Uploaded July 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
I’m giving 1-800 SLOOTS the serious attention it deserves and taking your calls from a VERY special dial up phone (vintage from Argentina IF you even care…) These are my favorite videos to record right now because you sloots are that good. Mind in the gutter with your boss? Faking a British accent? Love the beach but stuck in cow-town? This episode is for you. Also, don’t worry I fill you in on the Great Gatsby party (hint: it’s similar to my Lana Del Rey at Coachella story, if you know you know.) Enjoy sloots! Keep calling ; )
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Episode Highlights:
00:00 Intro
01:53 Unplanned break
03:50 Great Gatsby party update
07:52 Blackout blinds
11:33 Rotary telephone + Sofia 3.0
13:20 Caller #1: "Thanks for the head!"
21:46 Caller #2: He couldn't pay rent
28:23 Caller #3: Favorite tea for a tea party
30:58 Caller #4: House on a beach
41:01 Caller #5: Engagement canceled
46:29 Caller #6: Covertly throwing up
I’m giving 1-800 SLOOTS the serious attention it deserves and taking your calls from a VERY special dial up phone (vintage from Argentina IF you even care…) These are my favorite videos to record right now because you sloots are that good. Mind in the gutter with your boss? Faking a British accent? Love the beach but stuck in cow-town? This episode is for you. Also, don’t worry I fill you in on the Great Gatsby party (hint: it’s similar to my Lana Del Rey at Coachella story, if you know you know.) Enjoy sloots! Keep calling ; )
To be featured on the next 1-800 SLOOTS, leave a voicemail at +19295654836
Follow Sofia on:
Instagram - instagram.com/sofiafranklyn
TikTok - tiktok.com/@sofiafranklyn
Twitter - twitter.com/sofiafranklyn
Threads - threads.net/@sofiafranklyn
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: ww.audacvinc.com/privacy-policy
Episode Highlights:
00:00 Intro
01:53 Unplanned break
03:50 Great Gatsby party update
07:52 Blackout blinds
11:33 Rotary telephone + Sofia 3.0
13:20 Caller #1: "Thanks for the head!"
21:46 Caller #2: He couldn't pay rent
28:23 Caller #3: Favorite tea for a tea party
30:58 Caller #4: House on a beach
41:01 Caller #5: Engagement canceled
46:29 Caller #6: Covertly throwing up
