Painkiller Already ep 42 w/ Lord Kat WoodysGamertag 2024-10-16 | Painkiller Already ep 42 w/ Lord Kat
Did Boogie2988 Fake His Cancer: PKA 708 WoodysGamertag 2024-07-13 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbGo to painkilleralready.com and use ‘PKA10’ for 10% off NEW PKA merch!Use Code “PKA’ at Checkout for BlueSupport PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors. No guests!0:00:31 - Kyle and Woody reflect on their heroic experiences as cancer survivors0:05:52 - Why gay men have only just recently been allowed to donate blood0:09:18 - Did Boogie2988 fake a cancer diagnosis to run a crypto ponzi scheme?0:16:28 - The positively insane scientific beliefs of Terrance Howard0:22:49 - More on Boogie2988’s fake cancer scandal0:30:05 - Kyle’s 30 year veggie abstinence & why bugs aren’t actually what you think 0:33:01 - Boogie’s crypto ponzi scheme explained0:36:48 - The Subreddit where men build caves to enjoy adult content in excess0:42:45 - More on boogie: Crypto shenanigans, weight loss surgery fail & more0:49:58 - These 3 Chrome extensions are must-haves and PKA endorsed!0:52:53 - Kyle’s obsession with YouTube ‘Try On’ girls & his confusing 1-10 hotness scale0:58:40 - Is the media finally accepting that Joe Biden is a senile old man? 1:06:45 - Who should the Democrats pick for POTUS instead of Joe Biden? 1:16:04 - Lord Emperor Trump & the awesome life of a Trump secret service agent1:21:20 - Trump vs Biden talk: Epstein, legal cases, Biden’s replacement & much more1:35:17 - The absurdity that was the Jussie Smollet Chicago ‘attack’ scandal1:38:10 - If there was no child support, would the guys want to have DOZENS of kids? 1:46:04 - Insanely hot Mexican weather girls & Kyle’s confusing 1-10 scale of hotness1:54:04 - DIno nuggies, bratwurst and corndogs: PKA’s best/worst processed foods1:58:47 - PKA talks House of the Dragon, Game of Thrones & fixing that AWFUL ending2:13:19 - Ad reads: Lock and Load, NEW PKA merch & Blue2:18:53 - Just how many more gaffs is Biden going to have during his campaign? 2:21:25 - Politics talk: Lord Emperor Trump, Joe Biden, George Clooney & more2:27:28 - Trump vs Qasem Soleimani, Kung Fu Panda & America’s *sword* missiles 2:33:10 - More on Boogie2988 and his very unusual relationship with his girlfriend2:40:53 - PKA talks superheroes: The Boys, The Wasp & the invincible Hulk2:50:32 - Arnold Schwarzengeggar’s best/worst movies & the movie that RIP’d his career2:56:40 - Movie talk: Nic Cage, Longlegs, Mandy & Rambo (2008) l3:03:14 - More movie talk: PKAs GOAT-tier horror movies, Kevin Costner & more3:16:47 - Gaming talk: Age of Empires 2, Civilisation, Warhammer & GTA 63:29:50 - The horror movie that was so disturbing it physically upset Kyle 3:36:07 - An interview with a vampire & how to survive in The Walking Dead universe3:41:18 - If mixed race celebs could be traded like athletes, who would PKA want to trade? 3:48:30 - Kanye vs the people of Israel & why do people care about The Kardashians?3:52:53 - Kevin Spacey’s ‘coming out’ scandal & more on Boogie’s fake cancer 3:58:26 - If Adolf H. was just a LITTLE bit better of an artist, could his crimes be forgiven?4:00:49 - The guys call it a show
What Happened To Woody: PKA 707 W/ Harley WoodysGamertag 2024-07-06 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbbetterhelp.com/PKA Go to painkilleralready.com and use ‘PKA10’ for 10% off NEW PKA merch!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/epicmealtime Twitter: https://x.com/HarleyPlays Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Kyle introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors - No Woody this week?!0:00:58 - Where is Woody?! We genuinely don’t know!0:04:18 - RIP Woody in purgatory, Amish technology loopholes & NYC’s Jewish tunnels0:11:53 - PKA talks Israel updates: Nonconsensual dog attacks, artillery strikes & more0:16:09 - PKA introduces Harley to the WILD world of Bad Dragon adult toys0:22:50 - Woody is still missing - Is it too soon to start selling ‘RIP” Woody merch?0:25:37 - South America’s secret German societies & why you NEVER *F* with Mossad0:32:10 - Harley’s thoughts on Vancouver gangsters, Freedom Convoys & political theatrics0:40:18 - PKA talks Supreme Court rulings and the latest Trump legal updates0:43:11 - Lord of the Rings talk: 4D cinemas, Jill Biden & why the Hobbit movies SUCKED0:55:51 - David the gnome, Banana Man & Matilda: PKA talks childhood nostalgia shows 1:06:27 - Did the guys ever experience corporal punishment as kids, if so how?1:14:46 - PKA reacts to the latest news and updates from the Dr Disrespect minor scandal1:24:36 - Why 1940s German memorabilia is a strangely desirable collectors item1:31:03 - PKA reflects on the embarassing Trump vs Biden Presidential debate1:42:02 - Protein bars, Dr Pepper and more: PKA’s go-to ‘healthy’ snacks and drinks1:48:28 - Harley’s VR exercise routine & if PKA had AI virtual reality fitness trainers1:54:34 - Why Harley has a very personal, sassy relationship with his ChatGPT AI2:06:55 - Harley has a hilarious PKA-centric conversation with ChatGPT on his phone 2:10:50 - Woody is here! Where was he for the past 2 hours??2:14:06 - Ad reads: BetterHelp, lock and load and NEW PKA Merch2:18:54 - Why oldschool movies and cinematography is VERY different to today’s films2:24:57 - Uncensored phalluses in TVs/movies & the PKA golden age of adult midget videos2:34:04 - The Hawk Tuah girl, Trump’s Presidential member & phallic ball bearing implants2:40:27 - Why did Kyle used to tell ex-girlfriends he had these very unusual tattoos?2:43:10 - Fitness talk: Overhead Pressing, gym fails and more 2:49:56 - More VR talk: Tarkov VR trolling and Harley’s bizarre VR experiences3:04:46 - PKA Patreon Hangout drama: Bad mics, code names and interrupters3:19:58 - Have the guys ever had to ID a woman they’ve dated? 3:22:22 - Kyle’s full body scan and prison constipation3:26:06 - Food talk: Jackie’s AWFUL chili, The Bear & Harley’s Epic Meal Time meals3:31:57 - Kyle talks about THAT FPSRussia clip & other hilarious filming incidents3:37:45 - Woody’s decade-long beef with gaming glasses company, Gunnar Optiks3:42:21 - Harley’s Top Golf experience & the myth of the ‘power bottom’ in the bedroom3:47:08 - PKA makes their latest 2024 Presidential predictions - Will Biden drop out?3:52:23 - If the guys could download any life skill/talent, what would they pick?4:04:08 - Should women be called up for the draft? Is being a hot girl a life cheat code? 4:06:40 - The guys call it a show
Dr Disrespect Cancelled, You Are Next: PKA 706 W/ Sam Hyde & Richard Ryan WoodysGamertag 2024-06-29 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbGo to painkilleralready.com and use ‘PKA10’ for 10% off NEW PKA merch!Use Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:Richard’s YouTube: youtube.com/fullmag Richard’s Twitter: https://x.com/richardryan Sam’s Fish Tank live stream: https://www.fishtank.live/ Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors. New merch drop!0:01:12 - PKA reacts to the big Dr Disrespect drama: Minors, NDAs and Twitch bans0:13:56 - Just how much did Twitch know about the Doc drama, was there a coverup?0:19:43 - Machinima, Junkyard123 & old school Dr Disrespect during the CoD YouTube era0:27:05 - PKA reacts to the live Trump vs Biden debate (how do you ‘win’ a debate?)0:51:03 - Richard Ryan joins the show and gives his take on the Dr Disrespect drama0:54:58 - The future of AI in hacking, celebrity scandals and uncovering dirt on celebs1:00:40 - Indian crime and Taylor Swift conspiracies: Kyle’s unusual Subreddits of the Week 1:13:06 - PKA’s ideal vacation countries & the best/worst countries in Africa to be a tourist1:17:31 - The terribly upsetting Chinese practice of female foot binding 1:20:13 - Fitness talk: Getting fat, TRT & how Kyle exercised discipline to get *shredded* 1:33:28- More fitness talk: Cardio machines, Norwegian 4x4 HIIT workouts & more1:37:33 - Sam Hyde (‘Dragomir’) joins the show and explains the bizarre new Fish Tank series1:51:04 - More Fish Tank Talk: Challenges, creatures of the night, Lord Fattius & more 1:55:56 - Fish Tank contestant ‘Xavier’ makes a (quite frankly bizarre) appearance2:00:16 - What do Fish Tank contestants win as a prize? Nothing, but Sam gets a Subaru2:04:54 - Sam’s ‘magic mirror’ battery is weakening and therefore he must depart2:07:57 - Sam Hyde’s funniest sketches & the bizarre lore of Fish Tank’s wizarding world 2:18:19 - Ad reads: Lock and Load, Blue & PKA’s NEW merch website!2:27:03 - Richard explains how he’s using NFTs to help retired service dogs in America 2:41:32 - Kyle’s experience with police dog bite suits & his devious Belgian Malinois, Dak2:50:41 - Trump vs Biden debate update - Is Biden getting embarrassed on national TV?2:53:20 - RIchard’s thoughts on NFTs, YouTube adsense & open-source tech platforms3:08:22 - Richard talks military drone swarms, jammers & advanced US military tech 3:20:31 - Trump vs Biden update: Yes, Biden is getting embarrassed on national TV 3:24:07 - PKA introduces Richard to ‘MorePlatesMoreDates’ and his S-tier YouTube content 3:31:51 - Taylor had a craving for sweet, high-fiber treats… now his farts reek! 3:36:24 - Kyle and Taylor explain to Richard how ‘Lock and Load’ came to be 3:42:37 - The adult-themed cafe/dance club that opened in Kyle’s sleepy Southern town3:48:29 - The time Richard gave marketing advice to a topless Las Vegas dancer3:52:12 - Kyle’s new favorite Youtube content: Scantily clad ‘try on girls;4:01:59 - The guys call it a show
Oompaville He Fed His Daughter What!?!?| PKA 705 WoodysGamertag 2024-06-22 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbbetterhelp.com/PKA Guest Social Medias:YouTube:youtube.com/channel/UC6Mjg5R5QOJYjrio1JmP8Fg Twitter: https://x.com/oompaville Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors, no guest this week?0:00:10 - Monetization, YouTube censorship and free speech0:02:56 - Kyle calls BS on global warming, climate change and carbon footprints0:06:15 - Oompaville (Caleb) joins the show and shows off his cute pupper0:10:16 - Why crippled dogs make kyle sad, big dog poops and more doggo talk0:14:15 - Caleb’s thoughts on global warming and Taylor’s toilet clogging horror story0:21:50 - Dubious Temu bidets & PKA guest Driftor’s multitude of curious medical issues0:28:38 - Nevermind cooking, here’s the REAL way you should be using your ginger roots..0:32:46 - The bible, hermeticism and the illuminati: PKA goes deep on religions and cults 0:41:51 - Bohemian Grove conspiracies & why Richard Nixon would be canceled in 2024..0:45:07 - Why the College fraternity lifestyle isn’t really the craziness its made out to be.. 0:51:05 - Shrooms, THC & alcohol: PKA’s various experiences with legal/illegal substances 1:03:27 - How a simple back injury can become a life-altering ordeal in the blink of an eye1:06:42 - Caleb opens up on his family, mental health struggles & therapy experiences 1:21:04 - How to deal with negative YouTube comments and online critics as a content creator1:23:17 - Taylor’s traumatic childhood experiences of SSRIs and religious therapists 1:26:45 - September 11th, 2001: PKA remembers the day that changed America forever1:32:04 - Politics talk: Presidential debates, Rob F Kennedy & ivermectin injections1:36:06 - Deet spray, chiggers and Caleb’s nasty brown recluse spider bite1:42:40 - The time Woody fired a nurse & why kids are stupid idiots always getting injured 1:46:50 - Impalements, scares and more: PKA”s worst injury stories1:59:58 - Taylor’s hog chase, Caleb’s 1v1 with a goat & the tragic tale of PKA Henrietta2:06:42 - kyle explains trophy hunting to woody and caleb’s quail raising2:17:02 - Why living alone in a rural area can be absolutely terrifying at night time2:20:16 - Ad reads: Lock and Load & BetterHelp2:25:41 - Lord of the Rings talk: Raunchy elves, IRL hobbits & Ian McKellen 2:31:35 - The remarkable intelligence of crows and octopus’ 2:33:48 - The life of a vampire and what if humans lived to 170 years old? 2:40:21 - TV/movie talk: Hundreds of Beavers, Taxi Driver & The Boys goes woke 2:44:48 - Bill Clinton’s Presidential hands & why the French love a good revolution2:49:10 - The one place in the world Taylor would NEVER want to travel to..2:53:41 - Crazy medical conspiracies & is plumbing the greatest human invention of all time?3:00:24 - Thalidomide babies and how to cheese your way to a Paralympics medal3:06:14 - Victoria’s Secret new model with an extra chromosome: Hot or not? 3:09:10 - Hollywood’s best plus-sized actors & Matt Damon’s packing on the pounds3:13:44 - Kyle’s chubby puppy & Caleb’s thoughts on the plus-sized community3:19:43 - Would Woody vote for Trump if the Democratic candidate was a big boi? 3:24:13 - Vladimir Putin: Protector of puppers and best friend of Kim Jong Un 3:28:48 - Caleb’s various breeds of cows and the sanctity of beef burgers in sci-fi3:33:07 - Star Trek animal communication and the most barbaric medical procedures3:38:23 - JK Rowling, Harry Potter & what Hogwarts Houses would best suit the PKA crew3:45:28 - Is Taylor Swift’s relationship with Travis Kelsey just a big conspiracy? 3:47:08 - Nonconsensual Indian exploits & the safest country to be an American tourist 3:49:55 - Where in the world would the guys want to travel to for a 9 day vacation??3:54:29 - PKA’s favorite DIY tool brands & does gym equipment need to be expensive?3:57:57 - Taylor and Caleb bond over their mutual love of smoking their meats4:00:57 - The guys call it a show
PKA 704 W/ Vinwiki Chris: Cliff Jumping With Cars, Grizzly Bear Experience, Star Wars Acolyte Fails WoodysGamertag 2024-06-15 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbUse Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@VINwiki Website: vinwiki.com Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:10 - Chris Michaels’ journey through the world of art and mastering photoshop0:08:40 - Was this 20th Century German dictator actually a good artist ?0:11:36 - The future of AI use in industries which previously relied upon human expertise0:16:23 - PKA’s AI conspiracies (are we headed for a world like WALL-E?)0:25:08 - Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison & Trump vs sharks vs electric boats: Who wins?0:32:01 - Chris explains his annual tradition of throwing cars of cliffs for July 4th in Alaska0:42:52 - Robert Pattinson, Christian Bale, Ben Affleck: Who played Batman the best?0:50:45 - The fantastical world of Harry Potter and the tragic tale of Severus Snape0:57:02 - Animated TV talk: Avatar, Akira, Spawn and Archer’s underwhelming climax1:05:06 - Homemade Israeli trebuchets, custom air cannons & Sci-Fi time dilation talk1:14:54 - The American businessman who rescued a Soviet submarine with the CIA1:18:57 - Chris’ former Russian flatmate: Art student by day, assassin by night 1:26:25 - Presidential promises, political swing states & coal energy vs nuclear fission1:30:58 - The OceanGate sub & why carbon fiber isn’t as indestructible as you think.. 1:36:24 - Fake moon rocks, garlic-y hydrogen and does oxygen smell of *anything*?1:40:44 - Chris’ somber experience of visiting trip to Auschwitz-Birkenau camp1:46:18 - Why The Alamo SUCKS & why people from the 19th Century were so smelly1:50:56 - PKA’s worst experiences with cultures who don’t value personal hygiene 1:56:40 - Why REAL Indian spicy food should not be touched by the common white man 2:01:20 - PKA reacts to Twitter removing public likes & the rise of AI adult videos2:06:10 - The time Chris stumbled upon a naughty box full of granny feet VHS/mags 2:10:02 - Ad reads: Lock and Load and Blue2:17:30 - Tactical tomahawks & black bears: Chris’ crazy story of anarchy in Alaska2:29:53 - Woodworking, hardtack and butchering: PKA’s favorite videos of the week 2:35:31 - More on Chris’ Alaska story & could a grizzly bear beat a gorilla in a 1v1?2:40:31 - Black bears? Harmless. Brown bears? Scarier. Polar bears? RIP to you2:49:57 - What traditionally pleasant smells do the guys find absolutely repulsive?2:55:04 - Taylor’s recent fudge frenzy and brisket binging on his weekend hike2:59:57 - Chris’ cowboy cosplay & why Colonel Sanders was a real one 3:08:20 - Fast food talk: The REAL Wendy’s girl, Ihe great chicken sandwich debate & more3:15:46 - The time Woody considered buying a Chick-Fil-A and a movie theater3:22:50 - The downfall of the movie theater and the rise of the home theater3:30:10 - Kyle’s Tim Burton Christmas terror & why Taylor isn’t a fan of Ryan Reynolds 3:41:35 - Has Disney completely ruined Star Wars with its woke agenda? PKA debates3:54:03 - How Star Trek correctly handled woke/progressive writing and characters4:03:25 - The guys call it a show
PKA 703 W/ TurkeyTom: Going To Indian Poo Festival, Brown Balloon Attack, Biden Goes Number 2 WoodysGamertag 2024-06-08 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbGuest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@TurkeyTom Twitter: https://x.com/anonbirdd Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors (tom’s UFC KO)0:03:44 - Tom’s plan to go to an Indian poo festival with Brandon Buckingham0:16:41 - Tom’s Bulgarian ancestry, intense Balkan rivalries & the lazy lifestyle of the Greeks0:21:58 - North Korean smelly brown balloon attack & why we need GMO crabs legs0:30:55 - What’s the best/least cruel way to go out via capital punishment? 0:34:20 - Kyle’s recent experience of having an edible-induced, terrifying panic attack0:38:58 - The Socialist YouTuber who started beef with PKA hall of fame guest, Wendigoon0:48:39 - Confederate stores, upside-down flags & the George Washington Carver conspiracy 0:59:43 - Obese bears, non-consensual dolphins and are dogs intelligent or dumb?1:07:28 - Mr Beast’s *deleted* illegal video and more on Tom’s Indian poop festival antics1:11:17 - Woody’s raunchy weekend & just how frisky were PKA’s mothers and fathers? 1:17:33 - Getting caught mid-stroke & the good ol’ days of Limewire & pixelated adult movies1:21:12 - The rise of Spotify and why Kyle was a huge Eminem stan in his teenage years1:25:21 - How PKA disappointed their fathers by playing Halo, Pokemon & Magic cards1:30:10 - The ultimate PKA debate: Which Pokemon is the hottest? 1:32:34 - Substance misuse, dodgy bedroom activities, child neglect: Rekeita Law’s downfall1:47:04 - Stinky kids, fashion horror stories & poop bandits: PKA’s worst school stories2:05:40 - More PKA school talk: Poopy batons, awful electives and Military teachers2:15:44 - Russian nuclear threats, Biden’s bathroom blooper & Trump’s farcical fart story2:27:52 - PKA’s 2024 Presidential picks & is Trump implicated in the Epstein files? 2:32:01 - Ad read: Lock and Load2:33:57 - Is the next generation of Zoomers about to revive the edgy humor of the 2000s?2:37:50 - Why are conservative news hosts so much hotter than liberal media personalities?2:46:20 - UFC talk: Makhachev vs Poirier, Dagestan FBI informants & Conor McGregor2:54:04 - Why kyle detests womens sports & what makes a sport ‘interesting’ to PKA3:02:56 - PKA’s street fight Subreddit of the week & getting undressed during a duel3:09:44 - More UFC talk: Intimate wrestling, staph infections & DC’’s Dagestani bromance 3:15:56 - David Attenborough on LA women & Tom’s favorite nuisance streamer, TooApree 3:28:26 - Why planet fitness hates jacked dudes & PKA’s favorite workout routines3:32:40 - Homeless hostages & high speed bike chases: PKA’s videos of the week3:42:58 - Extreme high speed jet skiing and life-endangering water races3:47:35 - Tom’s days as a semi-pro skier & Taylor’s thoughts on the Stanley Cup final3:54:59 - How come more Pro Athletes don’t move to cities with low tax rates?3:58:32 - Why Kyle’s sports teams are down bad rn & is Jon Jones a little homo?4:04:08 - The guys call it a show, Tom shouts out his friend TooApree
PKA 702: The First Felon President, Human Zoos Were Real, George Washington Carver Exposed WoodysGamertag 2024-06-01 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% offim,Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors - No guests this week!0:00:45 - Woody’s experience of getting a colonoscopy and getting high in the process0:08:08 - PKA reacts to Donald Trump’s 34 felony convictions in New York 0:13:45 - Trump’s apprentice shenanigans & the rise of AI tomfoolery/internet scams0:20:14 - Politics talk: Trump’s sentencing, polls & America’s incredibly divided voter base0:24:00 - PKA investigates which countries are the most obese around the world!0:27:38 - Israel-Palestine talk & why the US’ 1945 attack on Japan was completely justified0:40:50 - The true story of the Library of Alexandria, Aztec pyramids & historical hoaxes0:46:51 - Crazy casino surcharges & why Taylor wants to visit Mongolia and Japan0:50:57 - Getting lost in Mexico and Woody’s fancy milk & post-PKA pretzels1:02:30 - Why the world is a giant game of Monopoly & recycling is BS conspiracy1:07:08 - Kyle calls BS on microplastic in male genitalia & declining birth rates1:13:29 - Elton John or Ian McKellen: Who is PKA’s favorite LGBT celebrity?1:19:42 - TV show talk: Amazon’s Fallout, The Boys & Zombie apocalypse’ shows/movies1:26:41 - Rare Roman pigeons, human-adjacent hominids & more extinct species1:30:26 - Why swimming the English Channel is more impressive than climbing Everest1:34:37 - Tiny Roman elephants, Tasmanian tigers & the people zoos of the 20th Century1:40:19 - Why prisons are incredibly hygienic & PKA”s favorite brands of colognes1:46:32 - TV show talk: It’s Always Sunny, The Simpsons & King of The Hill’s revival true 1:58:41 - The rise of AI adult content creators & PKA”s ‘Tinder Swindler’ 2:03:38 - Nuclear vs tidal vs wind farms: Which source of energy is the best? 2:11:50 - Is Nikki Haley secretly Cher’s long lost twin? People are saying so! 2:15:16 - Ad reads: Lock and Load & Blue2:21:34 - Olive oil vs beef tallow - the secret key ingredient to godlike McDonalds2:24:05 - Taylor’s tussle with a chimpanzee & the time Woody ran away from home2:29:30 - Kyle and Woody’s experiences of living in backyard tents in their teens 2:31:49 - Catastrophic solar flares & PKA’s underwhelming aurora borealis stories 2:34:36 - Movie talk: Civil War SUCKED, Furiosa, Deadpool and good vs bad trailers 2:41:02 - Taylor’s and Woody’s childhood stories of losing their moms & hiding in Macy’s2:48:43 - What major life experiences do the guys wish they had the chance to do?2:53:16 - Gaming talk: Skyrim ice worlds, Minecraft & the tragic downfall of Tarkov2:59:49 - Bad grades, sports teams & more: PKA’s biggest teenage regrets3:08:53 - Marjorie Taylor Greene, congressional cat fights & Chris Christie’s corruption 3:16:33 - Michael Jordan, LeBron James or Shaq: Who’s the richest baller of all time?3:19:56 - MMA talk: Dustin Poirer, McGregor vs Chandler, cleavage KOs and more3:27:18 - PKA’s explicit ‘Subreddit of the Week’& does brain size equal brain power? 3:34:45 - Futile female inventors & the farcical history of George Washington Carver3:46:48 - PKA talks Ukraine: International aid, African mercenaries & more3:54:32 - What would it take for Taylor to enlist in the Israel-Palestine conflict?4:00:37 - Kyle’s favorite police freakout and high speed chase videos of the week 4:05:36 - The guys call it a show
PKA 701 W/ Oompaville: Terrance Howard Is Nuts, Furries Are Actually Nice, Kyles New Chinese Friend WoodysGamertag 2024-05-25 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% offUse Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@oompaville Twitter: https://x.com/oompaville Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:10 - Oompaville (Caleb) is a long term fan of PKA and used Woody’s financial advice!0:02:23 - Why Kyle is now pro-Israel & Mark Wahlberg’s history of hate crimes 0:07:17 - Caleb explains the wild and disturbing world of Daniel Larson’s dodgy activities0:11:18 - When ‘To Catch a Predator’ vigilante stings go TERRIBLY wrong.. 0:16:10 - Why Kyle despises kids & continually confuses Boogie2988 with EDP445 0:22:15 - If PKA set up its own ‘Chris Hansen’ sting operation, how would they do it?0:30:54 - How serious a crime do PKA’s fathers’ need to commit before they turn him in? 0:37:25 - The ‘Jeffrey Epistein’ statute of limitations & Roman Polanksi’s international crimes0:41:54 - pedo hunting is a draining hobby & Taylor’s garden rivalry with his neighbor0:44:11 - Caleb’s experience of buying 100 acres of land and operating a small farmland0:52:19 - Texas’ wild hog dilemma, eating elk meat & why you never F with hippos1:01:53 - Mad cow disease & snacking on soccer stars, dogs and manatees1:09:17 - Texas AIDs monkeys and the secret Chinese ebola labs in California1:12:25 - The Chinese zoo which swapped its pandas for painted pomeranians 1:17:19 - Just how intelligent are apes and gorillas really? And are ants sentient?1:22:57 - Movie talk: Re-visiting LOTR in 2024, The Terminator and The Thing 1:29:34 - Why Kyle is done with all superhero movies/shows *except* for one..1:31:10 - Trump’s blatant BMI BS, the 2024 election & PKA’s lockdown looting loophole1:39:59 - The Bush military plot to overthrow the US government during WWII1:46:26 - America’s ‘tent city’ crisis and the the homeless person problem in St Louis1:50:49 - PKA reflects on last week’s substanced-fuelled guest (should he be a guest again?)1:53:32 - Movie talk: Adam Sandler’s best/worst films, good vs bad CGI & Thanksgiving (2023)2:06:24 - PKA reacts to the Iranian President’s fatal crash & Russia/Ukraine updates2:10:13 - The insane story of the DC Sniper & Kyle’s criminal cover-up conspiracy theory 2:16:36 - If the PKA crew became serial criminals, what would their gimmick be? 2:22:54 - Gen-Z broccoli haircuts, the return of the mullet and stylish mustaches2:26:24 - Tara Reid’s chest malfunction & why Sam Jackson/Nic Cage are the same person2:30:29 - Ad reads: Lock and Load and Blue2:39:57 - Reeses pieces, best/worst candies and the Great PKA soda debate 2:45:02 - Why Caleb’s dad is ridiculously jacked at 50 and a god at this ONE workout 2:47:05 - Should it matter if your partner doesn’t care about world affairs or pop culture? 2:50:21 - Has Terrance Howard broken the Matrix or is he just a total nutjob?3:01:58 - Is Tucker Carlson now a propaganda tool on Russian State news channels?3:06:10 - Getting ripped off by tradesmen & why this one A/C trick will change your life 3:11:58 - Caleb’s most disturbing videos & positive experiences with the furry community3:17:06 - Gaming talk: XDefiant, Rimworld, Arena Breakout & Kyle’s Chinese friends3:29:13 - Can a turtle shell stop a blade? Unfortunately not, per Taylor’s experience3:35:30 - Taylor’s grandfather’s bull riding exploits and the premature life of a matador3:39:48 - Unethical farming and mental illness - The two things the US does the best!3:44:20 - Britney Spears’ conservatorship and her nuanced thoughts on Iraq3:47:48 - Throwing knives at kids - the perfect hobby for a bored 1950s housewife!3:53:55 - Why 19th century steam engine submarines weren’t such a good idea..3:56:38 - Movie talk: Civil War, Kevin Costner & Zendaya’s raunchy tennis scene 4:00:22 - Caleb shouts out his social medias, the guys call it a show
PKA 700 W/ Gavin Mcinnes, Dick Masterson, Wendigoon, And Chris James WoodysGamertag 2024-05-18 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% offUse Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:Gavin McInnes: censored.tv Masterson: youtube.com/@BiggestProblem Wendigoon: youtube.com/@Wendigoon Chris James: youtube.com/@ChrisJamesTV Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:13 - The ‘Don’t Know Anything’ podcast, boobytraps & electrified Trump signs0:04:51 - The time Woody fell asleep at the wheel and totally wrecked himself + his car0:09:26 - When deers decide to become roadkill & crazy story of the Kenyan Tsavo lions 0:16:50 - Kyle explains to Gavin why he went to prison camp over BS trumped-up charges0:25:02 - Politics talk: January 6th trials, extreme ideologies & anti-BLM protest pardons0:30:18 - Machete combat, PKA school fight stories & Woody’s delayed experience with puberty 0:40:02 - Gavin’s Scottish-Canadian ancestry and why his dad is a very angry Scotsman 24/70:47:24 - Why a box cutter can be a surprisingly effective self-defense weapon 0:49:03 - University protests, media trained students, umbrella riots & deplatforming1:00:41 - Skyrises, stupid people and why it’s ok to change your opinion as an adult 1:06:31 - Taylor’s childhood bee phobia & Adolf’s secret obsession with taking speed 1:18:13 - PKA + Gavin’s experiences with substances that rhyme with math + choke 1:25:40 - Gavin thanks the guys and leaves the show1:25:50 - Why Kyle and Woody have a fondness for Cops taking down old white women1:30:30 - Masterson joins and immediately discusses his favorite large-chested women1:35:04 - Gavin’s friend joins the show and explains why he LOVES this illicit substance 1:46:22 - Taylor and Masterson explain how they accidentally became accessories to crime 1:54:50 - Mushrooms, molly, acid & special-k: PKA gets trippy and shares stories 2:08:32 - The fake GUNIT123 nuke, insane speedrun stories & the King of Kong scandal2:24:59 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue2:29:37 - Wendigoon joins the show and gives his thoughts on biblical sodomy 2:36:54 - Fertility goddess statues are incredibly lewd and not flattering to look at 2:41:50 - Politics talk: Trump/Biden’s upcoming debate, Israel, Ukraine & more2:55:15 - PKA reacts to the Dublin and New York art mirror & Netflix’s Baby Reindeer series3:03:22 - Masterson thanks the guys and leaves the show, 3:04:20 - Larry Lawton, Adi Shankar & the worst PKA guests of ALL time3:22:24 - The time PKA tried to get Hodor as a guest and it backfired terribly3:25:40 - TV show talk: House of the Dragon, Game of Thrones & The Walking Dead 3:31:31 - Wendigoon’s ever growing podcast empire and the rise of Joe Rogan on Spotify3:35:20 - Bud Light vs Coors & the horrifying source of artificial raspberry flavoring3:43:41 - Woody’s friend was in a nasty paramotor accident.. And filmed it all 3:45:46 - Wendigoon thanks the guys and leaves the show3:46:04 - The insane story of the North Hollywood heist which went VERY wrong 3:49:15 - How to stay alive in combat scenarios & Mark Wahlberg’s ‘sigma’ grindset3:54:11 - Chris James discusses the best ‘worst’ reality TV shows on the air right now3:58:44 - Asmongold’s filthy streaming room and the woman who weighs over 600lbs4:01:33 - Which US President was the largest in history? PKA investigates?4:06:49 - Italy’s 1940s U-Turn and the dark history of Pinnochio the puppet 4:13:02 - Chris’ secret love of ASMR camping videos on YouTube4:17:00 - TV show talk; Wife Swap, Shogun, Star Trek short stories and more 4:28:29 - PKA reacts to updates on the Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul boxing match4:31:27 - What’s the best kind of prosthetic leg an amputee can get?4:39:44 - Why arcades and their token prizes suck nowadays4:47:01 - PKA reacts to Shane Gillis’ new show & roast of Tom Brady4:55:39 - Taylor vs Chuck Liddell & could a blade-legged human outrun a cheetah?5:01:09 - The guys call it a show
PKA 699: RFK Brain Worm, Sony Caves On Helldivers 2, Insane School Rules WoodysGamertag 2024-05-11 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% offUse Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show (No guest this week but we got bears with worms!)0:03:46 - PKA takes the red pill and talks Tate, Kevin Samuels & Just Pearl Things0:09:40 - PKAs thoughts on women’s voting rights & the plague of OF content creators0:16:24 - This childhood activity was a complete waste of time.. But we all did it anyway 0:18:05 - Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul predictions and the TRUE story of Rocky Balboa0:31:14 - The best cardio for bedroom romping & can the PKA crew run a 5k race?0:37:07 - PKA’s most ridiculous school rules: Noise traffic lights & 6 minute lunch breaks0:43:53 - Harvey Weinstein got off.. On some of his charges (ft. Kyle’s prison haircut)0:47:28 - Taylor’s blacktop brawls & book fair frenzy: More PKA school stories0:55:20 - Falcons, fast birds and why you NEVER mess with a Game Warden1:04:51 - Coyote calling, New Jersey black bears & Idaho’s dire wolf dilemma1:13:46 - The world’s largest organism is underwhelming & why Jurassic Park sucks1:17:14 - PKA reacts to the announcement of a new Lord of the Rings movie 1:31:57 - Why Hollywood needs to ditch prequels and make new original content1:34:16 - College football, Kyle’s beef w/ Tim Tebow & why mini golf needs a Pro League1:46:07 - Taylor’s mini golf dental surgery & the time Kyle got beat up by his mom1:52:06 - PKA’s experience with good, bad and truly *terrible* sports coaches2:03:01 - Taylor’s creepy gym teacher who spied on him in the school showers2:13:28 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue2:19:19 - Gaming talk: Sony caves on Helldivers controversy & Kyle finally got AOE 2!2:24:47 - PKA’s current obsession with swords, knives and scrapyard salvaging 2:36:40 - Movie talk; Shadow of the Vampire, Godzilla Minus One & international films2:41:25 - Salted pork, hurricane sailing & hardtack: PKA’s current YouTube binge watches2:49:11 - Nasty 19th century MREs, M&Ms and shocking 19th Century advertisements2:54:36 - The best mockumentary you haven’t seen: The Confederate States of America2:57:45 - Memri TV’s funniest meme moments & Sacha Baron Cohen vs Kazakhstan 3:03:27 - Politics talk: Israel, Rafah, Biden 2024 & left/right political bias/dishonesty3:11:27 - PKA debates Roe vs Wade: Is it ethical? How early is too early?3:26:18 - Relying on ‘Plan B’ and more on Taylor’s staunch stance on Roe vs Wade3:30:23 - Robert F Kennedy has worms in his brains.. but at least he’s jacked!3:37:59 - Ginny Weasley, muggles & more: Kyle gets passionate talking Harry Potter3:56:58 - Kim K booed at Tom Brady’s roast & Kanye’s hot wife Bianca Censori4:04:02 - The guys call it a show
PKA 698 W/ Josh Wolf: Chappelle Sabotages Dane Cook, Women Love Bears, Woody Sells Soul WoodysGamertag 2024-05-04 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% offUse Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@JoshWolfComedy Twitter: twitter.com/joshwolfcomedy Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:09 - Woody’s unusual fondness for hairy, high-Testosterone women0:03:43 - Josh’s experience of dating an exotic dancer and visiting her at her workplace 0:06:53 - Is it rude for a comedian to hog stage time? Yes, but not if it’s Dave Chappelle!0:11:34 - The dynamics between old/young comedians & why Patrice O’Neal was the GOAT0:15:27 - Why midget baseballers are outlawed and the Savannah Bananas baseball team0:21:31 - The midget community of south California and the Chinese city of ‘Midget Town’0:29:22 - Just how rare is it to see a midget irl? Are midgets well-endowed for their size?0:33:53 - Woody and Josh’s wild experiences of meeting Shaq & Andre the Giant 0:36:59 - The man who completed life at 40 and became a Navy Seal Astronaut Doctor0:40:25 - ‘Waffle stompin’ horror stories & the etiquette of holding in a dump in public0:46:52 - Why you shouldn’t F with an Air Marshall & why Russia is suing NASA 0:50:18 - Josh thanks the guys and leaves the show0:51:07 - The easiest way to become a spaceman & the key ingredients to terraforming Mars1:02:59 - Would a girl lost in the woods rather encounter a man or a bear? 3 men debate1:11:11 - PKA reacts to US college protests & the US’ government strange alliance w/ Israel1:18:19 - Russia vs Ukraine talk: Kamikaze drones, Russian tanks & trench combat1:23:04 - International conflicts, Somali pirates and why the US is so hard to invade1:26:03 - Croatia’s 200 iq coastal coup & Dubrovnik’s Game of Thrones filming locations1:31:37 - Which countries have the world’s most powerful navies & largest cities?1:35:09 - Woody’s experience of visiting Tokyo & why kyle despises WW2 Japanese soldiers1:45:49 - PKA reacts to Trump’s court trial & why the whole world hates Kristi Noem1:50:33 - Shaquille O’Neal’s comedic genius & Charles Barkley’s *awful* golf swing1:55:28 - PKA taks dogs: Demon puppets, putting down a good boy & more on Kristi Noem2:06:01 - Donald Trump’s VP picks & why Vivek Ramaswamy is Trump’s little Aladin2:10:10 - PKA reacts to the ‘Quiet on Set’ and LeavingNeverland’ documentaries 2:17:22 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue2:24:10 - Music talk: Taylor Swift, Eminem, The Beatles & John Lennon’s elongated buttocks2:32:19 - Warhammer 40k has gone woke and Kyle’s not happy about it..2:42:40 - Gaming talk: Tarkov controversial update, Age of Empires 2 & PKA Plays Skriblio 2:55:17 - TV/movie talk: Star Trek gets canceled, The Gentleman & True Romance2:59:40 - Bears, baboons and bison: 3 animals you DON’T want to F with!3:07:02 - Kyle and Taylor talk THC vapes: Double doinks, cones, edibles & more3:12:48 - Kyle’s Asian coca cola and the tragic downfall of The Simpsons 3:18:17 - Patriot Front’s bad PR, Pizza gate & the Boeing whistleblower conspiracies3:25:08 - Woody sold his soul to Kyle - will this come back to bite him or does it not matter?3:38:05 - The afterlife, the ‘gift’ of faith and is the devil really a good guy? PKA talks religion3:46:18 - PKA reviews the art and published work of one angry 1940s German dictator 3:51:22 - Movie talk: Late Night with the Devil, Exorcist 3 & 28 Days Later4:01:28 - The guys call it a show
PKA 697 W/ Ed Bolian/ VINWiki: Alpha Male Safeword, Vultures Circling Woody, WNBA Will Still Fail WoodysGamertag 2024-04-27 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% offGuest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@VINwiki Twitter: twitter.com/vinwiki Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:10 - YouTube demonetisation is out of control, just like the current college protests0:04:18 - Woody’s friend and his nasty paramotor injury & Kyle’s staircase stumbles0:08:46 - Would YOU pay 18k for an Alpha Male boot camp? No? Well, these losers did! 0:20:03 - Police payoffs, spotters & more: Ed Bolian discusses the cannonball speed run0:29:28 - UFC juice testing - Should there be an Olympic event just for steroid users? 0:38:24 - Kyle’s nasty rope burn injury & why Eddie Paul could un-alive him with one blow 0:45:22 - Ed talks electric vehicles: Tesla turmoil, depreciation, leasing & more 0:55:16 - Crazy chimpanzee attacks & did Christopher Columbus bang a manatee? 1:01:18 - The TRUE reason why WWII fighter planes had cool designs on their noses..1:05:34 - Ed’s hilarious harmonica car prank & Taylor’s grandparents’ turkey trouble1:10:01 - Food talk: Atlanta’s vast cuisine culture, chicken vs steak & eating bear paws1:14:23 - Do the PKA guys have a good sense of what makes a good/bad show? 1:16:35 - Sports talk: UFC in Las Vegas, Ben Askren & the soon to be demise of the WNBA1:29:19 - Jake Paul’s juicing team & why sleep is an elite athletes secret best friend1:34:08 - Magnus Carlson’s insane chess ability & cheating in chess with a vibrating rectum1:39:53 - Kyle and Woody are officially done with Escape From Tarkov after this change..1:48:55 - Ed explains why the Dubai flooding has changed the exotic car landscape forever2:06:49 - PKA reacts to Channel 5’s Kia Boyz & the Gixxer brah2:14:23 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro and Lock & Load 2:22:59 - Why Kyle and Woody are severely unimpressed with adult wooden furniture2:27:19 - Ed Bolian discusses the current state of the YouTube car community2:33:58 - Elite British redcoat tactics & why you never F with a Zulu warrior2:38:11 - Which US conflict had the highest fatality rate in history? PKA investigates!2:41:46 - Want to lose a ton of weight fast? Get a tapeworm and solve all your problems!2:49:14 - The tragic fate of PKA’s survival trip mascot, Henrietta the chicken (RIP)2:53:01 - Woody talks paramotor: Canada to Mexico flights, Woody’s stunt ethics and more 3:02:12 - Russian parachute jumping and extreme cliff jumping stunts3:07:28 - King Charles’ cancer diagnosis, Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein3:10:11 - Alec Baldwin vs crazy coffee shop stalker & his impending court date3:16:32 - Kyle shares his wildest videos of the week from the Police Activity channel3:27:28 - What do PKAs YouTube algorithm/recommended feed look like? Let’s find out! 3:32:11 - PKA reacts to the Shogun season finale (spoilers: it sucked) 3:40:27 - PKA”s internet morning rituals & why Kyle excels in video game mastery3:45:27 - How Kyle became an *expert* at sporting clay practice during his FPSRussia days 3:48:38 - Nunchuck combat vs scythes, Bruce Lee & insane Russian MMA athletes3:55:35 - How Kyle got absolutely SHREDDED using an incredibly strict training regime 4:03:54 - Taylor’s hockey hyperflexibility and why it hasn’t gotten any worse over time4:11:00 - Ed shouts out his social medias, the guys call it a show
PKA 696 W/ Harley: Joe Biden Beat Cornpop, Israel Strikes Iran, Game Adaptation Top 10 WoodysGamertag 2024-04-20 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% offUse Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Harley’s Twitter: twitter.com/harleyplays Harley’s YouTube: youtube.com/epicmealtime Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:09 - Woody explains why he randomly felt nervous about this week’s show 0:01:29 - What would Harley do if he was found in a David Carridine-esque scenario?0:08:57 - Sissy rectal stimulation and how some girls get off using ‘hands-free’ tricks0:14:28 - Harley shares a horrific teenage suppository story 0:18:33 - Fitness talk: protein bars, calorie counting apps & Taylor’s hot wing binge0:31:05 - PKA reacts to the ongoing Trump trial & Trump’s beef with D-Day soldiers0:46:08 - Joe Biden’s cannibal story & Donald Trump’s outrageous baseball lies0:54:24 - PKA talks Trump: Jerusalem, narcissism and his 2024 Presidential polling odds 1:02:44 - TV show talk: Fallout. Shogun, Halo and the best/worst gaming TV adaptations1:24:56 - How faithful to the original content should TV and movie adaptations be?1:29:08 - Why this storyline in Star Wars Episode 9 was truly terrible and lazy writing 1:32:32 - Movie talk: Quigley Down Under, Dune 2 & R-Rated Ninja Turtles & more1:38:08 - Kyle and Harley’s BIG debate on Dune 2, movies and entertainment 1:50:58 - Woody and Harley talk 3D printing, figurine collection & suspicious massage toys1:59:55 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue (ft. edible talk)2:10:09 - Why are loudmouth Aussies allowed to say this word but Americans can’t?2:13:35 - MMA talk: UFC 300 fights, Gaethje vs Holloway, McGregor vs Chandler & more2:26:55 - PKA predicts Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson - does age matter more than experience?2:36:41 - Slot machines, women of the night & more: PKA talks best/worst addictions to have2:44:46 - Rednecks, lobster macaroni & menstruating escorts - It’s FPSRussia story time! 2:51:04 - Asmongold’s filthy gaming setup and PKA’s spring cleaning satisfaction2:58:30 - Carpets or hardwood floors - what’s better to have inside your home?3:02:26 - Kyle and Harley share their favorite road rage/interrogation videos of the week3:05:16 - PKA reacts israel vs iran, nuclear warfare & the potential beginning of WWIII3:27:25 - PKA learns how to cook goats the Somalian way using tire fires!3:32:37 - Woody, Harley and Kyle discuss Netflix’s adaptation of The 3 Body Problem 3:46:30 - TV show talk: Shogun, House of the Dragon & GOT fantasy writing3:55:58 - Game of Thrones’ tragic ending & why The Hobbit CGI absolutely SUCKED4:05:36 - Harley shouts out his social medias, the guys call it a show
PKA 695 W/ Slush: Russian Sigma Grindset, Filthy Subreddits, Bianca Censori WoodysGamertag 2024-04-13 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% offUse Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/slushpuppy Twitter: twitter.com/Slushpuppy_TV Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:10 - How the streaming lifestyle has destroyed SlushPuppy’s sleep schedule0:02:57 - The Putin gaming console, Asian dictatorships & Stalin vs Genghis Khan0:09:26 - Prima nocta, old school hard men and the emasculation of the modern male0:13:27 - Russian sigma grindset & why zoomers can’t understanding old technology 0:22:39 - PKA reacts to the breaking news of OJ Simpson passing away 0:26:55 - Bianca Censori, Kanye West & the rise of 1940s German sympathizers0:36:06 - The strangely homoerotic initiations of biker gangs and the British military0:37:43 - Movie talk: The Marvel Universe, why The Hobbit/Dune 2 sucked & more1:00:13 - Gaming talk: Fallout, Woody’s RPG speedruns, Helldivers & Crusader Kings 2 1:18:42 - PKA reacts to the White House ending the controversial ‘Gun Show loophole’ 1:25:01 - Politics talk: The Rock’s political leanings, the cult of Trump & Roe vs Wade1:36:10 - Australia’s HUGE cattle farms, fossil fuels, dinosaurs & the raunchy side of Twitter1:43:59 - Matt Gaetz’s illicit activities & the PKA guest who was besties with Jared Fogle1:49:35 - Movie talk: The Rock’s best/worst movies, The Terminator & bad Bollywood flicks 1:55:25 - If aliens came to earth, what would be the best movie to introduce them to us? 2:00:55 - Sydney Sweeney, Leo Di Caprio & Kyle’s problem with ‘predatory’ age gaps2:04:54 - Why you *never* F with Russia in the winter or a Napoleon cavalry charge2:09:12 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue2:16:17 - Woody, Jon Stewart, Rick Grimes or SlushPuppy: Who has the best beard? 2:20:47 - Why this fashion accessory may be the reason for your male pattern baldness..2:23:56 - UFC 300 talk: Gaethje, Connor McGregor vs Jake Paul & Jon Jones’ legal issues2:34:40 - Soap, nutella poop and more: PKA’s experiences with corporal punishment 2:42:43 - Woody’s skull cracking story & the time Taylor wounded a friend with a wagon 2:49:20 - Movie/TV show talk; Shogun CGI, The Sopranos, Invincible & more 2:58:01 - Modal underwear, steaks and cakes: 3 signs you’re becoming an adult 3:03:19 - PKA pet talk: Kyle’s canine chaos and Slush’s cat is breaking all his cutlery!3:09:18 - Why smoke alarm batteries suck & why AmazonBasics can’t be trusted!3:15:52 - Slip and slides, pool punishments & paintball pain: It’s PKA story time!3:28:55 - PKA gets medieval as they talk swords, shillelaghs and shields 3:41:31 - Medieval jousting, Kyle the cowboy & the colossal size of Clydesdale horses3:52:10 - Cute cockatoos, boomer birds & when owning a parrot goes WRONG3:57:50 - Taylor’s conspiratorial mind & Eddie Bravo vs Alex Jones’ bust up 4:04:00 - The guys call it a show
PKA 694: Eclipse Road Trip, Kyle Demands Reparations, Woodys Lemonade Destroys Everything WoodysGamertag 2024-04-06 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% offUse Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors - No guest this week!0:01:13 - PKA reacts to Joe Biden’s newly announced arms deals with Israel 0:05:28 - Just how good and/or bad is George Bush’s art? PKA 0:11:19 - The brutal truth of the US invading Afghanistan & the dubious antics of the CIA0:16:07 - Why Kyle has become obsessed with true crime stories (is he a little homo for it?)0:23:47 - PKA reacts to Florida's upcoming vote on Roe vs Wade (general politics talk)0:27:17 - Kyle demands reparations for his heritage and why he wants to buy a sword0:36:10 - TV show talk: Disney’s Shogun, Invincible & more0:47:22 - Woody’s hump lumps, neck fat and why everyone was skinnier in the 90s 0:50:27 - Movie talk: Sly Stallone, Tom Hanks & Taylor’s hilariously bad cinema knowledge 0:57:14 - Here’s why the US Presidential election should be decided by Codenames & Trivia 1:06:43 - Broken necks, quarry jumps and more: PKA’s swimming stories1:19:58 - PKA’s experiences of playing sports with *incredibly* unathletic people1:26:14 - Hockey talk: Taylor whacks a little girl, stick flexing rules and more1:32:27 - Technological advancement in sports & could ANY female athlete make it in the NBA?1:40:52 - What happens when a benchwarmer NBA Pro goes up against a regular Joe1:44:34 - The wild west days of Howard Stern’s wackpack & the show’s sad decline1:51:53 - When was the last time the guys went into a Blockbuster/DVD rental place?1:55:05 - The internet deprived areas of the USA and Kyle’s hilariously boomer Dad1:59:23 - Ukraine talk: Russia dominating, Kyiv, NATO and more2:07:43 - Ultra orthodox Jewish folk in Israel & PKA vs white trash Americans2:12:09 - Ad read: Pharaoh Distro, Lock and Lock & Blue2:17:51 - Woody’s solar eclipse adventures & the insane world of flat earther trolls2:30:54 - Being a LOTR fan, should Taylor get obsessively into nerdy Warhammer 40k lore? 2:34:08 - Netflix’ 3 Body Problem series & why millennials hate JK Rowling2:42:32 - These 3 brothers all shared WHAT during puberty? (warning: gross)2:45:26 - Kyle and Woody talk Japanese swordsmen and Catherine the Great (TV show)2:50:39 - Woody wants to learn how to sail and go on an adventure2:55:55 - This Police video shows why you’d rather have a big boy Cop than a woman Cop3:03:05 - Cops planting evidence, Free Speech auditors & why you don/t F with pepper spray3:09:24 - PKA’s experiences with dating hippies & attending smelly gamer conventions3:17:26 - How awful would a hot girl have to smell before she’s considered a no go? 3:20:02 - Reddit: Home of awful relationship advice, edgy jokes & A LOT of much adult content 3:38:50 - Why Twitter/X is filled with X-rated content & Kanye’s voyeuristic new wife 3:44:47 - What does each of the PKA hosts YouTube recommended feed look like? 3:48:03 - Cute axolotls, highly intelligent puffer fish and 200 IQ octopus vs one maze3:53:10 - Have human brains gotten bigger in the last 50 years? 3:54:37 - Is Django Unchained Tarentino’s greatest movie? PKA debates3:59:32 - The dark side of kids television & why ‘feet guys’ always take it too far4:07:57 - The guys call it a show
PKA 693 W/ F1nn5ter: How Big Is It? Cringey Paid Messages, Russian Prison Horror Stories WoodysGamertag 2024-03-30 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbthefreezepipe.com Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your orderhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% offGuest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@F1nn5terLIVE Twitter: twitter.com/f1nn5ter Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:10 - Finnster opens up on coming out, pronouns and gender fluidity 0:06:18 - Finn’s experiences with creepy messages, feminine phallus’ & Polish femboys0:12:07 - Finn’s house moving & why the US education system is so bad at geography0:18:43 - What’s the best European city Taylor could go on an adventure to? 0:21:11 - PKA reacts to P Diddy’s diddling crimes & going on the run 0:32:01 - Afroman’s diss track vs police raiders & Woody’s beef with First Responders 0:40:02 - Kyle and Finnster bond over their adorable-but-chaotic puppies0:45:42 - FInn’s experience of taking HRT & why he and his girlfriend moved in so quick0:52:28 - Salt canons, Kyle’s superpower laser & upcoming solar eclipses 0:59:45 - PKA reacts to Donald Trump’s brand new America-branded bible's1:06:20 - UK Prime Minister's dirty secrets & the true meaning of upside down pineapples1:09:42 - More on Finn’s experience with HRT: His feet and height have shrunk?! 1:14:19 - Why Woody is considering a side hustle of building adult wooden furniture & toys1:19:16 - Finn talks more about his experience of height reduction since taking HRT1:23:41 - Getting your whole head waxed & when male Brazilian waxing gets R-Rated1:30:12 - Finn explains the climax complications of getting on HRT & keeping his manhood1:38:20 - Kyle shows off his cute little pupper, Murphy (what’s the best dog breed to get?)1:42:36 - Gaming talk: Helldivers, Rust & when X-rated Twitch streams go wrong1:51:35 - Finnster, Planet Fitness and more: PKA tackles the bathroom problem2:02:08 - Death by flatulence, lunar golf and why Kyle wants to go to the moon2:06:28 - Why Mexican Coca-Cola is superior to the US & UK versus US candy talk2:12:10 - Food talk: Taylor’s oreo cravings, beans on toast, jelly eels and more2:15:28 - Ireland’s historical beef with Britain & why the French are universally loathed2:19:07 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & FreezePipe2:26:23 - Illicit substances and superior loads: The official PKA Coat of Arms!2:28:35 - Kyle’s craziest cop videos of the week & why the justice system is so broken2:38:06 - Zombie knives, clubs, katanas & more hand to hand self defense weapons2:44:37 - Taylor gets nerdy over Lord of the Rings swords, lore and collector’s books 2:48:36 - The problem with ‘cheap vs expensive’ tech in audio equipment and armaments2:58:23 - PKA reacts to Mr Beast’s new game show hosted on Amazon Prime2:59:34 - TV/movie talk: Adam Sandler’s Spaceman (2024) & why Shogun is AWESOME 3:03:41 - Why privacy laws have forced many adult websites to shut up shop in US States 3:06:54 - PKA Plays ‘Guess the population’ of these states and countries3:10:18 - FInnster’s experience with ‘pay pigs’ & the future of AI-generated adult videos3:16:28 - Here’s why a ‘PKA movie watchalong’ channel wouldn’t be such a good idea..3:18:51 - Would the guys rather spend 2 years in male prison or 5 years in female prison?3:26:11 - Would the guys rather spend 3 years in regular prison or 1 year in solitary?3:28:58 - Russian Prison Horror Stories: The brutal life of a soviet inmate3:30:57 - How Finnster got doxxed by one of Britain’s largest newspapers3:36:38 - Woody and Finn’s experience with chargeback & lucrative gambling sponsorships3:40:47 - Legal ladies of the night, dodgy massage parlors & the downfall of Chuck E Cheese3:51:13 - Baltimore bridge collapse conspiracies & the speed-fueled life of a long haul driver3:54:01 - How long a drive would the guys endure before they get a flight?3:59:46 - The guys call it a show
PKA 692: President Hit Squad, Woody Humiliated In School, Shogun Rules WoodysGamertag 2024-03-23 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Use Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, just the girls this week!0:00:08 - PKA’s best ‘death pool’ picks & suspicious Russian fatalties/conspiracies0:07:47 - Food Science, American history mistruths & more: PKA’s worst high school classes0:13:10 - The Confederate States of America: If the South had won the Civil War0:17:01 - Nasty rooftop falls/injuries & why not to F w/ the ocean as a content creator0:21:53 - Kyle’s ‘urine disk’ prank and more of PKA’s favorite unethical life pro tips0:24:18 - Kyle explains why you’re getting ripped off with AirBnB cleaning fees0:28:34 - Trump’s 900m court debt and the truth behind his supposed golfing prowess0:35:56 - The brutal world of Finnish Hockey Leagues and street hockey brawls 0:38:12 - Why Kyle’s motorbike days are over (are his train days just beginning?)0:45:14 - Henry Cavill’s upcoming Warhammer series & why Kyle can’t stand this nerdy hobby0:53:38 - Kyle & Woody talk Invincible (TV series) & ‘Tthe ones who run’ short sci fi stories0:58:43 - PKA pet talk: Kyle’s dogs injured paw & Woody’s expensive pet rat vet visit1:05:47 - BS speeding tickets & why you should be using THIS S-tier navigation apps1:09:42 - Georgia’s 420 legal loopholes, glue smelling and huffing gas as a hobby1:14:33 - Movie talk: Love Lisa, Mission Impossible & Seymour Hoffman’s best movies1:18:04 - PKA”s picks its ‘Mount Rushmore of stand up comedians1:26:31 - Hockey enforcers vs UFC fighters & why Woody got bullied by kids at Walmart1:34:06 - Extreme staircase stunts, sledding & street hockey: PKA goes X-Games mode1:46:22 - PKA school stories: Frozen lakes, school dances & valentine’s day trauma1:57:57 - The PKA Patreon member who joined Woody in his fishkeeping hobby 1:59:25 - Chevvy Chase, Jay Leno & Joan Rivers: Why talk show hosts are all pretty awful2:05:40 - PKA talks female comics, Amy Schumer & John Cena’s transition to Hollywood 2:11:53 - TV show talk: Netflix’s 3 Body Problem is meh & Disney’s Shogun is AWESOME2:17:59 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue2:25:39 - The repetitive world of crime dramas: Law & Order, CSI: Miami & NYPD Blue2:32:08 - Why ‘The West Wings’ is S-tier & Hollywood’s lack of film right-wing political dramas 2:34:44 - PKA talks Gina Corano’s cancelling, Joe Rogan vs happy trails & Sidesho Bob2:41:18 - Why Shogun is quickly becoming one of Kyle’s top TV series of ALL time2:49:48 - The PKA fan who blew $200k on a ‘Wolf of Wall Street’ lifestyle 2:58:50 - This PKA fan’s GF gets too freaky in bed, what on earth should he do?! 3:03:57 - The miracle cure of DDP Yoga & why Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson is a farce3:09:08 - Nelson Mandela and Mother Theresa: Not so saintly and innocent after all! 3:11:23 - Why you should be praying to Master Chief instead of weird Catholic Saints3:19:31 - Global warming misinformation, beachfront properties & Waterworld (1990)3:28:38 - Why Kyle could easily climb Mount Everest with some basic training3:32:07 - Gaming talk: Tarkov rebel axes, Helldivers 2, Fallout 76 & Age of Empires II3:41:35 - PKA reacts to GIANT, crow-sized wasps & terrifyingly large spiders 3:47:54 - Eagles, ghost armies & Sauron’s mouth: PKA gets nerdy over Lord of the Rings toughest lord of the rings character, the eagles and ghost armies (nerdy LOTR talk)3:53:18 - Harry Potter vs LOTR, the new James Bond & when actors switch accents3:57:17 - Movie talk: The Drop, Crimson Tide & James Gandalfini’s best roles4:01:46 - What ‘tough guy’ actor would be genuinely difficult to take down in a 1v1?4:06:46 - The guys call it a show
PKA 691 W/ Hutch: Helldivers Propaganda, Banning TikTok, No Fap Batman WoodysGamertag 2024-03-16 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@hutch Twitter: twitter.com/hutchinson Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:09 - Hutch and Kyle discuss Helldivers & why we’re the golden age of gaming0:07:37 - Why the PKA crew couldn’t get into Elden Ring, Zelda & Jedi Survivor0:16:11 - Taylor’s love of Age of Empires 2 & Kyle’s infatuation with Baldur’s Gate 30:19:54 - Gaming talk: Mortal Kombat, SBMM in CoD and Tarkov’s new wipe0:30:01 - ‘No fap’ Batman and why automatic content creation is the future 0:34:24 - PKA reacts to the House of Reps voting to ban Tik Tok in America 0:47:57 - Politics talk: China, Israel vs Palestine & US interventionist policies0:55:45 - Putin, Home Alone & the western media downfall of the Soviet Union1:00:44 - TV show talk: Fargo Season 5 & why Shogun is the NEW Game of Thrones 1:06:52 - Gangsters, soldiers and Bonnie & Clyde: The legacy of the Thompson SMG 1:11:55 - oppenheimer, Dune 2 and Palestinian self-immolation1:15:26 - Palestinian self-immolation & why the Citizens of Gaza should move to Iowa1:21:16 - H3H3 vs Hasan Pike and the self-fulfilling prophecy of ‘audience capture’ 1:27:44 - The time Kyle called out and beefed the worst PKA guest of ALL time 1:35:10 - Hutch opens up about his bipolar diagnosis: Symptoms, treatment & side effects 1:41:54 - Amber alerts, Kyle’s feline unfavorability & the lost species of the Liger 1:45:57 - Joe Exotic for President & why Trump’s ‘alligator moat’ isn’t such a bad idea.. 1:48:18 - PKA and Hutch make their 2024 US Presidential elections1:57:39 - The importance of Presidential personality & is Biden too senile for the office?2:05:43 - Marjorie Taylor Greene, the downfall of the GOP & could Trump get a 3rd term?2:12:06 - Presidential approval ratings and the rise of conservative immigrant voters2:18:46 - Is there ANY way the US can solve the Israel-Palestine conflict peacefully? 2:28:49 - The ‘4k’ combat footage era & why the Oval Office is reserved for nepo babies2:32:00 - Ad reads: Pharaoh Distro and Lock & Load2:36:08 - America’s Israeli exist strategy & the Gaza conflict’s impact on the election 2:47:53 - Just how deep-rooted are Taylor’s isolationist views (politics talk) 2:56:09 - Jewish underground tunnels, Sam Hyde & the absurdity of Fish Tank live3:04:29 - How well can PKA do on online IQ tests and US geography quizzes?3:09:58 - New Mexico, Arizona & lava fields: The best and worst of US tourist spots3:18:18 - Taylor’s tornado season stories & Hutch’s California quake experiences3:25:55 - Chinese dam disaster, terrifying tsunamis & catastrophic comet strikes3:32:45 - The multi-Oscar winning movie that Kyle/Hutch loved but Woody hated3:34:49 - PKA’s experiences of taking molly, opium and other substances 3:41:43 - America’s opioid crisis & how to go out on a ‘high’ in the apocalypse3:48:34 - Will we ever ascend to the stars and colonize space? PKA debates3:55:20 - Could the universe contain a life form greater than the human race?3:57:25 - The Three Body Problem, The Great Filter & The Lord of the Rings4:04:24 - More Shogun TV talk and the dark history of Imperial Japan4:09:41 - Hutch shouts out his social medias, the guys call it a show
PKA 690 W/ Vito: Street Quality Ozempic, Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul, Spicy Biden Leak WoodysGamertag 2024-03-09 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Use Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@BiggestProblem Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:10 - Vito’s $1000 weight loss challenge & his experience taking street quality ozempic 0:10:23 - Marathon stolen valor & why it’s difficult to stay healthy living a #VanLife 0:20:06 - PKA’s unusual Biden betting odds & how a USB drive crippled Iran’s nuclear tests0:29:48 - Haiti’s political unrest & the surprising exports of these small European countries0:36:38 - Germany’s post-1945 PR campaign, doom scrolling & why Nixon wasn’t so bad0:44:38 - Chinese cave timeshares & when fake martial art gurus get exposed the hard way0:49:13 - Woody’s everyday carry setup & PKA’s ULTIMATE knife/sword debate 1:01:10 - PKA’s biggest textile phobias and the pointlessness of stainless steel straws 1:04:36 - Los Angeles vs rural Georgia - Who makes the better hot dogs?1:09:14 - PKA reacts to Jake Paul’s upcoming Netflix boxing match versus Mike Tyson1:17:28 - MMA talk: UFC 299’s Superbowl card, bible thumping conspiracy fighters & more1:24:07 - Taylor explores the wild and tragically hilarious world of gangstalking reddit1:37:11 - Is this Star Trek character hot or not? PKA debates1:40:04 - Pro-Palestine self-immolation protests & the man who got over 200 vaccines1:44:05 - PKA’s best/worst ways to RIP & the roller coaster designed to un-alive its users1:49:21 - Why summiting Mount Everest is incredibly underwhelming and unimpressive2:05:39 - Would the guys ever do an all-expenses paid trip to Everst? How about space?2:14:21 - Have any astronauts ever done the deed in space? PKA investigates!2:17:15 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue2:23:27 - Vito’s days as a games journalist & the big problem with Vice’s ‘woke’ journalism2:33:31 - Vito’s personal experiences w/ diversity training & discrimination in Los Angeles2:37:18 - PKA reacts to Biden’s State of the Union address & Sweden joining NATO2:41:18 - Vito shouts out his ‘Biggest Problem’ podcast and leaves the show2:41:58 - Kyle and Woody discuss the good and bad sides of sci-fi short stories2:49:48 - Supreme Leader Trump’s lawsuit headache & why the POTUS needs a uniform2:54:00 - Politics talk: Trump vs Biden’s 2024 debates - who would win in a crossword 1v1?3:02:54 - America’s substance abuse crisis, Ukraine & the USA vs Mexican Cartels3:09:42 - Kyle’s intense infatuation with Starship Troopers’ Denise Richards3:19:49 - Creepy car washes, bikini baristas & why Kyle wants to ban this adult activity 3:29:12 - Shogun TV show talk and why Kyle REALLY wants to buy a sword…3:40:26 - The unsettling scenes of 1990’s live-action Teenage Mutant NInja Turtles movie3:48:50 - The calorific world of alcohol & Kyle’s blackout drunk probation escapades3:58:08 - Biden’s State of the Union & the US’ political issues heading into the election4:00:52 - Rihanna’s $6m birthday swindle & the lavish lifestyle of an elite athlete4:07:25 - PKA makes their predictions for Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson & UFC 3004:11:53 - The guys call it a show
PKA 689 W/Tavarish: The Worst Financial Decision, Mcdonalds Lied To You, Trump Trial WoodysGamertag 2024-03-02 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Use Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@tavarish Twitter: twitter.com/theRealTavarish Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:12 - Tavarish (Freddy)’s $2m+ mission to rescue an underwater McLaren supercar0:22:31 - More on Freddy’s McLaren: Bank loans, motivations to finish the project & more 0:31:55 - Freddy’s terrifying experience of helping Rich Rebuilds buy a car from the hood0:35:07 - $100,000 car scams and how to use an accent to appear more trustworthy 0:41:39 - Wendy’s price surge scandal & why chick-fil-a is S-tier fast food/Big Mac sucks0:50:03 - Why Five Guys is falling off but Raising Cane's is up-and-coming0:53:05 - PKAs thoughts on tipping etiquette , rude customer service and more1:08:55 - How far should one go when ‘paying it forward’ at a drive-thru? 1:12:04 - Freddy and Woody compare their vastly difference luxury cruise experiences 1:20:50 - TV show talk: Constellation (Apple TV) & Kyle’s new number 1 show, Shogun 1:26:37 - Uncomfortable body horror, Midsommar and pushing the boundaries of edgy1:34:03 - How AI can make this German dictator’s speeches slightly persuasive… 1:37:41 - Tavarish gives his thought on the cultural effects of adult content and incels 1:40:06 - John Wayne’s Genghis Khan cameo, & more Shogun TV series talk1:44:24 - Kyle explains why Pirates of the Caribbean is lame but Johnny Depp is cool AF 1:55:33 - Why Deadpool 3 looks AWESOME & The Walking Dead was such a let down 2:06:50 - TV show talk: From, Beef, The Boys & the degenerate world of Gen V2:16:32 - Does Dave Chappelle’s comedy style hold up in 2024? The guys discuss2:24:24 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue2:34:11 - Why we’re in the golden age of TV, adult movies and combat2:42:17 - Freddy thanks the guys and leaves the show2:43:59 - Woody introduces Kyle to the world of jean boxers & male lingerie2:47:45 - Politics talk: Trump vs Supreme Court & Biden vs Michigan & Israel talk2:52:27 - Kid Rock, Joe Rogan and Bud Lite debate (Does Bud Lite suck? PKA debates)2:55:36 - The Secret Service mafia & why we need a JACKED President in the future3:01:48 - Who should The Donald pick as his VP should he win the Presidency? 3:05:40 - Taylor’s chipotle meat heist & PKA vs GameStop (Road to MW3 throwback)3:09:33 - Gaming talk; Goofy CoD skins & ethical inclusion in the Tarkov/AOE communities 3:17:49 - Buckwheat, Little Rascals & the time when America ran on asbestos3:24:59 - Kevin Costner’s new Western thriller & the difference between good/bad CGI,3:31:47 - Game of Thrones talk: Idiot dothraki, nude scenes & PKA vs Hodor3:39:09 - The urban legend of quicksand & does your height change during a day cycle?3:44:30 - Has their ever been a point in Steve Buscemi’s life that he's been handsome?3:50:02 - Taylor and Kyle compete in ‘Woody’s Ultimate’ spelling bee3:55:46 - Woody’s experience of learning guitar & is Jimi Hendix overrated?4:00:13 - Guitar hero rockstars, video game speedrunners & solar flare skips4:07:14 - The guys call it a show
PKA 688 W/ Richard Ryan: Transparent Try-On Haul, Richard Was A Reply Girl, Woody Won The Death Pool WoodysGamertag 2024-02-24 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!marekhealth.com/PKA Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@Fullmag Twitter: twitter.com/RichardRyan Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:13 - Why Richard is so nice and kind-hearted it’s *almost* suspicious.. 0:05:54 - Apple’s controversial App Store cut & the dystopian future of AI algorithms0:10:52 - PKA explores the wonderful world of Try-on-haul girls0:16:35 - The RawInstinct/TmarTn scandal & the time Richard became a ‘Reply Girl’0:22:58 - YouTube’s predatory algorithm, Twitter rage bait & the worst of social media0:25:56 - Richard discusses his business idea of an app for retired military dogs0:35:34 - Why the military should be looking to Twitch streamers to control their drones.. 0:40:58 - Super Nanny, South Park & If Sam Jackson was your SatNavigator 0:43:09 - Kyle and Ryan discuss their experiences of owning ex-Military dogs0:50:39 - The genetic explanation behind humanity’s fears & Kyle’s recent spider scare0:55:31 - Tarantula hawks, snapping turtles & more exotic animals you shouldn’t F with1:04:15 - Raising big cats as pets & why hippos don’t make for good domesticated pets1:09:07 - Saving endangered species & how scientists are bringing back the mammoth 1:15:07 - Sunglasses, tiki torches and khaki pants: the perfect outfit for a proud boy!1:18:27 - Richard experiences owning rescue dogs (what should Woody name his dog?)1:27:56 - How Richard’s now-deceased rottweiler got him into a $1m lawsuit 1:31:31 - Richard talks IED suits, kinetic energy overpressure & ballistic mythbusting1:38:52 - The beirut blast, fake nuclear tests & Taylor’s lunar conspiracy1:45:18 - Why Oklahoma is the ‘Sooner’ State & Taylor’s guessing game trolling1:49:31 - Underwater hotel rooms and the Chilean miner disaster of 20101:53:28 - Salt mine disasters, breathable liquid & Richard’s scuba diving stories2:01:31 - Why orangutans and apes aren’t as intelligent as people think they are.. 2:03:32 - Kyle and Woody review Spielberg’s Masters of the Air (spoilers: it sucks!)2:10:02 - German fashion, Ron DeSantis’ boots & Woody won the PKA death pool!2:16:33 - Ad reads: Marek health, Pharoah Distro and Lock & Load2:28:07 - Showers, war stories & The Avengers: What makes the PKA crew cry? 2:34:51 - Richard thanks the guys and leaves the show2:36:24 - The Tuskegee airmen, syphilis & more Masters of the Air talk2:46:27 - 1940s hook up culture and TRUE story of Jesus’ immaculate conception2:52:34 - Politics talk: Trump’s NYC ban, PKA’s election predictions & more3:01:12 - The dark and disturbing footage of the Israeli conflict you haven’t seen.. 3:03:05 - Kyle explains why he’s getting hyped for the new Walking Dead spinoff show3:05:21 - Looting, Kappa grinding and trolling Russians: Kyle talks Escape From Tarkov3:27:16 - Gaming talk: Taylor’s AOE 2 obsession, PC overclocking & addicting games3:45:32 - Why Baldur’s Gate 3 is GOATed and why this new medieval game looks SICK3:53:12 - Kyle and Taylor discuss getting back into Warhammer 40k and Vermintide3:59:44 - The guys call it a show
PKA 687: Tucker Carlson Interviews Putin, Woody Becomes A Sorcerer, I Have A Majora Problem WoodysGamertag 2024-02-17 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Use Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors - No guest this week!0:00:25 - ‘Try it on girls’ banned adult sites & the plague of amateur adult film stars0:08:00 - Ghetto gaggers, Amouranth and when adult movies go behind the scenes0:14:21 - Croissants, ‘how it's made’ TV shows & why salt water taffy is a sham0:21:07 - The Red Hot Chili pedo & when Minecraft YouTubers get too close to their fans..0:24:28 - PKA reacts to Tucker Carlson visiting Russia and interviewing Putin0:32:49 - PKA’s bronze medal Presidential picks & knowing when to call it quits as a pro0:38:56 - Superbowl talk: Patrick Mahomes, mass tragedies and more0:41:34 - PKA reacts to the cop who opened fire on a pretty intimidating acorn0:50:44 - Would a King of America be a better way to govern the US than a democracy? 0:54:23 - Kanye West’s shoulder pads and how he’s telling the truth on his new album0:57:30 - Mexican music, Pavarotti and PKA’s biggest musical guilty pleasures1:02:25 - Fitness talk: Girly workout songs & the not-so-subtly gay world of bodybuilding 1:07:44 - The debunking of ‘love languages’ and the 5 approaches of giving an apology1:14:26 - Woody’s scandalous South Carolina escapades with his wife1:18:10 - Were dinosaurs ever real? Is global warming a trick? PKA discusses1:21:01 - TV show talk: Spielberg’s Masters of the Air, Band of Brothers & WWII talk1:29:08 - NVIDIA’s stock surge, Nancy Pelosi & why Kyle feels bad for Joe Biden1:34:06 - Vladimir Putin’s ethnic origins and his secret to aging so fantastically 1:37:28 - Erin Moriarty’s terrible face lift & State Farm's TERRIBLE CGI commercial 1:43:15 - Why Kyle was super excited for the Super Bowl… and missed all of it1:45:44 - UFC talk: Volk, Paulo Costa and more, Cejudo & masculine female athletes1:52:08 - Ronda Rousey’s lewd leaked pics & when women’s boxing face offs get raunchy1:57:36 - Woody becomes a sorcerer as he uses a lighter to control his PC monitor2:04:27 - Kim Kardashian’s big break with Ray J and PKA’s beef with Armenia2:09:13 - Gaming talk: Age of Empires 2, Tarkov cheaters vs knowers and more2:15:06 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue (ft. edible & Elon Musk talk)2:28:43 - Elon Musk, Russian Starlink satellites and the impending moon wars2:34:37 - Should we even bother going to the moon again? Kyle doesn’t think so2:38:26 - PKA vs North Sentinel Island & why the USA is taking over the rare metal market2:44:25 - Why Kyle is calling BS on global warming and is weary of the Germans2:48:07 - PKA takes a trip around the world to look at some of the world’s coolest flags 2:58:41 - Politics talk: Jon Stewart’s return, populist politics, gas prices & more3:04:55 - Gaming talk: Kyle’s Tarkov grinding, Palworld & Warhammer 40k3:15:53 - What is the world’s largest company in 2024? PKA investigates3:18:35 - Kyle and Woody’s experiences of rushing through airport departure gates3:21:21 - Civilisation V on-the-go, airport freakouts & why Sky Lounges SUCK3:28:00 - Kyle shares his favorite Police Activity freakout videos of the week3:31:47 - Prohibition loopholes, Al Capone & whyTaxi Driver is an excellent movie3:40:32 - PKA talks scary movies: Cape Fear, The Terrifier, Carrie and more3:47:26 - Kyle discusses Star Trek, triple-chested women and double-duty snatch 3:56:19 - PKA reacts to former guest F1NN5TER’s *shocking* new adult content.. 4:01:43 - Is this new camera setup the future of PKA production?!4:04:11 - The guys call it a show
PKA 686 W/ Gavin Mcinnes: Woodys Free Use, Government Orders, FPSRussia Charged Criminal Masculinity WoodysGamertag 2024-02-10 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!marekhealth.com/PKA Guest Social Medias:Gavin’s website: censored.tv Twitter: twitter.com/XGavinMcInnes Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:10 - Gavin’s elite multi-TV setup puts PKAs production to shame!0:02:04 - Woody enlightens Gavin on his free use naughty adventures with his wife0:08:16 - The straight-gay spectrum, love triangles & why Gavin doesn’t like adult movies0:16:15 - Gavin speaks about the Proud Boys, media disinformation & Donald Trump0:23:19 - Why Obama was a big nerdy President and Donald Trump is the Messiah0:27:16 - Jay Z vs the Grammys & the danger of watching shows with your spouse0:30:17 - Male vs female anatomy & how PKA would redesign the perfect male member0:37:33 - Black prison culture vs the gay community & why female Wardens can’t be trusted0:41:55 - PKA reacts to Andrew Callaghan’s recent visit to the US-Mexico border0:48:53 - Why New York criminals are hacking cars and selling them to Saudi Arabia0:55:51 - New York’s rude culture & why so many male celebs are secretly effeminate1:01:04 - Gavin’s experiences with the Glasgow Smile, the Old Firm rivalry & kung fu1:07:05 - MMA’s best/worst fighting styles & PKA’s unorthodox self-defense strategies1:10:37 - Hot sugar water & phallic operations: When angry spouses are out for revenge..1:15:09 - FPSRussia’s close call with car shrapnel & the time he met Dan Blizzerian1:23:41 - Gorlock the Destroyer, Sly Stallone’s hot daughters & the TRUE scale of beauty1:31:17 - The tragic movie career of Frank Stallone (Could the guys beat up Sly Stallone?)1:36:00 - The competitive sibling rivalry of announcers Michael Buffer & Bruce Buffer1:39:50 - Hunter Biden’s member, Marjorie Taylor Greene & Don Jr’s secret habits1:44:36 - Gavin’s nose candy rendezvous w/ Anthony Cumia1:49:39 - Retro wedgies, deep South substance issues & Atlanta’s secret squatters1:54:06 - PKA reacts to Tucker Carlson’s Putin interview, migrants, sanctuary cities & more2:01:59 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Marek Health, Lock and Load 2:08:41 - Gavin's bromance with Anthony Cumiw, the O&A show and homemade planes2:15:58 - James O’Keefe, Shane Gillis and PKA’s favorite racially charged insults2:23:51 - Are we headed for another US civil war? (North vs South USA debate)2:31:27 - Taylor/Kyle’s ‘pure’ heritage & the white-ification of darker skin tones2:35:45 - Gavin tells the story of creating/leaving Vice & his thoughts on it now2:47:52 - The Rock, Kanye, Taylor Swift?! Who will be Donald Trump's number 2?2:55:21 - The time Gavin met Kanye, Ye’s new wife and his thoughts on the Jews3:05:08 - Gavin and Woody bond over motorcycles and their dislike of large people3:07:26 - Gavin thanks the guys and leaves the show3:08:01 - The gang reflects on Gavin as a guest and his PKA fan production assistant3:09:58 - PKA reacts to Vice visiting North Korea & Computer Simulation Theory3:17:38 - PKA’s views on heaven, hell, getting baptized and selling your soul3:28:58 - Gaming talk: Total War: Warhammer 3, Space Marines, War of Rights & more3:43:36 - More gaming talk: Taylor’s AoE2 rage & Pestilly’s Tarkov tears3:54:44 - Kyle’s dog, Toby, got neutered and he's NOT happy about it…3:58:17 - Microwave cancer & Monsanto’s evil monopoly over crop farming4:05:23 - The REAL reason Kyle doesn't like holding babies..4:09:46 - The guys call it a show
PKA 685 W/ Scott Sullivan: Taylor Swift Is A Bad Girlfriend, Scott Fights Sam Hyde, Palworld WoodysGamertag 2024-02-03 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@scottsullivanmma Twitter: twitter.com/sullivan_mma Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor introduces the sponsors0:00:12 - Scott Sullivan’s MMA training experiences - Could he beat Sam Hyde in a fight?!0:07:05 - Middle eastern jumping jacks & why supercomputers can’t beat this simple game..0:13:19 - Has the Taylor Swift’s Super Bowl conspiracy come true? Is her music any good?0:19:16 - Hollywood’s biggest ‘nepotism babies’: Nic Cage, Drew Barrymore & more0:25:31 - Would the guys rather have a secretary who looks like Taylor Swift or Danny DeVito?0:27:49 - Will Conor McGregor fight again in the UFC or is he a Hollywood star now?0:35:06 - Scott talks MMA training experience, Fish Tank Live brawls and more0:41:26 - Asmongold’s horrible hygiene & when girls don’t realize they got a crusty crotch.. 0:48:14 - Why girls can do no wrong in ANY relationship, according to redditors0:53:49 - Scott discusses Fish Tank Season 2: Food, fitness, Airsoft Fatty and more1:00:40 - Season 3 of Fish Tank Live is confirmed! Would Taylor ever be a contestant? 1:09:55 - Scott reflects on his MMA career: Recovering from a loss, injuries & UFC call-ups1:17:50 - Baseball, prom night and bus drama: PKA reminisces on their high school days1:28:16 - PKA’s experiences of high school ‘health’ class and getting THAT talk1:34:51 - That awkward moment during family movie night when THIS scene comes on..1:40:26 - Woody’s parents and their unorthodox approach to their bedroom activities1:43:15 - Kyle and Woody’s 2024 Presidential wager (ft. Israel/Ukraine talk)1:51:02 - PKA discusses inflation, consumer price indexes & America’s corn economy1:58:30 - The Daily Wire’s dire documentaries & the upcoming A24 movie you MUST see2:01:31 - Jimmy kimmel vs Aaron Rodgers, Pat McAfee and the Kelcey Brothers podcast2:05:32 - MMA talk: trash talking: Jon Jones, Chael Sonnen vs Brazil & Colby Covington2:14:04 - Will Conor McGregor return to the Octagon in 2024? Kyle and Woody discuss2:16:42 - Why Joe Biden is packing downstairs and Marjorie Taylor Green is all about it2:19:34 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro & Lock and Load2:25:08 - Telemedicine, GMO crops and fake juices: The best and worst of modern technology2:32:38 - Scott’s current Fallout playthrough & why has Palworld gotten SO popular??2:41:06 - Why Taylor’s secret high school hobbies made his dad disappointed in him2:44:28 - PKA”s nerdiest teenage hobbies and high school friends who were.. A little off2:48:53 - If you can add 3 inches to anywhere on your body.. Where is PKA distributing them?2:52:45 - Why height is EVERYTHING when it comes to being a military tough guy..2:56:46 - Why Reacher’s combat scenes SUCKS & why US Cops should have a yearly test3:02:52 - Kyle shares his favorite videos of the week from the Police Activity channel3:11:17 - Taylor’s 200 IQ ideas for re-inventing the tank and the US Citizenship test3:20:18 - PKA talks Key and Peele best sketches + what makes a GOOD horror movie?3:36:04 - Woody is still absolutely LOVING Survivor, but Kyle and Taylor aren’t convinced..3:38:35 - Gaming talk: Warhammer 40k, Tarkov, Rust & Fallout wildest mods3:56:54 - Why Kyle is eager to play GTA 6 (despite having never played) GTA V3:59:37 - PKA makes predictions for the Super Bowl:Who’s taking home the Lombardi?4:02:30 - The guys call it a show
PKA 684 W/ Wolf: Taylor Swift AI Scandal, Kyle Gets Poisoned, Wolfs New Game WoodysGamertag 2024-01-27 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Use Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue! Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@WOLFPAINTBALL Twitter: twitter.com/wolfpaintball Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:08 - What exactly is Kwanzaa and who on earth is celebrating it?!0:01:34 - Did this 1800s sci-fi author correctly predict the Trump Presidency?! 0:03:59 - The wild, wild west origins of Oklahoma ‘outlaws only’ panhandle0:08:52 - Kyle’s embarrassing elephant boxers & why Batman influenced his daily routine0:14:53 - Wolf’s Red Bull prohibition & is it weird to do these two things in the shower?0:20:10 - Couches, enchiladas and brand new cars: PKA’s worst vomit stories0:28:37 - Kyle’s many experiences of getting (food) poisoned by various restaurants0:33:20 - Panera Bread’s caffeine-charged lemonade & America’s supersized portions0:40:35 - PKA”s hospitality shenanigans - Should you send food back to the kitchen? 0:44:16 - Taylor and Woody’s experience of working in hospitality and ice cream stores0:53:45 - Why Taylor & Woody love coaching sports & why bad equipment can ruin a player1:00:33 - Kyle and Wolf share their experiences of playing baseball and soccer1:07:02 - PKA’s 200 IQ suggestions to instantly improve soccer, basketball and hockey1:12:40 - Japanese baseball giants & why more tennis players aren’t 6 foot or taller1:15:53 - Wolf’s experiences of playing hockey in Canada (is it much different than the US?)1:18:29 - LeVar Burton’s Roots, Canada’s secret dark history & Toronto’s hockey curse1:22:18 - Outrageous ticket prices in US sports & should college athletes be getting paid?1:27:30 - Wolf cameo appearance in paintball game & why Kyle is scared to visit Russia1:31:53 - Cruel capital punishments & the dark, Australian history of Subaru (yes, Aussie)1:41:34 - The People vs OJ Simpson & does OJ truly deserve the bad rep he gets?1:49:35 - Why Arnold Schwarzeneggar was almost NOT chosen to be The Terminator… 1:52:39 - The high-speed sagaGixxer brah, crossing State lines and legal jurisdiction1:58:11 - Canada, France, Japan: Where’s the ‘second best’ places to live in the world?2:03:02 - Japan’s unusual adult video laws and freaky fascination with tentacles 2:06:03 - When protestors upset the wrong truck driver & when biker gangs get reckless2:12:33 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue2:18:29 - Why Woody is REALLY enjoying his current marathon of Survivor (TV show)2:34:57 - TV show talk: Downton abbey, Squid Game & how to outsmart a game show2:43:26 - Food talk: Big Mac inflation, Raising Canes & snow crabs vs chicken wings2:57:57 - Kyle’s all you can eat shrimp saga & how to correctly eat sunflower seeds3:04:07 - PKA reacts to frozen Chiefs fans & the Taylor Swift AI scandal3:10:47 - Congressional cowboy duels, Trump AI & when companies go woke/MAGA3:17:39 - MMA talk: Sean Strickland vs Du Plessis, Izzy Adesanya, Jon Jones & more3:33:42 - Dana White’s political principles & business strategy (ft. the time Wolf met Dana)3:43:14 - The brutal life of an aspiring MMA star: All work but very little pay 3:50:33 - Blackjack talk: High rollers, unusual strategies & how a bad player can ruin a hand4:04:34 - Wolf shouts out his social medias, the guys call it a show
PKA 683 W/ Harley: Fatphobia Isnt Okay, Keem Yells At Harley, Travis Kelce Does The Impossible WoodysGamertag 2024-01-20 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA30” for 30% off!Use Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue! Guest Social Medias:Harley’s podcast: youtube.com/@epicmealtime Harley’s Twitter: twitter.com/HarleyPlays Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:12 - Harley and Taylor’s IRL meetup - FPSRussia is sad he got left out! 0:04:23 - PKA and Harley react to the secret Jewish tunnels of New York0:12:49 - If ethnicities had RPG character stats - who would have the strongest build?0:14:55 - Harley’s antisocial gaming hours & if the Avatar universe merged with ours0:28:10 - Gaming talk: Age of Empires 2, Squad, CoD conspiracies & Fortnite0:36:37 - More gaming talk: Civil War tactical FPS, Lethal Company & more0:43:44 - TV show/movie talk: Poor Things, Nathan Fielder & The Three Body 0:51:27 - Woody’s hilarious case of ‘MLG Pro’ face blindness0:53:36 - TV show talk: For All Mankind’s ‘flop’ finale & Nic Cage the Nepo Baby1:00:52 - Harley’s experience of going on the Lolcow podcast (Keem yells at Harley!)1:09:49 - HIV, AIrsoft Fatty & Frank Hassle: Taylor recaps the latest Fish Tank Live drama1:26:00 - Taylor and Harley talk meeting Sam Hyde IRL + firing an ICONIC 1940s SMG1:29:09 - The horrors of japan’s unit 731 & the best Asian country to live in as a white guy1:33:19 - Harley’s experience of playing Canadian football - is it much different to the NFL?1:37:28 - The bald man superiority club and why laugh tracks make or break a sitcom1:42:38 - TV show talk: Loudermilk & is Jack Reacher a superhero? 1:49:47 - Kyle explains the insane mythos + lore of the Godzilla ‘Monarch’ universe1:55:25 - Adam Sandler’s pre-Hollywood surgery nose is ridiculously large!1:57:43 - Harley and Woody talk Invisalign braces - is the procedure worth it?2:00:42 - Kanye West’s hilarious 2023 U-turn and his SHOCKING new teeth implants2:05:11 - TV show talk: Strange Planet, Ted & PKA’s Gameboy nostalgia2:11:02 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue2:17:28 - PKA’s hottest female guest EVER & Woody to appear on Harley’s podcast?2:25:03 - MMA talk: Sean Strickland, UFC 300, Adesanya and Khabib returns?2:26:38 - Harley thanks the guys + leaves the show (LOTS of UFC talk continues)2:38:39 - Politics talk: Israel, Trump’s VP pick and his 2024 Presidential campaign2:58:44 - The tragic political downfalls of Kellyanne Conway & Ron DeSantis 3:02:12 - Lindsay Graham’s ‘ladybugs’ & the bedroom hijinx of America’s political leaders3:06:59 - The PKA Twitter vs Reddit debate & why the NHL is becoming less popular 3:14:01 - PKA’s Superbowl trash talking & Travis Kelsey’s transition to the ‘light’ side3:20:05 - The guys reminisce about high school: Gym class, study hall & PTSD trauma3:31:42 - Kyle and Taylor’s had terrifying nightmares about hockey + Home Alone 3:36:35 - Woody just had a seizure yesterday morning - what should he do about it?3:50:02 - Kyle shares his experiences of having multiple severe panic attacks3:57:29 - The art of the deal & the time Woody almost bought a home from hell4:02:11 - The guys call it a show
PKA 682 W/Mint Salad: Going The Extra Mile, Paid To Be A Giant, Leaking In The Meat Section WoodysGamertag 2024-01-13 | marekhealth.comUse Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@ASEPresents Instagram: instagram.com/itsmintsalad Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:11 - Mint Salad’s 500 movie reviews and her connection to the Dck Masterson universe0:11:14 - Movie talk: Citizen Kane, silver screen speech patterns & overdone jump cuts0:16:41 - PKA’s Black Friday bust-ups and why Black Friday is a total farce0:23:09 - Best Buy Blu-Rays, old media vs digital content & PKA’s Plex server hook-up0:31:22 - Salad’s artwork, Kanye West and Yeezy’s wife with S-tier double Ds 0:36:11 - Salad’s experience with the foster care system and her autism diagnosis 0:48:53 - Why Disney’s Star Wars universe SUCKS, but the Clone Wars is pretty cool 0:56:13 - Sherlock Holmes, pipe smoking and why cigars SUCK1:00:20 - Substance dependencies, fatal withdrawals + the Miller Lite emergency 6-pack1:03:41 - The substance crisis plaguing downtown, San Francisco and Philadelphia1:09:29 - The time Mint Salad got catcalled in Los Angeles and why it didn’t bother her1:12:39 - Salad’s taekwondo training + how her first time at the range went VERY wrong1:21:01 - Movie talk: Legends of the Fall, Poultrygeist, Crimes of the Future & more1:31:12 - More movie talk: Goon, Starship Troopers, Samurai Cops & The Room1:42:42 - Taylor explains to Salad why The Lord of the Rings is a MUST watch trilogy1:49:33 - Salad’s comic book passion & how the ‘Oz’ TV show scarred Kyle for life2:00:28 - Kyle, Woody + Salad talk Star Trek: TNG, Strange New Worlds & Lower Decks2:07:50 - Why Salad distanced herself from her mom & PKA’s awful alcoholic grandfathers2:13:57 - Vietnam draft dodgers and the US military’s IQ quotas - right or wrong?2:18:11 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Marek Health2:27:55 - New York’s Jewish tunnel network, mole people & the secret tunnels of Seattle2:40:03 - Elon Musk’s mission to Mars & Woody’s paramotor adventures in Israel2:46:05 - PKA reacts to newly released footage from the January 6th insurrection 2:50:05 - Giants, teachers & urine: Salad shares her WILDEST adult video requests3:03:27 - Feeder fantasies + why this popular anime is secretly for lovers of vore 3:08:55 - Salad’s strangest requests, solo cosplay scenes + does her boyfriend get jealous?3:19:07 - Star Wars talk, Liv Tyler & why Salad needs to cosplay as slave Leia3:24:47 - Fifth Element, mean girls and more: PKA’s Rated-R cosplay ideas for Salad3:30:09 - Mega movie talk: Nymphomaniac, Many, raunchy scenes & MUCH more 3:37:45 - Kyle shares his favorite videos of the week from the Police Activity channel3:41:26 - The ultimate PKA sandwich debate & the PKA guest who befriended Jarde Fogle3:50:36 - Kyle teaches woody how to order a burrito at Chipotle the RIGHT way3:53:19 - Mexican food talk & why the OG Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant is GOATed3:58:19 - Salad’s thoughts on #VanLife and getting freaky with a dolphin4:03:45 - Mint Salad shouts out her Social Medias, the guys call it a show
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PKA 681 W/ Chris James: Drunk Ghost Hunting, Woody Calls Blade, Epstein Client Logs WoodysGamertag 2024-01-06 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Use Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue! Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@ChrisJamesTV Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:09 - Reality TV, whisky ghosts & why supernatural reality shows are a farce 0:07:33 - Woody’s PTSD poetry, mystical mermaids and mountain monsters0:17:46 - Why you NEVER f*k with a bear & more on Chris’ mountain monsters show0:23:54 - The perfect age to RIP, space exploration & post-apocalyptic nuclear America0:33:46 - New popes, celebrity passings and sports picks: PKA’s 2024 predictions0:48:45 - OnlyUseMeBlade’s New Year’s downwards spiral (Woody calls Blade live on PKA) 0:58:34 - Kanye West’s new wife, Bianca Censori, is hot + putting it ALL on display1:04:18 - CoD talk: Nicki Manaj skins, MW3 2023 & casual gaming vs hardcore grinding1:12:37 - More gaming talk: Escape From Tarkov, Lethal Company & Taylor tries Rust1:26:32 - PKA reacts to Trump, Clinton + Stephen Hawking's implications to Epstein Island1:39:47 - Bug eyed women, space vacuums & the PKA science experiment show-and-tell1:46:57 - Vaseline, coconut oil + Wet Platinum: PKA”s teenage solo session experiments1:58:13 - Woody reflects on his Mail Monday series and some of its most outrageous topics2:01:42 - Chris’ pursuit of learning guitar & is the 10,000 hours of mastery ‘law’ true?2:07:51 - Ad reads: Pharoah DIstro, Lock and Load & Blue2:15:04 - Mother-Lover Manor + Mountain Monsters: Chris’ GOAT-status reality shows2:22:00 - PKA talks stand up comedy: Chappelle, Gervais, Jimmy Carr & cancel culture2:32:37 - Bill maher’s political u-turn and when political correctness goes mad2:38:06 - Sports talk: Taylor’s College Ball bandwagon, MMA drama & more2:48:18 - Chris’ days as a JV bowler - and could Taylor have gone pro in hockey?3:00:02 - Taylor’s ineptitude at bowling & why Woody is PKA’s awesome Dad of the week3:03:37 - Woody’s jet ski disappearance story & Kyle’s gnarly ATV seizure/accident3:16:05 - Why Kyle is thinking of selling his motorbike.. And why Chris wants to buy one3:22:54 - PKA reacts to Barstool’s Jersey Jerry’s 40-hour pursuit of a hole in one golf putt3:27:50 - Cheesing high scores on Nintendo Wii & why the future of combat is gamer kids3:32:49 - Kyle’s newfound favorite podcast: Military veterans taking out Osama Bin Laden3:42:38 - PKA talks WW3, US involvement in the Middle East & Pakistani family marriages3:49:48 - Taylor Swift x Travis Kelsey, Sherlock Holmes & Matthew McConaghy foot rubs3:57:45 - Kyle, Taylor and chris share their favorite scenes from the sopranos4:00:42 - Chris shouts out his social medias, the guys call it a show
PKA 680 W/ Slush: Kyles New Dog, Donald Trump Diapers, Making Kids Cry WoodysGamertag 2023-12-30 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Use Code ‘PKA’ at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCyMtY1OCRYlS4sJSyB_Njnw Twitter: twitter.com/Slushpuppy_TV Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:13 - Slush talks favorite Christmas gifts, golf handicaps and the new Tarkov wipe0:06:36 - Why the right/wrong parenting style can make or break an aspiring athlete 0:13:07 - The baseball Pro earning $700m & Jason Statham’s past life as a pro diver0:24:10 - The pointlessness of the Australian hockey team & why Kyle hates the Olympics0:31:56 - Why cricket is a stupid sport & when countries DOMINATE a very specific sport0:36:20 - Kyle’s new pomeranian dog and his new favorite christmas gift of all time0:41:18 - PKA’s Santa stories & how the grinch ruined christmas for these poor kids0:45:53 - Woody’s thoughts on Dr Who going woke & when cancel culture goes too far 0:50:54 - The shocking stories of military veterans.. Told through the medium of VRChat 0:53:34 - Why the true effects of a nuclear fallout aren’t so bad.. (Chernobyl talk) 0:58:18 - If NASA nuked the moon & how humanity can colonize the galaxy in one easy step1:01:20 - Renewable sources vs nuclear power- which is the future of energy usage?1:08:32 - The colossal size of Aussieland & Outback steakhouse: Trash or treasure?1:14:36 - Woody’s ‘revenge based’ diet, Slush’s steak boycott & when you go on an ape diet1:20:15 - The time Slush made 4lbs of homemade jerky - and ate it all in one sitting…1:22:26 - Does Donald Trump wear an adult diaper? PKA investigates this smelly rumor 1:29:02 - Trump’s unusual drinking stance & why more men should wear Scottish kilts1:36:14 - Why Taylor needs to leave scary St Louis and explore more of Europe1:40:58 - US versus Aussie food talk: Oversized snacks, candy & plus-sized Mexicans 1:53:18 - PKA”s super serious Codenames series & Slush’s competitive breathalyzer game2:00:08 - PKA collectively experiences a Shaquile O’Neal-induced Mandela Effect 2:04:30 - Kyle’s new favorite game show: Find the white guy in a group of black people 2:09:37 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue2:16:18 - Kyle and Sush talk, Tarkov: Arena mode, hackers, wipes & more 2:25:10 - The extremely niche yet beautiful art of building a ship in a bottle 2:27:41 - Air dusters, whippets and weed: The internet’s most unusual ways to get high2:35:59 - PKA reacts to the return of Frank Underwood (Tucker Carlson interview) 2:42:30 - The best/worst compliments to receive & Slush’s family of absolute UNITS 2:47:27 - The GTA hacker who got busted BAD & Woody’s beef with an Xbox hacker2:55:35 - TV/movie talk: Killers of the flower moon, Saltburn & the pros/cons of movie-going3:10:52 - Why this unorthodox cowboy Western movie is a MUST see…3:12:57 - Feminine men or butch women: Who should NASA be sending to colonize space? 3:15:38 - UFC/MMA talk: Andrew Tate vs Jake Paul, McGregor’s next bout & more3:28:04 - PKA talks freak fights, and how to win a 5v1 handicap brawl (spoiler: you can’t)3:35:34 - Skateboarding, surfing + skating: 3 skills you all lose to the power of aging3:43:38 - Surreal sports stadium setups & the best.worst sports to spectate IRL 3:49:27 - PKA reacts to the WILD updates from Sam Hyde’s Fish Tank Live stream4:01:35 - Slush shouts out his social medias, the guys call it a show
PKA 679 W/ Drift0r: Congress Spicy Film, Drift0r Is Cured Again, Fishtank Season 2 WoodysGamertag 2023-12-23 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@Drift0r Twitter: twitter.com/drift0r Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:19 - Driftor’s gaming bed setup and how he discovered the cure to his illnesses! 0:11:46 - PKA talks gaming: The Finals, Tarkov Arena & Fortnite fast building0:24:15 - More gaming: Minecraft, Fall Guys & getting high in virtual reality =0:31:45 - CRT TVs, fake nukes & akimbo 1887s: PKA reminisces on oldschool CoD days 0:42:44 - Why more online games NEED to have this simple feature!0:44:20 - Why family YouTube channels are TERRIBLE & the tarnished legacy of Shay Carl 0:51:05 - Getting jacked in heaven & Kyle/Woody discuss The Expanse sci-fi show0:56:38 - Undiscovered rare earth elements & if ‘Don’t Look Up’ happened IRL1:04:34 - The mystery of the Tunguska event, Saturn’s disappearing rings & space travel talk1:09:38 - The 3 body problem, Edge of Tomorrow & more: PKA talks nerdy sci-fi 1:17:28 - The dark side of Adam Sandler’s 50 ‘First Dates’ + juggling multiple kids1:21:01 - Why people w/ antisocial + borderline personality disorders shouldn’t be F’d with1:26:24 - Atlanta’s wholesome Arabic home invader & Woody’s dog attack lawsuit drama1:38:52 - Why playing laser tag as an adult and dominating the kids is secretly fun AF1:43:14 - The time PKA hosted a paintball meetup event on an IRL CoD paintball map 1:59:14 - TV show talk: Sopranos, Lessons in Chemistry, The Boys & Gen V goes woke2:03:20 - Bank robberies or casino heists: What’s the best crime to commit if time froze?2:15:59 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro & Lock and Load2:20:58 - Pokemon cards, dogs & iPads: PKA’s shares their plans for 2023 Christmas gifts2:29:47 - Woody’s INSANE calves, Driftor’s feminine chest & Taylor’s caveman body hair2:34:15 - Movie talk: Edward Scissorhands, Godzilla Minus One & Chinese censorship2:36:47 - Why being a Japanese kamikaze pilot actually wasn’t so bad!2:39:59 - Lindsay Graham’s ‘ladybugs’ & the staffer who got it on in the Capitol building2:44:57 - Driftor thanks the guys and leaves the show2:46:34 - Who, if anyone, should replace the faces on the US dollar bills? 2:53:23 - PKA reacts to Elon Musk bringing Alex Jones back to Twitter/X2:59:41 - OJ Simpson conspiracies, Breaking Bonnaduci & the best of Jack@ss3:05:45 - Sam Hyde’s Fish Tank Live is back and better than ever!3:17:08 - HotLoadZac joins the call and this week’s PKA trivia round begins!3:46:22 - It’s the final trivia question! Who are this week’s winners and losers?3:57:00 - Kyle shares funny FPSRussia stories & gives Woody car sales advice4:14:26 - The guys call it a show
PKA 678 W/ Dick Masterson: Taylors Celebrity Meetup, Public Indecency, Twitch Too Racy? WoodysGamertag 2023-12-16 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbthefreezepipe.com Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your orderhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Use Code “PKA” at Checkout for Blue!Masterson’s podcast channel: :youtube.com/@BiggestProblem Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:14 - Masterson’s feud with Maddox has been reignited - and it’s expensive!0:05:27 - Why Masterson got unfairly banned from YouTube for making fun of big people0:08:03 - Woody’s ‘whale watching’ ability, Kate Upton & Taylor’s new found fitness gains0:17:11 - Donald Trump Top Trumps & how to find the hottest women in all of Russia 0:24:22 - Masterson’s Jewish-Mexican-Nordic ancestry & Kyle’s neanderthal DNA 0:36:16 - Taking an adult vacation to Thailand & why a trip to Mexican boosted Woody’s ego0:45:40 - Want to be a vandal or thief? Cool, just don’t go to Singapore or face the cane!0:52:08 - Jussie Smollet’s ‘hate crime’ scandal & when pranking a Jewish cemetery goes wrong0:59:36 - PKA talks Israel vs Palestin: Judaism, skin banks & Lord Voldemort 1:08:30 - PKA”s various encounters with the extreme ends of the left/right political spectrum1:13:37 - Masterson’s experience with the LA homeless & $11,000 sewage system misery1:23:01 - Is Florida the best or worst US State to live in? PKA debates 1:27:00 - PKA reacts to recent guest Vito and his victory in Masterson’s weight loss contest1:38:35 - Masterson’s fan with EXTREMELY large pants & very specific artistic infatuation1:49:16 - Taylor’s festive goodwill deeds & why Kyle ONLY cares about animal charities1:53:56 - Why are Middle Eastern/Asian cities so much cooler than American towns?1:57:34 - Masterson;s beef + lawsuit lol’s with wannabe comic book writer, Eric July2:06:50 - Ad reads: Pharoah distro, Freeze Pipe, Lock and Load & Blue2:16:57 - taylor’s brandon herrera trip (Tim Kennedy, Goldberg & more)2:31:29 - Why is Pro Wrestler Bill Goldberg hosting a competitive knife game show? 2:34:50 - PKA reacts to Twitch’s new nudity guidelines (and gets mesmerized by booba)2:41:33 - Why Taylor would be the KING of the apocalypse with a Cheez-Its throne2:45:54 - The desperate tale of an adult model and her rich, but very sad, (only) fan 2:49:23 - UFC talk: Colby Covington, Donald Trump & when trash talking goes too far!2:57:58 - Politics talk:Trump 2024, Palestinian prisoners & US military industrial complex3:04:41 - Which demographic is best at paying student loans and credit card debt?3:09:20 - Debate: Would the guys rather be a working mom or a stay-at-home mother?3:19:14 - PKA investigates some horrifying looking medical-grade adult toys3:23:10 - Gaming talk: Materson’s Mario misery, Lethal Company, Rust & more 3:40:48 - More gaming talk: Virtual reality, GoW, Scum & 3rd person gaming3:45:00 - Masterson shares more INSANE details of Maddox’s documentary & drama3:57:38 - PKA reacts to Wings calling out PKA (Taylor & Chiz) on his podcast 4:09:08 - Masterson shouts out his podcast, the guys call it a sho
PKA 677 W/ TurkeyTom & VINwiki: Woody’s Kung Fu, Chris Chan Lore, Kyle’s Furry Journey WoodysGamertag 2023-12-09 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbthefreezepipe.com Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your orderhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!TurkeyTom YouTube: youtube.com/@TurkeyTom TurkeyTom Twitter: twitter.com/anonbirdd VinWiki YouTube: youtube.com/@VINwiki Vin Wiki Twitter: vinwiki.com Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:12 - TurkeyTom’s YouTube deep dive into the crazy world of Chris Chan0:07:45 - The curious case of Epstein Island and Zionism in 20230:11:52 - Why Tom isn’t a fan of weed & Kyle’s depressing experiences with lexapro0:21:27 - What’s the best way to flip someone off in your car? PKA compare methods 0:25:03 - Boomerangs, swords & mutual combat: The internet’s best road rage videos 0:30:18 - Mexican cartel videos, Sicario & the 2017 Las Vegas music festival mystery0:37:14 - Gym grinding, movies and living online: Tom discusses his favorite pastimes 0:41:12 - Gaming and girls? Nah, cool guys like taylor love archery & candle making0:46:32 - Being a vegan gym bro & why Kyle feels guilty when eating his bacon 0:53:46 - Kyle and Woody are VERY unimpressed by Elon Musk and the Cybertruck1:02:47 - Tom’s upcoming OnlyUseMeBlade video: Alcoholism, allegations & Keemstar1:22:12 - The woes of receiving a wet willy & the TRUE effectiveness of Lock and Load1:30:46 - PKA’s experience of the furry community (would they get it on with a furry girl?)1:44:54 - The degenerate lives of Whitney Wisconsin & InfaBren 1:47:58 - PKA guest Brandon Buclkingham makes a cameo appearance in Tom’s cam!1:49:38 - Is Maine a good place to leave? Tom’s experience of life in the Pine Tree State1:52:07 - Why Tom decided to get JACKED and pick on his younger brother growing up 1:55:34 - Why birds are the WORST animals - but chicken is still pretty damn tasty..1:57:56 - Are Andrew Tate and Hustler’s University a farce? Tom thinks so! (VinWiki joins)2:00:16 - Tom leaves the show, Ad reads: Lock and Load, Pharoah DIstro & Freeze Pipe2:08:52 - Ed Bolian praises the PKA guys for their booming venture into supplements2:11:23 - Is the Cybertruck a complete failure? VinWiki’s Ed Bolian gives his thoughts2:18:34 - Woody’s bike collection & his car which was destroyed by an Act of God2:22:54 - Novelty car collections, driving an F1 supercar & the absurd wealth of race drivers 2:36:19 - Sports talk: Why Kyle has given up on baseball & team sports vs solo sports2:39:25 - PKA reacts to the announcement trailer for GTA 62:43:53 - What to do when there’s cops outside your house? Explode it, of course! 2:49:28 - Fake MMA scam artists & Woody’s IT kung-fu training sessions2:55:09 - What’s the best way to measure which combat athletes are the toughest? 3:01:29 - UFC talk: Bobby Green’s triple KO, Nate DIaz & concussion consequences3:12:01 - Are you smarter than a Gamertag? PKA plays Woody’s trivia game3:27:46 - The results are in! Who is the unexceptional gamer of Woody’s quiz?3:28:57 - Chiz joins the show to host this week’s official PKA trivia game!4:15:18 - The final trivia questions and results are in! Who is this week’s champion?4:18:06 - The legacy of PKA as a podcast and being an online personality 4:20:04 - The guys call it a show
PKA 676 W/ Vito: Our Hero Fantasies, Dwarves Are Hatched From Eggs WoodysGamertag 2023-12-02 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% offGuest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@BiggestProblem Twitter: twitter.com/VitoComedy Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:11 - Vito’s $1200 60lbs weight loss challenge - can he still do it?0:10:28 - Fitness talk: Vito’s weight goals, Ozempic, calorie counting & more0:17:14 - Why pandas SUCK & why China is stealing animals from the Atlanta zoo0:19:42 - How cutting these 2 junk food habits will improve your diet overnight0:27:19 - The MMA fighter who eats pizza 24/7 and is absolutely SHREDDED 0:30:36 - Kyle explains how TRT + caffeine injections are the secret to getting in shape0:34:45 - Vito’s experience being on Adam22’s podcast & why bottle service is a scam0:41:56 - Why P-Diddy and New York’s Mayors are in the middle of getting canceled...0:47:57 - Should Connor McGregor run for office after recent troubles in Ireland?0:52:06 - Argentina’s insane new President & El Salvador’s smart solution to rising crime1:02:49 - America’s 51st state, libertarian culture & the cringy 2011 Occupy movement1:08:37 - Why Obama would be a GREAT Republican candidate for the 2024 election..1:13:38 - Which of the recent US Presidents would the guys want to run a chicken joint?1:15:27 - Jimmy Carter looking fresh at the young age of 99 & the hottest US First Ladies 1:19:40 - PKA reacts to Elon Musks’ controversial comments & advertising melt down 1:27:15 - Movie talk: Snow White goes woke, Eddie Murphy returns & more1:32:43 - Why left wing & right wing media both need each other for ‘outrage’ economy 1:37:31 - WingsOfRedemption’s new podcast & Boogie2988’s tragic documentary 1:46:15 - Japan’s ultra-realistic video game adult dolls & going down on your pillow waifu 1:50:23 - Vito’s experience of trolling celebrities at the Las Vegas Adult Exhibition1:52:42 - Kyle’s dog diamond ashes & the horrifying new way to taxidermy your pets.. 1:58:52 - Kyle wants to get a new dog - What type of breed should he get?2:04:24 - Japan’s male body odor dilemma & Kyle’s hilarious Police video of the week2:07:02 - Steve-O’s horrifying cauliflower ears & plans to get chest implants 2:11:46 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro & Lock and Load2:17:01 - PKA’s 2024 Presidential bets, Trump’s VP pick & Trump as House Speaker2:25:57 - George Santos scandalous lies, Lindsey Graham’s closet & more2:31:16 - The GOP politician with a suspiciously wide stance in men’s bathrooms2:34:48 - PKA debates January 6th, 2021: What REALLY happened?3:00:48 - Borat vs Rudy Giuliani & the rise of anti-Muslim rhetoric in the US3:05:22 - The dark and secret stories of Timothy McVeigh & the Waco standoff 3:10:03 - PKA gets conspiratorial: Building 7, September 2001 & JFk.. 3:17:04 - Kyle, Woody and Vito discuss Amazon Prime’s ‘Reacher’ series3:20:12 - Kyle shares of of his favorite ‘snake oil’ car salesman stories3:24:34 - Vito does an incredible rendition of Bon Jovi’s Livin’ on a Prayer 3:28:36 - If PKA had superpowers - would they be superHEROES or superVILLAINS?3:43:13 - How traveling to outer space made WIlliam Shatner a sad boi3:46:22 - Vito’s smallpox heritage story & Kyle’s dislike of native Americans3:53:10 - Why this American landmark is INCREDIBLY overrated 3:55:45 - What’s the best/worst tourist attractions the guys have visited? 4:01:33 - Vito shouts out his podcast, the guys call it a show
PKA 675 W/ Harley: Boogies Teeth Repo, Woody ODs, Immortal Kombat WoodysGamertag 2023-11-25 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbthefreezepipe.com Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your orderhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA30” for 30% offUse code “PKA” at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:Harley’s podcast: youtube.com/@epicmealtime Harley’s Twitter: twitter.com/HarleyPlays Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:12 - Harley’s Thanksgiving plans, BBQ hot takes & why turkey meats SUCKS0:04:22 - The dark history of mac and cheese & Chef Rush’s phony physique 0:09:49 - Donald Trump’s 2024 chances & Gavin McInnes’ dirty deed (gross)0:18:44 - Haryley’s berry cleanse & the disgusting secret behind raspberry flavoring 0:22:32 - Immortal Kombat - Which of the Gods would do best in a street duel?0:29:31 - Woody and Harley talk everyday carry and pocket multitools0:38:14 - Is jumping into a public swimming pool the grossest thing on earth? 0:44:18 - Harley’s Invisalign experience & ‘fingernail toothpick’ guilty pleasure0:49:04 - What would it take for the guys to try the ‘girlfriend experience’ w/ Boogie2988?0:55:15 - Boogie2988 vs Keemstar beef & Harley’s love of petty internet drama 1:07:45 - The downward spiral of Boogie2988 & why EVERYONE is getting veneers 1:12:07 - PKA talks Israel/Palestine: Harley’s views, misinformation campaigns & more1:32:14 - Politics talk: Taylor’s isolationist beliefs, Healthcare vs military spending & more 1:41:36 - Project warpspeed & Trump’s greatest moments as President1:45:15 - Why the US needs to borrow more cultural from the Romans 1:49:26 - PKA’s experiences with the pandemic vaccine, boosters & side effects 1:56:32 - Food talk: Protein bars, Kyle’s super strict diet and Taylor’s fiber feast 2:03:45 - Connor Murphy’s insane physique & why a dad bod is the new 6 pack 2:16:32 - Connor Murphy’s crazy descent into YouTube madness & criminal conspiracy2:22:48 - Ad reads: Freeze Pipe, Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue2:34:46 - Harley’s recalls his most 420-inspired EpicMealTime video ideas2:36:54 - Would Kyle ever return to making FPSRussia videos if Trump allowed him?2:42:14 - PKA talks Russia/Ukraine, Israel & crazy military drone footage 2:57:31 - Are we getting closer to IRL Terminators being used in modern combat? 3:04:47 - JFK, aliens & God: What mysteries would the guys want the REAL truth behind?3:17:30 - The Fermi Paradox & humanity’s future in space exploration3:23:22 - Kyle and Harley go bananas over the Planet of the Apes movie series3:26:40 - Would the guys rather be VERY rich or uncover a great societal mystery?3:29:28 - Jesus vs Moses, Bible magic & Wendigoon’s expert knowledge of the bible3:33:29 - The sasquatch, dragons & more mysteries the guys would like to uncover 3:37:00 - Gaming talk: Robocop, Alan Wake 2, Ghosts of Tabor & Kyle’s VR adventures3:42:06 - Kyle’s Thanksgiving plans & his turkey deep frying disasters3:48:50 - Woody has accidentally gotten too high whilst enjoying this PKA sponsor… 3:51:27 - Goon caves & why trying to watch adult videos in the 90s was so hard3:59:14 - The $10,000 MrBeast video with a dark, yet hilarious, backstory…4:03:07 - The guys call it a show
PKA 674: Taylors Celebrity Friends, Commie Kyle, Woodys Tidy Tushy WoodysGamertag 2023-11-18 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use code “PKA20” for 20% off!Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors - No guest this week!0:00:12 - Kyle’s health scare, juice fasting & Woody’s high-T birthmark0:09:08 - PKA’s female body hair preferences & the wonderful world of bidets0:14:42 - Gender neutral bathrooms & the lonely life of an Atlanta Braves fans 0:21:49 - PKA react to the arrest of hockey player Adam Johnson’s assailant 0:26:54 - Kyle’s love of televised trials & Cain Velasquez’ predator vigilantism 0:32:38 - PKA talks Israel vs Palestine (who lies more: Chael Sonnen or Israel?) 0:55:58 - High-tech drones & expanding foam: The future of military technology0:58:24 - The bane of building fences & Kyle’s longest day as FPSRussia1:04:31 - Taylor’s celebrity friends and rubbing shoulder with NHL pros as a kid1:14:11 - The xenophobic baseball player who HATES New York’s diversity 1:20:07 - Kyle’s fear of Skinwalkers & the TRUE purpose of Earth’s magnetic core1:29:26 - Taylor and Woody recount their worst shaving nightmares1:33:03 - TV/movie talk: Why Star Wars, She-Hulk and the MCU SUCKS1:46:48 - If not milk, what should women lactate when not pregnant?1:50:40 - The pros/cons of consuming pure oxygen & Woody’s disdain of weed1:58:32 - PKA reacts to the teenager who passed away after a school bust-up2:01:14 - Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislane Maxwell & Presidential Pardon exploits2:06:44 - Ron DeSantis’ goofy smile & Trump’s possible VP running mate2:10:23 - PKA explains why the US needs to take Baja California from Mexico2:18:37 - The incredible submarine technology being used by the NAVY Seals2:22:00 - Ad reads: Lock and Load & Pharoah Distro2:30:31 - Why a Tarkov horror game is making Kyle want to get back into VR2:39:14 - Gaming talk: Age Of Empires 2, UFC, Smash Bros Pros & more2:47:58 - UFC talk: Tony Ferguson vs Paddy the Baddy & McGregor vs Chandler2:57:47 - Secret Russian sports gas & the future of genetic modifications in society3:04:13 - Could 32 year-old Taylor still play hockey at a professional level?3:05:27 - The guys are getting excited for this week’s edition of PKA Trivia3:10:07 - Dr Chiz joins the show as a special guest host! PKA Trivia begins3:53:54 - PKA Trivia ends! Who are this week’s biggest winners and losers?3:59:42 - The 7 Ancient Wonders of the World and why Yu-Gi-Oh SUCKS4:04:16 - What kind of questions should be in the next PKA trivia round?4:05:51 - The guys call it a show
PKA 673 W/ Brandon Buckingham: Turning To A Clean Life, Donating For Abby Shapiro, Going To An Onsen WoodysGamertag 2023-11-11 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use code “Vets” for 25% off!Use Code “PKA” at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@BrandonBuckingham Twitter: twitter.com/Buckingham_Show Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:12 - Brandon’s upcoming MMA match & his beef with ex-PKA guest Danny Mullen0:05:46 - Brandon’s experiences of attending pro- Palestine rallies & Jan. 6th events0:12:18 - Why Brandon is a big fan of Ben Shapiro’s big-chested sibling0:13:52 - The secret IDF skin bank & Palestine’s surprisingly large Jewish population0:20:28 - Sports talk: Why the regular season SUCKS & if players had POV cameras0:23:31 - UFC: Adesanya’s dodgy dog antics & Thug Rose’s mental hurdles0:28:10 - Sam Hyde’s undefeated boxing record & the return of Fishtank LIVE0:34:37 - The many conflicts of Africa & PKA’s favorite racial terms for the white folk0:42:33 - Ketchup on hot dogs? Mayo on burgers? PKA’s biggest food crimes0:44:28 - Kyle’s 420 weed-cations & if PKA did an IRL show, what would they do?0:53:41 - Brandon’s jetski adventures & Woody’s dangerous aerial acrobatics0:59:33 - Would Kyle and Taylor rather join Woody in a paramotor or go skydiving?1:05:34 - What would it take for PKA to get into a minisub deep in the ocean?1:11:31 - Girl-only trains, Rampage Jackson & the Yakuza: Japan’s wildest cultural norms 1:24:47 - Brandon’s new puppers and his cancer-kicking, player of a grandfather1:26:53 - PKA reacts to the absurdity of the UK dating show, Naked Attraction1:33:43 - Friends SUCKS, Kramer’s terrible Seinfeld apology & Mel Gibson’s rage1:44:27 - America’s virtue signaling culture & the Israel-Palestine divide in the US1:47:47 - Gaming talk: Verimitide, Codenames, Age of Empires & RTS games1:58:28 -The best games to pick up girls & Adam22’s *explicit* adult podcast2:02:19 - UFC talk: Why Kyle is VERY hyped for Tony Ferguson vs Paddy the Baddy 2:09:54 - More UFC talk: Masvidal vs Chael Sonnen, weight-cutting tricks & corruption2:19:10 - Ad reads: Lock and Load, Pharoah Distro & Blue2:26:04 - Food talk: Taylor’s love of barbecued meats but loathing of mayo-based salads 2:30:25 - Kyle’s favorite ‘Police Activity’ videos (Would the guys want to be a Cop?)2:36:15 - Pickup trucks, water hoses & stink pellets: How to deal with annoying protestors2:43:49 - Kyle and Brandon’s experiences of getting pepper sprayed SUCKS2:48:58 - Brandon’s MMA style, how to be effective at takedowns & scary MMA Russians2:54:52 - Combat karate, bare knuckle boxing & the INSANE power of a leg kick2:58:40 - If Kyle and Taylor teamed up to be an ‘equal opportunist’ c@nnibal duo3:06:37 - The Night Stalker & why being a serial criminal pre-1970 doesn’t count3:10:14 - The dark stories of Aaron Hernandes, Oscar Pistorious & Chris Benoit3:16:24 - Why being a UFC fighter SUCKS & Kyle vs Diego Sanchez’s boxing bout3:20:36 - Brandon’s upcoming MMA bout - can he win even as the underdog?3:27:54 - Wings vs Boogie’s boxing bout & Boogie2988’s tragic documentary3:36:28 - Brandon vs Twitter’s toxic ‘red pill’ community & Brandon’s beef w/ Sneako3:42:43 - MMA talk: Pat Berry is a predator, Sean Strickland & Izzy Adesanya3:51:21 - Connor McGregor vs Chael Sonnen: Who is MMA’s best PPV promoter? 4:02:40 - Brandon shouts out his social medias, the guys call it a show
PKA 672 W/ Brandon Herrera: Leading Congress Polls, Gods Light On Taylor, Redneck Childhood Trauma WoodysGamertag 2023-11-04 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA30” for 30% off!www.neurohacker.com/PKA Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@BrandonHerrera Twitter: twitter.com/TheAKGuy Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:15 - Matthew Perry’s hot tub slow cook & Woody’s backyard vultures0:05:07 - How Palestinian paramotorists have affected Woody’s hobbies0:07:51 - Brandon’s electoral campaign for the Congress of Texas (gun control)0:12:44 - Brandon’s $800k Committee fees & campaign funding experiences0:18:47 - The American-Jewish consortium & crazy clips from the Gaza conflict0:26:13 - Taylor’s ‘Redhead replacement theory’ & PKA’s female chest preferences0:29:16 - America’s secret German history & Southern vs TexMex vs Cuban food0:35:15 - Taylor and Brandon share their most embarrassing date stories0:37:54 - Brandon’s brutal boxing training regiment & Taylor’s ice hockey career0:47:28 - PKA reacts to the tragic passing of ice hockey player, Adam Johnson1:00:13 - PKA reacts to Fury vs Ngannou’s boxing bout & the Saudi spectacle1:14:43 - TV show talk: Ted Lasso and why Skyler from Breaking Bad SUCKS1:18:22 - Brandon’s undefeated boxing record & social media fundraising advantages1:22:23 - UFC talk: Joe Lauzon’s career, Sean Strickland & Mike Perry & more1:32:04 - Trump’s 2024 chances & Ron DeSantis’ hilarious clown shoes1:36:46 - PKA reacts to the sad, sad documentary of Boogie2988 1:48:04 - Overpriced DoorDash fees & the time Taylor got recognised in Pizza Hut1:51:25 - Kyle getting recognised in prison & embracing his cavemine heritage1:54:20 - Why Taylor is upset that archaeologists are making dinosaurs less cool 1:57:16 - Brandon’s experiences of using RPGs and targeting rhinos/kangaroos2:00:06 - Upsetting PKA Patreon videos & PKA’s personal hog catching experiences2:06:43 - PKA investigates Kyle’s unexplored pet-related redneck childhood trauma2:11:44 - Brandon leaves the show and promotes his Texas Congressional campaign 2:13:00 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Neurohacker2:20:17 - Is it too early to celebrate Christmas? (Jackie LOVES Christmas decorations)2:30:55 - PKA reacts to Brett Favre vs poor kids + his frivolous lawsuits2:33:30 - Taylor and Kyle predict the upcoming Missouri vs Georgia College ball game2:41:59 - Kyle’s frustration with bad trivia questions & Codenames incompetencies 2:50:28 - Chiz joins the show to host PKA trivia night and explains the new rules!2:54:10 - PKA trivia round 1 begins! Woody vs Kyle vs Taylor 3:14:14 - PKA trivia round 2 begins - It’s whiteboard time!3:29:47 - The FINAL PKA trivia question - Complete this Churchill quote.. 3:37:09 - The PKA quiz is over - Who won? How good were the questions?3:43:23 - Trivia questions and reddit comments: ChatGPT is the future of the web!3:44:36 - Joe Rogan weighs in on Elon Musk vs Mark Zuckerberg’s MMA match3:54:27 - Aquaman 2 & China’s secret influence on the Hollywood movie industry3:59:11 - Eccentric fish tank YouTubers & Kyle’s scuba fishing boat adventures4:07:13 - The guys call it a show
PKA 671 W/ H3CZ: Kyle Got Hit By A Car, Amouranths New Beer, The Bud Experts WoodysGamertag 2023-10-28 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!www.neurohacker.com/PKA Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@HECZ Twitter: twitter.com/H3CZ Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:13 - It’s the Halloween episode and the guys are dressed up super spooky!0:01:55 - Hecz’s hairline, Hutch’s hairline/lip ring & intimidating neck tattoos0:08:09 - Georgia’s THC legal loophole & Hecz’s Pine Park 420 business 0:13:13 - Just how much of an expert is a wine/whiskey sommelier?0:18:30 - Pokemon, Thundercats and more: PKA’s guilty pleasure childhood hobbies0:28:40 - Gaming talk; Tarkov, Warzone & do the guys still care about Call of Duty? 0:38:18 - More gaming talk: Battalion 1944, SnD and what makes a fun FPS0:43:5x - Hecz’s thoughts on competitive CoD: Path to Pro & the future of the esport0:51:0x - The prize winnings and romantic life of an elite Call of Duty Pro player0:58:41 - What is the most stupid rap name the guys have ever heard?1:00:31 - PKA reacts to the tragic events which unfolded in Lewiston, Maine1:07:06 - Woody’s experience of drunk axe throwing & owning 11 year olds in laser tag1:13:10 - Hecz recalls his experience of throwing first pitch at a Texas Rangers game1:16:47 - Scary baseball gangs & why being alive NOW is the best time in history 1:19:35 - Movie talk: Once Upon a Time in Hollywood & best movies of the 90s?1:27:02 - More movie talk: Netflix’s Bloodhounds & the dark story of the Rambo series1:31:13 - Bruce Willis’ dementia diagnosis and what is his BEST movie?1:37:20 - Kyle and Hecz explain why 1997 was one of the BEST years for cinema1:44:22 - PKA’s favorite scary movies (Kyle spooks Hecz with The Exorcist talk) 1:47:54 - Kyle’s gruesome group chat videos (you never know what you’re gonna get!)1:51:14 - Randy Johnson’s photography redemption & does Brett Favre steal from kids?1:57:37 - Rigged Super Bowls and how much does it take to bribe a corrupt ref?2:08:17 - Hecz leaves the show, Ad reads: Lock and Load, Pharoah Distro & Neurohacker2:17:18 - Amouranth’s yeast beer and why Kyle HATES alcohol/getting drunk2:29:31 - The Bud Light boycott and their controversial UFC contract 2:32:10 - UFC talk: Sean Strickland, Chimaev, Jon Jones & Colby Covington 2:42:41 - PKA talks College football & Why Kyle is no longer a fan of the Atlanta Braves 2:55:23 - Woody and Kyle go head to head in Taylor’s Trivia Titans game! (30 questions)3:45:00 - Taylor’s Trivia Titans ends - Who won? (Kyle disputes some of Taylor’s trivia)3:55:49 - Gigantic Ukrainian rats, Capybaras and Woody’s poisonous fish3:59:18 - When Halloween decor looks SO real it’s an actual crime scene..4:02:25 - The guys call it a show
PKA 670 W/ Hutch: Is The Blame Truth Beef Real, Racy Biden Picture Leaks, Danis vs Paul Was Horrible WoodysGamertag 2023-10-21 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Use Code “PKA” at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@hutch Twitter: twitter.com/hutchinson Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:10 - Does Hutch still have beef with BlameTruth over SBMM?0:03:58 - Kyle’s Sea of Thieves trolling & playing CoD 2 vs disabled kids0:11:00 - Gaming talk: DOOM, Hogwarts Legacy, Baldur’s Gate & Diablo 40:23:07 - Are the guys excited about the new Call of Duty game (MW3 2023)? 0:33:43 - The Starfield pronouns debacle & Baldur’s Gate raunchiest scenes0:39:23 - Bill Cosby’s 2023 tour and Kyle’s experience of attending a Trump rally0:43:49 - Will Donald Trump get arrested? Will he get properly punished?0:49:49 - Melania Trump’s modeling career and super Baron Trump is a giant0:54:01 - Joe Biden’s bicycle bump & why Hunter Biden is PKA’s cool guy of the week0:59:03 - Trump or Biden - Who is the more senile Presidential candidate?1:04:44 - PKA debates US sending aid to Ukraine/Israel and the rate of inflation1:19:08 - The guys react to some of the wildest footage emerging from the Gaza strip1:28:43 - If George Bush ran for a 3rd term & America’s secret line of succession 1:37:02 - Movie talk: Dr Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket & Oppenheimer 1:47:19 - Hamilton the Musical, the Book of Mormon & the Muhammed Ali movie 1:51:27 - Who is the best Hollywood actor right now? (Christian Bale/Joaquin Phoenix)1:56:03 - The Dune movie reboot and will The Last of Us’ second season suck? 1:59:51 - PKA’s superhero movie fatigue and if the PKA crew were the Fantastic Four2:06:21 - How on earth has Taylor NOT seen Terminator 2 or Star Trek?!?2:17:49 - Ad reads: Lock and Load, Pharoah Distro and Blue2:28:44 - How living life sober has wildly changed Hutch’s sleep and dream cycle2:30:32 - Taylor and Hutch compare their experiences of trying molly 2:36:35 - Woody’s experiences of trying equine tranquilizers as hallucinogens 2:47:32 - Taser fails & airport arrests: Kyle’s favorite Cop bodycam videos of the week2:58:22 - Hutch thanks the guys and leaves the show2:59:37 - PKA pays its dues to the total awesomeness of the Roman Empire 3:14:32 - Why Kyle is VERY excited for this week’s ‘gold medal’ UFC event3:26:12 - PKA reacts to the Logan Paul vs Dillon Dannis boxing match 3:35:04 - Has Woody’s paramotor hobby been ruined by the Israel drama?3:37:20 - Kyle and Taylor predict the upcoming Mizzou vs Georgia college ball game 3:51:03 - Woody’s upcoming naughty adventure with his wife in Atlanta3:58:28 - Why Kyle would no longer want to live if he was a small man 4:01:07 - The guys call it a show
PKA 669: Disney Wedgie Lawsuit, Taylor’s Trivia, Kyles Fog Machine WoodysGamertag 2023-10-14 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Use Code “PKA” at Checkout for Blue!Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors. No guests!0:00:15 - Halloween talk: Kyle’s smoke machines, trick or treating & apple bobbing0:16:27 - Hilary Clinton, A clockwork orange & the absurdity of the Tiger King series0:24:34 - Super advanced modern prosthetics & why the WNBA is a waste of time0:28:15 - If Woody was a basketball GOD, just how good would he be in the NBA? 0:32:26 - How Shaquile O’Neil helped get his 12 buddies a Master’s degree for free0:35:28 - HBO’s Rome: The greatest TV series that never took off 0:41:48 - Movie talk: Ridley Scott’s Napoleon, movie-going & Joker: The Musical0:51:01 - Star Trek vs Star Wars talk: Musicals, Mark Hamill CGI spin-offs & Ahsoka1:02:32 - Kyle and Woody discuss ‘The Boys’ spin-off Gen-V and its edgy plotlines1:18:00 - Woody bought a new fish tank that weighs half a ton. How’s set up going? 1:22:08 - Woody reacts to the deployment of paramotor troops in the Israel conflict1:26:42 - Speed trials and making chili: The essentials to becoming a volunteer fireman1:29:15 - Taco Bell bathroom emergencies and Disney World’s mega-wedgie ride1:32:00 - Why going to a water park in a white tee was the worst day of Kyle’s life 1:35:40 - Terminator 2’s ethnic diversity & classing white folk by their European origins1:41:52 - UFC talk: Mike Perry’s 2% black heritage & McGregor’s JUICED return1:50:18 - More UFC: Roy Nelson, Brendan Schaub & Kyle’s grand UFC conspiracy 2:04:21 - Taylor’s hilarious middle school wrestling experience of beating up big boys2:14:45 - Ad reads: Lock and Load, Pharaoh Distro and Blue2:22:12 - Kyle shows off his new smoke machine.. and IMMEDIATELY regrets it2:25:05 - Taylor sets up and explains the rules of his new PKA trivia game!2:31:44 - Taylor’s Trivia Titans quiz: Who will win, Woody or Kyle?3:01:26 - Taylor’s quiz ends (Who won? What questions should he ask in future?)3:10:44 - Taylor trivia troll ideas (Pokemon, Kiara Knightly & Macaulay Culkin questions)3:15:29 - What are the PKA guys better than most people at? (Hockey skills talk)3:22:54 - Why Kyle is super excited for the release of For All Mankind Season 43:27:04 - Kyle explains why we’re heading towards WW3 starting in Portland, Maine3:33:01 - PKA talks Israel-Palestine: Rules of engagement and the long-term outcomes4:03:32 - The guys call it a show
PKA 668 W/ Josh Pillault: Obnoxious Kids Names, Betting With The Devil, 2PAC Killer Arrested WoodysGamertag 2023-10-07 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbthefreezepipe.com Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your orderhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/c/JoshPillault Twitter: twitter.com/JoshPillault Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:11 - Josh’s newborn child & ludicrous one night stand paternity laws0:03:51 - Bill Clinton’s black lost child & Elon Musk’s MANY offspring0:10:28 - Woody’s new fish tank arrived and he’s VERY excited to set it up0:16:38 - Why Woody would trade his soul to the Devil, but not Kyle or Taylor0:25:10 - The Blind Side scandal & why the Forrest Gump novel series SUCKS 0:31:27 - The engineer who won $70 circumnavigating in a makeshift sailboat 0:41:06 - NHL talk: Hockey movies, tinfoil gloves & fighting leagues0:49:19 - What single rule change would massively improve/change US sports? 0:56:05 - Were the recent Mexican aliens legit or fake? Kyle and Josh debate1:07:10 - These well-edited ads duped Kyle and Woody into thinking they’re legit!1:10:32 - Are we alone in the Universe? Professor Brian Cox certainly thinks so!1:17:02 - The secret “dusty moons” that orbit planet Earth (Are they *real* moons?)1:21:44 - Prada spacesuits & PKA’s hilariously flawed space mission idea1:25:24 - Why Jada Pinkett Smith SUCKS & Tom Cruise’s scientology salesmen role1:30:31 - Communism, Vietnam vs the USA and badass battle drone footage1:36:08 - Debate: Should America REALLY be funding the Ukraine conflict so much?1:45:26 - IS Joe BIden about to start building the Trump border wall?!1:50:06 - Politics talk: Kevin McCarthy’s coup & Donald Trump vs New York 2:01:55 - If the USA introduced a King, who would be the best person for the job?2:11:08 - Would Dave Portnoy be a good King? Kyle and Taylor discuss 2:16:05 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Freeze Pipe & Lock and Load2:26:31 - James Deen’s dirty accusations & Dolly Parton’s delightful double Ds 2:32:35 - Could Trump become House Speaker in DC? Or will he go to a public prison?2:41:39 - Coke cans, edibles and Reese’s pieces: PKA halloween candy talk 2:54:58 - Kyle shares a few costume ideas for the upcoming PKA Halloween episode2:58:16 - Chinese eggs, Chicken sandwiches & the “mayo vs butter” sandwich debate3:08:28 - Would YOU eat frozen, processed oysters? The gang is split 3:11:38 - PKA reacts to the absurd British TV series, Naked Attraction 3:21:54 - Josh shouts out his social medias and leaves (Naked Attraction talk resumes)3:28:15 - Why Kyle would want to off himself if he was 5’9 or Verne Troyer-sized3:34:00 - Can you move to Korea for an ego boost if you’ve got a small package?3:38:02 - Kyle wants to play Family Feud with YOU, join the PKA Patreon today!3:44:59 - Kyle’s excitement for spooky season & scaring kids as Jared Fogle3:50:32 - Why tobacco and MSG aren’t actually ALL that bad for you (in moderation)3:54:22 - Kyle and Taylor nerd out over various Lord of the Rings lore 4:02:52 - The guys call it a show
PKA 667: Jackies Car Exploded, African Relationship Savant, Thrust Master Woody WoodysGamertag 2023-09-30 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!betterhelp.com/PKASupport PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors (No guest this week!)0:00:21 - Why Kyle is AMAZED about this feature of the new iPhone 15 Pro0:03:10 - How did Jackie’s car explode? Can it be fixed or is it totalled? 0:11:50 - What would it take for Kyle and Taylor to buy Woody’s soul? 0:18:44 - PKA reacts to Trump NYC trial (Will it affect his presidential campaign?)0:29:00 - How a dirty cinema scandal tainted PeeWee Herman’s career0:31:10 - More on the Trump trial & if Kirby Smart ran for President0:36:55 - LeBron James makes GOAT-tier shoes.. But not great schools0:43:34 - Woody reflects on his job at CISCO and how he made THEM work for him0:54:31 - How Kyle changed his car salesman tactics depending on ethnicity 0:56:18 - The hilarious two versions of Woody (plus more Kyle car salesman talk)1:01:58 - MMA talk: Jon Jones gets trolled IRL & Jones vs Miocic predictions1:09:28 - Retro gaming talk: Goldeneye, emulators & Taylor’s Pokemon hacks 1:23:06 - Why Woody is hyped for his new fish tank (but should he just get a pond?)1:30:29 - Doomsday preppers & the lunatics who own livestock for the apocalypse1:33:53 - Food science & music appreciation classes: Not as easy as you’d think!1:43:45 - The first time Kyle met an Asian & Woody’s festive cheat meals1:47:34 - The insanely strict diets of bodybuilders and Kyle when he’s shredded1:50:37 - Fear Factor talk: Cave spiders, donkey urine & would Rogan ever return?1:59:02 - Why Jocko Willink is the worst person on EARTH to spar with 2:04:01 - Kyle vs Diego Sanchez & why Mike Perry is the scariest MMA athlete alive2:08:04 - PKA reacts to the UFC announcement of Tony Ferguson vs Paddy the Baddy2:11:34 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Better Help & Lock and Load2:20:11 - This fisherman looks so much like Kyle even HE thought it was him! 2:23:54 - Gaming talk: PKA Plays Codenames & Kyle’s obsession w/ Baldur’s Gate 2:29:20 - Politics talk: Fetterman’s informal dress code & Boebert’s Beetlejuice bang2:32:19 - Camera shyness and what exactly separates a good actor from a bad one2:35:53 - TV/movie talk: Why “Wild Hogs” SUCKS but “Rome” is AWESOME2:43:27 - How Taylor learned valuable dating advice from an African Uber driver2:50:54 - Why are men just superior to girls at absolutely EVERYTHING? 2:54:50 - PKA discusses the total awesomeness that was the Roman Empire 2:59:47 - Kyle’s Atlanta asteroid discovery & Woody’s super-rare coral collection 3:07:12 - The time Kyle almost got into bug battles and becoming a falconer 3:12:18 - PKA reacts to the OnlyUseMeBlade “Willy fatality” controversy3:32:06 - Can Blade manage to stay sober? Or will he throw more dogs around?3:36:38 - Dog talk: Taylor’s puppy pursuit & why Kyle wants a new good boi 3:41:52 - Here’s why getting the right mattress will change your life 3:47:35 - Would it be weird if Kyle got a giant Maine Coon cat? 3:53:06 - Kyle and Taylor talk Impractical Jokers and horror/sci-fi books4:00:44 - The guys tease a special Halloween edition PKA & call it a show
PKA 666 W/Wendigoon: Wizard Of Poz, Boebert Gets Handsy, Guess The Gun WoodysGamertag 2023-09-23 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Use Code “PKA” at checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/@Wendigoon Twitter: twitter.com/Wendigoon8 Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:35 - Wendigoon’s wonderful beard and & Woody’s questionable gong skills0:04:14 - Glass harmonicas, Lazy Susans & the world’s DUMBEST instrument0:08:16 - Beardless Taylor & Woody’s intimate session with an Italian barber0:13:14 - Mormon jiu jitsu couples & the h0mo-er0tic dynamics of MMA training0:17:20 - Speedrunning talk: SummoningSalt, DOOM and Mario 64 exploits0:25:16 - Wendigoon talks Satan, demons & The Lesser key of Solomon0:32:48 - Why basic economic principles can ruin YOUR deal with the devil0:34:57 - Is MrBeast satan in disguise? Probably not, but we can’t be sure.. 0:37:59 - Rogue demons, the maniac of Gadara & The Exorcist trilogy0:41:20 - The dark story of Ervil Lebaron and his murderous mormon desert cult 0:46:28 - Why Kyle would sell his soul for a House of Cards Season 6 do-over0:48:53 - The grisly medical practices of early 20th Century field hospitals 0:54:05 - PKA talks creepy TRUE horror stories (Fire in the sky & missing persons 411)1:02:45 - Biden or Trump 2024: Who will win the NEXT PKA Presidential wager? 1:08:35 - Just how good at golf is Trump? Could Taylor or his dad beat him?1:18:35 - PKA reacts to this middle-aged man’s golf cart FREAKOUT1:20:59 - Did this NHL coach’s controversial custom warrant his dismissal?1:39:17 - Mexican Carnies, suspicious fair rides & african safari rodeo rides1:43:14 - Metric vs imperial time, Jesuit leap years & A Brief History of Keeping Time1:48:07 - Book talk: Flowers for Algernon & Chris McCandless’ Into the Wild1:53:20 - Moose, bison and camels: The easiest and hardest big game to hunt1:59:32 - Would the guys eat horse meat and/or raw snails?2:05:13 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro (they REALLY work, consume with caution)2:13:09 - More ads: Lock and Load & Blue2:18:26 - PKA reacts to Tito Ortiz’s hilariously terrible onion dicing tutorial2:22:31 - Why this upcoming match has Kyle excited for UFC again2:26:26 - Could Donald Trump actually go to jail or is it all a kangaroo court trial?2:30:41 - Lauren Boebert’s theater shenanigans - Was she in the wrong?2:40:50 - PKA reacts to Russell Brand’s current #MeToo controversy2:45:50 - Wendigoon gives his take on the hilariously fake Mexican alien “proof” 2:52:00 - Woody and Wendigoon’s closest calls with starting forest fires2:56:24 - Would Kyle and Woody do a third PKA Survival Trip with Wings?!3:04:15 - PKA’s mixed experiences with escape room challenges3:12:04 - Gaming talk: Why puzzle mini-games SUCK & the DOOM movie3:16:29 - More gaming talk: Tarkov cheaters & Kyle’s Codenames RAGE3:41:58 - PKA reacts to Britain banning the American Bully XLs dog breed3:44:26 - Wendigoon and Kyle talk Texas hog hunting trips & weapons3:57:34 - The man who somehow lost his entire bloodline to a wild hog 4:02:50 - Wendigoon shouts out his socials, the guys call it a show
PKA 665 W/VinWiki Christopher Michaels: Huge Bar Tab, Mexico Finds Alien, Extorted By Indian Mutants WoodysGamertag 2023-09-16 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!betterhelp.com/PKA Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/c/Vinwiki Instagram: instagram.com/christophermichaelsart Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:12 - How Chritopher Michaels’ fancy hat has got him out of legal trouble0:02:36 - Chris Michael’s rural run-in with the Klan during his teenage years0:13:13 - Georgia’s mercury lakes, lethal piranhas and phallus-invading fish0:19:35 - Gigantic pythons, toilet snakes & FPSRussia’s abandoned snake video0:30:58 - India, Europe and Alaska: Chris’ well-traveled international adventures0:38:47 - Car talk: Electric vehicles and the demise of the Atlanta Dragway0:43:08 - The time Chris got ambushed by a gang of mutants in rural India0:57:18 - Red Bull’s stratosphere stunt & when bungee jumping goes WRONG1:00:40 - Absurd flat earthers & Woody’s most DANGEROUS paramotor stunts1:04:12 - Why being tech-savvy time traveler isn’t as good an idea as it seems..1:07:20 - Magic shows + FPSRussia videos: How Kyle would troll uncontacted tribes1:12:16 - Food talk: Tarantula legs, grasshoppers & the weirdest US delicacies1:17:16 - When uncontacted tribes try Gushers… are they a little homo?1:21:10 - Deep fried butter and chocolate bacon: When US food culture goes crazy1:27:50 - How Chris has aged like fine wine & when YouTube Shorts get sussy1:33:04 - The questionable act of eating frozen bananas in front of your straight pals1:36:11 - Shane Gillis’ controversial stand up & why Woody got canceled by CNBC1:40:08 - Chris describes his experiences of running the US cannonball car race1:56:20 - If PKA took an RV road trip & Chris’ controversial funeral road trip2:00:59 - Woody + Chris talk motorbikes: Lane splitting, tornadoes & bike preferences2:11:18 - Ad reads: Better Help, Pharoah Distro & Lock and Load2:23:30 - This stunt on Jack@ss was so nasty even KYLE couldn’t stomach it…2:25:12 - Taylor’s new nerdy glasses + how YOU know it’s time for a prostate exam..2:30:42 - TV talk: Netflix’s One Piece, reality shows & Hell’s Kitchen controversies 2:37:11 - Star Trek, Epic Rap Battles of History and Stephen Hawking cameos2:41:41 - When Ocean’s Eleven meets cyberhackers, Vegas casinos lose big2:46:33 - Do aliens exist? Possibly, but definitely not these ones from Mexico! 2:59:43 - Christopher thanks the guys, shouts out his Instagram & leaves the show3:00:37 - MMA talk: Sean Strickland’s victory, Adesanya’s dog antics & more3:19:10 - King Kong confidence: Suga’ Sean O’Malley’s open marriage dynamic3:21:02 - Ridiculously strong rock climbers & Primitive Technology vs FailArmy3:25:40 - The Seattle cop with a callous eulogy for a “limited value” hit-and-run victim 3:30:16 - FPSRussia talk: Cop complaints, ludicrous loot piles & camera trickery3:35:44 - Thumbtack: The web service you didn’t know you needed until right now3:38:33 - Kyle and Taylor discuss their irrational fear of phroggers3:45:48 - Woody’s vampiric home invasion & is wasp spray harmful to humans?3:50:07 - Why don’t many 7-feet-tall people live to a ripe old age? PKA investigates3:52:53 - When did PKA learn to cook like adults instead of broke college kids?3:56:13 - $125,000 champagne bottles & FPSRussia’s fanciest dinner parties4:02:19 - The guys call it a show and shout out Christopher Michaels
PKA 664 W/ Dick Masterson: Comic Sued By A Church, Airplane Biohazard, Weird Bathroom Objects WoodysGamertag 2023-09-09 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Use Code “PKA” at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:Website: thedickshow.com Twitter: twitter.com/dickmasterson Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:14 - Why going for round 2 in the bedroom isn’t Masterson’s style 0:03:19 - Dick’s beef with Eric July and the “Isom” comic book universe0:14:26 - The rise and fall of Gina Caron’s MMA and /Star Wars careers0:18:35 - Women’s basketball vs volleyball - is it harder to be a female pro?0:23:13 - Walmart sumo wrestlers (do NOT take this kid’s Nintendo Switch from him!)0:26:37 - The 200 IQ cop who imitated a dog to catch him some criminals0:28:18 - Masterson’s arch-nemesis, Maddox, is back to start some beef!0:35:51 - PKA Harley vs John Morrison & Mike Tyson’s sacred boxing rituals0:38:58 - Why Mike Tyson is arguably the scariest person to interview 0:43:10 - More on Masterson’s fallout with former podcast co-host Maddox 0:46:49 - The Japanese reality show that imprisoned a man for 15 months0:51:01 - The REAL reason why Hiroshima/Nagasaki were targeted in 1945..0:52:42 - Japan, France, Brazil: Which country has the best/worst UFC crowds? 0:56:11 - Which nation contains the most women open to.. back door fun time?0:58:36 - Food talk: Europe’s best food, US sushi & Kyle’s seafood sickness1:03:25 - Do anchovies and pineapple belong on pizza? PKA debates1:03:55 - “Equality” in dating: Should the guy ALWAYS pay for dinner/drinks?1:09:16 - Taylor’s divorce and his newfound appreciation for The Church of Kyle1:15:46 - Could Taylor get Batista-level JACKED if he got on TRT? 1:19:10 - Woody’s SULTRY gas stop soap story & Dick’s dish soap dubiousness 1:25:07 - Lobster-cow hybrids & PKA’s 200 iq “infinite regeneration” cow farm idea1:30:13 - The secret story of Jurassic Park 2 (Would PKA visit an IRL Jurassic Park?)1:36:22 - Keanu Reeves or Steven Seagall - Who’s acting sucks more?1:41:15 - If someone wanted to imprison another person - How should they do it?1:48:37 - The KY woman who was rescued from being chained to a bedroom floor1:52:08 - When Popeyes runs out of chicken in the wrong hood, there’s hell to pay1:54:54 - Why being a canine cop and/or a coastguard is an LEO 200 IQ play 1:59:20 - PKA reacts to Mitch McConnell’s senior moment: Should he retire?2:10:46 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue2:19:00 - The airline passenger whose p00p caused an emergency landing..2:27:17 - Asian basketball p00p tactics & PKA’s worst air sickness emergencies2:39:20 - Dick’s experiences with Burning Man festival and its’ 2023 flooding2:50:22 - More Burning Man talk: Injuries, illicit substances & bathroom emergencies3:00:57 - Heating, eclectic or water: Which utility would be the WORST to live without?3:04:02 - Kyle prison talk: Industrial air conditioning,”mack” trading & smuggling3:07:42 - How Reece Wetherspoon subtly made a billion dollar book empire 3:11:44 - Why Woody turned down the chance to revive Woodycraft 2.03:15:57 - Kyle explains why the newest season of 60 Days In SUCKS 3:25:19 - Dick’s hilarious experience of attending an Asian Michael Bolton concert3:30:41 - How David Hasselhoff’s USA rise to fame was ruined by OJ Simpson3:32:26 - Kevin Spacey’s many allegations & his BIZARRE YouTube response video 3:34:52 - Why pro athletes are immune to public scandal (Kobe Bryant talk)3:40:25 - Why did society just let R. Kelly keep making music after 2001?3:42:42 - Movie talk: Steve Carrell, Bradley Cooper’s fake nose & Christian Bale3:47:00 - Acid att@cks: An eye for an eye makes the whole world.. Not blind?3:49:04 - Did this redditor get enough petty revenge on his high school bully?3:53:33 - Why the “Police Activity” channel is Kyle’s favorite page on YouTube 3:56:34 - The time Kyle 1v1’d a police dog (can you outrun a police canine?)4:00:33 - Pufferfish sushi master’s & PKA’s regenerating cow farm4:05:48 - The guys call it a show
PKA 663 W/ Wolf: Hulk Hogans Insane Stories, Wolf Knows Kempo, Crocodile Pit Vs Chimp Closet WoodysGamertag 2023-09-02 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!betterhelp.com/PKA Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UC0T9EzcI4h8SZfh5b1VxUhQ Instagram: instagram.com/wolfpaintball Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show, Taylor the sponsors. Wolf joining soon! 0:00:15 - PKA reacts to Hulk Hogan’s WILDEST stories from the JRE experience 0:04:17 - Wolf joins the show as Kyle talks oldschool wrestling territory disputes0:08:00 - Demi Moore, Sandra Bullock, Jennifer Connoly: Actress who age like wine0:12:49 - Vegan aging, Disney’s CGI magic & Jack Reacher is JACKED0:19:55 - Which of these ugly Hollywood celebs would be the worst to… pleasure?0:30:01 - Will the new season of Rick and Morty SUCK with new voice actors?0:35:41 - Strike Force Five, the SAG-AFTRA strikes & why talk show hosts SUCK0:43:45 - What influence does a social media influencer REALLY have in 2023?0:46:43 - Tucker Carlson vs Fox News & why the NYT best seller list is a farce0:53:18 - This Aussie man withdrew money from the bank to do what?!0:57:56 - Why the British police force are SEVERELY underpowered vs US cops1:01:25 - Kyle and Wolf react to the WILDEST Police Activity bodycam footage1:08:26 - Is it better to defend yourself with a golf club, guitar or a tennis racket? 1:12:30 - If forced to use a pool cue as a weapon, how would the guys use it?1:15:31 - The legendary UFC scandal that was GSP’s “grease gate” match1:19:46 - Household weaponry, older brother battles & high school fatalities 1:25:35 - Why having a brother growing up can be a major life skill to have1:31:41 - The time Wolf saw a man get RIP’d whilst filming a music video.. 1:37:12 - Parachute stranglings & Middle Eastern crocodile pits vs fire pits1:47:20 - Chimp closets, swimming hippos & depressed polar bears in the zoo1:56:10 - Pet ducks gone wrong & when PKA’s pet animals go ROGUE2:01:11 - AMC’s The Walking Dead, zombie apocalypse fuel shortages & more2:12:23 - Wolf’s Doomsday prepper survival kit: Why he carries a spare skateboard2:22:04 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & BetterHelp2:33:02 - Wolf’s survival potatoes & how prison prepared Kyle for the pandemic 2:35:51 - Gaming talk: Baldur’s Gate, DOOM, Dark & Darkness & Kyle’s Tarkov trolling2:57:40 - Call of Duty’s Nicki Minaj crossover & the AI that will monitor your voice chat?!3:01:08 - How John Travolta revived his career & is Jada Pinkett Smith hot or not?3:07:54 - Horrible hairlines & stupid storylines: Steven Seagall’s silver screen downfall3:17:07 - Taylor’s truly terrible movie knowledge (He hasn’t seen Terminator 2?!)3:20:48 - Horror talk: Sea fever, Midsommar, Hereditary, Bone Tomahawk & more3:27:15 - Movie talk: Train to Busan, From Dusk Till Dawn & Bram Stoker’s Dracula3:30:55 - The PKA fan who blew 300k in a year has a life update (What’s his next step?)3:50:50 - The imperial vs metric system & how the smartphone RUINED modern math 3:58:58 - Why having a golf rangefinder on the course is basically like having IRL hacks 4:00:22 - Wolf shouts out his social medias, he guys call it a show
PKA 662 W/ Chris James: Chubby Chaser Crushed, Tributing Donald Trump Mugshot, Awful Reality TV WoodysGamertag 2023-08-26 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Use Code “PKA” at Checkout for Blue!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCmVqFzyXrhU0vhBAGc_DgBQ Twitter: twitter.com/ChrisTheJames Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:10 - Ugly TV show producers & Chris’ beef with the Deadliest Warrior show 0:05:07 - Fatal crane accidents, missing balloon boys & the Boston brothers0:08:50 - Ron Pearlman’s VO work vs Barack Obama & the dumbest ways to perish0:13:59 - Newt Gingrinch vs dinosaur expert & Mitt Romney’s hard-on for hot dogs0:19:13 - The Texas politician with a hilariously offensive range name 0:23:24 - What store brand would be the LEAST worst to be named after?0:26:04 - Jolt, Bawls and Orbitz: PKA reminisces on nostalgic 90s energy drinks0:30:47 - PKA talks survival reality shows: Outlast, Survivor, Alone & more0:45:21 - How Season 1 of “The Ultimate Fighter” saved the UFC from bankruptcy0:50:30 - The controversial reality show where adults adopt other adults… 0:54:36 - Would the guys snitch on each other/family for committing a heinous crime?0:59:39 - PKA reacts to the Linus Tech Tip drama (he stole a golden play button?!) 1:06:02 - Why YOU need to watch Babe & why Chris has 101 copies of it on DVD1:11:43 - If the PKA crew were robbers and the home burglary reality TV show1:17:04 - How a mischievous Kyle kept himself entertained as a kid on his dad’s farm1:18:42 - Donald Trump’s mugshot & politicians with truly tragic receding hairlines1:27:43 - Chris’ experience with taking finasteride to stop male pattern baldness1:29:15 - Ross Gellar, John Ham & Ronald Reagan: Which celeb has the best hairline?1:33:44 - PKA reacts to the Logan Paul vs Dillon Dannis boxing drama1:40:40 - The Trump mugshot is here! How does it live up to PKA’s expectations?1:44:07 - Chris, Taylor and Kyle bond over their favorite Seinfeld moments1:48:41 - Sussy spanish weddings, Woody's snoring & Kyle’s chaotic sleep schedule1:53:15 - PKA talks pups: Ear infections, loose screws & the cutest cross-breeds EVER2:02:11 - The time Chris hired multiple Elvis impersonators.. To show them magic tricks2:08:37 - Is it better to grow up with a brother or be an only child? PKA discusses2:12:51 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Lock and Load & Blue2:21:45 - 420 talk: Gummy bears, Illinois weed SUCKS & armed security dispensaries2:30:51 - Kyle’s problem with Las Vegas, casino poker tables and rental ranges 2:39:19 - The time Kyle’s millionaire friend met Kyle’s redneck cousin Jeremy2:42:38 - More 420 talk: Dealers vs dispensaries & the “right” mood to get high2:53:51 - Woody’s secret life hack to make your nasty scars disappear 2:56:35 - Trump’s reaction to his mugshot and the Trump donation “ponzi scheme”3:03:21 - Politics talk: The GOP debate, moderation & the downfall of Ron DeSantis’3:10:38 - Slapping Saddam Hussein with your shoe & Chris’ beef with Aidan Ross3:13:53 - The dangers of kratom’s growing popularity & rolling your own cigs3:21:42 - Should breast reduction be made illegal? YES and men should decide3:24:07 - TV show talk: Parks and Rec, The Office, Reacher & more3:29:24 - The shocking truth behind the singer of “Rich Men north of Richmond”3:32:22 - Kyle and Woody nerd out over Star Trek: Strange New Worlds3:37:22 - Taylor’s hilarious Star Trek ignorance makes Kyle FURIOUS3:40:20 - If the US suddenly had 700 MILLION people.. Where would they go?3:42:59 - RIP P. S. Hoffman & Gordon Ramsay’s hilariously awful disguises 3:46:48 - Mel Gibson vs Heath Ledger, Apocalypto & the Passion of the Christ3:51:43 - PKA discusses the tragedies of Sandy Hook, Christchurch etc4:01:57 - Chris shouts out his social medias, the guys call it a show
PKA 661 W/ Josh Wolf: Non Kosher Rabbi, PKA Bible Study, His Dying Wife Asked For What? WoodysGamertag 2023-08-19 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!betterhelp.com/PKA Guest Social Medias:Josh Wolf: youtube.com/@JoshWolfComedy Harley: youtube.com/@epicmealtime Drift0r: youtube.com/@Drift0r Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Kyle introduces the show and guests, Taylor the sponsors0:00:29 - Josh’s father-son comedy duo & working with Larry the Cable Guy0:14:03 - Harley and Wolf’s hilarious drunken interaction on live TV0:25:23 - If the PKA crew were to swap roles for a week.. this would happen0:27:26 - This man’s dying wife wants to do it one last time… with her ex?! 0:35:14 - If the guys had 10 months to live, what would they do?0:42:50 - Josh and the hilariously non-kosher Rabbi who married him0:44:39 - Why Kyle hates New Orleans and the French Canadian accent0:48:10 - New England’s many accents & the PKA Patreon’s biggest oddballs 0:51:20 - PKA’s IRL experiences with midget’s & the Peter Dinklage dilemma0:59:45 - The Gary Oldman midget movie Hollywood DOESN’T want you to see..1:04:30 - Bradley Cooper’s fake Jewish nose & the problem with Jewish athletes..1:13:28 - Harley explains why there are no tall Jews after the 1940s 1:16:15 - Tall Asians, Jackie Chan & Bobbi Lee’s craziest antics on O&A1:18:00 - Drift0r the professional clown joins the show as Josh leaves!1:23:49 - TV movie talk: Hijack, Billions & the Harley Quinn animated series 1:29:40 - The guys nerd out over Baldur’s Gate 3 and D&D talk1:46:25 - The Terrifier movie series & Drift0r’s incredibly creepy clown makeup 1:51:39 - Baldur’s Gate bear $-x and the disturbing scenes from The Toxic Avenger1:58:46 - How the Jewish community took over the law, media and.. Mars Bars2:05:07 - Driftor’s recent experiences w/ supernatural demons who haunt his dreams2:10:34 - PKA’s worst nightmare stories and lucid dreaming experiences2:17:06 - Ad reads: Pharoah Distro, Better Help & Lock and Load2:25:33 - Kyle’s dodgy dealer whose life became a Shakespearean tragedy2:35:08 - Drift0r’s days as a door-to-door salesman for the Church of Satan2:38:18 - Peruvian aliens, Woody’s secret jetpack lifestyle & why golf carts SUCK2:46:11 - PKA paintball, bow-hunting deer & FPSRussia returns. with muskets?! 2:52:37 - If GIANT insects existed in our world.. They would be TERRIFYING3:00:50 - Horror movie talk: Vampir, Lake Mungo, Skinamarink & Barbarian3:07:03 - Why modern movie trailers SUCK and why Terminator 2 is AWESOME3:13:43 - The Notebook, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas & Schindler’s List3:18:18 - The “dark forest” hypothesi & if humans/aliens… pro-created3:23:45 - Movie talk: Alien Nation, Big Trouble in Little China & Escape From LA3:33:42 - The Spanish inquisition & the Pope who sold his throne for $20m 3:36:36 - Harley’s trip to Vatican City and his dedication to Jewish religious culture3:40:27 - PKA goes DEEP on religion: Deities, the afterlife & having “the gift of faith” 3:48:28 - Adam & Eve, God vs Satan & why Kyle is TERRIFIED of demonic spirits3:53:31 - Gaming talk; Baldur’s Gate, Dante’s Inferno, Alien: Dark Descent & more4:00:11 - Kyle and Drift0r nerd out over Red Letter Media & niche movie talk4:05:08 - Harley/Drift0r shout out their socials, the guys call it a show
PKA 660 W/ Matt Farrah: Jailbreaking A Tesla, 7 Million Dollar Hack You Could Do, PKA Buys A Castle WoodysGamertag 2023-08-12 | Use Code “PKA” for 10% off your entire Lock and Load order! gorillamind.com/products/lock-and-load-pka-collaboration-1/?rfsn=6138256.b4345dbhttps://www.PharaohDistro.com Use Code “PKA20” for 20% off!Guest Social Medias:YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCgeGealT0QYcrnoYRMltDZg Twitter: twitter.com/TheSmokingTire Support PKA on Patreon: https://www.Patreon.com/PKAMerch: http://PainkillerAlready.netPKA on iTunes: http://bit.ly/PKAOniTunesPKA on Podbean: http://painkilleralready.podbean.com0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Taylor the sponsors0:00:08 - Taylor pays tribute to Johnny Hardwick, King of the Hill voice actor0:04:04 - The downfall of The Simpsons & why Bart is a secret Scientologist 0:08:45 - Matt’s Middle Eastern heritage & Kyle’s pickled egg experience0:12:29 - Kyle talks prison stories: Wasting soap, constipation & sneaking cigs0:18:07 - Paper straws, paper bags & California’s “woke” culture on going green0:28:24 - The problem with electric vehicles, nuclear energy and wind turbines0:37:55 - The $7 MILLION dollar Seinfeld glass bottle scheme.. GONE WRONG0:43:32 - Matt’s “Carz 4 Kidz” catastrophe & FPSRussia’s watermelon surprise 0:47:30 - How Chicago hilariously sold their parking meter revenue.. to CHINA0:50:27 - The pros and cons of government-ran services and privatization 0:54:55 - Matt’s thoughts on the “F” cars reddit & America’s public transport services1:05:07 - Woody and Matt talk CarPlay & “car services as a subscription” models1:13:26 - How hackers jailbroke the Tesla & the problem with “self-driving” cars1:16:18 - The Cybertruck is finally getting released! Or is it..? PKA discuss1:23:10 - Elon Musk, Neil DeGrasse Tyson and should you celebrate Christmas?1:30:05 - Why Woody dislikes Christmas & Matt’s experiences w/ Jewish holidays1:32:55 - PKA reacts to the grisly, gut-wrenching trial of Adolf Eichmann1:37:30 - We all know what the Third Reich was… but what was the First/Second?1:40:25 - If PKA had to live in ANY ancient empire, which one would they pick?1:44:14 - Messy medieval bathroom systems & PKA buys a castle?!1:50:40 - Matt’s experiences of variable speed limits and BIG BOI gas stoves1:57:22 - Wok cooking, airless tires & why clamshell packaging SUCK2:04:27 - PKA’s biggest issues w/ modern cars: Start buttons & gas pump problems2:11:17 - Matt leaves the show (Ad reads: Pharoah Distro & Lock and Load)2:20:56 - Wasp attacks, puppy mills and more: Kyle and Taylor discuss doggos2:35:31 - Taylor’s puppy duo, doggy dietary needs & putting down a good boi2:49:56 - Dogs love all people - Even ones in charge of a Third Reich!2:52:47 - Why “No Country For Old Men” is such an AWESOME movie2:58:45 - The amount of GOAT-tier movies Taylor hasn’t scene is OUTRAGEOUS 3:03:36 - Kyle and Taylor discuss their recent playthrough of Baldur's Gate 33:14:49 - PKA gets retro with gaming talk: Zelda, Donkey Kong & Vice City3:17:25 - UFC talk: Strickland vs Adesanya, Sean O’Malley & Conor McGregor3:28:40 - The time the USA sank HALF of Iran’s navy in one foul swoop3:35:48 - China, US, Israel?! Which nation’s militaries are the strongest? 3:40:42 - Wanna date on hard mode? Try using Tinder on a Navy ship!3:42:01 - The man who challenged the FBI to a 1v1 on Facebook.. lost3:51:48 - Woody’s upcoming dirt bike trip to the mountains of Colorado3:54:35 - Baseball’s dirtiest home advantage tricks & most useless stats3:59:47 - PKA reacts to the US’ elimination from the Women’s World Cup4:02:55 - The guys call it a show
