Uploaded September 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Five seconds? More like zero seconds! Summer is over. Time to get back to grind, like it or not. So you better look good! Your clothing is an outward expression of your personality -- one fashion faux pas and you're doomed to a year of lonely lunches and long silent walks home. Sound harsh? LIFE IS HARSH. DEAL WITH IT.
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LYRICS:
Hey, hey, hey, hey
[VERSE 1]
Summer’s out, back to school now
Mom says I don’t know how to pick school clothes on my own
Don’t want her help
Just wanna blend in this year, no I don’t need to stand out
I look like, a clown. It’s not so funny
[CHORUS 1]
I look so stupid standing here
In this embarrassing apparel she made me wear
And you can tell, I’m dressed by mom
The school year’s off to a shaky start
I just fell into a ditch on the social chart
And I don’t know, if I’ll climb out
Help me! Help me please! Crazy! They hate me!
[VERSE 2]
This shirt is foul, is it a blouse?
Cuz it’s got the same pattern as we do on our couch
Without a doubt, my classmates laugh and point, they’re thinking
That I went shopping at the shop of thrift
Right after Macklemore already got to it
And now there ain’t nothin’ cool
Just cargo pants, and Crocs for shoes
[CHORUS 2]
I look so stupid standing here
In this maraschino cherry vest with tons of flair
And you know now, I’m dressed by mom
These capris pants, straight from 2004
Like they were picked up off of Ashton Kutcher’s bathroom floor
My rep is gone, I blame my mom
Five seconds? More like zero seconds! Summer is over. Time to get back to grind, like it or not. So you better look good! Your clothing is an outward expression of your personality -- one fashion faux pas and you're doomed to a year of lonely lunches and long silent walks home. Sound harsh? LIFE IS HARSH. DEAL WITH IT.
Download the song!
goo.gl/Kf74Te
Check out Smooth-E on YouTube:
youtube.com/suburbanhomeboy
LYRICS:
Hey, hey, hey, hey
[VERSE 1]
Summer’s out, back to school now
Mom says I don’t know how to pick school clothes on my own
Don’t want her help
Just wanna blend in this year, no I don’t need to stand out
I look like, a clown. It’s not so funny
[CHORUS 1]
I look so stupid standing here
In this embarrassing apparel she made me wear
And you can tell, I’m dressed by mom
The school year’s off to a shaky start
I just fell into a ditch on the social chart
And I don’t know, if I’ll climb out
Help me! Help me please! Crazy! They hate me!
[VERSE 2]
This shirt is foul, is it a blouse?
Cuz it’s got the same pattern as we do on our couch
Without a doubt, my classmates laugh and point, they’re thinking
That I went shopping at the shop of thrift
Right after Macklemore already got to it
And now there ain’t nothin’ cool
Just cargo pants, and Crocs for shoes
[CHORUS 2]
I look so stupid standing here
In this maraschino cherry vest with tons of flair
And you know now, I’m dressed by mom
These capris pants, straight from 2004
Like they were picked up off of Ashton Kutcher’s bathroom floor
My rep is gone, I blame my mom
