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Jada Pinkett Smith Announces Shes Pregnant With Chris Rock’s Baby The Onion 2023-11-17 | This Week's Most Viral News: November 17, 2023Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Scientist Explains How Climate Crisis Would Be Averted If Greta Thunberg Just Tried A Little Harder The Onion 2023-11-15 | Is climate change reversible? Dr. Douglas Harrison, a climatologist at the Pratt Climate Institute, believes so. But as he explains, in order to save the planet, it’s going to take a lot more effort than what’s currently being given by Swedish climate activist Greta Thunberg.Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Men Explain Why They Prefer AI Girlfriends #reddit #question #askreddit #viral #men #ai #girlfriend The Onion 2023-11-13 | ...
Honor Our Troops By Watching Over This Sleeping Soldier The Onion 2023-11-10 | This Week's Most Viral News: Veterans Day Edition--Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Police Officer Explains Why The Intoxicating Rush Of Murder Should Always Be A Last Resort The Onion 2023-11-09 | Sgt. Steven Hollings, a 15-year veteran of the Detroit Metropolitan Police Department, explains why, as a police officer, it’s always important to exhaust all other tactics of de-escalation before finally succumbing to the intoxicating rush of murder.--Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
#BREAKINGNEWS: Department Of Transportation Reduces Commute Times By Adding Highway Nitro Strips The Onion 2023-11-06 | ...
Food-Poisoned Ghost Caught Groaning Loudly In Bathroom The Onion 2023-11-03 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Woman Who Had Abortion Shares How She Regrets Not Stopping For M&M McFlurry Afterwards The Onion 2023-11-02 | A woman who had an abortion shares how she regrets not stopping for a McDonald's M&M McFlurry afterwards. Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Study Finds Drinking Children’s Blood No More Effective Than Regular Blood At Achieving Eternal Life The Onion 2023-10-31 | ...
#BREAKINGNEWS: Jada Pinkett Smith Announces She’s Pregnant With Chris Rock’s Baby The Onion 2023-10-24 | ...
Concerning Study Finds 1 In 10 Americans Lack Access To Adequate Food Eating Challenges The Onion 2023-10-20 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Biden Announces Nation Can Stay Up Till 9:30 Tonight The Onion 2023-10-13 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
#BREAKINGNEWS: A new study found 1 in 10 Americans lack access to adequate food eating challenges The Onion 2023-10-12 | ...
#BREAKINGNEWS: Congressman Interrupts General’s Testimony To Just Reiterate He Loves War The Onion 2023-10-11 | ...
Alphas Explain Why They Love Joe Rogan #reddit #askreddit #question #joerogan #joeroganexperience The Onion 2023-10-10 | ...
Woman Shares How She Stays Safe While Jogging Alone By Disguising Herself As A Cowboy The Onion 2023-10-06 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
#BREAKINGNEWS: FDA Warns Tying Penis Into Knot Only Prevents 73% Of Pregnancies #FDA #health The Onion 2023-10-05 | ...
Total Genius Wears Tear Off Pants At Urinal The Onion 2023-10-04 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Inspiring Woman Becomes Professional Surfer Despite Shark Biting Head Off The Onion 2023-09-22 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
#BREAKINGNEWS: Study Finds LSD Highly Effective At Ruining Nephew’s Baptism The Onion 2023-09-21 | ...
#BREAKINGNEWS: Ron DeSantis Announces He Will Live As Slave For One Year To Prove It Not Bad The Onion 2023-09-19 | ...
Economy Collapses After 10-Year-Old Boy Spends Entire U.S. GDP On Fortnite Skins The Onion 2023-09-15 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
#BREAKINGNEWS: Department Of Transportation Announces $1 Billion Investment In Horses The Onion 2023-09-11 | ...
Ted Cruz Announces Plans To Once Again Like Porn On 9/11 The Onion 2023-09-08 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Economy Collapses After 10-Year-Old Boy Spends Entire U.S. GDP On Fortnite Skins The Onion 2023-09-07 | ...
Hims has announced that it will now offer a new dunce cap for men who can’t get hard #Hims #news The Onion 2023-09-05 | ...
Archaeologists Uncover Living Guy By Mistake The Onion 2023-09-01 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
And even these won’t be around for much longer 😳 #humans #pigeons #dandelions #thatsit The Onion 2023-08-31 | ...
#BREAKINGNEWS: Archaeologists from the University of Utah have uncovered a living guy by mistake. The Onion 2023-08-28 | ...
New Texas Law Requires Schools To Display Image Of God Hung Like A Horse In Every Classroom The Onion 2023-08-27 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Do you think this student was unfairly rejected? 🤔 #news #student #school #white The Onion 2023-08-24 | ...
#BREAKINGNEWS: Students in #Texas will see something new in their classroom when they return The Onion 2023-08-21 | ...
Fraternity Pledges Describe Their Worst Hazing Experience The Onion 2023-08-18 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Holocaust Deniers Explain Why They Deny The Holocaust #reddit #askreddit #question #viral #WWII The Onion 2023-08-16 | ...
#BREAKINGNEWS: All of your “friends” do mean little impressions of you behind your back. The Onion 2023-08-14 | ...
Moon Dead At 29 The Onion 2023-08-11 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Do you think the Earth is flat? 🌎 🤔 #reddit #askreddit #question #viral #earth #flat #flatearth The Onion 2023-08-10 | ...
#BREAKINGNEWS: DeSantis’ campaign has announced that financial problems forced it to fire his wife The Onion 2023-08-09 | ...
Netflix Limits Users To One Eye Per Screen The Onion 2023-08-04 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
Texas Launches Outreach Program To Provide Troubled Teens With Assault Rifles The Onion 2023-08-02 | ...
#BREAKINGNEWS: An ominous new report from an unknown institution just lists places to hide The Onion 2023-07-31 | ...
Marvel Not Even Bothering To Replace Green Screens With CGI Anymore The Onion 2023-07-28 | Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video
#BREAKINGNEWS: Federal Reserve chairman Jerome Powell called today for more poverty. #finance The Onion 2023-07-26 | ...
