Endless Jess
Manchild Marsh - Endless Jess
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I sound echoey as shit in this cuz Gargak's thing picked up both of us. DEAL WITH IT.
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spooky streams: twitch.tv/endlessjess
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spooky streams: twitch.tv/endlessjess
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This was filmed earlier in the year and patrons got to see it before you did. If i were you i'd be jealous. It's the last video from Basement House, hopefully the last on this subject, and probably the last in this style because i have nothing left to prove in the genre of yelling and screaming. More stuff on Patreon. The rest of you, see you in a hundred years or something.
Help. Let me Ou- oh shit i'm gonna need a new catchphrase!
There are also some slight spoilers in here but i mean come on the game is technically 20 years old. You should know this stuff already and i have great disdain for young people so if you complain you get an F-.
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other videos where i talk about kingdom hearts -
how to no kindum harts - youtube.com/watch?v=6r6ds6iVAqs
e3 video from last year - youtube.com/watch?v=zzg9dEzQrNg
And if for some ungodly reason that's not enough of me shitting on kingdom hearts for you there's more on my patreon.
Please don't take this crap seriously, I'm just doing my job. It's okay to like things.
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QnA timestamps:
1:18 - how are you doing tonight?
17:26 - whats something that made you happy recently?
22:29 - Do you need a hug?
33:44 - do you have any more rap songs coming out, and also do you release more on patreon?
41:30 - "release more on soundcloud, shore was great"
42:05 - wasn't jess publicly executed on twitter?
43:50 - do you ever think about sorting something and then don't do it?
59:53 did you see spider-verse?
50:06 - my cool idea for a daredevil game
These highlights are from a random secret stream that i put on with no warning for a total of like 11 people on 1-17-2019. Full stream will be archived for patrons.
see my very sporadic lets plays on the blue glow:
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Or see much more frequent exclusive lets plays on patreon (including stream archives and extended highlights):
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Yes i'm linking my patreon twice, what are you waiting for why won't you help. Let me out?
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More Christmas Specials That Rule: dailymotion.com/video/x3kxonz
Slight spoiler from 7:24 - 9:25
Good Boi Dean video by Eleanor Winter: youtube.com/watch?v=nI5dxcAW4Wk&t=77s
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Also here's my lets play channel which does not currently but will hopefully someday have a consistant upload schedule.
youtube.com/channel/UCWROP3uWU7LlCsWdU-uv3OQ
Part 2: dailymotion.com/video/x6nxhhe
Part 3: dailymotion.com/video/x6nxpac
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beat: youtube.com/watch?v=ba9jEkTQRrE
lyrics:
Name's Kratos, lookin like a grey ghost
i slay the most foes, then raise a toast
to war
i'm sore, old, cold, and poor
i've fought gods before, and i might fight more
skin white like snow, if you know the lore
and if you don't know bro let me row my oar
tellin tall tales cause there ain't no whales
boat banter, taking jormungandr scales
it's a little bit embarassin, i pale in comparison
to my old self, raisin hell with my garrison
top commander, a Spartan general
i hop and slam her apart in rental
it's mental how much sweet Greek pussy
i was skeetin on, beatin on the meak weak wussies
i was killing everybody takin over the place
till i got my ass kicked, and punched in the face
Boy, listen.
I got some information bout our mission that you're missin
Listen, Boy.
I got a little story that you might enjoy
That's right. Your dad,
you're dear old Pa is tha God of War
it might sound odd but i'm tellin you the truth
cause I'm also... the God of Lore
Scary barbarian ready to slam
my damn head into jam so i said this command
to the lord, "holy crap, help me out, God of War,
if you help me fight then my life is yours!"
Ares came from the sky lookin pissed
rippin into everybody's shit and my wrists
got chained with the scary blades seared to my flesh
so i swang and chopped that barbarians neck
now i got a job workin for the war god
implored by the oath that i swore to kebab
assasination, all over the nation
moral code grey like a Sony Playstation
slaughtering a temple one night i went wild
accidentally stuck a sword through my wife and child
and i saw to my horror there was gore on my hands
and my family on the floor, man i didn't understand
"It was all my plan, you idiot jerk
now do as i command, and get back to work"
even worse i was cursed, Boy look at my skin
you think the story's over but it's ready to begin
By the gods... What have I become?
By the gods... I'm sitting in a boat with my son
By the gods... I gotta learn how to be a good dad
By the gods... With the bushiest beard I've ever had
God of War, God of Lore
Rowing in my boat I'm the God of Oar
Park it on the beach I'm the God of Shore
A million sequels I'm the God of More
Walk into a room I'm the God of Door
Shootin in your womb I'm the God of Whore
Buying new runes I'm the God of Store
Heal a pig's wounds I'm the God of Boar
Axe to your face I'm the God of Gore
Hiding my swords I'm the God of Floor
Bonding with my son I'm the God of Rapport
Athena go away! I'm the God of Ignore
Take a little nap I'm the God of Snore
Thor's at the door that's God of War 4
Game of the year... God of Score