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死ねNEW CHANNEL: TVFILTHYFRANKDizastaMusic2014-08-16 | stop being annoying
tags: i shot hot sauce up my ass and jumped around to get it mixed up inside me and then i died and rode my falcon into hell and when i say falcon i mean my dick and everyone in hell was like oh shit what is that and they see me coming down with these two huge balls it looks like a failed space shuttle with moss and aids, it is absolutely disgusting. repulsed by such gore, the devil himself bans me from hell and begs god to keep me. not a fucking chance. i am banned to a dimension of non existence.FILTHY 2013DizastaMusic2013-12-31 | Thank you b0ss for the support and all that shit. Lets have an even wilder 2014.FILTHY FRANK CHIN CHIN SACRIFICEDizastaMusic2013-12-25 | THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR HELPING ME GET SALAMANDER MAN. There were honestly too many to choose from, so I ended up randomly throwing in clips from more than 10. All the links are here though + some that I really liked but couldn't make it into the video. Don't be offended if I didn't put yours in. It could mean I never saw it, because there were a shit load of these. I'm not a youtube partner so I had to keep it under 15 minutes, which was also why I had to keep the sacrifice clips short. BUT I LINKED THEM BELOW. May the power of Chin Chin bless your hearts. We did it guys.
tags: chin chinSACRIFICE UPDATEDizastaMusic2013-12-17 | The sacrifices are going so great that I'm now presenting the top 10 videos to Chin Chin. A small update video. Links below.
tags: poonCHIN CHIN SACRIFICEDizastaMusic2013-12-12 | I need your help. I shall present the five best sacrifices to Chin Chin. Who knows, If there are too many I might make it ten for good luck from Chin Chin's balls.
You must upload a video on youtube or facebook whatever (preferably youtube) and either send it to my twitter or post it on the facebook page wall. You must name the video Chin Chin sacrifice and hashtag #ididitforchinchin if you want i don't give a fuck I just need your help. Links below.
tags: i pin one babys foot to the floor and watch it go around in circles ouch tooo much? honestly im just hungry as balls and i wanna go eat ramen out of the grand tea masters ass lol shit btw you guys better send me great sacrifices. I know you will you because yall are nasty. my roommate spilled sriracha sauce all over his bed and the walls and he sleeps in a pile of dried up hot sauce mixed with his urine and stuff so you can imagine what it smells like in therePINK GUY IS CRAZYDizastaMusic2013-11-20 | Pink Guy escaped from franku's room and is ready to fuck shit up
tags: i found a baby bird and regurgitated my left over halal but spat it into the trash and jerked off into the birds willing and able buck toothed sexy beak of his and made him down that shit like a worm on sunday morning. the bird died but thats okay whats the difference between winnie the pooh and a teenage girl? nothing they all have severe eating disordersif you don't eat sandwich crust you need to grow the fuck up tbhLUIGIS REVENGEDizastaMusic2013-11-07 | I think we've all gone through the sexual frustration of not getting any peach pussy. If anyone deserves peach pussy it is Luigi. A short animation for you guys. More videos coming soon.
tags: soft hairy peach for luigi please he's probably fucked more of those turtles because of his frustration but unfortunately mario does not share so luigi had to go to the nearest grocery store to buy himself a banana peel to warm up in the microwave for a few seconds, and let me tell ya, he aint using it for mario kart.THE FILTHY FRANK SHOW #7 (PUBES:VEGETABLES)DizastaMusic2013-10-11 | A classic filthy compilation that will now be known as The Filthy Frank Show because I should have thought of this earlier before it got so popular lol.
tags: i rode the lion fur anal horroscope up into the cosmos and met the president of uranus huehuehuheuheu middle school joke my black roommate just sits in my room all day and watches videos of planes taking of holy shit its like living in an airport but lucky i am based and the basedgod and chin chin will be pleasedHOW TO BAKE BROWNIESDizastaMusic2013-09-22 | Accurate tutorial on how to bake brownies. They came out delicious.
tags: i found black pubes on my computer just now like literally before i was about to talk about some shit and my finger lands on the first key right next to a curly black pube and i was like wtf so i guess im writing about this now old yeller is my favorite comedy and michael vick and i have margarita mondays and watch the film on replay 8 times and he gets really excited and shits himselfANGRY BLACK MEN AND JAPANESE LESSONS (FILTHY UPDATE)DizastaMusic2013-09-12 | Franku explains the whole situation. Great videos coming soon ufufufufufu.
tags: i wanted to get ariana grandes attention on twitter so i killed my dog and took a picture of it and tweeted it to her saying "my dog died" so she would feel bad for me. she didnt respond but ill keep trying cuz i still have like 2 cats and a hamsterMILEY CYRUS - WE CANT STOP (PINK GUY)DizastaMusic2013-08-30 | After witnessing the VMA's, Pink Guy felt he needed to sing the song himself. He forgot his lyrics and messed up a couple of times but I hope you like it.
tags: i slayed the giant wise owl which ended up being the owl from winnie the pooh but i did it because i saw him trying to rape pooh and piglet which is messed up, not because its rape, but more importantly because piglet and pooh were already haveing sex on the DL so gotta protect their love you know? i dont even go to sleep anymore i just die for a couple of hours.DO THE SALAMANDERDizastaMusic2013-08-04 | A banger from filthy frank and his crew. do the salamander. a new dance consisting of rubbing your nipples and humping the air. EVERYBODY IS IN THE CLUB IS DOING THIS #BASED
tags: an old man with saggy tits and extremely versatile ballsack came gliding through my window at 2 am like a flying squirrel except he was using his flappy ballsack to glide through the air and maneuver himself like no other. he looked at me midair and said "just keep sackin' " like honestly he looked like a creepy aladin with a magic carpet attached to him and considering he was flying around in my room i realized how unsettling it was, despite his kind words about me pursuing a large flappy wind-sail-esque ball sackPINK GUY SINGS THRIFT SHOPDizastaMusic2013-07-23 | YALL ASKED FOR CLASSICS IMMA GIVE YOU CLASSICS. Something quick I threw together for you guys. More bullshit coming soon.
tags: i kneed a midget in the ballsacks and he screamed at an incredibly medium note. one time in science class we were talking about carbon footprints and the teacher asked who would leave the smallest carbon footprint and someone in the back muttered "midgets" lol i saw some faggots riding a canoe and i shot them and a bird shat on my raybans so i lost controll and ran into a portal diving space and time thus leading me to darkness. dank memeI HATE HIGH SCHOOLDizastaMusic2013-07-17 | franku senpai explains why he hates highschool. all offensive jokes are to be taken lightly (its fucking sad when it gets to the point where i have to put disclaimers all over the fucking place. shame on you.)
tags: i rammed a 16 GB asian kid down my ear to calculate the toll of the toll booth and he violently shook and pissed all over himself. in desperate need of another asian i went to the closest source of asians. an ivy league school or a tibetan community. both ends of the spectrums really. im so high. do dogs know when they're pregnant or do they kinda shit a litter of puppies and freak the fuck out "lol wtf ius comin out my ass"DICK PAYS RENT (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)DizastaMusic2013-07-06 | Santa's Brother and Pink Guy are back at it again with another hit song, DICK PAYS RENT. I played 5 seconds of this in the last video and you guys were dying to here it so here you go!
SANTA'S BROTHER: Bitches can't handle my shit, They get really excited when they see my dick, My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick, So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits,
Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled, The doctors say I have a disease, But I find that really fucking hard to believe, I hang dogs on trees so I can raise the ROOF, I turned around way too fast and knocked things off the shelf with my dick, Now it's really red and blue like lilo and stitch, Now it's really starting to itch, This beat drops like my balls at the age of twelve, My nipple shrivels up like a dehydrated elf, I shot an old man in the kneecaps x2 They call me moose knuckles, Because when I sit down, you can see my balls stick out like moose knuckles, I get diseases from the great sex, I'm coughing up blood so I'm gonna pass the mic
Pink Guy:
Bitches can't handle my shit, They get really excited when they see my dick, My dick pays rent, and my dick pays quick, So I got a little story that'll rattle your tits,
They call me mr fancy pants, with these nasty rants, They wanna get a little mr magic man, They want a little fire from the land Japan, So I give a little hell for these faggots man, I shake things up like parkinson's on these faggots with cars and rims, Cuz we're having a blast, like Kim Jung on his last lung bombing America son, yeah, You can't kill me, cuz Chin Chin is my lord, Fuck that I aint about the peace, I'm really all about that vaginal crease, Cuz I'm done with you assholes, you fail hard like you're missin a class tho, mother fucker I will kill you, mother fucker I will kill you,
tags: this gangster rap is literally so gangster that a thousand cigars will make its way out of your urethra while other surrounding penises will wear fedoras and scream stereotypical 20's gangster phrases like yees ya see? ya see? then you realize you're tripping on acid and you never do drugs again, but then again, what if we're normal when we DO take drugs. The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on man kind.i want to fuck a hornets nest hoping the swelling of tissue will increase the penis size and impress this girl i liked in kindergarden (that was last week)I HATE MEMESDizastaMusic2013-06-25 | I HATE MEMES AND PAPA FRANKU AND HIS TEAM EXPLAIN WHY. for those of you who do not recognize the irony in this video, please continue to make yourselves look stupid in the comment section below. enjoy!
tags: after the little girl was done with her surgery she said "but doctor, im still in a wheelchair" and the doctor was like lol april fools. when girls believe in horoscopes and tell me "oh im cancer" i always imagine them being hot school students by day and nasty abnormally large tumors by night.JAPAN SPECIALDizastaMusic2013-06-13 | A celebratory filthy frank japan special. enjoy.
tags: there's no such thing as the friend zone but there is such a thing called being a little bitch you neckbearded fucks i hung dogs from a tree to raise the ROOF and spread my excrement on a thousand garden gnomes to watch them slowly hate their lives only to find out that they were midgets so i feel kinda guilty and fly away on a giant magestic dick. bow down to chin chin. he will get you.PINK GUY - FRANK SAYSDizastaMusic2013-05-21 | Pink guy raps in the toilet + spectacular ending. I'll be back in japan soon so expect more videos you n00b.
instrumental name - "simon says" by pharaoh monch and "slam" by pendulum.
tags: Two places where you're allowed to shoot 12 year olds: Xbox Live and Florida. lol jk one time i flew a paper plane into some kids eye and called it eye one one. sometimes i feel like grabbing a an ice cream cone and beating colonel sanders' ass with it i was walking in the desert and thought the nomads were starwars charactersEVIL NARRATORDizastaMusic2013-05-12 | Frank and his friends encounter a terrible narrator who has actually been lurking in his room the whole time. STARRING DAVID ATTENBOROUGH FROM NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC.
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tags; so it has come to my knowledge that a lot of you particularly enjoy these tags. well guess what, right now it's just me and you. you. at the computer with your dick in your hand, drooling and playing mario cart and you're not even fucking winning, bro, what the fuck, koopa's castle isn't even that hard. this isn't fucking rainbow road, you just suck. sorry for getting carried away. u r gei. love, frank. i do these video's for you. just you. so love em.
tags: i ran across the saharan desert only to find three hundred substitute PE teachers timidly screaming ineffective words of encouragement like "you can do it" in the middle of the fucking desert while fingering each others mouths with corn bread so i asked them why they're doing this because they might as well be dead, holy shit i would kill myself if i was a substitute PE teacher vote for bush because he dodged a shoe back in the day on some 2009 shitASK FRANK #5 (PINECONES IN MY URETHRA)DizastaMusic2013-04-18 | I gave yall a nice long one doe. also, this video was too long to export in HD so if you don't like it, fuck you.
tags: adult swim or somebody should really fucking hire me by now because im sick of sitting in my room masturbating all day i had a tropical bird beak at my nuts for a good 20 minutes before making the connection that it was a wood pecker hahaaaaa! lol i have to write this long ass essay for my writing class and i havent fucking started because ive been making this bullshit instead so you better appreciate this i thought i was watching national geographic but it was just the NBACHIN CHIN (A SERIOUS VIDEO) HDDizastaMusic2013-04-08 | FEATURING TYLER THE CREATOR!!
so this video was actually taken down last week and i had to re-master it. yeah i know there are saved copies elsewhere on the internet, but this one was for my pride.
tags: if the world is actually ending i will go outside with a baseball cap and masturbate in a park-wait i already do that i fisted the first deer in -3987 BC and that's why they all walk like that. same thing with birds, why u think they bobbing their heads when they walk? they wasn't bobbing for apples back then ill tell you what!PINK GUY ELEVATOR PRANKDizastaMusic2013-03-23 | Pink Guy disturbs the unsuspecting public in elevators via hidden camera.
tags: i take shits in the hallways and whisper "this is why you stay in school" to the janitors i never tip at restaurants because the only tip i give is the tip of my penis when i slam it with a car door and it feels so damn good regardless of the tears and blood did you know back in france during the renaissance the whole royal family would watch the newly wed prince and princess conceive the new son and im like DAMN dats some live porn right there, i wish i was french LOL jk i really don't. so they call it a ROYALE with cheese? A ROYAL with cheese, my man. if you can tell me where this quote is from you gain my respectPINK GUY - BIG MAMA (OFFICIAL)DizastaMusic2013-03-08 | Pink Guy has some rhymes to share with yall. Good old hip hop is lacking these days so I thought I would contribute to the cause.
tags: I asked mom why i should never open that closet and so i opened it and a giant black eel came slithering out of the crack and it strangled me with its giant black slimy muscles. before i could fight it off a large african american man entered the room and screamed "hey thats my dick" whoooops if i could give birth to a thousand spiders and have them all crawl out of my ass and thats the best super power anybody could have like seriously try robbing a bank while i shoot spiders out of my ass i shot a dog on the way to work
tags: i ate cuban food and shat out a full grown baseball player. it turned out to be a parasite and it busted my car windows and ate half my doritos and i am upset. this video ends short like a midget at the races.I HATE HIPSTERSDizastaMusic2013-02-27 | An old fashioned rant. RUN BEFORE THE HIPSTERS GET YOU!!
tags: i smoked so much cow anus methane that it turned into one giant business man in a dildo lol literally as i am typing this we are asking a 22 year old to get us alcohol so i can't really think of anything fucked up right now hmmm let me think poon anal cavity hmm this is hard like my weiner why are there female cops lol i would rather lose money than go to a WNBA game
twitter.com/#!/FilthyFrankDO THE HARLEM SHAKE (ORIGINAL)DizastaMusic2013-02-02 | People were asking for the full version so here it is. Plus, it deserves it's own video.
SONG NAME: Harlem Shake - Baauer *ALL COPYRIGHTS go to Baauer or whoever is in charge. This is not my song*
Happy ji-had!
tags: sometimes i fist myself with two loafs of bread hoping to turn into an inside out really fucked up looking sandwich so i was walking down the street and this shit stain came out of the bushes and was like "HEY, WHERE ARE YOU STAIN TONIGHT?" and i responded with "HAHAHA THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS JK I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU" and i did lol my favorite vegetable is my brother because he was in a car accident.FILTHY COMPILATION #6 - SMELL MY FINGERSDizastaMusic2013-01-30 | a good old filthy compilation for you fools in school. this one's extremely filthy.
tags: dancing to black swann music like a real man only to realize you're gay and you're feeding huge clumps of wasabi into your asshole one spoonful at a time oh IT BUUUURNS but in the good way because when a centaur gets to a certain age, their penis starts talking and i was at this parade and one of the floats had this half-dead fat hawaiian guy screaming at the top of his lungs a whitney houston songs as his eyes bled kamehameha i slammed a baby on the edges of the furniture hoping i would find some candy ADULT SWIM SUCKS NOW THEY SHOULD HIRE MEHOW TO DUBSTEPDizastaMusic2013-01-22 | FOR THE PINK GUY FANS. PINK GUY TEACHES YOU HOW TO DUBSTEP WITH RED DICK. CHIN CHIN CHIN CHIN CHIN
tags: i masturbate to pictures of dead dolphins doing the macarena and screaming at little children piling up on the curb while business men with bluetooths cum all over them simultaneously screaming stereotypical phrases like "yeah im on my way jim" and "the stocks are looking great this year" damn right the stocks are looking good my dick gets rock hard just looking at that shit go up on the charts if scooby doo had rabies the show would be hilarious. Shaggy - "Hey Scoob" Scooby Doo - "TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL" and foams from his mouth lolTHANK YOU 2012 - FILTHY FRANKDizastaMusic2012-12-30 | GET READY FOR THE NEW YEAR BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO BE EXTREMELY FILTHY. This video really isn't meant to be extremely funny. Just wanted to say thank you for the fun year. NOW SCRAM YOU LIL FUCKERS.
tags: shoving a medium sized cactus up oprah's ass and watch her scream while fisting a rattle snake in the corn hole and video chatting with a large african man and jerking off to each other screaming at the top of your lungs and now your keyboard is sticky end of year 2012 explosive diarrhea has all the food of 2012 rammed up in there and now finally has the chance to blast out and make a shitty guest appearance literally knock knock, who's there, an IV machine, an IV machine who, I have diabetes please helpPINK GUY RAPS?!DizastaMusic2012-12-06 | Pink Guy shows us that he's not to be messed with. Just trying something new this time.
Pink Guy spits an original rap over the jazz instrumental Killing by The Apples
tags: I came flying down on a peruvian slave named stanley and he lets out a cry of triumph and im like shut the fuck up and get back to work WOAH what the hell was that did a dildo just fly past me? we are under attack and there are people going to wholefoods buying fucking carrots for like 14 dollars stupid hipsters no wonder they are so poor lol speaking of poor, this homeless dude came up to me on the train and was like hey give me your money and i was like stop being so rude and maybe ill give you some change, maybe its your fucking attitude that got you in this position in the first place huh? he looked at me and curled up into the fetal position and starts screaming out bob marley songs and thats why we should never smear shit on each others balls and walls.ASK FILTHY FRANK #4 (KILLING BABIES & POWER RANGERS)DizastaMusic2012-10-28 | You poontangs waited patiently, and here it is. I hope you guys have a terrible day, and I love you.
tags: i used to sit by a river and scream at the old puerto rican couple across so i could fight them. i had a sword, but they had a beards so i was no match for this black magic literally sometimes i curl up on the floor and pretend to be a pube omg i wish i was made out of bread because i could eat myself and die and end up in another dimension where everybody has dicks for legs and they have to be erect in oder for them to walk, otherwise they kinda flop around like fish. i could eventually bring a friend back from said dimention and put him though public school education and everyone would call him "danny dick-legs" lolTHE ALL MIGHTY PINK GUYDizastaMusic2012-10-21 | pink guy expresses himself through song and dance.
tags: this is the type of video that requires old women to do cam 2 cam nude chats and their grandchildren join in because i sometimes miss the company of an animal in my bed lol good thing i have a birds nest outside my window that i can stick my dick in at any time. the baby birds think im about to feed them but little do they know they are about to be mutilated by my 3 inch dick i wanted a brown friend so i called a cab and i love my ipod so much that i jammed my dick into the charger30 WAYS TO USE THE TOILETDizastaMusic2012-10-17 | Toilet humor taken way out of hand, and by hand i mean my ass.
i stand on the mountain and look into the distant sky only to see a giant horse cock flying straight into my eye socket and i realize im not even standing on a fucking mountain its actually a giant tit just ready to burst with joy i try not to move because the nipple is sensitive but then i remember my legs are made out of flacid noodles omg i cant move and the nipple is shaking omg my palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy theres vomit on his sweater already moms spaghetti i robbed a liquor store and felt my skin get more and more south american so i ran to texas and smacked my dick against a cactus and i thought this girl liked me but she actually liked my roommate so i full on slammed my face into a wall and turned into a ratchet elephant with a giant weave i grow carrots because they soften my asshole during labor
tags: i ride a giant tit to the volcano and rape all the native people while wearing togas made out of jewish foreskins so i show up in the club with a coat that says "i love eating poo" and a bunch of midgets pop out of the ground like fucking vegetables and beat the living shit out of me for no reason like seriously just because you can't vote doesn't mean you have to take it out on humans i like fat women because if the world ever had a food shortage I can eat her because human tastes good homeless people should join the military and get buff so they can start a league of homeless people and shit all over the rich justin bieber's vagina smells like dirtFILTHY FRANK DOES CHATROULETTEDizastaMusic2012-09-18 | Filthy Frank does chatroulette and dies slowly.
tags: i went on chatroulette and saw a dark man making a weird motion with his hands and i was like what kind of a gang sign is this but then i realized he was pleasuring himself with an ant eater which is awesome because ant eaters have super long tongues lol i grabbed a crowbar and jammed every wheelchair in the city which caused all the handicapped facilities to be unused meaning the economy sucksGANGNAM STYLE - PINK GUYDizastaMusic2012-09-06 | I made this because people asked for it. I have work to do, so please enjoy it. NOW RAPE ME.
tags: teenage mutant ninja turtles fucked me up the asshole and i shat all over the walls and i was going balls DEEP into a gorillas cunt yum yum i fucked the kid from jungle book and got a tattoo of a dick on my ass and because my ass it so hairy it just looked like a dick coming out of the jungle i breast feed children from my dick and they enjoy that shitFILTHY COMPILATION EPISODE #3DizastaMusic2012-08-12 | A new compilation for you filth. Enjoy!
TWITTER: twitter.com/#!/FilthyFrankHOW TO GET LAIDDizastaMusic2012-08-05 | Filthy Frank teaches you the important steps to getting laid. There will be no rest until everybody gets some ass.
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TWITTER: twitter.com/#!/FilthyFrankTHE AMAZING SALAMANDER MANDizastaMusic2012-07-28 | Thanks for watching these shitty videos. Here's some footage of salamander man terrorizing the public with his friend RED RANGER.
TWITTER: twitter.com/#!/FilthyFrankFILTHY FRANK DOES CINNAMON CHALLENGE (シナモンチャレンジ)DizastaMusic2012-07-11 | Filthy Frank does the cinnamon challenge + special update! STAY TUNED.
TWITTER: twitter.com/#!/FilthyFrankSALAMANDER MANS PUNISHMENT (Fireworks Up the Ass)DizastaMusic2012-06-03 | Salamander Man has been bad to the rest of us, so its time to punish him. Subscribe for more terrible/inappropriate videos! CHECK THE LINKS BELOW!
Twitter: twitter.com/#!/FilthyFrankPINK GUY OUTDOORS (feat. SALAMANDER MAN & RED DICK)DizastaMusic2012-05-28 | Pink Guy, Red Dick, and Salamander Man take it to the streets once again. Suck my dick!DANCING TO SKRILLEXDizastaMusic2012-05-13 | Pink Guy dances to skrillex's scary monsters and nice sprites.
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TWITTER: twitter.com/#!/FilthyFrankTROLLING JAPAN (全身タイツ現れる?!)DizastaMusic2012-04-26 | A video of Mr. Magic Man and Red Dick trolling the streets of Japan. Subscribe for 2 new videos every week.
Twitter: twitter.com/#!/FilthyFrankPINK GUY COOKING TO LIL B #BASEDGOD #RARE #BASEDWORLD #OMGDizastaMusic2012-04-15 | This is not a part of the weekly videos. I'm a huge fan of Lil B and I just had to do this. Peace.