zemaseAfter "Guess the Speed" comes "Guess the Scene"! I present eleven "Rocket League" situations to you, each one with four possible outcomes. How many are you able to predict? 🤔 Let me know in the comments! Good luck, have fun!
Soooo... you made it to the bottom of this description. BUT: What happens next...?! Well, you get to read a joke, yay!
Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisible. After attracting the bartender’s attention, the bartender says "Ok, I'll bite. Why are you invisible?"
Obama says "Well, I found a bottle on the beach and...then I rubbed it." "And then...importantly...A genie came out." "The genie said I could have...3 wishes."
For my first wish, I said "Let me say this, and this is profoundly important...I want Michelle to marry me...I love her,...and I think America will love her too." That wish was granted.
For my second wish, I said "Like all patriotic Americans, I am deeply patriotic...and I want to be President...of the United States...so I can serve my country." That wish was granted too.
And then, for my third wish, I started by saying "Let me be clear..."
Rocket League Quiz: What Happens Next...?! 🤔zemase2022-02-17 | After "Guess the Speed" comes "Guess the Scene"! I present eleven "Rocket League" situations to you, each one with four possible outcomes. How many are you able to predict? 🤔 Let me know in the comments! Good luck, have fun!
Soooo... you made it to the bottom of this description. BUT: What happens next...?! Well, you get to read a joke, yay!
Barack Obama walks into a bar, but he is invisible. After attracting the bartender’s attention, the bartender says "Ok, I'll bite. Why are you invisible?"
Obama says "Well, I found a bottle on the beach and...then I rubbed it." "And then...importantly...A genie came out." "The genie said I could have...3 wishes."
For my first wish, I said "Let me say this, and this is profoundly important...I want Michelle to marry me...I love her,...and I think America will love her too." That wish was granted.
For my second wish, I said "Like all patriotic Americans, I am deeply patriotic...and I want to be President...of the United States...so I can serve my country." That wish was granted too.
And then, for my third wish, I started by saying "Let me be clear..."Rocket League in 2030zemase2023-11-28 | rip 💀I created a Wordle for Music Videos (Musicvidle)zemase2022-05-08 | Play Musicvidle here: musicvidle.com
#MusicVidle #WordleMake art, not war. 💙💛zemase2022-03-10 | It's as simple as that. ☮️
#RocketLeague #SnowArt #shorts301 Darts, but KPH of goals are the points... 🎯zemase2022-03-03 | You probably know the standard game mode in Darts, right? 🎯 In this "Rocket League" adaptation, we battle each other to get from 301 to 0 the fastest, but with the speed of our shots! Trigger warning: this might contain some amount of kph mathematics...🔢 But we also spice it up with some Jokers! 🃏
You can play RL Darts "for real" on this map @Lethamyr created: youtu.be/YicFl1K08nw
0:00 Opening 0:47 1st Match (vs Jetwind) 3:46 2nd Match (w Jokers!) 7:01 3rd Match (vs F3W1X)
You came down from 301 at the top of this video description to 0 at the bottom - well done! You're treat for this accomplishment is a joke - enjoy:
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”Chat Read Out By a Robot! (Rocket League Plugin)zemase2022-02-03 | Tired of having to read in-game chat in "Rocket League"? Well, I have the thing for you then! A plugin that converts chat messages to speech - in a fancy robot voice. 🤖 Let me show you how this BakkesMod plugin works!
I will be playing with the plugin enabled on stream soon (maybe Saturday?): twitch.tv/zemase_rl
Thanks to rivques-4310 (Discord) for programming the plugin!
0:00 Opening 0:19 Explaination 0:50 Playing with plugin 5:55 Closing Words
Well, hello there, explorer of video descriptions! You made it to the very end of this one, so you shall receive a joke as a reward:
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window.
For a second, everything was quiet in the cab. Then the driver said, "Look, mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver — I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."ANIMATED Snow Art in Rocket League! 👋🐧zemase2022-01-21 | I changed the game... For the new Snow Art Competition from @Rocket_Sledge I wanted to draw something special. So I created the FIRST EVER SNOW ART ANIMATION in "Rocket League" (presumably..)! Here's the making of.
❄️🎨🗳️ VOTE for your 3 favorite Snow Arts: https://forms.gle/nqeZfxdEnVcAaT4aA WATCH Rocket Sledge's video: youtu.be/OjZiqdoTaSc
0:00 Opening 0:15 Snow Art Competition 1:13 Making the GIF 3:05 Final GIF
This is the end, my friend... Well, of this video description, at least. As a reward for scrolling down that far, here's a joke for you! "Make me one with everything," says the Buddhist to the tofu hot dog vendor. Then, after getting his tofu hot dog, the Buddhist hands the vendor a $20 bill. The vendor takes the money and begins helping the next customer. The Buddhist looks puzzled and asks the vendor, "Where is my change?" The vendor replies, "Change comes from within."Sideswipe Chat Stickers in Rocket League!zemase2022-01-07 | Those quick chat stickers in Rocket League Sideswipe are pretty cool, right? 😎 Here's what it would look like, if we were able to use them in the actual game... Bonus: I came up with some original new ideas for new sticker designs we totally need to have!! 🙌
0:00 Opening 0:39 Stickers in RL 2:28 New Stickers!
This is the end, my friend. But only of the video description. As a reward for your adventurous curiosity I shall present to you this little joke:
A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?" God said yes. The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?" God said yes. The guy said, "God, can I have a penny?" God said, "Sure, just a second."Rocket League Stadium Experience (Egg POV)zemase2021-12-16 | You're invited to watch a Rocket League game in the stadium! Get your ticket, search for your seat and sit down between the eggs in the audience to watch a five minute match of raw Rocket League. And don't forget to bring some snacks! 🌭🍿
This is the end. Of the video description. OG viewers of my channel know, what this means: a joke! Here it is - enjoy!
An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The fisherman replied that it only took a little while. The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish. The fisherman said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs.
The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
The fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos. I have a full and busy life, señor."
The American scoffed. "I am a Wharton MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then L.A., and eventually New York City, where you will run your expanding enterprise."
The fisherman asked, "But how long will this all take?"
To which the American replied, "Fifteen or 20 years."
"But what then?"
The American laughed and said, "That's the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich. You would make millions."
"Millions? Then what?"
The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your friends." —Andrew UdellClose One! (Epic Saves, Open Net Misses & Hilarious Fails in Rocket League)zemase2021-12-01 | Goal compilations are soo 2020... 🥱 Let's celebrate the moments in Rocket League that oftentimes get ignored from the spotlight! 🙌 Here are lots of epic scenes that just didn't want to end up in goal. Epic saves, hilarious open net misses and mainly bad luck. 😩
Oh, hello. You made it to the end of the video description - what a play! As a reward I shall present you this joke:
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative." A voice from the back of the room said, "Yeah, right."Drawing the Rocket League Logo IN Rocket Leaguezemase2021-11-12 | It's funny: Before this video I never really drew the Rocket League logo - now I've done that several times within a couple days. Am I able to draw it in-game? With a car driven on snow?! ❄️🎨🚗
0:00 Intro 0:38 Drawing vs. Bot 2:42 Drawing the Logo 5:52 Outro
YOU DIT IT! 🥳 Scrolled through the whole video description - ggs! Here's your reward: a joke.
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied:
"Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"13 SCARIEST things in Rocket League 😱zemase2021-10-29 | Hallo(ween) Rocketeerz! 🎃 Dare to check out the scariest things you can find in "Rocket League"? Are you really up for it...?! 😱 Here's my top 13 on the most scary stuff you'll find in-game. What should have made #14, you think?
P.S.: Probably gonna livestream a lot next week (first week of September), so better check out my Twitch: twitch.tv/zemase_rl
Wow, you're really brave! Not only did you watch these 13 scary things, you also dared to go down until the end of this video description. Lucky for you, cause here's a little joke hidden, waiting for your laughter:
Two blind people are visiting the cinema. First one: "I can't see." Second one: "Wanna switch seats?" *ba-dum-tss!*Who wins the Rocket League Skill Race? 🏁🚗🚙🏎️💨zemase2021-10-22 | I challenged @SoccerPenguin and @RyanGoldfishTV to a skill race in "Rocket League"! 8 challenges had to be done, but one after the other. Who will be the fastest to complete the last challenge and crown himself the victor?! 👑 And yes, this was terrible to edit, I hope the whole split-screen extravaganza didn't hurt too much...?
0:00 Opening 0:31 Challenges 1:13 SKILL RACE 15:50 Outro
#RocketLeague
JOKE
It was about time: Some people found my hidden jokes at the end of the video descriptions on my channel. So here you go - thanks for scrolling all the way down!
A man walks into a bar and it's empty - it's just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.
Illustration of peanuts in a bowl He hears someone whisper, "Pssst...I like your tie." The man looks around but doesn't see anyone.
"Pssst...that color looks nice on you."
He asks the bartender, "Excuse me, but...are you speaking to me?"
The bartender rolls his eyes and says, "No, sorry about that. It's the peanuts... they're complimentary."Spot the Differences in this Rocket League Quiz (Vol. 2)zemase2021-10-06 | How good are your detective skills? 🕵️ I've prepared some "Rocket League" images that seem to be identical but are not! How many differences are you able to spot? 🔍 And what do you think of this series and the changes I made to it? Let me know in the comments!
*orchestra starts playing* Welcome! Congratulations, you are one of the few people to reach the end of this video description. As a reward you get to read a little joke:
A man has a doctor's appointment. The doctor: "So, what brought you here?" Patient: "Doctor, it hurts everywhere. When I press my knee, it hurts. When I press my arm, it hurts. It even hurts when I press my belly..." "Well, I think I know what troubles you..." "What, doctor?" "Your finger is broken."Why you should subscribe to my Rocket League channel...zemase2021-09-22 | CONTEXT: I recently took part in the "Wave Dash" content creator contest (twitch.tv/videos/1146724909) for which I sent in two commercials for my channel. Initially I only wanted to re-use it as a channel trailer on YouTube, but since (A) I don't happen to have that much time at the moment to create other content, and (B) sadly only the short clip (youtu.be/G1RpciqmydA) was shown to the judges, I thought why not publish the original longer version here as a proper video? Some of the og subscribers probably know all the featured content already, but maybe some new arrivals (hey, guys!) have to catch up some content? And even if you already know everything - now you happen to have the perfect trailer to send to friends and foes to show off your favorite RL YouTuber you noticed before everyone else!
Hello Rocketeerz! 👋 Welcome to the channel. Here are some arguments why you should subscribe to it and tell everyone you know about it.
You did it! You reached the end of the description. Well done! As a reward you get a little (and bad) joke - sorry! xD
"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting c–" "MOO!"I Painted Jon Sandman in Rocket League (Snow Art)zemase2021-09-15 | Here's how I tried to draw @JonSandman in "Rocket League". What do you think? And what should I draw next? Let me know in the comments! And yeah, that mouth isn't really worthy, I know.... 😅
Oh, you really stuck with this description until the very end? Well done! Here's a little joke for you:
"I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up."Rocket League Quiz: Guess the Speed 5 (vs Joks)zemase2021-09-02 | How many points can you get and are you able to beat guest guesser Joks? 🤔 Welcome back to "Guess the Speed", the video quiz where you can demonstration your Rocket League knowledge and the quality of your ball read. Good luck! And don't forget to write your score in the comments! ✍️
Well, that was it. For this video description at least. Were you hoping to find something like... I don't know... a joke here in return for your effort in scrolling down? Well, you're right - here is one!
"The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me."Rocket League, but with new soundszemase2021-08-19 | Let's add some silly sounds to "Rocket League"! 🔊🤪 I didn't really plan to do two voiced videos in a row, but here we are. Five new sound levels for you! Which one did you like the most?
0:00 Level 1: What you see is what you get 1:06 Intro 1:22 Level 2: What the noise?! 2:34 Level 3: This is really childish... 4:07 Level 4: Kinda realistic. 5:00 Level 5: Ultra-realistic!
#RocketLeague
Wow, you opened the complete video description? What a hero! As a reward you'll get to read this joke (that once got awarded the funniest joke!):
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”
The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”The most demos WITHOUT boost? (Rocket League Challenge)zemase2021-08-06 | Did you know you don't actually need boost for demolitions in Rocket League? But it sure helps. I confronted 8 players from my Discord with the challenge to demolition with zero boost. Well, actually two challenges... Who will be the last man standing? 💥💥💥
0:00 Opening 0:57 Who gets the most demos? 6:30 Battle Royale 10:09 Outro
You still here?! Okay, okay... You probably know the drill by now. Here's your joke to make up for scrolling all the way down this video description:
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s pretty heavy and the other’s a little lighter.Rocket League Speedrun Bingo Challenge (vs Woody)zemase2021-07-20 | This was intense! I challenged @Woodyyyy to a "Rocket League Speedrun Bingo". Both trying to clear challenges from the same bingo card, blocking each other's attempts and getting to that sweet 5er-row. In this video I share my point of view, don't miss out on Woody's video (that's going to be published today as well)!
Hey, you made it! Reaching the end of the video description like a boss, well done! As a little gift I have this joke for you:
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "Did you hear about that outbreak of mad cow disease? It makes cows go completely insane!". The other cow replies "Good thing I'm a helicopter".69 Reasons to Forfeit in Rocket League 🏳️zemase2021-06-30 | Never ff too early! Miraculous things can happen in "Rocket League". But here are 69 reasons when you REALLY should think about forfeiting... 🏳️
What are you doing down here at the bottom of this description? Don't you have better things to do? Okay, here's a joke for you: A woman always gets visited by her lover when her husband is at work. One day the 9yo son hides in the closet to see, what they are doing. Suddenly the husband comes home and the woman pushes her lover into the closet. Son: "Dark in here..." Man: "Yeah..." Son: "I have a football." Man: "So what?!" Son: "You wanna buy it?" Man: "No, thank you." Son: "My dad's outside!" Man: "Okay, okay - how much?" Son: "250 Euro." A few weeks later the same thing happens, son and lover find themeselves in the closet again. Son: "Dark in here..." Man: "Yeah..." Son: "I have football shoes." Man, sighing remembering: "How much?" Son: "500 Euro." A couple days later the father turns to his son: "Get your football things and let's play!" Son: "Can't do, I sold everything..." Father: "What? For how much?" Son: "For 750 Euro." Father: "It's unbelievable how you just rip your friends off... ...that's a multiple of what these things cost new! We have to go to church now, so you can confess this!" The father takes his son to church, sits him in the confessional and closes the door. Son: "Dark in here..." Priest: "Oh no, not you again... stop it!"Spot the Differences Rocket League Quizzemase2021-06-17 | Can you find them all? 🤔🔍 Some of you may know that I made a few "Rocket League" spot-the-differences-images in the past. I always thought about trying to make a video out of it. Well - here it is! Do you think, it works this way? Do you think, it was a stupid idea? What would you change to make this work in video? Let me know in the comments!
You still here?! Okay, here's a short joke for you: What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus. *ba-dum-tss!*I painted the Mona Lisa in Rocket League (Snow Art drawing)zemase2021-05-28 | Making a snow art masterpiece in Rocket League by drawing on a snowy map. ❄️🎨
We hit 1K subs, yay! 🥳 Thank you so much for your support and taking the time to watch and share my videos. ❤️ To celebrate this milestone, I present you MY CREATOR CODE! Put in "zemase" in Rocket League to support me in-game. Thanks in advance!
Wow, you really want to see it all... Alright, here you go - a little joke for your time: What is green, little and has three edges? A little green triangle. ("boooh!")Quiz: How many kph are these Rocket League goals? | Guess the Speed 4zemase2021-05-12 | Quiz time! Are you able to know the speed of shots before the kph/mph number is being displayed on screen? Let's find out! It's been a while since my last "Guess the Speed" video, but most of you should know the drill by now: I present you 10 Rocket League goals and you have to estimate the speed of the shots. How many points can you get? Write your result in the comments, I'm gonna update the highscore in the thumbnail every now and then!
P.S.: Yeah, I re-used some cinematics from the previous issue, but it was just too sad to only have 181 people see it...
What's that? You're still around? Alright, alright - here's a joke for you: The forest animals party every day and get really drunk all the time. After another hungover day the fox says: "Animals of the forest, we can't go on like this. We can't be drunk all the time." So they decide, not to drink from this day forward. Next day, the fox does an inspection round. The bear's still a bit tired, the squirrel already jumps around a bit, everyone's feeling a bit better already. Only the rabbit sits at the tree and pukes. The fox says: "Rabbit! We animals of the forest said, not to drink anymore!" Rabbit: "Sorry... *hics!* I just couldn't bare those last bottles going to waste..." Fox: "Alright, okay, I'll let it slide this time. But tomorrow I'm gonna eat you, wenn you're drunk again!" The next day, the fox does his round again, getting friendly greeted by the bear, the squirrel is already hunting nuts again. And the rabbit sits at the tree again - totally drunk. The fox: "Dammit, rabbit! We animals of the forest promised each other, not to drink again!" The rabbit apologizes wildely so the fox says: "Okay, you get one last chance. But tomorrow, I'm really going to eat you, when you're drunk again!" Next day, next round. Bear and squirrel are doing spendidly, arriving at the tree, the rabbit can't be found anywhere. The fox searches for him in the area. At the local pond, he sees a tiny straw circling in the water. Irritated about the movement, the fox catches the straw and pulls it out. At it's end, the rabbit appears - totally drunk again. Fox: "OMG, RABBIT!" We animals of the forest promides, not to drink!!" Rabbit (speaking with a slur): "What YOU animalms off th forrrest do, iss all the ssssame to US fishes!!!"Playing Shuffleboard With Cars | Rocket League Taskmaster (5/5)zemase2021-04-30 | I challenged 5 YouTubers to play Shuffleboard with their cars. This is the grand finale of "TaskmastRL", my "Rocket League" adaption of the tv show "Taskmaster"!
This is it. The final task. The final challenge. The final decision, on who is going to win the whole show! ️🔥️🔥Who's gonna be the winner of "Rocket League Taskmaster"? See for yourself in this special task, in which all YouTubers battle each other in real time.
Had enough of five-parters? Well, here's a six-parter joke:
Person 1: You have 500 bricks. If you throw one off a plane, how many will you have left? Person 2: 499. Person 1: Correct!
Person 1: How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Person 2: That’s not physically possible. Person 1: Wrong, you open the refrigerator door, put the elephant inside, and close the door!
Person 1: How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Person 2: Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe inside, and close the door. Person 1: Wrong, you open the refrigerator door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and close the door!
Person 1: The whole jungle was invited to the lion’s party, but someone didn’t show up. Who is it? Person 2: I don’t know. Person 1: The giraffe, because he was inside the refrigerator!
Person 1: An old granny wants to cross a crocodile-infested river. But somehow, she crossed the river safely. How? Person 2: I’m not too sure about that. Person 1: She could cross it safely because there were no crocodiles! Person 2: But you said the river was crocodile-infested. Person 1: Yeah, that’s true, but you didn’t think about the fact that the crocodiles went to the lion’s party!
Person 1: Even though the granny was safe swimming across the river, she died. How? Person 2: The crocodiles ate her? Person 1: Nope, the brick hit her head.YouTubers RAGE while trying to draw on a map... | Rocket League Taskmaster (4/5)zemase2021-04-29 | Rocket League content creators CBell, Linkuru, Sledge, Striped and Wayton have to draw on a snowy map. But it isn't as easy and peaceful as it sounds... This is the 4th task of the series "TaskmastRL" in which I combine the tv show "Taskmaster" with "Rocket League". 5 contestants, 5 tasks, 5 videos. Enjoy!
0:00 Intro 0:30 Task 6:15 Discussion 11:31 Points 13:16 Outro
#RocketLeague #Taskmaster
Oh no, this video description already has come to an end, what a pitty! Okay, okay - here's one final joke: A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll you have?” The skeleton says, “Gimme a beer and a mop.”Challenge: Who has the hardest shot? | Rocket League Taskmaster (3/5)zemase2021-04-28 | In this task, it's all about power! 💪⚡ Our competetive content creators finally are shooting some goals. How hard can it be?! Have fun with this Rocket League challenge! Your Taskmaster, z.
0:00 Intro 0:37 Task 4:09 Discussion 7:00 Points 7:44 Outro
#RocketLeague #Taskmaster
Oh, well, hello! You must be joke-starving after this long way down here... Here you go: A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. “What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” she demands. “What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?” Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology. “You keep out of this!” she yells. “I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”YouTubers battle for the coolest RL item | Rocket League Taskmaster (2/5)zemase2021-04-27 | Why are our 5 contestants putting themselves into the trouble of impressing me, the Taskmaster? Find out in this second segment of the show! 🎁
Welcome to the inprint! This time: A joke! In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. “Will I die?” she asks. God says, “No. You have 30 more years to live.” With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. So since she’s in the hospital, she gets breast implants, liposuction, a tummy tuck, hair transplants, and collagen injections in her lips. She looks great! The day she’s discharged, she exits the hospital with a swagger, crosses the street, and is immediately hit by an ambulance and killed. Up in heaven, she sees God. “You said I had 30 more years to live,” she complains. “That’s true,” says God. “So what happened?” she asks. God shrugs. “I didn’t recognize you.”Rocket League Taskmaster: CBell v Linkuru v Wayton v Sledge v Striped (1/5)zemase2021-04-26 | 5 Rocket League content creators battle each other in 5 original tasks for up to 5 points each, which gets decided by me, the Taskmaster. Who is going to win? THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUE TASKMASTER!! 🙌
0:00 Opening 0:12 Intro 1:15 The Task 4:19 Discussion 6:56 Points 7:46 Outro
#RocketLeague #Taskmaster
Oh, wow, you scrolled all the way to the bottom?! Nice! Here's a joke for all your hard work:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. “I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?” The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”Playing 1s Until Im Ranked (Rocket League Season 3 Placement Matches)zemase2021-04-14 | 99 goals in 17 minutes! ⚽ I'm so sorry, but I'm not able to deliver a high quality edit video this time, cause I'm working on a really big project right now... But while you're waiting, I'll present you my 1s placement matches for Season 3 of "Rocket League". May you have more fun watching this than I had playing them... 🤪
#RocketLeagueGod mode activated in Rocket League | #Shortszemase2021-04-01 | This is one of the craziest ranked matches I always had playing "Rocket League"... 😮 You know these games, when EVERYTHING works out for you?
#RocketLeague #Shorts #GodModeHow to make Snow Art in Rocket League (drawing on a snowy map)zemase2021-03-23 | Did you know, you can make snow art in "Rocket League"?! ❄️🎨 Here's a little tutorial on how to draw images in-game and I'll show you how I painted my "Rocket Lisa“.
0:00 Opening 0:16 Tutorial 1:24 Snow Art Competition 6:02 Outro
#RocketLeague #SnowArtBlindfolded Rocket League: Can I score without seeing anything?zemase2021-03-12 | Finally I have an excuse for those open net misses... 😜 In this self-experiment I play "Rocket League" blindfolded. How long does it take me to score a goal and how will I perform against a beginner bot in the ultimative 1v1 test, without being able to see anything?! Let's see...
0:00 Intro 0:45 Setup 1:12 Can I score a goal? 10:36 Can I beat a bot? 15:21 Outro
#RocketLeague #BlindfoldedHow do points in Rocket League work? Don‘t trust the scoreboard!zemase2021-02-26 | The Rocket League scoreboard holds important information on the performance of players - but you shouldn't take those numbers too seriously. There are lots of soft factors you have to take into account to eveluate quality of play properly... 🔢🤓
#RocketLeague #ShortsAll sounds in Rocket League Rumble made by voicezemase2021-02-10 | Oops, I did it again... 🤪 I revoiced all sounds in Rocket League. But I have two new boost sounds for you and this time it's all about the extra mode Rumble with all it's exotic items. Hit it! 🥊 *BAM!*
#RocketLeagueOne Touch Rocket League!!zemase2021-01-28 | Rocket League, but you're only allowed to touch the ball once per play. Is this possible? I invited some fellow RL friends to test whether this original game mode would succeed my expectations. Have fun watching and replaying this yourself! ⚽
FYI: I forgot to save the replays for 2 matches, so the frame rate kinda sucks inbetween (games 2 and 4), sorry for that. Also the last title card hasn't been updated properly - such a noob-tuber, I know...
TIMECODES: 0:00 INTRO 0:47 RULES 1:13 v FLUFFALZ (1/3) 5:27 v FLUFFALZ (2/3) SD 6:53 v FLUFFALZ (3/3) 9:46 v GOLDFISH (1/3) SD 11:47 v GOLDFISH (2/3) 13:54 v GOLDFISH (3/3) 14:53 v RWALLIE (1/3) 18:04 v RWALLIE (2/3) 20:23 v RWALLIE (3/3) 22:18 OUTRO
#RocketLeague #OneTouchRocket League, but its Among Us, Mario Kart, Fall Guys & other games...zemase2021-01-14 | Hello Rocketeerz - we're 500!! 🥳 Thanks for all your kindness and support on the start of my RL journey. ❤️
In this video I mix up "Rocket League" with some modern favorites and all-time classics like "Among Us" or "Super Mario Bros.". It's game mashup time! 🕹️ What's your favorite of these? Write a comment, also if you wish for me to feature another video game title in one of my future videos.
#RocketLeague #AmongUs #FallGuysHow fast are these Rocket League shots? (Guess the Speed 3 Quiz)zemase2021-01-03 | How good are you at estimating the speed of goals in "Rocket League"? ⚡🤔 Write your points in the comments! And share this video to battle your friends, family and foes! 🥊 I'll edit the thumbnail every now and then with the current highscore!
#RocketLeagueCrazy Open Net Misses in Rocket League! (Fails and Funny Moments)zemase2020-12-23 | You should not miss this! 🎯 My Christmas wish is for you to sub to my channel... 🙏 Happy holidays! 🎄
#RocketLeague #DramaticRocket League replays: New features, tips & tutorialzemase2020-12-13 | The replay system in "Rocket League" is great, but I think it could be way better! So here's my thoughts on improving this tool with lot's of new features, as well as some tips and tricks using it. Welcome to the longest and most serious video of my channel to date - as this is my first tutorial, I'd be happy for your feedback! Do you like it? Too much information in too little time? Was everything understandable? Too little humor? Let me know in the comments! Thanks for watching.
0:00 Opening 0:47 Video structure 1:31 Basics: how to save 2:23 Basics: how to replay 5:24 Improvements: inside replays 9:08 Improvements: replay menu 11:46 Outro
#RocketLeague #TutorialSmash Mouths All Star in Rocket League (sung by Sunless, Musty & Co. without them knowing)zemase2020-11-25 | So yeah, I did this... Finally finished the Rocket League version of Smash Mouth's "All Star". Thanks for your kind words, colleagues (hope you don't mind me stealing them... 😉). What a pile of work that was for the last couple months, but here it is - hope you like it! 🎶 I'm trying to get that HUGE earworm out of my head now...
You probably know and subscribed to these awesome RL content creators already, but here are their channels (and of course there are a lot more increcible channels out there, that I couldn't implement this time):
#RocketLeague #AllStarRocket League Quiz: How fast are these shots? (Guess the Speed 2)zemase2020-11-16 | How many points can you get by guessing the speed of shots in "Rocket League"? 🤔 Let me know in the comments! ✍️ And challenge your friends for the highest score! 🔝
#RocketLeagueThe truth about that Est. 2015 title in Rocket League …zemase2020-11-06 | Where's my "Est. 2015" gang at? 🙌 Let me know your year of "Rocket League" access in the comments.
#RocketLeague #Est2015Movie spoofs in Rocket League (3rd place @ SunlessKhans RocketLeagues Got Talent contest)zemase2020-10-27 | What happens when "Rocket League" collides with some movie classics...? 🤔 And did you know that all my videos come in 4K resolution? 👀
#RocketLeagueHow to NOT get better in Rocket League (a beginners guide)zemase2020-10-14 | No dos, just don'ts. 🚫 How do I get better at playing "Rocket League"? Well, I can tell how you how you DON'T get better, maybe that is of any help...?!
#RocketLeague #rankupRocket League Quiz: Can you guess the speed of the shots?zemase2020-10-04 | How many points can you achieve in this? Did you qualify for my price? 🎁 Let me know in the comments! And pass the video on to your friends, foes and everything inbetween to battle them. 🥊
#RocketLeague #quizWhy Rocket League is the Best Football Gamezemase2020-09-23 | Send this video to all your friends who think, "Fifa" would be better than "Rocket League"... 🎮⚽🏆
#RocketLeague #Fifa21Rocket League but I make all the sounds by myselfzemase2020-09-10 | Rocketeerz! 🚀 It is with a hoarse voice that I can announce you the (assumedly) world's first "A CARpella" made with "Rocket League". If you need a sound engineer, Psyonix, let me know...! 🤪
#RocketLeague #acapellaOverly Dramatic Rocket League Match #3: The Comebackzemase2020-09-03 | Hey Rocketeerz! 🚀 At first an apology to my one-match-only teammate "FUWIA" who clearly has an "I" in his name which I totally ignored in the video... But hey, there's no "I" in Team, right?! Other then that prepare for a whole new ride through Hell's Kitchen! 🔥