Thanks to everyone who worked on this with us and imbibed between 0 and 10 coffees: Aaron Beaumont - additional music production and mix Atul Singh - producer Jon Na - Cinematography Alex "Muffins" Friedman - VFX Morgan King - VFX Alexander Tso - Additional Music Producer Raf Serano - sound and audio engineering Dan Millice - mastering Sean James - Hair & Makeup Rodrigo Aranjuelo - guitars Tom McCluskey - cello Jessica Townsend - violin, viola Jeff Brown - Teleprompter Molvarick Johnson - CEO, Juice Burger
0:00 Golf Debate, or What The Nation Definitely Asked For 0:50 Brought to you by Juice Burger 1:13 MUSIC ENSUES 1:45 Manatees 2:08 Deja Vu 2:43 Coups Are Cringe 3:07 Go Out With a Zinger 3:48 Reheating Your Big Mac (emotional) 5:13 Deja Vu 2, More Deja More Vu 5:47 The Great Escape 2 6:02 Debates Are Better As Musicals
Deja Vu (But Worse) - Biden vs. Trump ft. Weird Al Yankovicschmoyoho2024-06-28 | It's bad out there. It looks a lot like last time, but it's worse. Even worse. Ft. the inimitable @alyankovic TRACK STREAMING HERE (and everywhere) open.spotify.com/album/5kwEhll5s1OOge80lChgqv
Thanks to everyone who worked on this with us and imbibed between 0 and 10 coffees: Aaron Beaumont - additional music production and mix Atul Singh - producer Jon Na - Cinematography Alex "Muffins" Friedman - VFX Morgan King - VFX Alexander Tso - Additional Music Producer Raf Serano - sound and audio engineering Dan Millice - mastering Sean James - Hair & Makeup Rodrigo Aranjuelo - guitars Tom McCluskey - cello Jessica Townsend - violin, viola Jeff Brown - Teleprompter Molvarick Johnson - CEO, Juice Burger
0:00 Golf Debate, or What The Nation Definitely Asked For 0:50 Brought to you by Juice Burger 1:13 MUSIC ENSUES 1:45 Manatees 2:08 Deja Vu 2:43 Coups Are Cringe 3:07 Go Out With a Zinger 3:48 Reheating Your Big Mac (emotional) 5:13 Deja Vu 2, More Deja More Vu 5:47 The Great Escape 2 6:02 Debates Are Better As MusicalsSanta, Snow, & OREO (You & Me Christmas) ft. The Gregory Brothers and Gabriella Joyschmoyoho2022-12-16 | For all dynamic duos out there, whether they’re human or inanimate objects, we hope this helps get you in the holiday spirit. #HolidayOREOke #ad
Guitar - Michael Onufrak - tiktok.com/@cardsmusic Bass - E'Lon JD - elonjd.com Steel Pan - Jonathan Scales - youtube.com/user/jonathanscalesvideos Produced with Aaron Beaumont aaronbeaumont.comChrissy, Wake Up But Its Metal - Songify Stranger Things 2, In Which An Unhinged 18-Act Musical Unfschmoyoho2022-07-21 | The 100-Act Stranger Things musical continues as Eddie wakes up all Chrissys of the world with a metal reprise. Tag us with more songify requests & get the tracks here- patreon.com/gregorybrothers
Produced with Aaron Beaumont - aaronbeaumont.com Thanks to the chat for co-writing the Flashback to Pain hook, esp. kinneff for suggesting progression
0:00 Chrissy, Wake Up But It's Metal And Wakes Up All Chrissys and Krissys Of The World 1:22 DnD and Nintendo 1:48 Vecna vs. 011 (Unsongify This) 2:05 My Life Started That Day We Found You (Flashbacks to Pain) 2:28 Friends Don't Lie 3:26 Friends Always Put The Accent on the Yo (Never the Ho [Except Christmas])
#Songify #SongifyThisChrissy, Wake Up - Stranger Things, But We Songify It Into A Musical With Five Acts Thatll Cause Aschmoyoho2022-06-25 | We songified Stranger Things so that EVERY Chrissy and/or Chris in the world can wake up. 🚨🚨🚨 There is now a metal version of this song! youtube.com/watch?v=JYWII67-_EE (in honor of Eddie....waking up) Tag us to share anything with songify potential- tiktok.com/@schmoyoho/video/7107754342718917934
0:00 CHRISSY, WAKE UP 1:04 Act I: These Cynical Eyes 1:36 - Act II: Villainy & Confusion 2:39 - Deleted Songs & Credits Song
#SongifyThis #SongifySpace Is Cool, But It’s An Orchestra Recorded In Space And The Cameraman Sacrificed Himself While Fischmoyoho2022-05-02 | Markiplier’s accidental singing echoes through the universe until it becomes an orchestra, transporting aliens to a higher plane. open.spotify.com/album/00os8T0zF3Te00V5Jhcgwp In Space With Markiplier is out now! youtube.com/watch?v=j64oZLF443g
Thanks to all the players in the Schmo Orchestra- Cello - Alexandra Jones and Martin Kutnar Violin - Maria Im and Petar Ruk Trombone - Christopher Bill Trumpet - Tadej Vujanić Guitar - Alexander Foote Flute and Clarinet - Justin Keller Other things - G. Bros and Aaron Beamont Sorry there was no actual ocarina, it was fluteCow Attack - Never Underestimate A Cowschmoyoho2022-01-28 | High in the peaceful Alps, yodelmeister Takeo Ischi and his beloved friend Heidi encounter a band of fearsome foes. Stream the track everywhere ➡️ soulspazm.ffm.to/cowattack Takeo Ischi as himself - youtube.com/RubinRecordsTV @markiplier as Yaro - youtube.com/markiplier Natalie Tran of @communitychannel as Heidi the Cow - youtube.com/communitychannel Animated by Secret Sauce Studio - http://secretsauce.studio/ Written, Directed, & Edited by The Gregory Brothers
Animators Michael Burnard Richard Go Kenji Iwata Kam Kalambay Alexandra Krechman Saiya Lin Delondhyl Mcinturff Nour Masalkhi Andi Nguyen James Nguyen Ryan Plaisance Bryan Salter
FX Animation Alem Pilav LD Walker
Background Artists Kyle Ostens Dale Watson
Storyboard Nas Pasha LD Walker
Colorscript Mike Chung LD Walker
Cleanup & Color David Kuettel Jay Li Saiya Lin Lissi Leuterio Jena Denney
Composite LD Walker
Japanese translation - Hickory G.K Vietnam translation - Camtu Nguyen with Hickory G.K Mandarin translation - Su Qiuyun and Yang Xiaotong with Hickory G.K
Musicians Various Instruments - The Gregory Brothers Additional Vocals - The Gregory Brothers Various instruments - Aaron Beaumont Violin - Maria Im Cello - Alexandra Jones Additional Bgawks - various Gregory Brothers
LYRICS:
Never underestimate a cooooooooow
[echoes] Never underestimate a coooooooow
[sounds of swelling nature reverberate across the land]
song produced with Aaron Beaumont - aaronbeaumont.com memes, as aforementioned, by @MorkMemes!
0:00 Bully Maguire, Something Of An Icon 0:12 I'M BACK 0:51 Bully Maguire Hates Drone Strikes 1:23 I'M BACK 2: Now Dig On This 1:57 Bully Maguire Bullies Doc Ock 2:29 Scream Of Melodic Anguish 2:33 I'M BACK 3: Even More Back 3:09 My Back 3:17 Schmoyoho Wishes You A Great Day And A Great Life
It's spooky time My favorite time When we can act a fool without a reason why Spending my whole paycheck at the Spirit Halloween, [you have?] Dressing as a Fortnite default only half-ironically!
Spooky time [*spooky time*], A magic time [*a magic time*] When 12-foot skeletons light up our yards at night Wearing my MineCraft armor without need to clarify So divine It's spooky time
October is a darn tootin good time Jack, Except when that 1 neighbor totally refuses to hand out Milky Ways because they think it's some kind of devil night That's cringey I'm not asking anybody, to abandon their principles But I do think it's cringe—come on, man!
(key change)
It's spooky time My favorite time When humans go to war with all of pumpkinkind! Posting cosplay tiktoks, even though I'm pushing 80 Put on my purple suit and say, "I'm the Jokah baby!"
Spooky time [spooky time], A ghastly time [*a ghastly time*] Don't kill my vibe with your low effort football guy! I hereby order handing out granola is a crime! So sublime It's time It's spooky time!Trapped On Wikipediaschmoyoho2021-05-05 | We have a wikipedia problem, send help 💖 / track streaming everywhere soulspazm.ffm.to/trappedonwikipedia
Lyrics: OH SCHNO I can’t watch things based on true events ‘Cause I’ll be trapped on wikipedia (oooh) Eight hours readin about Fred Hampton I’ve been trapped on wikipedia (oooh)
Don’t set me freeeee, I need to know all about The Great Stink Ohhh, why would i ever go to sleep When I can become a scholar of the Manx Loaghtan sheep?
I can’t watch things that are fictional, ‘Cause I’ll get trapped on wookiepedia (oohhh) 6 hours learnin about Coleman Trebor, Yeah, I’ve been trapped on wookieepedia (ohhh)
I don’t care if you disapprove I’ll be an expert on Yarael Poof Ohhh, What would I stop to eat dinner for When I’m studying the Purge of Mandalore??
You might think that readin all these facts Have made me the smartest man on the planet But in a couple days, I’ll forget anyway And be back on wikipedia, damn it
I can’t walk around and look at things at all ‘Cause I’ll be trapped on wikipedia (ooohh) 10 hours later and I’m on Charles de Gaulle I’ve been trapped on wikipedia (oooh)
Just let me beeeeee, I’m sightseeing in Tuscany Ohhh, I’ll never (go to) sleep ‘Til I can tell a dugong from a manatee
I cannot function in the world today Because I’m trapped on wikipediaCOW ATTACK - Teaserschmoyoho2021-03-12 | When the world cries out in terror, one man––and one cow––will answer the call. The first animated episode of the Takeo Cinematic Universe will take our hero to new heights in the Bavarian Alps, to face deft new foes. G. Bros + Takeo on spotify: open.spotify.com/track/3L6eri5cgP0GgNUFBqoXOC?si=a83968d547fc48f2
When the vulnerable are in danger, Takeo will always fight back. Whether he has to do it with a Chicken Attack Pig Attack Ox Attack Cow Attack Rat Attack or Lemur Attack No villain shall go unchallenged
Joe Biden, hoping to unify the nation, sings the first verse / hook of Chug Jug With You. Only time will tell whether the tactic worked.
Lyrics:
We got a number one victory royale Yeah, Fortnite, we bout to get down (GET DOWN) Ten kills on the board right now Just wiped out tomato town My friends just go down I revived him now we’re headed southbound Now we’re in the Pleasant Park streets GIVE ME A BREAK, THAT'S MALARKEY
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today You can take me to Moisty Mire but not Loot Lake I'd really love to, chug jug with you We can be pro Fortnite gamers
#Songify #SongifyThisYouTube Rewind 2020, BUT MEMES saved it from being cancelled, giving us all the closure needed to moschmoyoho2020-12-19 | Get Surfshark VPN at https://surfshark.deals/schmoyoho and enter promo code SCHMOYOHO for 84% off and 4 extra months for free! (Thanks to them for helping us save memewind 💖 ) Song streaming everywhere here: soulspazm.ffm.to/e6xngvd This track and all others on schmotreon: patreon.com/gregorybrothers Have a cozy holiday, and make sure to stop by our livestream/singalong: youtube.com/watch?v=qd_bsRSo4NU
I ain’t ever seen, I ain’t ever seen 2 pretty best friends I am asking for Financial support Once again IT’S MR MVP, SIMP Whoa, whoa, YANKEE WITH NO BRIM *emergency meeting synth* I DEMAND A VACCINE WHOOOO FOR COVID-19 WHOOOO Piao piaoooo WHOOO, yeahhh, that’s what it’s all about, bout, bout
[high-pitched noises] GROW SOME BALLS Every single one of you obeying the devil’s laws We will do a citizen’s arrest on every human being I choose to yell and you cannot STOP ME Please send the cops He doesn’t live here, he has no bike Call the police I’ll beat that mask off your face, come outside BACK OFF, BACK OFF This is outrageous criminal activity THREATEN ME AGAIN We live in a free country
Imagine there’s no little pogchamp / wet-ass p-word It isn’t hard to dooooo / i like the view / you’re my best view [nyee?] Nothing to kill or simp for (ohhhh) And no ice age baby, toooo LET ME GO AROUND THIS HAT Aww, you’re my pog champ Coochie man, coochie man, COOCHIE MAN [harmonies stacking]
CHORUS
NOW I’M NERVOUS BECAUSE I’M SUS (looks sus) Fair enough, i’m a little lost but fair enough Just full of the exaggerated swagger of DA VINKY?? NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENED TO THE KENNEDYS Have you ever seen me without this hat? [i’m a weirdo] That’s weird DAME DA NE ……… Awww, come here
I love a woman that slay one day and look homeless the next Don’t you EVER date a t-rex
0:00 Chapter 1: YAHH, IT'S REWIND TIME 0:35 Into the Karen-verse 1:07 Imagine There's No Cochie Man 1:31 Chorus 2: Memes Intensify 2:00 Bridge: Exaggerated Swagger of Da Vinky 2:29 Election 2020 In Meme Form 2:38 Chorus 3: Meme Intensification Intensifies 3:08 The Part Where You Cry (Unus Annus) 3:20 Sponsor + General Silliness and Pictures of Our Dad
#Songify #YouTubeSchmowind #SongifyThisElection Meme Rewind - HEY HEY, HA HA, HO HO ft. Kenneth Copeland, Paula White-Cain, and various accschmoyoho2020-11-11 | After the election, meme generators across the nation cope with the results by generating more memes. Re-live the entire battle with our Trump vs. Biden playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8JttaK4Km_HbIML_1d_jZBBYzzF_dyFX All our tracks and other goodies- patreon.com/gregorybrothers
Send us more memes of people inhaling copium or other election related outbursts, and maybe they shall make it in to YouTube Rewind 2020, But Memes. Some of the accidental singing stars featured here are Kenneth Copeland from the Land of Cope, Paula White-Cain (Trump's spiritual adviser / official church lady), Brad, Michelle Bachmann, Newt Gingrich, Tucker Carlson, Jon Voight, and Sean Hannity, who has still not been called.
0:00 Hey Hey, Ha Ha, Ho Ho 0:49 HA HA, WE WIN 1:16 Four Seasons Total Landscaping 1:35 Our Copetagonists Join in Harmony 2:03 Fox News Meltdowns 2:18 The Return of Michele Bachmann 2:30 All Shrieking Together In Harmony 3:10 Throwdown In November
produced with Aaron Beaumont - aaronbeaumont.com assistant songification - Alexander Tso - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCk4X... assistant songification - Kevin Stabinski - instagram.com/kstabinski assistant to Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Jane Simon DIT - Cameron Langdon
produced with Aaron Beaumont - aaronbeaumont.com assistant songification - Alexander Tso - youtube.com/channel/UCk4XO5Z1mlOXiJaGoORIjNQ assistant songification - Kevin Stabinski - instagram.com/kstabinski west coast shoot: Atul Singh (producer) Jon Na (DP) Noah Clark (Sound) thanks to the ERB production team for making this shoot magical 🙏
Produced with Aaron Beaumont- aaronbeaumont.com Assists from Kevin Stabinski & Alexander Tso
The race for 2020 heats up as Donald Trump answers Joe Biden's passionate melodies. Will his families harmonies overpower the Corn Gang? Or will they creep people out?? Only time will tell.
#SongifyThis #Songify
Lyrics:
Ladies and gentlemen––leaders and fighters for freedom and liberty determine your destiny don't let them destroy your family they want to destroy the country and the American Dream My father is strong my father is the best my father has faith my father gets respect my father is cool my father says what he thinks my father is wonderful my father does tweets fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr, FATHER, I miss you every single day my father is great my father-in-law will keep us safe FATHER, I love you in a special way my father made me belive my father-in-law helped me
we have been hit by the pandemic we have pioneered the fatality rate I kept my promise America's great the best is yet to come (the best is yet to come) I'm afraid of cancel culture COME, COME they're ripping down our Confederate statues COME, COME I will save the statues, I will save the suburbs the best is yet to come
don't let them kill future generations don't let them step on you, brainwash you don't let them support cancel culture they want to enslave you, too my father is W I D E my father is brave my father is caring my father has emotion on his face my father is relentless my father-in-law is down to earth my father is elite my father likes church (I'd like to speak directly to my father) fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr, fAtHeR, FaThEr,
*father chorus* *fatality pioneer chorus* *the best is yet to come coda*
Thanks to our discord patrons & superfans for singing the chorus and bringing world peace to all 💖
LYRICS: If you entrust me with the presidency I will draw on the best of us Like Corn Pop He chose a path of hope and light He was generous and humble To all of us Not just a few at the top
This is our moment to make hope and history rhyme With passion and purpose, let us begin, you and I Together (x5)
Let's do it for Corn Pop Let's do it for him He'd tell us we can't stop He'd tell us to win Let's do it for Corn Pop It's what he would want He'd tell us to rise Like the morning sun We'll say: CORN POP, WE CAN'T STOP (time and time again) CORN POP, WE WON'T STOP (we'll never give up, my friend) CORN POP, WE CAN FIND THAT SWEET SPOT (time and time again) CORN POP, WE WON'T STOP
I am once again asking for your vote for Joe He will stand up and fight for you, this I know The price of failure is just too great We must come together – the future is at stake Millions of jobs: gone, Trump's a reality show Joe and Kamala, actually care They'll get this pandemic under control I know a predator when I see one So make no mistake, Trump will be done Our children will look in our eye And say "where were you when the stakes were so high?"
Americans have never ever let this country down We get back up together, back up together now Someway, somehow
Chorus A cappella chorus, followed by a powerful chorus of funk, disco, and rock'n'roll
LYRICS: he's climbin in your windows he's snatchin your people up tryna rape em so y'all need to hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband cuz they're rapin errbody out here you don't have to come and confess we're lookin for you we gon find you we gon find you so you can run and tell that, run and tell that run and tell that, homeboy home, home, homeboy
we got your t-shirt you done left fingerprints and all you are so dumb you are really dumb--for real you are really, really, really, really so dumb i was attacked by some idiot in the projects so dumb, so dumb, so dumb, so
chorus
bout 5'9", 5'10" coffee complexion, low cut like a caesar with some little waves in his head clean cut, very smooth face seein my sister when i walked in he had his hands around her neck first thing was to pull him off of her and that's what i did
chorus
well, obviously we have a rapist in Lincoln Park are you serious, my boy? i got your t-shirt i got your scent i know what shoe size you wear, my boy so you can run and hide but we're gonna find you, find you
President Trump wows his rally crowd in Tulsa, Oklahoma with a one-of-a-kind story––the story of a man and a ramp, and what happened when they came together.
Produced with Aaron Beaumont- aaronbeaumont.com Assistant Edit - Kevin Stabinski
#Songify #SongifyThisHave You Ever Had A Dream, But Its A Song So Powerful It Causes The World To Achieve Unity And Cathschmoyoho2020-05-08 | Stream this track to make your dreams come true: open.spotify.com/album/3LkfiPWP9GuifMOoePGxqW We asked for your favorite lost meme––YOU ANSWERED 🙏 “WE WANT HAVE A DREAM KID” ... now we present to you this extended version while swinging our hips from side to side in an disco trance beyond control. TELL US WHAT TO SONGIFY NEXT so that we can all have a GREAT DAY and a GREAT LIFE
Written / produced with Aaron Beaumont: http://www.aaronbeaumont.com Also inspired by some Bach inventions because who doesn’t love when the high melody goes diddly dee and then the low melody goes doodly doo and then they just keep going?
#Songify #SongifyThis #SchmoyohoSongify The Lost Memes- Ep. 1, Have You Ever Had A Dream That Well Do A Lotta Damage And Do It Liveschmoyoho2020-04-24 | Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS: clcr.me/9x274S ✅ ANDROID: clcr.me/aiOgSk ✅ PC: clcr.me/U8IvlA and get a special starter pack Available only for the next 30 days Thanks to Raid for helping make these lost memes come true! Have we ever had a dream to join some of the most powerful memes, both ancient and recent into one song? Join the forces of Bill O’Reilly, Phil Swift, Child With Dream, and various local news and youtube personalities into one glorious meme choir? The answer, of course, is a resounding yes.
flex tape is super strong and once it's on it holds on tight it holds just right
flex tape is no ordinary tape just cut peel, stick and seal it works on any shape
Now THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE how about a little more THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE on a bucket, on windows and doors THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF super big damage flex tape can SEAL and PATCH the DAMAGE
that's tomorrow and that is it for us today okay, i don't know what that is, never seen that, [producer: okay, okay] that's tomorrow, and that is utt...take it away.. [okay] that's tomorrow and we will leave you with a..... I can’t do it,
WE'LL DO IT LIVE WE'LL DO IT LIVE we'll leave you with Sting, BLOOP, i don't know what that means!
WE'LL DO IT LIVE WE'LL DO IT LIVE I can't read it, to end the show? [yeah] thing SUCKS, alright, go
I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE, LIVE, LIVE, LIVE
Have you ever had a dream that / that you, um, you had you t-- you would you c-- you do you wi-- you want , you, you could do some, you [breathe] , you'll do, you could you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything do anything ever had a dream you could do anything, do anything
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We’ll do it live / That’s a lotta damage We’ll do it live / how about a little more? We’ll leave you with Sting, [BLOOP] Ever had a dream? We’ll do it live / That’s a lotta damage We’ll do it live / Raid: Shadow Legends I can’t read it––to end the show? I created a rubber boat I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE, LIVE, LIVE, LIVE
Good morning, time to slay all day it is testing week YEET Stay woke, gooooals, be on fleek Say bye Felicia, bye Felicia, to that testing stress YEAHHH, a hundo P chance of success okurrr okurrr gonna be lit turnt Okurrrr okurrrrr you've got this, kids
We’ll do it live / That’s a lotta damage We’ll do it live / how about a little more? We’ll leave you with Sting, YEET Ever had a dream? We’ll do it live / That’s a lotta damage We’ll do it live / Raid: Shadow Legends I can’t read it––to end the show? Gonna be v. lit, goooooals I'LL WRITE IT AND WE'LL DO IT LIVE, LIVE, LIVE, LIVE
#Songify #YouTubeRewindHandwash Sesh: Lofi Chill Beats For Your Quarantineschmoyoho2020-03-17 | Coronavirus self-isolation? Covid-19 quarantine? We're all streaming alone these days. Here's 30 min of remixes of our music to help you stream....soap and water onto your hands. Now go disinfect your doorknobs and lightswitches. Good luck out there.
0:01 Scrubbin It Right 2:46 Andrew’s Downtime 5:13 What does this mean? 7:19 She Who Watches The Sink 10:53 We’re Back 13:46 Let’s Staycation 17:37 The World Is Washing 20:26 Uh Oh (instrumental) 22:25 Pricey Soap 25:47 Oh My, Oh My 29:44 I’m A QuarantinerUh-Oh (Gee, Theres A Virus) - Songify Special Editionschmoyoho2020-03-14 | President Trump declares a National Mergency on COVID-19 using a vocoder as he tries to heal the nation--with an unlikely duet partner. The track and other goodies- patreon.com/gregorybrothers Everyone stay hygenic / safe if you're in an affected area! More info here: https://who.int cdc.gov
LYRICS: The Coronavirus--go back to the nothingness Now we see in the middle of our mind a little ball of golden light And we watch this light grow Until now it covers the inner vision of our mind And we pray that it goes To all of the muscles, all of the bones Down into your penis Down into the toes Now into the thighs Through your elbows Your vagina, your buttocks Heal the torso The Coronavirus (go wash your hands) The Coronavirus (go wash your penis) The Coronavirus (go wash your hands) The Coronavirus
Gee, there's a bug, there's a flu, there's a virus, they didn't know what it was And I said uh-oh, uh-oh, that doesn't sound gööd If they would've said what are 10 bad things that could happen that wouldn't've been on the list And I said uh-oh, uh-oh, that doesn't sound gööd
Chorus with uh-ohs
This is their new hoax The Coronavirus hoax Coronavirus: we declared a public health mergency Wash your hands, stay home Cover your face if you sneeze, bro Smart action today will Prevent spread of the virus tomorrow
Chorus
I don't take responsibility I am officially declaring a national emergency (2 very big words)
Vice President Biden knows that to catch up he must talk about his strengths. So he aims to fight Sanders, Warren, and the rest of the Democratic contenders with cold, hard, facts about his sun-bleached, hairy legs, setting the tone for the tough battle ahead on the road to Election 2020. Is this the only Joe Biden vs. Bernie Sanders showdown, or shall their be another in April??
Original hairy legs / Corn Pop video! - youtube.com/watch?v=oihV9yrZRHg *Disclaimer––"Hairy legs" was not discussed at the debate, please explain when showing to anyone above the age of 65*
you’re gonna battle, you’re gonna fight win or lose, you’re gonna be alright regardless of the scoreboard you can do anything you work for
do it for us do it for one another do it for yourself and do it for each other regardless of the scoreboard regardless of the scoreboard, scoreboard ---------- i'm not gonna lie, they had us in the first half we started slow but we’re always gonna finish fast
it’s gonna be hard, it’s gonna be tough if you fall down, just get up
and no matter what you’re going through your friends are there to help you
with all the hard work you put in you might come out with this win
chorus x2
CHORDS:
A Bm F# m D (repeat forever)
After an intense face-off, Apollos Hester tells TWC News how he won - and also the meaning of life. They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.
#Scoreboard #ApollosHester #SongifyRat Attack - The Yodel of Justiceschmoyoho2020-01-24 | Months after the events of Chicken Pig Attack, Aki has captured Takeo to exact his revenge. Will a tiny hairy friend hears Takeo's SOS?? GET THE SONG OR GET JUMP-KICKED BY A NINJA: open.spotify.com/album/3UGdXEHbd2WasfCStrrJak More stems and BTS on our schmotreon: patreon.com/gregorybrothers
Directed by the Gregory Brothers Andrew, Evan, and Michael Gregory
Starring Takeo Ischi...as himself
Featuring Aki Yasuda as Kingpin Carola Cajiao @cajiao.v as Rat Ninja Greg Washburn as Chicken Accountant (from The Kloons - youtube.com/user/thekloons) Michael Gregory as Yodeling Intern Zachary Leo @ninjadude73 & Lee-Sean Huang @leesean as guards (and aspiring stand-up comic) Toula the Rat, provided by Kathy Sperduto
Producer: Amelia Burger Dir. Photography: Steven DiCasa Asst. Camera: Cody Buesing Sound Mixer: Patrick Southern Add’l scoring & music mixing: Aaron Beaumont Cello: Alexandra Jones Fictional newspapers and poster design: Morgan King Editor: Rob Nassau VFX: Neal Jonas Color: Ilia Gumerov On-set translation: Liz Yasuda, Andreas Wöber Add’l translation: Hikaru Kitabayashi, Jesse Gillespie
No animals were harmed during filming, even when they BARST into human ninjas or danced vigorously to the music like some sort of cockatoo! All animals were trained, courteous professionals, and brought professional human handlers to watch them.
LYRICS: [angelic, beckoning hum] [rat hum, equally angelic despite species difference] [human hum] [rat hum approaching nearer] When you're far away from home Just hum this melody You'll know you're not alone You'll see! A tiny hairy friend Will help you on your way
They've come to save us Noble, magic rats The smallest are the bravest They always have your back
It's whoop-ass time Get in line It's whoop-ass time [ancient yodel of justice and comeuppance] It's whoop-ass time
When you think you're by yourself Just know they're all around Always there to help When you're down And even when you sleep They watch over you From within 20 feet It's true
They've come to save us Noble, magic rats The smallest are the bravest They always have your back
It's whoop-ass time Get in line It's whoop-ass time [ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom] It's whoop-ass time
Some people don't like rats Because they hang out in trash But they're helping you with your pizza crust So you should fucking relax
It's whoop-ass time Get in line It's whoop-ass time [ancient yodel of peace, justice, and wisdom] It's whoop-ass time
Directed by the Gregory Brothers Andrew, Evan, and Michael Gregory Starring Takeo Ischi...as himself
Featuring Aki Yasuda as Kingpin Garrett Volpe and Chris Stanley as Henchmen Chris Mauceri as Chicken Ninja Dev Sim as Pig Ninja Evan Gregory as Pitiful Hostage Michael Gregory as Aspiring Yodeler Chicken and Wilma provided by Aly’s Ponys Filmed at the Harlem Valley Homestead in Wingdale, NY
Producer: Amelia Burger Dir. Photography: Steven DiCasa Asst. Camera: Cody Buesing Production Assistant: Cheryl Tsushima Sound Mixer: Joe Cantor Add’l scoring & music mixing: Aaron Beaumont Cello: Alexandra Jones Editor: Rob Nassau VFX: Neal Jonas Color: Ilia Gumerov Poster: Morgan King On-set translation: Liz Yasuda, Andreas Wöber Add’l translation: Hikaru Kitabayashi, Jesse Gillespie
No animals were harmed during filming, even when they BARST into human ninjas! All animals were trained, courteous professionals, and brought professional human handlers to watch them.
LYRICS: [angelic but harrowing yodel] Now begins the fight of a lifetime We can end it all and end it right Two warriors challenge you They came ready to fight
Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs They're not here to play Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs You're on their plate today
Six legs! two wings! And one ass-whooping Cock on a swine (Cock on a swine) Friends for all time (For all time) Swine with a cock (Swine with a cock) They can never be stopped
There is no escape from justice Nowhere to hide from your fate You may want forgiveness I'd say yes but for them it's too late
Oh, chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs They're not here to play Chicken and a pig, bacon and eggs You're on their plate today
Six legs! two wings! And one ass-whooping! Cock on a swine (Cock on a swine) Friends for all time (For all time) Swine with a cock (wine with a cock) They can never be stopped
They look so cute and cuddly You might expect a kiss But if you're on their bad side You'll only get their iron fists
Cock on a swine (Cock on a swine) Friends for all time (For all time) Swine with a cock (Swine with a cock) They can never be stopped
#TakeoCinematicUniverse #ChickenAttack #SchmoCinematicUniverseGoodbye, 2010s: DECADE REWIND of memes and Schmoyoho moments that will make us cry tears of joy at aschmoyoho2019-12-31 | LAST 10 HOURS OF THE DECADE, let's say goodbye to being in the same time perios as all these beautiful Schmo-Moments and memes 💖 this track on spotify: http://open.spotify.com/album/7sCf3Z7FFUTlfQZruMABJw
#SongifyMartin Luther King, Jr. in Memphis - Songify Historyschmoyoho2019-12-26 | Excerpts from Martin Luther King, Jr.'s final speech in Memphis, TN, turned into a song. Listen to the original speech: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2EnnclLMX4 More history songifications on our channel: youtube.com/schmoyoho
#SongifyHistoryStar Wars Shuffle Mode, or Luke Goes to Tosche Station for 40 Years as he mourns the loss of Dak andschmoyoho2019-12-20 | Where does Luke go after Last Jedi? We finally answer this burning question (episode IX spoiler-free) Thanks to Roy for the assist on some verses! youtube.com/royishgoodlooks Get our new Christmas album: thegregorybrothers.bandcamp.com or on iTunes Spotify etc This track & other goodies at patreon.com/gregorybrothers
#YouTubeSchmowind #Songify #YouTubeRewindMr. Poopybutthole - Rick and Morty Remix ft. Chetreoschmoyoho2019-11-09 | On Earth-Q256, Mr. Poopybutthole dropped this number 1 song to create world peace. Get the track! patreon.com/gregorybrothers Chetreo! youtube.com/chetreo
From the greatest show in the galaxy, Rick and Morty and Mr. Poopybutthole.
For many years, people were afraid to be spooky. There were even churches that invited kids to not be spooky on Halloween LEST THEY BE DOOMED. Luckily, with this historic and very not real speech, people were assured that it was okay to be scary and frightening and ghoulish. That we all know a skeleton or a zombie and it's okay to come out as who we are to be our best selves.
Thanks so much to top patrons! - Glennjamin Gargill13 Darth Sigma James Knight Robert H. Gibbons Jr. Brad Mills Clayton Payne Alex Yue Jeff Neff Bill Bondurant (HAPPY BILL BONDURANT DAY)
Lyrics:
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side, Side, side to side This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night Diamonds tonight Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, Eyes, eyes, eyes 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, 'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' 'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Hopefully by remembering this address by President Barack Obama we can bring greater peace between the creepers and the steves.
As Brexit negotiations wear on, Boris' Johnson's best chance at success might be learning Justin Bieber's entire catalogue and singing it in Brussels with his best friend and mentor, Donald Trump.PIZZA TIME // Songify Spider-Man!schmoyoho2019-07-27 | Stream/download the track for your pizza parties: open.spotify.com/album/1e6HTpxQtlDQwTO1nNaT6d / BTS and other schmo goodies- patreon.com/gregorybrothers The best Spider-Man had one desire: Pizza Time 🍕 To take advantage of the Amazon Prime offer, go to audible.com/schmoyoho or text schmoyoho to 500 500 🎧🙏
0:00 Relationships vs. Hunger, A Timeless Tale Of Human Suffering 0:13 Pizza Time 0:21 Bernoulli's First Pizza Time 0:38 Pizza Time 2: 2 Pizza 2 Furious 0:57 Chow Mein Time vs. Pizza Time 1:25 Pizza Time 3: The Cheesequel 1:43 A Brave Move Ordering Pizza 2:09 Pizza Time 4: Return Of The Pineapple 2:33 Sponsorship + Goofs + Spoofs
#SongifyThis #SongifyTheMovies #PizzaTimeOld Town Road 2021 ft. Obama, Katy Perry, the Pope, Daddy Yankee, Cardi B, De Niro, Shakira, Willieschmoyoho2019-07-19 | Featuring: Iman Crosson @alphacat as Barack Obama Brock Baker @brockbaker as Robert De Niro Joanna Hausmann @joannahausmann as Shakira ...and also with us @gregorybrothers Evan Gregory @getsomeevan as Rick Astley, Steve Harwell, Jerry Seinfeld, Daddy Yankee Andrew Gregory @arosegregory as Willie Nelson, Pope Francis Sarah Gregory @followsarahg as Katy Perry, Dolly Parton, Cardi B, Oprah, Zimzam
Barack You know you can’t stop this Sheriff named Barack, I get All my posse caucused Blaze up the oval office Shout out Lil Nas For having me on I’ll leave you with 3 words: Hope, change, and yeehaw Can't nobody tell me nothing (not at all) Can't tell me nothing
Willie Well down here in Helotes Me and all my homies Stop our ropin and ridin Right at four and twenty Out here plantin trees Big old leafy greens Red headed stranger Runs a redneck pharmacy
Katy I kissed a cow and I liked it Sorry I don’t know how to sing quiet But I’m a cowgirl now So I guess I’m frenching cows Kobe beef is what I need Got a bovine teenage dream
Smashmouth (Steve Harwell) Somebody once told me That old town road would roll me You think that I’m a joke But all these plays ain't funny money Wipe the dust out my hair And my flavor saver Did Shrek 1 & 2 I don’t care about the haters
Dolly When I was a little girl Daddy plowed behind a horse Twenty-five number ones Now I own all of Pigeon Forge
Daddy Yankee Hacemos como en Vieques Montando al garete (viejo) A cuero, sin asiento que el establo queda lejos (caballo) y los gringos, siempre tan correctos estoy a otro nivel, Mami, así que dime Daddy
Pope 100 gallon hat Yeah the papal see got that Diamonds on the holy grail Buried underneath the Vatican
Jerry You know i could go verses On what’s the deal with horses Reruns on reruns ‘fore you even cracking corn Upper West Side I remain Master of my own domain Get along little dogies Bee Movie bought me all these chains
De Niro Got double holsters For double Oscars Italian label chaps This cowboy’s the Godfather
Cardi B Ain’t my first rodeo, grab money with a lasso Chaps on my ass but my pussy on a pole Old town road, ice on spurs Bloody boots, happy trails okurrr
Astley You’re calling me a troll I’m out to steal your gold Hiding in a mountain pass Ambush with a rick roll Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around Unless you’re an alien
ZIMZAM (the alien) Landed back in forty six Way out in the sticks Did a stretch down in Nevada Now my gun’s back on my hip UFO out in the sand Laser lasso in my hand Roundin’ up a couple steer So that I can probe their glands
Oprah YOU GET A ROAD YOU GET A ROAD YOU GET A ROAD EVERYBODY GETS A ROAD
Shakira Can't nobody tell me nothin' (le lo lo le lo le) No me diga nothing (waka waka) My hips don’t lie about nothing (my hips my hips) You can't tell my hips nothin'Only One Will Survive - Songify The Dem Debate!schmoyoho2019-06-30 | An epic battle of dads and guitars sweeps us into the 2020 race. Our spotify channel, follow us there! open.spotify.com/artist/0V8tQXWkKPD5SxsB2moGew
We're lucky that in a rare moment of harmony, these candidates sang 2020's first hook, There Can Only Be One, in which we were told that we must harness love instead of fear if we shall be able to earn enough materia to defeat Sephiroth. Let us know who had the best guitar solo and/or best dad. Was it Kamala Harris? Bernie Sanders? Elizabeth Warren? Morkin Piloschmeeg?? Joe Biden??? John Delaney??? Bervim Rochvin???? Andrew Yang?????? Ben de Birkenstock?????? Do you even know which of these are real and which are fake??????? Neither do we, we must lead a full investigation to get to the bottom of this.Toy Story, but if the toys could sing, making you cry 24,800 tears and inspiring you to achieschmoyoho2019-06-21 | We finally songified Surreal Entertainment's first movie series! get the track/files on memberships and patreon: youtube.com/schmoyoho/join / patreon.com/gregorybrothers
#NBAfinals #SongifyThisJon Snow oh oh EXTENDED REMIX oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohschmoyoho2019-05-10 | We extended the Jon Snow song so it has more oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohs Join the channel to get this song: http://youtube.com/schmoyoho/join --there may be some S7 & S8 spoilers in here, and coffee cups too--
Jon Snow, a beautiful man with a twisted tale. Even Ed Sheeran can't stop singing about him, and his abs. Finally Jon has the song he deserves, and it schlaps harder than a dragon in a mud wrestling match.
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At the North Pole, new satellite photos show arctic ice is melting so fast Oh snap, how fast? Many scientists now predict it will be gone within 30 years Surely you jest––I'm under cardiac arrest, shawtayee Some researchers think it could disappear in just 6 / SHIT Without it, there could be a snowball effect (ohhhh) With temperatures rising even faster If we all don't take bold action and take it soon Yeah, we will find ourselves on
Very thin ice (x4, building to harmony) Tell 'em, Katie, we'll be on very thin ice The temperatures rise We have to solve this cri - i - sis Of very thin ice
At the South Pole an ice shelf the size of Connecticut Is in danger of melting Whatcha trying to tell me? Because the ice bridge that held it in place has shattered Take back whatcha said––I'm feeling existential dread, shawtayee! It's 1 of 10 ice shelves that have shrunk or collapsed / THAT'S BAD Some were 10,000 years old (so ooooold) Polar ice is the Earth's air conditioner If we all don't take bold action, and take it soon Yeah, we will find ourselves on
Chorus
Now it's 2019...the very thin ice is still liquefying I agree with 2009 me: we should keep our glaciers nice and icy
At the UN, a new report emphasized just how dire the situation is Shit, how long we got to live? Adding rising populations to changes in rainfall and temperatures I came back in time and the hurricanes done lost they minds, shawtayee Here's hoping Congress comes together to act boldly (hopefully) The health of the Earth should not be a political football (truuuuue) Scientists say we can't afford to punt If we all don't take bold action, and take it soon Yeah, we will find ourselves on
Chorus x2
Baby, I'm back, came to the past 10 years from the future We got gay marriage from the east coast to the left coast––no thanks to you, sir And we got rid of the pirates; now the ocean's quiet Put guns on the boats and now no one wants to try shit Legalized weed in a few states Other ones laggin but they take Vacations to the good states So they can all order postmates 10 years of schmoyoho And the accent's still on the yo Put a couple 0s on the sub count Time to do the end of the video plug now
CHORDS:
G# m D#m E C# m B - C# m D# (maj)
#VeryThinIce #AutoTuneTheNewsBend the Knee - Songify Game of Thrones!schmoyoho2019-04-12 | Daenerys was talking about dancing this whole time.🤯 Thanks to ExpressVPN for sponsoring this, take back your Internet privacy TODAY and find out how you can get 3 months free at https://ExpressVPN.com/songify 🙏🙏🙏
People thought Daenerys Targaryen's strength was her leadership, fireproofness & dragon-taming, but it was actually her ability to start Westerosi dance crazes with her irresistible melodies. Even masters of brooding like Jon Snow can't help but lightly thrust their pelvii when they hear her dulcet tones.
Bend the Knee And you shall be free bend the knee together we will leave the world better bend the knee and do a dance with me bend the knee rich and poor I'll give you more step forward, my lord bend the knee (bend the knee) bend the knee to our queen
and why would I do that? your father burned my grandfather alive why would I do that? if we don't defeat the dead, we'll die the dead? / there's no time! because I need your help and you need mine you're not guilty of your father's crimes but there's no time / it takes no time
to bend the knee join me swear fealty in perpetuity enemies they shall all flee we will have peace and prosperity did you see the Dothraki? they hadn't crossed the sea but they did for me and did you see the dragons three? the world hadn't seen dragons in centuries
chorus
baby, if you bend the knee then the possibility of being deceased will surely be decreased and we can be together til we're seventy
darlin, there's one thing we've got to do that can save both me and you i know we like the man with 6-pack abs 'cause that Jon Snow is a handsome lad but my greatest desire is to not be on fire
prechorus + chorus repeat until the end of the universe
CHORDS:
chorus - F Dm E/G# E Am D(maj) Dm E Am D(maj) Am D(maj)
Lyrics: This is Ronald reagan of course Riding on a dinosaur A rocket launcher, a machine gun, Unmistakable patriotism Reagan is super strapped Holding up a tattered American flag This is the real solution to climate change: Babies. American babies They’ll fix our problems American babies, babieees American babies So we don’t have to solve ‘em American babies, babieeees The real solution to climate change is: Fall in love and make some frickin’ babies My aspiration American babies, babies Is population American babies, babies x2
Wind I know a lot about wind, wind’s not so good. No, it doesn’t blow, you can forget about television windmills, the noise causes cancer, kills all the people windmills, just like a graveyard, they wipe out the bald eagles wind cancer, rahr rahr wind cancer, rahr rahr Do they call cancer just give us an answer The science tells us no.
Julian Assange said there would be a, quote, massive dump Said there would be a massive dump So Mr. Trump Was aware of the upcoming dump? Yes. Though, sir, I don’t know whether he knew What the substance of the dump was Only that there was going to be a dump On speakerphone? Yes. And he was aware of that before the dump occurred? Yessir. Going to be a dump, a massive dump A massive dump, quote, massive dump, A dump I am ashamed that I chose to take part in the cover-up The cover-up of the dump, a massive dump A massive dump, quote massive dump A dump! I pray the country doesn’t see the dump I did many times How many times? 50 times? More. 100 times? More. 200 times? More. 500 times? Probably. It is painful to admit And so I lied about it Massive dump
Was that disruptive? (blaring air horn) Was that disruptive? I know that you mean no disrespect But 10 years now for current events We’re like Oprah out here giving out bops Hit that horn and bring the drop (blaring air horn)
How much louder do you want it More 10 times? More. 25 times? More. 16,000 times? More.
American babies A massive dump American babies, babies Wind cancer, massive dump wind cancer, rahr rahr American babies riding on a dinosaur rahr rahr, american babies
Sharks with fricking lasers on their headsif The Room was a Marvel movie (ft. Greg Sestero, PistolShrimps, & Tommy Wiseau)schmoyoho2019-03-28 | Stream/Download the original track everywhere: soulspazm.lnk.to/tearingmeapart Tommy Wiseau & Greg Sestero join the Avengers to end it all 💪. Check out Greg & Tommy’s new movie! ➡️ http://bestfriends.movie/ Thanks to PistolShrimps for VFX magic! ➡️ youtube.com/PistolShrimps Thanks to Tommy Wiseau, check out his channel: youtube.com/TommyWiseau?sub_confirmation=1