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A 100% Not Accurate Review of Archer Except Dora Dies
updated
Restrictions:
- No Damage. The reason this is not no hit is because Friede becomes more or less impossible in a no hit run without bs levels of RNG, as her ice attack TECHNICALLY counts as a hit. However, it also allowed me to be more lenient in fights like Yhorm, since the yell does no damage.
- Solo, obviously.
- Soul Level 125 Max.
- No Hypermode. This refers to using buffs you can apply via certain items that reward you for being at low health. In regards to Dark Souls 3, this includes the Morion Blade (20% boost at 20% health) and the Red Tearstone Ring (same as Morion, and they stack). I just didn't use Lloyd's Sword Ring because it's more or less a miniature version of these (10% at 99% hp) as well.
- No spells/projectiles (melee only).
- No consumables EXCEPT for alluring skulls. The only reason alluring skulls are allowed is because it makes the Deacons not absolute cancer for no damage/hitless runs.
- As long as the weapon art does not provide a form of projectile, it is allowed (excluding the Storm Ruler, since that is the gimmick of Yhorm's fight).
- No blocking, though parrying is still allowed.
- Poison actually is allowed, but the only two bosses I would really consider using it on would be Old Demon King and Gael lmao.
- That one ring that increases your iFrames (Carthus Bloodring or something) is not allowed, because there are only a handful of attacks you can not iFrame without it. Said attacks are almost entirely comprised of AoEs anyways, so yeah. Has more usage in PvP than PvE to commit the funny.
Builds:
mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/455698 (Uchigatana)
^Great club is the same, except without master's gear and generally chloranthy ring +3 over flynn's ring.
mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/455711 (Ringed Knight Straightsword)
mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/455712 (Crow Talons)
mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/455714 (any Black Knight weapon)
mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/455715 (Abyss Watcher cosplay)
mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/455704 (Siegward cosplay)
mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/455705 (Wolf Knight's Greatsword)
mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/455706 (Vordt's Hammer)
mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/455708 (Sellsword Twinblades)
mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/455709 (Irithyll Straightsword)
Death Count:
Gundyr: 0
Vordt: 0
Greatwood: 2
Crystal Sage: 6
Deacons of the Deep: 4
Abyss Watchers: 2
Wolnir: 1 (crawling attack with the sword is funny)
Old Demon King: 2
Yhorm: 1
Pontiff Sulyvahn: 2
Aldbitch: 15 (I had an aneurysm)
Dancer: 11
Dragonslayer Armor: 9
Lothric Princes: 8
Osceiros: 1
Champion Gundyr: 0 (FIRST TRY BABY LFG)
Ancient Wyvern: 7 (russian roulette)
Nameless King: 5
Gravetender and Doggo: 14 (the dogs)
Friede: 37 (phase 2 Friede RNG)
Demon Prince: 16
Midir: 1 (I got hit by the charge WHEEZE)
Halflight: 10 (I'm shocked it didn't take more)
Gael: 81 (the crossbow is the true boss)
Soul of Cinder: 213 (homing crystal rng + I suck at fighting Soul of Cinder)
^Fun Fact: Soul of Cinder beat the previous record holder for most attempts on a single challenge, which was Pre-nerf Mafia Boss EX with both bonuses in the Death Wish DLC of A Hat in Time (194 deaths if I am not mistaken).
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#13: Tribal Sanctuary (0:42)
#12: Altar of Sanctification (1:27)
#11: Aerie of the Recluse (2:45)
#10: Arena of the Legends (4:23)
#9: Orange Wybel (5:38)
#8: Challenge of the Blades (6:34)
#7: Plague Laboratory (8:12)
#6: Rotten Passage (9:51)
#5: Rymek Luke (11:44)
#4: Panic Zealot (13:38)
#3: Bovine Barn (16:13)
#2: Prison of Souls (18:16)
#1: Bore Mech TERA-5K (20:55)
Songs used:
Ryu Theme - Street Fight V (youtube.com/watch?v=QuL8_JJoqY8)
Jiren Theme - DragonBall FighterZ (youtube.com/watch?v=qLVHmA7ZTzM&t=2s)
Yes I did just wake up for no reason to make a video.
I'm not sorry.
I hope you enjoyed, and thanks for watching!
P.S Apologies for any low FPS issues, as my computer has trouble recording DS3.
Was too lazy to go for doing it hitless, but this is my first SL1 run across any part of the Dark Souls trilogy. For those who don't know, SL1 is where you start the game at the minimum level and don't level up at all for the rest of the playthrough. This means you have a very limited set of weapons and/or spells to choose from, not mentioning that you have very little hp, endurance, and defenses as a result.
Overall though, I wouldn't say this was as difficult as my Dark Souls NG+7 hitless run, and I would recommend giving it a try after a few playthroughs of Dark Souls 3. It's challenging, but mostly manageable.
Also, here's timestamps in case youtube decides my comment isn't going to load again.
Timestamps:
- Iudex Gundyr: 0:00
- Vordt of the Boreal Valley: 1:20
- Curse-Rotted Greatwood: 2:30
- Crystal Sage: 4:35
- Deacons of the Deep: 5:46
- Abyss Watchers: 7:38
- High Lord Wolnir: 13:30
- Old Demon King: 16:13
- Pontiff Sulyvahn: 19:09
- Yhorm the Giant: 21:03
- Aldrich, Devourer of Gods: 23:29
- Dancer of the Boreal Valley: 27:18
- Oceiros, the Consumed King: 28:48
- Champion Gundyr: 31:19
- Dragonslayer Armor: 33:47
- Lothric Princes: 38:00
- Ancient Wyvern: 42:35
- Nameless King: 44:32
- Soul of Cinder: 51:20
- Champion's Gravetender and his Turbine Powered Doggo: 59:00
- Sister Friede: 1:02:05
- The Demon Prince: 1:12:28
- Darkeater Midir: 1:19:04
- Halflight, Spear of the Church: 1:25:14
- Slave Knight Gael: 1:34:44
Death Count:
Iudex Gundyr: 0 Deaths, but by god was it sloppy lmao
Vordt: 1
Curse-Rotted Greatwood: 0
Crystal Sage: 0 Deaths, 1 Reset
Deacons of the Deep: 0
Abyss Watchers: 4
Wolnir: 1
Old Demon King: 1
Pontiff: 1
Yhorm: 0
Aldrich: 0
Dancer: 0
Oceiros: 1
Champion Gundyr: 16 Deaths, although I'm not sure why I was parrying so inconsistently this time around. Kept getting partial parries and being oneshot till I swapped to lloyd's shield ring lol.
Dragonslayer Armor: 0
Lothric Princes: 5
Ancient Wyvern: 1 Death, a.k.a chain and axe RNG moment
Nameless King: 6 Deaths, 4 Resets, screw the first phase lol
Soul of Cinder: 22 Deaths, I suck at fighting him when I'm not abusing his stagger count
Champion's Gravetender and his Turbine Powered Doggo: 0
Friede: 0
Demon Prince: 4
Midir: 0 Deaths, still have no clue how you dodge that specific humanity sprite attack though.
Halflight: 3 Deaths, becomes a nuisance because he can one hit combo you and you have to be close to him to hurt him. Probably would've been better to swap to a weapon with more range.
Slave Knight Gael: 6
Gravity: bruh
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Songs used:
Mute City (Mario Kart 8):
youtube.com/watch?v=E6V1IIccP-4&t=32s
Red Sun (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance):
youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk
Barracuda (Noisestorm):
youtube.com/watch?v=KKRRWQq5f5E
The Battle Cats x Street Fighter V Arcade BGM #2:
youtube.com/watch?v=rmJsfTdyHYY&t=104s
Rush Hour (A Hat in Time):
youtube.com/watch?v=OXBcBugpHZg
Messier's Assault BGM #1 (The Battle Cats x Annihilation City):
youtube.com/watch?v=MWUNibZ3-Qs
Battle Cats Theme Piano Cover (The Battle Cats x Annihilation City):
youtube.com/watch?v=Jo6NkVsJ4TU
Why did I do this? Because I got bored.
F A S H I O N: https://wynndata.tk/s/1f9wxb
forums.wynncraft.com/threads/the-eye-solo-no-pot-but-f-a-s-h-i-o-n-is-the-most-important-part-of-a-build.269294/#post-3241716
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I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
forums.wynncraft.com/threads/my-wynncraft-magnum-opus-my-way-too-early-birthday-present-to-you.269144
This was going to be uploaded 2 months from now, but then the low disk space beast struck once again.
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Songs used:
Bikini Bottom/Sand Mountain (Battle for Bikini Bottom): youtube.com/watch?v=3BE1i4cs1Hw
Tem Shop (Undertale): youtube.com/watch?v=o-rBpvaUvto&t=10s
[Mai Hime] Mezame: youtube.com/watch?v=rudziat8H_k
Moskau Earrape: youtube.com/watch?v=s6jqZoztMSM
HOLY MEME MUSIC: youtube.com/watch?v=KhmXKGUOJyI
Dramatic War Song: youtube.com/watch?v=mNg34mFiedQ&t=83s
Ice Dungeon (FNaF World): youtube.com/watch?v=j08AD5lXzGk&t=111s
SUMMON IN THE SUNLIGHT (HAPPY SOULS): youtube.com/watch?v=dzB2cN-AU8w&t=47s
Manus, Father of the Abyss (Dark Souls: Prepare to Die Edition): youtube.com/watch?v=ujWjWcE9wkk&t=1s
High Score Music (FNaF UCN): youtube.com/watch?v=CiG0pI8p-AA
All Star: youtube.com/watch?v=8ay_BkRuv-o
Dr. Wily's Mad Science Remix (Mega Man 3): youtube.com/watch?v=E2P2IMUiCww&t=9s
LMFAO (Party Rock Anthem): youtube.com/watch?v=zIh5AHxh-Ok
Time Rift Collapse: youtube.com/watch?v=fAOn6xZy3FE&t=172s
Gusty Garden Remix by Qumu (Super Mario Galaxy): youtube.com/watch?v=KgJtpH3_4Hk
Sir Alonne (Dark Souls 2: Crown of the Old Iron King): youtube.com/watch?v=ztPGThfD_GY
Fortuna Redux (Fractal Dreamers): youtube.com/watch?v=D4VTuF5qC9s
Plessie's Plunging Falls (Super Mario 3D World): youtube.com/watch?v=qoHY0Ls1XHc&t=747s
Wii Shop Channel Music: youtube.com/watch?v=8avMLHvLwRQ
Sad Emotional Piano Music: youtube.com/watch?v=i3MJ5loj0Bg
Jellyfish Fields (Battle for Bikini Bottom): youtube.com/watch?v=fz-Sstui9yc&t=108s
Wario's Gold Mine Outside (Mario Kart Wii): youtube.com/watch?v=e3RVA1bAn7Y&t=205s
Follow Me (Sonic Heroes): youtube.com/watch?v=ftMjuj1qIoY
Bowser Jr's Mad (Mario Party 9): youtube.com/watch?v=IOPdyowRYf8&t=48s
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Songs used:
Bullet Station Zone (Sonic Heroes): youtube.com/watch?v=Em7dg7-3dRs&t=170s
Catclaw Dojo (Battle Cats): youtube.com/watch?v=O7I3RLk7bq0&t=99s
Nightcore - Ievan Polkka (VSNS Remix): youtube.com/watch?v=QwdbFNGCkLw
^Original: youtube.com/watch?v=3Y_y2oTvDow
Bowser's Castle (Mario Kart 8): youtube.com/watch?v=gqeV33ZZpio
Cuphead - One Hell of a Time [Electro Swing Remix]: youtube.com/watch?v=xeNb7v2ElAQ
Beethoven Virus (Diana Boncheva): youtube.com/watch?v=DtKCNJmARF0
Battle Cats Menu Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=QHuBSUO75nA&t=33s
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Songs used:
Space Battle (F-777): youtube.com/watch?v=LKBdeEJWcb4
Fine Dierum (Freddy in Space 2): youtube.com/watch?v=umO4arLnpJ8
The Big Bang (Battle Cats): youtube.com/watch?v=R5cIM08O9dA&t=196s
Plunging Falls (Super Mario 3D World): youtube.com/watch?v=J-0hzvMPdnM&t=24s
Battle Cats Theme Piano Cover (The Battle Cats X Annihilation City Collab): youtube.com/watch?v=Jo6NkVsJ4TU
This video is intended for audiences ages 13 and up.
P.S The way this is possible is the serpent ladies have a low chance to summon Havel. When I saw Havel get summoned by them, I got a wonderfully awful idea, which resulted in this. In theory, you could even get three Havels to fight you at once since there are two serpent ladies, but that's highly unlikely so I didn't bother.
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Song used:
Wario: Master of Disguise - Head Honcho Carpaccio (youtube.com/watch?v=K1TX5i7M6iY)
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In case that wasn't obvious.
Anyways, I may or may not have gotten obsessed with my new all-time favorite game, Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin, over the past month. I may or may not have also scrapped about 20 other videos before this one. I finally decided to actually upload something, so here you go. You can expect more Dark Souls 2 videos in the future.
Also I don't know why I keep spelling Maldron with a u. Pretty sure I misread it at some point and has just become a habit at this point.
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This video is intended for audiences ages 13 and up.
Songs used:
W.A. Mozart - Requiem, Dies Irae ("Amadeus" Soundtrack): youtube.com/watch?v=yX-I_2WnURA
Dancing Lasha Tumbai (Verdka Serduchka): youtube.com/watch?v=j27XTq5G5eg
It Has To Be This Way (Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance) youtube.com/watch?v=ZYAPgPH9hsI
Boss List:
#26: Pinwheel (0:29)
#25: Ceaseless Discharge (1:01)
#24: Asylum Demon (2:00)
#23: Gwyndolin (2:33)
#22: Taurus Demon (3:32)
#21: Iron Golem (4:35)
#20: Centipede Demon (5:21)
#19: Moonlight Butterfly (6:03)
#18: Seath the Scaleless (6:39)
#17: Gaping Dragon (7:33)
#16: Capra Demon (8:52)
#15: Stray Demon (9:34)
#14: Priscilla (10:05)
#13: Nito (10:58)
#12: Quelaag (11:50)
#11: Firesage Demon (12:56)
#10: Bed of Chaos (13:34)
#9: Bell Gargoyles (15:04)
#8: Gwyn (15:40)
#7: Sif (16:45)
#6: Four Kings (17:47)
#5: Sanctuary Guardian (18:47)
#4: Artorias (19:30)
#3: Ornstein and Smough (20:51)
#2: Kalameet (22:28)
#1: Manus (23:50)
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Song used: Friend Train & Friend Star (Kirby Star Allies) youtube.com/watch?v=_loT6cFctpQ
Just some random other things I didn't mention in the video (this was supposed to be a pinned comment but youtube keeps deleting comments I make for some reason):
1. I still have no idea why the mic keeps crackling.
2. If we were to base this off NG+, a number of different changes would've occurred:
- Four Kings easily takes the crown of being the hardest boss because their hp is bigger than a galaxy.
- The Gargoyles are significantly easier due to poor scaling of hp and attack power unless you go into it super early on.
- The Gaping Dragon also gains hp the size of a galaxy, meaning he would move up some as well.
- Pinwheel becomes somewhat formidable. Never thought I would say that out loud but the fireballs can oneshot you in NG+ so yeah, no more face tanking.
- The three musketeers become more obnoxious thus moving Nito up as a result. This is not the case for the Capra Demon's dogs simply because their hp isn't scaled that much.
- Iron Golem gets put a bit higher thanks to his damage reaching oneshot capabilities and making the fight a slog if you can't position him correctly to knock him off due to his hp.
- The Sanctuary Guardian becomes terrifying in NG+ since his hp increase, while not much, effectively allows him to utilize his diverse move pool to a scary degree. However, he wouldn't really move anywhere because all the bosses above him, save for maybe Artorias, on this list are still harder in NG+ (along with the Four Kings).
- All other bosses not specifically mentioned would've been adjusted accordingly.
Basically, the Four Kings in particular were pretty much the sole reason I felt it was unfair to judge based off of NG+.
3. The most times I've died to a boss in NG is against the Taurus Demon. We shall not speak of the 14 deaths that occurred.
4. Despite the order I've put them in, I died only 3 times to Manus in my first run and 2 times to Kalameet in my first run, whereas I died 6 times to Artorias in my first run and 9 times to Ornstein and Smough in my first run. This is because I was letting Artorias buff himself (I didn't know you could interrupt him until I was just trying to get in a tad bit of damage before the buff went off in my fifth attempt) and I was focusing Ornstein rather than Smough the first 6 or so times I fought them, a.k.a I just suck ass at fighting Ornstein.
5. I judged this based off of solo. Not because I have anything against people who have summons, hell do it all you want it doesn't effect me, but because I didn't even know that was a feature until Ornstein and Smough in my first play through.
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This video is intended for audiences ages 13 and up.
Server ip: play.hypixel.net
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Also, I know I technically took damage via falling in the Capra Demon fight, but I don't count that as a hit. Besides, I hate the Capra Demon anyways.
Boss Timestamps:
1. Asylum Demon - 0:00
2. Taurus Demon - 0:30
3. Bell Gargoyles - 1:22
4. Capra Demon - 2:51
5. Gaping Dragon - 3:47
6. Chaos Witch Quelaag - 7:35
7. Iron Golem - 9:28
8. Dragon Slayer Ornstein and Executioner Smough (Super Ornstein) - 10:37
9. Stray Demon - 14:31
10. Crossbreed Priscilla - 16:07
11. Dark Sun Gwyndolin - 17:09
12. Moonlight Butterfly - 20:26
13. Great Grey Wolf Sif - 22:07
14. Four Kings - 24:18
15. Ceaseless Discharge - 28:18
16. Firesage Demon - 29:44
17. Centipede Demon - 30:42
18. Bed of Chaos - 32:48
19. Pinwheel - 35:45
20. Gravelord Nito - 37:02
21. Seath the Scaleless - 39:34
22. Sanctuary Guardian - 42:00
23. Knight Artorias - 44:14
24. Manus, Father of the Abyss - 48:11
25. Black Dragon Kalameet - Intro at 51:50, fight at 54:13
26. Gwyn, Lord of Cinder - 57:20
Ending & Credits, the true final boss (yes you can skip them I know calm down) - 58:35
Oops I forgot to include the Death Count.
Death Count:
None: Asylum Demon, Taurus Demon, Bell Gargoyles, Capra Demon (got insanely lucky), Iron Golem, Sif, Ceaseless Discharge, Firesage, Pinwheel, Nito
1 Death: Quelaag, Stray Demon, Priscilla, Gwyndolin
2 Deaths: Gaping Dragon
3 Deaths: Sanctuary Guardian
4 Deaths: Seath the Scaleless
5 Deaths: Centipede Demon
Technically 6 but I'm personally only counting 2: Bed of Chaos (4 were trying to figure out how I was supposed to backtrack lol)
16 Deaths: Gwyn
19 Deaths: Ornstein & Smough (None were to Super Ornstein)
27 Deaths: Kalameet
Now let me just interrupt this real quick. HOW IN GODS NAME DOES THE BUTTER BITCH'S DOUBLE SPEAR ATTACK WORK? In the normal game, I would dodge through the initial hit, take damage from the second hit, and heal back said damage. Blocking was also an option. Both of those were not an option here, so I was losing my mind trying to figure out how to dodge it. 99% of the time trying to dodge the initial hit will result in the second one clipping you, even with the ninja flip. The only solution I've found is that midrolling makes them home in downward enough to hit the wall, and even then it's not a guarantee. I would greatly appreciate if someone could explain how this attack works to me, as I'm at a complete loss of words.
Oh yeah right the deaths.
37 Deaths: Moonlight Butterfly
We shall not speak of the hitless butterfly incident.
41 Deaths: Artorias
56 Deaths: Four Kings (easily the most notable difference in boss difficulty is normal Four Kings compared to NG+ Four Kings)
71 Deaths: Manus
100+ Deaths: Gravity
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This video is intended for audiences ages 13 and up.
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Songs used:
Rainbow Road (Mario Kart Wii): youtube.com/watch?v=PhOHzGuYBqA&t=45s
Moskau Earrape: youtube.com/watch?v=s6jqZoztMSM
Fuck this boss.
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A price to pay I suppose.
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Songs Used:
Wii Mii Channel theme: youtube.com/watch?v=C64VpcjXorw
Senbozakura "One Thousand Cherry Trees": youtube.com/watch?v=Mqps4anhz0Q
Battle Cats Menu Theme: youtube.com/watch?v=QHuBSUO75nA
Battle Cats Theme Piano Cover (The Battle Cats X Annihilation Collab): youtube.com/watch?v=Jo6NkVsJ4TU
Fun fact btw my save file corrupted after this.
EPIC SAUCE.
PS. The "Time taken to win" refers to the time taken across all attempts to beat the boss, not how long the boss itself took. Just thought I'd clarify that in case anyone thought that it took me 1 hour and 17 to beat the Asylum Demon in that run shown, when in reality it took 20 ish minutes.
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Song used: Delfino Plaza (Super Smash Bros. Ultimate Remix) youtube.com/watch?v=jUab0HyhrCo
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Also, fuck Crazed Gross.
P.S Crazed Axe was supposed to be in the outro but I may or may not have forgotten to put him in the lineup.
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Songs used:
Gamatoto (The Battle Cats): youtube.com/watch?v=CTX-cVIE5Mk
Into The Future Theme 2 The (The Battle Cats): youtube.com/watch?v=ba8kGtyzSCQ&t=659s
Enter the Dojo (The Battle Cats): youtube.com/watch?v=B75z9b7SV44&t=54s
Follow Me (Sonic Heroes): youtube.com/watch?v=ftMjuj1qIoY
I Need a Hero (Bonnie Tyler): youtube.com/watch?v=TFVrOC8gOhU
Mii Channel Music (Wii): youtube.com/watch?v=7bQpOB4sTtY&t=30s
Spear of Justice (Undertale): youtube.com/watch?v=YTy9v9a7Tmo
Truth, Beauty, and Hatred (Hollow Knight): youtube.com/watch?v=zidGo704SvI&t=55s
Torn from the Heavens (Monster Hunter: World/Final Fantasy Collab): youtube.com/watch?v=BlKjo5oi_HU&t=65s
O Fortuna (The Battle Cats): youtube.com/watch?v=PmvjYXQufsk&t=12s
Your Contract Has Expired (A Hat in Time): youtube.com/watch?v=IrzjCwHbwF0
Parodius Da! Music - Stage 3 (Labyrinth): youtube.com/watch?v=0tRnNasfKLA&t=114s
Battle Cats Theme Piano Cover (The Battle Cats X Annihilation Collab): youtube.com/watch?v=Jo6NkVsJ4TU
I'll see you in 5 years the feds are onto me.
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This video is intended for audiences 13 and up.
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Songs used:
Sneaky Snitch (Kevin MacLeod): youtube.com/watch?v=Cm0qaXi9THA
【東方キャノンボール】 侵攻する夢幻人形軍団 / IOSYS: youtube.com/watch?v=HyU65HOQY48
Bingo Highway (Sonic Heroes): youtube.com/watch?v=s-NmyKiSd2Q&t=128s
Pledge of Demon (Yakuza 0): youtube.com/watch?v=ga8yUafqiLM
Turns out I can, just that the audio decides to wonk out.
THEREFORE,
You know what this means.
P.S There's (hopefully) going to be a Monster Hunter video tomorrow now that my sinuses have fucked off.
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Song used:
Colder Stone (Freddy in Space 2): youtube.com/watch?v=9t0LHVvP1LE&t=482s
You're welcome
or not
probably not.
Timestamps:
Introduction from 0:00 - 0:55
Mafia Town Main Contracts:
- Beat the Heat (Full Clear): 0:56 - 4:18
- So You're Back From Outer Space (Complete within 65 seconds): 4:30 - 5:56
- Second Run/Smash All 7 UFOs: 6:12 - 7:53
- Rift Collapse: Mafia of Cooks (Full Clear): 8:06 - 10:39
- Collect-a-thon (Full Clear): 10:53 - 13:23
- She Speedran From Outer Space (Full Clear): 13:50 - 15:10
- Mafia Jumps (Full Clear): 15:25 - 17:20
- Vault Codes in the Wind (No Time Stop Hat): 17:32 - 19:24
- Second Run/Find time to defeat 10 Mafia: 19:47 - 22:30
- Encore! Encore! (Full Clear): 22:55 - 27:49
Battle of the Birds Main Contracts:
- Security Breach (Full Clear): 28:00 - 30:42
- Rift Collapse: Dead Bird Studio (Full Clear): 30:55 - 33:57
- The Great Big Hootenanny (Full Clear): 34:17 - 39:53
- 10 Seconds Until Self Destruct (One Hit-Hero/No Hats): 40:15 - 44:33
- Second Run/All Conductor Tokens: 44:46 - 47:20
- Community Map: Rhythm Jump Studio (Full Clear): 47:48 - 57:45
- Killing Two Birds (Only attack one director): 58:10 - 1:03:06
- Second Run/Finish with 100 seconds left: 1:03:24 - 1:06:31
Subcon Forest Main Contracts:
- Speedrun Well (Full Clear): 1:07:06 - 1:08:47
- Rift Collapse: Sleepy Subcon (Full Clear): 1:09:08 - 1:10:53
- Boss Rush (Full Clear): 1:11:12 - 1:23:30
- Quality Time With Snatcher (Full Clear): 1:24:04 - 1:30:27
- Breaching the Contract (Full Clear): 1:31:20 - 1:38:27
Apologies, this is really laggy for some reason.
- Community Map: Twilight Travels (Full Clear): 1:38:43 - 1:47:19
Alpine Skyline Main Contracts:
- Bird Sanctuary (Full Clear): 1:48:30 - 1:53:00
- Wound-Up Windmill (Full Clear): 1:53:28 - 1:57:08
- Rift Collapse: Alpine Skyline (Full Clear): 1:57:24 - 2:00:14
- The Illness Has Speedrun (Full Clear): 2:00:48 - 2:06:35
- Community Map: Mountain (Full Clear): 2:06:55 - 2:14:55
The Sequel to the Titanic:
- Rift Collapse: Deep Sea (Full Clear): 2:15:50 - 2:22:31
- Cruisin' For a Bruisin' (Do 40 tasks without missing one): 2:22:57 - 2:35:46
- Second Run/70 tasks complete: 2:36:02 - 2:53:50
Mustache Girl's Hot-Tub:
- The Mustache Gauntlet (Full Clear): 2:55:00 - 3:04:22
- No More Bad Guys (Full Clear): 3:04:43 - 3:09:10
Candles:
- Zero Jumps
- Welcome to Mafia Town: 3:10:07 - 3:10:48
- Cheating the Race: 3:11:00 - 3:11:54
- Contractual Obligations: 3:12:05 - 3:14:55
- Train Rush: 3:15:08 - 3:18:12
- Snatcher's Hit List and Camera Tourist: 3:18:23 - 3:21:25
- Snatcher Coins: 3:21:30 - 3:25:35
(Mafia Town - Battle of the Birds - Subcon Forest - Alpine Skyline - Nyakuza Metro)
The Finale: Seal the Deal (Full Clear): 3:25:36 - 3:39:08
Ending: 3:39:27
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I'd be willing to argue this is my proudest accomplishment when it comes to video games. Death Wish has been one of the most challenging things I've done in a long while, and I LOVE it.
I highly recommend getting A Hat in Time. The base game is fun as hell (if you noticed, I stopped recording it because I got so invested in playing the game), and Death Wish is specifically designed to be hard as shit for those who love that aspect of it. Even if you're a more "casual" (air quotes because that definition varies by person), there is an option to make each Death Wish easier (i.e, Peace and Tranquility), so you can still have fun regardless! While I personally did not enable this mode for any of the Death Wishes, it doesn't matter if you enable it or not, because at the end of the day, the point is for the game to be enjoyable!
Quick side note in case someone watches this and gets confused why the bosses fly by so fast: the bosses only have half of their normal hp in this level (aside from Snatcher XX/Ultra Snatcher).
P.S I have no idea why the music randomly bugs out at 13:04. It happened on my previous run as well, but I'm not entirely sure what causes it.
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Similar to Killing Two Birds, the other requirement effectively doubles the length of the fight, which, since Snatcher gets faster over time, becomes insane after around half way. I highly recommend doing the bonus of "survive 6 minutes" on another contract named "Quality Time" (where you legit just need to survive in the normal Snatcher boss for up to 6 minutes), since this requirement is basically that on steroids.
I could probably do a not hit run if I perfected dodging on the triple onslaught, which is by the far the deadliest move aside from him following that up with the red explosions immediately (getting caught in even one red explosion basically means instant game over due to how fast they move later on, but early in the fight it's pretty easy to manage).
Only main problem I have with the boss is sometimes the potions are really unresponsive to the controls (as shown by me struggling to grab it at 2:41 and 4:28). Other than that, very epoc fight.
Death Count:
9 attempts to beat the boss for the first time
55 attempts to beat both bonuses at the same time (64 total)
3 attempts to beat the boss hitless without the second bonus (67 total)
P.S I have no clue why I let myself get hit at 3:08 and 3:25. That was really messy and I have regrets.
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I'll probably go back and try it again no-hit or hats eventually though.
Attempts:
3 attempts to beat the boss normally for the first time.
26 attempts to beat the boss without hats or getting hit.
41 attempts to only attack one director until the end (this footage broke for some reason, so I had to go get another winning run later, hence the cut at after the boss intro).
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This was also going to be the 100% Not Accurate of EO, but, after multiple recordings, I simply sounded uninterested in what I was talking about, which I was aside from the boss.
Thank you for all the fond memories you have helped me create on Wynn, and I hope you continue to find enjoyment in it or elsewhere!
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Songs used:
The Big Bang (Battle Cats):
youtube.com/watch?v=D-vaRmzaGUo
Super Sonic vs. Perfect Dark Gaia (Sonic Unleashed):
youtube.com/watch?v=SWMcIB7XIi0
The End (Battle Cats):
youtube.com/watch?v=jf2nSwZn-aE
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Server ip: play.hypixel.net
This stream is intended for audiences ages 13 and up.
Total Attempts: 194 (8 were to just beat him the first time, every time after that was the challenge).
One hit away deaths: 12
Most deaths were a result of ultra/mega charge, being unable to reach the Mafia Boss in time after his spin move, miss timing of the triple mafia charge, or jacked up mafia ball physics.
Aside from the mafia ball physics being really wonky sometimes, this boss is an absolute blast. I don't think I've ever been as calm (and by calm, I mean I was not upset at all aside from the several mentioned times of wonky mafia ball physics, because you better believe every time I was on the last phase my heart was racing faster than the speed of sound) as I have when fighting a boss before. Nearly every death aside from the mafia ball felt like it was my fault. If you're wondering why there's a pause at 4:06, it's because I was absolutely overjoyed to the point where I was crying, which has only ever happened on two other occasions (youtube.com/watch?v=K3F9h329jmQ and youtube.com/watch?v=BtTivMmOR80&t=876s).
You are allowed to wear hats and other badges for the bonuses. You also are able to do each bonus one a time. I just didn't because why not. I'd recommend using Brewing Hat, for if you need to hit him from a distance, Ice Hat, since it gives you 2 (maybe 1, not sure) iframes via taking a hit for you, or the Projectile Badge, which can be used to hit the Mafia Boss from any distance. Time Stop often can mess with your timing, so I'd recommend just trying to learn the patterns and timings rather than relying on it.
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The full stream can be viewed here youtu.be/CnZbd5ZgGtg.
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Build: https://wynndata.tk/s/5t2mf0
In hindsight, I should've used vortex bracer over follow the wind. Also, as said in the video, you really don't need greed unless you're doing a no pot run and need that failsafe for when RNG decides to dick you over. You can just swap that to something like Impudent should you wish.
P.S if the song sounds awkwardly looped, it's because it is and somehow I manage to fail at looping a song.
Also, I'll go back to working on editing that livestream now.
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Song used:
Genesis of the End (ty to Corpe_ for letting me use it):
youtube.com/watch?v=p0r_Ni4V94U
This is intended for ages 13 and older.
P.S This was supposed to be up like 6 hours ago when I woke up, but the aspect ratio was really wonky when it uploaded for some reason.
Build: https://wynndata.tk/s/kzgqa4
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Songs used:
Stone Cold (FNAF World): youtube.com/watch?v=MtesmNuUDiU
Shadowlord's Castle ~ Roar (Nier): youtube.com/watch?v=ST45EM6Mz2I
Also, thanks to the chads who threw prof bombs and people in the prof tryhard discord. Otherwise, I would've seen you guys in the next 67 years.
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Song used: Picture Perfect (A Hat in Time) youtube.com/watch?v=Psquwscyxbg
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Songs used:
Death Wish (A Hat in Time): youtube.com/watch?v=TljApMdkWdo&t=113s
The Final Antasma Battle (Mario & Luigi Dream Team): youtube.com/watch?v=PrAYVhPU-9g
Also, this boss is the best boss in all of Wynncraft.
Change my mind.
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Songs used:
Night of Nights (Flowering nights remix) youtube.com/watch?v=vS_a8Edde8k
Your Contract Has Expired (A Hat in Time) youtube.com/watch?v=IrzjCwHbwF0
The Grand Finale (Bowser's Inside Story) youtube.com/watch?v=FBLp-3Rw_u0
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Also remove BILL's suicide strike k thanks bye.
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Songs used:
Trainwreck Of Electro Swing (A Hat in Time) youtube.com/watch?v=2c1iSpk3u1A
Bramble Blast (Super Smash Bros. Brawl) youtube.com/watch?v=G3rnyqI7dFc
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Interested in Monster Hunter World? http://www.monsterhunterworld.com/us
Songs used:
Katamari Damacy Soundtrack - 01 - Katamari on the Rock
youtube.com/watch?v=iMH49ieL4es
Checker Dance
youtube.com/watch?v=pdHC4-XZJp8
Filibuster Obstructa
youtube.com/watch?v=hUxBEAAl744
Bowser Jr.'s Mad
youtube.com/watch?v=IOPdyowRYf8&t=19s
Masked Dedede Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=scQgHrBll9c&t=57s
Truth, Beauty and Hatred
youtube.com/watch?v=zidGo704SvI
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Want to play Wynncraft? Wynn's Ip: play.wynncraft.com
Song used: Muncher Marathon (Donkey Kong Country Returns) youtube.com/watch?v=0nCMaHDv_S4
Also, didn't say what my top 5 were at 2:16, but in case you wanted to know it's Spooder, Bulk, Sanic, Shoop, and Tinman in no particular order outside of Spooder being my favorite.
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Want to play hypixel? play.hypixel.net
Songs used:
Big Blue (F-Zero) [New Remix]- Super Smash Bros Ultimate
youtube.com/watch?v=Ra7wGbkT3J0
Napalm Man Stage (Mega Man 5) [New Remix]- Super Smash Bros Ultimate
youtube.com/watch?v=lCkdIQxQXTo
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Also, if I don't see at least one person say "haha mage" I'll delete my minecraft account.
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Runic Realms IP: play.runicrealms.com
Songs used:
FNaF World: Dungeon Theme (youtube.com/watch?v=h7Lo89990bA&t=9s)
Minecraft: Far (youtube.com/watch?v=CuqeaZZyL48)
Kirby: Triple Deluxe: 0:46-1:44
A Hat In Time: 1:45-4:24
Wynncraft: 4:25-6:17
FNAF World: 6:18-9:06
Brief footage of Deltarune, but almost entirely Super Paper Mario: 9:07-11:31
Portal 2: 11:32-14:15
Sonic Unleashed (includes very brief mentions of Colors, 06, and Heroes as well): 14:16-17:24
Bloodborne: 17:25-21:52
Hollow Knight: 21:53-23:27
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance: 23:28-End
Forgive me if the edits seem a bit messy. This was my first time implementing blur and fading text into my video. Hopefully, it'll get better in the future!
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The following is footage from other creators for specific game play sections of the video (this WILL include the names of bosses, consider yourself warned):
youtube.com/watch?v=6-Hc_CJZmbc (Masked Dedede's Fight)
youtube.com/channel/UCfgh3Ul_dG6plQ7rzuOLx-w (DO NOT LEWD THE HAT LOLI)
youtube.com/watch?v=m4oakzQ3NtY (Killing Two Birds Fight)
youtube.com/watch?v=3d-RnRnD0hU&t=136s (Jevil Fight)
youtube.com/watch?v=hOQbf9UcbVk (Super Dimentio Fight+Ending)
youtube.com/watch?v=MG_a8XqScro&t=340s (Portal 2's Plot Twist) and youtube.com/watch?v=hHPwmzbpaAU (Wheatley's Fight+Ending)
youtube.com/watch?v=F2oXXGQ-Ipg&t=30s (Perfect Dark Gaia Fight)
youtube.com/watch?v=cF3LooXSxaI (Ludwig the Accursed/Holy Blade fight)
youtube.com/watch?v=mALkd3DG6HA&t=209s (Senator Armstrong vs. Raiden)
I do not own any of the footage listed, nor do I own any of the music within the video itself.
Ok.
Also.
The.
Great.
Bridge.
God.
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Songs used:
Now You've Done It (Mario Party 9) youtube.com/watch?v=yloITgJUvag
Into the Future Theme #1 (Battle Cats) youtube.com/watch?v=LZe7fJ44ZCg
Wynncraft Ip: play.wynncraft.com
Yeah uh
See I discovered a burning love in my heart for the Divine/Paladin archetype in the new update, so in order to prepare to milk those builds dry I was going to come back and powerlevel for money.
That's of course when I realized I was enjoying playing Wynn again so now I am thy back.
I need to stop doing 180s after every time I say I'm going to stop doing something.
Actually I said I was stopping playing Wynn in my last Wynn video 3 months ago so uh,
a partial 180.
Also, I changed my mind, byte's the worst thing you could get from FF since Rune of Safe Passage exists.
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Song used: King Dedede's Theme [Brawl] -Super Smash Bros Ultimate youtube.com/watch?v=hPZm4Px-zYg
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