1990s Singles Connection Hotline CommercialFlashing Midnight2026-09-21 | 1990s Singles Connection Hotline Commerciallifetime TV Network Promos - 1989 ( I think)Flashing Midnight2023-01-25 | Some adverts to shows that the Lifetime Channel was running in the late 80s. I think this might be 89 but it could also be from 86 too. The dates are wacky on this tape and the shows listed ran during those time frames.
#VHS #RetroTV #LifetimeCarnation Instant Breakfast - 1980s CommercialFlashing Midnight2023-01-25 | I have no clue if they are trying to make this clumpy and cakey milkshake into something sexy, or heart warming. Either way, just eat the powder raw and make everyone around you question your sanity.
#VHS #RetroTV #Carnation1980s Weight Watchers snack commercialFlashing Midnight2023-01-04 | A commerical that says you can also enjoy some cake or pie with your coffee so long as it's weight watchers. Weight Watchers only uses the best petroleum based baked goods!Stomach Eliminator Infomercial - 1980sFlashing Midnight2022-04-11 | Use an adblocker for youtube. Ublock Origins is the one I personally use but there are a bunch out there. These infomercials all get claimed by some faceless company who seems to think they have a tangible grasp on this. Shout outs to MMC DVD 45, to which I think no one has ever seen or heard of beyond Music Video Distributors.
#VHS #RetroTV #YoutubeSucksLady SpeedStick - 1980sFlashing Midnight2021-08-12 | This deodorant uses the same tag line my breakfast cereal does. 'Strong enough for a man but made for a woman'
#VHS #RetroTV #LadySpeedStickGut Buster Infomercial - 1980sFlashing Midnight2021-08-11 | I remember seeing about a billion of these devices cluttering up living rooms and storage units. I guess a pogostick handle and high tension springs didn't do a great job. All i see when watching these commercials is people getting leg hair and genitals pinched as the springs contract.
#VHS #RetroTV #InfomericalDannon Yogurt - 1980s AdFlashing Midnight2021-08-10 | When your child leaves the house, they are in DANGER! Arm them with yogurt so they can fight off children and adults alike. With Dannon's unique design, children can have pocket yogurt all day and eat it warm at the arcade on an expensive machine.
#VHS #PocketYogurt #DannonWeight Watchers Beef Stroganoff Commercial - 1986Flashing Midnight2021-08-09 | Nothing says loosing weight like eating a shit microwave meal that will give you diarrhea.
#VHS #WeightWatchers #RetroCommercialsLifetime Medical TV Promo - 1986-89Flashing Midnight2021-08-08 | Couldn't pin down an exact date on this one but it seems between 86 and 89. Really wild to me that people used to be able to get medical advice over the air on TV. That sort of thing would never fly now due to malpractice concerns.
#VHS #RetroTV #Malpractice1990s I Cant Believe Its Not Butter Commercial.Flashing Midnight2021-06-04 | It's pretty neat how science turned gasoline, spray on hair, and shoe leather into a spreadable paste that you can put on anything!
#VHS #RetroCommercials #ICantBelieveItsNotButterMeadors Local Commercial (Oklahoma)Flashing Midnight2021-04-12 | Very short clip of a local store in Oklahoma called Meadors. If you have any memories of this store, let me know. I love hearing about that kind of stuff.
#Meadors #VHS #RetroCommercials1990s Pork Commercial (The other white meat)Flashing Midnight2021-04-11 | At one point in time Big Pork (great band name, I know) needed to be in more dinners so they ran ads to get people to buy more. Did it work? No clue but I now have an extremely unhealthy addiction to bacon.
#Pork #VHS #RetroCommercials1990s Milk CommercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-29 | This was the start of Big Milk's push to get all American household addicted to their products! Just kidding, milk is milk. But I do love how they are selling it as having all these great things in but most of those things are added in.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #Milk1990s Velveeta Light CommercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-28 | Everything in the 90s was reduced fat or fat free. Turns out that fat tastes good and you should just eat less of it. Weird. Anyways, here is a commercial about fake cheese that could be use to insulate your home.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #Velveeta1990s Frost Flakes CommercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-27 | One of the biggest marketing things I remember from the 90s was everything was either low fat or fat free. Even products that had no right to have fat in them, marketed themselves as being Fat Free. "This bag of sugar is now FAT FREE!!" #VHS #RetroCommercials #FatFree1990s Anacin CommercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-26 | I personally don't remember anacin but I do remember the family guy joke about it.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #Anacin1990s Dunkin Donuts Mini Eclair CommercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-19 | Have a new, small product? Use a new small person to sell it! Not exploitative in the least! #VHS #RetroCommercials #DunkinDonuts1997 McDonalds Hurcules Plates CommercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-18 | Long before these plates littered goodwill kids were clamoring to get their hands on these neat little discs of plastic. I am pretty sure the paint chipped off of these after just a single use and then you got to eat the paint too!Late 90s early 2000s Froot Loops commercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-17 | Cereal companies really know how to over saturate children's heads with garbage and marketing.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #FrootLoopsSesame Park - Basil Gets a Haircut - CBC Playground CommercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-13 | I found this on a tape that came from an American town close to the Canadian border. Unfortunately there was not more on it than this. Hopefully this is meaningful to some folks out there.
#VHS #SesameStreet #SesamePark1990s Advil Cold and Sinus CommercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-12 | I mean, it's an Advil commercial. Not much to go on about. #VHS #RetroCommercials #Advil1990s Fertility week on TodayFlashing Midnight2021-01-10 | Tired of doing big cums in your wife and not getting a little semen demon out of it? Well the Today show has an ENTIRE WEEK dedicated to your sperm
#VHS #RetroCommercials #Fertility1993 Jeep Cherokee CommercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-09 | "You hear that? Yup! That's the sound of a transmission rebuild. Right after rolling off the lot. You're Welcome" - Jep
#VHS #RetroCommercials #JeepGargoyles Theme - Saturday Morning CartoonsFlashing Midnight2021-01-08 | This was one of my favorite shows growing up. Unfortunately I can't upload any videos of the show or else Youtube will come kill my family. You'll have to enjoy just this though.
#VHS #Gargoyles #SaturdayMorningCartoonsEarly 2000s Nathans Grill InfomercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-07 | You love Nathan's Brand Hot Dogs (I assume) so you'll love this huge chunk of metal you have to balance over your existing burners! Who wouldn't love it?
#VHS #RetroCommercials #infomercial1990s Visions: The Women Expo in TampaFlashing Midnight2021-01-06 | Does your business sell and market items towards women? Well we have the perfect expo for you! Now all you need is a time machine and go to Florida. Both of which are not even remotely possible.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #WomenEarly 2000s V8 Lemon Twist CommercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-05 | Sorry about the video being cut off a tiny bit. The only thing you missed is the girl letting out a huge beefy fart.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #V8Early 2000s Ricola CommercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-04 | I guess having a piece of this candy disquiesd as a cough drop will help you take a 100lbs CRT TV on your head. I'm gonna try it.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #RicolaLate 90s -2000s Pepridge Farm Texas Toast CommercialFlashing Midnight2021-01-03 | Pepridge Farm seems more like a bakery than a farm. I have never seen a farm that grows garlic toast. Though, I would fucking love to visit on to be honest
#VHS #RetroCommercials #ToastEarly 2000s DividePro Pan InfomercialFlashing Midnight2020-12-03 | There's got to be a better way! Well it obviously wasn't this thing because you just don't see these anywhere except in thrift stores.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #infomercial1990s Stovetop Stuffing CommercialFlashing Midnight2020-11-26 | I hope everyone has a wonderful, safe Thanksgiving this year (2020). Hopefully everyone is able to get something better to eat than 30 year old boxed stuffing!
#VHS #RetroCommercials #Thanksgiving1990s Pepridge Farms Tiny CookiesFlashing Midnight2020-11-25 | ...1990s The Most from Sprint CommercialFlashing Midnight2020-11-24 | It's super weird seeing advertisements for home phones now in a time when they are so obsolete. We used to be worried about when we could call people, where they were, where we were, and what time of the month. Crazy times.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #Phone1990s Frenchs Mustard CommercialFlashing Midnight2020-11-23 | Mustard is mustard right? Well that's what I thought but apparently French's mustard thinks differently. Don't buy those sub-par brands that just use vinegar and spit. French's only has a tiny amount of spit.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #Mustard1993 Taco Bell Steak Burrito Supreme CommercialFlashing Midnight2020-11-22 | The New Steak Burrito Supreme Burrito From Taco Bell. Really weird distribution method though. Only giving it out via women picking up hitchhikers. Well I guess it's better than killing off all the potato items and the Mexican Pizza.
#VHS #TacoBell #BringBackMexicanPizzaPepsi Commercial (1993)Flashing Midnight2020-11-21 | When you think about pepsi, your whole life flashes before your eyes.
#VHS #Pepsi #RetroCommercials1990s Paula Abdul Diet Coke CommercialFlashing Midnight2020-08-31 | I don't know man. The 90s were a weird time. No one had internet yet and memes were the stuff of a madman's dreams.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #DietCoke1990s Oil Of Olay Lotion CommercialFlashing Midnight2020-08-30 | The part I find funny is the lady who says "You can see the results". No, im sorry lady, we can't see jack shit on this 480i, blurry screen. How they hell can we see the results? You don't even give us a comparison of before.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #OilyFace1990s Jello-O No Bake Cheesecake CommercialFlashing Midnight2020-08-29 | I just want to go on record and say that I hate all of the women speaking in this. What a weird way to sell cheesecake mix. Also, I have had Jello no bake cheese cake and it tastes like someone ate a cheese cake and spit it out on a plate.1990s Iams Catfood CommercialFlashing Midnight2020-08-28 | What a weird choice to go with animated and then switch to live action. This commercial is all over the place.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #Iams1990s Honey Bunches Of Oats Commercial (with Brittany Murphy)Flashing Midnight2020-08-27 | Yet again, another Saturday Morning Cartoon block having an absurd amount of cereal commercials. I swear to God people are going to look back at this time and think that was the only thing kids ever ate.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #HoneyBunchesOfNuts1990s Hillshire Farms Lunchmeat Commercial (with Chauncey Leopardi)Flashing Midnight2020-08-26 | Make sure you give your family Hillshire Farms lunch meat. Otherwise their entire day is ruined and it's all you fault you horrible, miserable, cheap person!
#VHS #RetroCommercials #Meat1990s Hersheys Chocolate CommercialFlashing Midnight2020-08-25 | In this video you can see the strongest ant in the world. If I had seen an ant this size I would have crushed it under the bar honestly.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #Hershys2001s Goldfish Crackers CommercialFlashing Midnight2020-08-24 | Those little orange crackers that are so addictive they must be putting something in them. MSG? Heroin? Whatever it is, you just need a ton of them.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #GoldFish1990s Country Time Lemonade CommercialFlashing Midnight2020-08-23 | Bottled Lemon Pledge never tasted so good.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #Lemonade1990s General Foods Internation CoffeeFlashing Midnight2020-08-22 | I remember seeing my parents have this stuff around the house growing up. Though it didn't seem to stand the test of time. Maybe that's because it always smelled like ground up cardboard and freeze dried coffee.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #TerribleCoffe1990s Cheerios Commercial - Saturday Morning Cartoons CommercialsFlashing Midnight2020-08-21 | Saturday Morning Cartoons strike again with more cereal commercials than actual TV shows.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #Cereal1990s Hallmark Windows CardsFlashing Midnight2020-08-21 | Microsoft and Hallmark got together to make a brand of greeting cards no one cared about.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #Hallmark1990s Bobbys World Uncle Week promo.Flashing Midnight2020-08-20 | Fox Kids seemed to be the B-sides of Saturday morning cartoons. But then again, I remember a lot of shows from those blocks.
#VHS #RetroCommercials #SaturdayMorningCartoons1990s Easy Spirit ShoesFlashing Midnight2020-08-19 | These women really have some skill being able to move like this in heels. I tried this once and the people just kept yelling at me "Get off the court, there is a game going on. Put some clothes on!"