[YTP] 90s commercials kidnapped my dog and then THIS happened noisepuppet 2021-05-02 | It's true. Woo.
[YTP] Dooting Days and Donuts noisepuppet 2020-10-31 | The vastly underrated An Heroic Hippo did this one first.youtube.com/watch?v=BFOBMObm0KQ
Wavy News 12/15/2019 (19-016) noisepuppet 2019-12-17 | Now that the big work thing is over, I can do these again. Naturally, all that seemed to be happening on Sunday the 15th was protests and death. Throw dollars at my face here:http://www.patreon.com/noisepuppetJoker image courtesy of someone named ColonelPokemonMaster on imgur.
[YTP] Judge Your Beans and his Court of Illegal Law noisepuppet 2019-12-15 | Thanks everyone for your support, even if it's just watching and commenting. It means a lot.patreon.com/noisepuppet
Noisepuppet Patreon Fanfare ft Magnified111 noisepuppet 2019-12-08 | Words and vocal performance by Magnified111. Music and pictures by me. Patreon page is up atpatreon.com/noisepuppetFor now, it's just a tip jar, but the podcast with Magnified and me is due out around Christmas, and there will be several Patreon support tiers. Thank you all for your support and encouragement. You couldn't possibly know how much it's meant to me.
Wavy News 11/28/2019 (19-015) noisepuppet 2019-11-30 | Balloon mayhem and special holiday ugly logo, or holiduglo.
Wavy News 11/24/2019 (19-014) noisepuppet 2019-11-27 | News from Sunday. Turdish militia update. Protests. Coast Guard rescues tiny survivors from tiny shipwreck.
from Wavy News: Science, Isnt It? (19-001) noisepuppet 2019-11-23 | The first in a series of little science spots from Wavy News. Source: VOA's Science in a Minute. Slammed at work until mid-December, but will still be uploading. I'm thinking of making these a feature of the upcoming subscriber-only podcast. OMG a podcast is in development! Called Newspuppets, plural. I'm in talks with top notch voice talent to co-host it with me.
Wavy News 11/14/2019 (19-013) noisepuppet 2019-11-16 | Mostly turkeys. Note: The date in the title is always the date of the source VOA Radio newscasts, if you're ever interested in looking them up. They're five minute newscasts, aired on the hour, so that there are 24 different ones in a day, with several different anchors. My source is usually one airing between 5 and 10 AM Eastern. Sometimes I use two different hours with the same anchor, but usually it's just one. Now and then, it's a later one. These are archived at archive.org and can also be found at the VOA Radio website.
[YTP] Tommy McSober gets wrecked and wrecks Texas noisepuppet 2019-11-14 | He drunk fifty liquors and passed the drivination test
[YTP] Small Town Soviet America noisepuppet 2019-11-09 | The next ordinary American you encounter could be a gnome, or worse, a mime. Or a mechanical student, or bees, or a molester of sea creatures hiding a microphone in his lower GI tract.
Wavy News 11/6/2019 (19-010) noisepuppet 2019-11-07 | EPISODE 10: A STUNNING REVERSAL LASREVER GNINNUTS ACan 11,000 armed scientists stop a nuclear mutated Joe Biden from groping tiddies down in Mexico? Spoiler alert: no.
Wavy News 11/4/2019 (19-009) noisepuppet 2019-11-05 | Congress comes to blows. Iran lends us 48 ears. Honk honk. International Space Station found.
McBonus: pirate placekicks nuggets to a jazz rhythm for 4 and 1/3 minutes noisepuppet 2019-11-04 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers kicker Martin Gramatica boots a clutch 53-yarder to pull ahead of NFC rivals the Atlanta Falcons with less than a minute remaining.
Wavy News 11/01/2019 (19-008) noisepuppet 2019-11-01 | All about yesterday's Halloween revelry, President Morrison, turkey-on-duck violence, etc.
Wavy News 10/31/2019 (19-007) noisepuppet 2019-10-31 | Happy Halloween. Internet kills millions. Panera flattened.
Wavy News 10/29/2019 (19-005) noisepuppet 2019-10-29 | Honk honk, sick and depraved. [Cue laugh track]
Wavy News 10/28/2019 (no. 19-004) noisepuppet 2019-10-28 | Abu Babu Burger Daddy. Got this one out same morning.
Wavy News 10/26/2019 (no. 19-003) noisepuppet 2019-10-27 | Washington pulls troops out of the World Series.
Wavy News 10/24/19 Turkeys and ghosts (no.19-002) noisepuppet 2019-10-25 | Dead ppl found in mausoleum
Wavy News #1901 10/23/19 Turkeys demand democracy (no. 19-001) noisepuppet 2019-10-24 | Less intense and obscene than YTP, and audio only. Thinking about making a regular thing of it, maybe put stuff like this on a separate channel, leave this channel for YTP. Maybe even publish the audio mashups as a podcast. Thoughts?
[YTP] Crustal Poopsy Sales Sales Profits Sales noisepuppet 2019-10-20 | 11.2k subscriber spectacular!!
[YTP] Bourgie Nights News Desk 80s noisepuppet 2019-04-25 | This is from my hometown the year I finished high skooks
[VHS find] Inside the Edwards Aquifer 1992 pt1 noisepuppet 2016-05-31 | Hydrogeology. I upload something serious for once.
[YTP] This took me HOURS noisepuppet 2016-05-16 | Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike
[VHS find] Super Slicer Secrets 1994 noisepuppet 2016-05-16 | 35 minutes of cheezy plastic mandoline slicer instruction! Huzzah!
[VHS find] Dinosaur! Christopher Reeve 1985 noisepuppet 2016-05-15 | There's a 5 year old upload of this already on YT, but I think this will look slightly better, and it has some goofy trailer junk at the front.
[VHS find] Home Poultry Flock Management 1987 noisepuppet 2016-05-09 | The rarest of the rare! Here is the sought-after 1987 Penn State U. video on keeping chickens for fun and profit. You won't find this one anywhere else! My name is Ozymandias, king of kings!
[VHS find] Food Service Sanitation noisepuppet 2016-05-09 | About 18 minutes of training wholesomeness released January 1996 from a gigantic chain restaurant conglomerate. I have 50 more minutes of this crap, but my capture program breaks it into 4GB chunks, and I think Part 1 is enough. This is the first time I'm trying my Panasonic DVX100b in analog pass-through mode, essentially as a capture card. The tape has some anti-copy encoding on it, and my cheap ez-cap clone couldn't handle it (by design, i suspect). But the digital camcorder eats it right up. Use this footage in things, please.
[YTP] Mad dogs and English lessons noisepuppet 2016-04-01 | Conversations with malfunctioning androids.
[VHS find] Twist n Go Styling Magic 1994 noisepuppet 2016-02-15 | Someone YTP this bad source plz. It's fuggin magic.
[YTP] Learn 12 kinds of DOS and throw up noisepuppet 2016-01-22 | The source audio was really horrible so I gave up kinda fast. HAPPY FRIDAY
[YTP] Vote 4 Toot noisepuppet 2016-01-20 | Such wretchedness as has never been witnessed by human senses.
