DSP melts down over Stuttering Craigs email Aqua Teal 2026-09-28 | DSP melts down over Stuttering Craigs email
Late Night Story of Seasons: Friends of Mineral Town stream Aqua Teal 2024-10-27 | Cliff returns! Relax with chill farming fun, where I run a farm and attempt to make friends with everyone except Brandon (and maybe Rick).#storyofseasonsfriendsofmineraltown #aquateal #storyofseasons #farmingsim #lifesim
DSP rants about LTG for almost an hour (mostly full rant w/chat) Aqua Teal 2024-09-10 | DSP gets triggered over Low Tier God (LTG) yet again, and rants about him for almost an hour. He pigsplains to his dents who LTG is and his background, then explains how all this relates to him, which culminates with DSP reacting to a video where LTG reacted to DSP's invitation to come on the Level 1 Podcast, which LTG rejects unless he gets paid to show up. In a total lack of self-awareness, DSP then goes on a rant that LTG needs to work for his money while flexing his $50k offer from Keemstar and offers he recieved to appear on other podcasts.
Black Myth: Wukong killed the Kings Streak. Boo Hoo. Aqua Teal 2024-09-09 | DSP is assmad because Black Myth: Wukong didn't bring in the money for him. He also claims the game is boring and it sucks. Also a sad, short segment of DSP whining that the Kino dents/whales have abandoned him and he is hopeful they will come back once the Kino Casino returns.#dsp #darksydephil #dspgaming #aquateal #blackmythwukong #wwechampions
DSP finally admits he was Downfromtherafters; claims he sold the account and no longer owns it Aqua Teal 2024-09-05 | DSP is the only person who can come clean about something, but also lie spectacularly about something while coming clean. He finally fesses up about playing WWE Champions and that he is, or rather was, Downfromtherafters, but that he had stopped playing because of DA TROLLZ. He also claims he no longer owns the account that still has log on times that match to when he is not streaming. Sure, Jan. #darksydephil #dspgaming #dsp #aquateal #wwechampions #dspreacts
DSP rants about Kotaku journos with a stunning lack of self-awareness Aqua Teal 2024-03-22 | In his stupid news segment, DSP goes over the resignation of the Kotaku editor in chief and the news that the owner of Kotaku wants to turn them into a gaming content mill instead of having them reporting on activist nonsense. In a stunning lack of self-awareness, he called them lazy and spoiled, like he isn't those things either, and claims he doesn't want them to lose their jobs while dancing on their graves. Dude is just jealous they get games early and for free (or at least they used to, before they started getting blacklisted by game companies for their nonsense).#darksydephil #dsp #dspgaming #aquateal #kotakuisdead
DSP basically calls LowTierGod a bitch for plugging in Tekken 8 Aqua Teal 2024-03-16 | So, LowTierGod was personally banned by Harada in Tekken 8 for cheating. DSP uses this as a news segment to explain what plugging is in relation to fighting/online games, goes toxic and basically calls all pluggers, including LowTierGod (LTG), bitches. He also makes the laughable claim that he has never plugged, ever, in any online game. Darks Souls says hello, DSP! #dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #lowtiergod #ltg #aquateal
DSP copes over his dying channel for 30+ minutes (full w/chat) Aqua Teal 2024-03-15 | DSP immediately starts his podcast by whining about the state of dying channel for 30+ minutes. He is putting his foot down and plays what HE wants to play, but immediately contradicts that by saying Baldur's Gate 3 is the only game making him money, so Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth has been sent to banworld, Like a Dragon is going to be almost every night stream from now on to get rid of it quicker, and he's going to play one of Rise of the Ronin or Dragon's Dogma 2 for one day them immediately shelve it. Dude is panicking hard!#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aquateal #ff7rebirth #baldursgate3 #likeadragoninfinitewealth
DSP Hates It: The dating minigame/sidequest from Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth Aqua Teal 2024-01-30 | DSP accidentally stumbled onto a sidequest while playing Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth, and it turns out it was a sidequest that introduces a dating minigame, and we all know how much he loves romance in games. DSP jokes at first, then gets more pissed as it goes on...and on...and on. He totally fails the minigame by skipping the instructions, but when called out by his chat on that, he, of course, claims he didn't do that. It also made him mad at the end when they started talking about microtransactions and the entitlement of mobile app users. I wonder why? Is it WWE Champions time?Also, Bonus segment at the end where DSP meets KSON in the game.#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aquateal #likeadragoninfinitewealth
[Unrecorded] DSP is assmad no one donated during Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth; quickly clocks out Aqua Teal 2024-01-30 | DSP gets assmad none of his dents gave him any money for the three hours he played Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth, so he banishes it to the night streams and quickly clocks out.#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #likeadragoninfinitewealth #aquateal teal
DSP makes a scat joke about children while playing Sea of Stars Aqua Teal 2024-01-01 | DSP was playing Sea of Stars, and he was instructed to go find a bed for his character to sleep in that was aligned with their element, and this is what came out of his mouth. Also a bonus moment where he is blind as fuck and thinks a bunch of scrolls on a shelf are a person.#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #seaofstars #aquateal
Baldurs Gate 3 wins GOTY; DSP stays losing with shitty takes Aqua Teal 2023-12-08 | Back in August, DSP proclaimed that Starfield was going to be the biggest game of the year, and that Baldur's Gate 3 will be forgotten about once Starfield comes out. Well, the Game Awards happened, and guess what? Baldur's Gate 3 won Game of the Year, and Starfield wasn't even nominated. Oops!#dsp #dspgaming #aquateal #baldursgate3 #darksydephil #gameoftheyear2023
DSP whines during the forced Cabaret Club quest from Like a Dragon Gaiden Aqua Teal 2023-11-16 | Mature Adult DSP gets pissy he is forced to do the Cabaret Club quest while playing Like a Dragon Gaiden, and in retaliation he insults the Japanese and treats the hostess horribly, which backfires on him because she likes most of his intentionally shitty answers.#dsp #dspgaming #likeadragongaiden #kson #aquateal
DSP whines about and is baffled that the CoD: Modern Warfare 3 beta only made $16 Aqua Teal 2023-10-09 | DSP is baffled that his dents weren't throwing money at him for playing the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 beta. There was nice attendance, a lot of likes, but WHERE WAS THE SUPPORT?#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aquateal #codmodernwarfare3
DSPs message to DA TROLLZ Aqua Teal 2023-09-29 | DSP goes on a mini toxic rant and tells us all about how meaningful his content is, and how we're losers and our content sucks. I am so hurt by this stinging takedown. Just kidding! I remain unaffected.#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #datrollz #aquateal
DSPs personal issue isnt money, but lectures his audience over low support in Street Fighter 6 Aqua Teal 2023-09-28 | DSP starts off the stream by telling OIC that his personal issue isn't about money, yet after a stream where he only made $24 at the halfway mark, he decides to go on an unrecorded toxic rant about how much he hates playing AKI in Street Fighter 6 and that he will no longer do double Street Fighter days because the dents aren't forking over cash for his AKI gameplay.#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aquateal #streetfighter
Jobless e-beggar DSP tells NFT bros hoping to make money by playing video games to get a real job Aqua Teal 2023-09-22 | DSP, as self-aware as always (which is never), self-owns himself by: telling NFT bros hoping to play Ubisoft's NFT game to get a real job; that no one wants to play games to make money: and that gaming should be for fun, not for profit. Oh wait, this is the same DSP that begs his audience every day for money while playing video games and that he himself hasn't held a real job in over 10 years? BANNED!#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #nft #aquateal
DSP is disappointed his dents didnt support Mortal Kombat 1 Aqua Teal 2023-09-16 | DSP got less than $75 combined for his Day 2 views of Mortal Kombat 1, and he is disappointed his dents didn't give him enough money for his Day 2 premiere stream. Maybe he should have played this on the day it came out instead of fucking around in Street Fighter 6? Just a thought.#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #mortalkombat1 #aquateal
[Unrecorded segment] DSP streams on his day off to avoid being spoiled in Starfield by Kat Aqua Teal 2023-09-15 | DSP decides to randomly hold an impromptu stream on his Day Off because he doesn't want Kat to spoil him in Starfield. The real reason is she probably wants him nowhere near him and he wants more of the one thing he truly loves: money. He's just doing this for fun and to kill time, guy! Yeah, right, and I'm the Queen of Sheba.#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aquateal
DSP gets assmad and goes toxic when a dent calls him out on his tier rewards Aqua Teal 2023-09-12 | Video courtesy of @RawPhil . Thank you for your service to the community! A dent tipped DSP, saying that the tier rewards are a way to milk money from his fans. DSP EXPLODES on the guy, telling him that no one tips him just for the tier rewards...you know, despite DSP dangling these damn things in front of the dents everyday as an incentive to tip. DSP is so butthurt about this he brings up the vest streak several minutes later, plus another dent references the Twitch study that says DSP has the most generous fans, which he calls bullshit. Lots of projection in this one.#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aquateal
DSP dances on the graves of Final Fantasy XVI and Square Enix Aqua Teal 2023-09-10 | DSP decided to use his stupid news segment as an excuse to go on a 20+ minute rant to shit on Final Fantasy XVI once again, plus he also uses it to shit on the Final Fantasy series as a whole and Square Enix as a company. All Final Fantasy games are supposed to be like Octopath Traveler, apparently (which he didn't even play, btw; just putting that out there).#dspgaming #dsp #finalfantasyⅹⅳ #darksydephil #aquateal
DSP whines, guilt trips, and begs like a crack addict on the Daily Crap! Tips, where are they?! Aqua Teal 2023-09-07 | DSP only made $60 total today, and he's freaking the hell out and really noticing the low support he's been getting since GameTrekker joined his mom's cult. He spends about half of his Daily Crap today (September 6, 2023) begging and guilt tripping his audience for more money and squirming like a crack addict. It's not WWE Champions time, and Kat won't get her birthday pie tomorrow because the dents didn't give him enough money :(#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal
DSP dickrides Kojima and Metal Gear Solid on its 25th anniversary Aqua Teal 2023-09-03 | DSP, who in the past has infamously shit all over Kojima for creating the game series that is indirectly responsible for the This is How you Don't Play movement he constantly rails about, decides he wants to dickride and actually praises Kojima and the anniversary of Metal Gear Solid on the original PlayStation. What a dickrider.#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #metalgearsolid #aquateal
DSP refuses to have kids because of DA TROLLZ Aqua Teal 2023-08-29 | A viewer asks DSP about having kids, and he complains that it would be irresponsible for him to have children because DA TROLLZ would harass them just like they would him, his wife, his parents, and anyone else that has ever come into contact with him. Basically a victim segment disguised as concern for his never to be born children.#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal
DSP doesnt think Baldurs Gate 3 has a chance at GOTY and that it will fail on PS5 and Xbox Aqua Teal 2023-08-26 | DSP has the stupidest of takes, claiming that people will stop talking about Baldur's Gate 3 when Starfield comes out, that it has no chance at Game of the Year due to it's "PC game" status, and that the console versions will fail because "no one will care about the game anymore" when the console versions release. Because it's totally not already a bestseller on PS5 or anything...nope! #darksydephil #dspgaming #baldursgate3 #aquateal
GameTrekker announces he is moving on and gives DSP a $150 parting gift Aqua Teal 2023-08-19 | DSP got a tip with a message from GameTrekker, stating that is moving on and will not be attending DSP's streams any longer. DSP pretends to be happy for him, but is probably secretly panicking that one of his two consistent whales is now gone.#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aquateal #dspreacts
DSP had to renew his internet plans and acted like a Karen to Comcast workers Aqua Teal 2023-08-12 | So, DSP's "major issue" that he didn't want to tell anyone about was an internet related issue. He renewed his comcast internet plans (both of them) and went on a half an hour Karen rant about how much all of the Comcast workers involved had inconvenienced him and his life.#dsp #darksydephil #dspgaming #dspreacts #aquateal
[Unrecorded] DSP goes toxic on Microsoft because he messed up his laptops browser settings Aqua Teal 2023-08-12 | During this unrecorded segment before his podcast, DSP is assmad his laptop installed an update, and DSP didn't pay attention to the popup and randomly clicked it without reading it and messed up his laptop settings. Of course, this is all Microsoft's fault.#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #microsoft #aquateal
[Reupload] DSP tells his chat about Jaspers UTI Aqua Teal 2023-08-09 | [original upload date: August 21, 2021]DSP tells us about how Jasper has a UTI and has been peeing and pooping all over the place the last few days, how he and Kat are worried about him, and in general just acts like an irresponsible pet owner because he fails to realize that UTIs can kill cats if left untreated.#dsp #dspgaming #FreeJasper #darksydephil #aquateal
[unrecorded] DSP gloats over getting Master rank in Street Fighter 6 Aqua Teal 2023-08-03 | DSP got Master rank as Blanka in Street Fighter, and he goes toxic and tells people who called him a shitty fighting game player to go fuck themselves, as this Master rank proves he doesn't suck, dammit! He's also assmad that trolls are clipping his fails and falsely claims we are unhappy that he got Master rank. Personally, I'm happy he got the rank, because it will mean he gets his ass kicked harder and will produce more salt and rage for us all to consume.#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #aquateal #dspreacts
DSP tries to retcon the Side Scrollers interview and goes on an insane rant against Stuttering Craig Aqua Teal 2023-07-29 | DSP responds to a tip asking about DSP's opinion whether the Side Scrollers interview was good or bad for him in his opinion. DSP uses this question to use Pignosis on his chat to try and retcon the events to favour himself and goes on an insane rant against Stuttering Craig, including that Craig refused to see his evidence to disprove that Down from the Rafters was his WWE Champions and that he was ready to show it. Chat also calls him out on his lies, and they get banned for their efforts.#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal
DSPs Karen rant about him acting like a Karen at the vet Aqua Teal 2023-07-15 | DSP tells us the story of how he and Kat took Jasper to the vet on their Day Off, and how annoyed he is by the whole process. He whines about how he and Kat were treated differently by the staff than all the other people who brought their pets in, which I'm assuming is because they knew he was a Karen and were treating him as such. Then he bitches and complains about the vet offering bloodwork for Jasper, which he declines because "Jasper's not sick" and complains about how expensive the bloodwork is, then he goes on about how unprofessional the vet is, and how inconvenienced he and Kat were by this whole thing. The kicker? He has pet insurance and could have paid for Jasper's bloodwork with no issue.#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal
DSP gets bodied by a Master-level Luke in SF6 and whines about it all night Aqua Teal 2023-07-13 | DSP was playing in a lobby against his viewers (and trolls) in Street Fighter 6, and one of them happened to be a Master level Luke player. DSP challenged him and lost, because of course he did, and went on a cope rant about his loss and later kept bringing the Luke player up periodically to whine about him though the rest of the night.#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal
DSPs post-game Tears of the Kingdom review with some toxicity towards TikTok Aqua Teal 2023-07-11 | DSP stayed an hour overtime to beat Zelda Tears of the Kingdom (where he only got $16 in tips and stupidly skipped the post-credits scene), and this is his "final thoughts" segment where he gives his review of the game, complete with some toxic insults to TikTok for hurting his feelings because they mocked his gameplay.#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #tearsofthekingdom #dspreacts #aquateal
DSP uses his broken garbage disposal as an excuse to go on a massive victim segment about trolls Aqua Teal 2023-07-09 | DSP tells us that the "REEmergency" that interrupted his stream was he was expecting a plumber to come fix his garbage disposal. Before he gets to that story though, he goes on a toxic cope rant where he accuses trolls of screenshotting his phone and calls them a whole bunch of names and tells them to seek mental help. He then goes on a long ramble about backstory on the garbage disposal, and how the Mario Brothers eventually came to save the day. Then he attempts Pignosis and tells his audience not to listen to his trolls. This video is all over the place, and I didn't include everything in this description because I will be here all day if I do.#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal
DSP talks about slavery while playing Final Fantasy XVI Aqua Teal 2023-07-08 | A dent brought up the subject of why there are no black people in Final Fantasy XVI, and DSP says it's because African Americans and "other black people all over the world" were slaves and it would be offensive. The dent then brings up Yoshi-P's reason for why there are are no black people in the game, and DSP calls it bullshit. So he wants black slaves in the game, or no?#dsp #darksydephil #dspgaming #aquateal #finalfantasyxvi #dspreacts
DSP hates fun and video games and demands that game devs cater to him Aqua Teal 2023-07-08 | DSP went on a long rant (again) about the bloat in Final Fantasy XVI and Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. He bashes the side content and says it's boring and not "meaningful", and goes on a tangent about how game devs need to cater to his tastes. A couple of his dents (including Snowkarl) call him out on his toxic rant, during which he defends himself and backpedals as usual.#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal
[unrecorded segment] DSP whines about FFXVI/Zelda and gets assmad no one is ever nice to him Aqua Teal 2023-07-04 | DSP goes on his prestream for his night stream about how Final Fantasy XVI bores him and how people tell him conflicting things about his content and how it's making him angry. He then goes on an assmad rant about how he saw nasty comments on Diaphone's Street Fighter 6 video that were mocking him and whines about how no one online treats him nicely. I WONDER WHY?!#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal
[Version Raw] DSP plays dumb about his YT-Style begging and Stuttering Craig rant Aqua Teal 2023-07-01 | Raw footage I took of this rant, with one edit (a water sip) .DSP get s a tip from a dent who says it's sad that DSP didn't meet his YouTube style side contribution goal. DSP mocks the tip pretends this is a tip from a time warp and denies that his YouTube contributions are bad. This then evolves into a rant about Stuttering Craig and drama, which he doesn't partake in, except when he does.#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal
[Version Judgy] DSP plays dumb about his YT-Style begging and Stuttering Craig rant Aqua Teal 2023-07-01 | Judgy is here to comment on this unhinged clip!DSP get s a tip from a dent who says it's sad that DSP didn't meet his YouTube style side contribution goal. DSP mocks the tip pretends this is a tip from a time warp and denies that his YouTube contributions are bad. This then evolves into a rant about Stuttering Craig and drama, which he doesn't partake in, except when he does.#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal
DSP whines because he did OT on Zelda TotK for nothing (plus bonus Zelda puzzle fail) Aqua Teal 2023-06-29 | DSP was playing Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom and was on a quest to find a shrine using a sensor, and he completely whiffed it and even asked his audience how to solve this puzzle for him. Best part was, he was in the cave with the shrine, but left immediately lmfao. This later culminates in a rant related to Asmongold and how DSP stayed OT for his audience but got nothing for it.#dspgaming #darksydephil #dsp #tearsofthekingdom #aquateal #dspreacts
DSP begs his dents for more YouTube-style support Aqua Teal 2023-06-28 | DSP is whining because he lost a bunch of members and his YouTube side dents aren't giving him as much money as usual, and he only has two more days to get his YouTube cheque for June. Please dents, save your greedy pigmaster so he can waste your money on WWE Champions, DoorDash and alcohol!#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal
DSPs hour long whine/rant about Tears of the Kingdom Aqua Teal 2023-06-26 | DSP goes on a whingefest hour long rant about how Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom wastes his time, has too much unfocused content and says that the game is too long. He also complains about the hoards of Zelda/Nintendo fanboys attacking him for his opinion. There is also food analogies in here, because of course there are. He really likes the game though, guys!#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #tearsofthekingdom #dspreacts #aquateal
DSP gets triggered over questions about his future finances Aqua Teal 2023-06-25 | DSP gets asked if he has a 401k or other savings for retirement, and after telling the dent it's no one's business, he goes on a rant about how he expects his dents to fund him for the rest of his life. Thirty seconds after he's done that rant, the same dent (I think?) asks him if he can move to a business model where he won't be crowdfunded. DSP say nope, and then hilariously says that everything in life is crowdfunding and gives an explanation that shows he clearly doesn't know what "crowdfunding" means.#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal
DSP goes on a Puritan rant about the pillow talk scene from FFXVI Aqua Teal 2023-06-24 | DSP decided to waste his viewer's time by going on a rant about how useless he thinks the pillow talk scene from Final Fantasy XVI is. A dent calls him out about how prudish DSP has become since marriage, which makes him go off on another rant about how he's changed (he hasn't).#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal
Benedikta from Final Fantasy XVI makes DSP uncomfortable Aqua Teal 2023-06-23 | Two scenes featuring Benedikta from Final Fantasy XVI involved in romantic encounters make DSP pretty uncomfortable, so he goes into clown mode or just rolls his eyes and sighs at how stupid and pointless these scenes are. He also throws out several Games of Thrones comparisons, like that's the only show ever to have sex scenes or something.#dsp #dspgaming #darksydephil #dspreacts #finalfantasyxiv #aquateal
[unrecorded segments] DSP goes toxic on some of his viewers during Diablo 4 prestream Aqua Teal 2023-06-21 | DSP was an extra salty and pissy piggy tonight and goes toxic on some of his viewers over mundane things: a few asked about his Day Off and questioned why he needed it when he already had an unscheduled one; one who had committed the terrible crime of spelling Kat as Khet in his chat; one who questioned why he was drinking coffee late at night; and another who brought up his hairline.#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #aquateal 00:05 - Day Off rant01:08 - Kat, not Khet!01:32 - Coffee nonsense02:15 - Hair spergery
DSPs salt and rage against Manon and Kimberly players in Street Fighter 6 Aqua Teal 2023-06-19 | DSP decided to main Dhalsim today when playing Street Fighter 6, and he really struggled against Manon and Kimberly players (especially Manon).00:05- Manon player #103:47- Manon player #2 09:15- Manon player #3 13:14 - Kimberly player #1 15:40- Kimberly player #2 19:42 - Manon player #4
[DSP] Begging Bits #1: Street Fighter 6 Aqua Teal 2023-06-19 | A clip compilation of DSP begging his audience during his Street Fighter 6 stream, plus clips pointing out when a whale swoops in to save his bacon. Last night DSP was at Code Black status before Jaxx Raxor took pity on him and gave him $150. DSP went into overtime, and GameTrekker showed up at the last minute to throw another $20 at DSP in addition to the $30 he gave him on the day stream. DSP was STILL not happy and whined about all the work he has to do because of his internet issue.#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #dspreacts #streetfighter6 #aquateal
DSP experiences ACTUAL online lag mechanics during Street Fighter 6 Aqua Teal 2023-06-18 | DSP was playing a match, and out of nowhere, he got a massive lag spike. He finished the match, and REMATCHED THE GUY, where he again experienced massive lag and there was whining. Great job, idiot.Also a bonus segment at the beginning, where shortly before the match, DSP was whining about his internet being out and was begging his audience to make up the money he lost from said internet outage.#dspgaming #dsp #darksydephil #streetfighter6 #dspreacts #aquateal
DSP defends his sex pest son Derich Ip Aqua Teal 2023-06-16 | DSP was baited into talking about Trader Joe's tacos, which is one of his sex pest son Derich's many fetishes. Once he was enlightened, he got assmad at his chat and defended the honour of his sex pest son by threatening to ban everyone.#dsp #darksydephil #dspgaming #dspreacts #aquateal
