Homer: "Just a minute, don't hang up! Yello? You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a towel."
Tricky
The Simpsons, from S05E12 ("Bart Gets Famous").
Homer: "Just a minute, don't hang up! Yello? You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a towel."
Homer: "Just a minute, don't hang up! Yello? You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a towel."
updated 7 years ago
Homer: "Just a minute, don't hang up! Yello? You'll have to speak up; I'm wearing a towel."
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Bart: "Hey, hands off my pickle!"
Homer: "I don't see your name on it, boy."
Bart: "No, but-" slurrp
Homer: "Oh yeah? Check... mate!"
Bart: "Always thinking two moves ahead."
Dr. Hibbert: "Now, what you see here is the radioactive dye we injected, flowing through your husband's circulatory system."
Nurse: "But doctor, I haven't injected the dye yet!"
Dr. Hibbert: "Good lord."
Homer: "Hi!"
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Homer:
"Alright, I know how to handle this. Just use a little reverse psychology.
Let's go Marge, leave the baby with his little crib."
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Marge: "I'm afraid we're going to need a bigger place."
Homer: "No, we won't. I've got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart's crib, and Bart can sleep with us until he's 21."
Marge: "Won't that warp him?"
Homer: "My cousin Frank did it."
Marge: "You don't have a cousin Frank."
Homer: "He became Francine back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu / Shibubu now."
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Kent Brockman: "Good evening. Springfield is still grappling tonight with the departure of Reverend Timothy Lovejoy, local bible nut. How is our community coping with this spiritual vacuum? Let's ask Arnie Pye in the Sky!"
Arnie Pye: "You wanna know what I see, Kent? I see a slow news day with nothing to fill it!"
Kent Brockman: "Arnie, you're supposed to be filming people coping with the loss of their church!"
Arnie Pye: "And how am I supposed to do that? Do I have a magic lens that can see into peoples' souls? Well, yours would be BLACK, Kent! Black as the ace of spades!"
* technical difficulties *
Lenny: "Heyyy! Sit on it!"
Carl: "Lenny, 50's day is next Wednesday..."
Lenny: "I gotta go home and change!"
Marge: "And what would you like for appetizers?"
Homer: "Ooh, appetizers."
Bob: "Well, Homer, you seem to be a trencherman. What should we serve?"
Homer:
"Well, you can't go wrong with cocktail weenies! They taste as good as they look, and they come with this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!"
Studio Chief:
"Uh, this studio has a lot of history. Buddy Holly stood pn this spot in 1958 and said, 'There is no way in Hell that I'm gonna record in this dump.'"
0:00 S08E13 "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"
"You have my undivided attention"
Three animated animals play "Turkey in the Straw" as heard in the Mickey Mouse cartoon Steamboat Willie.
0:12 S15E02 "My Mother the Carjacker"
"You always go with your gut.
This time, why don't you listen to your brain?
All right, I will.
( Clarabelle Cow plays "Twelfth Street Rag" on ukulele )
That's why I don't listen to my brain."
The ragtime song "Twelfth Street Rag" was composed by Euday L. Bowman in 1914. It can be heard as the background music on the cartoon series SpongeBob SquarePants.
0:15 S04E22 "Krusty Gets Kancelled"
"I'm gonna use all the power of my brain"
0:23 S21E09 "Thursdays with Abie"
"Marge, my brain is like a computer, and I file away Grampa's stories in a very special place."
0:46 "Simpsons: The Movie"
Cymbal-banging monkey.
0:55 S17E11 "We're on the Road to D'oh-where"
Fun Homer vs Serious Homer
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Also see:
Homer talking to his brain - Compilation
youtube.com/watch?v=GgHZkHPY7rg
Best of: Homer and His Brain
youtube.com/watch?v=IhntBcMi0XU
Gustavo Dudamel hands over his baton to Berlin Philharmonic's concertmaster Daniel Stabrawa for the final piece/encore of the Berliner Philharmoniker's closing concert 2017 at Waldbühne, Berlin, and Dudamel proceeds to play his main instrument (second to him conducting) - the violin.
Concert information with programme:
https://www.berliner-philharmoniker.de/en/concerts/calendar/details/23527/
Archive link:
web.archive.org/web/20170210220450/berliner-philharmoniker.de/en/concerts/calendar/details/23527
(about Timmy O'Toole, a boy who allegedly fell down a well, and Bart laughing about the matter)
Marge: "Bart, what's wrong with you?
Homer: "Yeah, that Timmy is a real hero."
Lisa: "How do you mean, dad?"
Homer: "Well, he fell down a well and... can't get out."
Lisa: "How does that make him a hero?"
Homer: "Well, it's more than you did!"
Ralph in one of his first appearances.
(about Lisa, riding a pony)
Boy: "She's certainly tamed that horse."
Ralph: "Yes, but what man can tame her?"
first part of the joke in the episode: youtube.com/watch?v=-n9Q5yCocTw
or instead, watch all related scenes (including this one!) in this video: youtube.com/watch?v=y9z1zp3otBw
Homer: "I gotta take my wife to the ballet."
Lenny: "Heh, gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?"