[LN] Condi Druid Benchmark LoyF | 48336 (47.9k avg)

[LN] Condi Druid Benchmark LoyF | 48336 (47.9k avg) | Patch June 24th

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2025-06-27 | Better number with lower ping - youtu.be/x8RRJxO5B5w
https://dps.report/704v-20250625-144721_golem
can be def grinded higher, but oh well :)

Recruiting:
Lucky Noobs is recruiting. Join our Discord for more info: discord.gg/d2RkJBstDd

[LN] Vloxx, first day | Power Amalgam PoV

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-09-16 | ...

Condi Quick Catalyst Fractal 35083 | July 14th Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-09-04 | https://dps.report/xcWQ-20260904-220854_golem

Condi Catalyst Fractal Relic 40128 | July 14th Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-09-04 | https://dps.report/fBjl-20260904-160426_golem

[FluX] Ura LCM Infallible practise 8:42 | Heal Specter PoV

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-09-02 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/e847d-Silva1524_20260902-205635_ura_kill

[LN] Wing 1 10:40; no VG pre | qChrono/JP/pAnti PoV | July 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-08-21 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/b6511-Cemox7089_20260820-221904_vg_kill
https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/a049e-20260820-222504_gors_kill
https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/f16d9-Cemox7089_20260820-222821_sab_kill

messed up VG p3 a bit, but oh well

Low BD Power Quick Ritualist 38203 | July 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-07-26 | https://dps.report/x7gq-20260726-084202_golem
This build overcaps quickness by only like 2 seconds! Use only on golem like fights (Cairn, MO, KC)
Could be grinded more for like 300 dps with a different ending
Gear change from the DPS build is diviner chestplate, assassins amulet, swap 3 precise infusions for power ones
Alternatively, you can just take diviner chestplate and an assassin accessory, but you will lose 2 power

Condi Scepter Alac Antiquary Average Pull - 40.2k (including ally dmg) | July 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-07-24 | https://dps.report/2fVb-20260724-175549_golem

Condi Scepter Antiquary Average Pull - 45.1k (including ally dmg) | July 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-07-24 | https://dps.report/cZIg-20260724-134226_golem
stats from 50 pulls:
higher: 46.7k
lowest: 42.7k

Condi Harbinger 45436 | July 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-07-21 | https://dps.report/tQTJ-20260721-210852_golem
i butchered the ending :))))) could be 100 higher :))))) rngesus be with me :))))
ideal ending would be elixir, scepter 3, weapon swap, 32 bip signet, heal, 45
ty mr mayo for nice optimised rotation
stopped doing shroud 3254 cuz i didnt wanna butcher such a nice first number

Power Harbinger 43045 | July 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-07-20 | https://dps.report/hoga-20260720-233636_golem
the golem dying on the spear 2 is big gamba
thank you @cemox2844 for thumbnail

New glyph bug imagine

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-07-18 | casting it while entering CA makes it not go on cooldown inside of CA
If you leave CA without casting it a second time, it goes on cooldown, but if you then go inside of CA again, it will be ready again for some reason

[LN] Deimos CM 3:17 Alac Antiquary PoV | April 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-07-04 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/f9ec7-magierzweizehn3591_20260704-225619_dei_kill

[LN] Samarog CM 3:23 Ritualist PoV | April 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-07-04 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/b530f-20260704-220142_sam_kill

[LN] Mursaat Overseer 0:52 Quick Ritualist PoV | April 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-07-03 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/1c533-20260702-221027_mo_kill

[LN] Mursaat Overseer CM 1:12 Quick Ritualist PoV | April 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-07-03 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/460b4-Cemox7089_20260702-223018_mo_kill

[LN] Dhuum CM 4:39 Alac Antiquary PoV | April 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-07-01 | https://dps.report/oruA-20260630-213537_dhuum

[LN] Qadim CM 4:28 Spellbreaker PoV | April 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-07-01 | https://dps.report/ibN2-20260630-203123_qadim

[LN] Qadim 4:08 Spellbreaker PoV | April 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-06-28 | ...

[LN] Xera 3:24 Ritualist PoV | April 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-06-18 | ...

Condi Druids - an AI song

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-06-13 | i cant sing therefore its ai, but i made the lyrics cuz i can type

lyrics:
Almost aerodrome, Key of Ahdashim
Stronghold of the Faithful, the mythwright gambit.
Condi is good there, better than the rest
Stronger than the soulbeasts, untameds and shots.

Condi druid, take me home
To the wing, i belong
Key of ahdashim, Mount Balrior
Take me home, condi druids.

All my condis stack up on her
Soulless horror, Glenna with the spirit.
Cairn and Mursaat, Dhuum and the Peerless
Jacaranda’s Embrace, Devourer’s poison

Condi druid, take me home
To the wing, i belong
Key of ahdashim, Mount Balrior
Take me home, condi druids.

I have my writ on its gold well spent maybe
The immob reminds me of my class far away
Going through the wings, i get a feelin that i want to bench
Condi druids, condi druids

Condi druid, take me home
To the wing, i belong
Key of ahdashim, Mount Balrior
Take me home, condi druids.

Condi druid, take me home
To the wing, i belong
Key of ahdashim, Mount Balrior
Take me home, condi druids.

Take me home, my condi druids
Take me home, my condi druids

[LN] Daily Wing 5 FC 12:57 | AlacEvoker / Ritualist / AlacAnti PoV | April 26th 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-06-10 | ...

[LN] Samarog 2:43 Ritualist PoV | April 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-06-07 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/48123-Cemox7089_20260604-220943_sam_kill

Condi Alac Evoker 38537 | April 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-06-03 | https://dps.report/TBK6-20260603-102925_golem
not perfect, but my goal was met

[LN] Sabetha 2:08 Ritualist PoV | April 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-05-28 | nutsack food swapped cringe
https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/87cfa-Cemox7089_20260528-230203_sab_kill

[LN] Gorseval 1:22 Alac Luminary PoV | April 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-05-28 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/5e02b-Cemox7089_20260528-221251_gors_kill

[LN] Decima 2:41 Scepter Antiquary PoV | April 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-05-26 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/e8062-20260526-221444_decima_kill

39.2k log https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/02a80-20260526-202337_decima_kill

[LN] Vale Guardian 1:26 Power Amalgam PoV | April 2026 Patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-05-24 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/c1650-Cemox7089_20260524-212748_vg_kill

[LN] Qadim 4:14 Spellbreaker Kite PoV | April 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-05-21 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/79e32-Cemox7089_20260519-230256_qadim_kill

[LN] Dhuum 4:14 Alac Tank Antiquary PoV | April 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-05-15 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/e6211-20260514-205707_dhuum_kill

Power Ritualist 43113 | April 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-05-12 | https://dps.report/YabY-20260512-125053_golem

[LN] Xera 3:27 Quick Ritualist PoV | April 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-05-12 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/3ef14-20260509-224134_xera_kill

[LN] Soulless Horror 1:40 Heal Druid PoV | April 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-05-12 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/e3ca2-20260507-230213_sh_kill

[LN] KC NM 2:51 | Alac Luminary PoV | April 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-05-10 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/7778b-20260509-205553_kc_kill

Condi Scepter Antiquary Average Pull - 44.4k (including ally dmg) | April 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-05-03 | https://dps.report/Qm1u-20260503-141852_golem
Highest numbers:
1st number - 48 147 without allies
Overall - 46k with allies
Its like +- 1.5k
Using dancer on venom will result in a lower personal dmg but higher dmg if you include ally dmg

[LN] Condi Scepter Antiquary 42715 solo (aprox 45.2k group) | April 2026 patch

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-05-02 | https://dps.report/zbFb-20260502-104052_golem

Lucky Noobs [LN] - Vale Guardian 1:30 | Tank Condi Willbender

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-05-02 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/7e281-Cemox7089_20260430-212938_vg_kill

cmech 41623

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-04-16 | https://dps.report/K8MR-20260416-093559_golem

Lucky Noobs [LN] - Stronghold of the Faithful - 10:22 | Blsw / antiq PoV

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-04-14 | Logs:
Siege the Stronghold: https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/9a724-Cemox7089_20260412-231912_escort_kill
Keep Construct: https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/cdb59-20260412-232233_kc_kill
Twisted Castle: https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/fa961-20260412-232326_twstcstl_kill
Xera: https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/8b4b9-Cemox7089_20260412-232721_xera_kill

Other PoVs:
Nightmare (qScrp / aLum / pDh): youtu.be/tdvUQ6hhQMg
Hype (pDd / pAnt): youtu.be/5DhS6H0a1w0
Leon (aTemp / pAnt / qBrs):
Cemox (Chr / Mir): youtube.com/watch?v=fEeC-aw4PGg
Canuqy (pBls / Chr): youtu.be/TdaDHCpJm_Y
Toilet (pBls / pAnti / pDd): youtu.be/qqY8GJmzO4I
Kylio (pDd / pAnt / qDe / pDh): youtu.be/GTxYZpGRN9E
Mazz (pBls / pCond / qBrs):
Zealle (pBls / pCond / aLum):
Gaby (hFb / aLum):

Recruiting:
Lucky Noobs is recruiting. Join our Discord for more info: discord.gg/d2RkJBstDd

[LN] Branded Mine 1:33.600 | Vanilla

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-04-14 | It says .97 on the timer, however thats due to slow reaction time, when going frame by frame the interact icon start appearing at .600

[LN] King Jaliss Refuge 1:30:670 | Vanilla

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-04-14 | ...

[LN] Crimson Plateau 0:47.820 | Vanilla

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-04-14 | i hate cliff bats

[LN] Shattered Ice Ruins 1:41.560 | Vanilla

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-04-14 | ...

[LN] Gauntlet of the Khan-Ur 2:35.55 | Vanilla

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-04-14 | Lost 7 seconds to frog rng

[LN] Vale Brazier - only run + glide, no jade core | 2:38.05

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-04-13 | ...

[LN] Tribulation Rift Scaffolding 1:27.81 | Vanilla

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-04-13 | ...

[LN] Infallible Wing 7 | Conduit PoV

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-02-17 | https://dps.report/mqDZ-20260215-225122_adina
https://dps.report/TZsm-20260215-224825_sabir
https://dps.report/xCMg-20260215-225716_qpeer

Go join LN, best guild EU

[LN] Infallible Wing 5 | aAmal / qScrap PoV

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-02-14 | https://dps.report/i8h3-20260212-213146_sh
https://dps.report/rURY-20260212-214451_dhuum

recruit, join

[LN] Infallible Wing 6 | pCond PoV

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-02-11 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/04c42-Cemox7089_20260210-231415_qadim_kill, https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/4a4db-20260210-230727_twinlargos_kill, https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/99be3-Mazz3794_20260210-230137_ca_kill,
logs in wrong order, blame canuqy

we recrut, join

[LN] Infallible Wing 4 | aLumi / pWlb PoV

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-02-11 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/7cc1f-Cemox7089_20260210-213707_dei_kill, https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/6da0f-20260210-213217_sam_kill, https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/4cd5e-20260210-212731_mo_kill, https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/a0005-20260210-212517_cairn_kill
logs in wrong order, blame canuqy

we recrut, join

[LN] Infallible Wing 3 | pCond PoV

[LN] Toilet Gw2 2026-02-10 | https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/7b111-Cemox7089_20260208-225638_kc_kill, https://gw2wingman.nevermindcreations.de/log/9ab8e-Cemox7089_20260208-230209_xera_kill

we recruiting, join us