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Produced by: Jonathan Beard (@jonathanbeardyman on Instagram)
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(This song is not meant to make fun of any talent show contestants that have had a sad life. It's a critique on the corporate machine that monetizes people's tragedy for entertainment)
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Cinematography/Editing: Chris Howard Trash Bois: Chris Howard, Robbie Rittman
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In all seriousness, this was a huge endeavor, and I'm so excited to hear what you all think! Thanks to my brother Jonathan for filming and editing help.
(Before you comment "blatant Paint rip-off", this was inspired by Paint, so that makes it okay...right?)
(Yes. I meant to say "cicle" instead of "circle". There was a deep and thoughtful reason for that spelling. I just haven't quite figured it out yet.)
If you’re filled with corporate greed Everything you’ll ever need Can be yours if you just hook them while they’re young
Look for their insecurities The children’s’ insecurities If you exploit them profits will incline Those pesky insecurities Just put their little minds at ease And it will always help your bottom line
If they feel lonely, tell them we’re their friend And if they feel ugly, our makeup we will send Just make them feel good inside then they’ll stay with us til they die
Regardless of their circumstance make them dependent on our brand Then once we’ve got them glued Their insecurities will make our dreams come true
We gotta stay one step ahead of investors Got to please the board We’ll buy everything we can afford And that’s everything
One step ahead of the lawyers Forget antitrust Now all your studios belong to us
Marvel Star Wars Fox is Now ours
We’re not being hasty We’ll grab them up like Kevin Spacey Twenty years from now everything you see Will be made by the big “D”
Look at this merch. Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you say that your life’s incomplete? Don’t you know how cool you’d be if you had everything?
Look at this shop filled to the brim With so many mouse ears and t-shirts and pins Looking around here you’d think I should buy everything
Simba plush toys? You’ve got twenty But who cares? No big deal You need more
So talk to your mom. Talk to your dad. Have them put their credit card in your hand And then you will see how you can be Part of our world
Let it go! Let it go! Just forget our racist past Let it go! Let it go! Stop putting us on blast We don’t care what you have to say About The Song of the South We’ll never release it anyway
Racial stereotypes. They unite us all. We can all point and laugh at those weird Siamese cats.
No, we’ve moved past those days. We’re progressive now. We made one princess black. Now get off of our back.
We love the Chinese and the Spanish too. We’ll take your culture and past and convert them to cash.
Yes, it’s the circle of corporate whites.
Hello, Walt Disney. I’m but a humble businessman I come before you offering my soul.
I need you, Walt Disney. I bow before your frozen head. I love the way you keep my pockets full.
I’ll never live up to your endless business acumen I’ll never touch kids lives like how you’ve done
And although Walt Disney, you may have been a Nazi man That’s quite alright. It’s not my place to judge.
I love you, Walt Disney. You are my one true king You are my messiah. I give you everything.