was playing On the MTV2 Right about the time That Buffy started slaying We were on tour And we were playing with...
Weezer, they were Singing the blues Pinkerton was getting Some bad reviews The guy from Rolling Stone Didn’t like the songs The guy from Rolling Stone Was totally wrong about...
Weezer, whoa-oa-oa Singing “Say It Ain't So-oh-oh-oh” Whoa-oa-oa-oa And the kids kept singing along Whoa-oa-oa-oa In the Pittsburgh snow-oh-oh Whoa-oa-oa-oa
The Chameleon in Lancaster, Asbury Park The Metropol in Pittsburgh, Raleigh and Marrz Winston-Salem, Charleston, Charlotte and Louisville (Louisville!)
The Flood Zone in Richmond, Norfolk, VA Columbus, Ohio, The Newport Music Hall The Rave in Milwaukee, the Barrymore Theatre in Madison Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin!
We opened for Weezer First time on the road Mid-Atlantic states Watching every show Following around in Our rental van Half Japanese girls, Singing God-Damn...
With Weezer Matt, Pat Brian and Rivers Butterfly song giving Everyone shivers Karl was rad And Karl was gnarly We were sitting backstage With Mykel and Carli and...
Weezer, whoa-oa-oa Singing “Say It Ain’t So-oh-oh-oh” Whoa-oa-oa-oa And the kids kept singing along Whoa-oa-oa-oa In the Pittsburgh snow-oh-oh Whoa-oa-oa-oa And the kids say you might as well (Jump) Whoa-oa-oa-oa Singing “Say It Ain’t So-oh-oh-oh”We Opened For Weezer - Nerf HerderNerf Herder2016-03-11 | "Rockingham" album, available March 11 http://nerfherder.com
WE OPENED FOR WEEZER
We opened for Weezer First time on the road Some of us had never Even been in the snow
Following along In our rental van Back when Matt Sharp Was still in the band called...
Weezer, watching every night From the crowd Saw a kid rush the stage And take the bass amp down
The Wawa ruling Over 7-11 It was Nerdcore heaven In ’97 with...
Weezer, whoa-oa-oa Singing “Say It Ain't So-oh-oh-oh” Whoa-oa-oa-oa And the kids kept singing along Whoa-oa-oa-oa In the Pittsburgh snow-oh-oh Whoa-oa-oa-oa
We opened for Weezer, It was a dream come true Our video was playing On the MTV2 Right about the time That Buffy started slaying We were on tour And we were playing with...
Weezer, they were Singing the blues Pinkerton was getting Some bad reviews The guy from Rolling Stone Didn’t like the songs The guy from Rolling Stone Was totally wrong about...
Weezer, whoa-oa-oa Singing “Say It Ain't So-oh-oh-oh” Whoa-oa-oa-oa And the kids kept singing along Whoa-oa-oa-oa In the Pittsburgh snow-oh-oh Whoa-oa-oa-oa
The Chameleon in Lancaster, Asbury Park The Metropol in Pittsburgh, Raleigh and Marrz Winston-Salem, Charleston, Charlotte and Louisville (Louisville!)
The Flood Zone in Richmond, Norfolk, VA Columbus, Ohio, The Newport Music Hall The Rave in Milwaukee, the Barrymore Theatre in Madison Wisconsin, Wisconsin, Wisconsin!
We opened for Weezer First time on the road Mid-Atlantic states Watching every show Following around in Our rental van Half Japanese girls, Singing God-Damn...
With Weezer Matt, Pat Brian and Rivers Butterfly song giving Everyone shivers Karl was rad And Karl was gnarly We were sitting backstage With Mykel and Carli and...
Weezer, whoa-oa-oa Singing “Say It Ain’t So-oh-oh-oh” Whoa-oa-oa-oa And the kids kept singing along Whoa-oa-oa-oa In the Pittsburgh snow-oh-oh Whoa-oa-oa-oa And the kids say you might as well (Jump) Whoa-oa-oa-oa Singing “Say It Ain’t So-oh-oh-oh”At The Con - Nerf Herder lyric videoNerf Herder2016-03-10 | From the album, Rockingham, available March 11 Artwork by Len Peralta Lyric video by Jason Crocker
"In 2014 we played at DragonCon in Atlanta, and it was nuts. It was giant party with everyone dressed up like Chewbaccas, Klingons, Super Mario Brothers, Hulks, Tardis's, and every other thing you could think of. Ewoks, Harry Potters, obscure Droids, you name it! We had some Star Trek shirts left over from filming our 2002 video "Mr. Spock", so we put them on for our show. A lady even volunteered to do a Romulan Clog Dance during our set. It was incredible! We had to write a song about it."
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AT THE CON
All week I've been slaving at work Now I'm gonna dress up like Captain Kirk Beam me up tonight!
Can't wait till you're right beside me Like a Gold Bikini Leia or a Poison Ivy It’s gonna be tight!
At the Con, at the Con See a Dalek from Dr. Who At the Con, at the Con Emma Frost and Sailor Moon At the Con, at the Con Get crazy with a Pikachu At the Con, at the Con, at the Con! Meet me at the Con! X2
Stan Lee and a Spiderman Are gonna play some Settlers of Catan We’re gonna table top it!
A Klingon, A Ferengi, and hammer of Thor A sorting hat, and Dumbledore There’ll be no stopping tonight!
At the Con, at the Con You be a Lannister, I'll be a Stark At the Con, at the Con I’m gonna buy some Brony art At the Con, at the Con We're gonna Filk and we're gonna LARP At the Con, at the Con, at the Con! Meet me at the Con!
This line so long? (so long it is) Yes, why is this line long? (it’s very long) This line is for Wil Wheaton, (Lt. Crusher he was) No this line is for Joss Whedon (Buffy is what he does) Who would be defeated? (defeated) In a battle between Wheaton and Whedon? And who would get Seth Green? Oh!
Gonna party with Mr. Spock, and A droid and a hobbit and a ewok! Eee choppa yub nub!
At the Con, at the Con See the Hulk and Harley Quinn At the Con, at the Con A Cyberman and the Super Friends At the Con, at the Con Next year we’ll do it all again! At the Con, at the Con, at the Con! Meet me at the Con!The Girl Who Listened To Rush - Nerf Herder lyric videoNerf Herder2016-03-09 | From the album, Rockingham, available March 11
Backing tracks recorded at New Monkey studios in Van Nuys, through the exact Trident A mixing console used by Rush to record many of their greatest songs!
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THE GIRL WHO LISTENED TO RUSH
From the back of the stadium She’s easy to see Standing up at the stage In her Starman tee From Anthem to Limelight To YYZ She’s the girl who listened to rush
And all of the rockers And all of the heshers Well they dreamed of the day That they might get her And drive her away In a Red Barchetta She’s the girl who listened to Rush
Philosophers and ploughmen They can’t resist her call They cannot choose Not to decide So they've got no choice at all They've gotta love her
No she doesn’t say "Pert" And she doesn’t say "Part" Yeah, she knows it’s "Neil Peert" ‘Cause he’s close to her heart Say a prayer for John Rutsey He was there at the start She’s the girl who listened to Rush
Philosophers and ploughmen They can’t resist her call They cannot choose Not to decide So they've got no choice at all They've gotta love her
Why don’t girls ever listen to Rush? (X a lot) But she listened to Rush!
The blacksmith and the artist They can’t resist her call You cannot choose Not to decide So you’ve got no choice at all No you’ve got no choice at all You’ve gotta love herNerf Herder EPK - 1997Nerf Herder2015-06-23 | Circa 1997...This EPK (Electronic Press Kit) is a mini-documentary of sorts. It features interviews from Mark Hamill, Miguel Ferrer, Joseph Campanella, Lonn Friend, and Nerf Herder. The footage was shot on location at our "Sorry" video shoot (which happened to be the old set of Cagney & Lacey). Full-blown, geek-out antics galore!Nerf Herder NEW ALBUM ALERT!!!Nerf Herder2014-05-28 | NERF HERDER ALERT! We're on a mission to record a new album! Please join us and take part in the process!
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Video created by Jason Hallows: http://www.transitoryzenith.comNerf Herder - I Want to Take You Out For Ice CreamNerf Herder2008-08-02 | Nerf Herder wants to take you out for ice cream and show you a real good time!Nerf Herder - Oh Me, Oh MyNerf Herder2008-02-26 | Thanks to this insightful video, you now know you should never allow a chubby monkey ride on your handlebars.Nerf Herder IV SessionsNerf Herder2008-02-25 | 5/2/07 Orange Whip Studios, Santa Barbara, CA. Parry playing a Hammond organ with vintage rotating Leslie Speaker.Nerf Herder - Nosering Girl LIVE in Houston - 1997Nerf Herder2008-02-25 | Live in Houston, TX March 24, 1997Nerf Herder - The Making of Mr. SpockNerf Herder2008-02-25 | Behind the scenes footage from Nerf Herder's "Mr. Spock" video shoot, as featured on the Fat Wreck Chords' DVD, Peepshow 3. The video was shot in a bar in San Francisco, and during a break in filming, the band visits the Fat Wreck Chords office. Can you spot Fat Mike from NOFX???Nerf Herder - Mr. SpockNerf Herder2008-02-25 | 2002...Directed by Mike Sloat.Nerf Herder - SorryNerf Herder2008-02-25 | 2006...Featuring Mark Hamill, Miguel Ferrer and Joseph Campanella.Nerf Herder - Van HalenNerf Herder2008-02-25 | 1996...Directed by Morgan Lawley.