Godzilla 1985 - I Was Afraid to Love You Music VideoFoywonder2026-09-19 | Godzilla 1985 - I Was Afraid to Love You Music VideoTALES OF THE THIRD DIMENSION (1984) - VISIONS OF SUGAR PLUMSFoywonder2023-11-07 | ...DRACULA: LIVE FROM TRANSYLVANIA (1989) WITH GEORGE HAMILTON HIGH/LOWLIGHTSFoywonder2023-10-17 | Dracula: Live from Transylvania was a cheesy live television special hosted by George Hamilton that aired lived during the Halloween season of 1989. In between the handful of informative and interesting moments, the show was chock full of awkward statements and insipid comments, production on-air gaffes, and even the makers of the two-hour special seemed to have a certain degree of contempt for both the subject and the audience as they made the running theme of the show Transyvania sucks, vampires are stupid, and George Hamilton is made to look like a boob who would rather be doing anything but hosting this show.
***no rights given or implied***BANGIS (1996) FILIPINO PREDATOR HIGHLIGHT REELFoywonder2023-10-08 | A quick montage of scenes from the 1996 Filipino Predator knock-off BangisThe Bizarre Dragon Centipede Song from Devil Returns (1982)Foywonder2023-10-08 | In this scene from the 1982 Hong Kong horror flick Devil Returns, the protagonists go to a nightclub and enjoy a song with lyrics that have to be seen to be believed.
***no rights given or implied***OUR FRIEND, POWER 5 (1989) BOOTLEG NINJA TURTLES & GOBOTS MOVIE FROM SOUTH KOREAFoywonder2023-09-18 | Our Friend, Power 5 is a true crime against cinema in more ways than one. A bizarre mix of live-action and stolen animation with unauthorized use of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and GoBots that was made as little more than a commercial to sell bootleg Ninja Turtles and GoBots toys in South Korea. Enjoy this scene from the film's climax in which multiple copyright infringements come together.
***no rights given or implied***KHOONI MURDAA (1989) MONTAGE - BOLLYWOOD NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREETFoywonder2023-09-18 | While the Ramsay's 1993 Mahakaal is the more famous Indian copy of A Nightmare on Elm Street, it was preceded by 1989's lesser known Khooni Murdaa, a fun film that managed to "borrow" scenes and ideas from the first three Elm Street movies. See how many familiar scenes you recognize in this montage.
Maybe one day this will film will finally get an official release to non-Indian audiences.
***no rights given or implied***TAH TIEN (1973) - RARE THAI KAIJU MOVIE BATTLEFoywonder2023-09-18 | Montage of monstrous moments from the ultra rare 1973 Thailand fantasy flick Tah Tien culminating in a crudely constructed kaiju battle between a pair of supernatural titans. The film was directed by Sompote Sands, a name notorious to Ultraman fans.
*** no rights given or implied ***DEMON MONKEY (1988) MONTAGE - BARRY PRIMA BATTLES MONKEY MONSTERSFoywonder2023-09-18 | The fairly obscure and quite entertaining 1988 Indonesian horror flick Demon Monkey starring Barry Prima boasts a supernatural Sasquatch-like demon that makes numerous uproarious appearances, but there's still time for floating possessed dolls with laser eyes, some kung fu lumberjacking, bongo crotch native rituals, and were-monkey woman possessed by the evil. Here are few highlights from this Indonesian delight.PHRA ROT-MERI (1981) OPENING CREDITS - KAIJU OGRESS EATS ELEPHANTFoywonder2023-09-18 | The bizarre opening title sequence to Sompote Sands 1981 Thai fantasy flick featuring a giant kaiju-sized ogress eating an elephant.
***no rights given or implied ***PHRA ROT-MERI (1981) - GIANT OGRESS KAIJU RAMPAGE MONTAGEFoywonder2023-09-16 | The notorious Sompote Sands was behind this 1981 Thai fantasy flick that features a giant ogress kaiju attack. While a big hit in its native country, it has gone relatively unseen to the rest of the world. This montage highlight showcases the unique kaiju attack as the film's colossal ogress goes on a club-swinging rampage culminating in a rather comical demise.
***no rights given or implied***BALAWIS (1996) - FILIPINO PREDATOR MONTAGE OF MONSTER MAYHEMFoywonder2023-09-16 | Balawis is an obscure 1996 Filipino creature feature about treasure hunters who unwittingly unleash a mini-Rancor monster that goes on a rampage.
***no rights given or implied***Jushin Thunder Liger: Fist of Thunder (1995) - Monster Wrestling MontageFoywonder2023-09-16 | Japanese pro wrestling legend Jushin Thunder Liger starred in this obscure 1995 tokusatsu movie that combined his masked wrestling persona with the anime character that inspired his look by having be a pro wrestler who turns into a monstrous version of himself to wrestle another evil metamorph wrestling monster.
***no rights given or implied***Bikini Island Kill Count (1991) Swimsuit Slasher FlickFoywonder2023-09-16 | All the big kills from the campy 1991 slasher flick Bikini Island in which a mysterious maniac begins murdering the models and crew of a swimsuit issue photoshoot.
***no rights given or implied***WHEN YOU LEAST SUSPECT IT... DEMON MONKEY!Foywonder2022-06-09 | From the 1988 Indonesian horror flick Demon MonkeyDONNIE YEN BREAKDANCING WHILE GETTING DRESSED IN 1985Foywonder2022-06-09 | A very young Donnie Yen shows you how to show off your breakdancing and kung fu skills while getting dressed in the 1985 flick Mismatched Couples.LADY BATTLE COP (1990) - WOMEN WERE MADE FOR TENNISFoywonder2022-06-09 | No, that's not a joke. No, that's not a typo. No, that's not a translation error. Those really are the lyrics to the theme song from the 1990 Japanese sci-fi action flick Lady Battle Cop.THE WHIP VS. THE KILLER MUMMIES (1980) - WTF AM I WATCHING?Foywonder2022-06-09 | The Whip vs. The Killer Mummies AKA El Latigo Contra Las Momias Asesinas is a ridiculous 1980 Mexican action horror flick starring a Zorro rip-off with a bullwhip who battles Mayan mummies leading to this ludicrous battle in The Whip fends off lumbering mummies that keep clumsily falling over railing and did he really just try strangling a mummy with his whip? What the hell am I watching?THE WHIP VS. SATAN (1979) - FIRE! LAVA! GOATMEN! BULLWHIPS! OH MY!Foywonder2022-06-09 | The Whip vs. Satan AKA The Whip Against Satan AKA El Látigo Contra Satanás’ is a 1979 Mexican Western pitting the hero (an absolute rip-off of Zorro named after his trademark bullwhip) against a satanic cult inside an active volcano led by a villain in black goat cosplay armed with a flamethrower torch. This is cinema.THE SKULL SOLDIER (1992) - AMAZING RAZOR WIRE DECAPITATIONFoywonder2022-06-09 | Short clip from the violent 1992 Japanese superhero flick The Skull Soldier in which the rather cool looking hero shoots two guys dead with gas-powered fingers (Huh?) and then decapitates a man(nequin) with razor wire in the most ridiculously awesome way possible.MR. ED - 2004 UNSOLD PILOT MONTAGE OF LOWLIGHTS MR. ED - 2004 UNSOLD PILOTS LOWLIGHTSFoywonder2022-06-09 | One of the most ill-conceived unsold pilots ever may have been this failed 2004 Fox attempt to reboot the classic 1961 family sitcom about a man named Wilbur and his talking horse Mr. Ed that boasted a talented cast including the likes of Sherilyn Fenn, Sara Paxton, and Sherman Hemsley as the voice of the horse, but made the bizarre choice to fill the pilot with dumb sex jokes and an uncomfortable plot centered around Wilbur and Mr. Ed working together to save his teenage daughter's virginity from a horny, dimwitted jock. Who would want to watch this? No one, apparently, given Fox passed on the pilot. This 90 second montage showcases some of the highlights of the lowlights of the failed pilot that was Mr. Ed.Ghost Snatchers (1986) - Wild Skeleton Fight Would Makes Sam Raimi ProudFoywonder2022-05-01 | Two bumbling ghost busters enter the ghost world to defeat the skeleton of the ghost king in order to defeat an evil threatening the world of the living and the dead in this scene from the 1986 Hong Kong horror comedy Ghost Snatchers that almost managers to outdo Sam Raimi. Imagine if you combined Ghost Busters, Poltergeist, Evil Dead 2, and t Three Stooges; that's Ghost Snatchers.
***no rights given or implied ***Thrilling Bloody Sword - Three Mins of 1981 Taiwanese ChaosFoywonder2022-04-16 | Thrilling Bloody Sword is a very rare 1981 Taiwanese action-fantasy-horror melding of Snow White, Masters of the Universe, and Clash of the Titans with a healthy dose Asian mythology, inspired low budget insanity, and loads of copyright infringement music. A pity this film is so rare because it has a little bit of everything: sword & sorcery, monsters, wizards, witches, demonic statues, good faeries, 9-headed serpents, crazed frogmen, chicken-headed pterodactyl creatures, etc. Hopefully one day someone digs up a better print because as you will see from this rapid-fire three minute montage of pure mayhem it truly has to be seen to be believed.
+++no rights given or implied+++I GOT SOME EGGS!Foywonder2022-02-17 | Local TV preacher thanks his sponsors and in doing so uncorks what has to be the single greatest endorsement for Golden Corral you will ever hear.SLASH (1984) - Rambo Rip-off Rocket Launcher RampageFoywonder2022-02-17 | Of all the foreign-produced Rambo rip-offs of the 1980s, SLASH is one of them. But unlike a lot of wannabe Rambo's, when Slash finally has had enough and gets his hands on a hi-tech rocket launcher that makes space age "pew pew" sounds you better believe things are gonna blow up real good.Bollywood Childs Play - Musical Number KillFoywonder2021-10-31 | Sure, the Child's Play movies are great and all but Bollywood Child's Play has the evil Channi doll behind the wheel of a car with a kid murdering people intercut with a Thriller-esque musical number performed by a Michael Jackson/Prince wannabe. Try topping this, Don Mancini.The Beheaded Man (1991) Mad Scientist Lab Rampage - Insane Pakistani Horror - Sar Kata InsanFoywonder2021-10-31 | Sar Kata Insan (The Beheaded Man) was a hit in its home country of Pakistan back in 1991. A psychotronic movie with a little bit of everything (horror, sci-if, action, comedy, romance, musical numbers, religious messaging) about a man who has lost his head resurrected by a mad scientist and it only gets wilder from there. Especially in this scene in which the titular beheaded man is brought back to life and goes on a rampage in the scientist's lab.
No rights given or implied. Maybe one day this film will get released to Western audiences?Anak Pontianak (1958) Montage of Monsters - Shaw Brothers HorrorFoywonder2021-10-31 | The Shaw Brothers obscure black & white Malaysian 1958 horror flick Anak Pontianak is a cornucopia of creatures. In addition to the titular Pontianak (a wronged woman back from the grave as a vengeful vampiric witch), there's also a man cursed to transform into a were-monkey, a snake demon that turns into a devil-faced being with venomous stinger fingers, and an evil mad scientist who turns into a comically hobo-faced Mr. Hyde type that disembodies his torso and flies about like a manananggal of Filipino folklore. This one really needs to be properly subbed and brought to Western audiences.Possessed (1983) - Hong Kong Style Fried ChickenFoywonder2021-10-31 | Bizarre scene from the 1983 Hong Kong horror flick Possessed in which a possessed chicken goes berserk until-- Well, see for yourself.Khooni Murdaa (1989) - Bollywood Nightmare on Elm Street Mockbuster MontageFoywonder2021-09-20 | KHOONI MURDAA was a 1989 Bollywood knock-off of A Nightmare on Elm Street that wasn't exactly subtle about how it ripped off scenes from the Elm Street movies, especially the original and Dream Warriors. The Freddy of this film is Ranjit, a psychopath burnt to death while stalking a woman who returns for revenge as a a dream ghost demon. See if you notice any similarities between scenes from Khooni Murdaa and some of the Elm Street films.
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With any hope we can one day get a English-subbed US release of this ridiculous Bollywood mockbuster.Greatest 5 Seconds in Tokusatsu TV History - Hello, Space Ape - SpectremanFoywonder2021-07-05 | "Hello, Space Ape."Greatest Movie Background Extra Ever - Piranha 1995Foywonder2021-07-04 | The greatest, most hilarious movie background extra of all time from the 1995 made-for-Showtime remake of Roger Corman's classic Piranha.Darkman Unaired TV Pilot Clip 1992Foywonder2021-07-04 | Did you know there was a TV pilot for a Darkman TV series made for the Fox Network back in 1992? Do you want a good idea why the pilot never aired and the show was never picked up for series? Take a look at this clip when the TV Darkman (Christopher Bowen) confronts his archnenemy Robert G. Durant (who is still alive in the show's version of events and still played by the late Larry Drake).
No rights given or impliedJoe Bob Briggs Does Not Like Halloween III: Season of the WitchFoywonder2021-02-24 | A brief montage of Joe Bob Briggs from TNT's Monstervision letting the world know how he really feels about Halloween III: Season of the Witch. This is merely a snippet of the scorn he heaped upon the film that night and every time he was made to run the film. He really doesn't like it.King Kong vs. The Snake Phantom (1982) - Giant Buddha Kaiju Mortal Kombat ActionFoywonder2020-09-17 | Originally more accurately titled Golden Buddha Against the Snake Phantom, this 1982 Taiwanese martial arts fantasy culminates with warring armies fighting while a Buddha statue manifests a gigantic warrior god to battle the evil colossal snake king (or something like that). There is no giant ape in the film despite "King Kong" being in the title.
***no rights given or implied***The Incredible Kids (1988) - Child Defenstration WTF?!?!Foywonder2020-09-17 | Stuff you'll never see in an American film -- a small child getting thrown through a window and slammed through a small table. But, this is a Hong Kong movie from 1988 entitled The Incredible Kids about a quartet of child martial artists named Little Bruce Lee, Little Jacky Chan, Little Chuck Norris, and Little Rambo.Heteromorpha Centipede (2019) - Explosive Arthropod Diarrhea SceneFoywonder2020-08-13 | Okay, movie gods, show me something I have never seen before? Well, how about this scene from the 2019 Chinese creature comedy Heteromorpha Centipede in which the humans fight back against a giant man-eating arthropod by tricking it into swallowing something that gives it explosive diarrhea. Bet you've never seen anything like that before?
***no rights given or implied***Magma: Earths Molten Core - The Birdemic of Disaster Movies? - 2005 Cine ExcelFoywonder2020-08-05 | Magma: Earth's Molten Core was an extremely low budget Cine Excel disaster action flick made in 2005 about a city threatened by an erupting volcano and as far I can tell it has never really been released anywhere except maybe for a Japanese DVD. Perhaps it deserves some consideration given that it's practically the Birdemic of disaster movies, as evidenced by this scene of unintentional hilarity.
***no rights given or implied***Pituitary Hunter (1990) - Scrambled Subtitles SupercutFoywonder2020-05-29 | Pituitary Hunter is an insane 1990 Hong Kong thriller about (SPOILER!) a bullied Chippendale dancer dwarf turned masked slasher who takes his victims' pituitary glands to give to an outlaw doctor performing illegal growth experiments. Even more insane are the fractured English subtitles that were clearly translated by someone for whom English was not their first language. This supercut showcases just some of the scrambled subtitling that makes the experience of watching Pituitary Hunter all the more mind-blowing.
***NO RIGHTS GIVEN OR IMPLIED***Gary Daniels vs. Reptilicant (2006) - man vs. monster martial arts mayhemFoywonder2020-05-29 | Clip of the climactic martial arts battle between Gary Daniels and a reptilian alien monster from the little seen 2006 sci-fi action horror flick Reptilicant. The full fight scene runs about six minutes.
The plot concerns treasure hunters seeking a fortune in hidden diamonds on Alcatraz only to discover a shapeshifting space creature lurking within the walls of the abandoned prison. Daniels glues the diamonds to his fists for the final fight as diamonds are the only substance capable of penetrating the creature's skin.
No rights given or implied.Revenge of the Red Baron (1994) - Death by Puns (Tobey Maguire, Mickey Rooney)Foywonder2020-05-23 | Pun-ishing montage one corny one-liners delivered by the titular terrorizing toy in Tobey Maguire's first starring film: Revenge of the Red Baron. An utterly bizarre 1994 horror comedy billed as a family flick that's like if Child's Play's was a remote control Red Baron toy plane that comes to life possessed by the spirit of the actual Red Baron seeking revenge against the WW1 pilot who shot him down (Mickey Rooney) and his juvenile delinquent grandson (Maguire). In addition to killing you with inexplicably working toy machine guns, the Baron mostly kills you with some of the cheesiest one-liners you'll ever hear delivered in one of the least convincing German accents ever. SNL original Laraine Newman and character actor Cliff De Young plays Maguire's initially disbelieving parents who are also targeted by the Baron.Deafula - The 1975 Vampire Movie Done Entirely in Sign LanguageFoywonder2020-04-27 | DEAFULA was the first film made entirely in American Sign Language with voiceover and music added for those not hearing impaired. Rather than a straightforward retelling of Dracula, writer/director/star Peter Wolf crafted a truly unique and unusual black & white arthouse horror movie about a theology student who discovers he is the son of Dracula and begins transforming into a vampire himself. This very obscure motion picture is the first and only film presented in Signscope.
No rights given or implied.Thunder of Gigantic Serpent - The Saga of Ting Ting and MozlahFoywonder2020-04-18 | Brief montage from the 1988 Godfrey Ho kaiju hodgepodge Thunder of Gigantic Serpent telling the horrifyingly heartwarming saga of a little girl named Ting Ting and her pet snake Mozlah that keeps growing to Godzilla proportions and in order to save the girl from bad guys destroys Hong Kong killing countless innocent people. Like Lassie on acid.Exterminator City (2005) - Robot Puppet T&A Cyberpunk InsanityFoywonder2020-04-14 | Montage of the obscure wacko 2005 sci-fi horror flick Exterminator City. Hardboiled robot detectives hunt for a psychotic robot pest exterminator turned serial killer of buxom women (such as Julie Strain and Brinke Stevens) suffering from hallucinations of religious grandeur. Imagine if you combined Philip K. Dick with Jess Franco and Russ Meyer. A truly strange acid trip of a movie just waiting to be rediscovered by cult film fans. Written, directed, and produced by Clive Cohen (his only film).
no rights given or impliedNIGHTWARS (1988) - A Nightmare on Elm Street meets Platoon - Deadly Prey - Dan Haggerty - A.I.P.Foywonder2020-03-28 | Highlight video of the 1988 supernatural action flick NIGHTWARS about Vietnam veterans dealing with something worse than flashback when a crazed former platoon member turned Viet Cong torturer begins trying to kill them in their dreams. To defeat him and end the nightmares they must stage a dream world commando raid to rescue their buddy they left behind during the war. Dan Haggerty plays the psychologist helping them deal with their PTSD. A Nightmare on Elm Street meets Platoon in this insane Action International Picture production courtesy of David A. Prior, the director of the cult classic Deadly Prey.Laughably Disturbing Ninja Turtles and The Simpsons Halloween Costumes - 1990 Local News StoryFoywonder2020-02-01 | A local TV news story from October 1990 about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Halloween costumes and apparently there's a big difference between officially licensed and bootleg TMNT costumes. To be more specific, the bootleg Ninja Turtle mask is laughably disturbing. Stick around to the end to see a Bart Simpson mask that is also the stuff of nightmares.Tornadoes - The Silent Killer (Atomic Twister 2002, Carl Lewis)Foywonder2020-02-01 | An all-time favorite WTF cinematic moment from the 2002 TBS TV movie Atomic Twister in which a security guard gets ambushed by that most silent of predators - a tornado. And the guard incapable of outrunning the twister is played by nine time Olympic track & field gold medalist Carl Lewis.The Chickens Greatest Bits VHS Commercial - San Diego ChickenFoywonder2020-02-01 | Television commercial for the San Diego Chicken's Greatest Bits VHS video. Circa 1992-1993.Elvira, Mistress of the Dark intros Attack of the Killer B-Movies - Halloween 1995 - MST3KFoywonder2019-10-22 | Attack of the Killer B-Movies was a 1995 NBC Halloween night special in which Elvira, Mistress of the Dark hosted with Dustin “Screech” Diamond from Saved by the Bell, along with other stars of NBC's Saturday morning live-action teen shows: Kelly Packard, Natalia Cigliuti, William James Jones, and Megan Parlen. Frank Coniff AKA TV's Frank from Mystery Science Theater 3000 wrote the jokes for this special that saw Elvira and friends riff on cut-down, colorized versions of The Wasp Woman, Killers from Space, Monster from Green Hell, and Navy vs. The Night Monsters. I believe that Halloween nights airing was it's one and only ever broadcast.
Oh, and if your lottery numbers are 082 or 1013 you might still be able to claim your prize.Cry Wilderness TV Ads - 1987 - Bigfoot Movie - MST3KFoywonder2019-10-18 | As seen on MST3K, but did you know the ludicrous little known, little seen 1987 family Bigfoot flick Cry Wilderness actually got as limited theatrical release? Me neither until I happened up these two TV spots in the commercial breaks of an old pro wrestling show. What are the odds?
"A Bigfoot-type creature befriends Paul, a young student. His father is a park ranger trying to capture an escaped tiger. Everyone in town is on edge and wants the tiger killed. David tries to keep Bigfoot a secret."Warrior of the Lost World TV Spot - 1983 Robert Ginty Mad Max WannabeFoywonder2019-10-18 | Very rare television commercial for Warrior of the Lost World, a Max Max knock-off from 1983 starring Robert Ginty as a futuristic nomadic mercenary on a high-tech motorcycle out to save Persis Khambatta from an evil Orwellian tyrant played by Donald Pleasance.