A smooth Jazz cover of one of the most catchy meme-songs to ever exist. Loops for almost 15 minutes, so you know, a great one to slip into a party playlist.
A smooth Jazz cover of one of the most catchy meme-songs to ever exist. Loops for almost 15 minutes, so you know, a great one to slip into a party playlist.
To everyone who pledged or shared during the campaign, thanks SO much for your support!Whisper Quiet VacuumHeartless Corporation2015-02-28 | Cleaning just got dirtier.
www.heartlesscorporation.com.auYesterdays PantsHeartless Corporation2015-01-09 | Not really sure how to explain this one. Subscribe for more though.Putting Christ Back Into ChristmasHeartless Corporation2014-12-10 | Merry Christmas from The Gordon BrothersGood Luck, EverybodyHeartless Corporation2014-10-23 | And congratulations. Donate here: http://www.diabetesaustralia.com.au/Donate/The Liberal Partys Guide to Getting Shit DoneHeartless Corporation2014-10-03 | Following their spectacular processing of anti-terror laws, we're proud to present to you the Liberal Party of Australia's Guide to Getting Shit Done.Stanley (A delayed response to Eminems Stan)Heartless Corporation2014-07-13 | Stanley's hitherto suppressed-from-the-public discourse with Eminem that followed the release of Eminem's hit rap single "Stan".
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Written by Lucas Heil & Thomas Overend Raelene Isbester as the Dido Substitute Lucas Heil as Stanley Thomas Overend as Eminem All voiced by Lucas HeilCompromiseHeartless Corporation2014-05-15 | It's important to have the right tools for the right job. We make new funny videos every couple of weeks. All the cool kids Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/heartlesscorporationThe Worlds Funniest JokeHeartless Corporation2014-05-05 | Subscribe: www.youtube.com/heartlesscorporation New funny videos every four seconds!Lets Not Play: Assassins Creed IV: Black FlagHeartless Corporation2014-04-11 | Today I'm not playing the PS4 game "Assassin's Creed 4". Subscribe for new comedy videos IN THE FUTURE.Original ContentHeartless Corporation2014-03-27 | Original Content breeds Original Contempt. This is what it's like to create original content for YouTube. For realsies. www.heartlesscorporation.com.au
Written by Thomas Overend and Lucas Heil.
A big thanks to Arsalan Khalid, Aimee Malpass, Nelson Gardner and Shaun Dewett for letting us crush their faces into tiny comment icons for this video.Jesus Answers Your Prayers (February 2014)Heartless Corporation2014-02-27 | Got a problem that no worldly entity can seem to solve? No worries, Jesus has returned so you can ask him via the medium of e-Prayer. Leave a prayer in the comments and subscribe to keep abreast of Jesus' latest miracles.
Music: "Dies Irae (from the Requiem Mass)" Composed by Wolfgang Armadeus Mozart Performed by the Apollo Symphony Orchestra Under license from Premiumbeat.comChristmas ManHeartless Corporation2013-12-13 | THIS IS CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE.Jesus Answers Your Prayers (October 2013)Heartless Corporation2013-10-20 | Got a problem that no worldly entity can seem to solve? No worries, Jesus has returned so you can ask him via the medium of e-Prayer. Leave a prayer in the comments and subscribe to keep abreast of Jesus' latest miracles.Jesus Answers Your Prayers (September 2013)Heartless Corporation2013-09-15 | Got a problem that no worldly entity can seem to solve? No worries, Jesus has returned so you can ask him via the medium of e-Prayer.Job InterviewsHeartless Corporation2013-09-08 | A crash course in what to do and what not to do at a job interview. Hey, that rhymes.The HousemateHeartless Corporation2013-08-30 | Based on a false story.
To use this video in a commercial player or in broadcasts, please go to video.storyful.com or email licensing@storyful.comSlutmonster and Friends - 2012 PromoHeartless Corporation2012-08-23 | http://www.slutmonster.com.au
Slutmonster and Friends is a live musical comedy featuring Heartless Corporation's Lucas Heil, Wes Gardner and Jessie Ngaio. The show won the 'Highly Commended in Comedy' award at the 2012 Melbourne Fringe Festival and was nominated for the Golden Gibbo at the 2013 Melbourne International Comedy Festival.
Don't miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the delightfully disturbing Slutmonster in its natural habitat, replete with hyper-sexual alien vegetation, unnatural arcane rites and vacuous puppet side-kicks.
Come quickly before this unique and baffling landscape is altogether spoiled by the encroaching human influence; a psychotic pervert and his long-suffering neurotic brother bumbling their way into the eye-burningly colourful heart of the wild.
There'll be snappy musical numbers, dick jokes, and a jaunty hat.
If that doesn't make you climax you're not picturing it properly.
More fun at www.lucasheil.com Twitter: @lucasheilDoing A VlogHeartless Corporation2009-12-05 | More fun at www.lucasheil.com Twitter: @lucasheil
The harsh reality of one of the world's most commonly overlooked problems - the Vlogger.
Warning: Contains excessive coarse language.Doritos ExtrasHeartless Corporation2009-05-09 | We may not have been a finalist in the Doritos "Make and Ad" competition, but gosh darn it, we're sure as hell gonna make the most of the two 30-second videos we spent so much time and effort on.
Who says we don't give value for money?
More fun at www.lucasheil.com Twitter: @lucasheilDoritos Advert Concept #2Heartless Corporation2009-05-03 | AD CONCEPT 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TduLcR9Zi0g OUTTAKES & EXTRAS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMQV5nmS_oI An entry we submitted into the Doritos Australia "You Make It, We Play It" competition. Written & Created by Lucas Heil and featuring Lucas Heil & Nelson Gardner.Doritos Advert Concept #1Heartless Corporation2009-05-03 | OUTTAKES & EXTRAS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMQV5nmS_oI AD CONCEPT 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG_-pPq2-k4 An entry we submitted into the Doritos Australia "You Make It, We Play It" competition. Concept by Jessie Ngaio, Created by Lucas Heil and Starring Nelson Gardner.I Always Get Into StuffHeartless Corporation2009-04-19 | More fun at www.lucasheil.com Twitter: @lucasheil Music Video for the song "I Always Get Into Stuff" by Australian Musical Comedy group Tripod. Video created by Heartless Corporation and was a finalist in Tripod's 2009 Idio Clips competition. Video concept by Lucas Heil, Wesley Gardner and Jessie Ngaio. Starring Nelson Gardner. Also featuring Jessie Ngaio, Wesley Gardner, Dylan Smith, Lucas Heil, Randa Helal, Nick Haniotis, Aimee Fairman, Tom Overend, Sarah Ferguson, Ko Sonnoy. Illustrationy Goodness by Jessie Ngaio.Professor Chef (M.D.)s Culinary Science Hospital - Part 2 of 2Heartless Corporation2009-03-25 | (PART 2 OF 2)
Professor Chef (M.D.) shows us a new way to prepare an old favorite.
Part 1 can be seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jf1nVRzPBIoProfessor Chef (M.D.)s Culinary Science Hospital - Part 1 of 2Heartless Corporation2009-03-24 | (PART 1 OF 2)
Professor Chef (M.D.) shows us a new way to prepare an old favorite.
Part 2 can be seen here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKfsE0FH_qcOde to My Special FriendHeartless Corporation2008-09-11 | Lucas croons.
More fun at www.lucasheil.com Twitter: @lucasheilInnovationsHeartless Corporation2008-06-26 | More fun at www.lucasheil.com Twitter: @lucasheil
Some things are best left not created.
This is one of them.StaplerHeartless Corporation2008-02-24 | Be careful what you wish for.
More fun at www.lucasheil.com Twitter: @lucasheilMontage à TroisHeartless Corporation2007-11-28 | A superliminal lightscape.
More fun at www.lucasheil.com Twitter: @lucasheilMr Conspicuous: The Man With The Plastic HatHeartless Corporation2006-07-13 | More fun at www.lucasheil.com Twitter: @lucasheil
Despite Hollywood's unrelenting insistence on making movies, there remains little doubt that the glory days of high-budget, blockbusting motion pictures are sadly long gone. Once there stood proud and majestic creations, symbols of hard work and patience, products of visionaries and dreamers. Now there just stand a few blue-screens, blemished with those who laughably pass as actors as they desperately pretend to hide from some yet-defined creation that the CG designers have been too busy being rich to concoct. Mister Conspicuous acts as testament to this sad tale. The short film is a five-minute mock-trailer, listing the accumulating errors of the movie industry as it spirals downwards to join 'Radio' and 'Jukeboxes' in the deep dark pit of forgotten leisure. It offers a lighthearted look at the darkening soul of Hollywood's suffering portfolio. Despite the trailer's repeated suggestions of highly financed action, it should be duly noted that Mister Conspicuous was made on a budget of $25 and a packet of cigarettes.
Tom Overend - Mr Conspicuous
Lucas Heil - Plastic Hat, Narrator & Voice of Cue
Michael Vansleve - Harrison
Andrew McGrath - Malcolm
Tom Wareing - Terrorist & Bodyguard
Sally Willimott - Laundry Victim & Bystander
Sam Overend - Flyer Reader
Chris McEwan - Cue
Jessie Ngaio - Voice of Laundry Victim