Totally Legit Recap: Sparkles Seven Season 9 Episode 4DWK2019-07-01 | Twilight and Shiny settle an old feud. Dashie gains a little more self-awareness. Spike learns his true place. Luna is a good problem-solver.
uhhhhhhhh f***innn uhhh ponies n s*** ahahahahah urrrrp ummm f***in patreon hahaha f***in: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerWhats going on?DWK2021-06-12 | What happened, what's happening, and what's gonna happen. We're going past, present and future in this one. I love you guys. Here's the new channel if you want it: youtube.com/channel/UCJERFz1Ca-womZpfH-5mh8ATotally Legit Recap: Going to Seed Season 9 Episode 10DWK2019-12-01 | Applejack rediscovers her sense of wonder through the mystery of the Chupapplecabra. The rest of the Apples try to make her confront an obvious truth.
Don't do it. Give me a reason to escape. patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Student Counsel Season 9 Episode 11DWK2019-11-01 | Trixie returns from her latest stint in the clink to find Starlight has made some changes to her life. Maud discovers a new type of rock. Mudbriar becomes way more likable.
Trick or treat: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Shes All Yak Season 9 Episode 7DWK2019-10-01 | Rarity teaches Yona the ten fabulosity secrets they don't want you to know. Sandbar has very specific tastes. Twilight reevaluates her priorities.
patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Common Ground Season 9 Episode 6DWK2019-08-01 | Desperate to impress his girlfriend's daughter, Poneton Oswalt makes a deal with the rainbow devil to become a chad. We also learn what books are for.
[PANHANDLING INTENSIFIES]: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: The Beginning of the End (Part 2) Season 9 Episode 2DWK2019-06-02 | Twilight sees past her anxiety into the true nature of the universe. Sombra questions the effect of his self-discovery on his villainy credentials. Starswirl is bad at rules.
This is my job and I want a raise: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: The Beginning of the End (Part 1) Season 9 Episode 1DWK2019-05-14 | Celestia reveals her endgame. Twiggles contemplates the future course of her life. Sombra has an identity crisis. Mom is a no-good loser and I don't care about her at all. Bugs are dumb and I don't hate her or like her I just don't care, okay?
Do you really want to go your whole life without being able to say "I paid a manchild on the internet to make pony videos that I could've gotten for free anyway?" Of course not: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: School Raze (Part 2) Season 8 Episode 26DWK2019-04-11 | As Cozy's plan comes to fruition, Chancellor Neighsay is forced to confront his deepest fear. Twilight comes to a horrifying realization. Yona learns the power of acceptance.
Just one more season and I'll have to get a real job. Until then, please help enable my NEETery: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: School Raze (Part 1) Season 8 Episode 25DWK2019-03-27 | I want to hate you, but I can't.
patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Rainbow Rocks (Part 3)DWK2019-03-01 | Sunny's gonna get that hug or die trying. Twilight tries to be a good waifu. Sonata makes a decision.
I almost deserve it this time: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Rainbow Rocks (Part 2)DWK2019-01-31 | Twilight struggles with her need for snuggles. Sonata reconsiders her life decisions. Sunnybun is old.
Rico, you know what to do: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Best Gift EverDWK2018-12-26 | In heaven, there are no earth ponies, for all are given wings. Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate. Despite how much I complain, I like being on this ride with you guys.
Help me buy presents for all those friends and loved ones I totally have: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Sounds of Silence Season 8 Episode 23DWK2018-11-01 | AJ and Nutterbutter must save the Kirin from a great evil. They're pretty bad at it, but fortunately an adorable new hero rises from the ashes.
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Also, happy Halloween nerds!Totally Legit Recap: A Rockhoof and a Hard Place Season 8 Episode 21DWK2018-10-16 | Helo darknis my old frined...
For just one dollar a video, you can change the life of a (man)child with autism: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: On the Road to Friendship Season 8 Episode 19DWK2018-09-27 | Now with slightly less cancerous thumbnails. I think. After a terrible accident, Starlight and Trixie leave town. Glimmy is a very, very bad girl and Trixie must mete out punishment with her magic wand.
Tendie fund: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: A Matter of Principals Season 8 Episode 14DWK2018-09-01 | When Twilight is called away by the map to avert a PR disaster, Glimmy has to solve this show's biggest problem. Trixie discovers a new way to enjoy metal. Yona can't catch a break.
Give me your money so I can continue not having a real job and wasting my life: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Horse Play Season 8 Episode 7 / Celestia, We Love YouDWK2018-08-05 | Twiggy realizes there may be something wrong with Celestia.
Lyrics are pinned at the top of the comments section of this video.
Instruments used, if you were curious: Ernie Ball Music Man StingRay 5 Fender Stratocaster Standard FL Studio (lol)Totally Legit Recap: The Mean 6 Season 8 Episode 13DWK2018-06-30 | Chryssy devises a sinister plan to take revenge on Glim Glam and topple the Equestrian government by manipulating the waifu market.
I've run out of good boy points and mom says I have to buy tendies with my own money. Please help: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: The Parent Map Season 8 Episode 8DWK2018-05-23 | Trixie was right all along.
Throw away your hard-earned money on something you would get for free anyway! patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Fake It Til You Make It Season 8 Episode 4DWK2018-05-01 | Fluttershy fights both inner and outer demons as Rarity attempts to save Sassy Saddles from a mafia debt and Twilight tries to keep Trixie out of prison.
Send all your 'tism dollars here: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap The Maud Couple Season 8 Episode 3DWK2018-04-15 | Maud gets the rod, Pinkie learns the meaning of sacrifice, and we finally find out why Limey's so cranky.
That Beavis and Butthead reference was drawn by Pencils. db page w/sauce: derpibooru.org/1106212Totally Legit Recap: Daring Done? Season 7 Episode 18DWK2018-02-23 | AK wants to quit the hood life, but the hood life ain't done with her.
Why watch videos for free when you can pay me for them?: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Secrets and Pies Season 7 Episode 23DWK2018-01-24 | Gummy attempts to keep Pinkie from descending into madness as she uncovers Dashie's deepest, darkest, flakiest secrets. Dedicated to my good friend Ponywhat.
Give me those sweet, sweet brony shekels: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Uncommon Bond Season 7 Episode 24DWK2018-01-01 | Glimmy continues to defy gravity and finally confronts her inner demons. Maud explains what she does with the Mirror Pool when nobody's around. I do silly things.
Help me subsist on making pony videos instead of having an actual, respectable job: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: To Change a Changeling Season 7 Episode 17DWK2017-12-16 | When Steve asks Glim-Glam to help skittlebug his brother, she and Trixie employ their patent-pending reformation meth-odology.
This is actually my job, please pay me: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: It Isnt the Mane Thing About You Season 7 Episode 19DWK2017-11-23 | I engage in shameless waifufaggotry, Rarity realizes that nobody in Ponyville actually knows her, and Pinkie learns why you always, /always/ aim away from the hair.
Sorry that took so long, but I had a giant hole in my tongue. Don't worry, I'll tell you that story soon.
My Little Waifu logo by Flynn: twitter.com/FlynnMLPTotally Legit Recap: Discordant Harmony Season 7 Episode 12DWK2017-10-28 | Teatime. Discord learns how to be normal. I ponder the practical implications of sentient party supplies. Fluttershy is permafried.
I am a pony-loving internet vagrant, so help me survive long enough to kill myself: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: A Health of Information Season 7 Episode 20DWK2017-10-16 | When Zecora falls terminally ill, Fluttershy races against time to save her life. Nobody else really cares. Twilight learns to be a better listener.
I'm an internet hobo, so toss some coins in my hat: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerDont Freak OutDWK2017-10-02 | I'm not dead I promiseTotally Legit Recap: Triple Threat Season 7 Episode 15DWK2017-08-31 | Spike fucks up worse than usual, a bad dragon schools a pussy, we learn the difference between glimmers and sparkles, and Starlight gets grounded forever.
Give me money so I can buy my waifu a sweet silicone pleasure plug: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Fame and Misfortune Season 7 Episode 14DWK2017-08-20 | It's not anyone's fault, it's everyone's fault. Larson gets one final laugh from beyond the grave and sends us past the singularity. Also, please stop breaking my waifu.
Give me money so I can pay for Rarity's therapy: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Celestial Advice Season 7 Episode 1DWK2017-08-01 | Twilight realizes she might have to kick Glimmy off the show. Sunbutt is as helpful as ever. Spike is sick of this shit.
If you have any questions, the answer is bepis.Totally Legit Recap: All Bottled Up Season 7 Episode 2DWK2017-07-12 | The nature of Glimmy's relationship with Triscuit finally crystallizes. Twiggles and the crew drop a sweet fucking track. I quit youtube forever until next week.
Give me money so I can buy my waifu a bangin' anniversary present: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancer We're coming up on six years, so help me out; this shit is serious. For real though, I am at your mercy. This is actually my job now.
If you have any questions, the answer is no.Wheres the f***ing video?DWK2017-06-24 | Short version for those of you who don't want to listen to drunken rambling: I took a week off, new video next Friday.
Mirror magic 4 life nigTotally Legit Recap: A Royal Problem Season 7 Episode 10DWK2017-06-16 | Luna doesn't need pancakes because she's already full on spaghetti. Celestia confronts her own giant ass and college demons. Glimmy considers shoving Twily up her butt.
Give me money so I can provide for my beloved waifu: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancer Seriously though, *anything helps*. This is actually my job now.Totally Legit Recap: Honest Apple Season 7 Episode 9DWK2017-06-09 | Applejack learns what an opinion is. Rarity is Yngwie Malmsteen. Goth pony a cute.
Give me money so I can provide for my waifu: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancer Seriously though, *anything helps*. This is actually my job now.Totally Legit Recap: Hard to Say Anything Season 7 Episode 8DWK2017-06-02 | Horny pones abound.
Give me money or I'll die and it's your fault: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancer Seriously though, anything helps. This is actually my job now.Totally Legit Recap: Parental Glideance Season 7 Episode 7DWK2017-05-27 | This week: a bunch of ranting, emotional tangents strung together with a supposed "life lesson" at the end, i.e. a normal video.
Tendie fund: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancer Anything and everything helps. This is literally my job.Totally Legit Recap: Forever Filly Season 7 Episode 6DWK2017-05-20 | Sweetie Belle learns that adults are miserable and confused too. Rarity learns to just fucking deal. Sassy shows off her new signature perfume.
Toss coins in my guitar case: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerTotally Legit Recap: Fluttershy Leans In Season 7 Episode 5DWK2017-05-12 | Everyone is stoned: the episode Also, for some reason, I was edgy as fuck this week
Art: Fluttershy holding gun to Angel's head - MisterDavey Clusterfuck - ReiDuran (thank you for the art bro, love u...some homo)Totally Legit Recap: Rock Solid Friendship Season 7 Episode 4DWK2017-05-05 | Maud and Boulder decide to get married. Pinkie's not sure that's a good idea.
Sauce for that Lilith pic: derpibooru.org/1136607 Lilith is property of that faggot Zajice. Go tell him to kill himself: twitter.com/ZajiceVideo schedule as of nowDWK2017-04-22 | A lot of people have been asking what videos I'm making when, so here you go.Go watch Time with WeimDWK2017-04-21 | Here: youtu.be/ycgqMGK8uJ8Totally Legit Recap: Rainbow Rocks (Part 1)DWK2017-04-18 | Sunnybun faces three large, round problems. Or six, depending on how you're counting.
Give me money. I mean it: patreon.com/DWK paypal.me/spaghettimancerPlans for S7 Premier/Update on Rainbow RocksDWK2017-03-28 | We're almost there guys. Lemme know your thoughts on all this.Sunnybun is a Good GirlDWK2017-03-02 | Just a present for a friend. Blatant shitposting; please ignore.Totally Legit Recap: Rainbow Rocks ShortsDWK2017-02-23 | Vinyl Scratch learns a very important lesson about friendship.
I had a 104 degree fever during most of this, so it's not my fault.