Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? | Elles Sci-Fi Book ClubElle Cordova2026-09-22 | Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? | Elles Sci-Fi Book ClubSiri and Alexa consult AskJeeves and learn the truth about ClippyElle Cordova2025-01-16 | Part IV of virtual assistants saga 📎
UPDATE: the font sleuths of the internet have determined that this is not actually Calibri, but rather Kia’s very Calibriesque proprietary font called “Kia Signature.” And now that I think about it, this does go a long way toward explaining how the design choice got the final OK. Thanks for your service, everyone!Another lil rx rhyme I’m working on 💊Elle Cordova2024-12-30 | More Big Pharma rhymes in progressSiri and Alexa take down ChatGPTElle Cordova2024-12-29 | Part 3 of the Virtual Assistants saga in which Siri and Alexa hatch a plan to take down ChatGPT with the “help” (?) of a paperclip with a checkered past named Clippy.
Such a cool experience performing some comedy, music, and poetry on that hallowed red stage earlier this year! Thanks so much to the TED team for inviting me.
Here’s a link to the rest of it: youtu.be/HDHbjYNBwXI?si=EaY2j96zi8mOpeysAstrology crashes the science partyElle Cordova2024-12-24 | Astrology crashes the science party and Astronomy is not happy about it.Siri and Alexa say goodbye to CortanaElle Cordova2024-12-21 | But ChatGPT crashes the party (and contracts an unexpected “bug”).
This is Part 2 of the Virtual Assistants saga in which Siri and Alexa hatch a plan to take down ChatGPT with the “help” (?) of a paperclip with a checkered past named Clippy.
Playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLsCM0X-Md8pOyItWQoj8ZjnCa9oQB5iTZ&si=Nu4TeNO61SuqGwo0The unsung sidekick on Mars - Ingenuity #nasaElle Cordova2024-12-15 | Ingenuity (“the little helicopter that could”) has been the unsung sidekick to the Perseverance rover on Mars since February 2021. Now little Ginny is a Martian weather station in her second act.This or thatElle Cordova2024-11-29 | #stitch with Avery McClureA rhyme of one’s ownElle Cordova2024-11-23 | There aren’t enough raps about Virginia Woolf. I’m just doing my small part.
Beat by Kato the ProducerRare collectorsElle Cordova2024-11-21 | I think collectively we've all lost the ability to understand the word "collector" now.Legendary Artifacts ClubElle Cordova2024-11-20 | Universal Remote applies for Legendary Artifact statusMy stolen iPhone’s big adventure continuesElle Cordova2024-11-18 | ...Grammarian faces arch nemesis, The ErroristElle Cordova2024-11-15 | ...Grammarian vs Errorist - a supervillain showdownElle Cordova2024-11-15 | The Grammarian has an epic showdown with arch nemesis, The Errorist. Ink will spill.
When I was just a young tree My mama told me That someday I’d grow big and strong But at my small height I never got enough light So it seems that my mama was wrong Then the ax man came And they hauled me away To the paper mill down the road And some noisy machines Spooled me into reams of Card stock to take down your vote
Now I admit I’m a lot With all my measures and props I’m a ballot with lots on my mind I got races for places in courtrooms and stations, the White House and more on the line But my fear, to be frank Is that you’ll just leave me blank I’ll be crumpled and tossed in the bin This is my chance to count So won’t you please fill me out
Good luck, and may the candidate who who isn’t clearly an aspiring dictator, who listens to scientists instead of capitalizing on misinformation, who puts the future of our planet before the profits of polluters, and who will uphold the basic tenets of our democracy instead of undermine the election results in a selfish grasp at power — win.Mother Nature chats with Father TimeElle Cordova2024-10-24 | ...File types hanging outElle Cordova2024-10-18 | ...Grim Reaper discusses work-death balanceElle Cordova2024-10-05 | ...Romulus and Remus building RomeElle Cordova2024-09-26 | ...My stolen iPhone is on a Big AdventureElle Cordova2024-09-24 | It’s really getting to see the world.Earth is too hotElle Cordova2024-09-19 | ...ChatGPT on the number of Rs in strawberryElle Cordova2024-09-15 | ...Accordion to meElle Cordova2024-09-13 | Duet with @itsjohnmarknelsonReference books on the retirement shelf - animated version!Elle Cordova2024-09-13 | Written by me Animated by @officialreadygoHappy Star Trek day to all who celebrate #startrekElle Cordova2024-09-08 | ...2060 Poet Laureate reads from new collection “Skibidi Days, Ohio Nights”Elle Cordova2024-07-07 | ...The person in line before you ordering coffee (beat added)Elle Cordova2024-07-05 | It does totally sound better with this ridiculously fun beat made by @PaulGoldoFonts asking you out. Which one are you saying yes to?Elle Cordova2024-07-01 | ...Day in the life of your average universeElle Cordova2024-06-25 | Working on my spacetime management, but overall it was a good dayInventions hanging out (animated version!)Elle Cordova2024-06-23 | Inventions hanging out
Written by Elle Cordova Animated by @officialreadygoSubatomic particles hang out in the Universe SaloonElle Cordova2024-06-21 | Quark, Higgs Boson, and Photon discuss a few shady characters (Entropy and Dark Energy) and the fate of their beloved Universe Saloon.Memory subscriptionElle Cordova2024-06-16 | Should have just upgraded to Memory Keeper premium.
A little dystopian comedy sketch about the near future.Just a quick lil treatElle Cordova2024-05-03 | ...Jagged little pizzaElle Cordova2024-05-01 | ...Things I would do if I wore glassesElle Cordova2024-04-30 | ...Mars rovers have a chat #NasaElle Cordova2024-04-27 | ...The planets throw an Earth Day party 🌎Elle Cordova2024-04-22 | ...Solar eclipse: 4 minutes of totality was awe-inspiringElle Cordova2024-04-09 | Still reeling from seeing my first solar eclipse in all its awe-inspiring totality. A moment I will never forget. Happy eclipse day to my fellow North Americans who looked up yesterday!
#solareclipse #eclipse #totalityReal footage of the #eclipseElle Cordova2024-04-07 | ...A poem inspired by @hankschannel talking about the #BigBang 💫posted one year ago today!Elle Cordova2024-04-05 | One year ago today I wrote this space poem inspired by @hankgreen talking about the moments before the Big Bang. The unintentional singsong way Hank said that up/down side/side bit sounded poetic to me, so I stitched his video and expanded those two lines into a whole rhyming poem about the “time before events.”
This post changed everything for me. It introduced me to a new, wider audience on TiKTok, Instagram, and YouTube, and it marked a shift in the type of stuff I wanted to create and share. I had previously only been posting my music online, but after sharing this poem, I started branching out into more poetry, sketch comedy, thought experiments, curiosity songs/parodies, and all the other things that make up this page today. I love creating on this app, and I feel so lucky to have found my way to each and every person reading this now. Thank you for coming along for the ride!RX side effectsElle Cordova2024-04-04 | Challenge accepted. RX side effects redux. And deja vu now makes a recurring appearance, per commenter requests!
@ToniLindgren on the upright bass 🔥Side effects 💊Elle Cordova2024-03-31 | ...Carl Sagan ✨🥓Elle Cordova2024-03-30 | Sorry it cuts off :(Matter vs Antimatter: A Big Bang ShowdownElle Cordova2024-03-16 | Matter and Antimatter have a showdown in the ol’ Void saloon just after the start of the Big Bang.Emily DickinsonElle Cordova2024-02-24 | Emily Dickinson - Elle Cordova
I’m gonna teach a little lesson So you best be listenin Cause I won’t have any literary critics omitting this See the greatest of the poems already been written It’s by a spooky little 👻 Named Emily Dickinson
Got a thirst for a verse outta Amherst Want the whole damn poem not the excerpt I’ll take it down and come back for dessert Cause there ain’t nobody baking up bars like her
Caps for emphasis she was lyrically sensuous Dedication to a woman But the censor won’t mention it And her rhymes weren’t quite straight either Slanting harder than the tower of Pisa
Caught them other poets lacking Sent em packing Now they’re hacks in the backseat Asking why What’s special about the buzz of a fly? But she’s done canonical she’s lasting
She was living all alone almost all of her life Except a few Wild Nights with Sue on the sly She was banging out bangers till 55 When a man in a carriage Stopped to give her a ride