Look At My Striped Shirtlastcallcleveland2006-08-31 | A live performance from the Phat Phree article written by LCC's own Mike Polk. www.lastcallsketch.comA Very Last Call Christmas at Playhouse Squarelastcallcleveland2015-12-11 | How merry!
Tickets: http://www.playhousesquare.orgTonights the Night! (Come On Cavs)lastcallcleveland2015-05-10 | We did this cover of Michael Stanley's 1980's Cavs pump up song that they used to play at Richfield Coliseum because we have a substantial amount of free time.
You can download it for free here if you're into that sort of thing:
Performed by: Chris Hatton, Mike Polk Jr., Joe Barone, Matt Zitelli & Aaron McBride.The Story Of Jesus Day!lastcallcleveland2014-12-25 | Way to go!Meanwhile...At the Last Call Cleveland House (Christmas Crimes)lastcallcleveland2014-12-23 | The guys go on a holiday-themed crime spree. www.lastcallcleveland.comMurdertree Farmslastcallcleveland2014-12-20 | In the woods of Murdertree, something special's waiting for you. Happy holidays.Meanwhile At The Last Call Cleveland House (Bank Robbing)lastcallcleveland2014-04-19 | What happened?Meanwhile...At The Last Call Cleveland House (Devil Wishes)lastcallcleveland2014-04-19 | What happened?Meanwhile...At The Last Call Cleveland House (Tattoos)lastcallcleveland2014-04-19 | What happened?Meanwhile...At The Last Call Cleveland House (Dead Drifter)lastcallcleveland2014-04-19 | What happened?Last Call Cleveland Saves Cleveland Trailerlastcallcleveland2014-01-13 | Go to playhousesquare.org for tickets.Last Call Cleveland Approaches Playhouse Square!lastcallcleveland2014-01-08 | Last Call Cleveland, the oldest sketch comedy group in the history of all time forever, has three amazing weekends coming up at Playhouse Square and they're heading to America's Second Largest Theater District to get the word out!
We're calling these shows "The Frank Jackson Trilogy" which means nothing to anyone, not even us. It's not even like, an inside joke or anything. It's just confusing.
Regardless, that's what it's called and we already made a poster for it so there's no going back.
Just deal with it.
Anyways, each weekend is an entirely different sketch comedy show comprised of sketches, videos, and songs all held loosely together by a paper-thin through-line in an attempt to give it some sort of cohesion.
While it's true that we have performed all of these shows before we have never performed them in this order on these days while each of us weigh what we do right now.
Here's a quick breakdown of each show:
January 17th and 18th: LAST CALL CLEVELAND SAVES CLEVELAND! Someone has stolen Cleveland's most prized tourist attraction, The Free Stamp! And without the tourist dollars The Free Stamp brings to the city, Cleveland will have to close if it's not found soon! The city's police force has been eliminated due to budget cutbacks caused by tax revenue being steered towards installing escalators into a billionaire's accursed football stadium. So Mayor Frank Jackson asks the Last Call boys to find The Free Stamp before it's too late! Will they find it in time to save the city?! Who cares?!
January 24th and 25th LAST CALL CLEVELAND and the LAKE ERIE TIME MACHINE Mayor Frank Jackson provides the Last Call guys with a time machine built by smart but pretentious Case Western students so that they can go back in time and fix all of the things that went wrong with Cleveland. Will they succeed in their mission and transform Cleveland into a perfect Utopia?! No!
January 31st and February 1st LAST CALL CLEVELAND VS. THE ASIAN CARP The fast-approaching Asian Carp are even more dangerous than we all originally believed them to be!. Too much time in the cloudy Cuyahoga River has mutated them into man-eaters and they are now feasting on Cleveland's corpulent citizenry. Mayor Frank Jackson orders the Last Call boys to stop them at any cost! Will they be able to exterminate these monstrous abominations and protect the city they love?! Is this almost over?!
So come to one of these shows. Or come to all three in order to become an official "Last Call Cleveland Cadet" and earn your own Official LCC Decoder Ring! (Not a thing) Bring your family! Bring your friends! Bring some friends of your family who you only know peripherally and have never really connected with.
-Drink specials! (probably) -Hilarious local stand up comics briefly opening up each show so that it gets everyone to sit the hell down and stop talking so that the important performers can come out! -Audience participation! (booing) -Beer Pong and Cornhole! (Still going back and forth with "The Powers That Be" at P-Square about this) -Back rubs! (If you're offering) -A Last Call Cleveland merchandise table that we'll stand awkwardly next to after the show while no one approaches us! -Confused, elderly Redcoats who thought they were volunteering to usher at a real Playhouse Square production and who leave at intermission because we average 2 profane words every 15 seconds. -These shows have it all!
lastcallsketch.com jimtews.comCleveland: Easy Local Jokes!lastcallcleveland2009-10-14 | Writing jokes is exhausting. Making broad local references is an easy way to get laughs without trying too hard!
lastcallsketch.comGreat Moments in Cleveland Sports History: The Shot- Cavaliers vs. Bullslastcallcleveland2009-04-25 | Behind the scenes of the historic "Shot".
Get inside the huddle!Dueling Stand Up Comics Livelastcallcleveland2009-01-28 | Last Call at the I.O. West Theater in Los Angeles. You'll get it.
Last Call is still a sketch group and everything. We've just been busy with other stuff and have not recorded a lot of specifically Last Call Cleveland stuff as of late. We've been touring a lot so we thought we'd throw some stuff up from that. Enjoy. More to come.American Gladiators! Rejected Auditions!lastcallcleveland2008-01-15 | Never before seen American Gladiators rejection reel!
www.lastcallsketch.comClassic Busch Beer Commerciallastcallcleveland2007-10-31 | Head For The Mountains!The 11 Pickup Basketball Playerslastcallcleveland2007-09-01 | This isn't really a Last Call thing but Mike is in it and edited it, so we're putting it up anyways. It's already posted other places, but we've added a ton of nudity to our version to make it better than the others.Fantasy Sex!lastcallcleveland2007-07-04 | Trying to reignite the flame can be difficult.
www.lastcallsketch.comKitty Hatts!lastcallcleveland2007-06-26 | A cat is cool. But a cat wearing a top hat is the coolest!
www.lastcallsketch.comUncomfortable Love Connection Moment Part IIlastcallcleveland2007-05-22 | Another crazy episode of the Love Connection. www.lastcallsketch.comToday Show Man Kiss!lastcallcleveland2007-02-21 | Mike Polk and former host and cast member James Renner make out on the Today Show. www.lastcallsketch.comUncomfortable Love Connection Momentlastcallcleveland2007-02-01 | A crazy moment from the Love Connection. This is not a fake skit from a Cleveland sketch comedy group. www.lastcallsketch.comChuck E Cheese Shootoutlastcallcleveland2006-12-11 | The Chuck E Cheese writing staff takes some liberties. www.lastcallsketch.comMy Son the Carpenterlastcallcleveland2006-09-29 | From the award-winning minds of Last Call Cleveland, an 8-year old boy decides to take his father's advice after the heated "not under my roof" argument. www.lastcallcleveland.comEl Caminolastcallcleveland2006-09-29 | Last Call Cleveland's homage to the mullet of the automobile world. Sit back, grab a cup of joe and snap your fingers to an LCC classic. www.lastcallcleveland.comBreakdancing!lastcallcleveland2006-08-20 | From www.lastcallcleveland.com - the boys BREAKDANCE!Norton Furniture Guy Out and About Cleveland Townlastcallcleveland2006-08-20 | From www.lastcallcleveland.com, the Norton Furniture Guy spends the day with Mike!