Bert Healy in Annie Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile unclenalts 2017-12-11 | This is Bert Healy in Annie Junior singing “You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile” during the Oxydent Hour of Smiles. I’m Nalts, and I was in the play with my son, Charlie. I watched a TON of YouTube videos to find ways to play Bert Healey. I found many better singers, but couldn’t find many videos of Bert acting. So I shot this video of the play we did at the Theater Arts Center (2017). The Annie Junior play truncates out this scene, but this is an abbreviated version. If you’re playing Bert Healy, I’d LOVE to see your video! Send me a note at KevinNalts (hat geeeee-mayl). The hat I’m wearing isn’t the traditional Skimmer hat (Barber Shop) one that you can find online to buy. It’s what the director wanted me to wear. Have fun!Annie: Sings MaybeApplauseHEALY: Thank you, Annie. Thank you, Annie. On America’s favorite radio program, “The Oxydent Hour of Smiles,” starring your old softy, Bert Healy. ApplauseHEALY: A moment of tears…. (whisper to Annie)…. Say something!Annie: Thank you, Bert Healy.HEALY: But, still, remember folks…Wacky: Smile, darn ya, smile.HEALY: Right, Wacky. Smile, darn ya, smile.Sound effect of door and feetJimmy: Say Wacky, who’s that who just walked into our WEAF studio? Wacky: Why it’s none other than that wealthy industrial and Wall Street tycoon, Oliver WarbucsksApplauseHEALY: Now, Oliver Warbucks, I understand that you have something – to tell the folks at home – about wonderful little Annie here. Warbucks: Yes, good evening….. the night of December 31st, 1922HEALY: And aren’t you now conducting a coast-to-coast nation-wide search for Annie’s parents? Warbucks: Yes Bert Healy… I am now conducting a coast-to-coast nation-wide search for Annie’s parents. Furthermore, I’m offering a certified check for 50,000 dollars to any persons who can prove that they are Annie’s parents. Annie: WowHEALY: Wow! So Annie’s parents, if you’re listenin’ in… write to Oliver Warbucks care of this station, WEAF, New York, or directly at him at…Warbucks: At my home, Bert Healy. HEALY: Make him speak up)Warbucks: At my home… At my home Bert Healy, 987 Fifth Avenue, New York, New YorkWacky: That’s 987 Fifth Avenue, New York, New YorkHEALY: Goodnight, Oliver Warbucks and thanks for dropping by. So Annie’s parents… if you’re listenin’ in, there’s 50,000 dollars and a wonderful daughter waiting for you. So get in touch right away, ya hear? Jimmy: Hey Mr. Healy, isn’t it time once again for the lovely Boylan Sisters? HEALY: It most certainly is, JimmyApplauseHEALY: Well I see by the old clock on the wall that another of our Thursday night get-togethers has gone by faster than you can say…Boylan: O X Y D E N THEALY: The toothpaste of the starsBoylands: To make your teeth Hollywood brightHEALY: So for all of the “Hour of Smiles” family … Ronnie, Bobbie & Connie… the lovely Boylan Sisters.Wacky: And wackyJimmy: And Jimmy Johnson, radio’s only masked announcerHEALY: This is Bert Healy, saying…Hey, hobo man,Hey, dapper Dan *You've both got your style *But, brother, you're never fully dressed *Without a smile!Your clothes may be *beau brummelly *They stand out a mile, but, brother you're never fully dressed *Without a smile!Who cares what they're wearing * On main street or Saville Row * It's what you wear from ear to ear, * And not from head to toe, * That matters.So, senator,So, janitor,So long for a while.Remember you'reNever fully dressed,Though you may wear your best.You're never fully dressedWithout a smileSmile!Smile!WALK TO WARBUCKS, ANNIE & GRACEHang outWhen Boylan Sisters sing … SMILEHEALY: Yes, this is your old softie, Mrs. Healy’s boy, Bert… saying until next week, same time, same station…. I almost forgot… good night!
Murderer at the Cashier unclenalts 2014-01-11 | Imagining the other Home Depot customers as murderers or serial killers.
Miss my Missfits (Nalts) unclenalts 2014-01-11 | Are you a misfit? Tell me why?! I'll comment back! :)
Patricks Voice Deepened unclenalts 2013-11-10 | Patch's voice deepened quite suddenly while playing My Singing Monsters and saying "hey dad I got another Deedge." Here's my breeding guide. http://farti.us/MySingingMonstersBREEDINGGUIDE and my friend code is 2846120DC
I have SHINGLES! unclenalts 2013-10-22 | I've got shingles. Call me Shingle boy. I must be 90 years old. Don't touch your monitor. You might catch it.
Birthday Cake and Fight unclenalts 2013-10-13 | Katie celebrates her 14th birthday while Grant and Charlie fight. It's a Nalts household moment.
Fishing in Canada 2013 unclenalts 2013-07-14 | Charlie, me and Father-in-law in Ontario Texas (Stirling Lodge in Hilboro). Nalts, Unclenalts. Canada fishing with papa.
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Down the Rabbit Hole unclenalts 2013-05-04 | Come see me and wifeofnalts in the comedy cabaret production of "Down the Rabbit Hole" May 9-19. To book: http://www.phillipsmill.org/drama/production
vid rhythm dooo waaaap! unclenalts 2013-03-18 | Made with VidRhythm by Harmonix on iOS. http://www.vidrhythm.com/buy
Nalts is Cool (singalong rap) unclenalts 2013-03-18 | Made with VidRhythm by Harmonix on iOS. http://www.vidrhythm.com/buy
YouTube Easter Egg: Harlem Shake unclenalts 2013-03-01 | Type "Do the Harlem Shake" into YouTube search, and the page will do its own Harlem Shake.
Clouds, Clouds, Clouds unclenalts 2013-02-02 | Grant reflects on clouds (a vintage clip I had to resurface). :)
Charlie Makes Alien Sounds unclenalts 2012-12-10 | Charlie just discovered a new talent. What's it sound like to you?
Is YouTube Amateur Hour Over? unclenalts 2012-10-05 | I think so. You? See 7 phases http://www.willvideoforfood.com. See response videos too!
Best Twin Toy Ever unclenalts 2012-09-23 | Nephew and Niece of Nalts (Charlie and Janey) ride their little train together. Cracks me up.
Mr. Cutie Pie unclenalts 2012-09-14 | Wait for it... here's Mr. Cutie Pie the squirrel! Doesn't he remind you of Dramatic Prairie Dog? Here's the back story. I was on the phone with the peeps that market Jingos crackers and they told me about the squirrel they like to lure to the window with their new product. I finally convinced them to send me some footage as proof. I think Mr. Cutie Pie has viral potential, but that's really your decision.
Evil Laugh unclenalts 2012-08-03 | Evil laugh. Creative Commons unlimited use public domain sound effect.
Complete Update (YTO) unclenalts 2012-06-09 | A complete update as we push Charlie on a bird-infested swing, go swimming, walk, and investigate fauna. I lost about 25 pounds, so that's nice. Those corporate jobs will fatten you up. Good thing I quit.
My Quiet Passenger unclenalts 2012-05-29 | Freddy is not that talkative when we go driving. He kinda smells like wet dog too. Are you subscribed to him at FreddyNalts?
Grilling AOL CEO Tim Armstrong at TechCrunch Disrupt unclenalts 2012-05-25 | During Distrupt, TechCrunch writer Josh Constine takes on Tim Armstrong, the CEO of AOL (which owns TechCrunch). Some highlights from a recent TechCrunch NYC Distrupt conference... a trailer for the incredibly awkward film being released in theaters near you.
Air Planker: The Secret unclenalts 2012-04-10 | How we made a kid float magically through the library and in the street. The "behind the scenes."
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Smiling Babies unclenalts 2011-12-26 | My sister sent me this clip of her twins smiling, and I couldn't resist giving it some Cuppycake Snookem love.
My sisters dog on Good Morning America unclenalts 2011-12-23 | Hey Ariane- you've got your kids and your dog on Good Morning America. How about getting your damned brother some air time?
Live at YouTubeRoyalWedding unclenalts 2011-11-20 | Shaycarl tobuscus makemebad Sxephil olgakay and more
Fireflies live (Owl City) Allentown Pa unclenalts 2011-11-13 | Owl City (Adam Young) singing Fireflies live at Crocodile Rock in Allentown Pa. I'm uploading this as the song plays.
Freddy Meets Freddy unclenalts 2011-11-06 | Freddy Nalts was named after wifeofnalts friend Freddy. They meet for first time.
Near Fight During Shoot unclenalts 2011-10-10 | Can you find the near crash and fight? Not all hobos live on railroad tracks. This one just got one of JG Pasterjak's hand made Cinemovers (limited supplies at Moveyourcamera.com). Here are some of the outtakes including a fight.
Exorcist Steps unclenalts 2011-10-08 | The Exorcist steps in Georgetown (Washington, DC) where the priest fell out the window and tumbled down the steps.
