this ain't a diss it's nothing meant to be vicious are your mr or mrs? something in between is it? how are we meant to be list it? were you born with a missing piece that you think fits in but doesn't 'cause it never existed do you feel like nobody listens? do you feel like your body isn't like what you feel in your vision? do you feel pressure being seen as a misfit? would it ease the pain using these aliases would you like if the doc paid you a visit? and showed you a game of the rock, paper or scissors thirty three percent of a chance you'll miss it but over time that steadily increases i'm sorry dear but if you dress up like this you're gonna catch a buck shot like the rest of the deers i give a fuck not, we been messed with for years by weirdos who'd rather have us all arrested than see us in a place where we speak and it reaches your ears it's easier to mute us than it is to hear us so you're running the show, you got the circus on hold but if you wanna see the freak take a peek in the mirror
they want women to be men and men to be girls they want everything switched like the end of the world they want us to carry on like it ain't nothing wrong they're gonna hold up their guns until the whole thing's done x2
mentally ill 'cause you're mentally ill
keep chopping off your dick for tits if that's the new trend if you feel better pissing with chicks then gosh more power to you friend but quit alludin' that you didn't break into my house jumped on my couch, threw a bitch fit and and moved in life ain't easy for the boy named susan when every movement can catch a bowel movement think of the consonants we constantly losing poor alphabet ain't got room left the type to eat shit where you should put food in then go to macd's and try to sue them for not becoming too thin brain hanging off at the stem yeah screwed in but missing a screw, a dick, womb and of course tubing (fallopian) i'll surmise sorry guys but pinnochio fed you a bunch of lies there's more to a woman than what a student can do with a knife and no affeminately vocalized dude can convince me otherwise can't cancel me, i've already been cancellised! shit's way oversized, way beyond metastasized just point this sound to wherever the cancer lies they wanna depopulate, they found a popular way they put the rot in your brains, it's Orwellian the alien genophage, a chemically induced rage that'll leave you turning the page, RIP Ellen
they want women to be men and men to be girls they want everything switched like the end of the world they want us to carry on like it ain't nothing wrong they're gonna hold up their guns until the whole thing's done x2
mentally ill 'cause you're mentally ill
don't take brains to see it, there are no great leaders there are no saints either, only the paid speakers hold your head underwater, drink the whole eight litres they say it's normal to choke and you hoes believe it have you skatin' on ice 'fore the whole lake freezes wait til you get pneumonia then make you throw out your heaters oh you want something holier, you better go be with jesus nothing but here ammonia and many unknown diseases that they make in a lab, that they knowingly feed us that they put in the air, and they hope we don't see this ain't even bothered to hide their draconian features violence, nobody seems to know where it's needed we beat eachother to death over a pair of adidas instead of finding Schawb to fucking tear him to pieces i know that it's macabre, but breaking both of the knees is way less of a punishment than to tear off the penis it's viral, trying to bend my will but they never quite will 'cause everything they say is putting me to sleep Dykodin bitch! non-binary nyquil ah shit and i was next in line for the Nike deal guess i'm hopping home with no Nikes on guess i'm spitting raps with no mics on they say you write whatever you like son but the only way you're keepin them lights on is to write the right song
fuck you
they want women to be men and men to be girls they want everything switched like the end of the world they want us to carry on like it ain't nothing wrong they're gonna hold up their guns until the whole thing's done x2Da GUNT - LoyaltyJarbo The Hutt2022-12-09 | Da GUNT - Loyalty
Lyrics:
ever since the beginning you were just so different from all these women 'cause you didn't have an opinion you just did what i said in my twisted dominion you're one in a million these other motherfuckers just act like children ah they love me on the killstream but then they call me trash when i get out the building it's such a disgrace how they gotta turn round before i fuck 'em 'cause they're only nice to my face bitch you're buggin, i'm nobody's husband, i'm nothing i didn't do nothing to nobody, nothing so how the fuck did i end up in this place? guess a thumb in the butt ain't worth nothing but seven hundred and thirteen days yeah i whipped your ass like a slave then the whole world found out you were paid i needed a maid, and you had the costume mouthful of aids, that's what it cost you and i watched you break down in the courtroom ralph could no longer support you nigga fuck the retort, if you'll be my baby i'll never let them abort you
gator you're loyal and i know you want me unload those fucking balls on my face let me taste your loyalty 'cause it's sweet and salty your ass is sweet and salty gator it's sweet and salty i gotta get that loyalty
gotta get that loyalty
remember my favorite musician? he needs to be gunned down with some ammunition find whatever the fuck town he lives in pop that bitch nigga right in his kitchen hold on ralph, you ain't black can't say that to bibble, you ain't black even though i'm from memphis and they gave me an n-word pass before they put the dick in my crack i'll trade pensive cowboy for brokeback trade a ford truck for a coat rack depending on how things go i'll trade southern dingo for a mandingo i just hope that... you won't burn me like kerosene i guess that's the jealousy how they make every effort to eff with me but your job's never to question me never to mess with me and shake the pill bottle endlessly go and fetch me the hennessy i know where may keeps the edible panties and ketamine bibble it's your autistic energy to follow me to wherever nick fuentes be like a dog on a lead, but i do more than take photos of your while you sleep ha!
bibble you're loyal and i know you want me unload those black balls on my face let me taste your loyalty 'cause it's sweet and salty your ass is sweet and salty bibble it's sweet and salty mmm negro loyalty
gotta get that loyaltyDa GUNT - Suck Mah DickJarbo The Hutt2022-12-01 | Da GUNT - Suck Mah Dick
ladies and gentlemen you are now tuned in to the soothing sounds of the deep deep south aw yeah that deep mexican south them backwater blues baby so without further ado, i'd like to introduce the gunt
you were just tasked to get alice when it comes down to brass tacks there's the fact that your ass passed out while huffing them gas canisters and that sore throat, guess that's just the cannabis 'cause you didn't do jack with it didn't even jack me off (bad decisions) but coming back are flashbacks to chowing down on some fat phallace but i wouldn't do that alice, 'cause that's malice maybe you lost your balance fell and landed backwards and my thumb just happened to be where your ass was can i see the sign on a plaque that says you're dying for some crack you already got the shakes, might as well be tasting the snacks these hoodrats can see what you're charging 'fore they die from the clap like i'd fuck the puss all these local niggas lined up to tap now put your face in my lap, time for a nap guys i'm not sure what she took this bitch's mind was so blank fell asleep poking that ass to think five hours passed god damn this bitch fucking went and siphoned my gas
she sucked mah dick yeh shout out my druggie bitches when you're done banging federal snitches go ahead, suck mah dick just put your nose up in these britches let's see you deep-throat .5 inches yeah suck mah dick i stuck my fingers in, you were high on heroin are you now remembering? that you sucked mah dick
you were just tasked to get alice instead you go act callous instead you go telling that i fucking raped you and pass that as the truth that shit you said to make ripples better hope there's no footage of me sucking meth from your nipples got me speaking in riddles and my dick dripping in dribbles laid up in bed with the sniffles among these mexican devils thought i was properly hidden i moved in twenty-second got there, saw corn in my porch in less than twenty six seconds donors slowed to a trickle looking for pennies and nickels to smoke a rock (a pretty average weekend for bibble) guys my only quibble's the stench of death and pickles it's been a month bitch how the fuck am i still smelling of keffals? even my momma called me the methadone masochist and my methods have practically been perfected with practicin' use bitches who use you fascist fags should be glad for this 'cause if i'm raping drug addicts, i'll never go back to kids
to suck mah dick yeh shout out my druggie bitches when you're done banging federal snitches you can suck mah dick just put your nose up in these britches let's see you deep-throat .5 itches slut suck mah dick i stuck my fingers in, you were high on heroin are you now remembering? that you sucked mah dick
puff puff pass it and then hit the acid to drop these classics up on you bitch niggas asses you keep on fucking these niggas that glow so bright you couldn't see them with baked alaska's glasses popping uppers and downers, fucking uppers and downers straight up pounding that shit, high on the whitest of powders when i'm down on the ground, 'cause you're loose and i'm flaccid print out the photos of soph and just resume with a passion
suck mah dick yeh shout out my druggie bitches when you're done banging federal snitches you can suck mah dick just put your nose up in these britches let's see you deep-throat .5 itches yeah suck mah dick i stuck my fingers in, you were high on heroin are you now remembering? that you sucked mah dick
raped you in the fucking face didn't i?Jarbo The Hutt - You Aint Coming BackJarbo The Hutt2022-10-07 | Jarbo The Hutt - You Ain't Coming Back Produced by ToneJonez
ladies and gentlemen i'd like to thank you for bearing witness to this execution here's what's gonna happen vito you're gonna shut your fucking mouth for five seconds and listen to me can you do that vito? can you do that? shutup. play time's over
what is is vito, uhh you know, "we" is a pedo "we" as in we folks like to go and feed on the feeble or maybe "we" as in we rabid penis bandidos "we" as in we grope little kids to feed our libidos eating them cheetos, faygo and cheese dipped doritos enough weight to carry ten seasons of the kino casino keep taking them dummy checks from your deceitful latino that bounce the minute you try and get a cream cappuccino i don't wanna hear nothing from you, we ain't amigos if it was up to me, i'd toss you to the jew hating negros and send you to the same ICU amos yee goes every time they're done breaking the dude's faggotty bones so tell me that it's all blatantly jokes, dumb swine you're not funny, i seen funnier fucks on the russian frontlines your own pops couldn't help rushing to die and who coulda blamed him? turns out the punchline was his bloodline
they ain't never gonna find ya (nope, abandon hope when i send you on that) one way trip to the one who designed ya (yeah say hi to jehova and i guarantee that you'll) wanna plead but let me remind ya (don't cry, don't whine, i don't give a fuck son) you ain't coming back, i'll make sure of that
a rope would be way too easy, hang him right where the trees be i just wanna make the greasy fucking guido jew see me lure him in with the promise of fifty gigs of new CP he just shows up to greet me like i'm here handing out freebies a midget, a fucking hobbit thinks he's fit for the TV mom and dad was a dream team, ashkenazi with VD sucked off a weenie belonging to the late gandalf-ini and the kid comes out a faggot looking equally skeevy little fucks like you end up in prison drinking gallons of AIDS ridden mexican prison jism out of a fucking toilet having sex with a different fist in your ass every day of the week, if this is depressing to me, then i'm guessing it's probably exciting to you to have something other than pinecones inside of your chute chilli cheese burritos, explosive hydrogen poops dude jacking your meat to cuties ain't no sign that you're cute but i got the pedophile litmus test - put on cuties watch a reaction to seeing ten year old booty get groovy unduly the fucking faggot starts to drool through the movie started off moody, unruly now he's asking for doobie saying it's a shame that they only filmed the movie in 2D and if he'd have done it, it'd be in a jaccuzzi with nudies dude is to me, the straight up clearest case of a loonie that i've seen in my two weeks of doing god's honest duty but he's a fag and i'm adult so i know he won't do me and for sure a three hundred plus pound body can't sue me set alight the little bundle of sticks and dump his arm in the mix, then watch the flabby shit burn to a crisp now he's screaming and crying, tears never work on me put on 'the best of vivaldi' while i dismember gesualdi i got acid bases that dissolve a pedophile's body no traces i'll party to the sound of the search party, i'm sorry but
they ain't never gonna find ya i'll send you on a one way trip to the one who designed ya guarantee that you'll wanna plead but let me remind ya (don't cry, don't whine, i don't give a fuck son) you ain't coming back, i'll make sure of that
they ain't never gonna find ya (yeah i'll make sure of that) one way trip to the one who designed ya (no you ain't coming back) and you'll wanna plead but let me remind ya (kill all pedos) arrivaderci (you ain't coming back)
you bring fucking shame to the family vito it's time for you to go go to the other sideJarbo The Hutt - SO SEXIST SO RACISTJarbo The Hutt2022-09-28 | Jarbo The Hutt - SO SEXIST SO RACIST Human Replacement Therapy coming 2023
man i hate all of ya'll the same, why you dickless trolls and faggots filling up my yard again? gotta get my lawnmower, make way for a music artisan, yes i'm going out chortling i brought the rain to give this whole industry a good watering why you gotta be all up in my face, all that hollerin' when you're the ride that don't do nothing 'til somebody sticks a quarter in every day there's less of me and more of them they wanna fight but you ain't no quarterback, bitch you ain't even quartering you think you're on track? no, you ain't even on the train you're just a dog to me like a pet that's hard to train i pull the chain but fido's got such a retarded brain that he won't even bite a man just sit there and bark for change so are you fido? living life on idle, hand to the bible? are you the dog that lays down when his owner's attacked by psychos and when it's tough, are you the mutt that picks and hits the high road? if you're that faggot, then damnit i see why they called you milo i channel spirits when i lift up the pad to the biro and shit just writes itself how many sick tracks have i wrote but could it be my fault when a bunch of fans get suicidal? (no) but i guess that that's societal (yup) shift all the blame aside yo just get the beer and doritos, sit back and watch the sideshow 'cause it won't be long 'til these weirdos start going after my throat but you better watch that your neck don't get tangled in your tightrope 'cause with a voice like that no way you're going out on a high note
so racist, so sexist transphobic, you know it my music's inclusive the truth is, you're useless
so racist, so sexist transphobic, you know it my music's inclusive the truth is, you're useless
they call me white tnt while i let the adderall spill but i'm also highly agreeable when i come out of my shell you may not like what you see but don't get mad or be jeal bro you remind me of me if i had no talent of skill wish i could do what you people can do and live life, not even a clue and not be the meanest dude when i get let free in the booth even a liar with an empire of bullshit can peep what i do even a jew can say he-bruises but he's speaking the truth but i guess the premises is i'm an act... if so, never has acting as a white supremacist ever been this hype and effortless but boy you're gonna regret putting twenty times the emphasis on white when i just might be about as white as a record is i guess you'll never know if i got the right skin tone or requisite amount of foodstamps to be shittin' and pissin' where my breakfast is i just wanna get you sad fucks so sick of this rhymin' recidivist, bringing shit back to the height of niggerness sike, i'm a transgender with an agenda 'bout to spend a hundred grand on a retarded public defender, fender anything you say can offend a creature so soft and tender so any kind of motion to file will probably just end her, end her has there been some kind of wreck? have you been in a fender bender? 'cause how can someone so far right act like they're left of center? is this an actual placenta? send that shit back to sender who knows, we might just end up getting a 'sack from santa i was ben last week, then i got freaked, then i went back to brenda if you ask me, now my meat looks like its been ran through the blender i'm on that superhero shit - that's why i MC U can't wait 'til we get a new LGBTQ captain america
so racist, so sexist transphobic, you know it my music's inclusive the truth is, you're useless
so racist, so sexist transphobic, you know it my music's inclusive the truth is, you're useless
Produced by DopeBoyzMusicJarbo The Hutt - B.A.N.Jarbo The Hutt2022-09-17 | Download Links:
keffals is about as treacherous as dennis the menace is how we let these fucking peasants go and peddle their fetishes on our little kids, if we manage to settle this it won't be on no internet where they ban us and banish us the truth ministers decide when you get to speak and who listens and if you don't go their beat buddy then you finished vanished, flipping them digits, i do my due diligence but i need twenty two minutes just to get my true feelings to the pencil and the pad during any invasion, our ancestors attacked how the fuck is it all we can do is sit there and clap and watch these motherfuckers that's feeding our kids all this crap fixin’ to fix up a mix of HRT in the bath how the fuck you defending what's patently an attack? trickin' them, pickin' at children ‘til the victim is had you think ten or eleven year olds even know how to act? packaging up a tragic act and you’re passing it back RIP to anyone who couldn’t handle the flack and all this stalking and doxing? man you bitches is wack but if you swatting, then you need a fucking shiv in your back but let’s not try to act like that’s only where it’s at and that’s your only motive, and you got no reason to blank all of the internet, so let me frank denial of service is denial of the pictures attached
I got a right to have views, I have a right to offend It’s my right to defend against bitch ass niggas let’s draw the line in the sand, and bring life to the pen ‘cause we gon’ fight to the end with you bitch ass niggas
and if you tell us we ain’t allowed to get in then you can ban us again like some bitch ass niggas ‘cause when I pray i look around me for strength but nowadays I see nothing but bitch ass niggas
a nemesis you don’t really want to go head and head against going out of my mind, been a while off of my medicine if you stand for trans rights, do it with etiquette you invented some lies now that don’t make you no Edison and don’t underestimate the love of a dad when you're in bed, post-op and he's there holding your hand you got your ass botoxed, opened a trench got yourself a post-box, now the male can fit in I’m the dad trying to keep his kids away from the sin you in my shop and you didn’t use the lock to get in go and suck a cock, you and your journalist friends that’s trying to get this wick lit and make it burn at both ends respect should be earned, it ain’t just to be given you don’t respect my work, I won’t respect you as women and I ain’t mad at you.. but with that attitude, rude why should I pick a pronoun that matches you “dude” and the devil’s won, looks like keffals won I dropkick that motherfucker in my air force ones “that no ain’t no way to be treating a woman, careful son” I’m looking round this bitch like yo show me where there’s one we’re talking severed appendages, mystic percentages that you can’t even mention, it’s like this shit is contagious and I’m sorry you don’t see it but the dude’s an embarassment and his destiny is just to get sued for damages
I got a right to have views, I have a right to offend It’s my right to defend against bitch ass niggas let’s draw the line in the sand, and bring life to the pen ‘cause we gon’ fight to the end with you bitch ass niggas
and if you tell us we ain’t allowed to get in then you can ban us again like some bitch ass niggas ‘cause when I pray i look around me for strength but nowadays I see nothing but bitch ass niggas
Nothing but fucking bitches. Take back what’s yours.Da GUNT - No Woman 2 Me (feat. Notorious H.R.T)Jarbo The Hutt2022-09-08 | Download Links:
girl come out of hiding 'cause who the fuck would even go fly to ireland? when there's such a thing as epstein island where as you get as much drugs, sex and violence and we can crash there girl, that's decided and you can hit the bathtub if you can find it the bar's open now, troon drinks provided to every kid, turn 'em all into some weird crossgender hybrids am i shortsighted or does your body look like a blind first-year college student designed it? i hope they put a zipper inside it i only smash puss with a visible hymen but i'm so excited girl we can fuck rough you'll never have half as many kids as i did with all the anxiety, jacked off to your CNN shit that was just impeccable timing look at the facts dude i got my battle scars luke, you got your axe wound so to transform back would be a bad move plus if you can be a bitch, i could learn to be man too rip off the bandaid, drag your trans ass (to the ballet) then put my mayonnaise up in your man-cave that's clearly man-made but maybe go get checked 'cause it seems you're in a bad way 'cause you ain't no woman
you ain't no woman, you ain't no woman to me (forty-one, forty-two, forty-three) you ain't no woman, no woman to me you're no woman to me
some say you got wrecked son but i just want you show you love and affection now let me spread it wide for an inspection you're my kind of car crash... hit and run in that place that you ain't get wet from the cold place that you ain't never bled from that place that you often shit the bed from 'cause it was once probably part of your rectum bitch get your legs up in the air, yeah both thumbs in the rear like baked alaska's in here and we invited blaire... white and fucking sophia narwitz, let's bring back my garbage career stand with you in the clouds, fight off the flare get these bitch ass clowns the fuck out of here then take you out to the seaside for some ice cream then some creampie yeah westside to the eastside they call it troonshine, i never knew why i used to be known as the poop guy now i'm known for sticking my bone up in two guys 'cause you ain't no woman
you ain't no woman, you ain't no woman to me (forty-one, forty-two, forty-three) you ain't no woman, no woman to me you're no woman to me
beef with the farms, fucking lambs to the slaughter josh you can cancel that order how many dads that thought it was just a bath full of water ended up with a god damn man for a daughter (uh huh) ethan i know you want it, before i start talking about all of my pedophile shit (uh huh) i can hear your lips smacking a bit and it's really obvious you want to suck my dick eat my mutilated balls and the bean that don't flick if you like everything you're seeing, nigga don't trip 'cause i get a hold of pre-teens waiting for a sip way better than that simple latino called nick in a pile of kids, that's the only way that this twitter hypocrite could ever hit a lick penis or tits? how the fuck do you pick? decide quick before the good doc goes snip snip
you know you ain't no god damn woman
you ain't no woman, you ain't no woman to me you ain't no woman, ain't no woman to me you're no woman to me
you ain't!! forty one... forty one percent! you ain't no woman, ain't no woman to me no woman to me
Artwork by Cog: https://poa.st/@BackwardsInt1
Produced by DopeBoyzMuzicDa GUNT - Police Police (feat. Cognificent)Jarbo The Hutt2022-08-24 | Da GUNT - Police Police (feat. Cognificent)
i'm about as confident in the ring as a penguin is when he's flapping his wings, i think i'll pay a visit to gym, keem said i ain't made for this but i ain't lifting a weight til paypigs pay for it spend a pay check on makers and painkillers for my aches, every time i get a plane they jealous dude, what kind of world is it? where two little girls can lay out the underage date rapist? you think you'll get away with it? and i won't square up and spit then pray you get aids from it yeah i keep an out these portugrease racists made my eyes be lookin at two different places dan my face is clearly aware what a five star daze is don't ask what my weight is 'cause you would think from the way that my face hit the pavement i was weightless when a rage pig comes back like a sadist knocked the fuck out, repeat and replayed it shots to the face, popped in my anus dropped harder than the latest gunt playlist shout out to my ladies, my unwanted babies with AIDS, let's take it back to the eighties these bitches who hate me May, remember to take the shot for the rabies okay?
next time that a muthafucka steps to me to give a ragepig a hysterectomy or getting stomped on the curb like a re-release i won't cry for no po-police police the next time that a muthafucka screams suey and i'm quivering like a bitch on my god damn knees somebody please! the next time, believe i won't cry for no po police police
yeah i was assaulted by a brit bong on the way to some consensual burger king fun for a being a public figure, that's why i'm picked on either that or for my microscopic dong but the clips is out there and the topic's done ain't got no competition, no contest son this bitch is gonna have me paying child support for the rest of my life (all of six months) so tick tock, that's the sound of the clock tick tock, how much time do you figure we got? before we get a video released on tick tock with my tongue wrapped round the vicious vickers cock jarbo's probably gon' put out a hit song 'bout how i took a shit in my fucking pink thong the second i saw cog with his friend king kong diabetic socks were perfect to bring along now he's playing basketball with my skull don't i look so masterful as i fall? damnit masterson dawg answer the call what you broke now bitch? your hands or your balls? plus the whole fucking farms up in arms did he suck fuentes ballsack or nah is he just a relentless force that cannot stop riding a damn horse with no cart
the next time that a muthafucka steps to me to give a ragepig a hysterectomy or getting stomped on the curb like a re-release i won't cry for no po-police police the next time that a muthafucka screams suey and i'm quivering like a bitch on my god damn knees somebody please! but the next time, believe i won't cry for no po police bitch
come here little gunt shit, you don't scare oh yeah you're prepared 'cause you're gonna get bare solid punches to the face from dan, here's here five star days bitch, suey in the streets we're going on a gunt hunt, everyone aware as you dare to go live when you know that we're there was gonna play fair, maybe laugh and stare at your man purse and diabetic socks that you wear you got thin skin and four inch lifts you do look five foot one to me bitch watch as you bleed as you scream for police watch you spit at dan as you ask for the beats bitch i keep it one hundred! how you gonna keep it? when dan uppercuts your teeth through the ceiling thumbed your face like you thumbed faith 'cause ralph ain't gonna pay for the kids that he's made
the next time that a muthafucka steps to me to give a ragepig a hysterectomy or getting stomped on the curb like a re-release i won't cry for no po-police police the next time that a muthafucka screams suey and i'm quivering like a bitch on my god damn knees somebody please! but the next time, believe i won't cry for no po police policeDa GUNT - KINGPIN (feat. MC Jarbo)Jarbo The Hutt2022-04-09 | Da GUNT - KINGPIN ft. MC Jarbo
someone call the ambulance (chaser) where the fuck is that fucking faggot? oh hey nick rikeita! are you gonna get me out of state for being a sick revenge porn reciprocator and a tax evader nick why don't you donate a couple hundred bucks you're probably getting sick of paper you're getting sticked with greats i'm just getting sticked with papers damn look at the state, i'm a fucking bitter hater lawsuits going on in two states and all they ever say is horse rapist! fucking blaze they really don't like us nick how about you learn how to form a case? they're not just throwing punches these niggas be throwing diapers and i can't afford to fight this since they brought forward my case nick i don't like that tweet you made i don't like your evil face and fuck your legal takes, time to fornicate start crossbreeding your wife with the guy that's no more than four foot eight yeah they said i'm five foot one not after i caught that plane they said i got that brain damage (i'm probably insane) i pull my panties aside, squat on this bowling lane bitch ask me where the bathroom is again this whole fucking this is the bathroom, what was i saying? (get out bitch) hold my tongue 'fore i say some shit i can't reword a fucking massive cuck deserves a massive massacre that's right you niggas heard god damnit i shit the bed so much niggas call me hamber heard
before i get indicted, you're always invited before i get indicted, you're always invited arrest him! arrest him! (rape-it-ralph) arrest him! arrest him! (rape-it-ralph) before i get indicted, you're always invited
jesse say hi to faith, alice say hi to may no need to hide your face up in the league of rape you can call me superman but i don't go for lois lane pick the white trash ghislaine with the slowest brain i'ma cop the blame the second pod awful's slain gator and augie same, you dumb niggas all the same flamenco memenco i see now why your ass is single it's simple, your sister's in the basement screaming let me go i got no talent but i guess i've gotta talent for gassing hard but i don't mean i'll crash the car (just that you're my passenger) they love mc jarbo, 'course i wanna hear the gunt come on matt, share that shit everyone
alright man dad will never have no improvise no mission or plan to try to crowd fund feeding all these kids that he's had so where's the next one gonna be dawg, michigan man? can't be that many fat chicks who like these hicks in japan the quest to be world's best non-visiting dad the worst shit on his laptop makes even the president sad this nigga went from allah ackbar, walaikum assalam to a straight bitch that needs like eight fucking acres of land
before i get indicted, you're always invited you're always invited arrest him! arrest him! (rape-it-ralph) arrest him! arrest him! (rape-it-ralph) before i get indicted, you're always invitedDa GUNT - LAY DOWN ft. MC WarskiJarbo The Hutt2022-02-18 | Da GUNT - LAY DOWN (feat. MC Warski)
last year i trashed my car you know what? i didn't have a scratch on me but two days abroad and i end up like a living crash dummy naturally, bought me an underage broad, locals laughing at me scoffing down burger king internationally the gunt straight up started spitting raps on these bitches and the fact they can't speed english? ha! free pass for some privilege wassup my niggas, the comeback was relentless damn... it ain't just the vickers that's vicious (vicious vickers) in all my criminal ventures and misadventures came within inches of having my fucking head collapsed in the hedges they knocked my stupid ass out my skechers caught the beating that i've been needing ever since i lashed out at vickers three long days stuck in some hospital stretcher in like the smallest fucking bed that they could possibly measure doc my peripheral vision's fucked up, doc i burst my stitches doc please refresh the page so i can find out what my purse fetches what's with the laughter doc? some type of paranoid vision? am i just hearing that in my fucking head? what the fuck is this? shit all you had to do was fuck this faggot's sister just look beyond my eyes doc, ya got my ass mixed up with tipster four on one, two, two three and to the four that's the sound of sergio picking up teeth up from the floor
you want to live it up like you don't give a fuck you do whatever you want, time for you to stick 'em up you must be fuckin' buggin if you think you won't get touched now give me all your stuff you fat bitch lay down
listen you ain't welcome in azores or lisbon, not just p..p..portugal, i mean anywhere this bitch wanders safer for you buddy if you stick to the richmond projects obviously after they're d..done fixing your vision sockets dummy, did you think you were able to take my pride from me mention my family why? to get a rise from me? when you wave your people goodbye, leave your ego behind or next time there'll be two crosses right where you eyes should be you want the fame and glory, you want to sell your story 'bout how travelled for me to my own territory 'bout how you got destroyed by a shorty nah surely you can't say that so suddenly it's one against forty you want to fuck my sister? when you've covered in blisters? how the fuck can she see you? you're stuck in ICU maybe she'll visit and bring you a book that she can read you or bring the burger king, cut it up and just force feed you
yo take this burger, king bitch. rest in peace!
these dudes did a number on you, and i don't mean no number two but i bet you did when you felt the ground moving from under you what are you stupid? you walk round like you represent the US one punch and the memphis nuisance will make a mess in his new pants aw dammit it hurts, somebody get this faggot a skirt that's what a bitch would lose in a fight, never an eye always a purse so shut your mouth with all that hollerin' cussin and curse 'cause if they burst in and stole your life, they'd still get away with nothing of worth coulda been way worse could have gone to the azores yo but i'm guessing there was way more underage whores where the main tourists go man even gator's dabbing on you, shout out to the a-logs guess all the makers drink and pills finally paid off
you want to live it up like you don't give a fuck you do whatever you want, time for you to stick 'em up you must be fuckin' buggin if you think you won't get touched now give me all your stuff you fat bitch lay down
you want to live it up, like you don't give a fuck you do whatever you want, time for you to stick 'em up you must be fuckin' buggin if you think you won't get touched now give me all your stuff you fat shit STAY DOWN
Produced by SinVStyleDa GUNT - Worlds Best Dad II (DEMO)Jarbo The Hutt2022-02-05 | Da GUNT - World's Best Dad II (DEMO)
hello and welcome to uncle ralph's daycare centre please leave a review if you have a chance it would be much appreciated guess what?
son your dad's got a little dick, this everybody knows when i get a footjob it gets lost in the toes can't get a grip with this thumb in my nose i just wanna good whiff of your mom's asshole boy i hope you don't think daddy's gross 'cause i make a habit of banging farm animals but if a pig and a horse have intercourse they belong on the farms, you know how it goes while we're speaking of hard truths (your mom's loose) there's things in that poon that even the best hunters couldn't catch with a harpoon i like small tight snatch like fucking may's cartoons man i love the smell of my ex-wife that's the sound of my sex life damn it this bitch leaks more than my website fuck it, fix it with tampons and wet wipes now you got a new brother yet to be named could have been with your damn mother but that bitch is insane, i could never love her (plus your grandpa's a faggot) and i only had you just to see the man suffer yeah look little vickers, your mom's pretty ridiculous still one of the greatest dicklickers but ralph you need jesus! nah forget church, i'ma fuck a family of vicars
they say that ralph's a piece of shit father so i just say it isn't so (no it's not true) but if you put me down for another (bastard child) i'll know, believe me i'll knowICUCKKZ FT. MC JARBO - C.U.C.K. CITYJarbo The Hutt2022-01-10 | iCuckkz - C.U.C.K CITY ft. MC Jarbo
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she don't feel shit, she's got handtools but on some real shit, nothing you can do i wonder what would jack do? one night fucking some bad black dudes and she comes back covered in wack tattoos tits hanging out, fucking ass crack too dad send this bitch back to kathmandu before she moves in with the crack shack crew swallowing the spooks like pacman ooh she's got breath you can catch a contact through got a kiss like a god damn combat move i got rid of my contacts too no more glasses, i finally got lasik let me just get a good look at you like damn girl, you're actually kinda basic can't believe you said you was a nine only to find the bitch ain't even fine quit lying, you're a one point five at best same level as hila klein in a dress but i digress - can you even read between the lines? well honey my penis size is no reason to be declined 'cause heck, if even ethan ralph who's a flaming faggot about three foot five with his arms outstretched can get fucked in such a way to avoid a stretch it's not too farfetched and i'm sure you can make an exception uh.. after this mexican and the next one god damn it, i wonder what would jack do?
hot town, cucks in the city with my nigga jack murphy in cuck city been down, isn't it a pity? doesn't seem to be a shadow in cuck city bend down, and let me introduce you to a friend now and don't tell me that you're too afraid now 'cause that would be a pity welcome to cuck city
she's still sucking off black dicks while still paying the bills, she's still making them ill prostitute tactics, giving them full access to practice come get the feel of no prophalactics what that means is no glove, no rubber no plastic brother don't say you love her, you're passing you don't cuddle, you fuck her and that's it i was broke, i was helplessly hopeless with my last check, bought a couple dildos just love that feeling of plugging my hole just hope that nobody notable knows this can't fuck a bitch, then you might as well be one eight hundred bucks no refunds and as you've probably gathered i just wrote this for jack but what can i say? nigga can't rap
hot town, cucks in the city with my nigga jack murphy in cuck city it isn't getting pretty! doesn't seem to be a shadow in cuck city bend down, and let me introduce you to a friend now and don't tell me that you're too afraid now 'cause that would be a pity welcome to cuck cityDa GUNT - 5 Foot 1Jarbo The Hutt2021-11-07 | Da GUNT - 5 Foot 1
just like that, the gunt becomes the violent one five hundred pounds and five foot one nigga your ass is gonna need a bible son when the gunt becomes the violent one all these bitches like riley run so watch out 'cause you might be one second away from being finally done
dude you shake like a leaf man i'm so savage with the beef but how am i gonna eat beef sandwich with neurological damage and no teeth? really shouldn't be so embarassed i'm known to get my ass beat by a leaf of salad but riley "salad" ain't what you eat exercise to me is like fucking kyrptonite but if i don't see blood on your lip tonight negro you're gonna end up a crip tonight you joke (joke joke joke) your whole neighborhood's gonna watch your bitch ass choke (choke choke choke) if i could find my dick i'd stick that shit in your throat (throat throat throat) and now my girl is messaging me can you bring back my CP? like roll up on this fool's crib tonight this bitch wants to start wrestling me we're 'bout to make a big mess on the streets it means nothing to me just another underwear streak
just like that, the gunt becomes the violent one five hundred pounds and five foot one nigga your ass is gonna need a bible son when the gunt becomes the violent one all these bitches like riley run so watch out 'cause you might be one second away from being finally one
first day i was so hurt they pushed my face down in the dirt they said i'd be getting raped by thursday i said wait is there no other way? i can't survive among niggas so asinine that they dip my shit in gas-o-line and set my fat ass alight (for my birthday) fire up the wordplay but i can't disguise acts of crime they know that i'm not here 'cause i drink beers boxed with the cops and passed the line are you paying attention? i really have no recollection of any kind of anime porn collection that's not mine! they guys harass the whites and pack a southern fried parasite with so much dick, i go to the toilet and i'm prolapsed and paralysed from the waste down i guess no different than any other day now established that i'm a faggot but how the fuck are all these guys gay now? you ever heard of biz markie? good! well i'm skid markie and i shit myself on a six hour stream you sure you want to do this shit to me?
just like that, the gunt becomes the violent one five hundred pounds and five foot one nigga your ass is gonna need a bible son when the gunt becomes the violent one all these bitches like riley run so watch out 'cause you might be one second away from being finally done
Produced by Kaddy Beats Contains a sample of "The Shart Heard Around the World" by Ethan RalphDa GUNT - Heaven & HellJarbo The Hutt2021-06-10 | Produced by Tone Jonez
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Memphis, Tennessee straight up in this bitch da gunt... big ups to mc jarbo did someone say wait a minute matt no, should have kept my head and my cap low, now i'm just getting played like hasbro when i'm not buttfucking handicapped hoes i'm calling out your woefully insufficient level of lactose heh so THAT'S where the fat goes - look at my legs bitch ain't no circulation in those, i got them black toes listen faith, don't act like you wasn't sucking them shits like it was leo dicaprio's but i bet you think my kid's some kind of lasso that you can just throw to straight up mess with my cashflow learned a few lessons from black folk (child support) nope! collect the fees from depths of my asshole and may says... yeh i stand behind him he's a perfectly law abiding citizen who's not violent who'd never smack a bitch and force her to go into hiding lord protect this man like you protect hunter biden and faith says... where's my child support? get the fuck away from me, i'll never leave the ralph castle! like i'ma just show up at your house sorry the ralph ain't no frank hassle
i just don't care i pop pills and get high til my soul ain't there i'm trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm nowhere near fuck it, straight to hell we go i'd rather sit in this chair until i grow grey hair i'll be dead at forty five man i ain't scared trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm unprepared i guess it's straight to hell we go
you ain't never see my ass in no ring this ain't Knoxville, i just dox at will 'cause that's all i can bring no will never see my ass in no ring unless it's money laundering as the kingpin of the fucking _ ring i'm from the bible belt, i get the kids young and i got my own church matt, call it the kitchen and i ain't talking about no college kids son if they can crawl they can sure as shit run am i wrong? how did i not learn my lesson i think i'll just molest one more, slit their necks some i'll put on this song, get into the pink thong and sing along with my good friend ian miles cheong now josh says i'm wack as fuck nigga you cope boy my dick small but it works, what you need's a rope boy with your busted ass dick, why don't you stick to what you do best then go write some code boy pop called me the pilsbury dough boy this fat fuck's on pills yet he's so fucking dope boy i ask my moms every day if she's proud she's like no i'm not, you're a god damn joke boy
lord i just don't care pop pills and get high til my soul ain't there i'm trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm nowhere near fuck it, straight to hell we go i'd rather sit in this chair until i grow grey hair i'll be dead at forty five man i ain't scared trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm unprepared i guess it's straight to hell we go
i just don't care pop pills and get high til my soul ain't there court ordered deadline to pay this hoe's daycare fuck it, straight to jail we go i'd rather sit in this chair until i grow grey hair i'll be dead at forty five man i ain't scared trying to buy my way to heaven but i'm unprepared i guess it's straight to hell we goDa GUNT - You Dont Know MeJarbo The Hutt2021-01-14 | Da GUNT - You Don't Know Me Add me on Twitter: twitter.com/mcjarbo
pantsu likes f-----g kids and i do too with low iq that we pick up on youtube we take em back to the crib, back to my room and start with the brainwashing voodoo which we do til they’ve no clue who's who and what's what, and if you blowing up our spot then there's the bus stop, hope you got change if not get your ass back to the coin shop 'cause i ain't buying new shoes for you... it's me or him, you choose bitch you knew what you were getting into and i knew what i was getting into too if you want a reminder, crap doo-doo now let me introduce this pantsu dude faith don’t be rude ‘cause she looks like a dude your gut sticks out more than her teeth do no sign of remorse, bitch I’ma keep riding this course (of course) and only on the retort (tort) will you find a tortoise identifying with a horse ah bitch this ain’t the chorus (nope) I invented faggot blood sports you ain’t gotta come at me with force you just let the liver disease take its course faith don’t hate me cause you’re insane boring, plain and sure as shit ain’t got nora’s brain these bitches gotta be all the same nigga see you in court! that’s the type of shit that a god damn whore would say blablablablabla cacophony need to up your game, like my ex-wife peta-file for divorce (vorce) uh
you don’t even know me so why you tryin to (turn me back into the old me) I can’t fucking think, I need a drink! (turn me back into the old me) and now you’re stuck with me, you don’t fuck me bitch you (turn me back into the old me)
but yeh that might seem crude all those promises of being bride and groom, for nothing well that’s not quite true you won’t be the bride but you did get groomed my way or the highway threeway or the freeway, you better delay the birth til' I'm done selling these assets posting these ads to sell little Xander on ebay
oh wait hold on wait cut it i gotta check kiwi farms, see what they're saying
can't see my feet, can't see my dick can't seem to get on top of it but you can't read my lips they're too puckered with gator's semen fix motherfucker gator I dare you.... call me out motherfucker! he’s like oh ralph you’re a fucking child molesting piece of shit (but I love ya) so sit here breathing methane since mc jarbo decided to leave me that’s why I did a sex tape yo to put on on replay
you don’t even know me so why you tryin to (turn me back into the old me) I can’t fucking think, I need a drink! (turn me back into the old me) and now you’re stuck with me, you don’t fuck me bitch you (turn me back into the old me)
Contains a sample of "Bojack Horseman Theme Song" by Patrick Carney & Ralph Carney Produced by Algain BeatsDa GUNT - Worlds Best Dad (feat. MC Jarbo)Jarbo The Hutt2020-12-02 | Da GUNT - World's Best Dad ft. MC Jarbo
I’m your host ethan ralph the gunt the one and only motherfucking diabetic Richmond pimp
i've been looking for a bitch that doesn't want a big package i'm a pretty big disadvantage should have just raped a dumb bitch in an alley instead i fucking imported this bitch from cali let's be honest who the fuck else would have me? motherfucker's gotta be deaf and blind, someone that's never been happy or be out of their mind, i'm talking mentally damaged carrying around three hundred pounds of her dad's baggage no average bitch, mother fuck marriage i'll only have kids with a trashy white fat bitch who'll eat, fuck and give birth on the same mattress where my dear mom and dad did remember what the therapist man said, supress the sadness don't be scared of this fat fucking misogynist but even a bitch that's sick of dicks can hop on the gunt quick and sit on my transgender clitoris point the other way, let me sniff that ass so I can see the disappointment on your mother's face when she sees that i didn't put on a rubber hey now she's got a couple retarded grandkids on the way can’t believe she would wilfully get this fucker laid what's wrong with our god damn junkie daughter's brain? damn i wish there was another way to explain i just don't want this bitch to run away!
i'm gonna be the world's best dad kinda like the fucking dad i never had *son, you're gonna be butt fucking ugly and fat* i know for a fact 'cause i'm the world's best dad i'm gonna be the world's best dad *like a fucking million times better than matt!* you're gonna learn to be a false flagging fag (like me) ‘cause I’m the world's best dad
the doc said it was fetal alcohol syndrome all i did was feed her alcohol no more thumb in the butt, wanna murder this slut too damn weak to be a wife beater though so I’ll just leave her at home looking after the greta thunberg clone that fell the fuck out of her hole damn son from the second i saw you i knew you’ll ain’t gonna have no more than a one digit IQ that's two digits more than your fucking dad could do motherfucker I’m about to flip, I’m so mad at you shutup kid you'll be fine maybe you’ll live long enough to see your mom commit suicide god damnit faith you’re not going anywhere god damn it, I’m fucking serious bitch! get your ass in the basement, get your ass naked say it you filthy shackle whore, say it!
i'm gonna be the world's best dad kinda like the fucking dad i never had *son, you're gonna be butt fucking ugly and fat* i know for a fact 'cause i'm the world's best dad i'm gonna be the world's best dad *like a million fucking times better than matt!* you're gonna learn to be a false flagging fag (like me) 'cause i'm the world's best dad
hello? matt what's going on baby? who's this? this is ethan ralph man, what’s going on? I just figured I’d drop you a line here see how things are going
oh boy, you know you fucked up bad bitch when baked alaska's playing the gunt and the gunt's like nigga cut that crap quick and I’m thinking to myself as I my the kids in how can a faggot so fat have such thin skin? how can a guy who can't get my ass out of his head blow smoke out of his asshole like fucking tobacco have the nerve to call me a fat joke when bitch you need a fucking backhoe to get out of bed
i'm gonna be the world's best dad kinda like the fucking dad i never had *son, you're gonna be butt fucking ugly and fat* i know for a fact 'cause i'm the world's best dad
i'm gonna be the world's best dad *like a million fucking times better than matt!* you're gonna learn to be a false flagging fag (like me) 'cause i'm gonna be the world's best dad
you fuckin’ faggot!Da GUNT - Money n DrinkJarbo The Hutt2020-10-05 | Lyrics:
i'm not that fucking drunk bitch but i'll stick my fingers deep in your anus smell the filthy shit you ate at half past eight before ralph made you famous i'll put your face in the papers like a creepy fucking child rapist uncle ralph will buy you the maker's gobble your ass and then watch the lakers i hope this bitch don't get aids and end up like ade! alright now speaking of ade... gator gator gator gatorade gator i don't get this hate please explain remember that i have an alcoholic brain and you're fond of trains that's how you fuck some bitches when you only have three and half inches i just lay there motionless with my gut out fucking taking pictures til i bust a nut with a vengeance with a spare thumb in the rear entrance man i gotta stop hitting the switches 'cause my dick is red and it itches
damn right i want to eat your ass and your pussy drink your piss and eat your shit like it's so cushy ralph's got that's money and drink i got the tampons, lemons, money and drink
god damnit booberlee you fat fucking bitch if your ass ain't gonna clip my shit smell my finger suck my dick! yeah i'm still toting nora's dildos since i left her if you wanna know why... that pussy must be seventeen forever! diabetic richmond pimp passing out in the kitchen sink popping pills and sniffing shit like a drunken hick with a one inch dick from memphis bitch... kill or be killed this retarded energy still flagging the fuck out of my enemies still can't sit still nigga we got skill assholes are meant to be smelled it ain't because i'm sick nah i like my beats fucking sick and i like my hoes mentally ill and i like to catch them right when they hatch (college) can you imagine that you thought i was better than matt 'cause i did a rap, now i'm leading the pack of false flagging fags now she's searching where my microscopic fucking dick is 'cause i bought her plane tickets and if she fucking finds it give that bitch some gold stickers fuck this shit, get the camera merry christmas mister vickers!
damn right i want to eat your ass and your pussy drink your piss and eat your shit like it's so cushy ralph's got that's money and drink i got the tampons, lemons, money and drink
Instrumental Produced by DopeBoyzMuzicWiggumJarbo The Hutt2020-09-16 | Special thanks to Drumr828 for his contribution! Produced by D'Artizt
hello there folks attention! attention! we are looking for a young girl named Faith she was last seen escaping the mental ward with a bloated alcoholic faith, faith if you can hear the sound of my voice please just come home has anybody heard from fay? she's gone AWOL left her shit up on the table next to the bed with your disabled mother's drip feed cable she’s probably taking the meth to be able to forget the day you thumb raped the a-hole and that's a taste you can't wash away with mouthwash or faygo I have faith that she’s laying low maybe she ain't though, god Ralph tell me it ain't so tell me that ain't you shovelling shit having a dig, not knowing you're digging your own grave hole guards on the payroll, ey bro! shit nobody said he was an angel and banging a girl of that age don't mean shit, she ain’t (an eight year-old) but you gotta keep her entertained though bust out the makeup, soft toys and legos and take time to assemble a whole play zone up in the crack shack out of frame though, probably at an angle her phone got taken away so I guess we can’t know, gotta start sending nudes from the payphone, dude are you playing with ass or getting your ass played bro? Wiggum you better watch this I ain't used to pulling no punches, i lunge in are you captor, middle man or hostage? or all three? that’s what my hunch is do you buy tickets to j-pop concerts? mix hard liquor in all of her soft drinks? tuck her in, tell her there ain't no monsters then put your thumb in the puckering starfish bet when she’s laying unconscious you can get good strong whiff what you need is a good strong whip, maybe a drink? how about a good strong fifth? ah gator it's not true, gator it's not poo! this is something i would normally not do, let’s just fumble around with the bottle cap take a couple of tabs and then go for a nap jesus christ! I just had a bad dream ‘bout my penis size faith it was a nightmare, we were right there waiting for the erection to materialize but you had tears in your eyes guess that made me realize I probably shouldn’t be banging on top I’ll get underneath and lay still ‘til the gunt motion stop so kill the lights and queue the camera bitch look at all the streams that I killed can’t own a handgun, but damn son I’ll shoot with the thirty five mil god damn right bitch you want this thirty five mil… dick? oh shit! Gator! they tell me my eyes will probably never unsee that atrocity do-it-yourself colonoscopy how could you possibly think that was cool, do you fucks with me? triple gut motherfucker, collard greens man you owe the whole world an apology for that shameful display of coprophagy with that dirty ass backwater sodomy sordid man, honestly that's not what bothers me more like your fucked-up philosophy of copping teens who are popping the Thorazine i know shit isn't always seen like your definition of what college means got lemons? then make lemonade if you’re given women, you give women AIDS and Ralph I wonder what you’re giving faith that she would crawl back to the ball and the chain is it the dick? nay maker’s for breakfast and dinner every fucking day it can’t be that sick pay unless you trade in fucking lemons or work in the sex trade so now you’re fucked from both ends i guess you're like each other in some ways both back in the zone with no friends both addicts disowned by both parentsMC Jarbo - Better Than MeJarbo The Hutt2020-08-10 | MC Jarbo - Better Than Me Produced by MaxSky
voice identification confirmed. welcome back, captain Jarbo give me a status report certainly. since we last spoke, I have identified several weaknesses in the target. you will be working with the biggest faggots in the galaxy. your primary mission is to take down Ethan Ralph. you must not fail
hey guess who's back with gay-ops optics Matt with the cockless style you guys rock with hot shit, hutt check all the boxes engage the cuck switch, boot up the block lists guess it's time for me to be redeemed Ralph's sticking his ween in barely legal teen so assemble a team, we got a stream to kill into the Greasemobile, let's make Ethan scream we’re really headed for the win son with gay op-timus prime and godwinson so let's see if we can dig some shit up and if we can’t, fuck it invent some look at this child so innocent kid's gone missing and dad's probably out of his mind are you listening? big bad Ralph’s looking out for fucking meth-headed kids to be jizzing in that fucking sham of a marriage no kids? was the last woman damaged? there’s loads of college kids up om campus that you can trap and drag back to the mattress the old man wouldn't have this let Matt give you some practical tactics send her to me and just like magic watch her come back with a sack full of black kids how are you keeping them silent? with a punch to the eyelid, or with a knife like I did? welcome to club Biden if it ain't got no training wheels, we ain't ridin’ now the take-downs are getting faster man I never thought the student would become the master caught a lot of flack 'cause I flagged down Fatsmas but bitch you got more fucking flags than an atlas
so this little spic Dame put you on the block list but can't do it better than me I heard this motherfucker Ethan Ralph wants to **** little kids but he can't do it better than me nowadays everyone is a false flagging faggot it's tragic, even if you on some payoff shit, I'm on some gay op shit no buddy, you’ll never do it better than me
god damn it! I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs baby back pussy and baby back tits but her dad wants his baby back quick so maybe quit it, you fat fucking idiot if it's between a fat pill popping maker’s sipping hick who just doesn't know when he's beat choose the pretentious fag who's only talent’s being able to spread the fuck out of his cheeks but Matt, would you date an eighteen year old? no! not unless she's got a four year old bro not unless she can produce a GoPro and we can go home and film with no clothes if that's the case then we'll split the load could that be the reason you randomly phoned? if church is to me what college is to you why pour gasoline and leave all the clues? Warski... i'm just letting you know that the CP you own, you got no right to show that shit's my fucking COPYRIGHT you know sounds like you want another Knoxville fight you hoe yeah, you’re out of luck now 'cause it's cool to be the cuck now, ain't nobody give a flying fuck now, man fuck that wheelchair shit dawg, your man’s got a truck now and pesos, fuck happened to you? and how the fuck did you become such a tool? guess your true colors starting to show through and it's the color of a Jew
so this little spic Dame put you on the block list but can't do it better than me I heard this motherfucker Ethan Ralph wants to **** little kids but he can't do it better than me nowadays everyone is a false flagging faggot it's tragic, you open your mouth and you’ve had it we’re all on our own gay ops shit nope buddy, you'll never do it better than me
maybe he ain't no better than me no he ain't no better than me
I am detecting multiple incoming take-downs from all quadrants… the flagging faggots are rapidly mobilizing…. formulating new gay ops countermeasures… warning. your chance of survival are now 0% goodbye commanderBlack History Month - A Matt Jarbo RetellingJarbo The Hutt2020-07-10 | Follow me on social media: Twitter: twitter.com/mcjarbo
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In the meantime, enjoy this low effort compilation of all my favorite clips, sketches and jokes from The Honest Matt Show, in no particular order.
P.S. I'm overwhelmed by the number of people who have shown me support and bought the album. You guys are fucking incredible and I love you all. Thank you!iCuckkz - Only Fans (Damage)Jarbo The Hutt2020-04-17 | iCuckkz - Only Fans (Damage) Instrumental by Kontrabandz
i love my girl, love my girl so fucking bad i let her squeeze her tits for fifty cents, i don't get mad i just have some mommy issues, she has problems with her dad so i grab the box of tissues, say hello there mister hand oh man... totally familiar with masturbation from dudes who are fascinated by cam whores living with a cancer patient the shit's pretty basic, you just gotta fucking embrace it and be the man of the house, for example listen to this shit i'm facing no more kissing without first asking for permission ian! get yo bitch ass in that kitchen ian, listen ian! she's always on only fans so i bought a gold subscription so i could see how much of her pussy, tits and ass i'm missing oh my gosh, i love my girl so fucking bad but why she spread her legs and take this dick inside of our bed? what the fuck? you know what? i've seen enough of that crap time to file a DMCA, hey just call me Mundane Matt
damn bitch, look at all this damage mmm only fans bitch, catch my bitch on only fucking fans drop your pants bitch, scoop your dick inside your fucking hands, quick iCuckkz gives not a shit you nut over his stupid bitch only fans hit the switch, grab your wallet, click click click get the camera, click click click, out come the di..dick pics i respect the trick trick tricks, love my bitch (much respect) all she's doing is showing her tits so dudes out there can lick lick lick
lick your smartphone, lick your laptop lick your fingers, yeah it figures that she licks this nigga's black cock ian, ain't you meant to be some kind of cop? 'cause from what i'm seeing, you ain't protecting fucking jack squat so for the next content cop, my girl'll piss inside of a cup and i'll drink it up like a good little cuck (yummy), delicious mommy mommy i love my bitch but she's gotta earn her own fucking money yeah i'll give you a kiss mwah, now take everything from me! being a pathetic beta male, it's not easy but as long as she's charging me for that puss, my girl will never leave me (never) think i'm lying? don't believe me? not sure she enjoys being with a fucking half blind bald-headed faggot in a beanie yes i could probably learn a thing or two from leafy like when it's time to fuck off, permanently 'cause all i do is repeat if you got a weak chin, get the fuck out of that ring i'll leave the bitch everything, go to the store and buy a ring
god damn bitch, look at all this damage only fans bitch, catch my bitch on only fucking fans drop your pants bitch, scoop your dick inside your fucking hands, quick iCuckkz gives not a shit you nut over his stupid bitch only fans hit the switch, grab your wallet, click click click get the camera, click click click, out come the di..dick pics i respect the trick trick tricks, pay the price (respect) all she does is show her tits so dudes out there can ji..ji.. jizz
oh!
and i don't mind. because quite frankly i'm a fucking degenerate piece of shit i don't care, fuck it
ian, idubbbz! you a beta! whaat?! you beyond simp!MC Jarbo - Uber EatsJarbo The Hutt2020-04-03 | MC Jarbo - Uber Eats Produced by D'Artizt
Uber Eats, I gotta delivery for you let’s see here… mmmm damn girl it smells like ass, tastes like ass if it was me, I’d probably throw that shit straight in the trash if it was me son, i’d be my-rooming them, like give me a fucking refund like shit this ain’t what I ordered, I ain’t eating this! I ain’t Ethan! this shit looks half eaten, even this sauce this looks suspiciously like semen, like twenty dicks have been beaten to an incredibly satisfying completion it used to be at the weekend but that we’re quarantining I’ve just fucked up every single freaking meal in Washington state this evening by adding this spicy seasoning and a couple extra ingredients if you don’t like it… you can go wait in a queue full of sick motherfuckers and jews that escaped from the zoo you can do that, or I can just bring it straight to you uber eats bitch!
baby it’s the weekend, I know that you freakin’ want to get some food up inside you girl but if I’m a little bit late, that don’t mean I beat my meat inside of your Uber Eats
while you’re locked in the house… I’m locked out of mine (crap) matt, you can come right back the second you stop being such a lying fag she says the second you stop lying back and masturbating while playing minecraft, then you can have your life back and you might not even believe this, it’s a secret so just keep it between us but I love spreading diseases I frequently nut on your f’in pizzas and I’m not even bring facetious son, trust me there’s more than just jizz covered chicken breast pieces, smeared in feces and if you look a little bit closer, you’ll see that chucked in with your fucking chucky cheese there’s hands feet and… jesus something resembling a human fetus! what the fuck does it mean? It’s still a mystery but at least it’s brought right to your door by the world’s biggest defeatist matt jarbo, whatever it is didn’t come from my penis don’t look at it in the eyes, just fucking eat it
baby it’s the weekend, I know that you freakin’ want to get some food up inside you girl but if I’m a little bit late, that don’t mean I beat my meat inside of your Uber Eats
let’s be real for a second if Tyrone paid rent, I guess these bills would get paid and I wouldn’t have to dispose of so many of his children this way or expose myself to sickness today there’s no fucking mask in the world that will comfortably fit this triple-chinned face and I wouldn’t have invested all of my money in ripple and cake true that my girl’s processing dick after dick every day and I wouldn’t be driving around town for ten dollars a month like an idiot in the middle of the fucking bubonic plague game over, whether it’s corona, anus aids or ebola they’ll probably find me holed up in a coma, in the back of my own car… paramedics pulling me out like some kind of diabetic three hundred and fifty pound boulder it is what it is!
baby it’s the weekend, I know that you freakin’ want to get some food up inside you girl but if I’m a little bit late, that don’t mean I beat my meat inside of your Uber Eats
you know what I mean? if you're still waiting for your Uber Eats, yeah you're gonna want to call back and get a different driver. that shit is fucked up. eat that shit at your own risk.MC Jarbo - Steam Cleaner (feat. Sargon of Akkad)Jarbo The Hutt2020-03-27 | MC Jarbo - Steam Cleaner (feat. Sargon of Akkad) Instrumental by Block4ear
crack smoke, nigger rum and coke in my home, usually there's about a hundred folks and one fat chode, with a dumb-ass show but they ain't here to see Matt no more, one of them's squeezing my girl's left titty one of them's travelling to g-spot city one of them's got his hand way up in her shitty one of them's sticking twenty five inch in me do i care? no, i'm a degenerate cuck look at these black gentlemen ramming their black genitals in my butt, i still got medical problems from when metokur dropped the ballad of the hut nigga what, am i just supposed to sit here and watch the damn sasquatch put his fat lips to her crotch ugh fuckin' black bastard he's having a munch, she's like faster but if that's what she wants then that's what she wants a couple of niggas for fun, tribalistic and dumb a little bit of tongue clean up from me when it's time of the month i guess that's why she calls me a blood sucking cunt i just do what she says, sit at the foot of the bed while she's giving some magnificent head to Ed she's got her headphones on legs wide open getting off listening to Jarbo the Hutt he's getting ready to nut, i'm getting ready to wipe clean it's probably be gonna be in her snatch most likely but it might be, in her mouth or her feet Tyrone going for a world record release
i love the way you look and the way you smell the way you shake that shit, girl make it swell from the way you you walking, yeah i can tell that you've been spreading that puss for somebody else
so fuck that nigger, fuck that nigger lick his asshole, make his dick get bigger baby fuck that nigger, cuck this fat nigger and get two fucking kids out of that nigger
always the girlfriend, but never the wife now she's sending me out, knowing i'll get coronavirus and die dumb faggot, get out there and just socialize and start spreading that shit, yeah spread your lies god damn matt, why don't you realize even J Christ wants to put an end to your life his job is to get in between these thighs your job is deliver that egg fried rice and shut your fat diabetic mouth only open it up when you know what you're talking about do you know how p...p.. pathetic you sound? damn i'm out of rubbers, why don't you walk into town i got an african at one, puerto rican at two your next kid will probably be a mix of the two he might come out one third mexican too the most traumatized kids in the school your daddy's nothing but a spineless bitch terrified of vaginas... giving me nightmares as i was about to sleep then tyrone let out the fucking beast
i love the way you look and the way you smell the way you shake that shit, girl make it swell from the way you you walking, yeah i can tell that you've been spreading that puss for somebody else
so fuck that nigger, fuck that nigger lick his asshole, make his dick get bigger baby fuck that nigger, fuck a white nigger how about a twenty five percent nigger?
it's time to bust out the steam cleaner!QuranavirusJarbo The Hutt2020-03-10 | Stop censoring comedy. If you push, we WILL push back.
psychopathic offenders may be rapists, child molesters, sadists or any type of sex offender Matt has a pervasive lack of responsibility as well as a lack of attachment to other people
under cover of darkness, i'm sitting in the parking lot of a target trying to get a fix on a target, one or two kids we'll start with last week it was k-mart, never go far, i stick to the same parts don't need shades or a toupee, i just waddle straight to the bluray section, with a star wars trench coat to disguise the erection trying to avoid any kind of attention, full of tension, not to mention this black security guard behind me, shit don't mind me, i ain't insidious i'm just recording a video for the five idiots still subscribed to me but you look like you haven't seen, a middle aged man with his hand in his jeans i'm here like every week, now all of a sudden, you say I’m a creep? so i really don't know what you mean, i ain't doing nothing obscene just reading kids magazines and flicking my bean and picking up sweets and acting a fool in between hold on a minute, shouldn't you be, fucking my bitch as we speak? slapping your dick on her feet? busting a nut on her beak and spreading your seed well you can meet her at three, this is the number, this is the street time for some skeet skeet, she’s in desperate need of financial security hey kid now that he’s gone, do you wanna have some “Hansen” fun? you might be luck, yup bitch i gotta whole fucking ice cream truck yup, let's step outside, let's go for a ride get the fuck inside, there's your mom wave bye bye, bye bye!
you ain’t fooling nobody motherfucker, I know you into that shit I know a couple of dudes that might just do something to you like what you did to that kid wily fuck, ain’t nobody thinking this ignorant pig is a dangerous sick in the head individual but if you… let your kids around this motherfucker, you’ll never see them again ice cream truck
Matt describes behaviour that puts him in the category of power over control rapist
walmart, target bestbuy, target from K-mart to target just get in the ice cream truck bitch
ice cream truck, where you ain’t gonna get drugged and you ain’t gonna get fucked, and you ain’t gonna wake up, with a roll of duct tape and a flashlight up in your butt if you want a chance of seeing your mommy, throw your pants right on me kid don’t worry, we’re both just taking a trip right down to the quarry but let me tell you story, and I’m sorry but it’s god awfully gory I could never get laid, went church to pray… god offered me glory got off (no one saw me) sweet dude, no more need to feel salty there’s no need to act ballsy, put on some cartoon network and go balls deep hey kid, now we’ve arrived, look there’s no one around for miles take this shovel and dig, you’re bound to find some pokemon in that pit but mind you don’t slip, oops looks like you tripped and fell in it I guess my story begins the second that your story ends
you ain’t fooling nobody motherfucker, I know you into that shit I know a couple of dudes that might just do something to you like what you did to that kid wily fuck, ain’t nobody thinking this ignorant pig is a dangerous sick in the head individual but if you… let your kids around this motherfucker, you’ll never see them againMC Jarbo - Fuck em Dead II (feat. Lakembra)Jarbo The Hutt2020-02-11 | MC Jarbo - Fuck 'em Dead II (feat. Lakembra) Instrumental produced by Bolger twitter.com/bogerondatrack?lang=en
hey what's going on everyone, I’m Matt although pretty much everyone I know just calls me “faggot” i really don't understand it, people are still mad but didn't you see me rebranding? matt’s turning a new leaf man but I guess people are pissed, guess having a dead channel with a sub count falling into the freaking abyss for like a year straight, and still bleeding, well it's not enough punishment for being this full of shit but I'm still flagging, and a result I’m still bagging your groceries on my Walmart weekend shift it fucking sucks but it has to be done and at least now I’m giving people what they actually want scrubbing the carpet, still cleaning the toilets still putting out garbage, still nobody’s watching (three buck theater) I don't even have an opinion, you couldn't pay me to be honest if honesty was worth three million donuts.. but I’m resilient at least when it comes to fat shaming and raising a bunch of fucking black children that will probably grow up and shoot me in back, ‘til then I’ll just be a cockless diabetic hypocrite talk shit, eh… I’ll add you to the block list and then I’ll bring about the fucking false flagpocalypse you see whenever I’m near, there's a pretty good chance your critique will mysteriously disappear, poof!
I flag, flag motherfuckers, flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead that's what I do, seven days a week, flag motherfuckers, flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead I flag, flag motherfuckers, flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead that's what i do dawg, demonetize motherfuckers so shut your trap before I flag you too
they say you don't know what you have ‘til it's gone I used to have some kind of appeal, now I appeal to no one I used to have a great time, now I never have fun I used to wash every day, now it's five days a month I used to be in shape, now I just have a head like a thumb I used to get laid, now I get the bed when she’s done used to have two cars in the drive, now I have one used to have two kids that were mine and now I have none used to get paid and stack g's, now i gotta open up these ass cheeks to pay the producers for these fat beats apart from the fucking black meat, I’m getting used to eating exactly the same shit that the cats eat siphoning some gasoline, just to buy some vaseline and a bunch of enemas from the local Wallgreens but I can’t do it without some piece of shit asshole standing there, yelling out wait a minute, Matt no!
I flag, flag motherfuckers, flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead that's what I do, seven days a week, flag motherfuckers, just flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead I flag, flag motherfuckers, flag motherfuckers and fuck em dead that's what i do dawg, demonetize motherfuckers so shut your trap before i flag you too
so you block 'em and flag 'em, take out a hit out on these kids fuck em right? wait, no not the kids, Matt please I'm talking about the haters, Gator and Metokur, Ralph, Pesos and Dick they talk shit and you take 'em out with a click grip, squeeze the trigger, like you squeeze the cum outta [niggas] eager to spill the blood you take the shot and pray that you hit 'em shit, I think you might be getting a taste for the life take the knife, do 'em right, in the back, like a ki- like a cuck, you know what? maybe it's better if I don't say too much wouldn't want to end up on a watch list now ADL got this and this song is now blocked in over 88 countries and Rabbi Jarbo's got his thumb on the button like Stalin, he'll make your channel disappear like it's nothing this semaphoric war is all that he has left anymore so be warned, he'll treat your channels like he does a newborn and just fuck 'em I flag, flag motherfuckers, flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead that's what I do, seven days a week, flag motherfuckers, just flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead
aww shit! I flag, flag motherfuckers, flag motherfuckers and fuck ‘em dead that's what i do dawg, demonetize motherfuckers so shut your trap before I flag you tooNagger (stop that naggin)Jarbo The Hutt2020-01-10 | Don't you just hate people who nag?! Quit your nagging!
► Music Credit: Last Ride Home - Magnus Ringblom Quartet Link: https://play.google.com/music/preview...
► Music Credit: SUNDANCE Track Name: "Perséphone - Retro Funky (SUNDANCE remix)" Music By: SUNDANCE @ soundcloud.com/sundancemusic The SUNDANCE Official Website is HERE - http://lefthandmusic.fr/ Follow SUNDANCE on BandCamp: sundancemusic.bandcamp.com License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0)My Gift To YouJarbo The Hutt2020-01-10 | I do what I do to make you laugh and smile. And forget your problems for a minute or two.
Chronicles of a Cuck coming early 2020
Follow me on Twitter to keep up to date with my progress on the lead up to release: twitter.com/honestmatt1MC Jarbo - My Girlfriends Daughter ft. Ethan RalphJarbo The Hutt2020-01-09 | Lyrics and arrangement by Jarbo the Hutt Guest starring vocals by Ethan Ralph twitter.com/theralphretort
Dear Ralph, I sent you a message but you still ain't callin’ left my skype, twitter and discord here at the bottom that one time you got kicked off Discord last autumn… there probably was a problem with the servers or something (wink wink) when motherfuckers say shit, I usually block them fuck it, why not? But this time, it’s a pretty big problem my girlfriend's pregnant too, I’m going to be a father no I’m kidding… it’s just my girlfriend’s daughter I heard your channel was banned , I’m sorry dude I had a friend who killed himself … it’s just a shame that it wasn’t you And I know you hear this every day, but I’m the biggest fag I even flagged your fat ass where you said nothing bad I flagged all of your posters and subscribers man [fuck em] Why the fuck you think I keep so many fucking tabs [open] Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, the biggest fag… this is Matt
[Chorus]
Dear Ralph, you still haven't called, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fags if you didn't want to talk to me on the Killstream… you didn't have to but did you have to tell my kid that daddy was a black dude? she’s only two years old - we listened to your bullshit show for like four hours, and you just said NOOOOO! that's pretty shitty man, I’m like her fucking idol she wants to be just like me man - she gets more views than I do let’s be real – I’m nothing like you, I think I’m just an autistic character or have a tremendously low IQ dumb as fuck, but flagging helps when I’m depressed I even got a tattoo of Tyrone on my breast and I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds like my faggot friend Kraut… excessive faggotry you gotta call me Ralph, I'm the biggest cuck you'll ever lose sincerely yours—PS… we should buy some Ripple too
[Chorus]
dear Matt, i meant to write you sooner but I just been busy I heard your girl's banging vagrants now, how far gone is she? i'm really glad we found out that your daughter's black and here's an autograph for her father - he's probably upstairs in the sack you're welcome to come back to the show, we really miss you don't think i leaked your shit intentionally just to diss you but what's this shit you said about them being your fucking kids dude? come on Matt, how much of a lying cuck is you? you got some issues Matt, I think you need some counselling to keep your ass from flagging when she's on his dick bouncing and what's that shit about ya'll sleeping together? that type of shit'll make me think she ain't touched your penis forever i really think what ya'll need is a babysitter so maybe you're just there to feed her litter i hope you get to read this letter, i just hope it reaches you on time 'cause you blocked me on Twitter, the Killstream's doing just fine so stop being bitter and quit being a fucking fag why are you so mad? try to understand, it's fine if you're not the dad I just don't want you to do some crazy shit I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick this dude was in church and shot himself in the face with a crucifix in his hand and boulders up to his waist and then the reverend found a tape, but it didn't say who it was to come to think about it, his name was... it was youMC Jarbo - Let Me Be Your DadJarbo The Hutt2020-01-05 | Instrumental produced by Frenzy Frenchy Lyrics and arrangement by Jarbo the Hutt
From the upcoming MC Jarbo LP - Chronicles of a Cuck
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Lyrics:
hey, you might not understand this yet but in many ways, we’re very, very different people and I’m not gonna lie… you’re probably gonna start noticing this more and more as you grow up but look listen, this is what I want to say, and I really want you to understand this mommy and daddy love you so much. so damn much. and of course, I love you too!
verse 1
tommorow, we're gonna take a trip right down to the shooting range and you're gonna learn to fire a gun and improve your aim sooner or later, you'll be able to shoot all kinds of things you'll be poppin' brains, running away with a dollar pocket change quit hootin' and hollerin' babe, does your diaper need a change? are you feeling strange? you don't got no need to feel ashamed did somebody say something? something that might have been gross like how the fuck are you black, with both folks whiter than ghosts or maybe you've exposed to some black culture and so now wondering why we don't choke hoes in the Jarbo household well let me tell you how it goes, but don’t get mad at me when you learn that your mom's a ho, naturally I’m tired of trying to get close see your mom's legs were, well... much wider than most much wider than most, that bitch was fucking coast to coast she had people lining up to bust inside of her holes busting inside of her holes, busting like there was no tommorow but I guess at the end of the day, that’s just the way you were made that’s just the way I was played and if you really wanna know, your real dad's locked in a cage but your replacement daddy's free range
chorus
darling hold my hand i know he’s not here but baby don't be sad cause it don't matter to me if you're white or black as long as i can be your dad cause i can be your dad please let me your dad!
verse 2
tomorrow, we're gonna take a trip right down to KFC and you're gonna learn to love the only meat you'll ever eat and you’re gonna be as black as can be, I want to see that fat ass hanging over the seat by at least three fucking feet so while you're under my roof, just do everything that i do girl it's cool not to like school, with your busted ass IQ have five kids with different dudes but BEFORE you leave middle school get the shit beat out of you, find some way to blame a white dude only eat if it’s fried food, only drink if it’s high proof keep a loaded gun beside you and never ever try to find truth they’ll never, ever hire you, it's their fault you've been lied to it's the jews, they control you - they control everything in my room!
chorus
darling hold my hand i know he’s not here but baby don't be sad cause it don't matter to me if you're white or black as long as i can be your dad cause i can be your dadMC Jarbo - Fucked Yo Girl! ft. Tyrone & Dame PesosJarbo The Hutt2019-12-21 | Instrumental produced by Hido twitter.com/hedonisticmgmt Lyrics & composition by MC Jarbo
I wasn't going to release this yet because at this pace there won't be any songs to release when the LP comes out but fuck it! Merry Christmas everyone!!
Lyrics:
i got new kicks on, straight up out the door, fresh as fuck smelling a million bucks, turning heads in my best clothes ya see shawty, i'ma go jihadi if i don't explode inside of a thick ho's body tonight, tonight i'm finna expose all of myself to her, do a trademark sex pose and have her down at my knees, i seize her attention with these chocolate nuts but no red rose but i'm in the black, got my tracks, got my stacks gonna lay you on your back 'cause i'm a jackal in the sack gonna slap you on your ass, leave it stamped with this hand print 'cause girl you can fix a pretty fucking mean sandwich i don't know what your man did, but he's a a man bitch girl lock up the cats, let's go camping you know... pitch a tent - you can bring the damn kids 'cause they need a first hand glimpse of what a man is one that isn't afraid of getting laid with a face lookin' like he just ate a gallon of mayonnaise bitch made, and don't get paid and won't leave his gaming man cave for days do you copy? girl you know that you got lucky that dumb dummy you called a man ain't got nothing on me so while he's nutting all over the mandalorian i'll be manhandling his whore again in oregon that's why she call me at night ho hardly ever leave me alone though, damn bro she so naughty 'cause she want me to come almost constantly she so cum hungry, she want it all from me but i'ma take it to a whole 'nother level work on your thighs and your toes and your navel i'm the first man to make your pour honey on the table if you're able, i'll make the cooch gush like a burst main tornado, so put on your halo get down on your knees, give me worship fellatio but really all i want to do is lay low until your man come home, so i can just open the door and say MATT!
chorus
i just fucked yo girl tonight (tonight) and came inside her! i just fucked yo girl tonight (tonight) so step aside yeah! i just fucked yo girl tonight (tonight) i lit the fire! i just blew her fucking mind 'cause i'm her one desire!
i just fucked yo girl tonight (tonight) and came inside her! Pesos... just fucked yo girl tonight, so step aside yeah! Jesse Lee Peterson... just fucked yo girl tonight (BETA!) i lit the fire! i just blew her fucking mind 'cause i'm her one desire!
feliz navidad! feliz navidad! mundane matt is a pedophile i want to wish you a merry christmas i want to wish a merry christmas mundane matt is going to jail to get r*ped like he r*pes the baby!
i want to wish you a merry christmas i want to wish a merry christmas mundane matt is going to jail to get r*ped like he r*pes the baby!
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Also includes a sample of "Retro Funky" by Persephone. Lyrics and arrangement by Jarbo the Hutt
she sat in the corner with me, every Sunday she would kneel for the priest I would wait ‘til everyone leave, then I’d get down and smell her seat twelve years old, never thought nothing of her ‘til she told me she had finally started her flow, I was like woah I didn’t know bleeding could be so sensual bro I started making some sexual jokes, yeah let’s get down to business she just wanted some kids quick and I noticed that she was developing big tits nice day, isn’t it? are you looking forward to the next church picnic? you’re just a little bit old for my taste but I guess preschool age is a bit optimistic she wanted my seed, and I really wanted to see what she looked like with lipstick so I took the rohypnol, mixed it with bleach - straight in her gravy and biscuit and I know that you’re gagged and you can’t talk now, so you can just do all the listening this isn’t rape, this is great, you sit there let me just give you this jizzin' but I just wasn’t ready, there was nothing but blanks in the tank so I grabbed a machete, turned her into spaghetti… rest in peace betty and i thought to myself as i stood there covered in tears man this sounds like some shit i'll probably be lying about in a couple of years
chorus go, go with jesus, with jesus matt you’re just a beta male!
verse 2
Mundanematt … shut the hell up! Listen to me matt you’re just a beta male, but don’t hate yourself for it if you truly believe in Jesus, truly believe in God take the blame yourself matt… maybe you should get a job stop being mad at that woman, it's all your fault (beta male) are you close to your father? (not really) Does he even return your calls? how is it her fault your dick don't work, you're so weak now she’s addicted to the sweet taste of African American meat matt you been exposed, both of your kids are really Tyrone’s beta male! what kind of a grown adult is sitting round home and doing nothing but picking up boulders, putting pictures of children in folders (I didn’t do anything!) stop lying idiot, I’m in the zone what kind of man can’t even control the type of dick that she stick in her hole jesse peterson about seventy years old and I still break in your home to feed her the bone! baby you are something else… matt your woman is AMAZIN’! but you uh uh, you gotta go if you truly believe in jesus, truly believe in god take a hold of this gun, put it to your head… deliver yourself to the lord you fat bitch. get outta here motherfucker!
chorus x2 go, go with jesus, with jesus matt you’re just a beta male!
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Didn't go quite as planned but we learned a few things!
► Music Credit: Last Ride Home - Magnus Ringblom Quartet Link: https://play.google.com/music/preview...
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Music promoted by NCM goo.gl/fh3rEJMatt Jarbos Made 4 KidsJarbo The Hutt2019-11-22 | Made 4 Kids is a brand new show where Matt Jarbo does his best to explain complicated questions in a way today's kids can understand.
Today's questions are:
What is a "faggot"? What is "No Nut November"?MC Jarbo - AliensJarbo The Hutt2019-10-29 | MC Jarbo - Aliens Instrumental by Frenzy Frenchy
Lyrics and arrangement by Jarbo the Hutt
dick masterson made a video about me dame pesos had a video about me well guess what? i made a beautiful song about you... aliens
[verse 1]
uh let's talk about mexicans, filthy fucking savages they've come to steal your packages and inflict aggravated damages it's getting so hazardous with these rates, i don't know what the average is for rape, probably as high as the number of underage mexican marriages as tragic as it may seem, they're just keeping up with tradition keeping up with religion, keeping their children up in the missionary position - until you've had a whole lot of **** to jizz in listen, you still don't know what the fuck you've been missing i mean i don't know this from personal experience or anything, just guessing (kidding)... maybe that's why pesos sounds like a kid, visceral memories of fourteen thousand of them sitting on his dick "faggot" doesn't offend me, it's actually pretty good english coming from a spic dawg, shouldn't you be outside dawg? picking whatever the fuck you pick dawg, ooo that ain't right dawg, now i'm going to have to get my whip dawg, that's not a car i don't mean a vehicle... sit dawg after all, wouldn't want to make a beaner fearful let's talk about mexicans and all those shitty states next to them but hey, mexico or chile, it's all the same kind of shit dawg i don't care that you have resort to twenty pesos a day from your moms - i ain't givin' you shit dawg
[chorus]
i don't know why you don't know to me you're just a bunch of motherfucking animals i don't know why you don't know to me you're just a bunch of motherfucking aliens i don't know why you don't know... you belong to mexico
[verse 2]
uh let's talk about mexicans - the ones that show so much negligence the type of dick to swipe a bitch just to say they had sex with them this guy calls you a cuck, pizza the hut, says that i sucks dick you really think that i give one percent of a fuck? well listen up, dick you might be worth twenty two thousand dollars a month but psychopath, i think i did the math... yeah that's a lot of tax why are you running your mouth? running up to me and giving me hugs at vidcon embarassing me in front of my friends while trying to get rid of this bitcoin let's talk about mexicans that stink of ass crack whenever you stand next to them i ain't getting laughed at by a man whose forehead look like an accident stay out of my business, don't fuck around with this white dude stay out of the business between me and the people i've lied to (motherfucker)
[chorus]
i don't know why you don't know to me you're just a bunch of motherfucking animals i don't know why you don't know to me you're just a bunch of motherfucking aliens i don't know why you don't know... you belong to mexicoMC Jarbo - Ill Be Honest ft. TyroneJarbo The Hutt2019-10-05 | MC Jarbo - I'll be Honest ft. Tyrone Instrumental - Julian Avila - Elevator Music - soundcloud.com/julian_avila/elevatormusic Lyrics and arrangement by Jarbo the Hutt
fuck cheeseburgers and shit, KFC nigga, please nothing beats macaroni and cheese sliced hot dogs in a pan, sweet as can be man i love all these autistic recipes from these backwards stupid motherfuckers in my discord chat but Matt, how you gonna diss your friends like that? are you really this dumb? dumb enough to let them record my ass for like the last six months you know what i really hate? my dick won't elevate, and i'm not even thirty eight my gut's in the way, tired every day of hearing my girl fucking the entire NBA dude, what are you gonna do next? she's way past having unprotected sex guess i'll be bringing up somebody's rejected kids (Tyrone) cleaning up somebody's ejected jizz (Tyrone) bunch of black guys standing outside (Tyrone) ninety one African dongs in sight and i'm hiding under the fucking bed, beating my bone from a safe space, i don't wanna be meeting Tyrone face to face, in case i get a punch to the head like when i said he should be paying at least some of the rent uh Tyrone, are we good? are we good? oh god no! SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!
chorus x2
i'm not gonna lie, not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie, not gonna lie i'll be honest with you guys (stop lying to me) stop lying to me
verse 2
my channel is dead as they come, only people on it are there to call me a fat fucking faggot in the comments Ethan Ralph is always calling me dishonest maybe that's because he's nothing but a redneck alcoholic Pesos is just a Mexican midget on his leash Dick Masterson's the sociopathic freak (with them beady little eyes), the quartering is just a bore would you please move your fucking arms more? god, Magog made some very good decisions the other motherfuckers had no idea what they were missing now i suck multicultural dick not for money, literally just doing it for kicks beta cucking form, ready to prep the bull give me a mouth full of niggas that will never be born i kid, i kid Tyrone help yourself to the bitch, just stay out of the fridge
chorus x2
i'm not gonna lie, not gonna lie i'm not gonna lie, not gonna lie i'll be honest with you guys (stop lying to me) stop lying to me
i ain't done with you man...
verse 3
yo it's the J to the A, the R, the BO the motherfucker smells like chicken and B.O. figured you out, you work at Walmart (night shift) yeah no wonder your life is so hard go record your videos but nobody sees it though everybody sees a broke bitch with a cheating ho man you a cuck, you suck dick you let every one of my bros fuck your girl in the butt quickMC Jarbo - My Girlfriends DaughterJarbo The Hutt2019-09-26 | Instrumental: "Stan" by Eminem Lyrics and arrangement by Jarbo the Hutt
Dear Ralph, I sent you a message but you still ain't callin’ left my skype, twitter and discord here at the bottom that one time you got kicked off Discord last autumn… there probably was a problem with the servers or something (wink wink) when motherfuckers say shit, I usually block them fuck it, why not? But this time, it’s a pretty big problem my girlfriend's pregnant too, I’m going to be a father no I’m kidding… it’s just my girlfriend’s daughter I heard your channel was banned , I’m sorry dude I had a friend who killed himself … it’s just a shame that it wasn’t you And I know you hear this every day, but I’m the biggest fag I even flagged your fat ass where you said nothing bad I flagged all of your posters and subscribers man [fuck em] Why the fuck you think I keep so many fucking tabs [open] Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, Just to chat, truly yours, the biggest fag… this is Matt
[Chorus]
Dear Ralph, you still haven't called, I hope you have a chance I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fags if you didn't want to talk to me on the Killstream… you didn't have to but did you have to tell my kid that daddy was a black dude? she’s only two years old - we listened to your bullshit show for like four hours, and you just said NOOOOO! that's pretty shitty man, I’m like her fucking idol she wants to be just like me man - she gets more views than I do let’s be real – I’m nothing like you, I think I’m just an autistic character or have a tremendously low IQ dumb as fuck, but flagging helps when I’m depressed I even got a tattoo of Tyrone on my breast and I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds like my faggot friend Kraut… excessive faggotry you gotta call me Ralph, I'm the biggest cuck you'll ever lose sincerely yours—PS… we should buy some Ripple tooHaving Daughters: The Ultimate CuckoldryJarbo The Hutt2019-08-26 | There's a pretty vicious tweet floating around on Kiwi Farms that claims to be from me.
IT'S A JOKE PEOPLE! Come on.
Although, that being said I do agree with a lot of what's being said, and so I thought I'd share my opinion on the matter of having daughters.
► Music Credit: SUNDANCE Track Name: "Perséphone - Retro Funky (SUNDANCE remix)" Music By: SUNDANCE @ soundcloud.com/sundancemusic The SUNDANCE Official Website is HERE - http://lefthandmusic.fr/ Follow SUNDANCE on BandCamp: sundancemusic.bandcamp.com License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...
Music promoted by NCM goo.gl/fh3rEJWheel Man (A Hobos Life)Jarbo The Hutt2019-08-21 | Sometimes I just need to get out of the house. My family just seems to be getting bigger all the time. Bigger and BLACKER! To escape the pressures of perpetual unemployment, I walk around the aisles of random Walmarts and rummage through the shelves at night like a pathetic bitch.
Follow me on another late night Walmart adventure!
► Music Credit: SUNDANCE Track Name: "Perséphone - Retro Funky (SUNDANCE remix)" Music By: SUNDANCE @ soundcloud.com/sundancemusic The SUNDANCE Official Website is HERE - http://lefthandmusic.fr/ Follow SUNDANCE on BandCamp: sundancemusic.bandcamp.com License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...
Music promoted by NCM goo.gl/fh3rEJThe Dick and The JuiceJarbo The Hutt2019-08-01 | As I lay in the bathtub one night, I had one of the greatest money making ideas of modern times. Why not sell my own bathwater online? Jarbo Juice!
Surely there's got to be a plethora of deranged psychopaths who would indulge in drinking my bodily secretions and salt!
I could even give out some free samples! Why not start with Dick Masterson? He's a charming fellow. I'm sure he'd love a good slurp of my sweat, piss and shit.
► Music Credit: SUNDANCE Track Name: "Perséphone - Retro Funky (SUNDANCE remix)" Music By: SUNDANCE @ soundcloud.com/sundancemusic The SUNDANCE Official Website is HERE - http://lefthandmusic.fr/ Follow SUNDANCE on BandCamp: sundancemusic.bandcamp.com License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...
Music promoted by NCM goo.gl/fh3rEJEverything I Learned at Vidcon 2019Jarbo The Hutt2019-07-20 | Vidcon was definitely a learning experience for me. I learned some new techniques for gaming the youtube algorithm, sucked off a few friends and porked out for a few days.
► Music Credit: SUNDANCE Track Name: "Perséphone - Retro Funky (SUNDANCE remix)" Music By: SUNDANCE @ soundcloud.com/sundancemusic The SUNDANCE Official Website is HERE - http://lefthandmusic.fr/ Follow SUNDANCE on BandCamp: sundancemusic.bandcamp.com License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/...
Music promoted by NCM goo.gl/fh3rEJA Very Mundane Family ReunionJarbo The Hutt2019-07-13 | My parents don't speak to me any more (it's understandable), but my girlfriend's parents still visit from time to time.
The last time we met, let's just say things didn't go so well. So this time, I'm looking to make a good impression!!
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Music promoted by NCM goo.gl/fh3rEJJarbos Jizzy Sauce (Full Ad)Jarbo The Hutt2019-07-09 | Matt Jarbo's jizzy sauce is made with all natural ingredients. And best of all, it's 100% NOT CUM!
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They would have you believe that I sit around the house all day polishing my silver play button while stuffing my face with mexican junk food until I spill my guts out.
It's like you've all forgotten about the high quality, top-tier content I've been making for the last 10 years.
Follow me for a day and find out how wrong people are about me.
P.S. We've now reached 4000 subscribers!! Thank you for all your continued support :) You guys are the best.
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Persefone - Retro Funky Quincy Jones - Desafinado Benny Goodman - Sing Sing Sing Quincy Jones - Soul Bossa Nova
---------------------------------------------------------- A big thank you to all the fantastic artists who helped me create this video! Matt Jarbo thanks you too...
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Xenofastic - twitter.com/xenofaz Mundane Chungus - twitter.com/uncaringmachine chettercheese - https://t.co/MJnw5zcmOQ CartYoun - twitter.com/CartYounThe CockpocalypseJarbo The Hutt2019-06-14 | As usual, we can never know what I truly think about any given issue unless you hear it on the Honest Matt Show! So what's the deal with Carlos Maza then? Find out here!
► Music Credit: SUNDANCE Track Name: "Perséphone - Retro Funky (SUNDANCE remix)" Music By: SUNDANCE @ soundcloud.com/sundancemusic The SUNDANCE Official Website is HERE - http://lefthandmusic.fr/ Follow SUNDANCE on BandCamp: sundancemusic.bandcamp.com License for commercial use: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/... Music promoted by NCM goo.gl/fh3rEJ