Source: Meet the Medic from Team Fortress 2 Music: Evans by DJ Yoshitaka (Jubeat)Heavy and Sniper Teach You the AlphabetEnigmaEvocative2011-12-20 | Like my official Facebook page! http://www.facebook.com/EnigmaEvocative
Lyrics: B is for babies, soiled baby diaper I have plan for you, little guns are for babies H is for hero, who dare stand against me Medic, you are great doctor, but you are so tiny (hah!) R is for RRRRUN, CRY SUM MOAR TIME TO HIDE, YOU ARE SO SMALL S is for Sandvich, ah so filling Bologna, make me strong, NOW IS COWARD KILLING TIME
My gun poot dispenser here POW, all of you are dead Push cart, full time job Tiny itty bitty men This will work, KILL THEM ALL I am not done with you yet Stand on point, get on point Engineer, COME ON!
P-p-p-p-poot, dispenser here (Need a dispenser here) Dispenser here Poot, poot Dispenser here (Need a dispenser here)
Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!
D is for dead, you're both dead bloody wankers Once upon a time you died, and I lived happily ever after G is for Gaben, hi, this is Gabe Newell I'm a spy, Half Life 2 No Episode 3 for you (shot) N is for nice shot, nice shot, nice shot Stupid spy, bloody useless backstab that, you snake! Z is for zombies, hold still! Piece of piss. Everything above your neck's gonna be a fine red mist.
My gun poot dispenser here POW, all of you are dead Push cart, full time job Tiny itty bitty men This will work, KILL THEM ALL I am not done with you yet Stand on point, get on point Engineer, COME ON!
P-p-p-p-poot, dispenser here (Need a dispenser here) Dispenser here Poot, poot Dispenser here (Need a dispenser here)
EnigmaEvocative meets one of the most horrendous recent pop hits. This is the result.
I did consider using this as my 1000+ subs video, but what the hell, I finished the fucking video, you want me to wait!?
Megaupload is dead, so I'll put up the MP3 somewhere else.
Mixed by EnigmaEvocative All TF2 voices belong to Valve Break Your Heart belongs to Taio Cruz
Lyrics:
[Medacris] Medic! Standing near the point does nothing! Hrsh, is there a point to your lives? Healing leaves little time for the hurting. Was ist los? The heavy is a spy! Left left! Incoming! My skill is wasted on this team! Would you like a second opinion? You are also ugly!
[Heavy Cruz] Listen to me baby (nom nom nom) You are no match for me (nom nom nom nom) I am Heavy Weapons Guy (nom nom nom) Did you think you could beat me? (nom nom nom) Not big surprise. Hah! Sandvich and meeeeeee Going to beeeat your aaaassss Cry some more, ahahaaa! You mean nothing now. Your luck has run out.
Now is time to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Nom nom nom, nom, nom x2
I am very happy (nom nom nom) Medic, you are giant! (Danke, camarade!) Get behind me, doctor! (nom nom nom) We'll have good times! (nom nom nom) Ppppppoot dispenser here!
What siiick maaaan Sends baaaaabies to fight me? I feel alive! (hahaa!) You are great doctor. (Danke!) I love this doctor!
And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
[Medacris] Hahahahaaaa! Turn your head and cough! Auf wiedersehen! Dumkopf! Eins, zwei, ahh... Losing is verboten! Burrito! Gesundheit! Doctor-assisted homicide! Can you feel the schadenfreude? Hello Frauleins!
[Heavy Cruz] What, you cannot beat me baby, You are not so good as you think. What, medic make me strong The burning you feel? It is me. What, I have plan for you You cannot hide from my love for you! What, I am very gay. Come sing with me!
I am going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun I'm only going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Is very good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Come on!
And now I'm going to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun I just love to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun Is full time job to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun It feels so good to touch, touch, your touch, touch, your gun
Faggot! What was that? I am going to kill you! Oh, Soldier. Don't be a homophobe. Negatory. That heavy is a faggot! What the hell is wrong with you? Soldier! You are dead! TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH NEVER. Make me TOUCH YOUR GUN.Spy, Scout, Heavy and Soldier sing All Your BaseEnigmaEvocative2010-06-08 | A Poot song, a Bonk song, and an EnigmaEvocative tribute to one of the oldest fads on the internet.
Note: I'm aware some of the lines are different. I did that because they were a lot easier to splice / smoother.
For great justice.Rainbow TrolololEnigmaEvocative2010-05-28 | RIP Eduard Khil aka Trololo Guy. We'll miss you.... Troll on in the afterlife.
My 3rd and most difficult YTPMV yet. Took me about 15-20 hours. Yes, I did the solo myself, manually.
Song is Rainbow Tylenol by Kitsune^2 (also known as Renard).
EDIT: Okay. So a lot of people have been asking what program I used to make this thing. I'll be completely honest here, and any comments asking the same question won't be answered.
I made the audio track in Audacity 1.3, and the visuals in Adobe Premiere Pro CS3. It's the same for all other YTPMVs I've made and will make.
Telephone owned by Lady Gaga and Beyoncé Team Fortress 2 owned by Valve
This video is commentary on the song Telephone, therefore protected by the Fair Use doctrine:
"Fair use is a doctrine in United States copyright law that allows limited use of copyrighted material without requiring permission from the rights holders, such as for commentary, criticism, news reporting, research, teaching or scholarship."
Lyrics:
[Soldier] Today is a good day Give'em hell, boys! Nice work, good work, outstanding Deploy a sentry here Chaaarge, forward! The worm has turned, gentlemen Leeeeft, hur! Hur! Rally round, help me cap this point!
Help cap this point Help-help cap this point Left, right, left, right You will help me capture my point
I will eat your ribs, I will eat your very soul Do not look at me, I did not ask you a question Surrender now, maggots, and you will not be harmed Welcome to the United States of You-Just-Got-Dominated!
Scum, maggot, boat, faggot You will help me capture my point This point is mine, take your lumps like a man Booyah! Scum, maggot, boat, faggot You are not welcome in my world
[Scout] This sucks on ice!
[Soldier] Boys that scout is a spy! (bam bam) It's called a zoo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Unless it's a fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-arm It's called a zoo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Unless it's a fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-arm
You are a mistake of nature You will help me cap my point You are nothing but a bunch of cowards You will help me cap my point You are walking vomit You will help me cap my point You are an Englishman with a dress You will help me cap my point
[Spy] Sorry to pop in unannounced Dominated! YOU SUCK! Was there ever any doubt? No. Oh please! Oh merde! You are all incompetent cowards This is a disaster! Everyone back to the base, partner Well, off to visit your mother!
[Soldier] We have commandeered my point You've done me proud, boys Every one of you deserves a d-d-doooo-door
[Spy] Nothing personal, I just had to shut you up Does it hurt when I do that? (bam bam)
[Together] Nice shot!
(bam) Nice shot! (bam bam) Nice shot!
[Spy] Does it hurt when I do that?
(bambambam) Nice shot!
[Soldier] Scum, maggot, boat, faggot You will help me capture my point This point is mine, take your lumps like a man Booyah! Scum, maggot, boat, faggot You are not welcome in my world
[Scout] This sucks on ice!
[Soldier] Boys that scout is a spy! (bam bam)
(x2)
It's called a zoo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Unless it's a fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-arm It's called a zoo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Unless it's a fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-arm
You are a spineless worm You will help me cap my point You are all maggots! You will help me cap my point You scum sucking fruit baskets You will help me cap my point
[Spy] You're all of you quite out of your depth Someone help me cap the point!
[Soldier] Help cap my point!
[Together] Help, help cap my point!
[Soldier] You are an Englishman with a dress! You will help me cap my point! Help cap my point!
[Together] Help, help cap my point!
[Spy] I'll be seeing you...
[Soldier] You will help me cap my.. no wait..
[stab]
[Spy] HAHAHAHHA! I never really was on your side.The Ke$h Prince of Bel-Air (200+ Subs Vid)EnigmaEvocative2010-01-26 | As a quick and thoroughly effortless celebration of an overnight 200+ subs, I decided to do something else with the TiK ToK instrumental. :)
Scout sings his version of TiK ToK by Ke$ha, featuring Heavy and Engie. I did the lyrics and edited the sound clips (boy was I getting sick of all the Scout's annoying ass taunts.)
Copyright information: TiK ToK property of Ke$ha and Dr. Luke. Team Fortress 2 property of Valve. Video idea, sound editand image edit credit to EnigmaEvocative EnigmaEvocative credit to team
Lyrics: I'm a force-a-nature Go let's go! Play ball! You're like a car crash in slow motion You fat bald bastard! (Whoo hwoah!) Would you look at you? I mean look at you! Diagnosis? You suck! (hahaa) I broke your stupid crap, moron! Is, is anybody even paying attention to me?
Anyone else pushing this thing? thing? Home freakin run, batta swing! swing! Just caved in your skull, boing! boing! Whoo! Boom, I'm back, dummy! dummy! Clock just got cleaned, rummy, rummy Look at me, look at me, look at me!
Play ball, major league, push the frickin cart Pop quiz, you and me, sorry behhh you're dead. Ding dong, nice shot, I will never stop killing you Yeah yeah yeah! (woohoo) Go go go! (You seein' this?)
Grass grows, birds fly, brutha I hurt people This sucks, sucks on ice, push it! eat my dust Boink bonk, eat it fatty, that's how failure tastes Now we doin' it! Yeah yeah yeah! (YES!) Woo woo woo wooh!
The freakin scout's a spy! There's a spy over there! Yeah I dare you rage quit, you shape-shiftin rat. Alright, go left, to the left, left left left Go right, to the right, right right right What the hell is you guys' problem? Yo we should be goin that way! Dammit!
March, you lazy bums! bums! Spy wanna touch my gun, gun What is your major malfunction, function Ey! I dunno who to thank first, me! me! Oh what's up, didn't hurt, weak! weak! Whoosh, ting, bam! I make it look easy Need a dispenser here, need a dispe-
Let's go! Put 'em up pal, stand on the freakin' point Let's waste 'em, aw jeez! I'm a freakin' blur here. Work, dammit! Keep it movin (get over here!) We pushin' this thing or what? Keep pushin' it Ah argh ah! (Woohoo!) Ooh urgh uh ah! (Wicked!)
Grass grows, birds fly, brutha I hurt people This sucks, sucks on ice, push it! eat my dust Boink bonk, eat it fatty, that's how failure tastes Now we doin' it! Yeah yeah yeah! (YES!) Woo woo woo wooh!
Ah jeez, aw cripes the cart let's stop that thing! Get on the freakin' point, dumbass! Aw we are screwed This sucks on ice This does not look good here, aw crap (x2)
You just got freakin' dominated, knucklehead, alright let's do this.
Let's go! Put 'em up pal, stand on the freakin' point Let's waste 'em, aw jeez! I'm a freakin' blur here. Work, dammit! Keep it movin (get over here!) We pushin' this thing or what? Keep pushin' it Ah argh ah! (Woohoo!) Ooh urgh uh ah! (Wicked!)
Grass grows, birds fly, brutha I hurt people This sucks, sucks on ice, push it! eat my dust Boink bonk, eat it fatty, that's how failure tastes Now we doin' it! Yeah yeah yeah! (YES!) Woo woo woo wooh!
Ding dong.Heian Mama 『平安のママ』EnigmaEvocative2009-11-28 | Theme song for Nue Houjuu from Touhou - Heian Alien... with a motherly twist.
Thanks for the 100+ subs! Sorry this took so long, APP went through a handful of problems before I could successfully render it. I'm also busy with schoolwork.Dr. Harkinians Fortress: Stage 2 (Were the Bois)EnigmaEvocative2009-08-16 | I made this in response to ComGwo's amazing remix. Now the second-most difficult YTPMV I've ever made.U.N. OWEN IS ALWAYS SO MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE WHEN ITS BASED ON THE MISERY OF MILLIONSEnigmaEvocative2009-08-01 | Halfway through this project, I accidentally deleted the main audio track and had to redo it. It took AGES, but turned out well anyway.