James Gunns Superman: One of the WORST Movies Ever Made The Little Platoon 2026-09-20 | James Gunns Superman: One of the WORST Movies Ever Made
Platoon Plays Lord of Ring: Gollum - The Breeding of Gilbert The Little Platoon 2025-03-04 | Continuing the EFAP hazing ritual that is drinking heavily while playing Lord of Ring: Gollum
Platoon Plays Lord of Ring: Gollum - So it begins... The Little Platoon 2025-02-27 | Commencing the EFAP hazing ritual that is drinking heavily while playing Lord of Ring: Gollum
BSUP #58 - Cap 4 is a Box Office Bomb, 007 Sold The Little Platoon 2025-02-24 | :: Your Hosts ::Little Platoon | youtube.com/@thelittleplatoonMovie Cynic | youtube.com/@themoviecynic:: Our guests ::Reaper | youtube.com/@realreaperJedi Brooks | youtube.com/@jedibrooks7235Produced by BagFace | youtube.com/@iambagface
Lord of the Rings: War of the Rohirrim - Makes the Hobbit Look Good The Little Platoon 2024-12-27 | War of the Rohirrim was quite clearly a rush job made to maintain movie rights, not tell a story. It helpfully shows that anime, while popular, is just as bad as Hollywood when it's written by Western hacks.Go check out The Mega Geek's Rebecca Gold show! @RebeccaGold Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUP *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc*Timestamps*The REAL Helm Hammerhand - 00:00Lord of the Film Rights - 04:58She's Making Herstory - 08:35Drunken Punch-up at a Wedding - 15:54LotR: Beast Wars - 24:18They're Taking the Girlboss to Isengard - 26:13We Had to Destroy Edoras to Save it - 30:41Welcome to Helm's Deep - 39:10Orcs Hunting for Rings - 45:05Hera Saves The World - 50:53We're Off to Meet the Wizard - 01:03:24Conclusion: No. - 01:06:00
Gladiator 2 - I Came, I Saw, I Critiqued The Little Platoon 2024-12-15 | We are NOT entertained! Gladiator 2 neatly portrays the decline and fall of cinema.Go to https://ground.news/littleplatoon to see through media bias and better understand the world. Subscribe through my link for 50% off unlimited access this month - the best deal of the year!A scene-for-scene rehash of an older and better work without any understanding of its characters, its themes or its symbolism. Ridley Scott should retire.Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUP *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc*Timestamps*Man Thinks About Rome - 00:00The Virtues of Gladiator - 12:56The Premise - 22:07How to Lose Wives & Alienate People - 29:22Commodus vs The Twins - 40:02Discount Proximo - 43:51Money is Power - 52:10Welcome to the Playground - 01:03:27Gladiator vs Wakanda - 01:09:39Very Important Failures - 01:15:47Broken Families & Fragile Dreams - 01:22:47Sharks in the Colosseum - 01:30:50Pedro Pascal Finally Dies - 01:34:48And So Does An Emperor - 01:48:43Discount Proximo's Revenge - 01:51:58You and Whose Army? - 02:03:21RIP Lucilla - 02:07:25A Conflict of No Visions - 02:14:23Make Rome Great Again? - 02:20:27Conclusion: A Spiritual Void of a Movie - 02:27:03
Star Wars Skeleton Crew: Welcome to UTropia The Little Platoon 2024-12-10 | Star Wars Skeleton Crew is all heart but no ambition. It succeeds in playing it safe. Very, very safe. Which makes probably makes it the best Star Wars show since Andor.Monday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUP *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc*Timestamps*Amblin Does Star Wars: 00:00Pirates in Space: 07:07Tropes & Callbacks: 18:36Characters & Mystery Beats: 24:31Strong Women: 35:29Putting Together a Team: 38:08Decks Dark: 46:24Crossing the Barrier: 51:42
Rings of Power - The End of All Things (I Wish It Was) The Little Platoon 2024-10-27 | A mere two years late, the concluding part of the Rings of Power Season 1 critique.The Rings of Power Playlist: youtube.com/watch?v=XYgcSEW6nPc&list=PLjJNtVylHOh9uTGoKI9S2hJi4hB2hfFU2&ab_channel=TheLittlePlatoonVideo editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc*Timestamps*In Progress
Rings of Power - Destroy It The Little Platoon 2024-10-24 | The penultimate part of the Rings of Power Season 1 critique series takes in ep7, the one where they survive a volcano.*This was meant to be one concluding part, but copyright be copyright and it had to be split.The Rings of Power Playlist: youtube.com/watch?v=XYgcSEW6nPc&list=PLjJNtVylHOh9uTGoKI9S2hJi4hB2hfFU2&ab_channel=TheLittlePlatoonVideo editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc*Timestamps*In Progress
Rings of Power Season 2: A Long-Expected Autopsy The Little Platoon 2024-10-20 | Kicking off the overdue autopsy of Rings of Power Season 2Go to https://ground.news/littleplatoon to see through media bias and better understand the world. Subscribe through my link for 40% off unlimited access this month.The Rings of Power Playlist: youtube.com/watch?v=XYgcSEW6nPc&list=PLjJNtVylHOh9uTGoKI9S2hJi4hB2hfFU2&ab_channel=TheLittlePlatoonVideo editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc*Timestamps*In Progress
Rings of Power - Cast It Into The Fire The Little Platoon 2024-09-29 | Continuing Rings of Power Season 1, two years later...Play War Thunder now with my link, and get a massive, free bonus pack including vehicles, boosters and more: https://playwt.link/thelittleplatoon24War Thunder is a highly detailed vehicle combat game containing over 2000 playable tanks, aircrafts and ships spanning over 100 years of development. Immerse yourself completely in dynamic battles with an unparalleled combination of realism and approachability.Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsTyler Wolff!Channel: youtube.com/channel/UCmymbHsPDKVJdYXVtey0ZeA?app=desktopTwitter: https://x.com/TWolff123Monday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc*Timestamps*Intro - I'm Back to Save the Universe: 00:00 - 03:52Tangent - On Canon & Adaptation: 03:53 - 26:02E04 - The Great Wave: 26:03 - 01:57:37E05 - Partings: 01:57:38 - 03:31:24E06 - Mordor, Land of Waldreg: 03:31:25 - 05:11:00Outro: I'll Be Back: 05:11:01 - 05:11:25
The Acolyte - Dead & Buried (Compilation) The Little Platoon 2024-08-26 | The Acolyte is officially over and officially cancelled. Since there's no point sitting on it, here's a supercut - the complete Acolyte S1 review: quite possibly the longest one on the internet.Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc*Timestamps*Intro: How to Disappear Completely: 00:00 - 03:43Ep1: So It Begins... 03:44 - 01:39:44Ep2: Tommen Baratheon's Sensible Self-Deletion: 01:39:44 - 03:06:08Ep3: The Power of MAAAANNNNYYYYYYYY: 3:06:08 - 04:35:33Ep4: Hunting Wookies: 04:35:33 - 05:58:37Ep5: The One With All the Fighting: 05:58:37 - 07:45:35Ep6: Stupid Sexy Smilo: 07:45:35 - 09:14:43Ep7: AJAB (All Jedi Aren't Bleeeeeeeeeeeeep): 09:14:43 - 11:05:58Ep8: The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Cameo: 11:05:58 - 13:53:23Outro: Ruled by Mediocrity (or The Perverse Morality of The Acolyte): 13:54:07 - 14:16:00
The Acolyte - Finale - This Show is Unironically Evil The Little Platoon 2024-08-04 | The Acolyte episode 8 completed Leslye Headland's calculated destruction of the Jedi, while portraying the triumph of evil as a good thing. So ends one of the worst television series ever put to screen.Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
The Acolyte - Episode 7 - The Jedi Did Nothing Wrong The Little Platoon 2024-07-21 | The Acolyte Episode 7 pretends to mount a serious critique of the Jedi, but ends up proving them right.Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
The Acolyte - Episode 6 - Why Was This Made? The Little Platoon 2024-07-09 | The Acolyte Episode 6 achieves absolutely nothing. You don't need to watch it and you should probably have clicked on a different video.Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
The Acolyte - Episode 5 - The Best is Really Bad The Little Platoon 2024-06-30 | Go to https://ground.news/littleplatoon to see through media bias and better understand the world. Subscribe through my link for 40% off unlimited access this month.The Acolyte Episode 5 has been hailed as the best of a bad bunch. But it still doesn't hold up to scrutiny. Still, at least people died!Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsThe EFAP canon discussion: youtube.com/watch?v=1DRC17Im8jg&t=1s&ab_channel=MooLerMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
The Acolyte - Episode 4 - Somehow, Worse Again The Little Platoon 2024-06-25 | The Acolyte Episode was chiefly notable for pre-birthing Ki-Adi-Mundi, until Amandla Stenberg released her remarkable diss track. The episode is, if anything, worse than the last one - which is really saying something.Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
The Acolyte - Episode 3 - UNLIMITED CRINGE The Little Platoon 2024-06-18 | Get 20% OFF + Free Shipping with promo code PLATOON at manscaped.com/platoon #manscapedpartnerThe Acolyte Episode 3 brings us one of the worst sequences in all Star Wars - a bunch of witches trying to induct their force babies into the cult of Lesbianism. The power of one, the power of two, the power of manyyyyyyyyyy.Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
The Acolyte Episode 2 - No Reward is Worth This The Little Platoon 2024-06-14 | The Acolyte Episode 2 continues, and maybe even exceeds, the laughable incompetence of episode 1. The longer it goes on, the harder it gets to find anything at all worth praising.Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His Channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
The Acolyte - Episode 1 - I’ve Got a Bad Feeling About This… The Little Platoon 2024-06-09 | The Acolyte has kicked off on Disney Plus. The first episode is NOT the worst abuse Disney has inflicted on the franchise, but its best ideas are undermined by sheer incompetence, while all evidence suggests this could be the show that finally kills off Star Wars as a serious franchise.Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!His Channel: @altriesallthetime Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
Rebel Moon: A Zack Snyder Disaster The Little Platoon 2024-05-18 | Use my link displate.com/littleplatoon or use my code LITTLEPLATOON to access my special promo on all designs | 1-2 = 32% OFF, 3+ = 37% OFF, 4+ = 42% OFF. Available until 27/05/2024. Discount applied automatically at check out when using my link. (Excl. Limited Editions, Lumino and Textra)With Rebel Moon, Zack Snyder has done the impossible: He's proven Kathleen Kennedy right about something. Part One: A Child of Fire is an embarrassing mess of a movie, and Part Two somehow manages to be even worse.Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. *Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_again*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc *Timestamps*PART ONE:AE Housman vs Zack Snyder Diss Track: 00:00 - 04:50Part One: Asses of Fire: 04:51 - 09:23Horrible History: 09:24 - 13:35Vaguely Norse Space People: 13:36 - 20:00Hungry Hungry Space Nazis: 20:01 - 29:38Anthony Robotkins: 29:39 - 39:35The Call to Adventure: 39:36 - 45:34Rescuing Rosie: 45:35 - 51:50Kora is Not a Character: 51:51 - 01:05:40Arcane & The Art of the Flashback: 01:05:41 - 01:09:00Some Sort of Gay Clown Apparently: 01:09:01 - 01:19:05Discount Solo etc: 01:19:06 - 01:22:06Hunk Mowgli & the Hippogriff: 01:22:07 - 01:29:13The Acolyte vs Spider Queen: 01:29:14 - 01:35:24Magical Flashback Princess: 01:35:25 - 01:39:50Gladiator II: Maximus Decimus Boogaloo: 01:39:51 - 01:44:57Rebels on Leviticus: 01:44:58 - 01:55:55Discount Solo Does a Lando: 01:55:56 - 02:01:30Worst Scene in Part One: 02:01:31 - 02:07:40Drunken Punchup At A Bespin: 02:07:41 - 02:14:50He Vadered!: 02:14:51 - 02:16:55PART TWO:Part Two: Lobotomy Scar-Giver: 02:16:56 - 02:31:34The Grain Melange: 02:31:35 - 02:43:00There Are Still No Characters: 02:43:01 - 02:46:20One of the Worst Scenes Ever: 02:46:21 - 02:58:50Clarkson's Farm Season 4: 02:58:51 - 03:07:00Knitwear = Character Work: 03:07:01 - 03:13:45Part One Isn't Broken Enough: 03:13:46 - 03:20:13Completely Inexcusable Writing: 03:20:14 - 03:29:35Anthony Robotkins is a Doomer: 03:29:36 - 03:34:39Military Strategy 101: 03:34:40 - 03:38:54A Diplomatic Solution: 03:38:55 - 03:43:19Aggressive Negotiations: 03:43:20 - 03:47:02A Pointless Person Dies Pointlessly: 03:47:03 - 03:53:10Giant Heads & Coal-Powered Ships: 03:53:11 - 04:03:22Robotkins Ex Machina: 04:03:23 - 04:07:08Star Wars & Final Battles: 04:07:09 - 04:13:35Gooner Dies, Oh No: 04:13:36 - 04:16:50Oh Btw the Princess Lives: 04:16:51 - 04:22:16Conclusion: This Is F***ing F***ed: 04:22:17 - 04:27:46
The Complete Awfulness of Velma - Season 1 The Little Platoon 2024-04-24 | Velma Season 2 is upon us! In preparation for this masterpiece from Mindy Kaling, here's a SUPERCUT of the entire season 1 review. Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_againOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc *Timestamps*Hello! 00:00 - 01:40E01 A Bad Trip: 01:41 - 16:15E02 White Men With Tiny Dicks: 16:16 - 31:43E03 Heartfelt Lesbionics 31:44 - 52:35E04 Stupid Sexy Schoolgirls: 52:36 - 01:14:55E05 Velma Ruins Relationships: 01:14:56 - 01:32:00E06 The A Plot, Sort Of: 01:32:01 - 01:44:15E07 Lockdown Feminism: 01:44:16 - 01:59:00E08 Pointless Flashback Episode: 01:59:01 - 02:04:03E09 Somehow It Gets Worse: 02:04:04 - 02:11:42E10 Exit Music (For Velma): 02:11:43 - 02:23:43
Godzilla x Kong = Dumb (feat. Diddy) The Little Platoon 2024-04-14 | Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire is what happens when you assume that most of your audience is thick and will pay for anything so long as it's got the right branding. If you like Godzilla and Kong you should be offended that THIS is how Hollywood treats them.Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_againOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc *Timestamps*In Progress...
Madame Web - Disaster-Class Movie The Little Platoon 2024-03-04 | Madame Web proves that great art doesn't require artistic intent. You don't get this funny except by accident.Video editing and Vtuber design by Altries!Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.com*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_againOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc *Timestamps*Madame Web: Comedic Genius: 00:00 - 06:26"As You Know" Exposition: 06:27 - 15:23The Villain is Evil: 15:24 - 23:50Peruvian Spider People: 23:51 - 28:40Diverse Female Characters: 28:41 - 38:35Car Crash = Magic Powers: 38:36 - 48:00The NSA is Evil: 48:01 - 59:13Attack of the Gay Spider Demon: 59:14 - 01:08:00Researching Spiders Again: 01:08:01 - 01:16:35Britney Spears is Toxic: 01:16:36 - 01:24:50Women Synchronise: 01:24:51 - 01:35:29A Quick Jaunt to Peru: 01:35:30 - 01:47:00Weaponised Flying Ambulances: 01:47:01 - 01:53:20Death By Product Placement: 01:53:21 - 02:04:20You're An Orphan lol - 02:04:21 - 02:07:24Exit Music: 02:07:25 - 02:11:14
Marvels Echo: The Most Pointless Video Ive Ever Made The Little Platoon 2024-02-18 | Nobody cares about Marvel's Echo, so I made a three hour video about it.Thanks to Altries and @Loftipixels for their help on this one!The DarkHour video: youtube.com/watch?v=OvXtADsTK4M&t=1s&ab_channel=DarkHourVideo editing and Vtuber design by Altries!Here's his website (for commissions and such): altries.squarespace.com/?fbclid=IwAR3dfY6uRCu0xp__lJaD_YLf7UNufdIUi1xF7UMEZ6rYKcfwXvjvb_OhtIsMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!Fritz's website (for commissions and such): *More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.com*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodAltries: twitter.com/Altried_againOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc *Timestamps*Who or What is Echo? - 00:00 - 06:50Ep.1 The One With Daredevil: 06:51 - 55:51Ep.2 The Great Train Robbery: 55:52 - 01:21:06Ep.3 Make America Skate Again: 01:21:07 - 01:47:57Ep.4 Trail of Tedium: 01:47:58 - 02:19:19Ep.5 Ground Pound at the Powwow: 02:19:20 - 02:42:52Cucking the Kingpin: 02:42:53 - 02:47:52
The Marvels - A Complete Catastrophe The Little Platoon 2023-12-15 | Get the perfect Christmas gift! Get up to 55% off with my code: THELITTLEPLATOON going to partner.ekster.com/TheLittlePlatoonThe Marvels takes the honors as the worst film of the year, and quite possibly the worst film in the entire MCU. It's an absurd creation in pretty much all the ways. And it further establishes that Captain Marvel is a villain on par with Thanos.Thanks to Fritz, @Iambagface @Loftipixels and @Ozkii95 for their help with this video!Monday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc The complete live Ahsoka breakdown playlist (courtesy of Mr Brown Alliance): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmYzKBKpSYyeyIeBXexj_jjbG5vGpduMV*Timestamps*Intro: The Strange Death of Marvel: 00:00:00 - 00:08:51Recaptain Marvel: 00:08:52 - 00:20:00Previously on Disney plus: 00:20:21 - 00:26:02Sponsor - Ekster! 00:26:03 - 00:27:48Darth Bender & the Bangle of Doom: 00:27:49 - 00:36:00Enter The Marvels: 00:36:01 - 00:55:10Zach Snyder’s Rebel Moon: 00:55:11 - 01:00:52Diversity Again: 01:00:53 - 01:07:08Broken Mechanics: 01:07:09 - 01:14:09Planet Telex: 01:14:10 - 01:23:32What The Hell is Happening? 01:23:33 - 01:28:20Light-based Powers: 01:28:21 - 01:38:00Black Girl Magic! 01:38:01 - 01:47:18Spaceballs Did It: 01:47:19 - 01:54:24I Clapped When I Saw Valkyrie: 01:54:25 - 02:02:22The Marvels vs One Piece: 02:02:23 - 02:15:54Carol Danvers is Evil: 02:15:55 - 02:28:33Women Deserve Better: 02:28:34 - 02:35:41Too Many Worlds: 02:35:42 - 02:41:35Musical/Genocide: 02:41:36 - 02:49:46Not A Good Plan: 02:49:47 - 02:58:34Battle of Waterworld: 02:58:34 - 03:09:00Carol is Worse than Thanos: 03:09:01 - 03:18:41Escape Pod Flerkens: 03:18:42 - 03:29:55The Marvels vs Spider Man vs Blue Beetle: 03:29:56 - 03:40:12Feminine Freakout of Cringe: 03:40:13 - 03:50:18Suddenly, Multiverse: 03:50:19 - 04:03:31The Young Avengers: 04:03:32 - 04:07:02No One’s Ever Truly Gone: 04:07:03 - 04:08:57Conclusion: Worldbuilding: 04:08:58 - 04:26:45Conclusion: Carol Danvers: 04:26:46 - 04:33:50Conclusion: Monica Rambeau: 04:33:51 - 04:38:04Conclusion: Kamala Khan: 04:38:05 - 04:43:46Conclusion: Nick Fury: 04:43:47 - 04:47:17Conclusion: Darth Bender: 04:47:17 - 04:53:25Conclusion: Plot: 04:53:26 - 04:55:11Conclusion: Theme: 04:55:12 - 05:28:57Thanks to Editors, Patrons & You: 05:28:58 - 05:30:54
Ahsoka - The Bad Side of the Force The Little Platoon 2023-11-14 | Start speaking a new language in 3 weeks with Babbel 🎉. Get 60% OFF your subscription during their Black Friday sale➡Here: go.babbel.com/t?bsc=1200m60-youtube-growingupwithoutborders1-nov-2023&btp=default&utm_term=generic_v1&utm_medium=paidsocial&utm_source=YouTube&utm_content=Influencer..growingupwithoutborders1..USA..YouTubeAhsoka is finished. Dave Filoni saved Star Wars! Oh, wait, no he didn't. In Part 4, Sabine puts an entire galaxy at risk of Thrawn's return in order that she gets to see Ezra Bridger again, even though they barely have a relationship to speak of. Ahsoka seemingly dies, but doesn't; and Anakin returns, because of course he does.Part One: youtu.be/w8-UOjGxFUQPart Two: youtu.be/jO6miEBY3Io?si=gCf-B_yF50rzz_JMPart Three: youtu.be/YK_lNO1u7GM?si=mz7tM7Lf8J5AaF-1Rebels fans may have derived more joy from the show than the general audience. Then again, Ahsoka butchers a whole lot of Star Wars: Rebels lore as well, so... maybe not.In order to avoid protracted copyright battles, I'll be releasing this review episode-by-episode across the next couple of weeks.Thanks to @Loftipixels and@MrBrownAlliance for their help with this video!Monday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc The complete live Ahsoka breakdown playlist (courtesy of Mr Brown Alliance): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmYzKBKpSYyeyIeBXexj_jjbG5vGpduMV*Timestamps*Everyone Should Be Dead: 00:00 - 01:00Sponsor: Babbel: 01:01 - 02:30Ahsoka is an Idiot: 02:31 - 10:40Return of the Jedi is Meh: 10:41 - 15:34Big Ray is a Mystery Box: 15:35 - 20:30Guns Are Sword-Like Weapons: 20:31 - 24:35Who is Marrok? 24:36 - 35:45Ahsoka vs Balin Round One: 35:46 - 45:00Sabine is a Villain: 45:01 - 52:50The World Between The Worlds: 52:51 - 58:48
Ahsoka - Space Whales and Other Nonsense The Little Platoon 2023-11-08 | Part One: youtu.be/w8-UOjGxFUQPart Two: youtu.be/jO6miEBY3Io?si=gCf-B_yF50rzz_JMAhsoka is finished. Dave Filoni saved Star Wars! Oh, wait, no he didn't. Ahsoka was completely unapproachable to the general audience and at times lapsed into Mandalorian-style awfulness.Rebels fans may have derived more joy from the show than the general audience. Then again, Ahsoka butchers a whole lot of Star Wars: Rebels lore as well, so... maybe not.In order to avoid protracted copyright battles, I'll be releasing this review episode-by-episode across the next couple of weeks.Thanks to @Iambagface and@MrBrownAlliance for their help with this video!Monday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc The complete live Ahsoka breakdown playlist (courtesy of Mr Brown Alliance): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmYzKBKpSYyeyIeBXexj_jjbG5vGpduMV*Timestamps*Nothing is Good: 00:00 - 01:58A New Hope vs Ahsoka: 01:59 - 13:22What is the New Republic? 13:23 - 29:15Jacen Syndulla: 29:16 - 33:21Jedi Ruin Star Wars: 33:22 - 41:19Ahsoka Sissors Sabine: 41:20 - 49:03Rimming the Ring: 49:03 - 54:08Zero-G Space Ballet: 54:09 - 57:53Moby Dick in Space: 57:54 - 01:01:04It Only Gets Worse: 01:01:05 - 01:04:34
Ahsoka - Prepare for Trouble & Make It Double The Little Platoon 2023-10-29 | Get 4 months extra on a 2-year plan here: nordvpn.com/thelittleplatoon - It's risk-free with Nord's 30-day money-back guarantee!Part One: youtu.be/w8-UOjGxFUQAhsoka is finished. Dave Filoni saved Star Wars! Oh, wait, no he didn't. Ahsoka was completely unapproachable to the general audience and at times lapsed into Mandalorian-style awfulness.Rebels fans may have derived more joy from the show than the general audience. Then again, Ahsoka butchers a whole lot of Star Wars: Rebels lore as well, so... maybe not.In order to avoid protracted copyright battles, I'll be releasing this review episode-by-episode across the next couple of weeks.Thanks to Fritz and@MrBrownAlliance for their help with this video!Monday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc The complete live Ahsoka breakdown playlist (courtesy of Mr Brown Alliance): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmYzKBKpSYyeyIeBXexj_jjbG5vGpduMV*Timestamps*The School of Bad Writing: 00:00 - 03:15NordVPN: 03:16 - 04:43Witchcraft & Wizardry: 04:44 - 12:03Dumb Droids: 12:04 - 18:53The Witch, the B**** & the Capitalist: 18:54 - 23:12Sabine x Ahsoka UwU: 23:13 - 29:09Where is Thrawn? Why is Thrawn? 29:10 - 40:20Decline & Fall of the Galactic Empire: 40:21 - 50:55Huge Wang Is Good: 50:56 - 56:40Fights and Chases etc: 56:31 - 01:07:13The Eye of Sauron: 01:07:14 - 01:11:48
Ahsoka - Not the Show Youre Looking For - Part One The Little Platoon 2023-10-21 | Use my link to install ✅ Dungeon Hunter VI for Free: dhskol.onelink.me/c9XC/u8zabv6m ✅ & Get a special starter pack worth $50 ✅ [Available for the next 30 days]💥 Join the launch event for free chances to win amazing prizes like iPhone 15 Pro Max, PS5, Apple Watch and more. Visit dungeonhunter6.com/luckydraw for details.Ahsoka is finished. Dave Filoni saved Star Wars! Oh, wait, no he didn't. Ahsoka was completely unapproachable to the general audience and at times lapsed into Mandalorian-style awfulness.Rebels fans may have derived more joy from the show than the general audience. Then again, Ahsoka butchers a whole lot of Star Wars: Rebels lore as well, so... maybe not.In order to avoid protracted copyright battles, I'll be releasing this review episode-by-episode across the next couple of weeks.Thanks to @ozkii95, and@MrBrownAlliance for their help with this video!Monday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc The complete live Mando breakdown playlist (courtesy of Mr Brown Alliance): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmYzKBKpSYyeVItTc78tHSd1wziHQaXeO*Timestamps*OK But Why? Part One: 00:00 - 01:14Sponsor: Dungeon Hunter VI: 01:15 - 03:32OK But Why? Part Two: 03:33 - 12:10Star Wars and the Opening Crawl: 12:11 - 18:24They're NOT Jedi You Plank: 18:24 - 30:19Wait, Where Are We? 30:20 - 36:30Indiana Tano and the Testicle of Doom: 36:31 - 45:00Who Are These People? 45:01 - 55:01Sabine Wren is Awesome & Cool: 55:02 - 01:00:21Non-diegetic Exposition Dumps: 01:00:22 - 01:04:20Ahsoka vs Sabine: Battle of Boring: 01:04:21 - 01:13:43Oh No, Sabine Stole My Testicle: 01:13:44 - 01:22:35Tis But A Scratch: 01:22:36 - 01:28:25Continued in Part 2: 01:28:26 - 01:31:05
The Mandalorian - This is DEFINITELY NOT the Way The Little Platoon 2023-10-10 | Go to tryfum.com/LITTLEPLATOON and use code LITTLEPLATOON to save an additional 10% off your order today.The Mandalorian Season 3 has now concluded, and what an incomprehensible mess it was! This video, part two, covers the last four episodes of the Batwoman of the Star Wars universe.Part One: youtube.com/watch?v=vyOPqnp8BaM&t=1258s&ab_channel=TheLittlePlatoonThanks to @ozkii95, @Iambagface and @MrBrownAlliance for their help with this video!Monday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): @BSUPyt *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc The complete live Mando breakdown playlist (courtesy of Mr Brown Alliance): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmYzKBKpSYyeVItTc78tHSd1wziHQaXeO*Timestamps*Previously on Crap: 00:00 - 09:28Sponsor - Füm: 09:29 - 11:15Episode V - Pirates of the Mandalorian: 11:16 - 01:13:13Episode VI - That's No Moon, It's Lizzo: 01:13:14 - 02:18:50Episode VII - Subterranean Homesick Mandos: 02:18:51 - 03:37:11Episode VIII - Goodbye War of Star: 03:37:12 - 04:16:00Fixing Disney Star Wars: 04:16:01 - 04:34:15KK Orders Skeleton Crew: 04:34:16 - 04:35:26
Barbie - A Hot Pink Mess The Little Platoon 2023-08-07 | Can you make it to #1? 👑 Download Pocket Champs for free using my link tinyurl.com/The-Little-Platoon and receive an exclusive reward! Start your journey to victory now! 🚀Barbie is a complicated mess of a film that tries to be both Feminist and Humanist at the same time, and fails at both. Strong performances and beautiful set design are let down by incoherent preaching - but it's far from the worst film of the year.Thanks to @Iambagface and @ozkii95 for help with the editing!Monday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCnfVICHqZXci0jGHJpezbdA6KE5MC8WnSitch & Adam's Review: youtube.com/watch?v=hAtj9PhzufM&t=894s&ab_channel=Sitch%26AdamShow*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!* @MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc*Timestamps*Intro: Ladies Of The World, Unite! 00:00 - 09:36Sponsor: Pocket Champs: 09:37 - 11:23My God, It's Full Of Girls: 11:24 - 15:47Do Girls Dream of Electric Pink? 15:48 - 20:24Citizens Disunited: 20:24 - 26:32Beach Me Off - 26:33 - 32:00Irrepressible Thoughts Of Death: 32:01 - 38:27Tarantino Loves Feet: 38:28 - 43:00Closer to Fine: 43:01 - 45:45Welcome To The Real World: 45:46 - 53:30Feminism Vs Humanism Round One: 53:31 - 01:03:07Barbie Isn't Satire: 01:03:08 - 01:14:50The Patriarchy Is Pretty Cool: 01:14:51 - 01:32:46Margot Robbie Is Not Mid: 01:32:47 - 01:36:53The Little Platoon Vs Feminists: 01:36:54 - 02:00:39Toxic Femininity: 02:00:40 - 02:11:04Drunken Punch-up At A Kenning: 02:11:05 - 02:13:10Thoughts Of A Dying Ken: 02:13:11 - 02:18:40Trans-Barbieism: 02:18:41 - 02:23:44Map of the Barbieotique: 02:23:45 - 02:37:50Thanks To The Editors! 02:37:51 - 02:38:26
Indiana Jones 5 - No More Heroes The Little Platoon 2023-07-25 | Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny takes one of cinema's most charming, optimistic heroes and gives him the Jake Skywalker treatment. Its deserved failure completes the set for Kathleen Kennedy and Lucasfilm. This film makes Kingdom of the Crystal Skull look good. It should never have been made.Thanks to @ozkii95 and @MrBrownAlliance for help with the editing!Monday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCnfVICHqZXci0jGHJpezbdA6KE5MC8WnThe EFAP Breakdown: youtube.com/watch?v=th_CRa3rmMw&t=4679s&ab_channel=MooLer*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!* @MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc*Timestamps*Intro: He Belongs in a Museum: 00:00 - 11:25Indiana Jones & the De-Aged Face: 11:26 - 14:34Planes, Trains and Nazi Mobiles: 14:35 - 22:00Religious McGuffins vs Science McMuffins: 22:01 - 31:00Jurgen Voller is Dead: 31:01 - 38:20Indiana Jones & The Prologue of Doom: 38:21 - 41:51Now I Am Become Plinkett: 41:52 - 47:30Henry Jones' Moon Landing: 47:31 - 57:02Helena Shaw Does Not Belong: 57:03 - 01:00:35Jurgen Voller is Alive: 01:00:35 - 01:08:02The CIA Has Me on a List: 01:08:03 - 01:10:35The Moral Clarity of the Nazis: 01:10:36 - 01:17:01Boyd with the Pistol in the Library: 01:17:02 - 01:27:06Trigger-Happy Crackers: 01:27:07 - 01:32:00Horse 1-0 Train: 01:32:01 - 01:35:18Jurgen has Completed Space: 01:35:19 - 01:38:40Suddenly, Sallah! 01:38:41 - 01:44:16Indiana Jones & The Last Flashback: 01:44:17 - 01:47:00Phoebe Waller-Bridge Isn't Funny: 01:47:01 - 01:51:23Tuktuk Wacky Races: 01:51:24 - 02:01:14Don't Trust Nazis (or the CIA): 02:01:15 - 02:04:26Helena vs Mutt: 02:04:27 - 02:09:07Puss In Boats: 02:09:08 - 02:12:35Indy Forgets About Magic: 02:12:36 - 02:17:32Alas Poor Mutt, I Knew Him: 02:17:33 - 02:24:12Would You Like to Buy My Boat? 02:24:13 - 02:31:29Nazis Have Eyes You Moron: 02:31:30 - 02:34:52The Ear Wax of Dionysius: 02:34:53 - 02:39:13The Tomb of Archimedes: 02:39:14 - 02:49:44Let's Kill Hitler: 02:49:45 - 02:57:08CONTINENTAL DRIFT! 02:57:09 - 03:00:38Shoot Romans, Save Hitler: 03:00:39 - 03:06:03Indiana Jones and the Assisted Suicide: 03:06:04 - 03:13:20And Now Marion For Some Reason: 03:13:21 - 03:16:10Conclusion: Jake Jones & the Phoebe Waller-Bridge of Doom: 03:16:11 - 03:20:25P.S. Come On Kathleen: 03:20:26 - 03:32:20
The Flash - Multiverse of Badness The Little Platoon 2023-06-28 | The Flash is the BEST example of the current superhero meta: a chaotic mess of cameos, awful CGI, nonsensical multiverses, criminal stars and all around abysmal writing. It should never have been made.Thanks to @ozkii95 and @MrBrownAlliance for help with the editing!Monday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCnfVICHqZXci0jGHJpezbdA6KE5MC8Wn*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!* @MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc*Timestamps*The Flash - An Ezra Miller Story: 00:00 - 05:08Crimes, Pronouns & Aesthetics: 05:09 - 11:13Sandwiches & Ticking Clocks: 11:14 - 16:52Bruce Wayne vs Tony Stark: 16:53 - 19:20Batman Nearly Kills the Kids: 19:21 - 23:05Babies in Microwaves: 23:06 - 27:31But Bruce Could Just End Poverty! 27:32 - 34:34What is the Justice League? 34:35 - 38:44The Snyder Cut is Canon! 38:45 - 49:30Bruce Wayne vs Doctor Strange: 49:31 - 52:25Time Travel for Tomatoes: 52:26 - 57:53This is Getting Out of Hand... 57:54 - 01:03:03Flash Loses His Powers: 01:03:04 - 01:07:13Harry Potter Did It Better: 01:07:14 - 01:15:10Jake Wayne: 01:15:11 - 01:20:45Bat Cave Member Berries: 01:20:46 - 01:29:45Supergirl in Siberia: 01:29:46 - 01:43:25Multiverses Suck, Part 83: 01:43:26 - 01:53:24A Kind Word for Zach Snyder: 01:53:25 - 01:57:53Zod is Not Good People: 01:57:54 - 02:03:25An Epically Bland Battle: 02:03:26 - 02:09:37Kal-El No! Kar-En Yes! 02:09:38 - 02:13:00The Moral Message: 02:13:01 - 02:22:53The Mother Must Die: 02:22:54 - 02:32:31Go Away George Clooney: 02:32:32 - 02:36:12Everything in its Wrong Place: 02:36:12 - 02:45:00
The Little Mermaid - Poor Unfortunate Film The Little Platoon 2023-06-06 | The Little Mermaid remake is a masterclass in sucking the life out of a story. The songs are there, the magic simply isn't.Thanks to @ozkii95 for his help with the editing!The @Alteori video: youtube.com/watch?v=gQXfWvO820U&t=96s&ab_channel=AlteoriThe @VexElectronica video: youtube.com/watch?v=xEK6FjbtxHk&ab_channel=VexElectronicaMonday night LIVE: The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCnfVICHqZXci0jGHJpezbdA6KE5MC8Wn*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!* @MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc*Timestamps*Intro - Tales for Boys & Tales for Girls: 00:00 - 08:38Weird Setups, Weird Fishes: 08:39 - 14:20Wasted Symbols: 14:21 - 16:33Ariel's Sisters: 16:34 - 20:00Animation vs Pseudo-Live Action: 20:01 - 22:24Problems With Scuttle: 22:25 - 26:20Ursula & Triton: 26:20 - 28:25Part of Your World & Musical Egoism: 28:26 - 33:00Ariel, Halle Baile & The Race Question 33:01 - 37:12Literature vs Film Part One: 37:13 - 40:24Under The Sea: 40:25 - 43:34Wild Uncharted Waters: 43:35 - 47:12Lazy Environmentalism: 47:13 - 49:00Melissa McCarthy's Ursula: 49:01 - 54:30I Am Altering the Deal: 54:31 - 01:02:11Prince Eric the Slaver: 01:02:12 - 01:04:40A Slowly Ticking Clock: 01:04:41 - 01:08:38Kiss The Girl = Sexual Harassment: 01:08:39 - 01:10:34The Scuttlebutt Travesty: 01:10:35 - 01:14:41Drunken Punch-Up At A Wedding: 01:14:42 - 01:17:09Pointless Switch-Ups: 01:17:10Outro: Kids Matter: 01:17:11 - 01:30:50
Peter Pan & Wendy - Disney Murders Fairies (It Does! It Does!) The Little Platoon 2023-05-22 | In Peter Pan and Wendy, Disney has managed to suck all the magic out of an old classic, giving us instead a bland, grey, soulless - and sometimes embarrassing - mess. The stream with Ozkii: youtube.com/watch?v=GRe0NqkJtAI&t=7231s&ab_channel=OzkiiThe Best Show in the Universe (Probably): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCnfVICHqZXci0jGHJpezbdA6KE5MC8Wn*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon* @LostChord - My second channel. @ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!* @MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
The Mandalorian - This Is NOT The Way The Little Platoon 2023-04-24 | The Mandalorian Season 3 has now concluded, and what an incomprehensible mess it was! This video, part one, covers the first four episodes of the Batwoman of the Star Wars universe.Part Two: youtube.com/watch?v=FCC0XeFteT8&ab_channel=TheLittlePlatoonThe Best Show in the Universe (Probably): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCnfVICHqZXci0jGHJpezbdA6KE5MC8WnThe complete live Mando breakdown playlist (courtesy of Mr Brown Alliance): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmYzKBKpSYyeVItTc78tHSd1wziHQaXeO*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon*@LostChord - My second channel.@ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc*Timestamps*Intro - A Few Seasons Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far Away: 00:00 - 17:39Episode 1 - Mando on Lake Placid: 17:40 - 43:38Episode 2 - The Mines of Moria (I mean Mandalore): 43:39 - 01:06:24Episode 3 - The One that Wishes it was Andor: 01:06:25 - 1:43:15Episode 4 - What the Hell am I Watching?: 01:43:16 - 02:10:13
Super Mario Bros - Wasted Potential The Little Platoon 2023-04-10 | If all you wanted from a Super Mario movie was a huge gallery of video game references, this was an enjoyable film. If, on the other hand, you wanted the film to *do something* with those references, to craft a story with them that could kick off a Nintendo Cinematic Universe, the film is a big disappointment. It is, essentially, a big box of memberberries -- and plenty of people have forgotten that that is supposed to be a criticism, not a point of praise.Check out @CallMeChato - you won't regret it.The Best Show in the Universe (Probably): youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCnfVICHqZXci0jGHJpezbdA6KE5MC8Wn*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon*@LostChord - My second channel.@ozkii95 - Affiliated channel.... And Ozkii's Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
Ant Man 3: Quantumania - Absolute Garbage The Little Platoon 2023-03-07 | Ant man & The Wasp: Quantumania is a truly abysmal start to Phase 5. A stolen plot, appalling characters, derivative visuals, and a villain it is literally impossible to care about. The MCU is dying.The mini review: youtube.com/watch?v=WVqbNaTHsMA&ab_channel=LostChordThe Desolate Souls Studios Podcast: youtube.com/watch?v=MfXzskV7DGU&t=3119s&ab_channel=DesolateSoulsStudios*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon*LostChord (my second channel): youtube.com/channel/UCwk2aG2ErEa__zWG2kCWKVAOzkii (my colleague's channel): youtube.com/channel/UCKxovI9g3mThgklzyw2yVAQ... And his Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!* @MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc *Timestamps!*Intro - Flynn Lives: 00:00 - 02:42The Lingering Stink of Phase 4: 02:43 - 07:10The Plot Begins: 07:11 - 10:33Member the Blip? 10:34 - 14:45Don't Go Into the Basement: 14:46 - 18:18Cassie Lang & The Woman Problem: 18:19 - 20:46Into the Quantum Realm: 20:47 - 26:25The Rey Skywalker Problem: 26:26 - 28:27Bill Murray in the Star Wars Cantina: 28:28 - 33:33The MODOK Mistake: 33:34 - 36:53We Need to Talk About Kang: 36:54 - 47:18The Probability Storm: 47:19 - 53:45Kang vs Wanda: 53:46 - 59:12Socialist Ants: 59:13 - 01:02:51Don't Be a Dick: 01:02:52 - 01:07:15Tron Did It Better: 01:07:16 - 01:10:30Unhappily Ever After: 01:10:31 - 01:13:42Summing Up: 01:13:43 - 01:23:18
Velma - Just the Worst Thing The Little Platoon 2023-02-19 | Get Surfshark VPN at https://surfshark.deals/platoon - Enter promo code PLATOON for 83% off and three extra months for free!You asked, I delivered: the final 6 episodes of Velma in ONE review. It nearly killed me, but I made it to the end. It actually got a little bit better whenever it wasn't being the worst thing on the planet.Part 1 (Reuploaded after HBO took down the original): youtube.com/watch?v=aIHrMdNRObo&ab_channel=TheLittlePlatoonPart 2: youtube.com/watch?v=WSyHOt-Hv_c&t=791s&ab_channel=TheLittlePlatoon*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon*LostChord (my second channel): youtube.com/channel/UCwk2aG2ErEa__zWG2kCWKVAOzkii (my colleague's channel): youtube.com/channel/UCKxovI9g3mThgklzyw2yVAQ... And his Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!* @MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
Avatar: The Way of Water - Really Quite Bad The Little Platoon 2023-02-13 | Avatar: The Way of Water is visually stunning. It's also a terribly written mess of plot holes, cliches and contrivances. If this is the best cinema has to offer, then what's the point?*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon*LostChord (my second channel): youtube.com/channel/UCwk2aG2ErEa__zWG2kCWKVAOzkii (my colleague's channel): youtube.com/channel/UCKxovI9g3mThgklzyw2yVAQ... And his Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!* @MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc *Timestamps!*Intro - O Brave New World: 00:00 - 14:15Recap - Dances With Smurfs: 14:16 - 16:26Bad Avatard Defences: 16:27 - 23:14Subscribe to The Movie Cynic: 23:15 - 24:02Back to Pandora: 24:03 - 31:11Somehow, Quaritch Returned: 31:12 - 36:07But Muh Themes: 36:08 - 44:57A Kidnapping: 44:58 - 50:33Quaritch & Spider: 50:34 - 59:20The Sea Smurfs: 59:21 - 01:06:11Wonderlust: 01:06:12 - 01:11:42Riding the Fauna: 01:11:43 - 01:14:12Phase 4 Writing: 01:14:13 - 01:17:03Teen Drama - 01:17:04 - 01:24:10Ellen Ripley Has Epilepsy: 01:24:11 - 01:29:16James Cameron's Writers' Room: 01:29:17 - 01:34:40Convenient Whaling Ship: 01:34:41 - 01:40:58Something About Whales: 01:40:59 - 01:43:20Of Spider: 01:43:21 - 01:50:09Dances With Whales: 01:50:10 - 02:01:05Even More Whales: 02:01:06 - 02:06:52The Soundtrack Sucks: 02:06:53 - 02:10:57Anti-Ageing Whale Goo: 02:10:58 - 02:17:30The Smurfs Go to War: 02:17:31 - 02:23:05All Out War: 02:23:06 - 02:40:00Somebody Dies: 02:40:01 - 02:46:35Inane Action: 02:46:36 - 03:04:31Happily Ever After: 03:04:32 - 03:10:10Outro - The Feelies: 03:10:11 - 03:26:56
Velma - A Crime Against Comedy The Little Platoon 2023-01-26 | After the horror of its first two, did episodes 3 and 4 get any better? No, they didn't. This is anti-comedy. Nobody involved in this show should be allowed to work again.Part 1 (Reuploaded after HBO took down the original): youtube.com/watch?v=aIHrMdNRObo&ab_channel=TheLittlePlatoon*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon*LostChord (my second channel): youtube.com/channel/UCwk2aG2ErEa__zWG2kCWKVAOzkii (my colleague's channel): youtube.com/channel/UCKxovI9g3mThgklzyw2yVAQ... And his Substack: platoonpost.substack.comVTuber design and rigging by Fritz: instagram.com/vecchiofrytz/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D&fbclid=IwAR1GhOcRFobwKzJBKrPatc7LfSGRAbDORwuXLn7IibOLi0r9u5jZdlZPJpo*Twitter!*The Little Platoon: twitter.com/PlatoonPodOzkii: twitter.com/Ozkii95Fritz: twitter.com/VecchioFritz*Friends of the channel!* @MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
Velma - This Isnt Funny [Re-Up] The Little Platoon 2023-01-20 | Velma has debuted on HBO Max and somehow managed to fall beneath our lowest expectations. Besides being unfunny, its humour is fundamentally cruel, spiteful & bitter. If a teenage boy had written it, we'd call him an incel.[This is a re-upload of a video that got 250k views in a day. Someone at HBO manually copyright claimed a segment that was clearly fair use and got the video taken down. Youtube's recommended edit then slashed 28 minutes out of this 31 minute video. In short, I was screwed, and I'd appreciate all the help available to regain what I lost. And, because they tried to F me, I shall make another video F-ing them.] *Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon*LostChord (my second channel): youtube.com/channel/UCwk2aG2ErEa__zWG2kCWKVACuthbert Conker (my colleague's channel): youtube.com/channel/UCKxovI9g3mThgklzyw2yVAQ... And his Substack: platoonpost.substack.com*Friends of the channel!* @MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
A Critique of Star Trek Discovery - Part Three The Little Platoon 2023-01-15 | The concluding part of my critique series covering Star Trek Discovery Season 4. This is technically a very *old* video, 80% of it having been made way back in May 2022. Consequently it may be rather clunky next to my more recent offerings. I upload it now for the sake of completeness.Part One: youtube.com/watch?v=ftsRVQpfADY&t=1s&ab_channel=TheLittlePlatoonPart Two: youtube.com/watch?v=YTR3fSbXgEU&t=142s&ab_channel=TheLittlePlatoonThe 2010: The Year We Made Contact stream: youtu.be/mYUzwuuTgsISupport the channel!Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonChannel memberships are open!More from The Little PlatoonLostChord (my second channel): youtube.com/channel/UCwk2aG2ErEa__zWG2kCWKVACuthbert Conker (my colleague's channel): youtube.com/channel/UCKxovI9g3mThgklzyw2yVAQ... And his Substack: platoonpost.substack.comTimestamps:The Intro to the Intro: 00:00 - 02:10Intro: Star Trek was Always Political: 02:11 - 08:15Show Not Tell: 08:16 - 12:23Bones on a Dead World: 12:24 - 15:01Pacing Problems: 15:02 - 18:08Gay Parents: 18:09 - 19:37Can We Please Kill Someone? 19:38 - 22:20FEELINGS: 22:21 - 25:26Peak STD: 25:27 - 27:23First Contact: 27:24 - 34:26By the Way, Villainy: 34:27 - 41:39The Beginning of the End: 41:40 - 45:53Convenient Mind Melds: 45:54 - 47:30Convenient Cat Toys: 47:31 - 50:24Asteroids & Fake Outs: 50:25 - 55:39Somebody Dies! 55:40 - 58:48Oh No He Didn't: 58:49 - 01:01:58Accidental Trumpism: 01:01:59 - 01:03:39Attempted Payoffs: 01:03:40 - 01:09:56Stacey Abrams Lost: 01:09:57 - 01:33:17Goodbye to All That: 01:33:18 - 01:34:43
Wakanda Forever - A Fitting End to a Terrible Phase 4 The Little Platoon 2022-12-18 | Rounding off the Wakanda Forever critique with the film's third act - writing that's fairly typical of the MCU's Phase 4 sludge pipe. Non-characters, Nonsensical motives, non-existent worldbuilding; missed beats and wasted opportunities. But hey, at least we *survived* Phase 4.Part One: youtu.be/pdWtRr_QNZsPart Two: youtu.be/xZdXTAumYbgExcerpt - The Tragic Myth of Wakanda: youtu.be/jg04KswVQXIMy short review (with fewer spoilers!): youtube.com/watch?v=sGGLVc8kfNc&ab_channel=LostChord*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon*LostChord (my second channel): youtube.com/channel/UCwk2aG2ErEa__zWG2kCWKVACuthbert Conker (my colleague's channel): youtube.com/channel/UCKxovI9g3mThgklzyw2yVAQ... And his Substack: platoonpost.substack.com*Friends of the channel!* @MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
Wakanda Forever - This Film Makes No Sense The Little Platoon 2022-12-01 | Continuing the three-part critique of Wakanda Forever -- this video covers the film's second act, from Namor deciding that he wants to nuke the whole world for no adequately explained reason, to Queen Ramonda's death.Part One: youtu.be/pdWtRr_QNZsMy short review (with fewer spoilers!): youtube.com/watch?v=sGGLVc8kfNc&ab_channel=LostChord*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon*LostChord (my second channel): youtube.com/channel/UCwk2aG2ErEa__zWG2kCWKVACuthbert Conker (my colleague's channel): youtube.com/channel/UCKxovI9g3mThgklzyw2yVAQ... And his Substack: platoonpost.substack.com*Friends of the channel!* @MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
Wakanda Forever - Its a Terrible Mess The Little Platoon 2022-11-20 | If Black Panther 2: Wakanda Forever seems like a more serious film than Thor: Love and Thunder or Multiverse of Madness, it's only because they stuck a funeral on the end. A memorial to Chadwick Boseman only sometimes interrupts the circus. The writing is the usual MCU mix of nonsense and silliness.Part two! youtu.be/xZdXTAumYbgThe Movie Cynic's review: youtube.com/watch?v=LqDpVelACsI&ab_channel=TheMovieCynicMy short review (with fewer spoilers!): youtube.com/watch?v=sGGLVc8kfNc&ab_channel=LostChord*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon*LostChord (my second channel): youtube.com/channel/UCwk2aG2ErEa__zWG2kCWKVACuthbert Conker (my colleague's channel): youtube.com/channel/UCKxovI9g3mThgklzyw2yVAQ... And his Substack: platoonpost.substack.com*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
Rings of Power - Bad Lore, Worse Writing The Little Platoon 2022-11-08 | Rings of Power defenders (these people do exist) often claim that it doesn't matter if the adaptation butchers the lore because the show was good in its own right. This video (and future videos) explores some of the many ways the writing fails the most basic standards of competence.*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoonChannel memberships are open!*More from The Little Platoon*Lostchord (my second channel): youtube.com/channel/UCwk2aG2ErEa__zWG2kCWKVACuthbert Conker (my colleague's channel): youtube.com/channel/UCKxovI9g3mThgklzyw2yVAQ... And his Substack: platoonpost.substack.com*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc The EFAP breakdown of episodes 4 and 5: youtube.com/watch?v=8olwlI2iPC0&ab_channel=MooLer*Timestamps*Introduction: Welcome to the Theme Park: 00:00 - 02:52Recapping a Thousand Threads of Plot: 02:53 - 05:43Hunting for Allegory: 05:44 - 07:00Don Lemon in Auschwitz: 07:01 - 09:51An Essay on Diversity: 09:51 - 24:44Elendil and the Problem of Lore: 24:45 - 27:15Arriving in Numenor: 27:16 - 31:36Bear McCreary, Howard Shore & The Leitmotif: 31:37 - 37:10Retroactive Worldbuilding & The Problem of the Valar: 37:11 - 42:59Make Numenor Great Again: 43:00 - 48:05Tar-Miriel & Ar-Pharazon: 48:06 - 56:20Horrible Horrible Dialogue: 56:21 - 01:03:51Isildur/Sailor Twink: 01:03:52 - 01:05:10THE SEA IS ALWAYS RIGHT: 01:05:11 - 01:11:49Vampire Orcs & Prison Nonsense: 01:11:50 - 01:18:32An Unearned Payoff: 01:18:33 - 01:21:37Proper and Improper Slow-motion: 01:21:38 - 01:24:46Astonishingly Bad Writing in the Library of Contrivance: 1:24:47 - 01:37:31Cannibalistic Murder Midgets: 01:37:32 - 01:49:15Information Management: 01:49:16 - 01:56:54Halbrand is Definitely Not a King: 01:56:55 - 01:59:53More Loveable Murder Midget Goodness: 01:59:54 - 02:01:16Prison Break: 02:01:17 - 02:07:12Outro, Channel Expansion, and Support: 02:07:13 - 02:10:20Patreon Shoutout! 02:10:21 - 02:11:56
She Hulk - The Big Fat Terrible Finale The Little Platoon 2022-10-25 | She-Hulk’s writers think they are very clever. They thought they were “trolling the trolls.” Because they are, in fact, incredibly incompetent, they ended up proving the trolls right.*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoon*Second channel!* LostChord: youtube.com/channel/UCwk2aG2ErEa__zWG2kCWKVATwitter: @PlatoonPodSubstack (written by the other guy): platoonpost.substack.com*Friends of the channel!* @Mr Brown Alliance @The Movie Cynic @GEEK WHAT!?
She-Hulk - From Bad to Worse to Terrible The Little Platoon 2022-10-10 | Not content with being oppressively awful in its own right, She-Hulk has breached containment and is now infecting the broader MCU. Daredevil gets the treatment in episode 8, but more importantly, its casual discarding of the Sokovia Accords proves just how bad is the decline in worldbuilding talent at Marvel.*Support the channel!*Patreon: patreon.com/thelittleplatoonSubscribestar: subscribestar.com/the-little-platoon*Second channel!* LostChord: youtube.com/channel/UCwk2aG2ErEa__zWG2kCWKVATwitter: @PlatoonPodSubstack (written by the other guy): platoonpost.substack.com*Friends of the channel!*@MrBrownAlliance @TheMovieCynic @GEEKWHATInc
Andor - Is this... good Star Wars? The Little Platoon 2022-10-03 | Some have called it slow, some have called it clever; some find it boring, others are intrigued. Is Andor any good? And, more importantly, is it even Star Wars?*Support the channel!*Patreon - patreon.com/thelittleplatoon*Substack - Bonus Content (from the other guy)*platoonpost.substack.com*Friends of the channel - go subscribe*@TheMovieCynic @MrBrownAlliance @GEEKWHATInc *The Critical Drinker's Open Bar discussion*youtube.com/watch?v=BaAzsbdKsZo&t=1494s
